webm threadprevious >>22127787
>>22137254kek everitim
>>22137254Chicago is such a shithole
In honor of the return of the king
Don't you love it when they include special ingredients in the dough?
>>22137254i seriously do not understand how any company trusts the general public with this kind of responsibility.
>>22137287if you look closely, he put his pointer finger in his nose then touched the dough with his middle finger. it was a stupid thing to do especially to record and upload it, but he didn't actually mess with the food.
someone post the fit pizza girl pl0x
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>>22137295
>>22137251How did she not die?How did she feel after?How was the poop?
>>22137306Japanese x3
>>22137297Movie?
>>22137230I wanna know how many eggs are in that pan
>>22137301>the first bite that leaves the fondant behind>stops trying to bite it after thatlol that cake was shitty
>>22137296What's their obsession with corn? They ruin so many dishes with a random handful of corn.
>>22137314how do you know it's ruined? have you tried it?
>>22137309It's from a British tv show called Skins
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>>22137297That is not what I requested at all
>>22137327>ask pizza>get pizza
>>22137323
>>22137315Yes. Not the webm of course but I've had Japanese food with inexplicable handfuls of corn. It's weird and is a textural and flavor clash. Corn pizza for example is awful. Corn and mayo sushi is no good. Corn in ramen sucks. Corn on curry is bad. They have no chill with corn.
>>22137343I like it, slightly crunchy sweet pops of flavor
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>>22137341HAH
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>>22137352
worst /ck/ webm thread in a while. and that's really saying something
>>22137311a lotthey usually do a ladleful (see >>22099404)so like 3-4 medium japanese eggs>>22137359it's early it will warm up
>>22137349Ja/ck/ showing more restraint than the Japanese. A Japanese would have added handfuls of corn kernals to the batter.
>>22137293BoogersBoogers: japan
>>22137228Why are all the threads here so repetitive? Never anything new.
>>22137254>eating soup with a public ladle>still has the decency to scrape the bottom of the ladle and not spill
>>22137371I find comfort and safety in repetition. New webms make me anxious.
>>22137371It’s a pain in the ass to make themDo you have any? Or go make some! B)
>>22137363Ahh, interesting. I think that’s been my problem trying to make this. I have a similar sized pan but I’ve been using two eggies>>22137364Do they add it to the batter, or just roll it in corn after battering?
>>22137371>>22137387Plus a 4mb file size limit is really... limiting. I've made a few webms and tried to make a few more only to realize that it's impossible to edit the video down that much so I gave up on trying to make any new ones. It's really irritating to spend half an hour trying to cut out the non-essential parts of a video only to realize that it's still too long to get below the retardedly low limit
>>22137434Yep. I’m using an audio stripper, and then a webm converter that lets me choose the size goal. That’s working out, but it’s still a pain. Maybe it would be easier on a computer but i don’t have one that isn’t related to work
>>22137296'go 'za 'an
>>22137477>sticker still on the apple
>>22137359>egg fort man to start us off and plenty of ja/ck/ webmsYeah I'm thinking this is a classi/ck/ thread
>>22137487i don't think jack actually had any intention of eating those apples
>>22137543You heckin' know it!
>>22137590its so funny he just tries to make what the advertising picture on the box of the grill looks like
>>22137590>phone in empty meat package
>>22137601I laughed at this one. Cheers anon!
>>22137593The cross contamination only makes him stronger
>>22137636
>>22137228I'm sad that nobody has slop'd a video of him getting out of there yet
>>22137367in Japan this behavior will actually ruin your life though unlike America where they'll just fire you. Japan has some fucked up culture shit but ruining the lives of people that fuck with public services and businesses is fantastic and should be encouraged. food preparation is sacred.
>>22137601I don't think the first two people are lying I think people just have different degrees of sensual perception. Someone with a ton of taste buds would obviously taste the chickpeas but someone with very few probably wouldn't.
>>22137741I think they're full of shit, especially because they start out saying>If I got this at a restaurant I wouldn't even question it, seriously!then walk it back to>Ok I can tell it's chickpeaPeople do this dumb "you can't even tell!" cope all the time with fake versions of food. I remember when I was a kid my aunt told me turkey bacon tastes "the same" as regular bacon. I think they're trying to convince themselves more than other people
>>22137228What was supposed to be impressive about this guy again...? All he does is flip an egg.
>>22137736Why do you think anyone would want him out? He belongs in there, he has to tend to his nest or else predators will come by and grab the eggs. His spouse is likely out collecting prey to bring back so he shouldn't need to leave for a while.
>>22137742>>22137741I’m torn, because they look like sickly vegans. And when you’ve been away from the real thing for long enough, weird replacements probably do taste good to you. I had similar taste/texture blindness with gluten free stuff. It’s like partially cope but partially blindness.
>>22137278wtf that was a (almost) ripe jackfruit. horrible texture and sickly sweet.
>>22137715woah the HD version is something else
>>22137278I was wondering why everything was vegan.
>>22137715Why?
>>22137317I wish I could be there
>>22137836poopoo lol
Somebody post the Knicks world cup celebration girl please
>>22137715
>>22137378>not spillhe drips it on the floor at the end
>>22137846This girl?
>>22137739lol
>>22137254Chad move
>>22137293Did he change the glove right after, though?
>>22138442probably
>>22138514>>22138583is it supposed to look like a bird shitting because it seems pretty repulsive
>>22137715>the part where she pinches it off and it falls on the table like a turdI get that stuff like this probably tastes good but I will never agree with anyone who says presentation doesn't matter
>>22138591It's supposed to look like turds and be offputting. I don't think you have to go out of your way to make something look better, but I wouldn't be happy eating something that someone made intentionally look worse either. I always thought the cat litter cakes were disgusting and I wouldn't eat it.
>>22138590IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HOTTTTTTTGirls doing what they do best, lay eggs man
>>22138601>thought the pan was full of egg>look up video>it's margarinedammit kay
>>22137317Are those pledges?
>>22137248>>22137250>>22137251All those are fake, they just chew it a bit spiit in a bucket and cut that bit from the video. Maybe at the end of the video she ate two slices at best
>>22138590western women are very unsexy
>>22137745But how does he get out?
>>22139048Presumably he turns 360 degrees and walks out.
>>22139043that's not much better, weeb
>>22139043That's a Japanese man.
>>22137301manlytears cutting his own birthday cake?
>>22138364Unfortunately no
>>22139084with a paring knife
>>22137279What was the story behind this video again?
>>22137715Appetizer for a 2 girls 1 cup watch party.
>>22137254>Ladle up some comfortThey were asking for it.
>>22137301>a center pieceAbsolute rookie move. You get the most frosting with a corner piece!
>>22137228What phenotype is this? Doesn't look Indian to me.
>>22137593For fucks sake lmao
>>22139163It came from an Indian YouTube channel. The guy eating the boiled eggs or whatever at the end looks pretty Indian.
>>22138428fuck that vid is 20 years old and it stull hurts
>>22137228guy on the right on the right eating ? looks like he is slurping raw eggs
>>22139207I don't get it
>>22139247i think it's just halved boiled eggs with some kind of topping
>>22139256I should cram something up my ass...
>>22139256Weak
>>22139267Honestly? Maybe. For me it feels really good sometimes, but it also makes my body shit everything out other times. I would be a bad bottom
>>22137254top fucking kekthis gets funnier the more you watch it
>>22137254file name got me
>>22138813I've seen jap women eat insane amounts of food in one sitting, it's like they have no other internal organs
>>22137477WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T HE TAKE THE STICKER OFF
>>22138596one of the goat tate segments
>>22137371New shit from china
>>22137601Somebody save him
>>22139730rip doggo
>>22139791
>>22139730>ufo landing in china.jpg
>>22138813There are plenty of these asian female stick eats more than she should weight videos without any speed ups and in combination with well know professional eaters
>>22137590Fucking classic Jack.Should have used a Man Grate™
Reminder, tastes like fish with pork. Not worth it.>>22139791That can't really be a dog, can it?
>>22137601You know the difference between a garbanzo bean and chick pea?I wouldn't pay 50 bucks to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
>>22138425>glasses>ponytail>milk stains on her checkered shirt
>>22139815>Greetings, earthfriends! We come to shar- Aiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!
>>22138425Good lord, i wonder how much she eats
>>22139823Does the heat from the grass actually cook the pigs?
>>22139853More like seeing or whatever its called.
>>22139822what actually is rotella
>>22139871That makes more sense
>>22139815kek
>>22139878tomatoes and peppers
>>22139859what is this white sauce called
>>22137745he used a spoon to mix the egg instead of his fingers
>softcore porn and borderline gore shitThese threads are truly awful.
Who's got that on and off webm. Ty
>>22139969mayo and pepperoni oil
>>22140132it's just hot dogs, ketchup and corn flakes, sorry i can't afford tomahawks and bio vegetables every meal
>>22139878
>>22140097You can't get ban for posting animal cruelty on /ck/?
>>22140366you can get away with a lot of stuff if you eat the animal after apparently. just using scissors and cutting into a live chicken for that is crazy.
>>22139969It's just ranch with pepperoni grease added
>>22140132kek
>>22138716this is so fucking stupid. what is it with women and needing keys jingling with meals?
>>22140551>what is it with women?
>>22139878Its a really good blend of mostly diced tomato with other seasonings like onion and chili peppers but has a reputation as poor people food. I tried the ghost pepper one tonight for the first time and was pleasantly surprised how it ended up in a curry
>>221375902 strokes wasn't enough
>>22140132Be the change you want to see
>>22137297guy is totally rightshe's too old
>>22140882you should kill yourself
>>22139853no, but if you look closely you can see the heat from the fire actually does the job
>>22140882
>>22138364>This girl?All you posted was a gorilla.
>>22139791>he must be over 6'2", work out regularly, own his own house, make over 250K, like to travel, and be ready to settle down with me and my son Jayden who is my world>OK, and what are you bringing to the table? >... >webm related
>>22141158STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR ASSHOLE
>>22140132Sorry about that. I just download whatever I find interesting on douyin>>22140366The chicken bothers you but not the fact in both guinea pig webms, they're still alive when the dude is peeling their fur?
>>22140403>It's just ranch with pepperoni grease addedI'm curious about this, how would it taste? Pretty good right? >>22140097She looks like my aunt, and has very similar amount of fat on her face. I bet she has a similar pudgy belly....so sexy>>22139871Poor rattos :(
>>22137248>>22137250>>22137251instant diabetus
>>22141508>but notthey never said that didn't bother them too
>>22141192>simping for an ethot that cant even pretend to know how to cookKys
>>22137228To this day I still wonder how he gets out
>>22140351What's wrong with this one? It looks fine.
>>22137254>filenametop fucking kek
>>22142270
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>>22139795LEWD
>>22139969coronary artery disease
>>22139871ate cuy a couple times when i was in Ecuador. not my favorite.
>>22142368I heard the taste depends on their diet. Feeding and corn husks? Fishy chicken. Fruit and veggies low in calcium? Pork and chicken. Mind chinks just say it tastes better like a better chicken, so they're probably feeding them crack
>>22140551
>>22137266Can confirm. Just fucking execute the whole city. Nothing of value would be lost.
>>22139267Just call me
>>22137593>implying that's enough to hurt Jack "Salmonella Fella" Scalfani
>>22137266Can deny. Just please do not execute the whole city. Everything of value would be lost.
>>22142502>"Salmonella Fella"kek
>>22140366You can. I've been banned for posting a clip of a kosher beef slaughterhouse/abattoir.
>>22140366I have killed an animal in a worse way and a mercy killing at that, I was just going at it it stupidly. This is a good method, dies relatively fast believe it or not, I'd use it
>>22142558>This is a good method, dies relatively fast believe it or not, I'd use itShe was digging into its neck for almost ten seconds with scissors and then however long it took to actually go unconscious when it started bleeding. That seems like a long time to have someone doing that. There are methods that result in almost immediate unconsciousness and death which aren't hard to do. If you're going to be slaughtering animals and you choose a method that isn't as fast as possible, it's just causing suffering that could've been avoided.
>>22139888lmao the filter
>>22137347>garnish with chicken wingHuh?
>>22138596Aww little faggot want mummy to cook for him?I don't know who this is but he seems like the gayest man alive.
>>22142381grip my dog, girl
>>22138430the loathsome egg eater
>>22139369>>22137487wait you actually don't eat the sticker as well? I think it is delicious?
>>22142667I really hate those two. They never cook, they just consume and react to other people's content, and they (albeit jokingly) act like an authority on italian food. Italian food influencers in general are bottom-of-the-barrel outrage slop merchants to begin with, and these two are the worst of them.
I'm speechless
>>22142818Everything about this is exceptionally retarded
>>22138583fatties are repulsive
>>22142354>how does he get out?
>>22142818
>>22137228How does he get out of there
>>22143429Eggstra carefully.
>tfw no egg fortress to make egg sandwiches in
>>22137301Imagine having money
>>22137228>We never get to see him lifting his arms and going down the hatch at the end of the day
>>22138596I feel like going to prison for human trafficking is a lower ROI activity than cooking, Andy.
>>22139871literally subhumans
>>22144110american vegetables is chemical dog vomit with cancerous properties and the bread is bullshit and crap with preservatives
>>22144110"american" expat; united-statian civilian with no proper name for the ethnicity, no language of their own and nothing of value in general as well federal reserve monopoly money
>>22139823These are cooked alive? Were the rats knocked out or something, I don't see any wound on them
>>22144115>>22144114this is obvious ragebait
>>22144120>ragebaitthe video posted in the bait, all that bullcrap it states, americans having an opinion about food and health, fuck off
>>22144114>vegetablesare bad for you, eat meat.
>>22144124t. Amerifat
>>22137352When this guy eventually dies if he doesn't get a sticky I will do bad things to this website on Minecraft
>>22144454He's an idiot, doesn't deserve a sticky.
>>22137293>>22137739I heard that he commited seppuku a few days after the incident because most people didn't notice the finger switch.
>>22144454/ck/ needs a new home anywaya fresh startaway from /pol/tards and amerilards
>>22139256I should call myself and make sure my phone works no one calls me
>>22144118Not exactly. Not all chinks do it, but the one in that video submerges the pigs in water for hours instead of boiling them. This makes it so they're not hot when peeling their fur. The problem is, they drown while this happens but not the point they're dead. Peeling the fur while they're barely alive is a way to bring out "flavor". I don't really get it. Some also boil them until they almost die for the same reason.
>>22144110All of that happens in the US too.
>>22145257So badly this
>>22137228I kinda want to do my part and pay my outstanding taxes to my liege egg King for years of his good presence in these threadsI mean a few bucks gotta go quite far in his country right? I wish we could actually identify him, i wouldn't mind giving him some cash
>>22142279The comically large pieces of salmon
>>22144110Ok the vegetable thing is retarded because they are like that here too but he's totally right about the bread. I've had the same loaf of bread sitting in my pantry for a few weeks and it is still fine. Any time I try to buy the fancy French bullshit it goes bad in like 2 days. How am I supposed to eat that much bread in two days?
>>22144110Bread thing is real you need a family of 6 not to waste loaves
>>22146119you cut it in half and you freeze one halfthen to reheat it you just dampen the surface a little bit and 10 minutes at 350°F will yield a fresh hot half baguettealso french people usually eat a shit ton of bread with every meal so they go through quickly also wirh dry bread you can do bread pudding, croutons, croustini, tartines or use ir as a coarse dildo
>>22137347>>22137351>>22137387please tell me this is porn
>>22142943for such a retard it actually comes out pretty good
>>22142270Milf of all milfs
>>22139048>I'm ready to settle down
>>22139826What does snake taste like?
>>22137590How does he not realise this problem could've been solved by splashing some water with his hand?
>>22146119>I've had the same loaf of bread sitting in my pantry for a few weeks and it is still fine>few weeks>fineThe fuck is wrong with americans?
>>22137323The only respectable reaction.>>22137838>>22146939The rest of you are trashy simps.
>>22146372Not as far as i know, they’re just goofs goofing
>>22146119>I've had the same loaf of bread sitting in my pantry for a few weeks and it is still fine.I think I'll have the real bread and not whatever is still fine after weeks
>>22146119I don't know what's in your pantry, but it's certainly not bread.
>>22147512wonder bread will last forever without molding or getting stale. I once had a loaf I forgot about in the cabinet for like a month and when I found it there was no mold on it and it seemed fine. I'm not sure what they put in that stuff but it's kind of scary thinking we eat it.
>>22143422Very fitting
>>22146537Certified favela classic.
>>22137296You lost me with the corn. I'd probably still try it if the bread is good though.
>>22138698they’re whores michael
>>22138760old but gold
>>22147830fugg that looks like pretty tasty salad
>>22137278I wonder when vegans will learn that the problem isn't that their foods lack meat, but that their foods are a disgusting nightmare abomination of meat mimicry.Also those people at the end really need some acting lessons, even without sound you could tell they were faking it.
>>22146537Lionfeld: NOT APPROVED!
>>22148426slop
>>22137228>You. What do you want?>Eggs? I think I can work something out
>>22137593your immune system is just shit dude, you should make it stronger, and it will make your immune system stronger
>>22148610i think your immune system still relies somewhat on you not being a retard
>>22140882Average bisexual.
>>22147200can you blame us when women have been rejecting us for so long? society made us this way, it's your fault.
>>22148896>it doesn't matter how many children are raped and murdered by dune coons, we have FOOD (mostly from other European countries)!
>>22148937Nigga all im asking is just get better taste.
>>22138813>he doesn't know Yuka Kinoshita...She's probably the only genuine massive eater. If you bother to search few videos you would see xray of her intestines. Her body doesn't absorb nutrients that well, a genetic condition.Now I'm sounding like a total simp but that's not the case.
>>22137278Drowning it in BBQ sauce makes it extra healthy.
>>22148975That doesn’t sound like simping, no worriesVery interesting desu
>>22137314corn is so inoffensive and yet texturally enjoyabel you literally cant ruin anything with cornnot appetitzernot entreenot dessertIm not saying I would add it to everything, im just saying i wouldnt dismiss a dish if it had it
>>22144110Totally real and absolutely not rage bait. I swear! Please boost my engagement numbers.
>>22137228What would he do if he ran out of eggs?
>>22149399why are women such slow eaters? I'm always halfway done with my meal before my gf even takes the first bite.
>>22137301Freaking manlets cutting the middle of a small cake
>>22149425They are smaller on average and can require like 500 or 800 less calories than a man that is a foot taller. So a normal meal might fill them up more % wise. They are also socialized to eat slower and chit chat where as more men eat alone and wolf down their food to enjoy lunch break..t 6'2 dude that felt like I was moving at a turtles pace when I took this skinny chick to a korean place as a first date.
>>22149115Cute. I love little girls.>>22149399Alright, your ad worked, going to in n out
>>22149638Kys
>>22149437Two things1. That's a man with autism2. Why the fuck is there a toilet plunger right next to fireplace? Is that for intimate nights plunging holes in front of the fireplace?
>>22149706That’s two autists who found loveI’m happy for them
>>22149648C'mon, I know their fries kinda suck but if you get them animal style they're good.Also there was this adorable tanned little blonde cutie in front of me in line
>>22149399
>>22149397>feeding niggersISHYGDDT
>>22149734The funniest thing about this is it was staged for le epic prank, and still nobody gave a fuck.
>>22145257perhaps reddit
>>22148468its actually real
