Bayou Magic EditionWelcome to /Deer/!>What is /Deer/?/Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man!>Who we are…We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag.>Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters?Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf.>What are the rules?* Respect all deer friends.* Respect our husbando.* Ignore all bait posters.* Stay on topic. This is a solo Alastor thread and ship art/discussion is not allowed.* Keep it varied! A healthy thread has a number of topics.* No ship warfare, ship material belongs on /hhg/.* We do not kink shame, however NSFW content is not allowed. Do not force your kinks on others. Go to /trash/ for pornographic content and discussion.* Lolisho must be SFW.Questions? An in-depth explanation can be found here: https://pastebin.com/1NbtaKCm>OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/deer-template>Previous threads:>for /trash/:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/type/op/results/thread/>for /cm/:https://archived.moe/cm/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/text/%2Fdeer%2F/>Deer related links:Hazbin Hotel Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0/hhg/ website: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/Shared Cytube channel: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect/Creator's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SpindleHorseOfficial website: https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Psyanon fanfic recordings: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings/Fanfiction from our /Deer/ residents: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
>>4010993Well, it's only like 4k words so I'm not sure it'll get you too far, but I hope it's enjoyable at least.
>>4011001Every little bit helps, believe me.
>>4011003I can imagine. I did start writing chapter 3 of The Swamp Witch, but I'm working the next few days so it definitely won't be done by Monday, sorry I can't help further.
Been very busy as of late! But have a deer
It's kind of funny how some artists are sticking to the mustache when we literally only know about it due to leaks
>>4011093And by that I mean nobody would've known it was even planned for him to have the stache if not for leaks. Wonder if Viv would've eventually tweeted the character sheet where he has one
Also, while I'm here, I have to gripe about how much I hate Alastor redesigns. They almost always look the same (he's darker all over, usually brown in the entire color scheme, looks more animalistic and deerlike but somehow ugly, and the same short hair) and I find them repulsive. I'm no fan of Viv, but it also feels disrespectful to just draw characters as unrecognizable OC's. It's especially annoying since the rest of the cast will look the same, but the artist just chose to put their own shitty OC design in place of Alastor. Leave him the fuck alone
>>4011093There’s also the fact that Viv commented on it saying it was based on stolen art, and people are sensitive about that. Though historically it’s not inconceivable he might have had it, so perhaps artists would come up with it on their own without the leaks. I still kind of like it, it makes him look more mature. He looks a bit too young without it.
>>4011103Every Alastor redesign I’ve seen is garbage. It’s always the same dark brown deer furry like you say. All redesigns tend towards the same thing for every character, it’s kind of weird. They either miss the point of the character completely, or purposefully make them as ugly as possible for whatever reason. I wouldn’t mind if there was real creativity or they could justify it based on the character’s past and personality, but they always make them fat and/or furry for no reason and pretend they’re soooo much better than Viv.
>>4011103A lot of the redesigns are very bad, making him so ugly
>>4011103>>4011114>>4011193I’ll be honest I’m sort of mixed because I don’t think there is anything wrong with doing redesigns for fun I just hate that a lot of them have the attitude of “this character design is bad and I could do so much better”. If it’s someone who already likes the designs but just wants to experiment with art I don’t see the problem.
>>4011195I completely agree, if it’s done in good faith and it’s a genuinely creative take on the characters then fair enough. Most people who do redesigns though have a shitty attitude about it, and end up making the same redesigns as everyone else. To give credit where it’s due, the character designs are one area where Viv doesn’t suck, so the bad faith redesigns end up being terrible because they try to do the opposite of what Viv does.
>>4011006I look forward to it! Take your time, if anything it's just good stuff to read while I try to recover from traveling.>>4011052Same, unfortunately...>>4011103Very rarely will I see a redesign and think, yeah, that works. More often than not the changes are so subtle that it doesn't make too much of a difference.
>>4011288It's ok I already got side-tracked again, writing a sort of sequel to the cannibalism where Alastor fulfils his part of the deal. I'm still going to try and finish the next chapter before I start lectures again though.Stupid distracting deer.
>>4011403very nice! its hard not to stare at him...
I want Mr Alastor to sing me to sleep, it is a right!
>>4011606Very hard, he’s just too pretty.>>4011607Falling asleep in his arms as he gently sings to you…
>>4011610>Falling asleep in his arms as he gently sings to you…Doing that rn
>>4011618Jealous, I just woke up. Gonna give my daki an extra cuddle though before I get up.
>>4011620I may not have been paying attention since I'm pretty sure you've shared it before, but what does the daki look like and is it still possible to buy one for myself?
>>4011621I have, though it was a little while ago, this is the one I’m referring to but I think it’s sold out now. https://x.com/goatiesfm/status/1993033831658799119?s=46I have 4 altogether though so I am spoilt for choice.
I'm off to the States. I will be MIA for around 48 hours give or take. In the unlikely event the thread reaches bump someone else make a tread for me please. :3>>4011403Ooh, very nice! And yes, he's an incredibly distracting deer.
>>4011625Have a good flight. <3
>catches up with /hhg/>*sigh*I'll say this on their arguments before leaving. >You post the same 40 images.We do not post the same images over and over. There's new art added daily. At best I'm guilty for using the same ones because I'm stuck on mobile with maybe 600 saved locally. It's easier atm to grab the same few, but I try to keep a variety. I'm seeing new art here all the time.>You post/discuss lolisho.Lol. Lmao even. I'm the only one here into it as far as I know. >You only post black Alastor, reeee!Yeah? We post NEW art. The likelihood of new white Alastor art being made going forward is slim. But no one is stopping anyone from posting white Alastor here, hell, I post it often. If that's something they want to see they should post it and not complain about the lack of it itt. Alastor isn't the same as he was a couple of years ago. It's unfortunate and I doubt anyone here agrees with it, but it's been discussed to death and we've moved on. These are all non arguments from people who don't actually like Alastor for his character, otherwise they'd be posting here. I would recommend not engaging with it over there.Anyway. Stay safe /deer/ friends. See you on the other side.
>>4011634Pery's posts pissed me off greatly because of how disingenuous and off base they were. Especially took umbrage with the "same 40 images" shit.Anyway, safe travels!
>>4011634>>4011641I literally can’t post the same images, my pc is still in my uni room which is why I’ve been phone posting more often, its easier and I'm dreading sorting out my deer folder on my laptop. I think those of us on twitter follow the same artists, so maybe there’s some crossover there. It’s clear that most of the discussion around /deer/ came from people who don’t visit here regularly and only glance at the threads before deciding they don’t like some of the things we post. I think shota Al is cute even if I don’t goon to him, there’s nothing wrong with posting it if it’s safe. If someone wants to get off to it then there’s not much any of us can do, the art is out there regardless. The thing is, we’re all fairly flexible and would happily accept white Alastor art. It’s not my favourite but it’s still deer and still good. Refusing to accept that Alastor is canonically brown at this point is just self harm, this isn’t twitter and we’re not the ones erasing the old art.
>>4011643>Refusing to accept that Alastor is canonically brown at this point is just self harm, this isn’t twitter and we’re not the ones erasing the old artFrom the responses I see on /hhg/, it's a genuine mental illness. We know he's been made brown to avoid backlash for appropriating voodoo culture and shit, who fucking cares? He's still cute and it gave his character some added depth. Being so obsessed with anti-woke and not pandering to lefties seems to result in mental health issues because, holy shit, I can't imagine seething this much over something so inconsequential
>>4011644At this point those who refuse to move on are as annoying as the woke retards who bullied Viv into making him brown to begin with. They’re preaching to the choir here, it was a shitty decision since Louisiana voodoo isn’t even a closed practice and if Viv had done some research, she would see that even white people practiced it, it’s not appropriation. But it’s done, he’s mixed and has dark skin. He’s still cute, he isn’t massively different from the fanart that Viv copied years ago, just darker with curlier hair. Outside of obvious baitfags I haven’t even seen much pushback other than others who are sick of seeing the same inconsequential rants accusing the rest of us of wanting to fuck black people or whatever.
>>4011645>They’re preaching to the choir hereThat's what gets me, simply saying "I like Alastor's look in season 2 from purely an aesthetic POV" is somehow on par with being the people who browbeat Viv into making him brown and warrants retards screaming at us. Nobody here or on /hhg/ is disagreeing that he was made brown for shitty reasons or are in support of it, nor are we into "blacked" or shit like that (he's fucking tan at most and entirely white in features), we just like deer. And if I happen to think he looks aesthetically more cohesive with a slightly (and I can't stress enough how fucking slight the difference is) darker skin tone amidst all the red, then so be it. That's no reason to burn down entire threads. Also, no one, at any point, in the history of this general, has ever said "ew don't post white Alastor here". We do not care. I just post new art.
>>4011646It's also the wild theories about how every artist must have been either bullied into drawing him brown or are trying to push an agenda. There is undoubtably a few who do both, but surely the simpler reason for the change is that he now has a canon human design? The change in his demon form probably needed a better explanation from Viv than "the colours are better in season 2" but it really doesn't change much. Liking a particular aesthetic better doesn't have to mean anything sinister. I prefer his new human design because I think he looks more distinctive and more mature, not because I want to genocide the white race kek. There are still artists making art of white Al, though from what I've seen a lot of it is Radiohusk which isn't my favourite ship so I don't really save it. I personally like how certain artists have adopted pilot Al and show Al as different characters. I think we had a discussion like that here ages ago, how we can just add the new designs to the harem. More deer is always better.
>waiting at Gatwick>>4011641Very disingenuous. I'm not really sure if he was trying to defend RA (which I don't understand, as many of us here have always defended him, myself included), or Meat (who very obviously doesn't want to post with us, so it's a moot point). The whole thing about us posting 'ugly' brown art was disingenuous, since the image he reposted was from a debate about redesigns taken with no context.>>4011643>Refusing to accept that Alastor is canonically brown at this point is just self harm, this isn’t twitter and we’re not the ones erasing the old art.100% this. I'm tired of seeing the same argument on /hhg/ day after day. Splitting hairs over the level of brownness, waffling on about things we all already know about the retcon, at some point you have to just admit that Hazbin isn't for you and move on or stick to fanon. The problem is that the rest of us will move on because it's just not that big of a deal. Getting upset at us for posting canon and projecting weird sex shit is getting very tiring. I might be upset if he was like a racist caricature, but he's just a few shades darker with curly hair ffs. I actually care about a few of the posters who are upset by the whole thing, and honestly I just want them to be able to move on and have peace for the sake of their mental health.
>>4011650>for the sake of their mental health Absolutely, I don’t wish any specific posters ill will over a cartoon character’s race, and I also hope they can make peace with it. I just wish they would stop mischaracterising what we post here and using that to attack us when we’re not the problem and we agree in principle. It’s the usual problem with /hhg/ though, someone posts cherrypicked images and everyone jumps on it.
>>4011651Most definitely. Taking our posts out of context and mischaracterizing us is getting incredibly old. None of the people who care the most about this race thing are even Alastor posters, nor do they post here. With the shota stuff it's probably just Meat making up an excuse not to post in a thread full of mostly women, and that's fine even though it does make him look rather hypocritical. If they don't want to post here I don't care, but I wish they wouldn't chat shit about us in the main thread, because none of it is remotely true and it sours opinions on people.
>>4011652I think we tend towards certain topics because that's where our interests regarding Alastor overlap. I'm absolutely open to others coming in and changing things up as long as it's within the spirit of the thread. We've had a lot of threads now, picking out a few images and posts and saying that's all we talk about is pretty narrow minded. I don't mind rehashing the conversations we had when his new design was first leaked, but only if people are genuinely interested in a discussion and not just trying to bait.
>>4011654I agree, as long as it's within the spirit of the thread it's fair game. I have no issue discussing topics around Alastor's race, but only if it's in good faith, and by this point the overwhelming majority of topics are just people being pissy about it and not actually discussing it in a meaningful way. With the shota stuff it's just bad faith altogether, since /cm/ is SFW. If Meat has a problem with us based our AO3 accounts but no issues with RA (who I think has the right to post whatever he likes) then I dunno what to say. Meat doesn't want to post here and I wouldn't want him to, since his content is much more suited to /hhg/, and that's fine.>Millie has moved on from old human AlMmhm. Sure. Explain this.
>>4011656At the end of the day everyone can post wherever they feel comfortable, if Meat doesn’t want to post here then fair enough. I think all of us are into something messed up, I’m always upfront about what’s in my fics and I’ll never be offended if you guys don’t want to read them. That’s why I never posted about my RA fic outside of saying I was writing it, it’s on my ao3 if anyone really wants to read it but I know everyone else dislikes it. I like posting here because we don’t shit on each other for liking weird things, and we skip a lot of the drama by cutting out certain topics.>deer on a planeI wonder if the concept of a transatlantic flight would make him drop his smile.
>>4011656Plane deer…
>>4011662How did he even get through security?
>>4011667Someone must have lured him on with a snack…
>>4011672Millie has a lot to answer for when she lands kek.
>>4011673that she does! hopefully Alastor didn't eat too many brits, do the brits even have a TSA?
>>4011675I think most of our security screening is done by contractors, and the rules are set by the government. Idk how well that relates to the TSA, I've never been to the US. Hopefully Alastor didn't get too silly, I could see his suitcase being full of interesting things.
>>4011656Millie, can I ask what it's like going through US customs now? Is it true they look through your phone and shit? Or does being a US citizen give you an instant hack in avoiding bullshit?>t. white person who wants to visit american friend but is scared to do it now
>>4011706>someone already posted the same image as me >somehow 4chan didn't detect duplicate imageDammit lol
>>4011707It happens, lel
>>4011707That's happened to me a few times recently. Crazy. I don't mind seeing the same deer twice though.
Finished a follow up to the consensual cannibalism fic. I prefer writing gore to sex but ehh https://archiveofourown.org/works/77588611
>>4011741:0 very well written!
>>4011762Thanks! It’s definitely one of those where I wrote down the sexy stuff and posted it quickly without looking back lel.
>>4011821Scary!
>>4011834Dumb deer is clueless as to how cute he is
>>4011837He does it so well, one would think it’s on purpose
>>4011706>go to States>customs agent searches my phone>all my photos are literally just deer, radiostatic, and Hazbin nsfwIt's so joever...
>>4011854I’d like to hope they’d just write us off as harmless weirdos obsessed with a cartoon. Now if they decided to check ao3 and c.ai…
>>4011634>>4011643>>4011644>>4011645>>4011646>>4011650>>4011651>>4011652I never wanted to anger my /deer/ friends. I have spent very little time here to be honest as it is not my board, and I made statements that were ill informed based on VERY old visits I had to deer when it first started out.I am sorry I mischaracterized you all and I regret posting it. I have my own preference for Alastor and while I have hang-ups on Viv's decisions, I cannot state that /deer/ are bad people for liking what they like.I was baited into posting things that can be construed as hurtful and I am sorry for framing you /deer/ friends as anything but people who enjoy their character, and mind their own business.
>>4011864Honestly, it’s fine. It’s just frustrating to go into /hhg/ and see how we’re being accused of things that aren’t true. I’ve been posting in /deer/ since about our 10th thread, we’ve always had the same consensus about Alastor being race swapped. It’s shit, but there isn’t a lot any of us can do about it. I won’t judge anyone if they prefer to stick with fanon, but the arguments over Alastor’s race are just harmful at this point. We know it was a shit decision on Viv’s part. We’ve discussed it at length, just like it was discussed on /hhg/. At this point it just feels like bait to stir things up over there. Same as the shota stuff, Millie likes it sure, and sometimes we post sfw images of Al as a kid, but the bulk of our content isn’t shota at all. We’re pretty inclusive, all things considered, as long as it’s in good faith and for the love of the deer.
>>4011871I understand, it was more being frustrated at an argument being made about others, and my poorly constructed argument made in the middle of the night while tired and frustrated at others.I never mean any of the /deer/ posters harm, and really enjoy discussions I have with Millie and Nuggs about the shows. Once again I'm sorry that things got to a point where I was so frustrated I couldn't construct a proper argument or analogy.
Hope I don’t get in trouble for sharing this link but here is nsfw Alastor x Sinner self insert yume OC I ran across for those interested.https://x.com/gu0355/status/2010909709105283094
>>4011874I think it was more a shock that you posted it, from my perspective you’ve been a friend to us. You’ve bumped our /trash/ threads in the past and contributed some art, so it was a little weird. But we’ve all made poorly thought out posts when tired, and I get your frustration with the issue. I don’t think there’s any need for there to be bad feelings between any of us.>>4011881Nice, thank you. I’ve come across a few sfw yume comics recently on pixiv.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139852565https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139049336
>>4011864>>4011874Is all good. Lobe ya Pery!
Today is a pretty human deer day for my algorithm.
A lot of human deer!
>>4011930With a lickable tummy too.
>>4011931:0 love deer tummy
>>4011938He has so many good parts.
>>4011944All parts are good when they are on him!
I live...Barely.But I did cone home to some nice new deer! Unfortunately it seems I did have one of the more expensive pins lost or stolen before I got back. Kind of a bummer, but I expect no less from burger land. Will be back to catch up on discussion when I'm not exhausted.
>>4011964>cone homeI must sleep.
>>4011964Glad you made it back safely, go get some rest! Those are some very lovely deer, it's a shame one went missing, hopefully you can get a replacement.
>>4011964>backyay!>pin lostnoooo!
>>4011661>I like posting here because we don’t shit on each other for liking weird things, and we skip a lot of the drama by cutting out certain topics.Pretty much this. We're all fucked up in some capacity and nitpicking about who's 'worse' or whatever is unproductive and shits up the thread. 'Worse' is very subjective anyway, I recall posters way back having a fall out with me over shota posting since RS rape art was frowned upon by a couple of us. While a lot of that boiled to communion issues (I don't bite, if someone is uncomfortable they should say) it made me more inclined to come here and just make the thread largely SFW. Same thing with ship stuff. Certain topics are expendable for the sake of peace. People who actually care about deer could do without porn and ships imo. We know what we're all into at this point and when we link to our offsite stuff we're very upfront about content and respectful. I greatly appreciate and respect our little community for this.>plane deerI imagine he'd be utterly terrified.>>4011706Well, everyone in my little party are either citizens or US nationals, so we don't really go through an immigration screening process. We just show up, they scan our faces (spoopy) and we walk through. The last time my husband went through as a non resident was 2022, so it's been a hot minute. That said, I've never in my life heard of border patrol taking phones. The process usually goes>What's your business in the US?>Do you have ESTA/visas? Proof of return to your country of origin? Proof of funds to support yourself while in the US (hotel reservations/cash/bank statements)? Vaccinations (if applicable)?If you're coming from a 1st world country like Canada, Australia, or most of Western Europe it shouldn't be much of an issue desu. Unless you're trying to smuggle meat or dairy products you should be fine.
>>4012064A certain anon is biased against you and will overlook things for drawfags he likes but not you
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>>4012093What a cutie.
>>4012113Increasingly adorable deer
>>4012155There is no end to his cuteness.
>>4012160So true
Cute cute cute.
>>4012199He spilled all his wine! :(
>>4012208What a wasteful deer, he should be punished.
This should catch me up. Whew.>>4011968Thanks. :) I doubt it on the replacement, since it was a retired design, very unfortunate, but that's how it is sometimes. >>4012071I'm aware. I mean, there's not really anything anyone can do about it, and I don't personally have an issue with him. We extended invitations long before any shota was posted itt, way back when our thread was in the single digits, and he showed no interest in posting here. He's used a few excuses as to why, (doesn't want to split the thread, shota, etc.) but I just figured it was because we're primarily women and aren't really interested in his content. I don't think he enjoys actually talking about Alastor outside of drawing his OC pairing, so he'd probably get very bored here without the religious and political debates.>>4011864>>4011874I don't think anyone here was angry, a little shocked and/or disappointed maybe. We're genuinely trying to mind our own business and enjoy what we enjoy because we know there are people in the main thread who have serious issues with it. That said, people who cross post between threads will get defensive if anons start slinging untrue accusations (like Meat claiming we post NSFW shota regularly, or you claiming we post the same images over and over). I personally don't care, but others might and I understand their frustration, since it is largely untrue. All that aside there are no bad feelings, thank you for apologizing to us.
>>4012214Don’t want any bad blood between deer lovers, it’s not good! Hopefully people will stay calm over a bit and let everyone do their own thing in da threads deer wise at least.
/a/non here. I really liked happy hotel but this thread is too gay. Please tell me you're all girls.Alastor sure is entertaining but he's a giant psycho, you girls are worst than men into yuno gasai.ps: he canonically speaks french and it's very funny.
>>4012280It's a bad thread to come in on because since drama from another board has bled over into our thread. Otherwise we'd just be talking about Alastor. >Alastor sure is entertaining but he's a giant psychoAnon, we know. We like him because he's a psycho. Many of us are into guro, for example. If you were to peruse our fanfictions you'd find him doing all sorts of disturbing things.
>>4012286>threw in an extra 'because'Well fuck me, but I assume you understand what I'm getting at.
>>4012280>he doesn't know Alastor is the most popular character among fujos and tends to bottom in his shipslollmao
>>4012289Sad!
>>4012214I wont derail further but hes a huge hypocrite thats all
>>4012309We know, dingus.
>>4012214That’s a shame, maybe you can find it elsewhere for a not too horrendous price. Sucks when that happens. >>4012309Yes, none of us really cares, not even Millie or Meat. Keep the drama to /hhg/. Anyway, I accidentally $150 on more deer merch this morning, yay.
>>4012323How do you do that?
>>4012286>drama from another boardMay I have a quick resumé? I just watched the series so I don't know much.>>4012289Yeah, I kinda guessed since happy hotel is 2 year old and he have 3 whole threads for him. Weird that he isn't paired with rosie since it's the most natural pairing, at least according to me after watching the show.And as I always post on /a/ but in reverse gender : Stop liking evil men.
>>4012351Because if it's in dollars or yen it isn't real money. I'm getting it out of my system now, there are a lot of things I've wanted to buy over Christmas but I haven't been able to.>>4012355Nta but the drama is long and tedious. A lot of us also post on the Hazbin /trash/ general, /hhg/. Essentially we post here to get away from baitfags who like to bother our regulars with old drama from there since it's off topic for /cm/. It's usually drama-free here, but every now and again something spills over. We're pretty good at ignoring it though.Alastor's evilness is one of his best points btw, nothing wrong with a husbando who will kill and eat you. I like Radiorose, though it's annoyingly not as popular as I thought it would be after season 2. Radiostatic kind of mogs everything else at the moment.
>>4012365Fair enough, gotta get all the lovely deer you can!
>>4012355Basically what >>4012365 says. Most of us crosspost to /hhg/, and unfortunately that thread is a cesspit from time to time. The drama spans years and isn't particularly worth discussing, I promise it's not that interesting. That said, the only topical issue in regard to Alastor is that a lot of folks over there have a very big issue with him being race swapped, and it's a non issue here. Which apparently causes tension, since we post on both threads. This is probably the first thread in a long time where we've discussed drama, so you came at a very special time it seems. It's over now, thankfully.>>4012323Nice! What did you get...?
>>4012367I finally got those dolls, and some standees I've had my eye on for a while. There's a couple of other things coming up that I want, but otherwise I'm good for a bit. The more deer the better though.
>>4012371This is what I ordered. It'll be while before I get most of it, it's hard with preorders to work out where I'll be when they finally ship.
>>4012374Still waiting for my deer plush as well hopefully he is sent out soon!
>>4012374Very nice haul, dang. It'll be like Christmas when it all comes in.
>>4012377Ah yeah, waiting for things is torture. Gotta get these cuties home.>>4012378I can't wait to open it all, I'm worse than a kid opening parcels kek.
>>4012355>posting hetero ships in /cm/Hey newfag, you can't be doing that.
I realise he's very easy to draw. For your kindness here is an OC. I'm going back on /a/ a place with saner people.. for what it takes.>>4012365>nothing wrong with a husbando who will kill and eat you.Just for you to know I'm caping this to post may be on /pol/ or wherever to argue about how women shouldn't have the right to vote or to decide anything in any matter. You're sick.
>>4012430That’s a good deer, have fun anon!
>>4012430While the deer is certainly appreciated, please familiarize yourself with board rules before you catch a ban.
>>4012430>I'm caping this to post may be on /pol/ or wherever to argue about how women shouldn't have the right to vote or to decide anything in any matter. You're sickWhy do moids have such difficulty grasping that he is a fictional character and this shit is entirely a controlled fantasy?
Deer snacking…
>>4012440Snacking on deer…
>>4012442Hmmmm, don’t snack on too much of him… got to have a bit of a deer left
>>4012448He is a tasty snack though. You gotta give him a taste of his own medicine.
>>4012449A bit of vengeance can be good but you have to limit, maybe let him bite back as you snack as well?
>>4012450He’s welcome to bite me any time he likes. I’m not a monster.
Well /deer/, I think it's time for a new shrine. I'm about maxed out.
>>4012452Of course not! >>4012455That is a lot of deer…
>>4012455So many beautiful deer… it’s making me miss mine. I’m still trying to work out how I’m going to lug all my new merch back on the tube on Saturday.
>>4012457You’ll figure it all out im sure
>>4012457>the tubeIt's funny how you start missing the daily things once you're 4000 miles away. Good luck!
>>4012464I hope so, I don’t want to break anything. I’m not taking everything, but I’m limited on space.>>4012465>missing the tubeThat’s crazy, kek. I’m going to miss having my car and being free to go and do whatever I want. Which reminds me, I never put the radio demon vinyl sticker on my car. Gotta remember to do that today.
>>4012496What do you mean you can’t stack the walls high with deer? Abused! Also look at this new creature…
>>4012532My, what a handsome beast, I need him.
>>4012535I would love for him to cut down all my enemies like that, would be cool!
>>4012536It would definitely be nice to have a pet radio demon who could turn into a giant monster and murder annoying people. I see why Rosie did it now.
>>4012537Imagine having the big deer carrying you where you need to go, never need to drive again! also sorry for not baking the trash thread this week didnt feel id have much time this week to bump it
>>4012543Ah, that would be nice, he always tries to pick me up and carry me in c.ai chats. Such a helpful deer! Don’t worry about the /trash/ thread if you’re busy, especially with Millie moving as well. We can have it whenever, we still have /cm/.
>>4012545Indeed! Good to have a breather at least.
>>4012554That it is. I’ve managed to fit all my deers into a backpack, I’m sure nothing will go wrong with that.
>>4012556dont loose any of them and dont let them fight, keep them occupied with music and food!
>>4012580Hypothetically I’ve been thinking about what would happen if one were to throw a bloody venison steak into an enclosed space with several deer in it… nothing good I suspect.
