>"Anon, let's have sex!">"Uh, no, Kitt."
>>151954781I'm not a furry but...
>>151954781God please....just once.
>>151948350HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151954781>tfw You will never have a catgirl gf
>>151967867
It's not yet 2026 in my time zone, so let's let the New Year c'mon in!Anyone got any New Year's Resolutions?
>>151951775>piss me offClassic Paul Dano
>>151952413And so quickly, too
https://youtu.be/l8ElHRj-pkM?si=Ds9Fhk_QY97keSmy
>>151952413>summarize>2025 >one >/co/ related >image
>>151965787?
>>151957197Eww.
>>151957197Just think of it as seafood and bite it off.
>>151954479I don't feel like fighting today...
>>151954479No
TerribleUnfortunately, we're back
>>151955856Thank you based drawfag.
>>151956975I wanna lick her butthole and then stick my dick in it.
>>151952760New year, same shit huh jeph?
>>151966347I wonder what other famous-ish (or actually famous) people read QC. I know that Gabe Newell did at some point. Gotta wonder how long he kept up with it
Comfy snowy and Christmasy.
>>151965490>get hired by neighboring enemy territory to spy on Corona's newly returned princess for any secrets to take them down>dress up in realistic looking cow outfit, on all fours, to conduct espionage while she's out in the stables checking on the kingdom's livestock>you hear her singing to all the creatures on the farm while skipping about, easiest payday ever, she’s practically an open book even to these animals>unwittingly, you realize you haven't zipped the bottom part of costume up all the way>it's too late! the princess comes over pulling up a stool and placing a bucket underneath you>you feel you're going to be discovered and executed by the royal guard when she finds out>to your surprise, she pulls out from your costume what she believes to be an "udder" and holds it in her unexpectedly tiny hands, examining it closely>"Huh, so this is where your milk comes from. When you've been locked away in a tower you don't get to see a lot of you up close, little cow.">you'd heard tales about what happened to Princess Rapunzel before and how she'd been quarantined away from society, she now newly restored her long blonde hair somehow too after getting it cut off?>was she really this clueless about what a cow udder looked like?>she stops examining and then lets it drop, hanging down to a slight swing, you felt a slight leak come forth even just from her subtle touch of the initial inspection>whew, that was close! hopefully this stupid, blonde, princess can leave now so you can readjust the costume and get back to work>"Let's see, I read about how to do this in a book once. I'll try to help get all that delicious milk out of you!">with a shock, you suddenly feel Rapunzel's petite soft palms and fingers move up and down your "udder" as you do all you can to keep from making noise, knowing your life depends on itComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Shattered Glass Tangled>https://youtu.be/qEfhgd0jyfM?si=ArqVgOwb76J3U8bQ
>>151968053>your "udder" starts to leak even more at the feel of her hands' silky skin gripping you, trying their best to create a sense of friction>"Huh, the books really didn't mention how hard this would be. Let me just try a little trick I learned from baking called squeezing the frosting tube. I'll have you empty in no time!">the princess starts moving to a firmer grasp before slowly getting frustrated with how little "milk" is coming out, getting faster as she goes on>although you feel her caress you tightly over and over you are able to keep your composure>”Some citizens of Corona already believe I’m not cut out to be princess. Please give me your milk, little cow! I’ve got to prove I can do something right!”>Rapunzel seems to work up a sweat all over her royal dress and now looks desperate as ever>the princess stops, "Hmmm," she thinks >she looks around to make sure no one is looking, as if she is going to something embarrassing>"This may be an odd tactic, but it couldn't hurt I suppose.">just then, you see the princess hike up her dress skirt revealing her bare, dainty little toes and wiggles them in preparation>”Here goes nothing!”>you suddenly feel both of Rapunzel's naked feet make a complex yet delicate tugging motion starting from the top and ending at the tip repeatedly that has you feel the princess's tender touch on every nerve>this barefoot princess's feet are somehow softer than her hands! even more dexterous too! from your costume you can somehow even sense they smell like lavender and vanilla>she takes her pale little toes and puts the “udder” between them, you feel inside the pedal crevices of the young princess, it’s as if she is trying to test each nook to see what works best for this milkingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>151968080>her smooth digits run vertically down your "udder" while entering a rhythm that you realize you won’t be able to keep the floodgates from opening much longer>“Ooh I think it’s working!”>at the same time Rapunzel starts pressing the velvety-feeling sole of her other foot up against you, she starts alternating as she gropes and palpates the last of your resistance out and you finally release everything you’d been holding back>you can't help but let out a moaning cry that Rapunzel mistakenly believed was a deep sounding "moo!" signaling her to action>"Aha! I got you good, cow! Time to catch all your yummy milk!">you feel every drop of "milk" leave your body until there is no more left, being careful not to make a sound throughout this whole endeavor>”Ah shoot, little cow. You’re making a mess, some of it even got in my hair! Let me help.”>the princess shakes and gently squeezes your "udder" with her petite hands to make sure it's all fully drained, as if she was getting the last bit of cream from a piping bag when making her cakes>unfortunately, to your horror, you realize the "milk" is so viscous that it doesn't land in the bucket at all and ended up all over the princess's palms! >it's over! you'll be found out for sure!>"Wow, there wasn't too much milk this time. They might not be feeding this cow right. Well doesn't hurt to try.">you suddenly see the princess slurp up the entirety of what she believed to be nutritious dairy in one swift motion, licking the remainders up from her hands and fingers like it was the end of a meal>"Eh, it's a little salty, but if that's how Corona likes their milk who am I to judge? Off to the next!">you see Rapunzel skip off with the bucket and stool breaking out into a songComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>151968053>>151968080>>151968104Rock hard.
So Savage Dragon just sort of became a porno huh
It's pretty cringe
>>151968371yeah, but its, like, so good.you just, dont like, understand the, uhhhh zeitgeist!?
>>151964167This is bait.
HAPPY YEAR OF THE THONG"Thong Squad! Ride up!"https://files.catbox.moe/rcnyq5.mp4>Exiled from the Kingdom of Assaheim on the planet of Babeula by her evil aunt Regulita, Princess Cleo and her fat-assed cat maid Flufflepon land on Earth. Bestowing the Thongs of Power onto five ordinary girls, they now fight evil as Thong Squad! Cheeky defenders of justice; they face such foes like Stallion Maximus the Rapehorse, tentacled NEET Megusta, bewitching burlesque dancer Ashe Arcana, and above them all the Dark Kingdom. Led by Queen Regulita they seek to conquer Earth and capture the princess. Leading their forces are the Dark Generals and Thong Void, grumpy goth warrior.https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Fmjj78lYpEI2040ATxfnkcBMiWsyZQOwhttps://co.llection.pics/post/list/Thong_Squad/1FIRST THREAD: https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/148556846/#q148556846Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>151967448Nah pink is the sluttiest. Yellow is the horniest
>>151967470Is there that much difference?
From the /aco/ thread.Side story idea:>A fellow jock, on par with Jules in terms of size and shape, moves to Calli Pier with his family. They're not entirely conservative, but they're definitely more traditionalist. As such, despite taking an interest in the male form, this dude is totally straight... until he gets a glimpse of Lilac's big, fat ass. After having seen a MILF-tier ass on such a little guy, he realizes he just has to get to know him more. Long story short, they have wild bed-breaking sex, the jock realizes he's bisexual, and that opens the door for a potential love interest for Lilac than isn't associated with Assaheim or Tittyon.So, what do you think? Too gay?
Has American Dad ever delved into the in-universe conspiracies over Klaus' disappearance?
>>151968265like, 2 times i think. im assuming you mean the disappearance of the ski jumper?
>>151968284Yeah, wouldn't he have a family?Friends?Fans?
>>151968296its literally explained in one of the episodes.
>>151968296He died I think
There's nothing more pure than love transcending the barrier of species. Post your favorite interspecie ships.
>>151947980
>>151953925Momma
>>151968242>cuck shitThis comic is so ass
Latina tomboy Supergirl > blonde bimbo Supergirl
>>151966949I guess?
is there any super duper powerful teenage supes in the dc universe approaching superman levels i'm forgetting about because i want to do something there but i'm drawing a massive blank right now
>>151908471Why
>>151968328the joke is that kryptonians being humans but better in every way with no real differences is retarded
>>151968381schizo anon, take your meds
Gino proven an ally to LGBT everywhere.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNjTUbpaZAg
Guess I should've posted this earlier.
>>151967109What brand mic is that?
>>151967109Who?
Alright Connor i'm not going to watch your shitty patrick star show sequel to your trash web animation that got ruined because your nasty gambling addiction and habit of pushing everyone interesting away.
If I have a love for demon girls, this is why.
I mean, Connie cut a car in half once, they could have callbacked this by oiling Connie, too.
>>151960632heheheh
https://www.cbr.com/greatest-comics-2020s-so-far-ranked/
>>151963557They make good bottoms, tho.
>>151960578>wienersmithlmao
>>151966473>There's like 100 good comics ever made in world historyName 10.
>>151961425I read A Righteous Thirst for Vengeance and it was actually pretty good. Some of the characterization felt like they tried a little too hard but overall I liked it.
>>151961733A bunch of stuff I hadn't seen before. Nice.
New episode tomorrow after a yrear and a half.https://x.com/TheTamers12345/status/2006800171515130155
>>151967378WDYTYA?
SONIC UNDERGROUND
THEY MADE A VOW THEIR MOTHER WILL BE FOUND
>>151967395I didn’t really like those episodes when they first aired but now that Tamers has become overtly saccharine and annoyingly wholesome I appreciate the edgier episodes of Underground more.
Testing out the beer helm, shit works pretty damn good. Should've chose a better drink but whatever.
For Fantastic Four readers here.Is it already known fact that they simply don't want to change Ben Grimm back, right? Reed, Franklin, Val and even Ben himself must have so many billions of options to turn him back into human that it must be a matter of choice right now, right?
>>151966654Before secret wars during the Hickman run Reed basically makes a serum that allows him to transform back once a year (which is also the only day he actually ages), not sure if that is still thing in the continuity.
>>151967344>not sure if that is still thing in the continuity.I think it has been put into play in a Hulk comic in recent years
>>151967193there's been times where he's shown being injured by a villain managing to pull off the rock scales. iirc they just eventually grow back over the flesh
>>151967344I liked the gag in world's greatest heroes where his bathroom has a rock crusher toilet
>>151966654Yeah it's common knowledge
