Tried "real parmesan" from """""Europe""""" because a friend insisted it's better but it tasted like fart and puke. I'll stick to American parmesan that actually taste good.
>>22019302ESL troll thread anons, you all can safely move on to another threadThank you for your attention
>>22019305He seems to think Europe is a country.
>>22019302I know this is a troll thread but a genuinely love to sit down to a literal pound of spaghetti with a shit ton of spicy ragu sauce with Italian sausage and then a half jar of cheap generic parmesan cheese powder on top. It the day I die the will be the favorite meal to cook myself
>>22019302>American parmesan?It's not "Europe", it's a very specific place the real parmiggiano comes from, Italy.
Eh, like real parm and the fakey shaky cheese. I always have both on hand.
enjoy the sawdust
>>22019385I will!!
>>22019324Not just Italy, but specific provinces in Italy.
>>22019403Holy hell with you people...NOBODY CARES ENOUGH ABOUT ITALY TO KNOW IT BY PROVINCESIT'S JUST NOT RELEVANTYOU DON'T MATTER
>>22019302>tasted like fart and pukewhy you tasting farts, op?connoisseur of the crap convections?>>22019311the eu effectively makes europe a country.this is not-debatable nor negotiable.
>>22019409I know very little about ItalyBut I knowLiguria NaplesRomeEmilia romangaSiciclyVeniceCampania
>>22019412>makes europe a countryConsidering britain seceded it could be argued they are a cofederacy
>>22019409It's funny how their incredible ignorance and stupidity makes them feel important. Bless them.
>>22019409Don’t assume others share your lack of knowledge.
>>22019302Did you buy a chunk of cheese or anohter brand of grated cheese?
>>22019302dried salty milkvsdried salty milk with cellulose filler???
>>22019316Are you a bot or just a retard?
>>22019417OP and that poster are most likely from the South where they regard education as a librul conspiracy which is reflected in how they're at the bottom of all academic benchmarks. please do not assume we are all like that.t. from the North where we actually get good educations
>>22019462You sound like an italian talking shit about sicilians.
>>22019311Europe isn't a country, but the EU has shared regulations for parmesan cheese.Even decent american parmesan wedges generally don't meet EU standards, e.g. Belgioso ages theirs for 10 months while the EU requires at least a year.
>>22019467and? it's kinda the same situation. northern italy is richer and better educated, southern italy is just the opposite
>>22019513Just thought it was funny, thats all.
>>22019311Oh yeah? What country is Europe in then?
You can get parmigiano reggiano from grocery store deli departments. You'd know if you wondered into the spooky areas outside of the aisles.
>>22019521America
>>22019536>Leaving the aisles and going to the shady parts of the supermarketSould like a surefire way to become part in one of those infamous supermarket muggings or abductions you always hear about.
>>22019536No you can't. It's a tier system.The best cheese is made by Emilian white cows. That cheese never leaves Emilia-Romagna.The second best is made by Emilian red cows. You might some leftovers in an Italian specialtized gourmet shop.Never elsewhere. Google it, tons of results, all fake.Third tier is Swiss alpine cows. The centre of the cheese wheel (the best bit) is what you usually find in top tier Italian brick and mortar shops. But you're going to have to be sure it's someone with connections running the place.If you're extremely lucky you might find an Italian somewhere in Europe selling that.Fourth tier is centre of the wheel Frisian cows' cheese: mass produced, complete garbage. Still the best part of the wheel - what you find in standard Italian deli shops and supermarkets.5th tier: Frisian cow cheese with rind. The leftovers of the leftovers. What you find in every deli shop on the planet. Total garbage sold at premium prices. Still perfectly legal (at least it's not laced with battery acid or arsenic from some cosa nostra crime gang).You'd know if you read more than tiktok ads.
>>22019409Did you also know that wine is named after region it's from? Champaign comes from a place in France called Champaign. You probably didn't know that because you don't like to fill your brain with knowledge
>>22019556The stuff from Wisconsin is pretty good. Maybe we should move Europe there.
>>22019603Their cheddar is good so im willing to accept that.
>>22019603>The stuff from Wisconsin is pretty good.KekWhat a laugh.
>>22019311Considering the EU is a thing it pretty much is
>>22019620You have NEVER been to Europe, so you would never know. It's not like the USA when you go from one state to another and just the sales-tax changes.In Europe you go from one country to another and it's completely different , architecture, food and language. Picrel is something Americans only dream of.
>>22019637I don't know, The US is a massive landmass.I'd imagine Florida being quite different from Oregon for example.
>>22019644>I don't know, The US is a massive landmass.You never get tired of telling us that. I have been to the states and the difference between states is NOTHING like the difference between countries in Europe.
>>22019644You're all basically one of two hive minds and whatever scant culture you have barely differs
>>22019649Everyone in the EU speaks english, sure there are some holdouts of monolinguals in their countrysides and the French are stubborn about it but soon you will be the same.
>>22019669>Everyone in the EU speaks english,But they don't
>>22019672Hyperbole, but point is still there, generation by generation bilingualism is becoming more common that eventually these unique cultures will be no more than english speakers with a silly accent.
>>22019684My fav is Germish with the "th" which many cannot pronounce and instead use an s-sound.>You can see saht sis is somesing we sought about very seriously.
>>22019637>being a retarded cuck in German is completely different than being a retarded cuck in Italian. You're all massive dipshits that can barely manage to wipe your own asses without the state telling you how and when you're allowed to do it.
>>22019715You just reminded me of the South Park toilet safety episode>I'll just first have to check your asshole
>>22019715Don't forget they can't defend themselves and depend on Big Daddy America to deter their enemies.
>>22019728>Don't forget they can't defend themselves and depend on Big Daddy America to deter their enemies.We biggest military in the world but scared to go up the Strait of Hormuz . . . .please Britain come and help.
