https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/07/epic-diarrhea-outbreak-has-40-of-americans-avoiding-fruits-and-veggies/
>>22125832Europeans are poor.
Is it another thinly veiled /pol/ thread? We shall see!
>be a burgerstani>known for living off slop>finally eat some fresh stuff>almost shit yourself to deathA Poopoo Pandemic of Perilous Proportions.
Vegetables are disgusting anyways.
>>22125832Do americans actually wash their veggies? Or do they buy the pre wash stuff?
>>22125833at least we dont get paid in mayonnaise
>>22125884I never wash my veggies. Only ever got food poisoning once from undercooked salmon.
>>22125884Depends on the person. I wash everything because i get stuff from a local farm and there can be dirt on stuff.
In some restaurants they individually boil salad leaves for 30 sec to ensure safety, maybe it even improves the texture for some plants.Then again americans dont even own kettles so maybe they just need to stick to sterile foods.
>>22125892>kettleImagine being a UK or Europoor and spending a few bucks in electricity because your government is retarded heating up water. Rofl. More obsession of our superiority. It never ends.
>>22125888>I never wash my veggies.Why?
>>22125901Never is a very strong term. I'm sure anon has washed his veggies at least once.
>>22125833At least we're not eating poo-flavored veggies.
most storebought veggies are cleaned couple times at the packaging plantthe stuff that Really needs to be washed is plants like leeks since theres always dirt in there, or Chinese cabbageI like pouring boiling water into stuff like cauliflower and its leaves to get rid of bad vibes but it might not actually do anything. Lots of people recommend quick submersion in boiling water to retain green color in plants
>>22125832Just cook the damn veggies!Heat kills germs and parasites. A couple minutes in a hot pan with salt and oil and that flatworm is nothing but protein. >>22125877>Has never had veggies cooked or salted properly. >>22125884The pre-washed stuff is a bit more expensive so it's usually for people with more money than time.
>>22125899>Imagine being a UK or Europoor and spending a few bucks in electricity because your government is retarded heating up water.sorry, but what the fuck are you talking about?>Rofl. More obsession of our superiority. It never ends.clearly (sarcasm)it truly never ends
>>22125832>Be amerishart>Live off slop>Eat real food>Shit yourself to death>Thank you Mr goyberg, I'll never put down the slop again!
>>22125942You have no power :(You are poor and cuckadoodledooed Sad.
>>22125953>Joke failed >Called on it>Trying to cover it up
>>22125840If i were a gambler I’d bet yes
>>22125884I always wash stuff like lettuce or celery, crisps it up just slightly
>>22125932Prewashed just needs to be rinsed again as ot sets and gets more icky on it over time so it's the really saving anything unless you like eating slimy salad
>>22125899>spending a few bucks in electricity because your government is retarded heating up water.I'm getting ESL vibes here. Is your first language "retard" perchance?
>>22125832So realtalk murriburgers, what's going on there? Have the mexican farm workers started shitting on your food in revenge for the trumportations? Do they know that fresh vegetables and fruits are mostly eaten by the liberal left?
Vegetables are Yucky Low in nutrition Non-essential Waste of money
This is just another excuse not to eat healthy. Isn't it?
What the fuck is news anymore. God damn I hate how things are
>>22126306There have only been a few thousand cases in a country of 350mln. It's a nothingburger.
>>22125832Double the weight loss
>slash regulatory agency budgets>things they were supposed to protect against start happeninghmm...i wonder if there's a connection!
>>22125884Store pot I'll soak in baking soda water for 10-15 minutes and rinse. Does it clean your fruit, no, dust it help remove some of the pesticides, yes. I grow most all my veggies and become a meat n potatoes hermit in the winter.
>>22125832Lol Epic
>>22126477>give all the money to ukraine and tranny surgeries>lose the election and never stop seething about it hmm...i wonder if there's a connection!
The weird part is 80% of them were avoiding vegetables BEFORE the outbreak, did they know?
>>22126507>no argument>starts fuming about trannies out of nowherekekarooni
>>22126546uh ohincel melty!
>>22126477LolLMAOParadox of prevention is in full effect. Magamutts have the psychology of anarchists, thinking they could tear shit down and suddenly stuff would get better. Well they're in the finding out phase now.
>>22126709problem is they'll never admit they were wrong. trump and rfk could run a train on their sister and all they'll be thinking about is how mad the libtards will be when they hear about it
>>22126711Can't stop thinking about Trump's BWC?Obsessed
>>22126718it's probably more like a shriveled orange walnut
>>22126546>>22126565I think you're both equally retarded faggots.
>>22125888Brother LOVES the taste of pesticides
>>22125840>We shall see!The OP gave it away, there's nothing left to wait for.
>>22125832Very based.
>>22125832They just got a legit reason to avoid veggies. What, you don't think burgers were eating veggies before do you?
