Suspenders wearing sho edition.Previous:>>3997605Girly shota:>>3994599Kemono shota:>>3956565
>>3998226>shoot who?Whoever just made the straight shota thread
I have a weird obsession with guys wearing suspenders....
>>3998239REUPROADING PROHIBITED BAKA GAIJIN
>>3998240That's natural. They're super cute.
Why are they so cute anyway? Because they are.
I was busy all day yesterday and literally the only thing i could think about was how badly i wanted to look at cute sho pics
>>3998268Shota borb.
>>3998282>they're mask offit's gonna be a massacre, witnesses know what they look like, no one is leaving that bank alive
>>3998287They're going to make the north Hollywood shootout look like a joke
You get a shota... BUT he's your bratty rich master and you are his exclusive servant that must obey absolutely everything he says under the threat of being punished by him. You may attempt to violent him and use threats to silence him, but he'll quickly call his parents who will immediately order to turn you into pigfood.
Anyone still visit /sm/ on 8moe for their NSFW sho needs?
>>3998291>you are his exclusive servant that must obey absolutely everything he saysI see no downside.
>>3998295What if he was a little psycho and he told you to cut your hand off?
>>3998296Anon said he was a brat, not a psycho. Regardless, my sho would love me and not want something like that.
>>3998282lmao is the in the back holding a bazooka?
>>3998294You know that /b/ has NSFW shota threads regularly right?>that picThe bitch draws R-18 and keeps it hidden, I just know it
>>3998291>You may attempt to violent him and use threats to silence him, but he'll quickly call his parents who will immediately order to turn you into pigfood.I guess there are worse ways to go
>>3998339>when the boy you made fun of for being fat spends his whole summer break exercising and shows up unrecognizable next year
Never played Fable but i always thought the boy from the cover art was cute
>>3998351>Never played FableYou do not belong here, go away zoomie
>>3998353I'm old enough to remember when it came out, i just had a ps2
>>3998294Sometimes, yes. I rotate between ATF, baraag, and 8ch. If I'm feeling particularly self-loathing I will check and see if there's a shota thread on /b/, though I find a lot of the stuff posted in those threads to be not my particular taste.
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>>3998351If it makes you feel any better, your character is really only a kid for the tutorial.Still a fun game though.
>>3998418And why would I use a rubber?
i want a dog...
I want a Keita
>>3998420To protect him from STDs you have, you disgusting pervert.
>>3998424I'm a virgin >\\\\<
>>3998426bro what? sybau
>>3998426I'm a shy pooper, I only poop in my home
>>3998420he's the top anon, and he doesn't trust a disgusting old person to be clean
Boi <3
>The most famous video game creepypasta of all time is about a shota ghost RPing as Young Link and chatting with people over the internetHow horrifying!
>>3998438modern internet will never produce such kino
>>3998440super cute, artist?
>>3998442>artistanon... that's ai
>>3998443nah has a nice outline n layers, the knobby fingers looks stylistic. backgrounds cohesive
>>3998444it's ai brolook at the weird blurry artifacts nonsensical shoelaces, the weird shit going on with the lineart in the background, it's a textbook ai illustrationi don't hate ai art or anything but i don't like the kitschy ones that are essentially just polished turds
>>3998446yeah fair the shoelaces are the only tell honestly because i draw lazy blotchy background just like that where colors and lines kinda get lostshits getting better ill give it that
>>3998448
>>3998437Gon's ass must be all sorts of destroyed if Killua uses his godspeed during sex
>>3998444>backgrounds cohesiveAnon it's because of the background that you can easily notice that it's AI
>>3998448There's easy fix for the loneliness your puppy shota feels when you're not aroundGet a second puppy shota!
>>3998459But then your second puppy sho will need a third, and your third will need a fourth
>>3998458meh i like the dreamy cloudy look so it seemed stylistic to me i stand by that, also lazy backgrounds are common enough
>>3998460Would an endless supply of puppy shos really be all that bad?
>>3998460Two is OK. They can be best friends. But they would sometimes tire of one another's company.Three is no good since two would naturally become closer and give less attention to the third.Four is optimal. It allows for the formation of two close friend pairs but with others to play with so they don't get tired of their best buddy.Technically, any even number after that will work too, but it can get to be a crowd.This is true of all shos, puppy or otherwise.
>>3998463It's not about it being lazy, but about not being consistentThose lines near the sidewalk make no sense, and actually drawing them like that takes more effort
>>3998230>bruised kneesdoes he spend a lot of time on his knees?
>>3998485>same color as cheeks, ears, and fingersIt's blushing, not bruising. He just needs help warming up is all.
>>3998486There are activities you could engage with with him that are good at exchanging and generating heat.
>>3998426I don't go outside.
>>3998442>>3998443>>3998444Late reply but just checked the account and sadly it is AI i completely fell for it like a dumbass, sorry. Account is @AsteriskLucent in case you still want to check it out.
>>3998492To be fair, the account wasn't really trying to trick anyone I'm just a retard and didn't read the bio
>>3998492Protip: pay close attention to the eyes (always have aberrations and noise, and the irises and pupils are asymmetrical), ears (rarely are symmetrical) tips of hair that touch other parts of the image (often blend into other things), and basically any thin (blend into the image or cut abruptly) or pointy (often have round points that blend into the background) elements.
In case you need proof that we live in a shitty gynocentric world just looked at what they turned adventure time into
Finn should have had a boyfriend instead of having him chase girls that didn't like him back or caused him trouble.
>>3998495steal teddy bear
>>3998499Sorry, media is only interested in dyke representation.
When he was crushing on Yukito did he want to be the top or the bottom?
>>3998508He wanted to feel all of Yukito's magic inside his tummy
>>3998508Reminder that he really embarrassed by the idea of crossdressing until he was told Yukito would see him like that.
>>3998524Isn't he just a manlet?
>>3998239>>3998240Based Bri'iish Shota
>>3998542Can't be, his teeth aren't all fucked and he doesn't have a weak chin with a terrible over or underbite.
>>3998545Jannies look like THAT?
>>3998545Tea summoner?
>>3998558Love this straggot so much...
>>3998275Would you let shota Kirby eat you?
Is it unfair that the boys have to strip to get weighed but the girls can stay clothed?
>>3998594What's unfair is making them go to a school with girls at all.
>>3998567I remember when Kieran was first revealed I saw a post calling him a bootleg Allister and that he'd never get as much art let alone more kek
>>3998601I haven't played a pokemon game since sun & moon, but they look nothing alike to me. Completely different archetypes.
>>3998537Yes and no. He's 5'8" at 16, which is perfectly normal, and his adult clone brother is taller, so he'll likely grow a bit more. However, the game has a very chibi art aesthetic, so he comes off as much shorter and is depicted as a manlet in crossovers like Dissidia (he's the exact same height down to the cm as Cloud, who is 5 years older than him). That said, Fairwind has always drawn Zidane as a young teen, so I don't think it's a total faux pas to post him here if the art shota-fies him.
>>3998594who the fuck cares about the girls?>>3998597based
>>3998605I'm guessing it's the hair
>>39986125'8'' at 16 is not normal, I was done growing at 13/14, he's a manlet
>>3998624>5'8'' at 16 is not normalIt literally is, you're just a freak.
>>3998594Fuck off l*lifag
>>3998625Must we devolve in to name calling? Are the days of old where we embraced each other's differences as brothers in a common love of cuteness so far gone that a simple disagreement breeds hostility? Let go of your hostility, brother, or you'll find when you are beckoned to the far shore at life's twilight that none are waiting to embrace you when you reach the other side!
>>3998627I wasn't trying to be mean... have a small shota as an apology.
>>3998629I didn't take it that way, no worries friend, I just saw the opportunity to embrace my creative side and write something goofy for fun
>>3998624According to the CDC height chart, 5'8" is almost exactly the 50th percentile for 16 year old boys.
>>3998624>5'8" at 16 is not normalIt's almost perfectly average according to disabled-world.com's height to weight guide>I was done growing at 13/14This is also pretty normal. Most people's growth doesn't plateau that young, but it's not usual. I'm 21 and only about an inch taller than when I was 13. The average height of an adult man is just a bit shorter than the internet wants us to think.
>>3998561You love John Connor?
>>3998635>vampire shoIf you got turned in to a never-aging immortal, assuming that it didn't come with the dealbreaker of your soul being eternally damned, what age would you want to be when it happened?
>>3998637>becoming immortalHow I pity you
>>3998567>>3998601Allister >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kieran and every other character in the world.I'm ready to fight to (your) death for him.
>>3998639Wouldn't you rather fight to (your) death) so you can be one of Allister's ghost friends?
>>399863712. That's the oldest I could go while still being cute since puberty hit me like a brick shot out of a cannon.>>3998639Allister is cool and all. But Bugsy has a Scyther/Scizor, automatically making him the best.
>>3998624>It's almost as if different people have growth spurts at different times!Shocking!
>>3998639Allister is little pansy bitch, he doesn't have any edge, I bet he would flinch from me just raising my hand
>>3998637This is actually a common fantasy of mine so I can immediately answer 11.
>>3998640As a ghost I couldn't hug Alli and feel is warmth in the same way I do as a human.>>3998644Your mom is a pansy bitch and I'll skin you alive if you dare to touch my sonfu.
>>3998645Have you thought about how hard life would be as a perma 11 year old?
>>3998648Yes, and it would be mega worth it
>>3998648Being an immortal shota in modern times sounds a lot easier than being a mortal shota at most points in history.
>>3998637These types of deals need a failsafe for self-termination (or respawning) in case you get trapped in some way (fall in a coma, fell into a volcano or to the bottom of the sea, trapped in a hole, turned into a living nugget fleshlight by a sicko, etc).
>>3998654This is why shotabots are the best option. While more resilient and ageless, they're not totally immortal so self termination is still an option and can potentially even be done while immobilized. Any injury that isn't lethal can be repaired. If trapped somewhere and unable to die, they'll just run out of energy and be unconscious until they're recovered and recharged. And in the case of unwanted death, there's the possibility of backups. Although that does get in to questions of identity.
Nerdy boys..
>>3998639>>3998642>>3998646Very cute girly boys
>>3998679>outdoorsy>likes playing with bugs>wears rugged clothes>including short shorts for extra mobility while exploring the forest>simple, low maintenance hairstyle>has a pet with blade armsBugsy is a very manly shota.
>>3998687He looks like a girl...
>>3998687>manlyTry boyish because he's not a man yet but other kids at my school thought he was a girl when GS came out because he does look girrrrrly with hard r but I wasn't fooled and loved him ever since partly for the fact~
That complicated period of life when you were a teen full of hormones and absolutely anything could make you incredibly horny.
>>3998639I think Allister is cuter, but I still prefer Kieran solely for shipping him with Florian.
>>3998690Wrong. He is 100% raw masculinity.
>>3998679I don't think Allister is girly at all, he's a pretty normal looking boy to me, Bugsy does look pretty girly which is why i don't care about him.
>>3998639Gold mogs him in every way
>>3998705Did he ever do it with Bugsy?
>>3998708No, he's already taken
>>3998708I certainly "bumped" onto Bugsy a lot with him and must also be the NPC I talked to the most heh
Anyone got a link to the archive? There's a couple of threads i missed.
>>3998713https://boards.fireden.net/cm/https://archived.moe/cm/
Kieran is for dirty oji-sans
>>3998718Thanks fren
>>3998722yw cutie
>>3998720Wrong. He is for dirty men of every age
>>3998767How long before he reaches the age where he uses his portals for self gratification? Is it gay if he fucks his own ass?
>>3998786That's just masturbation.
>>3998791seems more involved than masturbation
>>3998791if he lost his concentration and accidentally closed the portal would it cause an amputation? Or do his portals not work that way?
>>3998786Would it matter?
>6 hours without boy
>>3998811Why is he doing that? There is no audience.
>>3998816practice for when the fundraiser starts
>>3998810That couch looks so wrong.
>>3998820looks more like a low futon to me
>>3998808Beauty is forbidden in the European Caliphate and Austardlia, SEAfags are plebs into loli, slavs are too drunk to post and east asians have their own communities.
>>3998822>the most American general on the site are the shota threadsI'm not sure what to make of this information.
>>3998822not true, i'm posting from europe>>3998823the people who worked on this were 100% shotacons, right?
>>3998829Based, shos should be protected at all costs.
>>3998829cute little sluts need to keep it in their pants until they're behind closed doors, can't believe they're holding hands in public like some delinquent exhibitionists
>>3998830does he have a cold sore?
>>3998839Yes, he needs lots of cuddles to be kept warm and cozy
>>3998842anon cold sores are herpes
>>3998845>getting pozzed by a shoWould you let it happen if the sho was really cute?
>>3998829Level-5 is absolutely a bunch of shotacons, and I'm sure OLM has some too.
>>3998847Over half of the world's population has herpes, there's a good chance you already have it and dont even know
>>3998829>the people who worked on this were 100% shotacons, right?Some of the stuff from the show might actually be too lewd to post on here.
>>3998849>level 5wait aren't they also the ones who made that game with the cute shota mc? now i'm absolutely convinced
>>3998854I fucked them all btw
>>3998858>level 5>that game with the cute shota mcDo you have any idea how little that narrows things down?
>>3998858>wait aren't they also the ones who made that game with the cute shota mc?Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
>>3998856Would have been a cute version of the show, but I prefer the older/younger brother dynamic.
>>3998860>>3998862kek
>>3998862>>3998860kek ok i see, i just looked them up because i only knew them from attack of the friday monsters. it does seem to be the case
>>3998829>the people who worked on this were 100% shotacons, right?Level-5 has been THE shotacon company for over 20 years, with almost every game featuring at least one cute shota in a leading role. Their latest game, Inazuma Eleven: Victory Road, has THOUSANDS of shotas of all shapes and sizes, and you can create more using a character editor.
>>3998824Hollywood influence
>>3998829Oi-mate yah hav' a loicense foh' that syota!?
>>3998878Too bad they bowed their heads to the shitty parents associations that banned all shota nudity in animeWe would have seen Keita's goodies if his anime aired some 10 years early
>>3998839No he tripped into my fist
>>3998878>Inazuma Eleven: Victory Road, has THOUSANDS of shotas of all shapes and sizesI love how IE is just a monster collecting game but with shotas instead
>>3998878I'm not into sports but I might have to play this
>>3998899Assuming the newest one is like all the other games, you don't really need to know anything about sports, I've played the other games and they're more RPG than actual soccer.
>Come back after a few hours>Still no new breadShamefur
>>3998902NEW>>3998903
>>3998233looks like my first boyfriend :|>>3998626Never change, /cm/
