would you try kebab di polpo?
Hell yeah I would. I love octopus.
>>22225218No, probably not.
>>22225218Eating natures smartest animals is always the top slop, just because they can solve puzzles doesn't mean they can avoid my fat ass
>sauce >sauce>sauceFuck no. Sauce doesn't belong on a sandwich. Bread either. Just use lettuce and sauce just makes it sloppy and wet and is probably terrible for you anyway.
I dont understand it being in that shapeits meant for kebab to be seared brown before slices being cut off it?
Is that just frozen ‘pus that they then need to cook separately? That is not kebab!
>Not using octopus mayonnaiseWhy fucking not? We have a long tradition of the stuff and this cunt just eschews it entirely for egg mayo? Why?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnQsjh1l9t8Also, are we the only people to natively make mayonnaise from things other than egg? If it exists, there's probably somewhere in Italy that has a tradition of making mayonnaise with it.
>>22225218I'd try it once.
>>22225218Why it's wrapped in a newspaper?
>>22225565It's sandwich wrapping paper with a newspaper design, not real newspaper. I guess it's more interesting to look at than just a solid color or the classic checkerboard
>>22225218No. Why is it cooked twice? You know that shit tough as old titty
>>22225218>sloppypus
>>22225660>You know that shit tough as old tittyAre you drawing from personal experience?
>>22225218Make it firey poopy for me please
No need for the bread, just shovel it straight into my mouth
>>22225218What retard came up with this idea? That octopus is going to be so tough and overcooked. Lol
>>22225660>Why is it cooked twiceIt's not. It's just a frozen block of squid they're shaving in a way to look like kebab.
>>22225218If it's not lamb or beef it's not kebab. That standard must be enforced so we keep filthy Hindu invaders from setting up fake kebab shops. You don't smell that good beefy stank? It's not kebab, turn around and leave.
>>22225792>It's just a frozen block of squidNo it fucking isn't, retard.
>>22225656>I guess it's more interestingTradition. Street food was commonly wrapped in newspaper, unsold copies of the previous day's paper could be had for cheap if not free and was readily available. >>22225792You can see the heating element glowing behind it, are you blind?
>>22225294I think it's just so they can shave it more easily
>>22226083you could use any device meant for slicing meatthen bag it frozen and heat a portion when neededI guess the guy just doesnt have anything besides a kebab cutter
>>22225218Sure
>>22225218>shaved puss
>>22225218Looks delicious
>>22226101Have you considered aesthetics? Italians have.
>>22225218I've had octopus, its way too cartilaginous. The texture is fuckawful. Make an unholy meat obelisk out of squid and then we can talk.
I like eating octopus because apparently they're intelligent and I fear them for that. Same reason I'm not opposed to eating Whale. Japan knows, those things are out to get us. Read Moby Dick.
>>22225277Their intelligence is all but useless considering they evolved to be solitary and cannot into teamwork. The smartest being in existence is nothing without some sort of societal structure to build in and upon.
What's the point of putting it one a kebab grill? It doesn't even look grilled when he cuts it off
>>22226182Ironically, squid is more likely to be tough than octopus because octopus is traditionally braised in its own jus, which breaks down the collagen and tenderises the meat while squid is more typically cooked quick, which can result in a chewy texture more often than a slowly cooked octopus ever could. And cephalopods don't have cartilage in the parts we eat, ya dingus. The cartilage is all in the braincase, around the eyes and beak and as fin and funnel support. Most of us eat the tentacles and little else.
>>22226293Cause it looks cool
>>22226189This. Octopi and cuttlefishes and squids would kill you the moment they got a chance. Eat or be eaten.
>>22226293I think its a heater because its frozen.
>>22226063>>22226058Octopus, my bad.>heating element glowing behind it,One out of three is turned on. It's a defroster you moron. Do you not see the perfectly smooth top? Do you not seel the congealed layer of whatever that yellow stuff is on top? Do you really think squid will hold such perfect form in a pile like that? It is obviously a frozen block getting shaved off.
>>22225218From a distance it looks like some kind of eldritch abomination. So, yeah. I would try it.
>>22226779It's gelatinised octopus water, you pillock.
>>22226784And do you think gelatinised octopus water melts BEFORE the octopus is cooked? Do you think the gel forms from being COLD?Thanks for proving my point anon.
>>22226790Confirmed for having never actually cooked an octopus. It's red. And solid. That means the octopus is already cooked when it's in that form, you utter fucking prat.Here's how it's made:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWKRvJIMqjw
>>22226779It's precooked then frozen. Then partially defrosted, shaved, and cooked again.
>>22226817Incorrect.
>>22226890Anon is right and you're being needlessly stubborn in regards to being wrong about a cylinder of frozen octopus on an anonymous imageboard.
>>22226895Incorrect.
>>22226927Enjoy prison, precooked cephalopod child. This is how you have chosen to end your life. Precooked, frozen, dismembered and smushed together with your fellow cephalopod stalker children, slowly melting in a cylinder of your own hate, waiting to be shaved and cooked again on hot griddle and served to drunks on a sad dark street late at night. You died here.
>>22227011Incorrect. I am not developing rigor mortis.
>>22227021You are developing rigor mortis. Enjoy rigor mortis, cephalopod cylinder child.
>>22225288Retard.
