New webm thread?
>>22027233RE 7
>>22027231what
>>22027247It's cheese
>>22027247Cheese produced inside animal hide
>>22027278For what purpose
>>22027318For cheese.
>>22027224>expat.Emigrant.>no plastic wrap.I thought hippies loved that environmental bullshit?>people may have touched the produce.Wash it then?>dirt on the produce.Wash it then.Obese hog. This is a rage post isn't it?
>>22027329It's b8. Produce is sold like that in the US too.
>>22027224That's terrible bait
>>22027233I inspire to be this man. >>22027343Is it really pizza at that point or just and open face sandwich? >>22027350Looks like a liability.
>>22027350That's fucking gay and a fire hazard
SPLAT!
>>22027233way to fling food all over the table, downy retard
>>22027224>People may have touched it with their handsI don't buy unwrapped bread or bakery goods in lidls for this exact reason, two times I have saw children picking up the goods with their snotty hands only to put them back once their parents told them to.
>>22027376Dumb ESL
>>22027227this is animal abuse. please don't post this
>>22027247Alpine hunter processing the carcass of a Camem bear cub. Being young and still surviving mostly on breastmilk, their flesh is incredibly fatty and thus highly priced as a local delicacy.
>>22027224>>>/wsg/6139836
>>22027224I have been to America and they indeed sell vegetables within touching hands reach.The dirt is protective, and you should be washing your vegetables when you get home anyway just to double check nothing was missed at the processing plant.The bread goes stale because it is a more pure, less processed food, you can freeze the rest or put it in the fridge, most bread goes bad after 5 days not 2 (I bake my own bread with bread flour and a loaf will last about 7 days).Europe is tired of America btw and trump saying he will literally blow us all up in nuclear war is very worrying.
>>22027224I know rage bait when I see it.
>>22027743>Europe is tired of America btw and trump saying he will literally blow us all up in nuclear war is very worrying.other americans wont like this, but the only one of you with any balls is France. all your other leaders say they dont like trump but still slob his knob
>>22027752>>22027743All of Europe especially France will be completely African/Islamized within 20 years tops so it really doesn't matter.
>>22027763And America will get Chang'd in 100 so eat shit.
>>22027765Frankly I welcome our new Chinese overlords
>>22027629Brightened my day a bit, ty anon
America sells dirty vegetables, I seen em.
it is worrying that not only do people post intentional fake ragebait here but people then proceed to take it seriously
>>22027743I hope he blows you all up in your bussies
>>22027329>emigrantexpat
>>22027629I've seen this webm for years and yet you still got me with that one. Well played sir
>>22027224There's no way this is sincere. You can't get clean leeks in the USA or anywhere. There's always dirt down in it. Also, produce is laid out for everyone to touch here too. You can buy bags of carrots or choose your own. Same with apples or anything. And what's "healthy" about eating a lot of bread??Has to be bait.I fucking hate social media and vertical videos so much. Never once seen anything good in that format.
>>22027376*aspire?
>>22027225>she's married and has 2 kids now
>>22027902Not surprisedI'd keep that girl pregnant
>>22027376>Is it really pizza at that pointOf course it is. Why wouldn't it be? This may shock you, but we have more varieties of pizza in Italy than you can imagine, many of which don't look remotely like anything you would call pizza. Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4KZ1Nai8mw
>>22027350Uh, waiter, I was planning to eat that. I send it back.>>22027318Marketing
>>22027231That's one way to skin a Greek.
>>22027343can they really sell all of that in one day?
>>22027945this is simply not pizza.
>>22027329you shouldve known it was bait made by an esl when it said "bread goes already bad"
>>22027902lucky bastard, I'd marry her
>>22027343>Smørrebrød:|>Smørrebrød, Italy:o
>>22027343The minion bullshit turns me off.
>>22028181And yet… it is. Because the word is from our language, not yours, so we get to decide what it means, not you. : )
>>22027945>This may shock youcocksucker
>>22028263>I'm mad! >mad about pizza!
>>22027609Is corn bad for them? Why is he eating it so rapeily??
>>22028279>Is corn bad for them?The cob itself is but the kernels/nibs are not. >Why is he eating it so rapeily?Cats are exceedingly tactile and enjoy texture variety. While they can't taste the sweetness in corn, they like the texture and juiciness. The crunch, the pop, the ripping it from the "bone" that is the cob itself is prolly similar to them to eating a live, bleeding animal. Cats are hunters and obligate carnivores and for many housecats, chowing down on a corncob is the closest the murderous cunts will get to that experience
>>22028319Corn might still have some savory aromas cats can find enticing. It could've also had butter and salt on it. Obviously cats are carnivores but they still seek out plants to eat sometimes for whatever reason. Supposedly cats will sometimes eat the stomach contents of animals that eat plants so maybe they still like to consume small amounts of plants because of that.
>>22027227I don't like how much this cat looks like me.
>>22028182I thought that was just the slipping US education standards. (It's happening everywhere not just the US)
>>22027466Is that blackface?
>>22028354No it's redface. He's making fun of Native American Indians.
>>22028356We need to suspend him!
>>22027350>lights your cheeseburger on fire>"That'll be $80 plus tip"Just make me a regular medium-rare burger.
>>22028279>>22028319>>22028323it's chinks that starve them for several days and then give them the corn. cats don't normally eat like that. i got banned for a month from /an/ for posting it.
>>22027466>cut just before he hit the door corner then stumbled backward toward the spilled soup which make him slip and fall head first on the bucket full of dirt waterpoor dude
>>22027769>embrace dystopian world-scaled commie dictatorship just to own the libs and imaginary woke agenda[spoiler]((([/spoiler]just as planned[spoiler])))[/spoiler]
>>22028377>i got banned for a month from /an/ for posting it.No you fucking didn't.
>>22028573yes i did lol. /an/ mods, as ineffective as they are, have always handed out month-long bans for their animal abuse rule.
>>22027224>goes already badESL
I don't wash my vegetablesThe dirt builds character
>>22028256reminder that italian pizza predates american pizza by only 20 years and is far less popular around the globe. and that is not pizza in any way. it doesnt bear any resemblance to pizza. it has no qualities that anyone anywhere in the world would recognize as pizza. it is not pizza.
>>22028641>t.filled with various parasites
>>22028643italian pizza isn't even pizza. it's fucking flat dough with olive oil, that's it. it took well-fed american liberators to show those wops how to do cuisine.
>>22027469slicer technique needs some work
>>22028676what the fuck
>>22028784Brazil. They do stuff like that from time to time. hunger justifies the mean, I guess.
>>22028643So the bishop of Gaeta in 997AD, requiring a tenant of his paying 12 pizzas every Christmas and another 12 every Easter as his rent, simply didn't exist? And the surviving document, Document XCVI stored at the Abbey of Montecassino, simply doesn't exist? Neat. I didn't know that. You fucking retard. >>22028672>well-fed american liberatorsAgain, Italian word so Italians get to define its meaning, not overfed Amerilard Blimperators.
>>22028669Restaurants will really try anything to sell food except make a good meal.
>>22028824>so Italians get to define its meaningLolno. You really have no idea how language works, do you? Not only does it change with time, it also changes by area. Pizza in the US is pizza. Pizza in Italy is also pizza, whether they're the same dish or not. Also, per your little story about 997AD pizza, I guarantee they didn't pronounce it like we do today. If you went back and said it to them, at best they'd think you were a weirdo, more likely they'd have no idea what you're talking about.
>>22027225Lucky fuck that got to slam that cerebral palsy pussy and make her hard to control limbs wiggle crazily as he pumped her full of cum.Absolutely jealous.
>>22028824>the bishop of Gaeta in 997AD, requiring a tenant of his paying 12 pizzas every Christmas and another 12 every Easter as his rent, simply didn't exist?these were also not pizzas. they probably looked like that weird bread you posted that is not pizza.
>>22028824this guiseppe is SEETHING kek
>>22028904this blimp is WHEEZING kek
>>22028453Or because they've proven themselves far more competent than the amoral pedophilic shabbos goys we have running the West. Turns out having leaders who plan for more than the next election or the next child murdering pedophilic coke orgy produces results, who knew?
>>22028650>impling symbiotes are bad
>>22028925seethe more mario KEK
>>22028964Code?
>>22027343goddamn this looks good
>>22027343why do they use scissors instead of a pizza cutter?
>>22029129probably because sometimes the pizza cutter doesnt cut through the bottom while with scissors this never happens
>>22028676ok I thought it was just going to be a "normal" preparation of the eyes. I don't want to eat something like that, but I get why its a thing, and we should still try to find ways to use those edible but not appetizing parts of the animal productively. like feed it to your dogs/cats or something. its probably like 1 step below organ meat both in terms of nutrition and appetizing-nesbut what the fuck are you doing making it into a drink
>>22027343fucking slop, put less shit on it you're in Bergamo not Hoboken
>>22028377>>22028573>>22028597/an/ mods are absolutely brutal. I posted a silly joke and caught a permaban a year ago. Been forced to mobilepost since then.
>>22029215I don't believe anyone got a ban for posting a cat eating corn. Go on desuarchive and find the supposedly deleted posted. That wouldn't conclusively prove the ban happened but I would at least believe it at that point. I post on /an/ all the time and an the originator of numerous well-known MP4s and WEBMs there (as in I downloaded, muted and uploaded them). I would have seen something like that. Now then, what was this "silly joke" of yours?
>>22029221I can't be too specific or I'll get in even more trouble. You know that.
>>22027350I hope that starts a fire and all the customers who are into ordering epic chungus novelty food so they can film it for Instagram burn to death.
>>22028651ahhh brennan & carr
>>22029131Sharpen the cutters though? That looks atrocious for carpal tunnel
>>22029419the dough is too soft to use a regular cutter. it'd be like trying to cut a blanket. scissors just cuts that stuff easier.
>>22029221I saw somebody get a 30 day for posting a reversed video of a cat being saved.So the video looked like a bunch of russians were shoving a cat underneath a truck.
>>22027231Really big tarot root
>>22027743non white detected
>>22028953but not competent enough to build a data center as advanced as the USA?
>>22030059correct, I'm alabaster
>>22028953The problem with dictatorships is that they're only as strong as their leader. A bad leader might fuck over a democratic country for a few years but they could fuck up a dictatorship for decades.
>>22028964The drip of the bukkake flavours the spaghetti.
>>22029449I’ve worked with dough in a commercial setting, i have no idea what you’re talking about
>>22028453>imaginary woke agendayou're right, communists don't have any plans for anything.
>>22029221https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/5106631/there you go you fucking dumb nigger
>>22027814Nice bait. All who leave their home countries for another are emigrants. US doesn't get a sepcial name "just because."
>>22028788this"every part of the world* when hunger (caused by war, famines, poverty) spawned these culinary abominations: "witty" dishes were created, usually with veeeery long heating to kill weird tastes and break hard to chew textures, and/or spicy spices to hide weird taste (or the absence of taste).ex. French peasants ate snails for centuries bc they ruined crops (and vineyards); it's eaten with lots of butter and garlic, and it's cook a lot to hide the chewy tasteless textures. Asians do the same but with frying oil and lots of spice instead
>>22028964>this is what happened when japs can't lean how to use chopsticksdamn
>>22028669>you know what goes great with slop? >some vomit.
>>22028279cats eating anything other than meat have been starved.
>>22030131have you worked with that particular dough in that particular commercial setting?
>>22030896Even catnip?
>>22028377Damn didn't knowColor me shockedThe chinese torturing animals?Unheard of desu
>>22028651Why didnt he dip the onions in that, too??
>>22031118probably would make broth start to taste too much like onion after a while which not everyone wants
>>22030059I'm sorry you are mentally retarded.
>>22031137He couldve scooped some of the broth into a bowl of onions
>>22027231I'm guessing some kinda cheese sealed and aged in a goat skin?
>>22028669I used to make something like this in grade school. The bread sticks they gave us on pasta day were so shitty that the only way I could stomach them was to hollow them out and shove the Sysco tier spaghetti in them. This would be considered prison food in any other circumstance. Expect I had to pay to "make" it myself.
>>22031177Closest I've gotten to this was a Cajun boil restaurant where after I ordered my food, they gave it to me in a plastic trash bag. It was fucking soup in a bag and all I had to eat it was rinky dink utensils and no real plate.I'd have felt humiliated but it was honestly some of the best seafood I've ever bought.
>>22031151if you feed koalas food with actual nutrients I wonder if they would stop being so mental retarded
>>22031217you're supposed to just dig in with your hands and then theyll have these little tubes you stick your hands in that swirls soapy water all over you.
>>22031244hasn't worked for me
>>22031275I don't think the place I went to had these. I'm not sure though since I didn't even know to look for them.
>>22031586This one always sparks joy
>>22028641Why ar you posting gay porn?
>>22027225How does she wipe her ass?
>>22030685I think the problem is that she clearly can't use a fork
>>22031614you getting hard from it nancy boy?
>>22028964Fun fact: In most nations it's legal to walk around covered in cum. Personally I think it should be considered indecent exposure, but the law doesn't.
>>22027343Anyone got a dough recipe?
>>22031577The monkeys face when shes fanning the flames>its so over
>>22031279>t.
>>22031588was that a camel head?
>>22028669
>>22031750no it's the thing from dark souls
>>22029129because Italians want to be different so badly
>>22029140to be fair even in the US people were eating squirrels and weeds out of their yard less than 100 years ago. starvation tier poverty hasnt been eliminated for that long. hell in the 70s and 80s it was normal to go hungry some days if you were poor.
>>22031588I always wondered how eldritch monstrosity tastes
>>22031591Could he not have chosen an adult type bag??
>>22031588Looks like that thing from dark souls
>>22031588Is it poverty? Like there's literally nothing else to eat so they do this?
>>22027350Thanks for heating up the plastic handle knife.
>>22028446I want to see the full video now kek
>>22028824Pizza was just another word for bread or pie up until Alexandre Dumas (the 3 musketeers guy) wrote about actual Neapolitan pizza in 1843. Even in Artusi (the actual first Italian cookbook, 1891) all pizza recipes are pies. As in cakes, not pizza. Stop gobbling down Meloni's far-right propaganda Renzo. The first recipe for panzanella? 1863, Pietro Fanfani:toasted(!) bread and olive oil. That's it. Aglio e Olio? Ippolito Cavalcanti, 1839. With peperoncino? Jeanne Caròla Francesconi, “La cucina Napoletana” (1965). Vitello tonnato? 1858, Milan - not even Piemontese."Yeah but anon, the big palace chefs didn't care about poor people's food". Well they did: the old cookbooks (dating back to Ruperto di Nola, 1490) are full of recipes with lamprey, sturgeon, salmon, tuna, oyster and pigeon. Today they're exclusive, for centuries they were dog, cat and prisoner's food.
>>22032023Yes. Same thing with shit like tripe, balut or mosquito patties, they cope by saying it is a local delicacy
>>22031898Poverty starvation is still a thing in the US
>>22031588Monkey D Luffy looking-ass food
>>22032211Not really.The only time that shit happens is when people who are legitimately too retarded to survive end up having kids. And their kids are starving because, again, their parents are too stupid to even take care of themselves no matter how much money you give them.
>>22027350>because you had to finish your meal early to go to the emergency room, the chef has decided to comp your drinks this evening. That will be $350, not including our standard 18% gratuity.
>>22028354Hes pretending to be Italian, so yes.
>>22027224>ExpatHe is a fucking inmigrant.
>>22031577Uma delicia
>>22032211Food stamps exist and they give people enough gibs to survive even if theyre poor
>>22033021How does he get in?
>>22027224???that's also the way things are in most american grocery stores?
>>22031586I hate seeing all that veg and seasoning wasted. I wish he would have reduced it to a glaze or something
>>22033462That looks like it says fruit-ussy
>>22028223>undercooked bread:|>undercooked bread, italy :)
>>22029129because it's clearly undercooked
>>22027469I just recently got into peppercorn topped beef
>>22028651is that au jus?
>>22029129they do this all over italy though, but only on pizza al taglio, which is what you see there. It's rectangular pizza, you can ask how big a portion you want, and they weigh it for you so you pay exactly what you get. Pizza al taglio is street food, most places barely have a tiny table for you to sit and eat quickly.Round pizza is sold only at sit-down restaurants.
>>22031586i like this one cause the cats get some chicken too
>>22031588i mean, if they caked it in clay and not literal shit then i imagine it'd taste pretty good
>>22032695jews fear the chicken wheel
>>22031588>cook for a gorillion hours >still have to slice it paper thin to eatThats a tough meat
>>22032695ISIS has gone too far this time
>>22033819this is why some people don't deserve to have basics rights and freedoms.
>>22033819this just makes me think of what it looks like when a bird takes a shit and it's very unpleasant to think of that being cooked in a pan
>>22027224I suspect this person is from a major city like NYC or LA, since all that shit is quite normal at the grocery store I go to. Might be one of those fools who fell for the bodega meme.
>>22033882it's just ragebait, this is the account.in 2026 you can make money by pretending to be retarded if enough people watch your videos to tell you you're retarded
>>22033920Oh. I don't follow any sort social media, the only time I see anything like this is on 4chan and I automatically just assume whoever is posting it is either a zoomer or a retard or posting something made by a zoomer or a retard. Everything I've seen over the years makes it seem plausible, since there's been some retards posting bullshit over time.
>>22033822Spitters are quitters.
Anybody got the one of that Texas barbecue place where they spend like 2 solid minutes making a dozen different things? I want some ideas.
>>22028669they should be shot for serving this
>>22034208This one??
>>22034403YES!Thanks a ton Anon. Maybe now I can finally add a few more recipes to my depressingly short barbecue list.
>>22034403what's crazy is we texans eat this every single day. this plate only costs about $12.50 here.
>>220272241. Wash them retard2. Wash them retard3. Things that never happened
>>22033920She's a fat goblina, even if the engagement bait is deliberate she probably is still retarded
>>22027224If the goal of this was a reply the anon got me.What country is the produce section not open and exposed?
>>22027225>>22027902That vid was from 16 years ago so I would hope she had a life.What have you been doing since 2010?
>>22033920Mhmm. I hope she dies of lung cancer. I wish the same fate upon all of her followers for enabling her
>>22034403No gloves :(
>>22034586Sitting in my underwear and shitposting on here all day long. I haven't had a job since 2009...
>>22031204Yep, Turkis- sorry, Türkiyeish cheese.
>>22034403I really feel like Pickled Radish and Kimchi would go great with cutting down the fat of everything on that plate.
>>22034636no gloves arent a problem in a kitchen, you wash your hands after allive heard some cook say its even worse with gloves as ppl simply dont wash their hands (as often)
>>22032695how does anything cook if it's only exposed to the fire for 3 seconds every 20?
>>22033310His family line has always existed in the egg fort.Not dissimilar to the chicken or the egg problem.
>>22034563Everything went fine until they put a sheet of plastic on top of the hot pizza.
>>22027329it's ragebait, half of these shitty short form platforms are
>>22027469ova heeere
>>22034819I'm an RN and that cook was 100% correct.
>>22030069>am alabaster saar!
>>22032009You think an adult would sneak a pizza into the cinema?
>>22027224Bait
>>22027231That's what meat looks like before they process it
>>22027350I hate gimmicks and "food experiences"
>>22028178All of that is gone in 3 hours in a normal day. Multiple restocks are made.
>>22035390heh heh
>>22031735fuckin kek lmao
>>22032695>He is a fucking inmigrantincorrect, immigrants are supposed to make some kind of effort to adapt to their new homes. Expats are basically permanant american tourists. They usually don't bother learning much of the local language or culture and prefer to stick to touristy areas and hanging out with other american expats. >>22033920>fat hispanoid living in holland>MAGAI pity the room temp iq morons this bait works on.
>>22034809Aside from the actual pickles, I'm pretty sure that the papery pink things are pickled red onions. The okra might be pickled, too.
>>22034809that's what the coleslaw is for.
>>22031211lol holy shit are you me anon? going through gen-pop your entire life is pretty enlightening, unless you're a normie, then it's just viewed as how reality should be (which is why we now live in hell, normies will literally allow anything to become widely accepted).
>>22035884can confirm, I went to an international school abroad and my parents never learned more than a few local phrases despite living there for 15 years
>>22034896the spot youre thinking of is around 950fthe top of the wheel is still a toasty 150f
>>22029563Strange, I've posted negative things about killing shitbulls there. I guess the /an/ mods are based enough to know that Total Shitbull Death is mandatory.
>>22031660Either a willing subslut slave or a high-pressure showerhose.I use the showerhose option.
>>22032695>>Expat>He is a fucking inmigrant.No, it's a question of intent. If he intends to seek citizenship or at least permanent residency, then he's an immigrant. If he's just there for a job until he decides to quit and move home, he's an expat.I was an expat for most of the last 20 years. I'm back home now (hate it) and plan on being an expat again as soon as my mother croaks.
>>22031177Saar this is how we serve food in my country!
>>22027224He's right. Yuros are dirty with their food.
>>22036224if anything, it's the oppositewe dont complain if the veggies in the grocery store are dirty, because we - unlike some people on the wrong side of the atlantic - know how to clean them at home
>>22027466>>22028354Woah, is that fucking blackface?
>>22036250What was this guys problem?
>>22033822
>>22034636No gloves and washed hands is far better than gloves that you never change during service.
>>22033822retardry kino
>>22035710looks good!
>>22035710>in georgia herbs arent herbs>look at recipe>herbs
>>22035710So, a worse pesto?
>>22037006how do you know it's worse?
>>22037010Lack of oil.Aromatic compounds are liposoluble, that's why fat is the best friend of spices and herbs.
>>22037015>Lack of oil>that's why fat is the best friend of spices and herbsThere's a whole ass fried chicken on it.
>>22035710would be better if the parsley was blanched and also this >>22037015
>>22028278NTA but he was clearly upset about that other anon speaking like a pretentious faggot, not the pizza itself
>>22028788What? I have never seen a fellow monkey do this. We do have cannibalism though
>>22031244the nutrients slide right off the smooth brain
>>22037015>Lack of oil.hazelnuts are like 50% fat
>>22033819I thought she was shitting some pancake batter and my dick got hard
>>22037704wow you really like pancakes
>>22037715yes, that is it.
>>22027743I don't care if your incinerated. You deserve to be cleansed.
>>22031898There's nothing wrong with squirrels in principle or herbs from the yard.Weeds are simply unwanted, not a specific class of plant.
>>22029129For the same reason you cut your cheese with a knife instead of a osthyvel
>>22034636Why are americans like this? they would get a heart attack if they ate food at a restaurant anywhere else in the world where they dont use gloves
>>22028643only americans believe that shitand americans don't know how to do pizza
>>22037746what's wrong with squirrels is that they barely have any meat and are barely worth the time to shoot and skin them. eating a squirrel is an act of desperation. it's like eating a dove. it's something you do to avoid dying.
>>22031591this is more gay than two men sucking each other
>>22037826>americans don't know how to do pizzafrom what I've seen, neither do italians.
>>22028669is it for the clicks or do they actually serve that
>>22037826if you order pizza do you guys get italian pizza? ive always just assumed any sort of delivery is American pizzaI know in Japan pizza is typically American pizza unless specifically Neapolitan
>>22028788You don't buy chocobars if you are poor and hungry you dumbass, it's just retarded slop
>>22037862wasn't it common at some point though? My moms 'Joy of Cooking' book has detailed instructions on skinning and cooking a squirrel. They're so cute though, I don't think I could do it.
>>22035710>stems sauce
>>22038425it was common when food scarcity was still a thing. food scarcity doesn't exist in the US anymore but when that edition of Joy came out, eating more than 1000 calories a day wasn't a guarantee.
>>22027350>fire goes out>"finally" says the hungry customer as he grabs the knife>2nd degree burn from the hot metal>fucking sues the restaurant>???>profit
>>22037027A chicken thigh is a "whole ass chicken" now? What shithole do you live in?
>>22027350this kills the burger
>>22031898squirrels and plants are at least food
>>22039378anything you can digest that doesn't immediately kill you is food
>>22036627I knew what was coming but I despaired anyway
>>22037862>>22038425>it's like eating a dovethat's not an act of desperation. doves, i.e. white pigeons, are incredibly easy to farm and they reproduce quickly. people used to make aviaries for them which dozens of the birds would nest in out of convenience. they were basically bird fridges. you'd just go walk in and grab a young bird when you were hungry, and there'd always be at least a new one by the next day. it's a wonder we don't farm squab anymore instead of chickens, considering how low maintenance they are. now squab is ritzy, i guess because it's a red bird meat that looks like duck.
>>22039387you know what i meanorgan meats are cope food
>>22032023Originally people had to eat pretty much any piece of an animal, and some of those less desirable pieces can be tasty so people still eat them.
>>22037015why do you think they add nuts
>>22030072no, no, let them ruin everything for their future generations, it's the only way they will learn.
>>22027224Do Americans really eat like this? Can burgers confirm?
>>22039499yes. for breakfast i eat i giant pizza. for lunch i eat a log of beef with a jug of mayo
>>22039526>for lunch i eat a log
>>22039526impressive...your stomach must be very large, burger-kunis this typical for your species?
>>22037015Jesus, shut the fuck up
>>22033821Yeah, and it’s this guy >>22037704
>>22037015You've got your jargon down, that's all correct. But nuts have shitloads of oil in them, you don't need to add any more. Not to mention the oil coating the chicken.
>>22027247Last phase of the garloid life cycle. I ask you, is it really worth it?
>>22027491Wait til you hear where plants come from.
>>22028669How am I suppose to eat this? Whole bird with bones under some hot cheese sauce? And I supposed to burn my fingers picking out the bones, or let the whole thing go cold before I start doing the work required just to eat the chicken?
>>22031177This is insanely performative. There's no water going everywhere, which is necessary because they haven't put down the newspaper this kinda thing gets poured on, but it's coming straight out the pot, so you can tell they cooked this, then strained it, then put it back in the pot (maybe even a fresh pot) just to create this impression that it's coming straight out of the pot.If you're not even going to do it like it actually is, just serve it to me on a plate. You had to take it out the pot anyway.
>>22039499It's important to remember Americans on average shop less frequently and thus in larger bulk. Usually because supermarkets are quite far from their homes due to how America zones its urban areasSo Americans will drive some distance to go to a large supermarket to do a big shop maybe every month whereas Europeans will go to a smaller market for a weekly shop. It's also why American foods tend to have more preservatives
>>22039655I don't think that's the average American's situation. There are plenty of rural people who do that but I think it's still quite a bit under half. Most Americans have at least one grocery store within a couple miles. I have 3 near me in less than a mile.
>>22039667So why are the portion sizes so large? Are portion sizes that big just to satiate the appetite of the average Balaenoptera Americanus?
>>22039667>>22039702That is where the culture derives. America is a very car centric culture and thus promotes buying a lot at once. While a lot of people drive to the supermarket in Europe a lot of people also walk to their closest one so spend habits and culture have formed around that
>>22039499wish we had this option in the EU, sometimes buying in bulk would be nice to have. The ginormous pizza is hilarious though.
>>22039499>Giant pizza nobody does this>giant cereal people probably do this, but the normal sizes are more common>10 pound ground beef tubethere's only 5 on display while the smaller size has dozens, so it's clearly not very popular>oreosyeah people eat oreos>5 LB mayonobody does this. maybe restaurants do? but not people. >picklesI've never seen someone get the giant pickle jar but I'm always so tempted to get it.>hawaiian punchyes americans drink that>2L cokeyes people drink that. >5 LB peanut butternobody does that>family size margerine people do this.
>>22039706it's because america was fully refrigerated decades before europe followed suit. that's why euros mostly ferment their food at room temp and buy very small portions of perishables because they havent really acclimated to refrigeration yet.
>>22038498Damn anon I haven't seen that pic in years. I remember that whole thread, fuckin weird stuff
>>22027350How are you supposed to eat this exactly
>>22039585I am like this because i was starved of basic affection
>>22035036Plastic kills bacteria
>>22039499>Shopping while 5'11
>>22039998In my Walmart they don't even let you into the store unless you're accompanied by someone 6'+ for insurance purposes
>>22039869You don't know true joy until you eat pickled herring. I've tried it once before and I can't go back to refrigeration again
>>22039499Americans AND Mexicans too.
>>22039499no, those are the child sized portions
>>22039869>because they havent really acclimated to refrigeration yetWe're not talking about rural russia, you ignoramus
>>22031591Why didnt he just bring the pizza with cinema normally?
>>22038479That's not a food scarcity thing, that's a shift in cuisine.
>>22033819You got eggshell in the pan you stupid bitch
>>22039499What do you even do with that much ground beef?
>>22039874you don't. it's viral marketing for Tiktok, they don't expect anyone to actually order it.
>>22033920guarantee the broad ain't even American.
>>22040255Where do you live where you can casually bring in a box of pizza to a movie theater?
>>22041077Japan. I can tell they hate it but they're too polite to stop me
nice webm thread you got there
>>22037702>>22039468>>22039589You're not releasing any oil from the nuts but just blending quickly to make a puree. Fat in nuts is trapped deep within the plant cells in oleosomes. You need to blast them into a fine powder, with heat and a lot of friction to release that oil. There's a reason making peanut butter is so intensive and results in your blender overheating.Pine nuts are 70% fat, yet they do not replace olive oil in pesto for that reason, they're not here for that.Please understand how cooking works before pointing at an ingredient.Alternatively you can try it yourself. Blend hazelnuts just enough to turn them into a fine powder and tell me if your hands are greasy touching it. Protip: they won't be.
>>22039570Spotted the smelly Ge*rgian.
