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1. Adds salt only at the end
2. Skips „unnecessary“ ingredients willfully
3. Uses pre-packaged sauces (except soy) of any kind
4. Thinks measurements are unnecessary
5. Doesn't use sourness or bitterness
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>>22107321
could you make even a half ass attempt at a relevant image you threadlet
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>>22107321
Is she a miner I need 2 know
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>>22107321
>Uses pre-packaged sauces (except soy)
What about worcestershire? You telling me that I have to ferment onions and anchovies for multiple years in order to marinade my steak properly or else I'm not a real cook?
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>>22107324
You know how this board works.

>>22107328
Gets a pass too. All fermented sauces are okay, too, generally.
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the telltale signs of a cooklet is thinking cooking is a competition and comparing meaningless crap such as
>when and if you salt
>what ingredients you skip
>what sauces you use
>how you measure
>what flavours you want in your food
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>>22107326
no
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>>22107326
What is a miner
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The irony is that everyone I know, without a single exception, who needs specific measurements can't cook for shit. All they can do is follow a recipe. They're basically culinary automatons.
I could follow recipes long before I aged into the double digits. Now, nearly forty years later, there's no need for me to physically measure things because I can eyeball it.
>>22107321
>she makes her own maple syrup
Doubt.
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>>22107321
>except soy)
Weeb detected. Kill yourself
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>>22107321
Soy is not a "pre-packaged sauce" as much as it is a base ingredient. It's dumb to put soy/fish/oyster sauce in the same category as stuff like pre-made alfredo pasta sauce, which is designed to be used as an end product instead of a constituent ingredient to make a sauce.
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>>22107341
Digs for coal and gold.
Diamonds sometimes.
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>>22107346
lmao boomer. and I bet you think a pirate sails the high seas plundering merchant ships.

She's a Bitcoin miner.
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>>22107321
>Uses pre-packaged sauces (except soy) of any kind
What about mayonaise, ketchup, mustard, all sorts of weird fry sauces?
>Skips „unnecessary“ ingredients willfully
Oh god my mum does this, if it is not visible in the end product she thinks it is useless. That and she adds almost no salt or other spices, and she undercooks every vegetable.
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>>22107321
6. Being op who is a fag.
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>>22107321
their food tastes bad
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>>22107321
>Skips „unnecessary“ ingredients willfully
Being a slave to a written recipe is a far greater sign of a cooklet than any of these. If you aren't adjusting your recipes to your taste, you're a retard.
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>>22107321
>Is OP
>Will die in parents basement at 41 of massive heart attack
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>>22107321
>Adds salt only at the end
your first point proves that you're a cooklet because you don't know how to salt food properly.
salt is for a blessing at the table, not to be mixed into your ingredients.
doing so just has the salt absorb other flavors and does not salt the food at all.
you're shit at chemistry and, therefore, shit at cooking.
>Thinks measurements are unnecessary
they are only necessary for pre-packaged foods or baking.
since baked goods fucking suck, there is no reason to measure with a measuring cup or scale.
>Doesn't use sourness or bitterness
these are used in conjunction with sweet.
sweet is undesirable and only savory and umami matters.
when you mature you'll learn this.
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>>22107382
>she
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>>22107434
You made the bait too obvious with the first point. Rein it in a bit next time.
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>>22107348
my cum
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>>22107321
This creature is hideous, why would anyone save this to their device
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>>22107450
>t. low test
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>>22107437
you have a tranny porn addiction
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>>22107474
Pretty sure you have to be low test to settle for this abomination, my gay
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>>22107479
anon that is a beautiful voluptuous woman in her prime fertile years. if that is not attractive to you, your dick is broken, probably from years of porn abuse. that's just a fact. there's no other way of coping around it.
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>>22107485
it's not going to sleep with you no matter how much you simp. there's no reason to pretend this isn't a ham face.
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>>22107321
>4. Thinks measurements are unnecessary
I do this.
t. eyeballing CHAD
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>>22107342
>i only mingle with retards
Don't worry, we know.
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>>22107326
>she
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>>22107490
whatever you say, homosex
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>>22107321
>nooo you added salt and pepper to taste instead of using 3/8ths of a tablespoon
Fucking retard
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>>22107321
>>22107382
>>22107384
Thank you women for wearing your thongs like this holy fuck
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>>22107328
>marinade my steak
t. cooklet
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>>22107382
>>22107384
mentally ill and will be ugly as sin in 10 years, maybe even 5

for this brief window of time she is extremely plappable, but not dateable
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>>22107321
this is a guy isn't it
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>cook food
>taste it throughout the process
>do whatever you want
>taste it more and repeat the steps more times
>is it done?
>eat it and it's good
only a pussy would pull out a recipe over a campfire
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>>22107479
>if you like a qt with massive tits you are gay
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>>22107603
I don't like the look on her face
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>>22107516
She is a woman you virgin
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>>22107321
why is she so fat
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>>22107324
I appreciate it, I like seeing sexy women. I can discuss cooking without having to see a picture of bread bro
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>>22107509
You really should work on your reading comprehension, Gen zAlphag.
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>>22107613
prove it
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>>22107626
I lovingly feed her 10 homemade hotdogs a day
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>>22107400
I like the make the original once and then adjust to my taste if I revisit it
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>>22107675
Basado
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>>22107661
You're a Dumb ESL
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>>22107705
*your
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>>22107705
>ESL
weird, baseless accusation.
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>>22107626
Birth control body, was probably on it since before she was 14. Overly hormonal and probably bad fuck for it
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>>22107450
>when they think they're baiting
>but it's just a scream of raging loneliness and being a failure at life
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>>22107713
You are a dumb ESL
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>>22107321
OP is a:
faggot
nigger
cuck
AND
a coocklet

here's sauce for the thot, look at the shirt and tatts
https://www.deviantart.com/alwaysnameistaking
https://smfans.com/account/onlyfans/322265/mylittlerobin
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>>22107854
>>22107713
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>>22107324
cute girls are nice to look at
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>>22107857
>he/him
Its over
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>>22107321
I can Fix him
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>>22107717
She?
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>>22107321
I used to think of women like that as the ideal quirk chungus wife, but now I know that is a whore who will happily destroy you as a human
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>>22107857
>France
im no longer interested
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>>22107321
>(except soy)
Look who outed herself as a cooklet. Make your own soy sauce at home retard.
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Uses poison bread, pasta, rice as a filler just to make people fat and unhealthy.

No, that's not a cooklet. That's a downright terrible fat.
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>>22107946
>>22107578
>>22107516

She has a 'bate vid, retards. Her cunt - I seent it, on the internet.
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>>22107321
Pre packaged sauces are good fuck you. (All of your points are valid)
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>>22107321
>Uses pre-packaged sauces (except soy) of any kind
I'm not making Oyster sauce from scratch.
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>>22108476
Im gonna need a source to confirm it 1st hand buddy
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>>22107321
>septum pig ring
>tattoos
dropped



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