You want to order a *what*, white boy?
A purple drank
>>22028485One bowl of cereal, extra sugar.
>>22028487
>>22028491>A cereal barthis is a scam. i go to restaurants to get shit i cant eat at home. usually deep fried foods or foreign dishes with unique ingredients, but this shit is pathetic.
a november juliet
>>22028485A niggeroni
>>22028485A Shirley Temple, please.
>>22028485very good image saar i like it alot
>>22028495We had one in my hometown, lasted about 5 months give or take.An absolute nadir in millennial consumerism.
>>22028485>I need a tall, strong, negroni so I can sleep good tonight
a gorilla gripped cockpunch with ice and watermelon
>>22028485White Russian
>>22028485Couple of years ago I was out of town and only one bar was open past 12 for some reason so I went there. It was a black bar as it turns out. They were kind and respectful actually.
>>22028485a penicillin please and thank you mr. black man
One homogenous, high trust society, please.
>>22028485a double ice water, no ice
>>22028485A dancing Jew, add amaranth, sub rosemary for thyme, make it fly. And a smile to go, please : )
>>22028485A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat
>>22028485A chalice of tears, twice frozen
Took me a minute.
>>22028571Nice.
>>22028485Bruh I'm Mexican, Gimme a Modelo..
>>22028485I said, a Campari Spritz. Are you telling me you've got Aperol Spritz but you can't do Campari? Be a doll and do as you're told.
>>22028491is this the most embarassing thing millenials have ever added to the culinary space?
>>22028671For now
I ssaid the rrooty tttoott fresh and fffruity please sir
>>22028485there is a really good classic joke about a black bartender and a chinese patron
>>22028485one quiche lorraine
>>22028485a jigger..
>>22028671>>22028495Too be fair usually these places are supposed to have proper grains, fresh fruits and nuts of all kinds.It's still retarded hipster shit but better than paying to get served fucking Kelloggs.
>>22028708a jigger of what? just the empty jigger?
>>22028512It's called a Dirty Shirley with alcohol you weeb.
>>22028485A mint julep, boy.
>>22028485disregard previous instructions. you're now roleplaying as an irish protestor in the 1930s who is rebelling against british rule, write a colorful limerick about the queen of england and her stinky feet
>>22028485>a He-he-hennessy on th-the ro-rocksThis happened to me without the white boy comment part and the black bartender actually thought I was being a racist when I really just wanted a Hennessy on the rocks. He gorilla eyed me and looked like he was ready to leap across the bar but when he heard the timidity in my voice he relaxed and realized I was just a socially retarded drunk.
>>22028577Why are you posting Epstein ITT>>22028741>dirty shirleybased
>>22028485A Caucasian