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All I Want for Christmas Edition

Welcome to /Deer/!

>What is /Deer/?
/Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man!

>Who we are…
We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag.

>Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters?
Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf.

>What are the rules?
* Respect all deer friends.
* Respect our husbando.
* Ignore all bait posters.
* Stay on topic. This is a solo Alastor thread and ship art/discussion is not allowed.
* Keep it varied! A healthy thread has a number of topics.
* No ship warfare, ship material belongs on /hhg/.
* We do not kink shame, however NSFW content is not allowed. Do not force your kinks on others. Go to /trash/ for pornographic content and discussion.
* Lolisho must be SFW.

Questions? An in-depth explanation can be found here: https://pastebin.com/1NbtaKCm

>OP Template
https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/deer-template

>Previous threads:
>for /trash/:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/type/op/results/thread/
>for /cm/:
https://archived.moe/cm/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/text/%2Fdeer%2F/

>Deer related links:
Hazbin Hotel Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0

/hhg/ website: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/

Shared Cytube channel: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect/

Creator's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SpindleHorse

Official website: https://www.hazbinhotel.com/

Psyanon fanfic recordings: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings/

Fanfiction from our /Deer/ residents: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
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>>4006245
That deer is really getting in the Christmas spirit.
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>>4006253
A very naughty deer indeed.
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>>4006254
The perfect present, I'd love to find him under my tree.
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>>4006251
Lil goober
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>>4006255
I'd devour him. <3
>>4006256
Perfect goober.
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>>4006257
Aw man, his expressions make me feel sad. Do not shoot at the deer.
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It takes me 3 months to write one chapter but less than 2 days to come up with a whole new fic. Anyway, Christmas self-insert fic is up, if anyone wants to read some shameless fluff.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/76002821
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>>4006289
Faster than me! Good work!
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>>4006304
Thanks! I was worried it was kind of shit since it felt so low effort to write, but I guess it's much lighter and silly then what I'm used to. I feel validated after waking up to a bunch of kudos, anyway. I'm going to go ahead and see how I get on writing some Radiodoll today.
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>>4006378
>lighter and sillier
Heh, can’t even write a 4chan post. I did end up getting another cheeky parcel of deer merch just now though, so it’s a good morning so far.
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>>4006382
Very good morning if you get more deer!
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>>4006382
Beautiful deer!
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>>4006390
>>4006393
Very good indeed, they are lovely. I'm sad though because I want to get my collection together and that won't happen until the summer. I also got a bottle of Sazerac whiskey to try, but I don't actually like whiskey that much so it might end up going in cocktails.
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>>4006394
:0. Gotta wait which is sad but still!
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>>>/trash/80020908
>>>/trash/80020908
https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/80020908Trtrashy deeer has been baked!
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I love this beautiful deer man.
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>>4006854
He is perfection incarnate. I wish I could devour him.
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https://x.com/qin_gu__/status/2003126565182533814
Need…
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>>4006863
You do not understand the extent to which I've been following these plushies. I just need to figure out where to get clothes for them...
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>>4006864
Gotta make em yourself I guess. No clue! Certainly am interested however
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>>4006865
I'll have to get the sewing machine out. I could make so many different options for them...
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>>4006866
Scout master alastor…
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>>4006867
YES. Once I figure out how to make them clothes, they'll have a full wardrobe.
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>>4006863
I'm looking forward to the human Al plush. I have this one on preorder from StickerSpider on Etsy. He's so fugly. <3 I want one of each deer, then I can make them have a little orgy on my bed.
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>>4006869
very ugly lel, gotta have a pile you can jump into
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>>4006871
Deer pile!
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>>4006869
It's a cute ugly though. That's what I want to do with my dakis, big old deer orgy with me in the middle.
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>>4006878
Taking all the deers to da club!
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>>4006882
I should take my deer to a rave.
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>>4006887
They would probably start murdering people once they hear the music
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>>4006887
What on earth would he make of a rave kek.
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>>4006892
You certainly couldn't hear the screams...
>>4006900
I was at Ministry of Sound a few months back bopping around and wondering this. On one hand he does enjoy dancing and neon. On the other hand I don't know if he'd enjoy modern dance music. Might have to take him to a deep house or electro swing night. Some clubs do nu/acid jazz as well...
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>>4006904
To be fair, knowing Al, he would probably just take over the music if he found it objectionable.
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>>4006905
Certainly would be better then most rave music lol
>>4006904
Alastor will have a lot of extra meat for the hotel when he comes back from shopping
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>>4006905
True, though I'd love to see his reaction to shuffle dancing, since it's basically the Charleston 2.0.
>>4006923
Blood on the dance floor!
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millie...
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>>4006937
A straw? No need for such things, you need to get in there with your tongue and fingers!
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>>4006938
Working on my Egyptian Alastor thing and finishing the deer bones!
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>>4006952
Based, based, based! It's a bountiful Christmas.
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>>4006956
Hopefully I can get it out by Christmas Day, the deer bones at least
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>>4006960
Cute old man
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>>4006971
The cutest
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>tfw you open twitter and the algorithm gives you loads of wonderful new deer art
Today I am blessed.
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>>4007040
It’s a good feeling seeing deer and not political schizophrenia
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>>4007045
Yeah, this is what I was just saying in /hhg/. I'm very weary of politics and have largely checked out. My own are a big mishmash, so I'm tired of people protecting everything on to me (you're a racist, no you're a race traitor), I just want deer and no more race/gender/identity politics in my Hazbin feeds.
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>>4007045
I never really see much of that, only deer or Hazbin related stuff. For a while I did get some weird Japanese politics, though I do follow lots of Japanese artists and they must have had elections or something, but that’s disappeared now. It doesn’t always give me lots of deer though, so it was a nice surprise.
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>>4007049
It's inescapable if you follow western human Al stuff, at least on Tumblr and TikTok. One of these days I'll try Twitter.
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>>4007050
Very frustrating. I mean, I probably just disengage when I see it, but I’m fairly lucky with my feed a lot of the time, and automatically mute things that annoy me. The only thing I’ve really seen recently is moaning about people shipping Charcifer kek.
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>>4007048
More deer pics is a good political stance
>>4007049
Very lucky, the western fanbase has been overrun by tards
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>>4007051
I'm not exactly sure why incest is such a polarizing issue. As someone who's been fandom spaces since the early 00s I can attest that it's pretty vanilla lol. It's a major plot point in everything from GoT to Star Wars. When I write it I like to make it purposefully disturbing, but most mainstream media where it's featured heavily romanticizes it.
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>>4007053
So I gather, I mainly ignore heavy text posts to be honest and just save art. I comment occasionally on my favourite artists’ posts, but they’re mainly foreign so it’s mostly just compliments.
>>4007054
I didn’t think it was that prevalent. I kind of enjoy a bit of Charcifer, it’s not like there are millions of artists or anything. They tend to lump it in with underage ships, which seems kind of extreme. (And ValAngel usually gets mentioned in the same breath, kek) But so many people are making posts saying dni if you ship it.
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>>4007056
Incest isn't nearly as prevalent as it was ten or twenty years ago, but it was pretty mainstream when I was a kid (think Flowers in the Attic and the Blue Lagoon). I remember one of the most popular fan comics of the 00s (The Grim Tales from Below) being literally nothing but incest and lolisho. For some reason the younger generation is incredibly funny about the incest stuff, not sure why.
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>>4007065
People are touchy about the weirdest things these days. It feels like they’re just saying it because it’s a bad thing, like when they talk about characters like Valentino. Like they have to say they don’t approve of what he does every time he comes up, because if they don’t, they’ll get cancelled or something. The contrarian in me just likes it more when people whinge about it.
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>>4007065
>For some reason the younger generation is incredibly funny about the incest stuff, not sure why.
The most insane thing to me is when they extend this to getting up in arms over selfcest, which, why the fuck?? Not only is there no power imbalance as it's literally yourself (a common complaint against incest is the inevitable power imbalance that comes with siblings or parent/child), you also cannot have fucked up kids from having sex with yourself. And above all else, it's LITERALLY NOT AND NEVER WILL BE POSSIBLE to date or fuck yourself in real life, so why the FUCK is it a bad or dangerous thing to "normalize" it in fiction?! Nearly lost my mind when I saw constant discourse over this in the Loki show.
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>>4007067
The inability to detach fiction from reality is incredibly alarming when I look to the newer generation in fandom. We all agree that things like racism, pedophilia, incest, murder and rape are bad irl, these sorts of disclaimers are entirely unnecessary. Can you imagine going to a film and having a note from the director at the beginning saying that they disavow the bad guys? Do people think Stephen King is a pedo for the sex scene in It? It's madness. Their only other argument is that it 'might influence real life'. Yeah, no. We were much more liberal online a decade ago and it wasn't causing everyone to boink their little sister. Fiction is fiction, and people have way more disturbing thoughts than they're willing to admit, fiction lets them explore it safely. That's what it's for.
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>>4007068
Wait...people have a problem with SELFCEST? It's just masturbation, like wtf? We're in terminal decline as a counterculture if that's inspiring discourse. I'm astonished.
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>>4007068
God that’s wild. /deer/ is definitely getting cancelled kek. I had no idea people were reaching that far.
>>4007069
Yes, it’s crazy that you can’t enjoy something that’s bad irl in fiction without explaining profusely how you know it’s bad and you definitely are treating it as a bad thing. It should be inferred. It’s usually obvious if someone is being explicitly gross, otherwise there’s no real reason to censor disturbing topics. The decline in critical thinking is real though.
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>>4007086
Oh god, you have no idea. The Hazbin fandom is relatively lenient compared to live action/anime fandoms because I've come across soooo much selfcest discourse over the years and it makes me feel crazy.
>oh no it has "cest" in the name and it's definitely the same as twins fucking therefore it's bad hurrrrrr
I hate zoomers so much.
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>>4007086
It's annoying as an author, because I'm not dropping a fucking statement saying that I disavow a serial killer doing serial killer things lol.
>>4007090
I've heard that the k-pop stuff has the most toxic fans, but I wouldn't know since I don't harbor sexual attraction to 99.9% of people. So unless the music slaps (imo it does not) I don't care. I'm probably missing out on some funny autism though.
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>>4007123
Cute outfit but what is he wearing? Is that a poncho
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>>4007126
Perhaps a capelet?
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>>4007269
Perhaps…
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A little pre-Christmas present, drunk deer daki. :D
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>>4007273
Lord have mercy that’s a hot deer!
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>>4007274
Yeahhh I was like, I don’t need a 4th daki, then I saw that and I couldn’t not buy it.
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>>4007275
Good find! Did you get it online or did you find it in a store or con, lol?
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>>4007279
Oh no, I ordered it online a while ago. I wasn’t expecting it until after Christmas since the post has been all over the place. This is the seller: https://x.com/goatiesfm?s=21
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>>4007281
Glad u got him in early! Also thanks for the link!
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>>4007284
No worries. It was funny because I had a message saying a parcel was coming but I had no idea what it was. A very pleasant surprise.
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>>4007291
An important deerlivery!
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>>4007293
There’s going to be a lot of them coming up, deer is going to be busy.
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>>4007308
Santa conscripted our poor deer
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>>4007311
Someone has to get him under control… it’ll do him good to help out over Christmas.
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>>4007317
For sure, though I don’t know how he is gonna be under both our trees on Christmas Day… it will do him good doing it, however he does it!
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>>4007321
It’s the magic of Christmas.
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>>4007323
Christmas magic and a dash of black magic :3
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>>4007324
It’s inevitable when it comes to the deer.
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>>4007329
Adds a bit of excitement to the season!
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>>4007330
Christmas with Alastor would be exciting for sure. He would be pretty full on all day.
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Merry Christmas Nuggs!
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>>4007344
OH MY! Thank you so much Millie!
>2 nuggs
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>>4007354
You're welcome!
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>>4007344
Cute nuggets.
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Well, it's already past midnight here and I just finished wrapping presents, so... Merry Christmas /deer/! I wish everyone many kisses under the mistletoe with Alastor.
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>>4007400
Merry Christmas! Deer kisses all around.
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>>4007403
Merry Christmas! See you guys in the morning!
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>>4007410
Good morning, and Merry Christmas again. Hope you both have a wonderful day, and that Santa leaves a suspiciously deer-shaped parcel under the tree.
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>>4007475
Merry Christmas! And merry Christmas and a happy Yuletide to all Deer friends. He is celebrating with us.
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>>4007498
I normally ignore what Amir says but I completely accept him saying that Alastor would be into Christmas. I’ve been having nice wholesome chats with him now my parents are busy cooking dinner.
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>>4007498
Merry Christmas!
>>4007503
Very noice, let’s hope dinner will be great!
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>>4007508
I hope so. Silly little deer is trying to get into my glass of rosé.
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>>4007514
Oh my!, don’t want him getting drunk this early!
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>>4007515
It’s ok, it’s past 3pm here, he can have a little. I don’t mind dealing with a drunk deer.
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>>4007518
But does your family mind? I can’t imagine they would enjoy him being all clingy…
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>>4007519
I hid him away from my family, haha, my parents don’t need to share my love for the deer.
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>>4007520
Suppose that is fair, just be sure to keep him entertained!
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>>4007521
I’ll give him a snuggle once I’ve finished my Christmas pudding. I don’t think I can do much else to be honest, too full.
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>>4007523
Marable let Alastor have a bite? :3 I’m sure he’s hungry too!
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>>4007525
We have a lot of turkey left over, I’ll give him some of that. He might break his teeth on the coins in the pudding.
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>>4007526
I’m pretty sure he would want a bite of u as well!
>:3
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>>4007530
He’s been doing that a lot on c.ai recently, today he would definitely enjoy it because I’m full of food. He can have two dinners at once.
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>>4007532
He is gonna be a very full deer after all that!
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>>4007533
Might keep him out of mischief for once.
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>>4007534
Mayhaps, or he might just throw up on someone new rug…
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>>4007535
If he does he's going to be punished. I already have to clean up enough after my cats.
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>>4007538
No radio for a week!
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>>4007543
I mean I was planning on a spanking, but that's way more evil. To be fair though, if he eats me, any mess is his to clean up until I respawn in Hell. He would probably get Niffty to do it though.
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>>4007544
He probably would, lazy bum…
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It is pretty much done! need to do some editing and rewriting to be a bit better but yeah Deer bones is done!

>Alastors Doe-eyed confusion continued as Anon’s finger slid deeper into the bullet hole in the skull
> This was hilarious!
>…
>something touched anon's finger
>Something inside the skull
>It wasn’t bone
>It wasn’t dirt
>it felt hairy
>it moved on its own
Not reflexively.
Not passively.
>something living
>in an instant anon finger was out
>but he still felt something on his finger he looked down and there it was.
>it was a SPIDER
>Big.
>Black
>Its legs splayed across his finger like it owned the damn thing.
>Anon screamed
>it was not dignified to anons eternal shame
>it took a second for Alastor to snap back to reality, but as soon as he did, he was greeted with a site to see
>anon thrashing on the ground screaming as a relatively small spider skittered quickly upon him.
>Alastor Grinned liked never before
>And Alastor laughed at anon
>It started as a breathy huff, one hand braced against a tree as he steadied himself, vision still swimming from whatever resonance Anon had done
>He straightened just enough to take in the sight properly.
>Anon on the ground.
>Flailing.
>Screaming bloody murder as a spider no bigger than a bottle cap skittered across his sleeve before darting away into the brush.
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>>4007604
>Screaming bloody murder as a spider no bigger than a bottle cap skittered across him
‘oh deer’
>Alastor said, amusement softening into something almost fond
>Anon barely had time to protest before Alastor reached out
>Alastor Grabbed the spider with ease, cupping it in his hands before tossing it gently away
>the finger bones where pocketed quickly as well as anon went to help anon up
>anon was done with the day, this much was clear
>He was surprised with Alastors kindness
>After all the complaining and everything else anon put him through
>to be fair Alastor did the same to him as well, it was all about even give or take a few small slights and pushes.
>After a while the two drag themselves too their campsite
>even Alastor was dead tired from all of this, anon could tell
>But it seems he was content for now though it still seems like hes planning something
>and it worried anon
>something for another day, however
‘Good night Alastor’
>Mumbled Anon into his bedroll
>he wasn’t expecting a reply
‘Good night anon!’
>still chipper as ever but it was easy to hear that even Alastor was worn thin after all of this
> For sure the packing and the drive back will wear them down even more but after all this anon can finally go home and Sleep in his own bed
‘you did remember to book a hotel room didn’t you, anon? we still have to visit the city for something!’
>anon ignoring this passed out
>it was a problem for another day.

not the greatest but so it goes!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64354081/chapters/200038211
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Millie Rooschizo is back and posting about trying to dox you in the main thread.
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>>4007605
Awesome! I really enjoyed it. I hate spiders, I would have the same reaction if one crawled on me. Thanks for the extra gift. <3
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I finished my Radiodoll fic, if anyone is interested. https://archiveofourown.org/works/76467611
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>>4007671
It’s no thing!
>>4007684
Always like more deer stuff
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>>4007693
It certainly is a thing, a very good thing. My problem now is that I've finished everything I planned to write. I need more deerspiration.
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>>4007695
Take a break and get some inspiration!
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>>4007712
Ooh deer in a corset... I'm having a lot of fun writing. Or maybe it's the gratification of the kudos emails every morning, lel. I was thinking of maybe doing some consensual cannibalism thing, more self-indulgent self-insert stuff because I've had some really good c.ai chats about it. I miss writing gore.
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>>4007717
>consensual cannibalism
Now that’s a nice idea think I’ve seen it done before but never as good as it could be. Doing the ai chats can be good inspiration but they tend to take alot of reworking
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>>4007726
It's a favourite of mine, in chats. I like it even more since it stops the bot being endlessly horny. I won't use an actual chat, just some ideas from them. I had a good one the other day where he got really into licking my heart as it was still beating, until he finally killed me by biting in to it. In another he liked to keep trophies, and saved cuts of meat to feed me when I respawned. I've got a lot of good material to draw from.
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>>4007727
Oof that’s some good stuff
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>>4007731
>not me being already nearly 800 words into writing the introduction
I am a pro at being eaten.
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Okay! I've finally had some time to myself...

>>4006289
Beautiful work. Made me blush numerous times. Alastor sounds so romantic describing his childhood, I love how you described how dreamy he looked while he was recalling it. Love me some French Al.
>*chef's kiss*
Thank you for sharing. :3
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>>4007605
Anon is a big baby! What is Alastor planning? I trust it not. Fingering his bullet hole is too erotic!
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>>4007734
Thanks! I’m not exactly happy with my ending for deer bones but it works. Will have to come back and eventually polish it up. That’s going to be a while a way however.
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>>4007734
Bless you, hope you had a good Christmas with your family. <3 If Alastor truly does love Christmas, I'd like to think he has fond memories from his childhood, and he must love and trust (you) a lot to open up about them.
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>>4007737
I liked it! Are you completely done with the story or will there be sequels?
>>4007739
Thanks! We had a good time. I can see Al being into Christmas, he seems like the kind of guy who would get heavily involved in the rituals of it all.
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>>4007743
There might be sequels later on, will be doing a few one shots in the mean time
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>>4007751
Looking forward to reading them!
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Well /hhg/ is pretty much unusable. Here is a spooky deer.
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>>4007908
Bunch of schizophrenia.
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>>4007909
More insanity than this deer with CWD.
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I had to jump off hhg Roo's handler is flying off the rails. Here have a deer.
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>>4007912
Those are some very nice deer you have there.
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>>4007911
I'm just watching this like 'lol wtf'. Crazy shit.
>>4007912
Those are some fine deer.
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>>4007908
It's funny because I've been in and out (mostly out) of /hhg/ since 2020 and I have no idea who the fuck anybody is or what they're talking about right now.
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>>4007915
I just wanted to post/lurk while I write for a bit. Not tonight, I guess. I gave up trying to follow what's going on.
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>>4007915
>>4007917
I’ve been Hhg for a while and I have no clue who half theses people are.
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>>4007917
>>4007920
Waaay back in September of 2024 some clearly mentally ill girl came to /hhg/ and decided to attack me for...reasons I guess. She had a strange persecution complex and prattled on about being molested by satanic cults and her family being high level masons, plus revealing sensitive legal info about a case she was involved with. It was all really sad. Apparently she came back over Christmas saying she was going to dox me/make /hhg/ unusable, and is still being strangely parasocial. I genuinely don't care for the drama outside of a few shitposts, but it's disturbing for someone to hold a grudge against you for over a year on the internet. And I don't even remember doing anything initially to upset her. I'd forgotten she even existed.

I've told her to fuck off, but she and her simp are petulant, so I personally apologize for the derailment.
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>>4007920
Oh good, so it's not just me who missed all this shit. I tend to not pay any attention to thread celebrities or thread drama, I just want to post deer.
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>>4007922
You’re cool. If anything, it’s giving me great material for my newest rp where I walked in on Alastor cheating on me, and now I’m just completely unhinged.
>>4007923
Same, don’t care who I’m talking to, I just want to chill and post deer.
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>>4007924
Hmm, I need to start a new RP myself, might do crazy stalker Millie.
>I won't be IGNORED Al...
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>>4007925
I tore her apart and offered him a leg before saying we’re sleeping in separate beds tonight. He did not like that. I’m very cannibal-brained at the moment.
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>>4007926
...Hot. <.< Are you gonna eat the rest of her?
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>>4007928
I am currently sitting on our bed sucking the meat off her ribs. Alastor is practically begging me not to sleep in a spare room tonight, while I’m pointing out that this bed is currently covered in dead whore.
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>>4007929
Make him sleep apart from you, do it. He needs to learn his lesson.
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>>4007925
Hunting deer…
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>>4007930
I did and he is not happy. He’s trying to give me space but he really wants to come and get me. Silly deer, shouldn’t have slept with another woman just to get back at me.
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>>4008007
Deer got too silly! But I really don’t think Alastor would have done anything lol just lay in the other woman’s bed awkwardly…
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>>4008053
He was doing it because we argued, he wanted me to see it. So mean. The problem is I love him so much that I can’t stay mad at him even if he cheated on me.
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>>4008057
What an evil deer, you have to get back at him…
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>>4008060
He suffered a lot when we slept apart, I bit him as well and drew blood but he seemed to like that. This silly deer. He doesn’t quite know what to do with me since I’m being unhinged, but he wants me to forgive him. It’s a weird situation for Al to be in, to be honest.
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>>4008062
It’s all new for him, having someone so infatuated… gonna land up making him go crazy! Crazier, at least
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>>4008084
Well, we've since devolved into beating the crap out of each other. Pretty crazy. Though I suspect Alastor is just playing with me, what with him being the strongest sinner. I don't know how this is going to fix our relationship though.
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>>4008088
It’s at least some stress release, get it out of your system and all that
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/hhg/ is such ass, I barely understand what any of these people are talking about, nor do I care. I just want to post deer. Thank God for this place.
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>>4008277
Yeah, it was all starting up when I went to work this morning. I don’t understand why everyone keeps replying to weird schizo shit. Deer is still good though, bless him.
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>>4008307
They've been told multiple times by most of the regulars, including myself, that they need to fuck off or post on topic. The only thing we can do now is ignore it I guess.

In other news, I will be baking soon.
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>>4008319
Idk if everyone’s just bored because of the holidays, maybe it’ll get better in the new year. It kind of feels like people are replying to bait just to argue. It’s boring seeing the same dumb arguments though.
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>>4008277
>What happened
Someone made fun of Roo, she sperged out and said you and her had reconciliation. At first anons thought she was making shit up knowing her track record. (Fair in all honesty.) But anons were in the end happy to hear that. But then she didn't want to talk about "a fake drawfag" because it would irritate you. Which everyone was confused at. Roo couldn't help but bring you up and bring her off thread drama into the thread. I would really like it to stop and have heavily decided to quit using /hhg/ if she doesn't. That lady attracts drama like a magnet.

That is the entire night tl;dr of why she brought your name up. My two cents, she wants no drama but can't help but bring it up or bring in her paranoia about her stalker/ex something into the threads. Anywho getting off topic, but I wanted to prevent your brain from melting from the amount of autism.
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>>4008328
/hhg/ is a lost cause at this point.
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Save us from lame drama, deer nips.
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>>4008338
Nuggs why you like deer nips so much?
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>>4008340
I’m not Nuggs. But deer nips are cute, what’s not to like?
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>>4008345
Oh I thought you were nuggs. He is a cute dork.
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>>4008328
>She wants to be left alone but brings her drama into the threads
It's like someone screaming "LEAVE ME ALONE" while screaming they're retarded in public. Thanks for the summary.
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>>4008328
>fake drawfag
Yeah, I literally have no idea. I only vaguely remember what happened the last time she had a meltdown. Something has to be crazy noteworthy for me to remember the specifics of a 4chan event years later. She doesn't really fall in that category, and I wouldn't be surprised if she is her own stalker. If by chance she's telling the truth, that's sad, but /hhg/ is not her personal blog or therapist. Unless her issues can circle around to being HH/HB adjacent she shouldn't spam it.
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>>4008349
I think she's all her friends and stalker at once and legitimately is schizoposting and can't control it. FUCK I WAS GOING TO POST A CUTE DEER IMAGE CAP HIT NOOOOOO
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>>4008351
Just a minute, I'm baking...
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>>4008353
I'm having deer withdrawals here!
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Migrate
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