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Hear me out /ck/. I only eat chicken breast, cottage cheese and coleslaw and that's all. Several months now. Skin is glowing, losing fat, clear-headed. Feeling strong and fast like Cheetah. I experience one wave of hunger at end of day, this is my cue to eat chicken-slaw. Some days not even hungry. Optimal functioning with minimal distraction. If I were to eat Hologram Food such as; Borgir, Bernard Matthew Turkey Twizzler, TangFastics, Nice Bread, Mother's Home style Jamboree etc - brain fucked, big tummy, bad greasy skin, flatulence, constant parasitic craving for pizza and donut. Conclusion : 99.9% of food is devilish trick and I am convinced of this assessment. (Some flavours of Monster are OK)

Why are you still experimenting with food anon? Surely by now you must know there are only six or seven Actual Foods
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>>22022008
sounds like you have some food allergies, it doesn't make those things bad for everyone.

try fruit or milk
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>>22022008
> Why are you still experimenting with food anon?
Because it's fun and I enjoy experiencing new dishes. Variety is the spice of life for some people.
U-do-u tho
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>>22022014
Milk isn't real, banana isn't real. Grape is real, maybe blueberries

>>22022036
It's literally all the same shit. It's either salty or sweet or tangy and chicken-slaw is all three. There is no reason to eat Paneer Algoo
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>>22022045
If it's all the same shit to you, I think you're just a tastelet desu
That's okay, as long as you're happy
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>>22022008
ITT: ARFID autistic man defends his shitty food habits
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>>22022048
Jokes on you I was a chef for 5 years fine dining now what
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>>22022050
what's your squat bro I can do 240 now
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yumyum boys can't accept that their drug addiction to jalapeno poppers and garlic breadsticks is making their bodies weak and their minds slow
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>>22022053
wanna fuk bb :)
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>>22022051
I didn't call you a cooklet, I called you a tastelet. Not everyone has the same taste experience
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>>22022058
you saying I don't know what my truffle oil frittata with hollandaise potato and salmon raclette tastes like

face it cakemunchers you've been duped by Big Food
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>>22022065
The fact that you don't understand someone can have more or less refined tastebuds is really cracking me up.
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>>22022069
Do you have any idea how utterly insane you sound talking about the refinement of your fucking tongue. Being able to taste curry doesn't make you talented
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>>22022076
I rarely eat curry..? Is that supposed to be a complex dish?
You're lashing out for no reason
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>>22022087
What is your squat bro what is your bench
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>>22022091
I squat and bench fools like you on the basketball court
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>>22022096
you're too full of jam roly poly and toad-in-the-hole to even summon the thought of a slam dunk desu. another young man lost to the ravages of the Golden Corral. No fighting spirit, no dietary discipline, no steel in the heart to defend women and children
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>>22022113
I wish I had your creativity, dummie-kun
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>>22022008
>cottage cheese and coleslaw
you're gonna die by age 35.
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>OP discovers the high protein, low carb diet
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>>22022133
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>>22022140
Looks resilient
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>>22022140
more like "op discovers intermittent fasting"
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>>22023120
IF is a meme and eating once a day is very easy on a high protein diet.
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>>22022127
I'm a fan of your demeanor. Would you care to make out with me?
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>>22023645
Gee thanks
I'll have to decline though
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>>22023438
"eating once a day" *is* intermittent fasting, idiot
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>>22022008
I haven't eaten in over a week. Now my stomach is filled with bile, I have constant heartburn and can't even get a few sips of water down without heaving. I tried to eat a banana but felt weak after a few bites. Idk what to do. Am I going to die? {yes this started happening after a 3 week bender) how long until I can eat a big juicy cheeseburger again?
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>>22024084
Just gotta keep going dude
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>>22024104
I've started to get some yogurt and some little sips down with the help of some nausea medication. But what I'm really starting to worry about is my heart. I'm always out of breath and have chest pain. I can barely walk to the kitchen and get a water without feeling like I'm going to faint. Maybe it's just fatigue and will go away when I finally get some sleep.
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>>22024362
How old are you? If you’re 30+, you should probably suck it up and go to a clinic.
I would have suggested yogurt so keep that up with the water. If you can get bone broth, or some chicken soup, that is probably easy on the stomach as well.



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