When's the last time you cooked a meal for anyone? Who was it? What did you make? Did they enjoy it?
Last night. My wife and son. Pasta with fresh tomato sauce. Yes.
>>22240491I hate cooking for my npc friends, like I'll be slaving away in the kitchen to make something genuinely 9/10 or 9.75/10 (or just 10/10 by home cooking standards) and they just eat it casually and shrug it off without mentioning it. Maybe at the end someone will be like 'yeah thwt was nice'Bitch I just served you the most perfect meal you've had in years. they cant cook for SHIT compared to me, it's not a brag, I just know what Im doing, its like they are NPCs with no tastebuds, eating food like a trashcan eats random thingsall the prep i do at home in advance. Hours. I go for perfection to blow their minds. Even when I finally eat it I'm basically orgasming at how good it is, moaning like a bitch taking her first bbc, becsuse it's just so gopd and perfect. And I rarely go all-out for myselfThen another time my friend cooks absolute garbage slop with parboiled potatoes from supermarket. Ingredients treated like trash. Piled on lazily in the oven with some premade flavor powder from the supermarket. And the reaction is the same 'yeah thwas nice anyway enough about your food lets TALK ABOUT ME (MYSELF)'. While I sit there genuinely enjoying it. becsuse when somebody else cooks something it always tastes better. I always give compliments. Like when he serves something I dont usually eat and I like it. Thats amazintIt makes me not want to cook for those retards anymore when they sit there just talking about other shit and barely even mentioning my godlike creation. Like bro. I give you something you can never get at a restaurant, first of all its made by ME, secondly your bitch ass cant afford it, thirdly, even restaurants cant make my shit as well as I can. And its the traditional food of your home country. Their dead grandmas would be ASKING ME the recipe/methodsFUCK
>>22240534They hate when you cook for them, too.
Its always the same shit with these fucking NPC drones. If they cant see how shit modern AAA games are I shouldnt expect them to have good tastebuds either. You can cook something to perfection it wont even register for those MFers. Just like their SHIT taste in music, SHIT taste in games, SHIT opinions, their SHIT ability to think critically, fuckin normgroids, satisfied by overcooked trash just as much as they are satisfied by haute cuisine. Anyway I love them dont get me wrongIts just annoying to be like me, always having look down upon society, and see that almost everybody is a total hylic slave to archons
>>22240540Im just overreacting, I deserve to be worshipped. They even bring people over and their GFs becsuse they know Im gonna mindrape them again with amazing food. But in the moment its like they fail to realize it or fail to worship me as they should. Its only AFTERWARDS that they realize wait...im actuslly eating slop, I want to eat this guys mad dishes again
>>22240534I get you, even lazy sloppa I cook on a weekday with leftover ingredients is consistently miles ahead of what my coworkers bring for lunch. It's baffling the shit these people accept as food.>the cheapest frozen dinner you can get, cooked on max for 8 minutes to be sure it's turned to rubber>a female classic, wet lettuce with random bullshit that doesn't work in a salad, either drenched in dressing or none at all>sandwiches that look like a toddler made them>take-out leftovers sitting in all the oil, sauce and juices, microwaved to hell>the most overcooked ground beef you've ever seen, plain, with clearly undercooked pasta>the latest healthy fad food that isn't too bad on its own, but also with 3 different sugary snacks because they're still hungry>so much soda and fake juice>some half eaten piece of chicken or fish on its own, clearly badly cooked, no sides. A handful of mayo packets will suffice>delivery, but somehow they never order a normal meal>token vegan just bringing raw vegetables>fat bitches having sweets as a mealAt least my family loves it when I cook, I just wish they weren't such picker eaters so I could make more varied meals.
I don't have anyone to cook for :( I used to cook for my mom but her anger issues made me never want to cook for her again. It's not fun to cook for someone who always ends up getting mad at you. >>22240534>>22240541>>22240544Maybe I'm a lonely masochist but I would love for someone with this kind of abusive, self absorbed and unhinged passion to cook for me.
>>22240491I cook for my family every night. My wife fucking sucks at cooking, but her cunt milks my cock dry every night so I feel it's a small price to pay.
>>22240554Holy fuckinf shi t FINALLY SOMEONE GETS ME!!!!!!!! I could quote almost every single FUCKING greentext there. And nod my head. I dont mind a bit of slop but when I go balls to the wall IT IS TIME TO REPENT FOR A LIFE OF FUXKING SIN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA But its like just another McFuckingMeal to them. Swear to god some people could strike oil and gold at the same timr and just walk away and shrug it off. >>22240557Sit down lil Bitch, let daddy force feed you. No in all seriousness that sucks. Even when it's rage inducing, cooking for others is fun and good. I've always wanted to start a restaurant or food truck but it's economically and logisitcally impossible where I live. (No, thats not cope, I wish it was)
Hwres A basic fucking example. Im not just talking out of my ass. Consider a basic hamburgerMy friends:>buy premade thick-ass slop patties filled with preservatives>nees instructions from the package on how to prepare it>follow instructions to the T, like a fuckin moron>take regular bun from supermarket (NOT TOASTED of course)>take disgusting supermarket rubber patty from the pan, overcooked of course, structure of industrial rubber>haphazardly throw it on the bread with some onion (raw) or avocado and bellpepper (RAW)>squirt some cheap goysauce on it>actually seems to enjoy it as if its no different from an artisan sweatburger made me OR a fuckin 9/10+ burger jointFuck. I cant fuxking eat that shit without at least 2 beers to prepare me for the sufferi gIm not gonna waste time with how I make my hamburger but just imagine someone doing it properly
These people still read instructions on how to microwave their slop meals. At fucking 35-45 years old. Bitch, heres your instructions: 'hot enough' and 'long enough'. Jesus fucking christ. Speaking of moms, my mom is fuckimg 75 and wont microwave a meal.without the instructions. Somebody just kill me dude.
>>22240557>I would love for someone with this kind of abusive, self absorbed and unhinged passion to cook for me.Excellent take. Food psychos can cook for me any time.
>>22240577yeah that's a good example. Even just plain ground beef formed in a patty with salt is better than premade stuff, I don't understand why people buy this shit.
>>22240534if this isnt pasta you have narcissism or at least OCD
>>22240491Yesterday. My wife and kids. Yes.
>>22240583My mom cooked chicken the same stupid way all her life until I showed her better after moving out. Nobody ever really liked it but she never considered trying anything else.>take chicken breasts right out of the packaging, usually still half frozen>put then in a pyrex dish>add water until the breasts are half covered>sprinkle some tasteless BBQ spice mix she bought at Costco 15 years ago.>bake at 350 until the water's mostly gone>serve as-is with minute rice and a can of peas
The only people who have cooked for me have been my parents and my grandma.
>>22240491>When's the last time you cooked a meal for anyone?Two weeks ago >Who was it?My girlfriend >What did you make? Potato/mushroom soup and a chickpea curry>Did they enjoy it?She didn't eat any
>>22240534reminds me when i took care of my grandma in her later years. she grew up on a farm in wisconsin a long time ago all she ate was like salted and peppered tomato slices, corn on the cobb, berries from the forrest, milk and cheese. her idea of a nice home cooked meal was just sliced potatoes in a baking sheet drowned in milk with salt and pepper and some diced ham and cheese sprinkled on and thrown in the oven til it burned on top. id buy some 7oz cheese slice as ingredient for some recipe id be making and pay like $15+ and she would just eat the whole thing as a meal or id make mapo tofu and the next morning shed throw it away and say it smelled rotten. or if id make a sauce or something shed think it tasted weird cuz it was something nice and shed scrape it off and put some pace salsa on it. another common thing was to shred like a half a pound of cheddar on something and microwave it to improve the taste.
>>22240534Some people can't tell the difference between something nice and the slop they habitually eat. Let it go and eat your own 9/10 food
>>22240534This is some textbook narcissism, holy shit, lmao.
