potato salad is one of the most perfect foods we have and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
shitty store bought mass produced chocolate is so much better than "luxury" chocolate
All fish tastes like shit.
fact: potato salad taste better with sugar
>>22110702>welol
>>22110702>mayoit's not food, op.you gotta stop pretending it is.
I prefer mac salad but tater salad is good too
>>22110741what's a good macaroni salad recipe you like
>>22110702I agree. Can be a meal on its own easily.
>>22110702That is a piss poor example of potato salad. You need to get out more.
>>22110723Spotted the brown who will die of diabetes. Muh sugar.
I'm tired of pretending that Italians are white
>>22110942head on over to the politics board and they’ll gladly jerk off with you over how brown Italians are
If you eat healthy grains and fruit (plant parts) there’s no need to eat vegetables (different plant parts) unless you enjoy the taste.
>>22110940it was just a random guger image. I had picrel for breakfast today though
>>22110963besides the micro nutrients, the notion that vegetables are good for you largely comes from the assumption that you’ll be eating them instead of some highly caloric slop
>>22110702As long as you don't put MOTHERFUCKING PICKLES OR CELERY IN IT.
The mount of salt most people add to their pasta water does nothing.
>>22110967anon everybody hates big chunx of celery but when you mince it down into tiny bits it just hides away like nothing celery is going on at all, except for the wonderful secret crunch it provides. it's the best when done carefully. same for choona and chicken salad
>>22110969not true. i like when my posta is swollen with saltwater. it def makes a difference. granted I'm a whore for salt and I use a good amount of it
>>22110975My tastebuds are powerful. Celery and pickles cannot hide.
>>22111157you should start huffing solvents you won't be able to taste or hear much of anything and then you can just enjoy textures
>>22110967>potato salad without pickles
>>22110751Nta but i like Ina Garten’sJust search her name with “American macaroni salad” A lot of recipes will have wayyy too much sugar, hers is balanced though.
>>22110702No joke, the Japs make some of the best potato salad ever. It's a big deal here, and some people think you can rate an izakaya by how good their potato salad is. I had a version with smoked mackerel down in Shizuoka a few months ago and it was insanely good.
>>22110702British food is actually good.
>>22110706>shitty store bought mass produced chocolatethat's not chocolate.You just like fat and sugar. But don't feel bad, you evolved that way.
>>22111254how did you evolve? as an aztec who appreciates the natural cacao flavor?
>>22111249What does that have to do with potato salad ?
>>22111266thread title is "tired of pretending general", not potato salad general. anon is tired of pretending he doesn't like british food. your intelligence quotient is low.
>>22111270>“that other anon who said he’s tired of pretending British food is good said he’s tired of pretending British food is bad”You must be genuinely simpleminded
>>22111282as low as i thought your intelligence quotient was, apparently it's even lower than that.
>>22111263
Neapolitan pizza is better than Dominos pan pizza
>>22111254Luxury chocolate has those too, the quality of the ingredients are better though. And there’s no weird additives, and whatever causes the waxiness
>>22110706there's definitely a phenomenon where the 1-2 eur chocolate bars taste better than the 8-10 eur tryhard chocolate bars but if you take the time and money to go to an actual luxury belgian chocolatier and pay 20 euros for a box of chocolates, you will definitely receive a product that blows anything else out of the water
>>22110702Yellow mustard is better than fancier, faggy mustards in many circumstances.
my dumb fuck cousin thinks the word "salad" means it has lettuce in it
>>22110702>"""salad""" consists 90% of potatoesthat's not salad, that's cold, creamed potatoes
>>22111410the word salad is interchangeable for the word lettucelettuce itself IS saladyou can just call it salad instead of lettuceit's a better word for it anyway
>>22110702finding a place that does a good potato salad can be so fucking challenging. forget grocery stores unless they're like super upscale. lots of places have seemingly never fucking heard of dill
>>22110957stop being this way, anon.accept that /pol/ is now the entire internet.
>>22111420not all salad contains lettuceyou're a buffoon and a charlatan
>>22111417>if less than 10% of what i ate today was candy, that means i did not eat candy
>>22111600>If even 10% of a dish has salad ingredients in it, while the rest is filler or additives, then that's still technically a salad>>22108999This would be like the one drop rule, but for food. Absolute horseshit
>>22111614>fruit salads arent salads
>>22110702I get insane potato salad cravings all the time but it's the kind of food that I get sick of extremely quickly. If I make a batch I'll most likely end up throwing half of it in the trash a week later:(
>>221113067Luxury chocolates actually have chocolate though
McDonalds isn't good
>>22111942McDonald's isn't good or your tired of pretending that McDonald's isn't good?
>>22110941sugar doesn't cause diabetes
i like mine with extra distilled vinegar
>>22112502Lol, get out of ck. Ever heard of balsamic vinegar? And I mean AUTHENTIC balsamic vinegar.
>>22110702I'm hungry
>>22112502>>22112566I think for pertaida salad a splash of distilled vinegar sounds good. balsamic would just make it look like a bloodbath