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>>22027233
RE 7
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>>22027231
what
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>>22027247
It's cheese
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>>22027247
Cheese produced inside animal hide
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>>22027278
For what purpose
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>>22027318
For cheese.
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>>22027224
>expat.
Emigrant.
>no plastic wrap.
I thought hippies loved that environmental bullshit?
>people may have touched the produce.
Wash it then?
>dirt on the produce.
Wash it then.

Obese hog. This is a rage post isn't it?
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>>22027329
It's b8. Produce is sold like that in the US too.
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>>22027224
That's terrible bait
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>>22027233
I inspire to be this man.
>>22027343
Is it really pizza at that point or just and open face sandwich?
>>22027350
Looks like a liability.
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>>22027350
That's fucking gay and a fire hazard
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>>22027233
way to fling food all over the table, downy retard
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>>22027224
>People may have touched it with their hands
I don't buy unwrapped bread or bakery goods in lidls for this exact reason, two times I have saw children picking up the goods with their snotty hands only to put them back once their parents told them to.
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>>22027376
Dumb ESL
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>>22027227
this is animal abuse. please don't post this
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>>22027247
Alpine hunter processing the carcass of a Camem bear cub. Being young and still surviving mostly on breastmilk, their flesh is incredibly fatty and thus highly priced as a local delicacy.
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>>22027224
>>>/wsg/6139836
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>>22027224
I have been to America and they indeed sell vegetables within touching hands reach.

The dirt is protective, and you should be washing your vegetables when you get home anyway just to double check nothing was missed at the processing plant.

The bread goes stale because it is a more pure, less processed food, you can freeze the rest or put it in the fridge, most bread goes bad after 5 days not 2 (I bake my own bread with bread flour and a loaf will last about 7 days).

Europe is tired of America btw and trump saying he will literally blow us all up in nuclear war is very worrying.
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>>22027224
I know rage bait when I see it.
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>>22027743
>Europe is tired of America btw and trump saying he will literally blow us all up in nuclear war is very worrying.
other americans wont like this, but the only one of you with any balls is France. all your other leaders say they dont like trump but still slob his knob
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>>22027752
>>22027743
All of Europe especially France will be completely African/Islamized within 20 years tops so it really doesn't matter.
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>>22027763
And America will get Chang'd in 100 so eat shit.
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>>22027765
Frankly I welcome our new Chinese overlords
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>>22027629
Brightened my day a bit, ty anon
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America sells dirty vegetables, I seen em.
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it is worrying that not only do people post intentional fake ragebait here but people then proceed to take it seriously
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>>22027743
I hope he blows you all up in your bussies
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>>22027329
>emigrant
expat
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>>22027629
I've seen this webm for years and yet you still got me with that one. Well played sir
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>>22027224
There's no way this is sincere. You can't get clean leeks in the USA or anywhere. There's always dirt down in it. Also, produce is laid out for everyone to touch here too. You can buy bags of carrots or choose your own. Same with apples or anything. And what's "healthy" about eating a lot of bread??

Has to be bait.

I fucking hate social media and vertical videos so much. Never once seen anything good in that format.
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>>22027376
*aspire?
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>>22027225
>she's married and has 2 kids now
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>>22027902
Not surprised
I'd keep that girl pregnant
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>>22027376
>Is it really pizza at that point
Of course it is. Why wouldn't it be?
This may shock you, but we have more varieties of pizza in Italy than you can imagine, many of which don't look remotely like anything you would call pizza. Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4KZ1Nai8mw
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>>22027350
Uh, waiter, I was planning to eat that. I send it back.
>>22027318
Marketing
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>>22027231
That's one way to skin a Greek.
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>>22027343
can they really sell all of that in one day?
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>>22027945
this is simply not pizza.
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>>22027329
you shouldve known it was bait made by an esl when it said "bread goes already bad"
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>>22027902
lucky bastard, I'd marry her
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>>22027343
>Smørrebrød
:|
>Smørrebrød, Italy
:o
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>>22027343
The minion bullshit turns me off.
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>>22028181
And yet… it is. Because the word is from our language, not yours, so we get to decide what it means, not you. : )
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>>22027945
>This may shock you
cocksucker
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>>22028263
>I'm mad!
>mad about pizza!
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>>22027609
Is corn bad for them? Why is he eating it so rapeily??
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>>22028279
>Is corn bad for them?
The cob itself is but the kernels/nibs are not.
>Why is he eating it so rapeily?
Cats are exceedingly tactile and enjoy texture variety. While they can't taste the sweetness in corn, they like the texture and juiciness. The crunch, the pop, the ripping it from the "bone" that is the cob itself is prolly similar to them to eating a live, bleeding animal. Cats are hunters and obligate carnivores and for many housecats, chowing down on a corncob is the closest the murderous cunts will get to that experience
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>>22028319
Corn might still have some savory aromas cats can find enticing. It could've also had butter and salt on it. Obviously cats are carnivores but they still seek out plants to eat sometimes for whatever reason. Supposedly cats will sometimes eat the stomach contents of animals that eat plants so maybe they still like to consume small amounts of plants because of that.
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>>22027227
I don't like how much this cat looks like me.
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>>22028182
I thought that was just the slipping US education standards. (It's happening everywhere not just the US)
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>>22027466
Is that blackface?
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>>22028354
No it's redface. He's making fun of Native American Indians.
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>>22028356
We need to suspend him!
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>>22027350
>lights your cheeseburger on fire
>"That'll be $80 plus tip"
Just make me a regular medium-rare burger.
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>>22028279
>>22028319
>>22028323
it's chinks that starve them for several days and then give them the corn. cats don't normally eat like that. i got banned for a month from /an/ for posting it.
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>>22027466
>cut just before he hit the door corner then stumbled backward toward the spilled soup which make him slip and fall head first on the bucket full of dirt water
poor dude
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>>22027769
>embrace dystopian world-scaled commie dictatorship just to own the libs and imaginary woke agenda
[spoiler]((([/spoiler]just as planned[spoiler])))[/spoiler]
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>>22028377
>i got banned for a month from /an/ for posting it.
No you fucking didn't.
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>>22028573
yes i did lol. /an/ mods, as ineffective as they are, have always handed out month-long bans for their animal abuse rule.
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>>22027224
>goes already bad
ESL
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I don't wash my vegetables
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>>22028256
reminder that italian pizza predates american pizza by only 20 years and is far less popular around the globe.
and that is not pizza in any way. it doesnt bear any resemblance to pizza. it has no qualities that anyone anywhere in the world would recognize as pizza. it is not pizza.
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>>22028641
>t.filled with various parasites
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>>22028643
italian pizza isn't even pizza. it's fucking flat dough with olive oil, that's it. it took well-fed american liberators to show those wops how to do cuisine.
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>>22027469
slicer technique needs some work
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>>22028676
what the fuck
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>>22028784
Brazil. They do stuff like that from time to time. hunger justifies the mean, I guess.
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>>22028643
So the bishop of Gaeta in 997AD, requiring a tenant of his paying 12 pizzas every Christmas and another 12 every Easter as his rent, simply didn't exist? And the surviving document, Document XCVI stored at the Abbey of Montecassino, simply doesn't exist? Neat. I didn't know that. You fucking retard.
>>22028672
>well-fed american liberators
Again, Italian word so Italians get to define its meaning, not overfed Amerilard Blimperators.
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>>22028669
Restaurants will really try anything to sell food except make a good meal.
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>>22028824
>so Italians get to define its meaning

Lolno. You really have no idea how language works, do you? Not only does it change with time, it also changes by area. Pizza in the US is pizza. Pizza in Italy is also pizza, whether they're the same dish or not. Also, per your little story about 997AD pizza, I guarantee they didn't pronounce it like we do today. If you went back and said it to them, at best they'd think you were a weirdo, more likely they'd have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>22027225
Lucky fuck that got to slam that cerebral palsy pussy and make her hard to control limbs wiggle crazily as he pumped her full of cum.
Absolutely jealous.
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>>22028824
>the bishop of Gaeta in 997AD, requiring a tenant of his paying 12 pizzas every Christmas and another 12 every Easter as his rent, simply didn't exist?
these were also not pizzas. they probably looked like that weird bread you posted that is not pizza.
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>>22028824
this guiseppe is SEETHING kek
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>>22028904
this blimp is WHEEZING kek
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>>22028453
Or because they've proven themselves far more competent than the amoral pedophilic shabbos goys we have running the West. Turns out having leaders who plan for more than the next election or the next child murdering pedophilic coke orgy produces results, who knew?
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>>22028650
>impling symbiotes are bad
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>>22028925
seethe more mario KEK
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>>22028964
Code?
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>>22027343
goddamn this looks good
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>>22027343
why do they use scissors instead of a pizza cutter?
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>>22029129
probably because sometimes the pizza cutter doesnt cut through the bottom while with scissors this never happens
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>>22028676
ok I thought it was just going to be a "normal" preparation of the eyes. I don't want to eat something like that, but I get why its a thing, and we should still try to find ways to use those edible but not appetizing parts of the animal productively. like feed it to your dogs/cats or something. its probably like 1 step below organ meat both in terms of nutrition and appetizing-nes
but what the fuck are you doing making it into a drink
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>>22027343
fucking slop, put less shit on it you're in Bergamo not Hoboken
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>>22028377
>>22028573
>>22028597
/an/ mods are absolutely brutal. I posted a silly joke and caught a permaban a year ago. Been forced to mobilepost since then.
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>>22029215
I don't believe anyone got a ban for posting a cat eating corn. Go on desuarchive and find the supposedly deleted posted. That wouldn't conclusively prove the ban happened but I would at least believe it at that point. I post on /an/ all the time and an the originator of numerous well-known MP4s and WEBMs there (as in I downloaded, muted and uploaded them). I would have seen something like that.
Now then, what was this "silly joke" of yours?
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>>22029221
I can't be too specific or I'll get in even more trouble. You know that.
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>>22027350
I hope that starts a fire and all the customers who are into ordering epic chungus novelty food so they can film it for Instagram burn to death.
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>>22028651
ahhh brennan & carr
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>>22029131
Sharpen the cutters though? That looks atrocious for carpal tunnel
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>>22029419
the dough is too soft to use a regular cutter. it'd be like trying to cut a blanket. scissors just cuts that stuff easier.
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>>22029221
I saw somebody get a 30 day for posting a reversed video of a cat being saved.
So the video looked like a bunch of russians were shoving a cat underneath a truck.
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>>22027231
Really big tarot root
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>>22027743
non white detected
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>>22028953
but not competent enough to build a data center as advanced as the USA?
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>>22030059
correct, I'm alabaster
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>>22028953
The problem with dictatorships is that they're only as strong as their leader. A bad leader might fuck over a democratic country for a few years but they could fuck up a dictatorship for decades.
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>>22028964
The drip of the bukkake flavours the spaghetti.
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>>22029449
I’ve worked with dough in a commercial setting, i have no idea what you’re talking about
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>>22028453
>imaginary woke agenda
you're right, communists don't have any plans for anything.



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