You need more?
>>22028484a little butter or mayo would be nice
>>22028502Mayo and Ranch are so abused by fat people that they are psychologically repugnant to me
>>22028484your full cream milk?
>>22028484GOOD MORNING SIRS!!
Look at you with your fancy stuff. For me, boloney, even the shitty poultry kind, American cheese, and a little fluorescent yellow mustard.
>>22028484>dijon mustardWell lah di dah Monsieur Faggðtte. I need less.
well if it's made with real milk
>>22028511>>22028511Be less fat then extra fat doesn't matter. I'm glad I've been genetically skinny my entire potato salad eating life
>>22028484I like the fact that 'cheese' in America needs to proudly boast that it's made with 'real milk'. !!Ham, cheese and mustard - it's not the best quality stuff but it's a classic combination. You guys really need to learn to butter your bread.
>>22028484I need less, get rid of that nasty mustard. >>22028511Based. Mayo is only acceptable on a club sandwich, but it must be herb mayo. Ranch is disgusting. >>22028820We butter toast.
>>22028795>entire potato salad eating "life"
It's missing romaine lettuce and tomato.
>>22028833If you think ranch is disgusting you've probably only had it from a bottle from Walmart
>>22028484>dijonI need less. Classic Yellow is perfect.
>>22028484the raw onion slice?the garlic?
>>22028511Can't imagine being so lame I let other people affect my life like that>>22028484Is that one piece of bread?
>>22029555This is literally you.
>>22029645do Americans really?
>>22028484Dollar general sells bread by the slice? Why didn’t you get two?
Yes, I do need more. Preferably a different meat that isn't cured and loaded with preservatives, and better bread. The mustard and cheese are fine.I'd probably wanna put some veggies on it too.
>>22028484>sad excuse for bread >no butterI do need more
>>22028511same with "cheese fries"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukqLXMWLcoA
>>22028484>Let me guess>You're poorftfy
>>22028511It matches your physical and facial repugnance others have toward you.
>>22029645I don’t like ranch, I’m just not a faggot who based that decision on freaks like the video
>>22028522the fuck is your problem? just say no mustard no need to be a massive chode about it
>>22029659no whimsy :(
>>22028484>You need more?i need u to make me the sandwich
>>22028502A good brand of mayo is fantastic.
>>22028484I don't recognize a single brand in this picture. It's like it came from another dimension
>>22028795It helps since I quit drinking I can burn a bunch of bullshit, but I can't go too crazy since I'm 30+ now.>>22028833>>22028856I will say I make a mean scratch Ranch which requires me to make scratch mayo, but there are so many ingredients it isn't a regular thing. I still have like a whole year's supply of dill weed I have no clue how to use.
that cow lowkey kinda sexy
>>22028484Butter and a pan to fry it in. Do that and this is my favourite sandwich.