the white stuff is not sperm but cheese
>>22022302why does your cheese look like sperm?
>>22022304idk it's weird
>>22022302>Had to clarify it wasnt spermOp I know you might be a faggot but wait until people accuse you, otherwise we will think its the standard.
>>22022302are you incapable of making even the most basic cheese/butter sauce? you literally just have to mix some pasta water with butter, then mix in parmesan or gran padano or whatever off the heat. the texture will be significantly more pleasant.
>>22022320You are telling this to the guy who made penne a la sperme
>>22022302ew
>>22022323fair enough. though in my opinion it looks more like a really, really bad béchamel.
>>22022304>>22022308The cheese was exposed to too much heat, presumably by mixing it with the pasta in a pan that was on the heat which caused it to split and go gritty.
Rigatoni are nice
>>22022302Why are you eating sperm don't do that.
>>22022356it's not sperm it just looks like it
guys it's not sperm i swear on my mother
>>22022304why do you think that's what sperm looks like?
>>22022320>cheese/butter saucemiss me with that nonsensical.cheese don't need butter in order to melt correctly, it needs cream.butter is too thin.
>>22022302Nice cum on pasta sperm slurper. Fag.
>>22022383Is sperm also too thin?
>>22022391the seminal fluid is.the sperm itself is not able to be incorporated.
>>22022374>>22022387>>22022356>>22022323see>>22022382
>>22022397Are you retarded? It's cum pasta.
>>22022397OP is mad
>>22022383what i proposed was more of a butter sauce with added cheese than an actual cheese sauce. mainly because it is EASY as hell and you end up with a fairly decent texture. of course for a slightly higher effort and superior dish you would use a bit of cream. OP could be excused by claiming that he simply didn't have any cream but there is no way in hell he doesn't have any butter.
>>22022404>Are you retarded?answer the question.why do you think that's what sperm looks like?
>>22022408ah.
>>22022414Its white and drizzled all over the pasta like OP came to it. Now your turn, are you retarded?
Looks like sperm.
>>22022421why do you think load is that chunky, anon?do you have an std that you need to get taken care of?
>>22022441I imagine because OP keeps eating his semen. I have no STD's because no sex but thanks for the concern.
>>22022447Lol this dude eats sperm
You fucked it up. It's supposed to emulsify with the starchy pasta water, but you failed. Not only that, but you posted your failure for the entire board to see. Why would you do that?
>>22022466uhmmmmm... because i don't really give a fuck what a bunch of autistic strangers think of my meal?
>>22022479Why post it then?
>>22022484to gather (you)s of course
>>22022302How do you ironically have sth for lunch?Roll your eyes while eating it?
>>22022582>I came to my pasta for (you)'sMasterfully done
>>22022302The glass of juice saves it, I approve of the meal
>>22022382that's what mine looks like when I'm severely dehydrated
>>22022302How could you possibly "ironically" eat something that's actually there to photograph. Why are you using that word here?
>>22022304Why would sperm be that chunky?? Fucking gross. You're dehydrated badly if you're making anything like that.
>>22023680Who lets themselves get that way? Why don't you drink water like advised? Why are you jerking off when you're sick?
>>22023686I'm an alcoholic and every day I wake up dehydrated >Why are you jerking off when you're sick?I'm also a porn addict
Disgusting degenerate. And you're also here. Three strikes.
>>22023681Probably because it sends prescriptivists into virtual conniption fits, bwa ha ha!
