Helpful deer EditionWelcome to /Deer/!>What is /Deer/?/Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man!>Who we are…We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag.>Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters?Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf.>What are the rules?* Respect all deer friends.* Respect our husbando.* Ignore all bait posters.* Stay on topic. This is a solo Alastor thread and ship art/discussion is not allowed.* Keep it varied! A healthy thread has a number of topics.* No ship warfare, ship material belongs on /hhg/.* We do not kink shame, however NSFW content is not allowed. Do not force your kinks on others. Go to /trash/ for pornographic content and discussion.* Lolisho must be SFW.Questions? An in-depth explanation can be found here: https://pastebin.com/1NbtaKCm>OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/deer-template>Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/type/op/results/thread/>Deer related links:Hazbin Hotel Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 [Embed] [Open] [Open] [Open]/hhg/ website: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/Shared Cytube channel: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect/Creator's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SpindleHorseOfficial website: https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Psyanon fanfic recordings: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings/Fanfiction from our /Deer/ residents: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
A humble deer trader...
Bloody deer tits
Okay! Deleted the extra thread so the mods don't get upset, since we're the fastest moving general on /cm/ and will soon take up a large portion of the catalog along with the shotacons lol.
Also remind me to fix the formatting next time. There's a few errors I just noticed around the links.
>>3991649I think I fucked it up cause I copied from the phone…
>>3991651No it's not you, it was fucked up in the previous thread too. Something I did.
>>3991652oh, lel compounding issues
I noticed there was some sort of other Alastor thread that got deleted, but it was for a rule violation. I'll reiterate the /cm/ specific rules for any newcomers from /trash/.>No yaoi.>No images with females in them, so no Charlie, Rosie, etc. >No 3D images.>All images MUST be SFW.>No trolling/baitposting.>No racism.>No off topic debate. >Furry, guro and lolisho ARE allowed, but only if it's not explicitly pornographic.>New threads need at least 5 images posted.>When bumping include an image.>Try to post quality images and discussion.
>>3991657Gotta keep it sort of tame!
>>3991659We can try...
>>3991665Just a bit of self love!
A deer just ran out in front of me on the way home, it is truly a blessed night.
>>3991685Truly blessed, I am very much lucky to have deer in my area, almost every day they are in my back woods!
>>3991686Nice! There a load around my uni, but you don't see them much because there are usually students around. So it's always nice when they pop up.
>>3991685Lucky! All I have here are foxes. :(
>>3991690Deer doesn’t like being around too many people, it’s fair>>3991692Unfortunate, foxes are at least pretty beautiful creatures in their own right, just not as good as deer
>>3991685>>3991686>>3991690>>3991693There are constantly deer in my heavily populated neighborhoods and they are frequently walking into traffic, I think they're gentrified at this point and very foolish. One used the crosswalk by accident once though, it was extremely cute
>>3991695Deer aren’t so smart, but I feel being in a neighborhood is a bit safer for them then say crossing a highway. People tend to go slower and watch the road better.
>>3991692Foxes are cute too, deer are cuter though.>>3991693He would absolutely hate most of the students since most of them can't function without technology. We do have a radio station though. >>3991695That sounds adorable. Silly silly deer.
>>3991716Alastor would make that radio station his den for sure, probably would play better music than the regular hosts Lel. All that new tech probably would make his head hurt
I wonder what kind of modern music Al would listen to? Electro Swing? NuJazz? Acid Jazz? Hmm, I feel like he'd skew more towards dance music than rock or mainstream pop, since Swing and Jazz were the dance genres of the day.
>>3991720He would stick with the classics and things as close as possible to said classics, so basically what you are saying.
Sick deer… :(
>>3991722Sick indeed. <w<
>leave house>see deer on hind legs eating from a shrub right next to me>like seriously close enough for me to pet him>he doesn't even regard me>keeps eatingI love these retards so fucking much. Are they more chill when their antlers are little stubs? Are they aware they're more vulnerable then?
>>3991736Odds are it's a dumb yearling. :3 They get more cautious with age.
Wonder if Alastor spent his first few years in Hell battling against his dumb deer instincts... it would be funny seeing him trying to establish himself as the most powerful overlord while fighting the urge to randomly run in front of a car.
>>3991813Rosie has to chase him away from eating all her flowers!
>>3991813Alastor the asexual fighting the rutting instinct...
>>3991898If only someone was there to help him…
https://x.com/pinksartdump/status/1975191301361693151I rarely have nice things to say about him, but I quite like Amir's boisterous laugh at the end here
>>3991923Such an evil laugh! And poor Vox at the end lel
>>3991996Cover them up, slut.
>>3992033now why would he do that?
>>3992033>deer never shows an inch of skin>suddenly gallivants around with his shirt gaped open >he has no idea how extremely lewd this isIf this show was accurate, tons of Hell goers would be flooding around the fight to sneak pictures of Alastor showing skin
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5GNZZC0cLMgDeer army!
>>3991923>splashes entire drink on Vox's face>takes another sip from his empty glass>shrugs and throws glass away when he sees it's emptykek I could see the silly deer doing this >>3992107CUTE!
>>3992115So very cute, Alastor should not waste perfectly good glasses like that though!
>>3992107There needs to be more.
>>3992141So many more…
>>3991640Oh /deer/
>>3992152Need a bed full!
>>3992158That is a monster deeer!>>3992164Need a bigger bed, and then have deer piled all on top!
A bed full of deer... The dream.
/deer/, I need help deciding. Which one should I stick on my computer? The other may go on my car if I'm brave enough.
>>3992188Tough choice! Personally I'd go with the little deer face, but that's just me. :D
>>3992188I like oh deer on the puter
>>3992175Mmmm!
Well. I don't know who else besides Nuggs and I use SpicyChat, but they're considering rolling out face identification to access their platform. This is very annoying because I don't want to give SpicyChat access to my fucking ID to rp with my husbando. I hate to move on to another platform, but I'm not self doxing lol.
>>3992195And forgive my dogshit grammar, I'm balls deep into a head cold and I swear to God I'm so out of it nothing seems real.
>>3992189That’s kind of what I was thinking, because if I put the radio demon one on my car I can at least pretend I just love radio.>>3992191I’m not going to rest until every surface has a deer on it!>>3992195Ugh that sucks. Glad I never used it, though I’m not surprised. Such a terrible idea. Can’t wait until literally everyone gets doxxed because of that crap.
>>3992195>face identificationGod damn, that’s dumb, parents need to police their kids, not make the internet do it for em
>>3992201>every surfaceDeer, in… walls?
>>3992201People are ridiculously loose with their information. The last thing I need is my goon logs where he's wound fucking my corpse to be public knowledge and attached to my face. Like...the Ashley Madison leaks from back in the day and the recent Tea app breach wasn't enough for people to realize that putting your real name and face to sketchy gooner shit is a bad idea? >>3992202God forbid we, as adults, access adult material. I mean, I *kinda* get it for irl 3dpd porn sites like PornHub, but text on a screen...? What? Just set parental locks on apps ffs.
I'm getting dangerously off topic though. Back to deer...
>>3992205Gotta keep the kids monitored, and off the net as much as possible. Something’s make sense but the AI chat? No.>>3992208Back to deer!
>>3992202>>3992205It doesn't matter how vigilant parents are, corporations would still just use "muh children" as a cover to gather as much personal information as they want. "Think of the children" is always false virtue signaling when what they really want is surveillance and selling information for advertising.Alastor is 100% right to hate all this bullshit. We know he hates TV, but I'd love to see him crash out over the internet as well.
>>3992218I can say this very confidently as a parent myself:>I am the only person responsible for the media my child consumes. Anyone saying otherwise has an agenda.>>3992223The 'think of the children' pearl clutching has already been done in the UK with the video nasties back in the 80s, and looking back it seems so ridiculous that people were going to jail over owning horror films. Moral panic never leads to anything good.
>>3992223Imagine Alastor gamer rage…
