Did you just go to bed and forgot to close me completely? I'm afraid I can't do that, Anon>eeEEEEeeeEeeeEeeeEEeeeeEEEEEEeeeEEEeeEEEeeeeeeEEeeeeeeEEEEeee
I don't understand
>>22018103sometimes when you dont close the lid on a carbonated beverage, gas seeps out and makes a hissing noise. anon is suggesting that this noise could potentially keep you awake, or startle you during the night, since you might think it's a hissing snake or bug.
>>22018074>>22018290>drinking flavored corn syrup so much that you make gay little anecdotal threads about it on 4chanend your life
>>22018291Every single thread on this board is blogposting with a hint of troll. Attitudes like yours are what really bring the quality down.
>>22018295you sound like a pastor
>>22018296thanks
>>22018074I do this from time to time and it seriously freaks me out. Usually it causes the onset of a panic attack because I think the mouse infestation has returned and I'll have to relive that nightmare. One time I didn't mistake it for mice though, thought there was a freaking ghost in my room instead.I try to avoid resealable bottles and only drink from cans now.
>>22018074for me, it's the ice maker stuck with the whirring noise at 3a
>>22018313>thought there was a freaking ghost in my room insteadKek
>>22018291ever heard of sparkling water, fatso?
>>22018074AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH for me it's when the bottle on your nightstand randomly pops like a gunshot at 3am. What the fuck watter bottle?
>>22018313That was me farting actually
>>22018917An almost empty Body Armor bottle did that to me once, scared the shit out of me.
Woman problem
I fucking love fizzy water and some days go through litres of it, the carbonation though gives you epic beer-style farts. >on a bender with the fizzy water>pissing like a racehorse, feeling a little bloated after unknown amount of 1.5ltr bottles down>rip a couple of small squeakers before bed>customarily laugh at them>go sleep>shocked awake by a massive loud really fucking weird sound, like wet growling>still half asleep while jolted up right>freak out >still growling>slowly realise its my asscheeks>used to laugh at how stupid Brian was on that one family guy episode where he farts himself awakelife is an amazing thing
>>22018295NO THIS IS A SERIOUS BOARD FOR DISCUSSING THE INTRICACIES OF RATATOUILLE. NO FUN! NONE!
>think it's bottle noise>ignore it>it's actually a snake>die
>>22018341I mistook this for gunshots one night, I almost called the cops
