Evil god edition Previous >>3996448
>>4000285Istaroth proves he’s actually an evil god
Venti's a good boy, stop the slander.
>previous thread 10 images from the limitGo finish that one first if you're so excited to make a Venti thread.
>>4000291Sorry I read the 150 posts as 150 images
yea 6.2 is gunna be kino
ya he evil
also he bites
>>4000381that is what boys do in my headcanon
>>4000367My boys... If they mess up Scara and Durin's reunion I'm gonna be mad
This next patch is gonna be boring for me since I don't really care for Durin or the Mondstadt crew. Scara is always a treat though.
>>4000553scara is always a treat
What animal should Dottore be in a fantastic beasts fic? He turned Scarameow evil by doing this to him https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1gl7xr5rftcHe then kidnaps the Shiba to test Shiba screams and cheek stretch but Scarameow rescues him
>>4000645Genshin Impact?
>>4000645>The East has Fallen! Millions must die!
Endlessly replaying Durin's official ass shot https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QLqOaQbCLYw
>>4000553Scara cares about Durin so you should too :(Surely at least beats endless waifu shilling we had in Natlan though right
>>4000651Tourists were a mistake
>>4000653I've seen more people thirsting for dragon booty than these brainless "he's a child!!" retards this time, it's been a pleasant surprise. It's so fucking dumb that these fags can simp for medium model girls all day long but the moment it's a medium model boy they wanna infantilize them down to fit their headcanons
sex the child
>>4000652Aye, anything is better than the shit show that was Natlan.
>>4000656>hollywood/western pop culture: makes all males weak, stupid, fat losers, cowardly often a combination of all of those >even if they’re “strong” they’re a Pratt who’s too dumb to accomplish anything on their ownThis makes eastern games and media cool since not only do they have strong male characters but many of those characters are actually pretty/feminine and despite that they’re all ridiculously talented spanning from demigods to spies, combat capable scientists and generalsIt also makes it really weird people hate on Genshin males
>>4000724>only gachaThat is like every gacha ever made, all men are bishounens. You can just tell this image was made by a dumb normalfag, and thou should kill thyself for reposting it here.
>>4000729Bishounen yes, but this specific brand of borderline shotas that Genshin is full of is actually very rare in other gachas. FGO kinda has a few I guess, but even if you go look at Hoyo's other games, HSR has only like 2 or 3. Wuthering Waves has 1. And most of the other mixed gender gachas have either just cool guys or standard bishounens
>>4000731>but this specific brand of borderline shotasAnd I'm talking about the "teen" model boys like Scara, Lyney and Venti here, tall bishounens like Kaveh and Neuv are indeed everywhere
>>4000732A lot of twinks never get much over 5’6 so short males is believable. Especially Inazuma. Actually just look at the average height of countries armies 100 years ago. Japan was like 5’1 Short men aren’t children
>>4000729Half the cast look like girls.Even JRPG characters are usually more masculine not countering trap fetish characters. Hoyo took a bunch of what would be called “strong female leads” in the west then turned them into boys. Also most of the females they replaced with males are still fem and look very androgynous.Find another game where they give you things like a femme fatale who’s a feminine French twink who also dresses like a cat girl? And it’s actually cool since he’s not a gag character, he’s a manipulative kgb spy who’s killed.
watch chinese cartoons they have a lot of pretty boys its just a thing
>want to play the game just to pull Durin>get immense anxiety I won't be able to do so even if I should logically be able to I hate my mind
>>4000790a tradition as old as the Han in the least
>>4000818The CCP keeps them from releasing Lyney or Gorou’s alt costumes thoMaybe they should just sell the IP to fujo (Yae)
>>4000790>Watched Spiritpact last month>The MC gets his power from making out with his totally-not-boyfriend """master""", and they do so almost every episode>but they're totally not gay tho, it's just a master-servant relationship I swearI can only hope the CCP will stop being so fucking retarded when Xi dies. The Chinese population longs for legal yaoi.
>>4000874Bilbi/lofter is oddly full of trooned out dogboys.Why did a manlet dog boy being forced to pretend to be a dog girl hit so hard with the fans when the censors would never allow it?
>>4001062Itto would pay Yae for photos of Gorou feet
>>4000641My first thought was a mongoose but any kind of weasel could probably work
Saracens have declared Aether haramhttps://x.com/i/trending/1992914275904504010They didn’t even see Cyno
Recommend me a wine. I recommend Hungarian wines, they have a pretty sweet taste I like it.
>>4001356Don’t Drinking accelerates twink death Still drank and got violently ill (not from drinking) after my last cat diedIf you do, crush bramble berries or other wild fruit in it
>>4001366I am not a twink lol
>>4001356Why is the dumb maid drinking on a job? By George, James, the standards really have fallen low.
Mathematically perfect dracoboybutt
>>4001356Chilean Carmenere is my jam. Not a lot of tannins so it's light and easy to drink, the right amount of sweet and a nice spicy twist
when do we get durin?
>>4001501december 3rd
Literally can't wait, most hyped I've been for a character's release in years and I'm definitely going for C6 on release day. His design is perfect and the fact he's really strong too is the cherry on top. Wish he could fly though...
>>4001514>Wish he could fly though...would be way more pissed off about this if he didn't have a god tier design/kitand hopefully 450-500 rolls will be enough for me to get c4r1 but I doubt it
>>4001523Yeah it really bummed me out at first, especially since Citlali can get a whole ass different animation for gliding on a stupid pillow, but Durin can't even glide with his wings spread out which is already an animation that exists. Thinking about it more though he has no movement skill so I probably won't ever be gliding with him while traveling naturally, it's still lazy as fuck from Hoyo's part but I'll just focus on the positives
my wallet is ready for himdo i need his sword too?
>>4001514based and same
>>4001576The sword is okay, not a great weapon, but he also doesn't have many good weapon options which makes the sword better in context. It will also be running alongside Venti's new bow, so if you want that weapon too it's a good banner. Maybe get your Durin first and see if you have enough rolls leftover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7pO7F_kP0kI'm dying bros, he's so damn cute
>>4001732>He's considered old enough to be able to buy alcoholThe infantilizing anti-shippers can kindly rope themselves now.
>>4001732>dude is literally just born>get him to the tavern and give him a pint immediatelyThat's why Mondstadt is the best nation
They keep showing ass shots of him... Not that I mind
The Turks were twinkshaming Aether on National television.
https://x.com/kemono_nsfw/status/1994274136076779790?s=61&t=dvS-6JVr2QdSwofgd15OmQ
>>4001576Might as well try for it; Venti's new weapon will be sharing the banner with it if you ever wanted to play DPS succ
>>4001835They apparently hit Venti later in the segment too
>>4001736When u realize this guy is older than some adult NPC models and probably jumps through hoops to stay youthful since not being able to seduce married men would be an existential loss to him.
>>4001797Not fair, I wanna fuck Durin too...
I need to know: Do I use my free win an extra constellation star thing for Tighnari or Scaramouche?Both are at zero stars RN. Who benefits more?
>>4002147Sorry forgot photo Nari c1 or Scaramouche c1?There’s also itto but he has Gorou
>>4002147>>4002149Pulling for the limited unit instead of the standard one will always be the smartest choice in the long run.But I have a huge Tighnari bias so I'd probably go for him regardless.
>>4002205It’s the daily experience giving you a constellation star event that’s about to expire?Who is limited ? Scaramouche?If they keep doing the yearly 5* free character then nari C1 should be possible next year But idk which one of them would benefit more from the star
>>4002215>Who is limited ? Scaramouche?Yes. Outside of the selector event, you can only get Scara from his limited banner. Tighnari is a standard unit, you can get him from losing any coinflip.>But idk which one of them would benefit more from the starI'm not a excel math nerd I couldn't tell you which is objectively better. From what I recall, optimal Wanderer gameplay doesn't involve using his dash to create gale arrows, so the damage buff would be irrelevant. But maybe the C1 buff makes it so dashing around isn't a DPS-loss anymore. I honestly don't know. Tigh's extra 15% crit chance is straightforward and a decent stat boost. Can't go wrong with it.
>>4002216I’m genuinely retarded when it comes to minimaxing this game
>>4002217Honestly, same. Minmaxing and metafaggotry isn't for me, I'll gladly use suboptimal teams if I like the characters and can get away with it.
>>4002216>I'm not a excel math nerd I couldn't tell you which is objectively better. From what I recall, optimal Wanderer gameplay doesn't involve using his dash to create gale arrows, so the damage buff would be irrelevant. But maybe the C1 buff makes it so dashing around isn't a DPS-loss anymore. I honestly don't know.It depends. For C0 Scara his charge attack combos are better. But if you add C1 and then his signature weapon on top, NA combos take over. Dashing with C1 is a DPS gain if you can animation cancel the last hit of his NA combo, and also the dash is good for keeping up your DPS if you need to dodge (playing with no shield).
>>4002223Begone THOT!
>>4002205I got Scara rather than Nari because I’m gambling I’ll get nari c1 in future free 5* or rolls. Hopefully it works out >>4002218Thankfully the game is easy enough that I don’t need to min max and can play with the characters I want >>4002235Scara sounds hard to use so I gave him c1 to make things more forgiving > if you can animation cancelThis sounds like dark souls terminology Which is what this game becomes if you ever do a solo Gorou run
>>4002261hope you enjoy your C1 bwosis
>>4002263What being raised by Yae does to a MF
>new Wuthering waves simp game waifu is a blatant ripoff of Lyney in a dress with a beretta https://x.com/_lavaguelette_/status/1993742956377915407?s=46The Lyney ripoff is literally named Lynae …Yae probably helped him land the part
tbf it really looks like Lyney right down to a Lyney pose and cat pins
>>4002277yeh nah she doesn't make me feel anything, all my cum is still going for Lyney.
>>4002280Obviously Waifu made for simps <<<<< a psychotic twink WW twitter is now full of Lyney trooned jokes tho
I like how some artists draw him with a micropenis
>>4002305
>>4002308>>4002349you damn crybaby
>>4002423Traveler laughed at him for having a small dick
“As Acting Commander of Canine-Corps Decontamination Protocol, I will now perform the Lapping Hound: Warm as Water technique.”Tighnari froze.“Gorou. No.”“It’s for your safety!” Gorou beamed, tail lifting with righteous purpose. “Dog saliva contains powerful natural antifungals! It is— quite literally— my healing skill.”“No, absolutely not—” Tighnari began.But it was too late.Gorou mlemed him.A long, ceremonial, almost priestly tongue swipe right across the muzzle.Tighnari produced a noise halfway between a gasp, a whimper, and a dissertation written in Avidian.Lyney pretended to faint.Lynette pretended to be a corpse.Itto paw-pumped. “YEAH, MEDICINE!”Scarameow arched like a threatened ferret.“I REFUSE! I WILL NOT BE—HEY—NO—DON’T YOU—STAY BACK—”Gorou locked onto him with the single-minded zeal of a working dog who has been given both authority and a sense of purpose.Scarameow kicked.Scratched.Issued at least two legally actionable threats.Gorou continued serenely.“It’s for your own good—hold still please—sir, hygiene is not optional—open your mouth—”Scarameow snapped.CHOMP.Right on Shiba Gorou’s tongue.The sound that came out of Gorou was so shrill, so painfully Shiba-specific, that every creature within fifty meters momentarily assumed a kettle had reached full boil.Nahida sighed the sigh of someone who has already predicted this exact outcome and had the supplies ready.“Alright. We’re doing this.”With gentle, practiced hands, she wrapped Scarameow—hissing, spitting, and extremely smug—into a secure, ethically-applied purrito for public safety.
12 hours left...
>>4002591I can't wait.
I bet he’s start crying if traveler or someone else in his favorite person list slapped him
>>4002660>listMeant bitch slapped
How'd your dragonboi rolls go, /cm/? I ran outta rolls on alt, gonna have to work on the freemogems before the banner ends. Lost the 50/50 on main but he came home early at 35 pity on guaranteed.
>>4002699I had 820 rolls saved, got C6R1 + Venti's bow with only 1 roll remaining.I'm glad I didn't have to swipe.
>>4002699I decided I am probably never going to play this game, so I didn't bother starting it. I am incredibly unlucky in general so when I fail to "roll" for him, I'd get mad, so it's for the best.
>>4002699My luck was pretty unreal, I got C6R1 while winning all 50/50s except one. Incredibly happy with him too, leveled him up immediately and at C6 he's busted as hell>>4002833You can't really fail to roll in Genshin since there's a pity system, even with extreme bad luck you could guarantee any character you want by saving enough for pity. Not saying you should definitely start playing it but it's free, if it interested you at all you can give it a try and see if you like the game in the first like 30 minutes or so.
>>4002850>You can't really fail to roll in Genshin since there's a pity systemeven for someone that might literally start it tomorrow?
>>4002833I started late just because they were giving away doggo for free and found the gatcha to be very forgiving with enough f2p that you can roll anyone with two 50 pulls at worst or 50 if it goes well It’s more lenient than FGO and gave me Itto, Venti, Father and Scarameow easily and tighnari and Gorou for free event giveaways The game is also easy even if your teams aren’t minmaxed unless you solo as gorou
New boy's very cute.
>>4002855Yes, you would just need to farm enough currency from quests/events/exploration in time. But there's a hard cap on how much you can roll without getting the featured character, and it also carries over between each patch.
>>4002855if you don’t have a job and no-life the game, you can definitely get enough rolls for free within 29 days before you can’t get him anymore (for a couple months).
>>4002855That will depend entirely on whether you are willing to spend (which I don't recommend doing if you don't know if you even like playing the game) or are willing to dedicate hours into getting the freemogems from the game. You can get something like 400 pulls worth from the world now, but exploration can take a lot of time even if you use tools like the interactive map. AQs, WQs and SQs can all give primos too but it's not much for the time you spend doing it.
>lost 1st 50-50 to fucking kequing >didn’t save enough to get a second pitty pull but pick up a bunch of uncollected f2p primos from mail and redeems>next pull is durinI was going to type “The East Has Fallen” but idk what to type now
>>4002899Flins, Sigurd, now Illuga. Lightkeepers haven't missed yet with good looking men. Wonder if we'll get to see their Starshyna, Nikita.
>>4002899Very stylish and I absolutely love his face, looks gorgeous. It's a shame he's a hyper specific support for a team I won't play, but oh well
AQ has me fiending for more ScaraDurin interactions>>4002699c2r1 in 450, got fucked and lost every 50/50gunna try and grind for c3, then I'll start saving for c6 on rerun
>>4003175Fantastic beasts is actually canon Genshin. All of the humanized versions are just the twins having make believe adventures with their pets(Captcha aw880)
>agree to a beach date with Lyney>he shows up like this Can you fix him?
>>4003280Yes, I take him to the beach gym and or we go play beach volleyball. Easy peasy.
>>4003281This sounds like a recipe for wardrobe malfunctions
>>4003280I'm putting him in a damn burka. I don't want him to get a tan and lose his perfect snowy complexion.
>>4003289Lyney getting bikini tan lines and Lynette glaring you over the effect you have on her brother
>>4000724>feminine codedI hate the phrase "coded", it doesn't give us new information. I disregard everything someone says when they say coded, even if I agree with them
>>4003444Same, it reeks of cowardice. If you want to say something, then say it. Dont use pansy roundabout ways.
>>4003445I didn’t write the twitter post But be honest. There is no way a western company would have otome like characters and feminize. There is no way a western studio would have a thotty French twink who dresses like a cat girl, is really close to the mc regardless of gender but is also a two faced, very competent and dangerous spy with a trauma background If a company like BioWare did anything remotely close it would either be as a one off npc or gross tumblrina pander stereotype meant to preach landwhale tierGenshin is cool Even by eastern rpg standards
basically Genshin boys are the best
>>4003467Scara = otome chud
>>4003467I'm one day behind in the SQ, but so far I'm loving how nice Wanderer is to Durin.From what I recall he was much more condescending to him in Simulanka (even if he didn't really mean it). Now he seems to be pulling his punches.It melts my heart to see Scara let someone in.
Thot twink is going to nodkrai
we're so fucking dead bwos
