Do you ever buy food with warning labels This shit is stronger than nail polish remover I went on a waiting list to get some
>>22017701it can't be that bad... It's horseradish for fuck's sake
I buy pickled plums from asia mart with prop 65 warning labelsThey’re good
>>22017713why are magnets in your plums?
>>22017709It is. I tried it at the hot sauce store in mall of america and it made me start coughing and my nose running so bad I had to run to the bathroom. Actually fucked up of them to not have tissues and hand sanitizer on hand for customers because I tried like every hot sauce and was dying
>>22017709it's the way they process it that makes it super hot. They grate it finely in ice cold water so that the enzymes don't break down too fast before they have time to create the volatile compound called allyl isothiocyanate (AITC). Once the enzyme worked its magic, they lock the AITC in place with an acid like vinegar. All of this happens in less than 5 minutes, any less or any more and the product will less potent. (please don't sue me)
>>22017701spicefags are the biggest queers on earth
>>22017803this is a queer world. feel free to check out anytime, sir.
>>22017803>cant handle it
>>22017701I would like to try this. Growing up my brother and used see who could eat the most fresh horseradish on crackers. I loved the way it made my brain feel like it was about to explode
>>22017701I like spicy food but horse radish is nasty stuff. it destroys my sinuses, and causes my scalp to itch and I get prickly burning on my scalp when I eat strong horse radish.
>>22017758sounds like we have a weak ass bitch
>>22017803horseradish isn't a spice you dumb nigger
>>22017868sameI can eat hot peppers all day long but even the faintest hint of horseradish and I'm out. something about that weird nasal sensation it gives I just can't handle.
>>22017713Why do you think prop 65 only applies to magnets lol
>>22017897By this logic nutmeg isnt either
>>22017701>be careful, this spice might be too much for your baby palate Why is this a marketing technique that works? Nothing is more repulsive than a product that implies that you’re in some special macho club if you buy it.
I do like the different burn that imitation horseradish gives. Hot sauce makes my nose run, but horseradish clears the sinusesi wanna try a horseradish soda
>>22018200You are the only one associating it with masculinity it's just an accurate warning about the contents
>>22017701>false disclaimers on the packagingIf this were American, the USDA would have these faggots strung up on the gallows
>>22018200It worked on fucking water. that liquid death crap. It sells, for whatever reason
>>22018324Shut up
>>22018350You actually buy that shit, don't you?
I had a college roommate once who bought a hot sauce with a badly drawn picture of some naked guy's ass and it had a story on the back about some guy named Chet getting spanked by his friends or something like that.It seemed really gay.
>>22018423no! >:(
>>22018213Shiggy
>>22017701I snagged some capsaicin extract that has a whole tag of suggested maximum dosage, not for use on skin, animals, children, the elderly, or directly on food... It is 13.5 million scovilles, so maybe they're worthwhile.The missus does not like spicy food, but I do... so I make food with the habanadas I'm growing, and my plate/bowl/whatever gets a drop of the extract mixed in - doesn't change the flavour, just adds the heat back in.
>>22017701Yeah this one ain't for your goy ass, it's only for real YEHUDS
>>22018213anon your country is known for restaurants advertising themselves as "home of the world-famous X!" when no one outside of the county it's based in has ever heard of the dish.
>>22018504Be kind, he's clearly retarded
I sometimes order "NO RETURN IF TO SPICY!!!!" menu items and am often disappointed that they are not all that spicy.
>>22018508Which episode is this from?>>22018521Asked the sole Chinese operator at the strip mall chinese food place, "double spicy, please", he gave me two satchets of tabasco sauce .-.
>>22018521Szechuan peppercorn anything. Overblown.
>>22018588these are the numbing side of ma-la. The chilies are... well, they're chilies. These little bastards are just lemon-cleaner scented tv static.
>>22018571If I recall it's the very first one.After Kevin's incident at the club with Andy, and she says Kevin's inner light is dead or something
>>22017701it probably has preservatives, i'll passso hard to find horseradish in the store without preservatives
>>22018445>the goatse smoke cloud
>>22017701Yeah. A lot of Asian food stuff I get online comes with a label that says something like THIS PRODUCT MAY CAUSE CANCER ACCORDING TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA.
>>22018619God bless prop65.Non-canola rape (seed/oil and leaves), mustard oil, a bunch of fermented soy products... ... white pepper.
>>22017758where is our hero when we need him the most
>>22018445If your hot sauce doesnt do this you may as well tattoo faggot on your forehead
>>22018445that's "slap my ass and call me sally"
>>22017701At Camden Market in london a guy at a special hot sauce stall gave me a free sample (dipped a stick into each bottle to lick) of every type of sauce, from the most basic lemon-garlic, to the more spicy different kinds from the mango-habanero to like a weird marmite-based hot sauce; all the way until the final entries named something like "Regret". It wasn't so bad at first but a few minutes after I completed the set and bought a bottle myself I was staggering bleary-eyed and sweating through the cold december stalls of camden market, panting and crying until I could get to a milkshake place for a milkshake. Then it wasn't so bad... until I finished the milkshake. Had such a tummy ache that I felt like a hole was burning through my stomach lining and that my stomach acid was going to flood into my bloodstream or something.But then like 30 minutes passed and I was okay again.
>>22018456>Ignite your sinuses with this 4 time Golden Chili award winner with a torturous burst of horseradish! 30 times hotter than the pure root.So is this some kind of horseradish extract, or is it normal horseradish that someone's specially bred to be more potent
>>22018445Sounds pretty gay if you ask me
>>22018841there's nothing you can eat to stop horseradish burn the way fat stops capsaicin. Ice cream sounds like an especially bad idea because horseradish is setting off your "it's too cold to eat this" pain receptors.>>22018874You can probably get any horseradish to the point of being extremely brutal just by processing it right (/wrong). It's an enzyme thing you start by mixing with water but also halting the process at the most concentration with acid and putting it in a container that can hold volatile oil. But it's stupid to fuck around with this stuff even more so than capsaicin. It causes spontaneous abortions in both livestock and humans.
>>22018213>If this were American,That's the most American sounding product description I've ever seen. Who outside of America says "butt-woopin"?
>>22018208You could be onto something. It doesn't exist, make it. Maybe I'll steal your idea
I grew up in the Horseradish capitol of the United States, (the world?) in Illinois.
>>22018299I really like achewood
>>22018445reminds me a bit of those fake pwo covers
>>22018597Oh you got it, "Kevin what's happened to your inner light? It's all dark and depressing. Like Andy's!"
