this is a corndog
>>22242997ok bite into it and see what happens
nah, that’s a poo
>>22242997Cattails are actually edible, but mainly when they're younger.
>>22243005animal abuser, I’m calling the police
>>22242997>this is a corndogNo, this (You) is a moron.If you refuse to eat that corn-dog I'll bee forced to shove it up your ass.
>>22243078Wood bee wood bee E E Z
>>22242997>catdogftfy.
>>22243022Everyone knows cats have nine tails.
>>22243103Ninetails is a fox …???
>bring one home>gone over the weekend>come back>it fucking EXPLODED and the room is full of seeds sticking to everything
>>22243022Ah, dessert.
>>22242997
>>22243380Its like when i got my first ingrown pube
>>22243383why do people have to be gross on the damn food and cooking board?
>>22243481Many are people who've been ostracized from real life relationships for the same reasons. They can't keep it to themselves here any better than they could in life.
>>22243481I also don't get it.His dick exploded into a load of fiber?
>>22243383I got a bunch of ingrown pubes when I used a poorly maintained razor and it made me think I had genital warts. I cut off the best FWB i had ever had because of it and I regret it all the time, along with the retarded Indian doctor who confirmed the false diagnosis. I wish I could kill that moron
>>22243492pseud
>>22243005You don't eat the tail, though, you eat the root that you have to dig up from underground.
>>22243941The tail can be cooked and eaten before it matures. After the seeds develop, they can be turned into flour, but it's tedious.
>>22243941Forgot to mention, the cores of young plant stalks (before they become extremely fibrous) can be turned into something resembling bamboo shoots.
>>22243368My allergies are reacting to this
>>22243959Tastes more like asparagus than bamboo shoots.
>>22242997Is that why people from swamps smell like corndogs?
>>22242997I was about to ask>Aren't those the plants you can jack off and then they cum?then I saw >>22243380
>>22243368Portable bukkake.
>>22243380Stop that, you nasty man.
