Just take a salmon and cure it in 2/3rds sugar and 1/3rd salt cure, 4 ounces per pound of salmon and leave it to cure for a couple days, then hot smoke it for about two hours until the moisture just stops coming out.
It's Kosher and Halal and the problem with beef bacon is it's too wet and loose. This is better, the flavor of bacon is mostly dominated by the curing agents, the smoked flavor, and the fat. All of which salmon have.I don't keep Kosher nor am I Jewish but it's something to consider. I've had beef bacon at my Jewish buddy's house and when he served it to me he had this knowing look (I knowing that he eats bacon but his granny not knowing) and it was just not up to snuff.
>>22283986Its called smoked salmon you queer
>>22283990But it isn't
>>22283990Nope.>>22283993Yeah it's fully cured like bacon but because salmon isn't as dense you can cure it in a few days instead of a few weeks. I'm sure it's safe to eat raw too, the amount of salt and sugar is so osmotic that no little critters could survive, you could probably air dry it like proscuitto.
>>22283993>>22284041You are fucking retarded, stop posting.
>>22284058You can even make bacon out of the outer fatty part of duck breasts. You are a child, a normie. Microwave cook and / or fast food eater. You're the cancer that is killing 4chan.
>>22283986I’ve had salmon jerky before and it was tasty, I’m sure salmon bacon is too
in my house we call it ‘mon’con to save time
>>22283986What’s its texture compared to regular bacon, salmon-anon?
>>22283986I've had candied smoked salmon, like thisvery tasty
>>22284065>normieSpotted the elderly boomer yelling at the clouds
>>22284223>it was tasty,You are such a feminized pussy. Men don't talk like this.
>>22283986>just make parasite bacon guiseno, I don't think I will.
>>22284326Can confirm, my boyfriend (f) doesn't talk like this.
>>22283986So basically smoked lox?
>>22283986Come on man.DISGUSTING
>>22283986We call it squaw candy in Alaska, we make it to eat while we are out fishing for more salmon.
>>22283989Food cannot be both blessed by a jew and not touched by a jew at the same time
