/ck/ date spots, sup anons is Olive Garden a good place to take first dates? The never ending pasta promo sounds like a good deal
>>22242619Cracker barrel is a better first date, really. Or arby's if you wanted to go somewhere a bit more upscale.
>>22242629The cracker barrel in town has a shitty parking lot
>>22242631Take a taxi there. You're trying be fancy right?
>>22242619>The never ending pasta promo sounds like a good dealYour post could not scream "incel who's never been on a date before" any louder
>>22242633Sorry I dont want to drop 300 bucks at a steakhouse if I am not sure if the chick likes me or ever wants to see me again anon
>>22242619Wtf how did you get this pic of my gf?
>>22242632>fancy>having some jeet in a piss soaked cab drop you off for $40 plus tip
>>22242633Or shorter he could just scream your name
>>22242619I would FUCK her in her holes with my meat rod don't know if you catch my drifts bros
>>22242772>meat rodNot sure what this is
For me its red robin
>>22242619i took a girl to the keg. it was expensive and she ghosted me but the prime rib was worth it lol
>>22242810A salami.Also useful for swatting bats.
>>22242619Pasta is lame. Feed her a waffle. Bitches love waffles.
>>22242768Oh that's right, it's Columbus DayThe 15 year olds are home from school kys
>>22242619I recommend the Tour of Italy, it's broadly appealing.
I don't know we don't have Olive Garden or many chains in my country.
>>22242619Only if she is Italian or American/Italian then you look over at her and say that’s the only Italian you’ll eat
>>22242619Go someplace you have a coupon, it shows that you are good with money
For a first date, lunch at a cafe or coffee shop.
>>22242638You gonna walk a bitch to tha cracker barrel?
>>22243110Lol no. Woman here. First date, classy restaurant, fillet mignon, quality bubbly, at least one bottle of quality wine, man pays everything, including my taxi to my bull's shack in the ghetto
>>22242619Take that bitch for a walk. shoot the first stray cat, squirrel, or groundhog you see. Empty out a public trash can. Start a fire in said trash can cook your kill over the open fire. Feed some to your bitch. That’ll get that bitch wet, trust me
>>22243235Fuck off peasant
>>22243040seething
>>22243250I’m gonna steal your girl Anon no bitch can resist trash cat over an open flame. Enjoy the cuck chair wagie
>>22242619the olive garden has gotten rid of so many good chicken dishes that they used to have. they're not what they once were :(
>>22243235>>22243265based pussy gnawer
Take her to a steak place and immediately start talking about her ordering salad, "like every other date does haha". This may seem weird to you, but wammen are conformists, so she will conform to the behavior of the imaginary herd of women you supposedly dated before.
God damn I love Angela White.
>>22243265You're trash though
>>22243150I’m also a woman, just not a pretentious one
>>22243306I was born trash but I aspire to be garbage one day
>>22242629cracker barrel is for breakfast after the first date.you do fuck her on the first date, don't you?
>>22243335I fuck her before the first date. Please get on my level lil fucklet.
>>22242635Then just take her out for coffee at Starbucks.Italian food is a bad idea for a first date because it is sloppy and you can drip sauce all over yourself.
>>22243296Based and truth pilled
>>22242835They kept warning people about handling bats on the radio today because there were 40 bat related injuries in my state over the last two weeks. I'll make sure to get a salami for protection.
>>22243296the most normie take of all time>>22243295risky move, some chicks dont even want to think that you have dated other girls before. I matched with this chick from a mountain town 30 miles away so i suggest that we meet some place in the middle to be fair and not make her drive all the way to the big city. Told her there is an indian place on the far far edge of town I like to take girls from her city too she got pissy and said it sounds like you do this a lot and things wont work.Lady, if by a lot you mean I have taken three girls on first dates there over 3 years yeah I guess it is a lot.
>>22242635The last time I went on a date I took a girl to a local sake brewery with a ramen bar and paid for both of us to get ramen and sake for like $65 and then she ghosted me after
>>22244057I can do you one better anon I got totally ass raped by this 6'2 200 lbs linebacker of a broad. >match with chick, teacher shoot a few messages back and forth>see comedy club has $5 show on friday ask if she wants to go>tickets are like $9 after fees whatever buy them because I dont want to have them sell out>comedy club has a new rule, 2 item minimum per ticket>talk to chick she starts sniffling like crazy, took a shower and even put on some cologne so I know its not me>she orders like $60 or $70 worth of food and beer, doesnt laugh at any of the jokes>doesnt even want to box up her left overs pissed me off because she wasted foodMFW I was out $120 and didnt even get a hug from this clinically depressed hungry hungry hippoOh well, cheaper than child support I guess, lesson learned to never take a chick to that place again with the bullshit 2 item minimum
>>22243327That day is here
>>22242619If you're dating Angela it probably depends if you want to fuck her in the ass later.
>>22244087She's said on podcasts she goes on 1 day liquid fasts before any butt stuff
>>22242619Im not racist towards italians anymore
>>22242619
>>22244090I hear that alot, seems to be common practice. which also means that most adult actresses in anal scenes are propably hungry as shit, kinda grumpy and lacking in energy. being one day into a fast is like the shittiest day
>>22244033Too early, and weirdly worded. You have to do it at the place (no escape).
>>22244033> mountain town girlShe was probably looking for a husband, not a slutYou could have just said you like to go to that Indian place and leave other girls out of it
>>22244187>most adult actresses in anal scenes are propably hungry as shit, kinda grumpy and lacking in energy.I think that being a whore for money is generally the cause of how miserable they feel, you know, because they are disgusting whores and porn has convinced you they're happy.
>>22244057>>22244078Why are you guys trying so hard? Just like go to a cheap bar with some small bites and order some drinks then talk and see if you like each other. Making a big meal out of it is gonna make you too full to have sex and spending a lot of money on someone you barely know comes off as tryhard.
>>22244234A lot of chicks dont like doing anything with alcohol on a first date because true crime tells them they will get drugged and murdered
>>22244222yeah yeah whatever but now imagine that feeling + being hangry because you haven't eaten for at least 24 hours, and then needing to do something physically demanding
>>22244355More dudes should prioritize their safety as well
>>22244362Maybe Angela white loves her job. All I know is that for every woman in porn who actually enjoys it, there are 9 women who are basically too lazy to get a real job.
>>22244355>>22244364If you're worried about safety you're never gonna get laid
>>22244355>>22244364Imagine being afraid of just existing
>>22242633When I was in college back in the late 2010s taking girls to Cheesecake Factory was indeed a power move. Still is, only the most vain and shallow women will say no to that. Women love to eat probably more then men.
>>22244394>Women love to eat probably more then men.doubtful
>>22244400Considering most women balloon up like a breeding sow and men tend to retain their vigor, id say it's apples and oranges.
>>22244431>men tend to retain their vigorsure they do
>>22244388>>22244386Okay buddies
>>22242619>"My eyes are up here anon"
>>22242619damn that pasta looks good, what kinda pasta and sauce is that
>>22242619All I can say is that, if we're going out, you'd better treat me right.
>>22244482She does anal on film, i don’t think she’d be concerned about that
>>22242635if a girl is eating more than one plate of dinner on a first date it's a (((big))) red flag
>>22243295what’s the point of this? you have a salad fetish or something?
>>22244033>some chicks dont even want to think that you have dated other girls beforeincorrect.men want to e a woman's first.women want to be a man's last.
>>22242619the correct move in the local chinese place that has the best fried rice.get g-tso, let her order anything she wants.you'll get a blowjob after.
>>22244670The point is not paying for two steaks
>>22244704tried it once, didn't work lady agreed to go on a 2nd date in a week then ignored me and cancelled last minute just because a family member got murked
>>22244729whyd you censor the whole thing and not just names locations and dates if all you said was along the lines of>hey thats how my uncle dieddoesnt really make sense the way youre spinning it as>she made a vehicular fatality joke>so did I>this gave her the ick
>>22244756She didn't respond for two days after she said she would go out again so i gave her my phone number thinking she might not be on the app a lot since it was near new years
>>22244756Did you think the blurred out part was the weird stuff he said? The message she sent implied it was a verbal thing from when they met up
>>22244766She probably just didn't romantically vibe with you and she's could be very passive and not good at giving out bad news like that, and you were probably a nice enough guy. It sometimes happens, don't dwell on it. Not every girl wants to fuck you, even A List celebrities and rock stars have that problem
