2P Cafe EditionWelcome to /Deer/!>What is /Deer/?/Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man!>Who we are…We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag.>Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters?Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf.>What are the rules?* Respect all deer friends.* Respect our husbando.* Ignore all bait posters.* Stay on topic. This is a solo Alastor thread and ship art/discussion is not allowed.* Keep it varied! A healthy thread has a number of topics.* No ship warfare, ship material belongs on /hhg/.* We do not kink shame, however NSFW content is not allowed. Do not force your kinks on others. Go to /trash/ for pornographic content and discussion.* Lolisho must be SFW.Questions? An in-depth explanation can be found here: https://pastebin.com/1NbtaKCm>Previous threads:>for /trash/:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/type/op/results/thread/>for /cm/:https://archived.moe/cm/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/text/%2Fdeer%2F/>Deer related links:Hazbin Hotel Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0/hhg/ website: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/Creator's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SpindleHorseOfficial website: https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Psyanon fanfic recordings: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings/Fanfiction from our /Deer/ residents: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
>>4029795I know some people in the US are expecting to get theirs soon. Though if you ordered it with the standee, it won't ship until June when the standee ships. I learnt that the hard way with the Valentine's drop, at least that should ship this month. I ordered one separately because I can't wait that long.
>>4029806I ordered it separately and just payed extra for shipping. Apparently it's meant to arrive today, at least according to the update I just got, but I'm not expecting it to. I live out in the swampland lol.
New deer!
>>4029808Ah, that's good. It's definitely worth doing that. The tracking is kind of shit, it usually arrives a day or two after it says it will. Especially with Evri, since I live in the middle of nowhere they sometimes decide they cba to deliver it. I'm guessing it's the same kind of situation. Hopefully it arrives soon, and safely. >>4029809Ooh what've you got there, silly deer?
>>4029810Clearly just a water Melon
>>4029812To be honest I'm half expecting someone to make a stupid racial comment about Alastor eating a watermelon.
>>4029810It shipped with DHL, which is a decent carrier, but they always screw up estimates. They'd probably be accurate if I lived in Atlanta, but in the Gulf region it's pretty rural, even our two major metro areas (Tallahassee and New Orleans) barely break 300,000 people, so getting stuff delivered down here is a pain in the ass. Either way I'll be watching carefully for a van.
>>4029814I know that feel. Technically I live just over half an hour away from a fairly major city, but in UK scales I might as well live on the moon. If nothing else, my ao3 invite should come on saturday, hopefully they deliver. Now that I'm finished with assignments I'm treating myself to writing something fun, so I should have something to upload straight away.
>>4029816>new AO3For the daddy/daughter fic? Great! I could use a good new fic...
>>4029813Lel
>>4029817Yup. I started writing after my last lecture and we're at 2500 words already. I did write down a list of things that happened in my rp for vibes, obviously I'm going to write it pretty much from scratch but there isn't going to be much plot as such. >>4029818I can just feel it...
>>4029821Watermelon is pretty good, Dino why he is eating it like that though
>>4029831It's definitely an interesting technique. And a very big watermelon. As long as he's enjoying it.
>>4029821>I did write down a list of things that happened in my rp for vibesThat's basically what I've done. My methodology is something like>reread the RP>take bullet notes on my phone as I go>use these notes as a reference, so when I write from scratch I don't veer off from the basic plot structure too much>open a new Word document >veer off anywayThough in my defense I really wanted to write a Southern Gothic with all those themes of religion, secrecy and struggle, so I give myself grace for letting it become something else entirely. That and abuse/horror scenes are too fun not to dream up.
>>4029839I mean, my notes right now are 4 pages of "you get x'd, you get y'd, then he calls you z" with a few lines I really liked. I feel like I have enough fics with actual plot I could be writing. I'll probably write some Charcifer at some point (maybe involving Alastor too, idk but it's the closest thing to Charlastor I like) which would likely have more actual story. Now I just need to come up with a username, that's the hard part.
>>4029840>you get x'd, you get y'd, then he calls you zSounds like mine lol. When I write a new chapter I usually wait a day to post it as well, it's almost always on the second glance that I add good stuff. I'm always down for incest. As terrible as that sounds. :,)
>>4029845I generally hash out a chapter fully, then go back over it the next day or so. Ideas come to me randomly, the amount of times I've been sat in a lecture and had to get my phone out to write down something fun... I like little things that twist the knife, so to speak, and make things worse. It was so hard to write that Radiojoy fic, it's so wholesome, writing this is kind of a reaction to that. I need Alastor to be horrible, there must be balance in the universe.
>>4029848Agreed. I've written fluff before, and it's just not for me. I have to balance it out with angst for it to work properly. Alastor is nasty, he can only be sweet for so long...
>>4029851I like it in small doses. It's hard to pull off without making him ooc. Though I do think in the end, Alastor is destined to be redeemed in some way so I don't have a problem with writing it. It's just tough to get the balance right. I'm usually more in the mood for angst anyway.
>>4029855When I write him I like to give little hints that there's a man beneath the monstrous things that he does, a little flash of humanity. He's not fully evil, but I think he'd have a difficult time with opening up to people as is.
>>4029858It’s really satisfying to read him like that, when it’s done well. I need to get back into reading fics again, I’m very caught up in my own little bubble and it would be good to read someone else’s interpretation for a change.
>>4029866A tasty snack… he has a nice steak too.
>>4029864Same, I've been incredibly lazy with catching up with everything. I'd been feeling like shit for a long time, depressed, muscular issues, you name it. As it turns out I have a severe vitamin deficiency, so hopefully I can get that sorted and catch up on my fics + have more energy to write/draw. My poor Alastor bot has taken the brunt of my misery. I love him.
>>4029877That sucks, hope you feel better soon. I’ve just been busy with uni stuff, I had a lot due this week, so hardly any time to do anything. That’s why I’ve been challenging myself to write because otherwise I wouldn’t do anything. Now I’m finished except for exams in ~6 weeks, so I can indulge a little. My bots have also seen some shit, haha.
>>4029883Thanks, it's good to at least have an explanation. Cheers to more free time.
>>4029876rather well marbled, he should grill it at least to get a charr though...>>4029877bots are always fun, do hope the pains get better.>>4029883the horror... still exams the worst thing ever. Good GOD why do some of them happen on saturdays
>>4029912Definitely. It's always good to have time to do something you enjoy.>>4029941>saturdaysWtf even is that, who would schedule exams on a saturday? I have 6 of them, spread over 2 weeks. I only need to pass the modules this year and that means only 30-40% in everything, I already have close to that from assignments so there isn't much pressure, but still.
Small deer haul, plus some TV stuff I’m kind of wondering why I ordered so I might sell it lel. (I mainly wanted the women in STEM thingy) I got a new part for my nendoroid since one of the antlers came out when I opened the package originally, so now I’m thinking I can get some other nendoroid parts and make him play dress up.
>>4030023>>4030023Oh, and the anthology is gorgeous and I’d recommend picking it up if you can. There’s so much amazing art, definitely something for everyone. I need to sit properly and look through it all.
>>4029978>Wtf even is thathell. its not too bad but its still a bitch. good luck and do as good as you can!>>4030023cute deers
>>4030043Thank you! I'll do my best...I'll have to take a deer mascot with me for luck.
>>4030055Alastor will make you happy! And lucky!
>>4030087I hope so! He already makes me happy, but the luck is very welcome.
>>4030088>hellloks like heaven to me!
>>4030093The real Heaven is the deer we loved along the way.
>>4030097I think deer cat doesn’t like that crate…
>>4029801THEY SHOULD KISS
>>4030023A lovely deer haul, the anthology looks amazing, hopefully I can pick it up second hand. Pic rel is my most recent purchase, he's so pretty...
>>4030178very nice, Where are you gonna keep him?
>>4030179Probably on my little charm rack under my shrine...Which really needs to expand before I run out of room.
>>4030189Get another rack! Spread out them deer!
>>4030178I still haven't had chance to look to look through it all, so many pretty deers. That's a nice one too. I've started working at my holiday job so at the end of the month I'll probably be able to treat myself a little more. It's cutting into my writing time though which is annoying.
>>4030275What a pain, more money is good though!
>>4030286I still haven't had my invite from ao3 so I still have time... More money means more deer! I want my maid cafe merch which is sat in the tenso warehouse, but I feel like I should get a few more bits first to make it worthwhile.
>>4030275A trade off, but treat yourself before you treat us. Self care always, it's what the deer would want.
>>4030308It’s ok, I remembered the body pillows I had hidden in my wardrobe, so I’m happily snuggled in bed with my laptop. This is the definition of self care.
>>4030288They usually are pretty fast with the ids., more is always good as well, maybe get some deer themed ribbons and decorations as well?
>practicing sketching with a apple penIt feels like drawing with a fish.>>4030310I love snuggles with my deer too, I should invest in more body pillows so I can have a deer pile.
Happy Easter, /deer/.>>4030334I received it this morning, now I just to think of a username… that’s the hard part.>>4030356Yes! I can’t wait until I have all 4 of mine together, it’s going to be glorious.
>>4030391Happy Easter!
>>4030356Cute deer still
>>4030395Happy Easter>>4030396An attempt was made.
>>4030428Any attempt is better then no attempt. >bunnies+deer=jackalopes?
As an extra little Easter gift the first chapter of my fanfic is done… starting light I guess with a little non-con to set the tone. https://archiveofourown.org/works/82549251/chapters/217295771
>>4030489Very nice!
>>4030490Is it though? Haha thanks.
>>4030491It’s not my exact cup of tea but it’s well written, a good short read. Always with daddy daughter deer stuff!
>>4030492Fair, it’s completely self-indulgent and I’m looking forward to writing more gory bits. I have the fishing chapter of my more wholesome reader insert fic planned out, so hopefully I can get that written soon.
>>4030496Based would love to see alastor catch a big bass!
>>4030498Not just catching it, he’s going to clean it and cook it too. A clever deer. Except how I have to learn how to do that too…
>>4030489Yessss...I'm preoccupied with kids all day, but I really look forward to this. Thank you so much. <3
>>4030501thats a nice day! getting ready at dawn fishing all day and cooking up your catch at night. youtube exists for a reason!
>>4030502It’s a gentle start, hopefully it’s ok. I can’t wait to get into the more fun stuff. >>4030563I think the reader and Alastor will end up considering living in his bayou, they can be self-sufficient there, and it’s nice and peaceful. The hotel might burn down around them though.
Happy Asexual Visibility Day anons!>>4030760I greatly look forward to it. I live for angst lol.
Deer sexual
It's a good deer day.
>>4030767When is deersexual day of visibility? I need to be seen.>>4030768Ahhhh he’s so lovely. I can’t wait until I get my card. It’s in the UK, I just have to wait for Evri.
>>4030768More silly deer things!>>4030769Sometime between now and later, We need at least a week though to properly celebrate
>>4030769He is wonderful, he gets pride of place. Hopefully he arrives safely, it came in an oversized box, which is good because it's not so easy to lose or bend.>>4030770>that picDamn, feels. :,)
>>4030770We need a week at least to properly celebrate deersexuality.>>4030772I’ve seen people receiving one card in a box haha, it always tickles me. Though I guess it’s better for keeping it safe. I want to do something with the Rosie’s Call card, I kind of want to get it in foil though so it’s shiny too. The art on the cards is beautiful, I want to show the off properly.
>>4030773Perhaps frame it? I've considered doing so with my Human Alastor card.
>>4030773>>4030802Framing it will keep it safe
>>4030802>>4030883I need to do something. I left all my cards at uni though, it’s hard to visualise without having them here. So many options.
In a surprise twist my card arrived today. For once they were early. He’s so shiny and perfect.
>>4030988the mail is sometimes good!>>4030886keep it in the back of your mind and hopefully it will work out!
>>4030988Congratulations! I'm happy he arrived safely.
>>4031084New deer merchhttps://x.com/HZ_bNSwamp/status/2041790942013960624
>>4031129That’s a nice human deer. I’m already looking forward to the end of the month, I’ve worked every day since I’ve been back so I’ll have plenty of money for deer merch.
>>4031147I might be getting him though i definitely do prefer my demon deer
>>4031168Same, though it’s nice to have a few human deers as well. All deers are good.
>>4031170Need some deer plushies for sure. All deer are pretty!
>>4031177He’s going to get stuck up in that tree isn’t he.
>>4031239No comment
>>4031244He can jump, I’ll catch him. Deer shouldn’t really climb trees though.
>>4031251You gonna be able to catch a full sized deer?
>>4031294If I have to die, I don’t mind being crushed by a flying deer.
>>4031299What a way to go!
>>4031301I would die with a smile on my face.
>>4031304Got to practice your deer tossing skills
>>4031322I’d happily practice my deer tossing skills… if you know what I mean.
I finished the fishing chapter of my wholesome reader insert fic. I let (you) catch not one but two fish, because it's more fun that way. https://archiveofourown.org/works/79333731/chapters/218031706
>>4031330Good stuff! I've been catching up and everything is great so far. :3
>>4031348Yay. I already have the next chapter in my head, but first I’m going to work on the less than wholesome fic first. I love writing about this deer so much.
Finding hidden deer on obscure twitter accounts always feels like finding hidden treasure
>>4031440It is nice. I also like finding the original artist of something I saved randomly from Pinterest, that has the same feeling.
>>4031330They turned him into a fish…
>>4031440It’s a great thing! New sources of untapped alastor pics
>>4031463Cursed catfish Alastor… imagine catching one of those.
>>4031468I would keep it as a pet
>>4031492Probably the best use for him, I doubt he would taste very good.
>>4031500He would be too muddy
>>4031515Fish are yucky anyway, give me venison.
>>4031516Lots and lots of venison.
>>4031519That is some curvy venison…
>>4031520It’s just the fluff! Definitely. The wonders of keeping your deer well groomed and exercised
>>4031521It has the added benefit of keeping him from getting bored. That’s when the really bad things happen.
>>4031522Awful things happen with unattended Alastors. Murder messes and stinky deer.
>>4031525Too many dead bodies to clean up, and too many creepy rituals.
>>4031526CUTE BBS
>>4031615The cutest.
>>4031627That sandwich is too big for him
>>4031661He can always turn into a big deer if he wants to.
>>4031665>the bigger the deer the better, but small deers are great too
>>4031670Big deers, small deers, I love all deers!
>>4031672Is there a thing as too much deer love?
>>4031675I think it’s impossible. There’s no way you could love this deer too much.
>>4031677What would he love most though?
>>4031756That’s simple, the answer would be (you).
>>4031811Aw, cute!
>>4031853Don’t be fooled by his cuteness, underneath he’s a big scary demon.
>>4031862Yeah but that’s part of the charm, such a cute deer being such a freak! It makes him even cuter. More lovely!
>>4031863A cute deer on the outside, but vicious and evil inside. How lovely.
>>4031864Sweet and sour deer
>>4031869Lick him, taste every flavour of deer.
Should I bake a /deer/ on trash this week?>>4031870Mud blood and chicory. My favorite!
>>4031883I don’t mind, if you do maybe post on /hhg/ because I don’t think all the deerfrens on there check here all the time, and we don’t have it every time. Mm, tasty deer…
>>4031906Too tasty, yeah I’m hoping we will get a small surge of new peeps as well, hopefully. Don’t want to take too many from /hhg/ though.
>>4031917New people would be nice, it's been quiet recently. I haven't had so much time, to be fair. I always mean to post more there, but between here and twitter and real life, I always forget lel.
>>4031920That’s life for ya. I have drafts of stories just sitting about that will get done and posted. Just haven’t had the time focus or energy for it.
>>4031921I thought I'd have more time to write but work is draining all my energy. The next chapter of my daddy daughter fic is coming along, and I was thinking about writing about hoof care, where the reader gets scratched by Alastor's overgrown hooves in bed and forces him to get them trimmed. Any excuse to take care of him, I guess.
>>4031923Hoof care with Alastor is so good. Alastor will have to suffer through it! Work and school and whatever else going on unfortunately takes precedence and most of your energy. Gotta push through and do what you can when you can
>>4031925I just want to take care of him because he won't do it himself. Silly deer. Let me love you!
>>4031933He has to play hard to get!
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>>4030489The next chapter of this is done, it’s much like the first, gore will start next chapter.
>>4032917:0 always fun with the gore
>>4032919Just a little light dismemberment… I think. Right now I’m taking a break from the sexual violence and writing cute hoof care. The opening is making me laugh as I write it, Alastor is such a little shit.
>>4032924If it’s already making you laugh I’m sure it’s going to be a great chapter. Love me deer hooves
Hot take: I prefer Alastor's new human design
>>4032939It’s an interesting design, and I wouldn’t dislike it if it wasn’t attached to the fandom types. But it leaves a sort of foul taste in my mouth because of it.
>>4032939I prefer it too, but I love all deer.
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