My cousin is a home baker I always get some sweets from her from time to time. She also makes weed stuff using cannabutter. I smoke but only socially, maybe once or twice a month.She gave me some peanut butter brownies earlier and they were pretty good, but she called me about 20 minutes ago almost in tears saying she mixed her batches up and gave me all xtra dosed weed brownies on accident. I ate 2 of them. How fucked am I? I don't feel much yet..
Really depends on how much was in it, how much you usually smoke, how good was her decarb, what strain is it, how fat are you, and how's your environment and mood today.If you're concerned, try to get your hands on some CBD and take 20mg or so, that almost always takes the edge off the "took too much" feeling. If you want to just ride the whole thing out by sleeping, get some CBN, I wouldn't take more than 5mg unless you want to be asleep for a week.Given' that she "mixed up the batches" she doesn't sound too competent so her decarb was probably garbage and therefore the amount of bioavailable THC is not enough to worry about having taken too much.
>>22022122Look on the bright side it’s better that you got the hot batch than say some random customer that could’ve caused a big stink over it
>>22022122Definitely don't eat anymore.Drink a bunch of water, try not to eat anything else.I hate edibles because then I don't feel like eating much when I get the munchies. I like how weed tastes with chocolate though, it's pretty darn good.
Thanks for the reps, guys. Definitely starting to fly high mann>>22022155Her stuff definitely smacked me and my guys up before so I think I'm in for a fuggin ride, I'm all out of cbd unfortunately...>>22022159If this was shrooms i would agree partner. >>22022163Way ahead of you, buddy
>>22022175Doordash yourself sour gummiesThat's always a good time
>>22022122play a good video game, someting engaging and if you feel yourself slipping outside of this real of reality, just try to remember that this is just some fucking weed and you're not a stinking pussy.
>>22022182Low on funds bud, will just chew on peppercorns and pray>>22022213Yh bro will do
Stay home, have fun shitposting on 4chan. You'll be fine. Order some delivery if you don't have stuff to hear at home.
this is fake because there's a zero percent chance you can't taste the disgusting cannabis flavor in themretard
>>22022122report hourly to see how smashed you got
>>22022122try to update this thread as you chug along
Help me. Please.
god weed people are absolutely retarded
oh my god i see fractles im fucking bonedddddd>>22022267Not me
>>22022280absolute larper
>>22022122You'll be fine, go to sleep if you can, and keep water at hand.
This is why I don't fuck with edibles. I don't want to sully my relationship with weed.
>>22022280Look up some loop zoop songs
Also, I thought you needed the lab concentrated thc to get properly listed off that shit? Can you make cannabitter potent enough to cause problems or is OP a faggot?
>>22022122if this were me I'd probably be dead.
>>22022122Tell your sister you need her to come over and give you cuddles to help you calm down
>>22022155Even if the decarb and extraction is shit, retards usually make close to zero effort to calculate their dosage and just use as much as possible in the recipe and hope for the best. Would not be surprised if even with poor technique the brownies are easily 100mg+ each
>>22022122>I'm on the road to loserville.
>>22022258Fpbp
>>22022258It tastes goood, it’s just extra earthy brownies
>>22022430
Where the hell are you that it's nighttime
>>22022122drink water.eat salty snacks.take a multivitamin.ride the wave.
>>22022446It’s a larper doing a pretend, are you surprised?
hey 4chan the pictures guy isn't me idk ahat the fuck he's doing. I can barely lift my head up dude.. post a funny weed stories and Ill update in a couple hours
>>22022648behold, the first ever weed story
>>22022660i remember seeing these when i was like 14 and i thought they were the funniest shit imaginable and they unironically made me want to start smoking weed. now been smoking daily for like 15 years straight. was it worth it? idk but post more
>>22022355Eh. Let's say you cut the pan thrice against the long side and twice against the short side, yielding 12 brownies. So, 1200mg in a pan of your 100mg brownies. Now let's assume for simplicity that it's a 100% conversion rate (this is unrealistic but let's be charitable), and 20% flower (reasonably good, not god tier not garbage). That's nearly 1/4 oz of weed in that tray.But if we assume she's incompetent and she gets a 50% yield then that requires half an ounce in a tray of brownies which would be essentially inedible.
>>22022648I ate 2000 mgs and laid naked spread eagled, rolling around on my bed for hours and hours while I had intense and vivid closed and open eye visuals. I imagined I was a Navi hunting and warring with my tribe. When that part faded after around six hours I had an intense longing to be back with my tribe on Pandora. I was still high for at least 12 more hours but it was only an unpleasant body high that made it hard to ambulate like I was drunk. I peed on my foot because I felt so floaty and when I was holding my dick, my arm involuntary raised and I blasted my foot and the floor with hot stinky weed piss. Another time I bought Marinol (synthetic THC pills prescribed as an appetite stimulant) from a homeless AIDS patient, ate a few of them, smoked an 1/8 and got stuck on my living room floor while Ong Bak was playing on my TV. I couldn't even get up to turn it off. I just rolled around watching Tony Jaa fuck shit up. I couldn't read the subtitles so I was laughing maniacally at how silly the Thai language sounded. I don't really have any bad stories from edibles but I've been smoking weed for 25 years. My funny substance abuse stories are from drugs and alcohol, not weed.
>>22022122if you cram an equal amount of brownies up your ass it cancels out the ones that went into your mouth
>>22022648>idk ahat the fuck he's doingWoaw man, you're kinda abrasive for someone with a head full of dope. I'm just posting some pics man, ain't trying to hurt nobody.
>>22022807weed used to make stuff weird and result in funny stories but now i mostly just lay on the couch
the last time i got high I kept hallucinating that I was waking up from a dream, that dream being the very previous 2 seconds. Every 2 seconds I would feel like I just woke up from a dream, even though I knew that I wasn't and I was just feeling some bullshit. This went on for about 2 hours and was extremely annoying.
>>22022842I'm looking at this in terms of butter quantity in the recipe. Taking this as a solid, though fairly dense brownie recipe:>https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/seriously-fudgy-homemade-brownies/170g butter for a 9" square baking dish. To hit 1700mg you only need 10mg/g in the butter. That means per 100g (ish) stick you would need full yield from 5g of 20% thc weed. Very realistic if your weed is a little better than that and you do everything right, I do 5g weed per stick of butter or 100g oil and have hit 10mg/g by lab test. 50% of that (5mg thc/g butter) would still be 850mg for the full pan, if the brownies are 9x 3" square cuts that comes in to just under 100mg each but OP would still be looking at a fat dosage from two of them even if they're cut into 12 parts. They would probably taste like weed pretty hard but you can load brownies up a lot before they're inedible.
Any weed brownie i've had reeks of marijuana for some reason
>>22023148truly a mystery for retard sama
>>22023011The "and you do everything right" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. Also I haven't made brownies in like 25 years, jesus man. 20% weed back then was unheard of. Hard to beat just a nice tin of gummies where someone took care of all the lab testing in advance so you know exactly what it's going to be like every single time.
>>22022122put The Matrix on and have a good night
>>22023178Toy Story and a bag of chips
>>22022122hopefully you die so this shit threads like this never get made again
>>22022258Thank god someone here has a brainEdibles were a fun experiment when I was young and dumb but there's absolutely no way to dose them out or to get rid of the disgusting weed taste and the edible high from 11-hydroxy-thc is just plain shitty and overly sedating. You might as well take a fucking benadryl.
>>22023234>You might as well take a fucking benadryl.That's a shitty take. DPH is not the same high as weed and only a retard would pretend otherwise. Not to mention the literal brain damage you'd subject yourself to with benadryl use.
>>22023245I didn't say take a bottle you fuckwit I said -A- benadryl As in you're gonna be sleepy you fucking junkie
>>22023234drug pseuds are absolutely the worst type of pseud.
Cannabis can induce psychotic symptoms, including hallucinations, paranoia, and delusions, collectively termed cannabis-associated psychotic symptoms (CAPS), as well as a more severe cannabis-induced psychotic disorder, which mimics schizophrenia with positive symptoms
>>22023254So don't mess with it, bitch. Why are you in this thread?
>>22022163Don't eat *any more*. There's a difference. We don't want OP to die of starvation.>>22022182What if he accidentally orders the wrong kind of gummies? We don't want to make things worse.
>>22023234>the edible high from 11-hydroxy-thc is just plain shitty and overly sedatingthis is exactly what i want from weed Though and I would vape that straight if I could
>>22022122Have fun.
>>22023152My point was anybody would know the stench of which brownies are standard and which have green opium in them.
>>22023234retard
>>22023219Rude>>22023254Interesting
>>22023262
>>22022258>>22023234These days it's not necessarily so obvious though. With the concentrates they have now it's entirely possible to hide 10mg of THC in something as big and dense as a brownie. I buy 100mg. gummies that are the size of a Starburst and scored at the top into 10 sections. Half of one of which could be too much for a beginner. I've seen people get uncomfortably high from 5mg before.Still, OP's story seems unlikely these days, but you do see shit like that on the news all the time where some kid or pet or unsuspecting adult freaks out after dosing themselves with edibles.
>>22022660This has always been retarded, no-effort nonsense. I hated that era of "weed comics".
>>22023449you had to be there
>>22023395i smoke daily and have for years (not huge amounts desu) and 15mg is too much for me to do anything except lay in bed.
Okay guys I woke up now I'm still kind of high I didn't know this thread would still be up. I blacked out right after making that post, my dreams were complete batshit fuckery, dbz characters firework shows, aliens, and really bright stars with Meteor showers. 2/10 would do again. My cousin also said she'll give me free weed for a month to make up for it. Though I'm not sure if I need it.
>>22023254cannabis cant induce psychosis, thats a lieit can however bring out psychosis fully in predispositioned people, so if you have familial history of psychosis or previous mental health issues in that regard dont use weed
>>22022122Nothing is fucked here, OP.
>>22023454Yeah, I was there. Why do you think I remember it and have evidence of it? It's more because I was 30 and not 12 when I saw it. Fucking millennial shitwad.
>>22023456Yeah, try and keep it that way. You can quickly and easily build a tolerance to edibles that strangely doesn't really interfere with smoking in my experience. Like all in tonight I've had about 70mg in 3 doses in the last 10 hours. More of a body high. If I take two big bong rips I'm really stoned in the brain again. Which will keep me awake too long. If I took 70mg at once I'd be stuck in bed too. And if I take a week off of them 20mg will kick my ass again.Even if I smoke throughout the day I'll barely crack a gram. I don't get how people can smoke an 8th or a 1/4 by themselves in a day. But if I increased my intake I could probably get there too. I just don't like being very high. I don't get anything done.
>>22023395Yes but generally a home cook is going to be using cannabutter as opposed to dosing each brownie with honey oil post-bake. It'd be a pretty big waste of oil.
>>22023588Delta 9 and 11-hydroxy are different chemicals and the effect/timing of the latter depends heavily on your individual liver function
>>22023580Cunt.
I’m stoned and watching a young Leslie Nielsen in Forbidden Planet on TCM.Weed is great.
>>22022258This
I like the taste of weed. I'll chew on the stems from the buds sometimes. I even cook ground AVB and everclear soaked tincture mulch directly into things and eat it. I'm sure it's just good roughage and fiber. Certainly no harm in it. But I've had brownies made with ground weed as flour instead of with cannabutter that tasted too strongly of weed. It affected the texture too. But those ones can get you really loaded.
This movie is trippy and cool.
>>22023247Yeah, I don't know how to read. I'm too high.
>>22022402Newfag
>>22023234Benadryl is actually way more damaging to your brain and I'm not even one of those "weed is harmless" people, look this up. Benadryl should be illegal. You stupid boomer. You gave yourself dementia lol.
This thread is full of poor people. Get rich, not high.
>>22023781Uhhhh actchully Elon Musk smoked weed on Joe Rogan ok?? I'm a temporarily embarrassed billionaire. That's why I eat McDonalds like Warren Buffet and wear a Casio like Bill Gates. You just need to eat less caramel lattes and avocado toast, this is why you're poor!
>>22023780>Taking -A- benadryl gives you dementia!You "learned" to read with 3-cueing didn't you
>>22023811Baka, he got rich before doing a weed
>>22023816I don't know what that is because I didn't go to a special needs programme>>22023820Actchully he's a self-made job creator! Solar freakin roads man!!!
>>22023826>Jokes on you, I didn't learn to read at all!Yeah that was pretty clear
>>22023827>everyone knows my special short-bus acronyms and if they don't they couldn't get into the short-bus programmeYou got me there
>>22023828Anon the words "three" and "cueing" are not acronyms. They're regular words.It's also program in english.You can stop posting any time
>>22023851For a shortbus you have a pretty good vocabulary. You're not cheating by having your tard wrangler translate for you, are you?
>>22023853>Just "you're short bus!" again You bore me.
>>22023856Look around you. Perhaps there is something unattended you can break for attention?
>>22023781The 1920s are over grandpa
