I don't understand

>>22018103
sometimes when you dont close the lid on a carbonated beverage, gas seeps out and makes a hissing noise. anon is suggesting that this noise could potentially keep you awake, or startle you during the night, since you might think it's a hissing snake or bug.

>>22018074
>>22018290
>drinking flavored corn syrup so much that you make gay little anecdotal threads about it on 4chan
end your life

>>22018291
Every single thread on this board is blogposting with a hint of troll. Attitudes like yours are what really bring the quality down.

>>22018295
you sound like a pastor

>>22018296
thanks

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>>22018074
I do this from time to time and it seriously freaks me out. Usually it causes the onset of a panic attack because I think the mouse infestation has returned and I'll have to relive that nightmare. One time I didn't mistake it for mice though, thought there was a freaking ghost in my room instead.

I try to avoid resealable bottles and only drink from cans now.

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>>22018074
for me, it's the ice maker stuck with the whirring noise at 3a

>>22018313
>thought there was a freaking ghost in my room instead
Kek

>>22018291
ever heard of sparkling water, fatso?

>>22018074
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH for me it's when the bottle on your nightstand randomly pops like a gunshot at 3am. What the fuck watter bottle?

>>22018313
That was me farting actually

>>22018917
An almost empty Body Armor bottle did that to me once, scared the shit out of me.

Woman problem

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I fucking love fizzy water and some days go through litres of it, the carbonation though gives you epic beer-style farts.

>on a bender with the fizzy water
>pissing like a racehorse, feeling a little bloated after unknown amount of 1.5ltr bottles down
>rip a couple of small squeakers before bed
>customarily laugh at them
>go sleep
>shocked awake by a massive loud really fucking weird sound, like wet growling
>still half asleep while jolted up right
>freak out
>still growling
>slowly realise its my asscheeks
>used to laugh at how stupid Brian was on that one family guy episode where he farts himself awake
life is an amazing thing

>>22018295
NO THIS IS A SERIOUS BOARD FOR DISCUSSING THE INTRICACIES OF RATATOUILLE. NO FUN! NONE!

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>think it's bottle noise
>ignore it
>it's actually a snake
>die