Scrambled is objectively the best way to have eggs, & dont give me that french half cooked wet shit
I have found that people who say scrambled is their favourite way to eat eggs don’t really like eggs in the first place.
>>22025075guy who's never had eggs benedict before:
>>22025079nobody really likes eggs
>>22025084Filthy liar.
>>22025075Sunny side up so you can dip your steak in the goo.
>>22025157>steak for breakfastnot a breakfast food
>>22025079Eggs don't have that much flavor.They're better used a vehicle for flavor.q
>>22025075>french half cooked wet shitoh you mean properly cooked scrambled eggs?the best eggs is over hard on toast with salsa or taco sauce.
>>22025189ALL food is breakfast food.>>22025191tastelet
>>22025075It's the only way I can eat eggs besides omelette. That sunny side up shit is disgusting.
For me it's the tornado omelette
>>22025075Only way I can have them now: https://youtu.be/ktVIQZ7tiag
I like to put it in my ramen right at the end and spin it around until it's done to get the tiny whisps all through it. Tastes great and makes the soup really thick too which I prefer
>>22025075I love over-easy.
>>22025217>Ketchup on eggs
>>22025189How a man eats breffis.
I go 2 months scrambled, two months runny yolk crispy bottom.
>>22025643It also goes on hotdogs.I hope Chicago gets nuked.
>>22025660Whoever has ketchup in their home needs to tow their home as far away from me as possible.
>>22025666Just for people like you, I'm going to start carrying a ketchup packet on me at all time. If I ever hear someone like you bitching about ketchup, you're getting ketchslapped.
>>22025482yeah, its objectively the best. why would you want crispy burnt shit on the bottom. over easy, nicely cooked white, runny warm yolk to dip your toast and serve as sauce for whatever else is on the plate. its not complicated, its just correct
>>22025666imagine if someone came to your house with a cement truck full of ketchup and pumped it through your letterbox haha
>>22025195>ALL food is breakfast food.Especially the leftovers of last night's chicken vindaloo takeaway.
>>22025075fried over easy with slap ya mama cajun seasoning and a splash of habanero tobasco is the best way to eat eggs.
>>22025075what other autistic tendencies do you have?
If you want to learn about cooking eggs and the really good eggs that op derided to stir up interest in his thread:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3gUdsRviaE
>>22025652Top egg with slice of steak, add a pinch of salt, consume.
>>22025075Really good scrambled eggs are really good, but average scrambled eggs are boring.
>>22025693>your letterboxForeigners get out.
>>22025652I don't eat female animals, it's unmanly. Their flesh contains natural estrogens. Chicken and beef consumption is a psyop to estrogenate the masses.
>>22026346Nigga men have been eating that shit since the dawn of time
>>22025075I like to switch it up Scrambled w ketchup on ToastOver easy on toast.I really like how the toast soaks up the runny yolks
>>22025075For me it’s medium scrambled. Fuck the rubbery bullshit. As soon as they hold a little shape, take them out of the pan
>>22026354Yeah and? People still used lead paint up until very recently, doesn't make it healthy to inhale lead fumes. Besides, our history tells us that only the very elite ate things like beef, and even then, very rarely. Eating female animals more than once or twice month is the psyop, you need to eat more meat like lamb (which is too young to develop lots of hormones yet), and less meat like chicken and beef. I take it a step further by only eating male animals, but you realistically don't have to go that far.
>>22025652Yet a man wouldn't write "breffis", you faggot.
>>22026428This. The eggs are their own chunky gravy spread over toast
>>22026430You will never be laid, bitch.
>>22026436You keep on eating your woman meat, little buddy.
>>22025652Yes you gobble on male cock(animal) exclusively, for testosterone that is.
>>22025191the yolk has flavour, but the white somehow has negative flavour, so it deletes the flavour of the yolk when you mix them together
>>22025075scrambled tastes best but hardboiled is healthiest and fried is most convenient to make
