Shota's day editionPrevious: >>4036632Girly shota: >>4026428 Kemono shota: >>4003971 Muscle shota: >>3991400 Man x shota: >>4027718
They deserve their own month.
geeze take time to breath shobros you're going like a thread a day
>have a boys' day and a girls' day>boys' day gets changed to children's day>girls' day remains unchangedAnd it's especially retarded in this case with how martially themed it is.
sucking links penis
>>4037002It's one guy who likes to dump 50 images in a go every day.
>>4036980It's also Gon's birthday! Say something nice about him!
>>40370145-10 image dumps are fairly common and definitely done by more than just one anon. The 20+ ones are not that common and haven't happened in the last several threads.
>>4037016He is very hot.
>>4037004everyday is a boys' day
>>4037016mine as well, and also I love boy He's just like me fr>>4036997<3
>>4037004That's our culture. Females get venerated, males get ignored.
>>4037005With him showing his pits and looking down at me with a smug grin ToT
>>4037016He and his bf are true love incarnated. I hope he has a fantastic day.>>4037021As well as you, anon. Happy birthday!
>>4037021
>>4037026>>4037027<3<3
>>4037026>>4037028
>>4037028What’s happening here?
I know you are all adhd riddled zoomers but cant you seriously wait for doing children´s day theme for actual children´s day? There is so much you could have done in May instead.
>>4037053These threads have been lasting about a day and a half to two days lately. So by the time the next thread is made, it might not even be boys' day anymore. And I'd forgotten what day it was. So if I'd made it, I would have done something else and missed the opportunity. So I'm glad OP chose this for the edition.It's also already May 5th in Japan.
>>4037053We can just do it twice :)
>>4037030smol male tum>>4037052Boy appreciation
What does Link smell like?
>>4037060Sunshine, tree sap, sweat.
>>4037060boysmell ToTDid that thing just call him a faggot?
>>4037060Link would have a very complex smell. The most dominant notes would be sweat and smoke. There would also be a generalized botanical layer made up of myriad grasses, herbs, flowers, and tree sap as the other anon mentioned. Then there would be traces of gunpowder, animal dung (mostly horse), metal, and blood. And all of this has been plunged into both sea and swamp water and then dried in the sun.
>>4037063>Did that thing just call him a faggot?Play Majora's Mask. Right now!
>>4037064Good answer. He’d have irresistible pheromones packed in there though right?
>>4037064>>4037065How much do you think Link got for selling his body to Morshu
>>4037065I will when I can, fren
>>4036994Every day should be shota day
It is also apparently Conan's birthday.
>>4037102love boy
>>4037102>>4037104Appreciate boy
>>4037063>that thing Apologize! That's Link's bratty monster shota best friend!
>>4037111CheckedDidn't know>>4037105That too
>>4037120
>>4037122Cute
>>4037024Men just hide their relationships with males. Trust me, if they weren’t raised the way they were, guys would be openly chasing males.
>>4037125<3
>>4037052Gon bent over and grabbed his ankle
>>4037144Hug <3
Your answer, Nazi shotacon?
>>4037152Protect all shos no matter what
>>4037155How do you fuck up bad enough to need band-aids in that many specific spots
>>4037152Execute his parents for hurting his pp (tell him we exiled them to Madagascar). Then enlist him in the Hitler Youth, where hopefully he can be rehabilitated with sufficient Aryan shota kisses.
>>4037156Jumped into a cactus bush
>>4037156They probably have the belief that if a band-aid makes you feel better, then lots of ban-aids will have a stronger effect. Or maybe they just think sticking band-aids everywhere is funny, specially if they have unique drawings.t. wasted lots of band-aids as a kid for those reasons.
>>4037156You have to keep in mind that shos are a little retarded, which is why they need to be protected
>>4037152love boy, I suppose
Always remember that no matter how bad things get, you could have grown up into a person that hated shotas.
Tickling sho!
>>4037203What a horrible existence that would be
>>4037217For every happy smiling sports sho there's the one on the other team that's crying because his deadbeat dad that's living vicariously through him making him play a sport he doesn't even like is going to yell at him or beat him for losing the game
>>4037225That's the sho who most needs your affection
>>4037227From good sport fren on the winning team that abandons his own team's celebration when he sees his opponent crying alone and start a lifelong friendship with who ends up becoming his inspiration for loving the game and becoming his rival!
>>4037228And lover?
>>4037152>"Wow, anon, that's incredible>you actually protected a Jewish boy by sheltering him in your attic>never allowing him to leave, not even for a moment>constantly near to you, intimately sharing each moment of your life >for 6 years?!">haha i guess I'm just really benevolent hahaTruly a hero.
>>4037225>deadbeat dad that's living vicariously through himMy dad was one of these (no beating) and winning or losing was largely irrelevant. He didn't get especially mad when we lost. But he also got no less intense and fun destroying when we won. I'd never thought of it before now, but it also completely backfired. Him making me hate sports was the primary reason I became an unathletic geek.Let this be a lesson. Sporty shos do not come from that kind of environment.
>>4037239Why couldn't we have traded? I loved sports but mine helicopter parented me in to having to quit every one that I ever played, and I was good at all of them (except basketball) but they'd make up excuses to not take me to practice so I couldn't play because not enough practices made, or make a huge deal out of every minor scratch or bruise, which in turn made me unpopular in school because during practice seasons the coaches would build a team with me in a starting position, then I'd almost always have to quit because of parent related reasons and that fucked the team over.
>>4037247You would not have wanted my dad. And from the sound of it, I would not have wanted your parents, either. Shitty parents are just shitty parents and no one would benefit from them.You're also somewhat misunderstanding me. I didn't innately dislike sports. In college I found out I do enjoy sports, can be decent at some of them, and am plenty competitive. But I couldn't learn that until I was away from my father forcing his way into and taking over everything I did to make it about him.Even though people do talk about the importance of male role models, I still think it is massively underappreciated just how influential they are on a boy's life and development. I think this is why man x sho dynamics have had such enduring popularity in spite of growing taboos against them. It's tapping into a natural understanding that a boy's relationship with the men in his life is the single greatest influence on who he will become.
Love boy!
>>4037254Killua is so stylish.
>>4037251It's quite a shame that boys today only really have one relationship with an adult male, and one without any qualifications that award him the right to that position.
>>4037255That's because he's zesty af
>>4037257He's sexy af* fixed it for you :)
Imagine how cute it would be if a shota didn't want to be a big kid anymore and wanted to return to the comfort and care of his earliest years.
>>4037267It's cuter when they use the toilet imo
>>4037267Oh, you want to return to the comfort and care of your earliest years, huh? *pulls my lactating nipple out*
>>4037270Why do shos love Minecraft so much?
>>4037272They yearn for the mines
>>4037267ignoring the diaper stuff, that's really just how i see a quarter of the users feel.I don't know if I want to take care of them or join them but whatever the case I hope they find a cure.
>>4037272>MIIIIIIIIINE DIIIIIIIIIIAMOOOOOOOOONDS
>>4037152Jew shos are victims of an insidious culture
>>4037267>return to the comfort and care of his earliest yearsThis would imply he doesn't feel adequately comforted and cared for now. And that would be sad. This is why it is imperative to love boy.>>4037276I think there's way more anons who had a bad or at least regret filled childhood and want to be a sho again for a do over.
>>4037272Sad the chicken jockey meme died so quickly, would've liked to see art of a sho making a chicken jockey joke.
>>4037272>why do shos like legos but vidya?Truly a mystery.
>>4037297It's Lego not legos
>>4037298Thank you, resident Lego™ brand manager.
>>4037267Try to be a little more subtle diaperfag
>>4037315
Emizel best disgaea boy
>>4037320The Silly
>>4037322>>4037323How dare they bully him.
>>4037264
>>4037338My brain is incapable of fully processing this image.
>>4037338Cute!>>4037339Boyfriends share clothes all the time
>>4037319Sorry, that'd be laharl
>>4037339boy<3boy>>4037341:3
>>4037339
>>4037342So what was in that embarrassing photo he was being blackmailed over in that one chapter?A lot of people say it was crossdressing, but I want to think it was something lewder.
>>4037325why is he so sad?
>>4037346They look like they suck dick at truck stops for $5
>>4037358His dad didn't show up for his birthday. Again.
>>4037360His dad needs to get sucker punched
>>4037342What's the story with this guy? Why doesn't he put a shirt on?
>>4037359If you we’re a cute sho wouldn’t you?
When you say "love all shotas", does that mean ALL shotas? Is there a species of shota you would be unable to love? Black shotas? Pajeet shotas? JEWISH shotas???
>>4037369Loving feels better than hating
>>4037369Yes, love all shotas. There are some that I don't personally find as cute. And many shos are unfortunately born into bad cultures that negatively affect them. But all shos deserve love.
>>4037369Obviously preferences exist, but all shotas should still be loved in some way.
>>4037376>>4037377>>4037377You all passed the test :) this is truly the best thread on this entire hellsite
>>4037380Sorry I meant to reply to this >>4037378
>>4037369Nah, the uggos and deformed and handicapped and minorities don't deserve love, only the aryan ones
>>4037386So you feel proud of yourself when you say things like that?
>>4037369Yes, genuinely love and protect all shos no matter what, the world will become a better place because of it.
>>4037387Proud? Why would I be proud of answering a question? Cute pic
>>4037369I can still love them even if I feel they don't deserve cuddles or kisses, and that would only happen if they are [spoiler]straight and love milfs[/spoiler]
>>4037394Not sure what happened to my spoiler but whatever
>>4037396Can't spoiler on this board you big dumb idiot newfag, now go look in the mirror and call yourself cute 10 times as punishment
>>4037369I love all shotas but some more than others. It is what it is.
>>4037399do you think they even know their tails are gay?
>>4037394All shotas are gay, no exception. Most just don't realize it yet. They love milfs until a big adult COCK is inside of them.
>>4037404Shotas hate milfs
>>4037362He's a demon boy that likes doing rebellious things like that.
>>4037404Is this why I get an intense urge to breed whenever I see shotas acting straight?
>>4037407>the crumpled up tissuesImagine the smell in that room…
OG shota
FAT shota
>>4037404but why are they so gay?
>>4037342That's not taro
>>4037413That's not generic skull mage boy
>>4037414That's not Zed
D-don't forget about Suisen!
>>4037416Suisen's passive is very strong. best boy (in his own game)
>>4037412because boy love boy <3
Best shota brothers ever
Does it make me a cuck if I'd be okay with my shota boyfriend having sex with other cute shota?
>>4037425No. That is the way of the samurai.
>>4037288Even with a good childhood, I think it's normal to miss it. Nobody ever tells a shota the last time he will ever be picked up, or tucked into bed. It just happens.
>>4037427>Nobody ever tells a shota the last time he will ever be picked up, or tucked into bed. It just happens.
>>4037422Love and cherish the Elrics <3
>>4037430If he gets a good boyfriend there won’t be a last time
>>4037415>less than 100 fanartGTFO
>>4037425Shos belong with other shos.
>>4037436>quantityfagYou are a normalfag and soulless and you dont love boys
>>4037413>accuses his older brother of sexual harassmentHe needs correction.
>>4037386Like I said, preferences are out there.
>>4037386This anon is falseflagging to make us aryan sho lovers look bad.
>>4037366I would charge more
>>4037346That blond boy is exactly my type.
>>4037459What a brat!
>>4037462Any other examples of this type?
>>4037459You don't need any help looking bad
>>4037474>>4037476>>4037477shos are so cute and precious
>>4037386Quite the bold statement to make in a thread with 90%+ of the shota posted being Japanese or from a Japanese fantasy series that presumably features characters meant to look Japanese. Hell, the thread theme is for a Japanese holiday.
>>4037425Yeah, but whats wrong with that?
>>4037480Racists aren't known for their intellect
>>4037482>He says while posting only attractive shos, in threads that are 99% not who you're simping for
>>4037386rules of nature
>>4037480With how much I've seen twitter users seethe about the Japanese, you'd think they were white people. They're even starting to become "acceptable targets" of racist jokes lately.
>>4037480I don't agree with that anon, but posting Japanese shos doesn't really contradict him. The Japanese are officially honorary Aryans. I'm pretty sure they're the only entire ethnicity that was granted that designation.Anyway, what's with all the crying about racism all of a sudden? Most of the people on this site are at least somewhat racist. It's not a big deal. You can even be racist and still love all shotas.
>>4037484I don't argue with racists. Just go do everyonr a favor and kill yourself, you waste of skin
If you can't love a sho because of their race, then you might be a hole
>>4037489Everyone is at least a little bit racist imo.It's basic human nature that can't really be overcome completely. The ones that virtue signal about how non-racist they are tend to be the most guilty of racism.
>>4037491"[A] hole", as in "a-hole"/asshole, or as in a woman?
chocolate shos ToT
You make one racist joke and people start losing their minds. People have such thin skin a light breeze could cut them.
>>4037496It's because people are so disconnected. It takes very little for them to write others off as worthy of death or pain. Shos need good boyfriends so they dont end up like this.
>>4037495Where? I don't see any. If they're cute like Hop or Goh then post them. They may be less than 1% of the shos posted, but they are still cute!
>>4037503Imagine the sex…
>>4037490It's not an argument, it's a fact being stated. It does not require your input.
>>4037503
>>4037508Cute! and not too be conflated with what he's not
>>4037506I will
I love brown shos but sadly i can't think of many and even then a lot of them are fake brown because they're just tanned.
>>4037506Ash had so many boyfriends and nobody noticed until now lol
>>4037001
>>4037524Ash is a promiscuous hoe.
>>4037524He never seemed to be as gay with the previous ones.
>>4037521Personally, I prefer brown shos to be tan. Tan shos come with the implication that they are outdoorsy.
>>4037528He lowkey kinda is.>>4037529I mean they couldn’t just put it in there, there’s still too many brainwashed goofs out there. I think they did a good job of implying it for casuals, while people who watched could see it.
>>4037533I just think it wasn't intended until Goh. I don't think anyone working on the anime was shipping Ash with Brock or Tracey. But they were definitely shipping Ash with Goh.
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