Never Fully Dressed EditionWelcome to /Deer/!>What is /Deer/?/Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man!>Who we are…We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag.>Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters?Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf.>What are the rules?* Respect all deer friends.* Respect our husbando.* Ignore all bait posters.* Stay on topic. This is a solo Alastor thread and ship art/discussion is not allowed.* Keep it varied! A healthy thread has a number of topics.* No ship warfare, ship material belongs on /hhg/.* We do not kink shame, however NSFW content is not allowed. Do not force your kinks on others. Go to /trash/ for pornographic content and discussion.* Lolisho must be SFW.Questions? An in-depth explanation can be found here: https://pastebin.com/1NbtaKCm>Previous threads:>for /trash/:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/type/op/results/thread/>for /cm/:https://archived.moe/cm/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/text/%2Fdeer%2F/>Deer related links:Hazbin Hotel Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 [Open]/hhg/ website: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/Creator's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SpindleHorseOfficial website: https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Psyanon fanfic recordings: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings/Fanfiction from our /Deer/ residents: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
>>4045444It was just a few sketches, but he was so pretty. Ugh. Japan has more new merch coming though, so that’s good.
>>4045452I can't afford to ship large items because it's still not economical to come to the US. This is pain, but I'm happy for the Japs.
>>4045453Annoying. I wish they would bring more of the Japanese merch to other countries. We need deer too.
>>4045455The UK has it worst if I'm being honest.
>>4045470Thanks I feel so seen. I even have to order the banpresto plushies from fucking US Amazon, that’s so dumb. I’m slowly collecting as much Alastor merch as possible through Vinted though, soon I’ll have the largest concentration of deer on this entire island.
>>4045473I'm in a privileged position where I'm able to have things shipped in Europe and the US, all I need now is a Japanese address.
>>4045474Thank god for tenso and my limited ability to read moonrunes. I’ve said it before, the hardest things to get here are the Hot Topic merch because the shipping is so needlessly expensive and has been for years, and most of the secondhand HT stuff ends up on mercari which is even worse for us. Ah well. I’m currently suffering because I send all my merch back yesterday, all I have is a plushie and a handful of my most valuable cards. I’m such a loser.
Lucky i don’t have to deal with that too often as i don’t order too much deer merch
>>4045477It’s worth it in the end to see his face, but the amount of money makes me sick sometimes.
>>4045484Money time and stress, I got my few deer trinkets and the like so I’m fine for now, might change later but that’s how it goes
>>4045508Anything is good, a few quality deers is enough. My StarrToy order finally shipped yesterday with those deer plushies from months ago, so I’m going to have to make them some outfits I think.
>>4045475If there's something you're absolutely dying to have I could get it. My proxy fee would be a tenner, heh. But that would require a meeting in London with the notorious Mildred. A frightening prospect indeed.
>>4045511>they finally shippedUh oh hopefully I get mine soon
I found one of the deers that refreshed on me!>>4045515Oh you sweetheart. If there’s anything, I’ll consider it. £10 is nothing compared to the $50 shipping fee. Most of what I want is the blind box stuff, so it’s really not worth getting. >the notorious MildredScary indeed.>>4045517Hopefully. I ordered a bunch of stuff at the same time so I guess it’s all ready now. I’m presuming they’ll come next week, which is actually good timing.
>>4045528Damn those bedroom eyes...The blind box stuff is so annoying, I'm holding out on getting anything myself because I don't want to spend $12 on a Vaggie pin of something lol. Unfortunately the deer tax prevents me from buying unboxed ones. I'd rather spend $30 on a quality fan pin rather than a mass produced blind box mini pin from HT.
>>4045532Ahaha I recent bought a Vaggie pin for the sole purpose of getting an Alastor pin with it… it’s actually a beautiful pin, but I have no idea what I’ll do with it when I get it because I literally have no other Vaggie merch. I briefly toyed with having a small Chaggie collection because there are some things I’ve seen recently that are just beautiful, but I can’t really justify it as well as the deer stuff. Deer tax is a curse on us all, I’ve seen the stained glass pin once on vinted for like £30. I’ve seen official pilot era deer pins for less than that, it’s not worth it.
>>4045539I have two Charlastor pins, but it's more so because those pins used Al's human form, I'm a deer purist, which is quite literally the worst thing to be. I have to be super picky about the things I get. :|
>>4045547I have like 2 RS standees and a Radiorose pin. I ended up getting some of the Vox socks from JP mercari because they came with Alastor socks, but I’ll probably sell them. I feel like if I was going to collect ship merch, I’d have to get something for all the ships I like, which would be a problem because I like so many. Solo deer merch is much safer.
>>4045548In a way I'm kind of glad Charlastor isn't popular, because it's most popular with his human form and I'd go absolutely broke.>merdeerMy heart. I have some merdeer merch now and I love it.
>>4045550I’m content with just saving the artwork, if I had to choose I’d rather just have Alastor by himself. Trying to keep up with RS or RA merch would be impossible. >merdeer merchOh, nice! I wanted to get a pin where he’s a tentacley sea witch, but I kind of forgot… It’s unfortunate that mermay was exam season.
>>4045550Very rare stuff that under da sea deer>>4045528Gotta love it when stuff just works out.”
>>4045515>But that would require a meeting in London with the notorious Mildred. A frightening prospect indeedkek I can't imagine actually meeting anyone in these threads IRL, but it would be interesting!>getting to meet beloved peace keeper Nuggs An honor....
>>4045563Nuggs is truly best boy. <3
>>4045557I love it when my deers coordinate themselves.>>4045568Truth.
>>4045568I smile every time I see him post, he's so nice and truly loves deer. Best boy
>>4045570Nuggs is a saint. I'm a catty old bitch, I'll get all pissy on /hhg/ and then I'll see Nuggs over here being kind to all posters. It makes me want to be better. Truly the best ambassador for Deer.
>>4045572Pfft, you are not nearly as catty as you deserve to be sometimes.
>>4045575I try to be amiable... (it's difficult).
>>4045577Being amiable in that hell hole can be extremely difficult, especially when you yourself are targeted so much. I think you handle it all very well
>>4045583I do appreciate that. /hhg/ is something of a cesspit and now we have more trouble on the horizon it seems. Oh well, having /deer/ is a blessing.
>>4045563>>4045568>>4045577>>4045587Always something with /hhg/ but it’s good for banter when it isn’t getting raided. Also I wouldn’t call myself a saint by any means, but I appreciate the compliments>>4045569An expert plan to get into your house unsuspected!
>>4045590Nobody is a saint, but you are still very lovable Nuggs <3
>>4045593U are lobeable too :3 though we all know the loveliest is Alastor! I wonder how he would respond to compliments, would he be bashful, or take them all in stride?
>>4045594As long as he could tell they weren’t just said to manipulate him, he would adore being complimented. If you said it in the right way, I think you could fluster him. If you’re lucky, he might even give you one back.
>>4045641OOF imagine if you did it just right, I would die a happy man! a good bit of back and forth too and you might even get yourself a date!
>>4045647>you give him a compliment, expecting him to brush it off as usual>instead he tilts his head, his ears loose and floppy and he laughs a little, you notice a tiny flush on his cheeks>“Oh my, you do flatter me. Perhaps you’d like to discuss that more over a drink or two? I know just the place.”>a few hours later and Alastor is tipsy, getting a little handsy and imploring you to compliment him more
Ooh, this artist is working on a new doujin for August. I can’t wait to receive the last one with my tenso order.
>>4045667That’s gonna be good>>4045650NEED
>>4045688We need to be shown more of Alastor turning into a kitten when he’s drunk. I’ll trade the rest of the plot for that.
>>4045696The alastor party show, is where Alastor gets drunk every episode and by the end of it he’s cuddling with a different character
>>4045735All ships become canon and simultaneously not canon because Alastor moves on to the next victim after every episode. I just want to see him having fun.
>he hates sweets>this is all for you>he wants you chubby
>>4045782The bastard, why does he want us fat!>>4045745Alastor in his element socializing and entertaining and harassing people. I’d love it
>>4045782No, bad deer.>>4045793I would love to see him in that kind of situation though, getting tipsy and forcing everyone to listen to his piano playing, and generally being witty and fun. Probably another thing that’ll never happen in the show. Good thing it’s so common in fanon.
>>4045861A great aspect of his character abandoned in the show. Fanon will remember. I’d let him play piano all night long, it will annoy the hell out of everyone else, but no one is gonna say no to deer!
>>4045904I’d be there like Mimzy, listening to him play all night. I bet he’d play a song just for you, and stare at you the whole time he was playing.
>>4045912Lovely…
>tfw you found your grail pinOw my heart. I'm stupidly happy right now.
>>4046106>human Alastor with a tail >pinVery VERY lucky!
>>4046108White human Alastor with a tail! I'm so happy.
>>4046109If i was a pin person I would be getting this instantly! sadly never got too much into pins and the like. whats the Appeal of having them, just like having the art up on the wall?
>>4046115>just like having the art up on the wall?Basically, yes. It's like having little pieces of art to admire on a board.
>>4046119Fair enough, easy enough to reorganize, and you can put them in funny positions if you want
>>4046106Yay, congrats! He’s lovely. Hopefully you got a good deal. I got home last night and the only thing I had energy for was opening parcels, I got a nice little haul. I can fit my entire finger inside the deer puppet…>>4046115I like pins because they’re shiny and pretty. I’m not the biggest pin collector, I’ll never be someone with a wall full of them, but some of them are beautiful. Kind of the same reason I like the trading cards.
>>4046188>entire finger inside the deerErotic! Pins are neat but I’m sadly never gonna invest in too many of them, just not my thing. They are very pretty when they got the deer on them!>deer nugget bookVery nice!
>>4046209I didn’t expect him to be so accommodating… god why did they make finger puppets, they’re far too exploitable. I sort of casually collect pins, if it’s something I really like or it’s cheap, I’ll get it. I have a nice little collection and that makes me happy. I haven’t had a chance to read the nugget book yet, I was too tired last night and I’ve had a headache all day. I’ve not really been in a deer abuse mood either. I’ll save it for when I can enjoy it properly.
>>4046188It was only $20, so basically a steal. I'm so happy. That's quite the collection...>the mixed berry doujinOh you... :p
>>4046211It’s a lot of deer abuse… a bit too much…
>>4046217Too silly! Nugg books for everyone!
>>4046217Ooh that is good. I’m pleased for you. I’d get Nuggs to sign the doujin if I could, my nuggeting inspiration lol.>>4046226I just want to cuddle him and make him feel better right now. I realise this is a little antithetical to the doujins I just bought, haha. Deer pampering.
>>4046229When I originally got the first doujin I was hoping for more deer antics and less abuse.the art was good but it wasn’t exactly what I expected. The other two installments where slightly more my speed>sign doujin My signature is sort of crap, probably should work on it, just in case.
>>4046240I much prefer when Alastor is doing the abusing. But sometimes I think he needs a little too, and also I can relate to him. It helps knowing that sinners can regenerate. Gore is fun but I don’t want him to die forever. >signatureYeah, work on that, it would almost be like having something signed by a celebrity haha.
>>4046246Never forever :( gore isn’t too much of my thing, as surprising as that might be, especially when it’s happening to my favs. >signatureSadly cursive is not taught too much no more, so very not great at it!
>>4046301I’ve had this niggling feeling from the start that Alastor won’t survive the show. But also, I think that would be a bad thing because he’s one of the most irredeemable sinners and I think just killing him would be the easy way out. That’s why I don’t like the idea of him dying for good in fics and stuff, it worries me. With gore I think there’s levels, I think you kind of have to be ok with a little bit as an Alastor fan, but not liking the extreme stuff is ok. >cursiveAw, when I was a kid I was given a fountain pen as a reward for mastering joined up handwriting. That’s a shame, I find it much quicker to write in cursive, and I hand write a lot of my notes. Still, we’ve seen Alastor’s canonical handwriting, so maybe you could try and emulate that.
>>4046362I can do block letters just fine, had to do a bunch of that for a drafting class, so I can get them decent, just always cursive!>Alastor dyingI really don’t think Vivze has the balls to do that sort of thing. Let’s not even speak of doing it well. The only character she killed off was Adam (and some of the exorcists) while everyone else gets to keep on living. Even Adam gets to come back, technically. So the only ‘bad guys’ that seem to/ get to die are the Angel ones. There’s always levels, cutting and nugget are decently ok, but when it starts to get into abuse? I dunno.
>>4046453Just always cursive being a pain to do good, especially considering I didn’t really have any classes on them early on
>>4046453I heard cursive is dying out in the US, no idea if it’s the same over here. I’ll have to ask my niece. Still, it’s a shame. I wonder if Alastor learnt, and he just prefers writing like he does. >dyingI really really hope he doesn’t die, or at most he sacrifices himself for Charlie at the end and then comes back. Though I also had the idea of Lilith and Lucifer doing that at some point. Idk, I just don’t trust Viv not to think it’s some super clever twist to kill him off. Even with Adam though she didn’t 100% commit to killing him because now he’s Lute’s tulpa. Logically I don’t think he’ll die, but the thought is still in my mind. >cuttingThere needs to be more art of this, I hate how much there is for Vox. It’s the only art of Vox I save outside of RS. There needs to be more for Alastor, who canonically self harms. I can take a lot but sometimes it just feels too mean spirited. Then it kind of activates my need to care for him.
>>4046482It pretty much isn’t taught in most schools, so I Think it’s not exactly a priority, Alastor would definitely want to have a nice looking signature, probably just lazy, lol.>dyingAlways a chance for anything. But it’s slim. Deer definitely would like knife play, probably would wax lyrically about it or something while cutting you up a little.
Deer on deer ACTION
>>4046541I wonder if he ever sent out signed photos for fans, or if he avoided that because of his race. Lazy, lazy deer. I think he would be into knife play for sure. He might get carried away though and turn it into axe play.>>4046696The best.
>>4046705he may have signed a letter back, but I dont think his photos would be wide spread, face made for radio and all! he is just very lazy
>>4046803It’s a shame, his face is so pretty, those postcards could be worth millions today! I would have loved to receive a letter from him. I bet he had loads of fan mail.
>>4046882Whoops, dropped the pic. (Forgive me, I’m very excited since I just received a big box of deer merch)
>>4046883Deer drops! What you happen to get?
>>4046922I got a bunch of my things from Japan. The tapestries from the maid cafe and smile base cafe, the maid cafe standee, like 5 yume doujins plus some other standees. A couple of keychains, a Radiorose mirror, a set of postcards where Alastor is dancing with everyone from the hotel plus Rosie… it was a good haul. I have no idea where I’m going to put everything.
>>4046931Lmao how did my brain decide to post the same fucking pic as you… ugh my brain cells are dead, it’s summer.
>>4046932>>4046931Summer brain lol, it’s a good pic. All sounds very good deer wise. I got something in as well
>>4046959Oh yay! You got him. I’m still waiting for mine. What a cute deer.
>>4046976the cutest!
>>4046991Cutest and bestest deer in the whole world.
>>4047065
>>4047068>>4047065In color too!
>>4047113In glorious Technicolor… sorry Alastor wouldn’t like that. Well, Technicolor was invented in his lifetime so he might be ok with it. I wonder if he was into movies at all, perhaps his enjoyment of them was soured after his falling out with Vox.
>>4047130I feel it’s just not his thing, he didn’t grow up with it, and it’s a modern fad that’s certain to go away! Vox probably didn’t help his opinion show wise either lol
>>4047139With his busy schedule, he probably didn’t have much time to go and watch a film. Maybe he would have enjoyed it for the spectacle of it, or the live music, but you’re probably right.
>>4047142Probably not just schedule, but location too, his station was probably in a pretty rural area, so it’s a lot harder to go find a theater with talkie then a regular old theater.
>I invited my mother over to help me clean>leave her in my office for 2 minutes while I take a leak>get a gut feeling she's going to be nosy so I hurry>in that time she reaches to the top shelf of my office closet and finds my Millard x Alastor drawings I fucking swear to GOD.
Also I apologize for being MIA deerfrens. Life is incredibly busy atm so I won't be as active as I usually am. I *should* be here to bake, but if not feel free to do so in my absence.
>>4047216I have a deer drawer, I feel your pain with the nosy nosy people!>>4047218I’ll be able to bake, don’t worry!
>>4047158I have a strong desire to add to a fic something along the lines of Alastor walking past an early movie theatre and shaking his head, saying it’ll never catch on or be as good as radio.>>4047216>>4047218Oh no. That’s unfortunate! I’m kind of dreading my parents coming back because I finally started unpacking my deer merch at home. Heh. At least they’re unlikely to find anything spicy, as nosy as my mother is she wouldn’t go through my doujins. Speaking of, some of the new yume ones I got are pretty good. If we have a /trash/ deer sometime I’ll share a little with you guys. As long as you’re keeping well, don’t worry about not being around so much. We’ll still be here. The more time I spend on twitter, the more grateful I am that there’s at least one place I can talk about deer with non-retards.
>>4047368I really should bake a trash deer soon, shouldn’t I? It’s been more than long enough. That fic Idea sounds awesome! New fangled nonsense!
>>4047393It’s cool, we’re all busy. Bake it when you have time. It’s just so funny, I’m imaging Alastor walking past a big line of people wanting to get in to see the latest picture show, scoffing and commenting on how it’ll never be better than radio. Silly deer. Not sure where I’d slot it in, but I’ll keep it for another time.
>>4047221Nuggs is best boy truly.>>4047368Ah, I'd love to see some new doujins. I feel like content is drying up a little bit, at least in the circles I run in. I'm purposely avoiding Twitter, but I have dipped into instagram some, it's not the best, ha.
>>4047404another Idea for the idea pile!>>4047406silly millie, deer is best boy!
>>4047406I only really use instagram for pin drops, I never really got into it. Occasionally I’ve found an artist that only posts art on there, but most of them use twitter too. I’m having fun with it but you have to dodge so many dogshit opinions. I got 5 yume doujins from the past few months, 4 of them are spicy. Alastor is a creative guy, haha. >>4047408If deer is best boy then Nuggs is second best boy. I won’t hear any arguments.
>>4047408Nuggs is Deer's strongest soldier then. :3>>4047410It's ultimately bad for my mental health because I end up doomscrolling. I'm taking a break and going back to older fandoms I'm interested in since the Hazbin discourse was too toxic for too long. Sometimes I wish I could just separate the deer completely.
>>4047412Haha, yeah… I’ve had to be strict with myself. I break it up by doing other stuff, like today I went for a walk, and I’ve been doing more swimming this week. Basically stuff that means I can’t have my phone in my hand. I started work again as well. I’ve been slacking on the writing though, I have too much started so I’m too overwhelmed to finish any of it.
>>4047410>>4047412I won’t argue with you guys on that point>though if I was his strongest soldier I would be drawing him or writing about him more>>4047416I wish hazbin was good or at the very least the new horde of freaks hadn’t over run everything. This new mentality is infecting all the fandoms I swear. Gotta not doom scroll, just gonna work yourself up
>>4047427I think I found your twitter account the other day, fighting the good fight lel. Every day it’s a new thing. Alastor is a top, no he’s a bottom, no he’s a sub, no he never would be a sub. It’s fanfiction do what you want. Also everyone crying because Amir sort of hinted at him not being gay at all. Amir chats so much shit, why are we listening to him. Ugh. Most of the time my feed is just art though so that’s good.
>>4047436It’s possible! Sometimes you see such a good piece of deer art and then you look into the comments and it’s all the worse sorts of people trying to attack and drive off the good artist. It’s awful!
>>4047440I mean, the art you reposted, arguing with people asking why Alastor is white… definitely deer’s strongest soldier. I just saw the best comment, someone asking why Alastor in the Insane video is grey and his human shadow has straight hair… clearly the video is older than their mental age.
>>4047416>writingUgh, I havent finished my last chapter and I'm so behind. I hope working is fun, I'm slowing down at work to prepare to return to the UK myself. Just a few more conservation books to finish and I can rest for the rest July. Hopefully I'll make it over to New Orleans once more before I head out. >>4047427We do the best we can! The deer appreciates all effort.
>>4047443Yup, none of them are true lovers of deer, that’s for sure!
>>4047436>Also everyone crying because Amir sort of hinted at him not being gay at all.He did? When? I'm mildly out of the loop. Amir starting drama as usual.
>>4047450All I’ve done this week is edit a bit of a Radiorose fic I got inspired to write one evening. Work is fine, it’s just some mindless cooking. I’m only working 3 days a week at the moment since the kids haven’t broken up yet, I imagine it’ll be busier then. >>4047451Not at all. Alastor should just eat them, though he might starve if he was into eating brains.>>4047452It was at a con, the question was something like>on a scale from zero to sexy, how gay is your character?And Amir said zero. So as you can imagine, there was grumbling from the kids who think straight people are the worst kind of evil. Taking anything Amir said as fact though is as ever, the worst form of retardation.
>>4047455Do you at least get to cook any interesting stuff? I imagine being a chef can become monotonous over time. My husband considered going into the culinary industry, but focused on family instead. At least I get a lot of tasty foods out of him staying home, he likes experimenting with all pf the local stuff here.>watched the clipOof. That's going to make some people seethe. The only issue is that Amir probably knows the story trajectory and I don't know if he'd deny Al having gay romantic attraction if he did canonically, at least after Viv has tard wrangled him previously. But Amir isn't Viv, so that's something people fail to remember. He's not a reliable source.
>>4047458It’s not too bad, I’ve just done it so long that it’s kind of mindless. I used to work in much busier restaurants, making as much by myself at lunch as I do all day now. With tips I get decent money though, so I can’t complain, the people are nice, and it’s only a few miles up the road.Amir will say anything for attention, though I’d say instead of saying that Alastor is heteroromantic, he probably meant more that Alastor isn’t attracted to men or women. Even if he isn’t gay, you can just make him gay yourself if you really want to, who cares. Welcome to fandom, where anything goes lol.
>>4047465Proximity to work is a blessing, I have a 10 minute commute as opposed to my 50 minute commute during college. Yeah, this modern batch of fans have to have something be canon to enjoy it, it's bizarre. Alastor is probably heteroromantic or aromantic, and that's fine, smash your dolls together and have fun. It certainly doesn't stop me from shipping Charlastor which will obviously never happen lmao. Canon never stopped me from shipping m/m or f/f.
>>4047468Definitely, I used to have a similar commute at my last proper chef job and it was too far. I really didn’t expect so many people to be butthurt about Adam being straight. A character who bragged about fucking women and is the literal father of humanity? Abel sure, crash out about that, but apparently people were deleting their Adamsapple fics and stuff. I don’t get it, it’s always been the case that it’s fine for straight characters to be turned gay. Maybe I’m just old. But it’s kind of funny imagining how everyone will react if Alastor is confirmed straight. Either way I win, either he wants me or he wants one of the many people I ship him with.
>>4047469I think a big issue with this fandom is that it's full of very far left leaning people who feel like whites and straights are evil incarnate. A part of me hopes for heteroromantic Al just to watch the world burn, but I'm expecting aromantic. Any way you look at it, nuking your art/fics is just over the top.
>>4047455>starvedAnd probably get some sort of disease, ick>>4047469>>4047471Leftists whose real hobby is politics, so they have to bind everything else they do to poltics. It’s sad
>>4047471It’s very telling when all they seem to want is representation, rather than compelling characters and storytelling. We don’t have to have a character for every combination of sexualities/genders/whatever else I cba to care about, and having a few evil straights isn’t crazy when the vast majority of people identify as straight. Viv was right to be worried about revealing some of the characters as straight.
>>4047473I feel like this show has gone more towards 'diversity: the show' rather than being concerned with telling a good story, and it shows. I don't need representation, I need a good story.
>haven't posted on /hhg/ in days>it's so assI'm glad I'm cutting back, my God. Not a braincell there. Anyway. I read that there were deer hauls earlier itt. What's new to everyone's collections? I anticipate two new pins tomorrow.
>>4047483Just my deer doll. He a cutie keeping in a drawer right now lol
>>4047483I got my tenso order with the tapestries, doujins, some standees and keychains. He’s so pretty in the maid cafe merch, I’m glad I got it. I have way too many things still coming though, I’m going to back off on the deer merch for a bit.
>>4047471If it turns out Alastor is heteroromantic and RA ends up somehow being Lucifer pining in unrequited love, I will fucking laaaaugh
>>4047484He is a precious boy. <3>>4047485I have a lot of SunnyCitrine pins on preorder. Her turnaround time is very slow though, I feel like she makes too many preorders to fulfill them within a reasonable time.
>>4047488I’m still holding out for them to have a familial relationship to see how many people cry about them being shipped together because >they’re like family! That’s like, practically incest!>>4047490I think that’s the same for a lot of the bigger pin makers though from what I’ve seen. I much prefer buying in-hand pins where possible, but obviously they’re pretty hard to get for sought after pins.
>>4047494>I’m still holding out for them to have a familial relationshipI swear to god an anon posted in /hhg/ a while ago that someone working on the show called their relationship "fatherly". Or something like that. Maybe I hallucinated it?If nothing else, it seems like Alastor is probably going to try to come between Lucilith for power. If it turns out Lucifer actually falls in love with Alastor while Alastor doesn't give a shit and is only using him or at most sees him as a friend, I would laugh. Considering how so much RA is Alastor lusting for Lucifer one-sidedly, shippers would probably kill themselves over this. Deer being a regular heartbreaker without even trying is a funny concept.
>>4047499I remember a conversation on /hhg/ where everyone pretty much unanimously agreed it was a better way to go than them being romantic, idk if someone from the show actually said it or not. The last thing I remember about one of them being fatherly was in one of Erika’s recent interviews where she said there was a kind of fatherly protection on Alastor’s part towards Charlie. I see Alastor more inserting himself into the Morningstar family in general rather than trying to fuck one of them, whatever is going on with Lucilith next season it would be in character for Alastor to meddle for his own ends. It would be pretty funny to see Alastor leaving a trail of broken hearts though. Did you hear about the Spanish VA who said something recently like Lucifer is going to say something to Alastor that matters to him? It’s vague enough to be anything, since it’s a given they’re going to interact anyway, but in my mind it’s kind of implying that either Lucifer will push Alastor to do something bad, or be important to Alastor’s eventual redemption. I just hope all of Alastor’s development from now on doesn’t just come from Lucifer.
>>4047499>>4047544Ships just arent good in the show. its sad cause they have too many characters and cant focus on anything. I do hope they dont force anything on Alastor.>INSANE (Official Music Video) - Black Gryph0n & Baasiknew deer animation!!!!!!!!
>>4047567>new animationAh so that’s why everyone is crying like a little bitch, lmao I’m slow. They complain and yet watch anyway, all those songs are basically just an AU at this point. Need to farm those likes though by saying that Black Gryph0n is a pedo and asking why Alastor is white. The animation is cool though, and Insane is probably still my favourite fan song.
Alastor is more himself in Black Gryph0n's content than he is in his own show. That's saying something.
>>4047644It’s the fact that the video has nearly 1 million views in not even a day, and I didn’t even realise it was a new thing because all I saw was people complaining about him. They’re drawing more attention to him than the video. The songs are catchy, sorry, and they’re at least in a style that seems believably Alastor.
Sounds like Viv isn’t too happy about the video, looking at her bluesky.
>>4047653Lel, what she saying?
>>4047654She’s vagueposting about being upset and angry at something that’s really “not cool”. A few of the comments allude to the video but she hasn’t said anything outright. I wonder if there’s anything she can do about it, if she really wanted it taken down.
>>4047652They're more bouncy in the way the pilot was, it comes across more as Alastor than other interpretations. So I imagine Viv seethes.
>>4047656Can’t take down fan animation. TOTAL Alastor victory >>4047657It’s so good!
He's drawn so cutely in the video too. I don't see how Viv can do anything about it unless she just kills the ability to make fan content altogether.
>>4047671She could always pull the amazon nuke to try to pull down everything but that will do more harm then good! He is done so well.
>>4047671>>4047673Yeah, I was thinking if she was that bothered then maybe she could ask Amazon or A24 to get involved, but that could be messy and also impact other creators. Probably nothing will happen and Viv will just continue to seethe. The more cute deers in the world the better.
>>4047671If she's upset it might have to do with the fact spindlehorse employees worked on it without her knowing I follow alot on twitter and there's a bunch that worked on it
>>4047675Yummy deer
People are receiving the human standees and apparently they're ok? I was worried after the valentines merch. I’m waiting for mine to ship still.
>>4047687Nice standee, I’ve seen some of the more breakable merch coming late and shattered so we will see!
>>4047699It was a big problem with the HB standees, and I saw someone in Asia got one of the mugs delivered smashed. So far everything has been ok with this one, it fits together alright. The only complaint is it’s a bit small. Since mine is coming with my t-shirt it should have a little extra protection. I’m sure it’ll ship soon, given that the blaster packs are supposed to ship by the end of next week as well.
>>4047774Hope it gets to wherever you are safe. Certainly know some people who work in mail related jobs really shouldn’t be…
>>4047781Thanks. Annoyingly if it does get broken, the only chance I’ll get is someone scalping it probably. Anyway, happy Father’s Day to Alastor. The best daddy I’ve ever known.
>>4047783He’s a good father when he wants to be!>only chance is someone scalping Oof, hope it gets there quick and in one piece!
>>4047822Still hasn’t shipped… I know a few other people who are in the same boat though. I don’t want to have to pay the deer tax to get him. >fatherHe would be harsh, but protective of his kids. Especially if they were girls. Boys might end up tossed into the woods to fend for themselves. It’s character building.
>>4047828Boys will be boys! I’m sure he’ll go out there to rough house too from time too time
>>4047905Oh yes. He’d be watching, for sure. He might even be a little proud when they end up surviving. I bet he would teach them how to hunt and things like that.
>>4047908hunt fish swim, fires and all the like
>>4047938If there were really good, he might even teach them how to do a good radio broadcast. Keep them away from that tv nonsense, and interested in proper entertainment.
>>4048016Now That’s the right stuff to teach. I wonder if a alastor would start up his own Boy Scout group for his boys?
Okay so.The quality of the acrylic is good, no cracks, no damage. A lot smaller than expected however. There's no reason to charge this much when indie artists charge less and make bigger standees. The protective acrylic is super difficult to get off, my husband had to use his pocket knife to carefully peel back a corner. It also smells like cat piss. I'm not joking, not the box, not the wrapping, just the acrylic. Super strong ammonia smell that I've never had with other acrylics.
>>4048018He might do. It’s a good way to keep them busy, and learn all the important skills they need in life.>>4048056I’d heard that from a few people. The Valentines one smelled like burnt plastic when I opened it, but it’s fine now. I wish they’d make them bigger, these ones would be nice if they were. They can do it, the demon Al one I have from Japan is massive, and the maid cafe one is nearly as tall as it. The valentines standee is heading towards being one of the smallest I have. Mine still hasn’t shipped, anyway.
Oh, and I treated myself to a couple of T-shirts. Someone had the Hot Topic one for like £20.
>>4048056Quality deer! Hopefully the piss smell goes away.>>4048074He can some fun in the scouts too, put on his old uniform!>>4048078Deer shirts you will definitely wear in public!
>>4048080Scout leader Alastor leading his fawns… idk if I’ll wear them out, maybe when I go back to uni. I’m already dodging questions about my standees lel.
>>4048074I kind of feel like Viv is taking us for a ride at times when independent artists make better quality merchandise for half the price.>>4048078Congratulations! That's quite a steal considering the shipping costs.>>4048080>scout AlPerfect boy.
>>4048083Kek, don’t want to draw too much attention. Otherwise you might end up attracting some of the less palatable types>>4048092On the business of fawns and scouts and the like, I’d imagine he would be quite active leading and knowing all there is to know about being a scout, maybe even to an embarrassing degree. I wonder if he would have made Eagle Scout? What would have been his Eagle Scout project, definitely more then just a bench in a park.
>>4048092It’s really weird when the Japanese standees can be massive. The generic Japanese ones are a bit bigger than the valentines standee, but they also cost like $10. The massive demon Al standee is under $30, and it’s by far the biggest standee I have. It’s hard not to feel a little disappointed, when like you say there are so many amazing independent artists who make beautiful standees which are much better value.
>>4048093I like to imagine he would have done something crazy, like tracking game or solo camping. He seems like he'd be way too try hard for simple bench assembly!>>4048094Hopefully the merch crew takes these things to note. There should at least be more quality control with manufacturing...
>>4048094That is a MASSIVE standie>>4048185That sounds like him, going above and beyond! And to get away from whatever is happening at home…
>>4048328Goober
>>4048332Oh wait shit that’s Vox in the pic, I though it was just a breakfast table…
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