It's his birthday today!
>>3927080
>>3927080Orochimaru could put his tongue in me
happy birthday groomer-sama
>>3927096
>>3928254orochimaru wouldve been a vampire in classic mythology.But I think hes even worse than one.>>3927080I always thought he looked like post-bleached Michael Jackson.Also I think he woukdve been a goth/glam rock artist with his androgynous nature.I think hes a power bottom amd seduced his victims using good headgame.
>>3928855>"I always thought he looked like post-bleached Michael Jackson."If anything, he looks more like Atsushi Sakurai.
>gets away with everything
>>3931656Nothing cleanses one's sins quite like death.
>>3931874Pure sex
I love him so much
happy snek year, /cm/!
>>3927096like a facehugger's probocsis down my throat
the amount of sex I would have with this man, provided he existed, would put most Roman-era orgies to shame
>>3927080is he 82 now?
>>3955865yeah, but he hijacks so many bodies that age is quite literally just a number to him
>>3959444one that's not for ants
>>3936969The snek master, such a goober sometime i like that :3
forget the picture
>>3967823seeing him be a silly little guy is like all those cutesy panels of Griffith in the Berserk manga
I love how Orochimaru looks coked and smacked out of his mind during the Mecha-Naruto filler episode.
for me, it's spooky art of the snake man
>genuinely crying tears of joy over being able to kill some geriatricliteral demon
literal Quattro Bajeena tier disguise
