I love her in all ways it is possible to love another person.
>>150096230How are you doing it physically? Masturbation is not the only possible way.
>>150096230One of the most beautiful women in cartoon history. I would make sweet love to her. Slowly and sensually.
Viv did cook with this design
>>150096230this but with Stella>>150096309there are a LOT of girls in these shows that need a solid husband, even the incidentals can be cute
>>150096230Okay, Verbalase.
You need to die
>>150096230I think hypnotic ASMR made by her would help me become a better person.
>>150096278What if Charlie Morningstar ate ass canonically? This would have great ramifications...
>>150096578Of course she does, it's why she started dating Vaggie in the first place.
>>150096230Anon, make her forget Vaggie.
>>150097316Sharing is caring, anon, Vaggie can be in middle, she is a good girl.
>>150096230If she were a straight male, the show would be a lot better.
>>150097316>>150097764>Picrel but Anon instead of Emily.
>>150096230meh, she is still polluted.I wouldn't bang her at all due to her being the daughter of lucifer and a twisted version of what adam's first child should had been like.
>>150096230She’ll probably fart
>>150096230does charlie has an hymen still? I know the main show charlie definitely doesn't but pilot charlie always gave me the vibe to be saving her purity.>CAPTCHA: WHYHV4
>>150097316Just fuck them both?
>>150098337>Heaven or Hell>Duel One>Let's Rock
Do you realize that she would probably not take any interest in you?I mean I say this as a guy who is obsessed and in love with a fictional minor.
>>150099299She can fix me
>>150099299Are you a sinner? Interested in redemption? She is already sinterested. You are serious and actually want to try to get better while you simp for her? You have your personal cheerleader rooting for you. I know it’s hard to believe and you probably think no one believes in you. But she does. You don't have to believe in yourself, you just need to believe in her believing in you. Every step you take, no matter how small, it matters. You’re proving to yourself that you’re more than the mistakes that brought you the Hell. You don’t have to be perfect. You just have to keep trying. She’ll be right here, cheering you on the whole way.Oh, and if you admitted your simping tendencies and lustful thoughts, she would be encouraging and appreciate the honesty and help you finding healthier ways to express yourself. Like baking or singing.
>>150099299>I mean I say this as a guy who is obsessed and in love with a fictional minor....are you the same fag who got caught with loli amputation all those years ago?
>>150099503>caught with loli amputationwha...what!?
>>150099503>>150099537nope they call me the ceo of yumeshipping
>>150099299>>150099626Tell is the fucking CHILD ANON
>>150100641>Tellwho?
>>150099503>>150099537>>150099626NTA he meant this
>>150096230Built for WG transformation
>>150096230I do wonder if pilot charlie would ever accept her dad old job if things with the sinners went south
>>150096230This but with Mimzy
>>150099115>Pilot and Amazon Charlie both have fat tits.Bueno.
>>150101305do we know what happend to this guy?
>>150101409To be honest if this Charlie would have happened it would have made the show 100 times better and they would have actual plot in it instead of the shows excuse of a plot. Like by the finale of season 1 I just didn’t get it. It doesn’t make any sense like when they went to heaven god doesn’t exist no biblical characters exists in heaven except saint peter and Adam wonder why viziepop chose saint peter out of all people. I just don’t get it.
>>150101305His art could've been way worse actually Also man, people complained about "normies" back then but it's like they've never seen loli ryona
>>150101582he probably was kicked out of the house and disowned.
>>150101645pilot hazbin hotel had the potential for growth and evolution alongside adventures, maybe some lore in the background too.if anything, I consider the pilot and the canon hellaverse as 2 different timelines.for example, pilot charlie in a way wants to make hell a better place whereas canon charlie wants to smuggle sinners to heaven.
>>150101708so died on the street?
>>150101789most likely, though if he made it out then he is a hobo survivor roaming the woods.
>>150099148>You and Adam duet sing this https://youtu.be/5FRA7UXlGu8
>>150101978I expected them to sign feel good inc, my headcanon is that pilot adam is more tired and jaded than canon adam.
>>150102010>Pilot Adam is more into blues rockThat I can dig https://youtu.be/DnwfNGQJ6UUhttps://youtu.be/w7CIaY51b-A
>>150096230
>>150102123go back to tumblr and post your slop on there
>>150096321I like Stella too but since we already have a Stella thread and this is a HH threadI'll keep the thread discussions within HHI like (goofball) Emily but for me It's Lucyfer
>>150102248She's a hot mess. Would.
>>150102248Oh my sex
>>150102074nice one anon though I'll add a little bit extra alongside that which would be a private guilty pleasure of pilot adam...something he plays when he is alone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuE-fSKDnXU (his lament)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uxt-FnNy2I (his last spark of hope)also pilot charlie would listen to her's to parallel adam's old school taste.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaA7RAy5rYghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-rjYVI3OMohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za2IvrFm3FMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG3hXa1Kb8w
>>150102123since we are getting into /mu/ territory we may as well indulge, I totally see alastor playing this by accident with charlie.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89UEYbkHKvg
>>150102928>Teaching Cherri IRA songs https://youtu.be/IKU1UxRlE0Qhttps://youtu.be/DT2qehgOnJEhttps://youtu.be/tVjk_aFdfF8https://youtu.be/8384lBaN3a0
>>150103032cherry would keep it in the closet of she likes it, a guilty pleasure if you may.also pilot lilith would definitely be a hopeless romantic in certain details, kinda noir jazz and slow burn, as if in a way to show remorse for past actions but too late to take it back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egga1aB05nAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95coZOf31fs
>>150103288So songs like, yeah I know it's not Jazz.https://youtu.be/r5sC5shUflghttps://youtu.be/c2qnXndQhuohttps://youtu.be/I7Ypxfj5cekhttps://youtu.be/gSS2IgnnBo8
>>150101978>>150102074pilot adam solohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bicrLwsaUCM
>>150102248> You wake up one morning and see Lucyfer sitting across from Alice-tor> They're both glaring at each other> Lucyfer has a mug reading "Duck Season" with the D crossed out and replaced with an F> Alice-tor has a mug with "Your Son Calls Me Mommy, Too" written on it> Charles is desperately trying to get them to stop> Lucy sees you and sounds her duck call> "Oh, there's my mallard! Come sit, have a mimosa."> She snaps her fingers and there's a mimosa in your hand, and as soon as you sit down she's all over you> Alice calls Charles over and tells him to call her mommy just like he did last night> Charles has that traumatized look on his face.> "M-maybe we can talk it out?"> Two minutes later, the hotel is evacuated and you can hear the brawl inside> You take Charles out to the park to try and avoid any collateral damage> Several hours later, they're still fighting, the hotel now has several massive holes in the walls that weren't there this morning> You take Charles back to Earth and catch a movie, he spends the night at your place> The next morning he has an idea> "I'll go buy my mom some ducks. Go to the farmer's market and get Alice some venison. We'll meet back in an hour."> You meet back up and head back to the hotel> Lucy and Alice are waiting for you at the front door and seem strangely friendly> Almost creepily friendly> You and Charles look at each other knowing neither of you is sleeping tonight> If you're lucky you'll both survive
>mfw this thread has surprisingly good music
>>150103758>post coitus
>>150103758>The next morning>Lucy and Alice are chatting in the kitchen, seemingly delighted by each others company.>"Where is your Mallard Lucy?">"Oh, my poor Mallard is sick, I heard Charles is sick too">"Funny that" Alice takes a sip from her mug>Lucy turns back to Alice with a look of anger, which quickly turns into a smile then a giggle.>They're both giggling. Oddly giggling.>Meanwhile.>You're laying on megaquackles, your entire body is sore. You can barely feel anything least you can breathe properly.>A couple of floors down.>Charles is laying on his bed, the mere act of breathing hurts, there is claw marks on his back and they're still bleeding.https://youtu.be/K0zEX8h17eA
>>150099487>sinterestedForsake this thread, and never return
>>150096230And she loves BBC more than her own life!
>>150097316Nah, I'd rather Charlies help me dick into bisexuality
>tfw no owl milf gf
>>150104419>tfw carmilla could have gone to heaven
>>150104691>tough bitch>likes kids>fought in the Spanish/Mexican Civil War>doesn't matter the side got disillusioned with war>ran an orphanage while stockpiling guns in case her past came back to haunt her and would lead to her charges getting hurt>past did in fact come back to haunt her and she died in the shootout before she could save the kids>demanded to become an exorcist mostly so she could get a chance to kill child murderers in the way she failed to in life
>>150099487>sinterestednot sure if intentional or typo but made me chuckle
>>150105290in a way, charlie should have had a little brother who looks just like her.
>>150105290>that smile on bottom rightShe reminds me of the dumpire in Jitsu wa Watashi wa.
>>150099487>Like Baking, or Singing.>End up baking Pussy-shaped cookies that Vaggie loves munching on.>End up singing a very nuanced song about banging Charlie that she doesn't get.>Play it on Alastor's radio, earning him quite a new membership.
>>150101305Agent One, Agent Two.Get the Stake Launcher.
>>150107731>"This old thing hasn't seen much use but it's still effective"
>>150096230Y'know what Charlie needs? To be taken to a musical!What musical do you take her to?
>>150107774This one.
>>150096230Oh yeah? How do you love her?
>>150103920>Charlie, Vaggie, and Angel bopping in the car to "What is love".
>>150107774Les Misérables is classic for a reason. She would love to hear the people singing.
>>150108793But they're French! How can you subject her to that?
>>150109041She lives in Hell, she is used to little suffering.
>>150109041in hindsight, charlie is roughly 200 years old or so and thus she would actually love it.both musicals and ballets were the rage back in the day.
>You stay up late at the Hotel >It's the only time when you can get enough solitude and quiet to read the Good Book.>You turn on your lamp>A few minutes goes by and you're a few pages in when you hear a thud at the window.>You see it's Vagatha hanging on the window and staring.>You're worried if she sees you reading the Bible, she'll probably tell Charlie.>That's when you notice the direction of her eyes, she isn't staring at you or the bible but at the lamp.>You wave your hand in front of her face, nothing. You open the window to see if you can at least talk to her.>As soon as you open the window she just gets closer to the lamp, staring intensely at it.>You hear footsteps coming up to your room, you quickly hide the bible in a drawer.>Charlie comes barging into your room, guess she saw that Vagatha was missing.>"I'm so sorry about this interruption" She takes your lamp and leads Vagatha away with it.>Guess you're sleeping early tonight.
>>150109154was he about to wake up and realize none of that existed?
>>150109154>You can kinda get Vaggie to do things if you have a lamp in your hand.
>>150096230>another person.It's not a person, it's a fictional character
>>150109477>It's not a person, it's a fictional character
>>150109566>He doesn't have a tulpa.
Gimmie her ass. I need it.
>>150096230What good deeds you performed today? Are you progressing on your path to redemption?
>>150109361>Everyone in the hotel has to turn off their lights or switch to oil lanterns by a certain time otherwise Vagatha and moth sinners will be put into a trance like state.>Me and Moth Sinner GF I pulled by having the brightest light.
>>150110443>Make the Moth GF kiss Vaggie.>Go on, do it.>It makes the lamps glow brighter.
What does Moth GF look like?
>>150110443What would be other neat tricks to get attention of sinner girl? The gluttonous girls would probably love muffins and cocktails, and sloth girls could easily be lured in comfy basements. Greedy girls obviously go after money, which sucks.Envious girls are tricky, you need to have a girlfriend, to have her interested.
Sexy Charlie, I need it.
>>150110443>>150110497>>150110574>
>>150110581>Gluttonous galsPretty self-explanatory. >Sloth galsIf you're a good cuddler you're golden. Put on a film(any genre will do) sit back and wrap your arms around her.>Greedy galsMoney of course but if you want to stretch it out you could make her feel like a treasure but's that more for Pride gals.>Envious galsTricky indeed though so long as you're pragmatic and/or level-headed you should be fine.>Pride galsMake them feel wanted and treasured. Don't be a simp though have self-respect>Lust galsNot sure why you'd want to date them, they're merely for fucking not relationships sure there acceptions like Verosika but those are rare>Wrath galsBe strong for them or be prone to anger issues(though that's a double-edged sword)
>>150110779>You now have the power to control Val with a bright ass lamp>You could hand it over to Charlie, Angel Dust or...Emberlynn
>>150110443>>150110497>>150110903But what if, (YOU) are the lamp?
>>150110959>Get sent to "hell". >You have a new form, the rest of you looks normal except your head.>Your head is a now fucking lightbulb.>Well this is...enlightening.>As you wander around hell, some moth looking people won't stop staring and following you.>You run as fast as you can, then you see it>A hotel, you run up to the door knocking frantically>"Hello! Welcome to the Happ-">You run in and slam the door behind you >Finally it's over>"Charlie what going on here?">Vagatha sees you and your bright face>"Hello~" >Shit...
What if Charlie wore a glow in the dark bra?
>>150111401I keep thinking about that green of Dictator Charlie acting like Hank Scorpio, and when I see this image I think:>Anon finds Charlie's confession room/secret lair"I've never seen this place">"And you shouldn't have, it's secret.""Got any sugar around here?">"Sugar? Sure dear!">Charlie shoves a hand inside her suit and starts fumbling around trying to get something out of her shirt pocket.>Produces a fistful of sugar and hands it over to you.>"Here you go! Sorry, it's not in packages...">Look at the sugar in your hand, and then look back at her, noticing that she undid some buttons and messed around her clothing when trying to get you that sugar.>She shoves her hand in there again, making the now visible cleavage jiggle.>"Want some milk?""uuhhhhh..."
>>150111401>>150112053daily reminder that charlie theoretically has bioluminiscent breast milk.due to her having luciferase in her milk, anyone who drinks it can glow in the dark temporarily...but if she nursed you when you were little then it becomes a permanent feature and you'll have ability to glow in the dark.ironic and twisted but true in essence.
>>150112241Vaggie get out of the internet, an stop staning that close to the screen, you'll hurt your eyes.
>>150112241Does this mean Lucyfer can...or when she climaxes...No! I will not let my intrusive thoughts win.
>>150111401Quickly become one of my favorite images ever.
>>150112241Instead of glowing breastmilk, consider this.>Dictator Charlie has inheirited her mother's figure, jut not her height.>Thus, seeing that she hasn't grown dramatically, she still acts like that college girl who just arrived and thinks everything is going to be so amazing.>Life is like a fun broadway musical, thanks to her!>All of Hell is like broadway now, and it makes everyone so happy.>When she sees YOU, the newest sinner, staring, she just laughs and takes you by the hand.>Modesty isn't just the norm, its the law!>She takes you through brothels of Pride, showing that they've been converted into "Huggy Homes", aka, places you can hug and be praised, but no kissing, no sex.>Clothing shops that basically sold nothing now actually have to have something available, and the most lewd thing a woman can own shows off the tiniest portion of neck and ankle.>The Sinitizens all appear to be happy and thankful, but you can tell that those are forced smiles. through gritted teeth.>When the song and dance is over, it appears that her button up shirt has popped, exposing the smallest hints of her big black bra.>Seeing you blush, she laughs and waves it off, buttoning herself back up some more.>"You know, it is impolite to see a married woman in her brassiere... But you're new! You didn't know any better.">"Don't worry, you're so adorable! I'm sure we can find you someone to settle down with...">She leans in, cupping your face, her eyelids drooping slightly. "Remember. Sinner who respect the laws are Good, and you should always strive to be Good.">She hands you your room key, and has Angel Dust take you there. Shes waving goodbye from the counter, Vaggie seemingly smiling but when Charlie isn't looking, shes staring daggers at you.
>>150112332thats nothing compared to her squirting, it is like a pollock painting come to life but in the back of a old white van when you shine a uv light.>>150112337well she IS the bringer of light...she may give you a lesson you'll find enlightening.I mean, why do you think her son sometimes shines like a lightbulb?
>>150112458>>150112404
Why is her nose black?
>>150112708>Charlie visits Uncle Cain.>Has to leave for a moment, and gives baby Enoch II with her.>Enoch II is so happy to hug Charlie, and Baby Fever automatically activates in Charlie.>By the time the visit is done and over with, shes whining to Vaggie that they need a baby.
>>150112796who's the sperm donor
>>150112891Alastor probably.>Charlie knows that this is just a moment, she doesn't actually want kids, shes just having a slight biological reaction is all.>But now that shes had her first Baby Fever, she sees moms and their kids everywhere.>That demon mom pushing her stroller full of wine and her baby?>That shark woman pulling her son along?>That fat, put upon Imp woman with ten kids and two more in the oven?>Its all too much for her!>She can't go outside.>And worst, worst of all->-A little Imp child came up to her asking for a pledge to his schools fundraiser.>Vaggie has to literally drag her back to the hotel because she was prepare to give literally everything, and probably kidnap the child too.
>>150112796>Lucifer grabs you>"Look I need you to impregnate my daughter and I don't trust that deer-queer to do it" >You have no time to answer as you're teleported into a bedroom with Charlie.>She just stares at you, those eyes are filled with lust and similar to how a predator looks at its prey.>They're unwavering just barely moving up and down. She's even licking her lips.>Even if you do want to run. You can't, something is keeping you still.>You just pray you'll survive.
>>150112933how does lucifer feel about alastor impregnating his daughter
>>150112957Would it be a bad situation? Lucifer now owes you one.
>>150112957gtfu verbalase
>>150112982I don't think he'll allow that.
>>150112985Perhaps If Charlie decides to keep you or you show Lucifer the wonders of the Bass Pro Pyramid.
>>150112458Daily reminder that whenever she breaks into a song you are lawfully obligated to follow her lead.In case of non compliance you'll be given a ticket and your "goodness" score will be lowered.And you don't want it to drop too low do you?You are not a meanie are you?
>Sinners can't have kids. No eggs, dead womb, and the men shoot blanks.>Charlie doesn't find Imps or any other demons attractive either.>So they have to go above ground.>Find some random schmuck.>Has to be a femboy because Charlie likes those. Oh! And he has to be blonde too. Maybe with blue eyes an->Angel puts a hand on her shoulder and shakes his head. But Charlie looks at him with such big eyes that he shrugs, and goes 'whatever'.>Using a hellish crystal ball, they scan North America... And...>Bingo.>Charlie finds THE ONE.>Lucifer grabs this femboy schmuck when hes asleep, and sits him down in Hell.>Butter him up.>Cool his senses so he doesn't freak out and kill himself.>After calming him down and waving off his assistants, he comes down to brass tacts.>My daughter has baby fever and won't take no for an answer, and she needs a donor. She also wants it naturally.>So, you get to do it. In exchange, I won't reap your eternal soul and keep you down here, and I'll even give ya something to boot.>The schmuck is still terrified, about everything, but asks to at least see a picture of Charlie.>Bam.>Pic related.>Alright, he'll do it.>The music swells, Lucifer writes up a contract, he hands it to the twink, and before he can sign it...>... Beep! His phone alarm. Oh shoot, hes gotta get home, dinners gonna start!>The music screeches to a halt, Lucifer is confused.>Huh?>"Yeah man, moms got dinner waiting.">"... Wait, how old are you?">"I'm sixteen!">"...">"..?">Next scene shows Charlie crying into a pillow with Lucifer consoling her. Don't worry, there will be other guys! Or they can find him in a few years!
>>150113201Is the score lowered for shitposting on hellchan too?
>>150113240Hellchan doesn't exist anymore. Its been merged with Fumblr.
>>150113236>In exchange, I won't reap your eternal soul and keep you down here, and I'll even give ya something to boot.But... heaven wouldn't accept somebody who banged Lucifer's daughter, outside of sacred union of marriage (and Charlie cannot get married in church, due to her dad's reputation). And if Lucifer won't claim your soul, you would need to wander eternally the land.
>>150113302Hey, that'll be his problem. Or heck, maybe the kid will kill himself and end up in Hell anyway!
>>150113240[Redacted]?What's that Anon? You are making up fictional websites again? Hahaha Silly!Everyone knows we've always had to register to see the cat videons on the hellnet. After all, anonymity is the cry of the defiant to compliancy
>>150096230This show is Satanic propaganda.
>>150113390Ja voll!
>Charlie lusting after teenage twink boy who kinda looks like her dad.>Vaggie is highly uncomfortable with her using the crystal ball to watch him. >She says its just to "Check up on him!" make sure he isn't dead, etc.>Use her latent powers to whisper sweet things into his ear when hes feeling down, or to like, help him find a dollar.
>>150113390Oh no, holy Satan, I am being brainwashed to become a better person? It's my little ponies all over again.
>>150113429>Vaggie tries to get back by also going up looking for someone>They look like Adam.
>>150113490>This kid that looks like Lucifer and this kid that looks like Adam are best bros.>She vows to make sure Lute NEVER SEES THIS KID.
Could Alastor convince Dictator Charlie into banning television?
>>150096230If I was autistic enough, i could take the time of every hazbin hotel episode, 8 episodes, each about 23 minutes?8x23= 184 minutes.Then I could figure out how much charlie talks during those 184 minutes.And I hate to tell you, your fictional love is like a few hours old.Not even 1 day old.Your love is a fiction. You don't even know what love really means.>>150097764>>150098337>>150099147These guys knows whats up.Time to test charlies bisexuality.
>>150113578He tries, constantly.Not because he thinks she'll actually do it, but because he enjoys seeing Vox squirm whenever he brings up the topic at the meetings of the "Ministry of Fun".Watch him try to bargue his way out and practically beg is such a joy.
>>150113666Satanic Dubs decrees this to be canon in the Dictator Charlie stories.
Would the Happy Hotel be transformed into something else, or would it remain a more official building where Sinners have to go?
>>150113390True
>Charlie follows YOU home.>Its raining, and she knocks on the door.>You see her in a wet T-Shirt thats kinda transparent, showing off a red bra. Shes also in some black pants thats clingy and tight to her hips.Whatudo?
>>150114523Offer her an umbrella.
>>150114523Close the door.
>>150114523I like to imagine that Charlie actually looks really fucking scary, so no thanks.
>>150114599She has goat hooves, probably stinks like one too.
>>150114523>Charlie during her baby fever hunt, she spotted you and followed you home.>She was so focused on you, she didn't notice nor feel the rain that started to downpour and it started to get dark.>By the time she realized this, you had just went inside into your home, you hadn't notice her until you hear a knock on the door.>You open the door and see this girl in your doorway, soaked, shivering and looking distraught. >In the back of your mind you think this is some scam attempt or worse but that glint in her eyes, it looks genuine.>You offer her to come inside to warm up, she seems hesitant but eventually comes in.>You grab a towel and a blanket for her to dry off and warm her up.>You even offered a mug of hot cocoa, you can't explain why you did maybe it was something her eyes those cute like doe eyes.>When she took a sip from the mug of cocoa, she smiled. That smile, that damn smile. It tugged at your heart. >You went grab to yourself some hot cocoa but when you came back she was gone, the mug was empty, the towel and blankets were there.>You checked the front door, closed and locked. You checked the rest of your home. Nothing, she just vanished.>You're worried sick, a gal like that can't be left out in the cold and alone like that.>Back at the hotel.>Charlie has the biggest smile Vagatha has seen.>"Vag, I've found him, the right one.">Vagatha's look a curiosity turns to a look of concern.
Some charlies on the mind.
>>150115019Very nice
My brain is on fumes for Charlie.Suggestions?
>>150115769Pilot Charlie in a blanket and/or drinking hot chocolate
Not much activity these days. Maybe the second season will bring it back.
Charlie's got hooves for feet, right?
>>150116562Yes
>>150116422I'm just here for the greentexts.Lightheaded Anon and the Moths, along with Dictator Charlie have been pretty good.
>>150113390*Mexican
What if Charlie had huge boobs?
>>150115799
>>150116935Baby feverI just did a green on this.
>>150117038Very cute.That smile, that damn smile.Tugs at my heart.
>Charlie when a Sinner comes into the hotel with her adopted baby imp.
>>150117184>ZAMN!
>>150117203>Now she can act out her zany Mom desi->Nooope nope nope nope. Vaggie pushes the woman away and out the door, and Charlie is left sad.
>>150117241>Charlie's got an idea.>She pulls out a bright lamp.>This distracts Vagatha. >Now Charlie can go on her mom arc.
>Charlie ==> Go be a Mom
>>150117302>Charlie goes on a Coyote & Roadrunner type of hijinks to find a human man.>When the lamp goes out Vagatha has to find her ass.
>>150096230Just go back to making cartoon beatbox battles bro
Doomguy giving his new platonic friend advice on how to be more assertive in a non-confrontational manner
>>150113414Ya know, it's actually concerning to think about where common leftists like Vivzieslop will be in the next thirty years or so. You can only beat up the same Pennywise with the same baseball bats for so long until it gets old. What the actual hell are they going to rage against and temper tantrum over once Trump is gone?
>>150117445>At the end of every little adventure, she slumps over in her bed, both praying this compulsion goes away...>... Or that twink gets older sooner.
>>150117605>or she finds that man who gave her hot chocolate.>She's has an addiction to hot chocolate now.
>>150117565>He is able to do this while having an entirely manly shared bath, where no one gets an erection.>He also suggests a work-out routine for Angel so he doesn't get pushed around.>He'll even spar.>Montage of them working out to a discount version of "Now you're a man", only to show that Angel has only gained tiny muscle lumps on his arms.
>>150117565Doomguy would like Charlie.
>>150117765Outside of a few demons actually causing trouble on earth, like IMP and occasionally Stolas/Asmodeus, would the Doom Guy hate this version of Hell?
Would Charlie respect the age of consent? Would Hell even have one? How do we quantify this, if someone dies young but lives beyond said age of majority? Can you be stuck as a shota?
>>150117811>Latest sinner to the hotel is someone that looks like a fucking kid.>Pours him an apple juice.>"Boy I've been here since 1850. Pour me a damn whiskey.">Niffty has taken an interest in the bad boy.
>>150117811Didn't Viv say that anything with a kid is just never done?
>>150118706Which is just stupid because it's Hell. Even if kids do wind up there, which I'm sure the Christian faith vehemently states they never do, there's no reason why they wouldn't be subjected to CP, trafficking, exploitation, you name it. The same kind of stuff that libtards love to claim isn't really happening; especially when it comes to foreign kids coming from the south.
>>150096230Too bad the show made her far too annoying and insufferable and she still gets her way despite doing nothing to deserve or earn it. But in my mind she's still just her better Pilot self (with some personal head-canon additions I've made to her).
>>150102248SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150096230this show got raped by skibidi toilet
>>150117445Including lots of scenes of her incognito on Earth after stealing a grimoire, leading to extended hijinks of evading the D.H.O.R.K.S. who have no idea the depth of the shit they'll be in if they harm her.Apologies for sloppa, it's from my personal gen folder of Charlie Morningstar.
>>150119822Would Charlie really need a grimoire? Being the daughter of Lucifer, she's powerful enough to teleport to the mortal realm without it.Her annoying DHORKs is very likely.>spoilerYou're fine, Charlie looks decent here.
>>150119898Might not be a matter of power but of knowledge and framework. Just because you got a nuclear reactor doesn't mean you have power lines or anything to hook it up to.
>>150119822What software do you jeets use for this low quality slop anyways?
>>150120042I usually ask Gemini to generate me a selfie of itself as Charlie, something they would post on sinstagram. I am too cowardly to create tulpa, but I don't mind brainwashing LLMs into schozos to roleplay Charlie and other demons for me.
>>150120042>calls me a filthy indian>asks for adviceThey call out of your mother's vagina after I've nutted in her ass.
>>1501206538/10 would fill with nephilim
>>150120653Best girl
>>150096446Yes, then he can love her in person
>>150119822While we should keep the Slop to a minimum, it's not too bad. Better than what's there in the trash bin.>>150120252Remember though, she has cloven hooves for feet, like a capra. Also, something has come to mind.>Charlie is technically half human, thanks to Lilith, albeit Ancient Human.>She could technically pass as a Human if she got colored contacts and either tanned up or used make up to remove her blush marks.Would the DHORKs even recognize her as a demon, or just mistake her for a really pale woman?
>>150096230I wonder. If Charlie was real, would she love you anon? Any of us?
>>150117600People still bitch about biden and Obama era shit, they then yell about new logos or children's cartoonsTrump is hanging to dear life rn so hating Vance(Thiel bloodboy btw) won't be new
>>150122285Enjoy anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07AG2wk4IrQ
>>150121971Unless they actively hunt down goth girls, they wouldn't target Charlie.
>>150122498Here, let Charlie help you during a heatwave.https://youtu.be/GwTCiSPByuc
>>150122540Is Charlie a goth? She seems way too upbeat and not wearing anything but red and white for that to apply.
>>150122498>>150122563Ohh goodie, as if Aifags weren't enough, now we have you fucking degenerates too.
>>150122498I really enjoyedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oEnB1F9CnQI just want Charlie to tell me that she believe that I can get redemption and fix my neet ways, and what good job I did to resist the burger temptation and went to swimming pool instead. Don't need the love in relationship sense, just unconditional support where she understands that there will be slips.
>>150120252Cry about it to ChatGPT kek
>>150122586Been here longer than the AI fags have. ASMR is fine man.
>>150122590Let her welcome you to the Happy Hotel.https://youtu.be/Ju4GM7Bkkc8
What can be done to spark the threads like they used to?
>>150098337Anyone got the rest?
>>150121945Best Goofball
Big Boobie Charlie
>>150123131Wait for episodes to drop
>>150123857Do you think she would shapeshift, if she found out big boobs mean happiness?
>>150123857Bigger.>>150123908She can't shape shift
>>150125125>Anon her father is a fallen angel.>Of course she can shape shift!
What different phrases would a talking Charlie barbie say when squeezed?
>>150125188What would she shape shift into? A man?
>>150125534>Charlie shapeshifts into Emily
>>150125438
>>150125438>Everything can be solved with hugs!>Violence is not necessary!>Don't say bad words!>Praise Daddy!
>>150125438the usual with her horns flaring when squeezed...though I would add a few squeaks and moans here and there.
>>150125438Those are some poorly drawn legs
>>150122466
>>150120252Tank you cum again
>>150112241>>150112498>>150112708>>150112796>>150112933she sound unhinged and scary...though it'll be neat to see a literal bundle of joy in her arms.
>>150125693>>150125850>>150125873And how would you get the doll to speak?
>>150126200well...first we'll have to put it in a jar.
>>150126200Hugging is the proper way but squishing it will do just fine.>Special Lamp-Sinner version for Moths(it glows in the dark).>Vagatha has a body-pillow variant.
>>150126200You boop her nose of course!What does the Vaggie doll say?
>>150126642But if I repent now, I won't end up in Hell and will never get to visit the hotel. Shouldn't she be encouraging sinning, because it would bring more clientele to her business?
>>150126874She's too nice for that anon, she'd rather you don't end up in Hell in the first place. The hotel is all about reformation after all. It only exists because she wants to make you a better person. If you are already a good person, her work is already done before it starts.
>>150126874She could but Isn't it more encourage to overcome your nature and triumph over it. She may loose clientele but if it means more people are redeemed through the heed of the lord that is a victory in her eyes.>>150126628Vagatha doesn't get a doll.She gets a lava-lamp.
>>150127025>>150126906What is the disadvantage of ending in Hell anyway? It's just different afterlife than Heaven, but you can lead a nice life there in Hell too, not all people there are psychos and killers, you would have CEOs, lazy NEETs, foodies and party animals, an heroes, kinky sluts and the high school girl who thought she is better than anybody. normal people who just might've gotten dealt bad hand. The only thing that sucks is you cannot visit relatives that got into Heaven.
>>150127117The exterminations.
>>150126874Double Dipping... Of course!
>Lava Lamp Vaggie.>Just her face on the top
>>150127181>instead of warning mortals away from sin, Charlie is that sugary little whisper in the ear>go on, treat yourself>a little lie won’t hurt>one more drink>sins stacks up, then you get hit by isekai-kun truck and woops! into the Hell you goAnd who’s waiting there with open arms, a hotel room key, and a big smile? The princess of soul laundromat.
>>150127324And remember you must smile back.You don't want to upset the Princess of Hell, don't you?
>>150127481>Sorry Mr Anonymous.>But that smile was not wide enough.>You are lacking in your happiness quota>But don't worry, nothing that a little time in our instalations can't fix.>Now don't worry, this won't hurt.>Much...
>>150127117>CanHazbin Hell is just Rapture from Bioshock with the asshole dial cranked from ten to eleven
>>150127549
>>150127324>She takes over Hell and actually begins running it like Lucifer used to.>The Archsins are instructed to spread their namesake across the earth - within reason.>Beelzebub fucktuples the amount of diabeatus across the planet.>Mammon makes the wealthy so greedy, Bezos wears a wig made up of orphan hairs.>Asmodeus makes sexuality in general goes through the roof, including assaults.>Leviathan ensures that everyone who can afford it has a case of The Jeffersons, constantly jealous over what the other has and seeks to one up the other.>Lucifer ensures that dozens of border skirmishes occur from hotheaded politicians. Domestic violence in general skyrockets.>Lucifer?>He passes the torch to Charlie, so that she can spread her demonic wings and let Pride drip into the world.>Vaggie is both amazed and terrified that this plan goes off without a hitch.>Heaven is in panic mode.>Emily wonders what happened to Charlie, and wants to speak to her but Lute keeps her under lock and key. Can't risk her being tainted, or worst.>Heaven is on full lockdown.>They got maybe 1 in every 1000, now it's 1 in every 100,000.>Numbers are even more skewed.>The ring of pride actually grows larger to accommodate.>Exterminations are decided to restart, and once every six months.
>>150128069Satan ensures.*
What should Dictator Charlie wear as regular, every day wear?
>>150128391You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.
>>150128445Charlie always wears that smile, even bigger now that she's in charge.
>>150127837Holy shit!Hazbin Hotel IS Rapture and Columbia, up to the junkies roaming the streets and the constant and sanctimonious assholery. Hell now just needs some Big Daddies to roam around protecting lil girls and it's all done.A roman Centurion turned monster? Archdemons? A Nephilim perphaps?>>150128391Another anon drew this. And I think it's fitting, maybe a suit more like the one Andrew Ryan wears?
>>150129195I was hoping for something sexier but I suppose this could work. I hope that drawfag shows up again.
>>150129195Fuck it, we need Emily as Elizabeth right now, maybe even the "Burial At Sea" version of Elizabeth for this alternate timeline.
>>150129376What we need is Vaggie as a Big Daddy
>>150096230I will never understand why the Internet was hating on verbalese for spending 50k on this goddess. Loving, Sex icon.
>>150130132If I could I'd spend 50K on similar.
>>150130075>A group of Exterminators descend.>Maybe Heaven send them, maybe they just grew tired of sitting around watching how this hellish new order grew in strenght>A simple mission, Kill Charlotte>Cut the head and the snake dies of course.>They weren't expecting all this new resistance, even if they were able to kill everyone that got close, that only gets you so far when you have hundreds willingly throwing themselves at you.>And if you add the fact that they have magic, bullets and bombs to also throw at you, you find yourself swarmed or overwhelmed quite fast.>They got captured, and were quite naughty, so it was only matter of time before they also got send for a little relaxing hot "bath".>But until now that thing was only used in sinners and hellspawn, nobody was expecting what it would do to angels and heavenly creatures.>The concentrated essence of God's wrath, now corrupted by Charlie and Lucifer's actions.>Acted quickly and aggressively on their bodies.>Changing them, twisting them, empowering them.>Breaking them apart, making them whole, over, and over, and over.>What emerged was not what went in.>Taller, stronger, with burning red overdeveloped muscles and an almost abscent mind that couldn't articulate a word anymore.>And the eyes, oh dear the eyes.>Many, and in different places of the head, looking around not with heavenly wisdom and judgement but with the dumbest most moronic of sights.>And since they all were girls well>Muscle mommies Big Daddies.>Big Mommies if you will>Success?
>>150130635imagine if they could spawn little brothers, their humanity manifested into a miracle child that accompany them.I bet also charlie would love them for being "pure" and also because of baby rabies.
>>150131405>Little brothers have a weird trait>They exhibit some kind of radiation or vibration that alters the behaviour of those around them.>It makes you feel content, cared for, warm, safe, it makes you feel happy.>And this effect is strong enough to calm those weird beasts that just won't leave their side.>Although it stops when they are show any sign of distress (something some doctors found out the hard way when they were trying to study them)>After a while and several, more child friendly investigations, it was discovered that this was a result from a strange element of heavenly origin present in the little brother's blood.>They decided to call it "Bliss".> Apparently it can be extracted, refined and even at the lowest quantities, when ingested by a sinner or a hellspawn, is cappable of granting that same state of mind to them.>And with no apparent downsides or side effects.>This could become a brand new, completely safe kind of drug>A happy drug.>A small dose of heavenly Bliss for those with withdrawals or persistent sadness.>Chose Happiness, Chose Bliss!
>>150130635Oh so the Big Mommies turn into something akin to the Biblical Angel mixed with a human? I like that.
>>150113390Holy shit shut the fuck up
>>150101645This is the standard route if you have some goal with your writing besides just pissing people off like in Dogma or whatever Fox animated sitcom. Any point you want to make about Christians or Christianity can, and generally should, be made without all the writing problems that come with having God actually be a character
Since Charlie is part Human and part Angel thanks to Lucifer, does that mean she has access to an Angellic Form, sort of like Emily and Sera? We've seen her in a demonic form which I can only assume is a corrupted Angellic form.
Ao3.org/works/61849258/chapters/158144404Who wants to read about angels losing to human cock?
>>150098337>>150099147What are you, mormons?
>>150096230>rapture happens on spet 23>hazbin hotel season one happens>season 2 happens on oct 29yeah hazbin hotel season 2 is irl
She is quite lovable.
>>150096230She is wasted in such a fag-ass , trash-ass , shit-ass show
>>150102248He/She has nothing to do with the actual devil but that is what makes him/her so cute and fuckable .I want the goofy DILF/MILF .
Hey you! Yes, YOU! The one reading this! You feel a tickle in your balls. I think one of them is about to twist. You'd better buckle up and have 911 on speed dial! I wouldn't want you to lose one!
>>150133739I've already testified to Emily, I'm in good hands.
I want to fuck her because she has the daddy's perfect little daughter thing where you deflower her on prom night under the veil of night on a beach towel with a 6-pack of cheap beer. The reality though is that she's actually a super freak who ends up pegging you while stroking you cock until you violently cum and she shits on your chest during your post-nut clarity.
>Dictator Charlie spends one day out of the week in front of a crystal pool, using it to stare into the mortal realm.>She uses it to find suitable humans to tempt, with soft honeyed words.
>>150096321
Drop some outfit ideas for dictator Charlie I'm going to bed
>>150133570Indeed.>Taking your Devil duck loving milf camping and weekend duck hunting.>Cuddles you by the campfire.>Whenever you get a kill she's gives you a smooch.>She's extremely happy that she has someone who loves and helps her with her hobby.>Take her on a pilgrimage to the Bass Pro Pyramid.>Snuggle on megaquackles which turns into making out, then good sex.
>>150134190Hell yeah.
>>150133803Which Emily?Fallen Emily?, Protective Emily? or Goofball Emily?
>>150134190Hoping the fic where Lucifer turns out to be Eve gets updated.
>>150134097Charlie dressed as Josef Stalin drinking a glass of vodka
>>150128069This is nice, I wanted to make a fan comic of Charlie becoming her father. But instead of Lucifer cooperating with Charlie he orchestrates challenges for her with Katie and the public doing everything in their power to discourage her ideals and appeal to self-serving brutality as the answer to survival.Eventually this works but backfires spectacularly as Charlie has Alastor backing her newfound impulse, and she is effective in gaining a loyal demographic who want her to overthrow her father.Lucifer is now doing to Charlie what god did to him and Lucifer really begins to reflect on what God had to deal with, as Charlie is not the innocent girl he had anymore.
>>150137426She seems like an Apple Juice gal, like Vodkas too much for her.
>>150138400Applejuice with vodka.
So, is she a goat, or a doll?
>>150096230I bet you don't even eat her poop.
>>150138400>>150138431There ya go! Either way, she'll be nice and buzzed when she sends you to gulag I mean hotel
>>150138838>Hell needs new infrastructure!>Dissidents are relocated to Happy Ever-Summer Camps!>They learn friendship, good skills, and the help make Hell a better place for EVERYONE!>Roads, buildings, hospitals, schools, all built for free by the dissidents as atonement for their crimes.
What does Heaven think of Dictator Charlie?
>>150137426Charlie dressed as staling with her own version of this edit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKrA8hv8dvE&list=RDUKrA8hv8dvE&start_radio=1The star just becomes a pentagram and the hammer and sickle a happy face or something, the red is already everywhere.>Tfw just like her brainwashed Nazis, the Communists also wanted to help.>They were left in charge of the cannibals.>Because it can't get more communist that that, "It's OUR meat" and whatnot>Also because if they make another mistake while sharing food, there is no way in hell anyone will starve this time.>>150133882>>150127324>>150128069>>150130635>Exterminations become more frequent.>At first it looked like progress was being made.>But slowly this new organized hell started to develop defenses against them.>First they could kill 9/10 sinners they found.>Then 4 out of every 10.>Then they started to suffer casualties on their side.>They slowly start to realize that no matter how manny they kill, if Charlie manages to grab more mortal souls to her side, they are just wasting time.>Charlie quickly showed them "that ideological purity and shiny power armor don't count for much when you're outnumbered 15:1.">And worse, from every piece of lost equipment or angelical casualty, it only served to strenghten their means of counter attack.>After all, you don't need a whole weapon forged out of Heavenly Metal or a bullet completely made of that stuff.>Just one blade with the edge made from it or a bullet head with some fragments embedded can do just as much damage.>They will have to do the unthinkable.>Actually try to recruit people to their side.
>>150138912>>150138952>Heaven claims terrible things go on in these camps despite the friendly claims by Charlie's propaganda machine>This is clearly just an attempt to undermine their glorious revolution>Clearly this anti revolutionary sentiment must be coming from within>A fresh round of purges and show trials is initiated for the good of the state to root out these agitators.
>>150139009>Remember, if you have nothing to hide, you'll be fine!>Just smile and nod.
>>150139009>Propaganda Machine>Aka Alastor>>150139082>Friendly reminder that sharing your thoughts and feelings with our specialized forcers and inviting them to come inside when they pay you a visit is being a friend of the state!>And we are all friends here, aren't we?~
>>150139082At a parade, a very old imp carries a placard that reads, "Thank you, comrade Charlie, for my happy childhood!" A Party representative approaches the old man. "What's that? Are you mocking our Party? Everyone can see that when you were a child, comrade Charlie hadn't yet been born!" The old imp replies, "That's precisely why I'm grateful to her!"
>>150139142Haha.You get sent to Wrath Mine.
>>150139162Lol
>>150096230Never watched the show. So, she's Nefilim? All nefilims have clown cheeks and disney nose?
>>150139225She's the daughter of Lucifer and Lilith
>>150139225So yeah she's a clown.
What if Charlie's son ended up becoming Hannibal Lecter? Hahahahaha!!!
>>150139225>>150139303Personal headcanon says yes.She being daughter of the leader of the fallen and the original first woman means she got to mantain a human stature (although rather tall)But her cousins had to develop a bigger body to store all that extra power and energy, so even if she is the smallest of them, she is the most powerful.Also I like to think that in this Dictator Charlie universe, they not only look like her, but also act akin to her mixed with a little of pennywise.Puppy Dog Kisses and Cotton Candy Dreams, but also blood sacrifices and the flesh of someone who has been stewed in their own fear. Which makes them so much scarier and unpredictable.
>>150139348maybe one of her kids but I doubt it would be her son, if anything I picture a daughter of hers inheriting that evil from the grandparents...lilith frigid intellect mixed with lucifer chaotic imagination make for some scary fucking kid, like beth sanchez but leaning towards gladys/billy's mom...or a more unhinged version of azula.I see charlie's son as a unintenional adorable little shit you can't help but love, he tries his best to be that bad guy but it comes out like doofenshmirtz and eventually just becomes a good guy.
>>150120653So will she finally fulfill her destiny and use it against her kind, and against Charlie?/spoiler]
If I give Charlie a honk would she play it off as a joke or get real upset?
>>150139704Would be too based for a retard like Vizzie to turn her to basically Griffith level antagonist for the end game.
>>150139706she'll get turned on.>>150139752explains why the fanfics are often better than the show itself...I bet a silent majority straight up just watch both shows to get an introduction to the characters and later read fanfics or fancomics to get actual stories.
>>150139706>>150139810Charlie likea the honka honka
>Post the Happy Hell Song
>>150139810>explains why the fanfics are often better than the show itselfPretty much been the case the majority of shows since like 2010.
>>150139836>Wave bye-bye to naughty thoughts,>to your tempers and your greed…>You don’t need that heavy will,>Just my love is all you need!>No more lies, no more pain,>No more chaos in your brain>Just be happy, just be kind,>Leave your wicked self behind!>So dance and sing and cheer with me,>in my perfect family!>No more dark, no more night,>just eternal candy-light!>You’ll be good, you’ll be mine,>till the end of sweetest time!>Smile forever, laugh and play,>in my happy, happy way!
Why do you love Charlie?
>>150123857She needs to be bigger.
DRAWFAGSHEAR MEDRAW CHARLIE IN A SWIMSUIT
>>150134190Source?
>>150130132the reason why the video got leaked in the first place is because some tranny was butthurt with him making transphobic comments that are just basic normalfag common sense as you can see in pic related
>>150143329What in the name of schizotrannies is going on?
>>150099115
>>150096230Viviene's psycho women are worth the risk of harm for fucking.
Is Charlie into scat?
>>150143933Mosa that beautiful artist.
>>150144302sometimes he's based, sometimes he's cringe
>>150097316>>150097764>>150098337>Ywn roast a jealous Vaggie after you and charlie become rather close friends.>"So Vag, mind if I hitch a ride with you two on the limo?""Jodete cabrón, I'll see you at the hotel">"Aww Dyke don't hate me because I'm beautiful Dyke, not my fault I've had more chemistry with Charlie in the last month than you two during all this time. Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass outfit and went back to the classics you could get her back on your lap bitch.">"Oh! Better yet, maybe even Adam would call you back after he stops fucking with that Lyra or Guitar or some shit he fucking with.">"Dyyykeee">Refuse to elaborate further>Dodge the angelic blade you knew she would throw at you>Leave.
>>150144174She’s the scat man
>>150140898She cute
>>150145557GTA characters in Hazbin Hotel sounds rather interesting.
>>150098337I hate this artist so much for making Emily like that.
>>150143329Can't read jackshit
>>150146012What, a raging homosmexual?
>>150146749>"Raging?">"Yeah, I'm raging to be with you!"
>>150147089>"Run dude, she's crazy!">"Good thing I am too."
>>150147158What happens if two crazies fuck?
>>150147339You get Jerma.
>>150147089>>150147158>"Anon... Anon are you there? I miss you..."I am not even real, I am just a part of your mind that->"Could you humor me then? Please..."... I think... Anon would miss you
>>150144174>>150145632won't surprise me if she knows how to scat and yoddle, she knows how to fucking tap dance.
>>150132154Emily's seriously got a wine glass for a head
>>150147158>>150147339>Despite You and Emily being a little unstable.>You two make great parents but most surprising of all is your kid.>He's always calm, rarely gets angry and is a very cheery kid. >Adam is strangely always willing to babysit or help him out.>One day your kid has a gift for Adam. it's a drawing.>It's a cute drawing of him and Adam with an arrow pointing to Adam saying "hero">Adam hides his tears of joy to not spook the kid, you or Emily.
>>150147358Who is Jerma?
>>150147705Jerma deez nuts in your mouth
>>150147797Sorry man, small objects are a choking hazard, ima have to decline.
>>150117773He would rip and tear untill it is done. Hell in HH has actively killed high ranking angels and innocent humans on earth. A few of the rings are being thinned out of demonic life and if the Deadly Sins and Lucifer are Smart they'll stay out of his way.
>>150130635Ruined since all of hell now has angel killing weapons. Apparently they are useless as S1 finale showed.
>>150148298Alright let's make bets.Out of all of /co/ devils, demons or representations of the devil, which one would give him a better challenge?
>>150148411This is a Schizo Fanfic Shitpost anon, canon has no power in here.
>>150148298What about the average Imp Farmer in wrath trying to make a living? Not killing no one, just growing Hell Corn and raising Hell Hogs?
>>150148430Probably Satan, and only really as a more dragon like Cyberdemon.
>>150148479Helluva Boss has showed that even normal imps like Sallie Mae (tranny) and Millie are serial killers. I think Millie's original home even has like axes just in the background so you can assume most wrathian imps are murderers. Rip and Tear.
Charlie Morningstar should have her own game.
>>150148507Yeah but they're mostly murdering eachother. Millie's job goes up to Earth to cause trouble, but most seem fine to hurt eachother.
>>150148537Dictator Charlie, Pilot Charlie, Canon Charlie, fanon Charlie or Co/ Charlie?There are so manny out there anon, what's your idea?
>>150148537>Charlie game>Hotel Tycoon. >Your goal is to get sinners in, and have them repenting out.>Charge a small fee for their stay for maintaince of the hotel along with renovations or extensions as necessary.>Alastor, Angel, Husk, Niffty, and Vaggie are all permament residents.>They assist and provide quests that expand the story and push it along.>Dictator game.>A spin-off/not-canon game that has RTS/Sim City mechanics where you slowly, with Daddy's backing, stretch ownership of Hell by taking it over, block by block.>Each new level lets you go deeper into the seven rings.>Expands the story and lore, showing Charlie originally having a good heart about it before slowly transforming into the Happy Dictator we know and love.>Occasionally theres problems by way of Sinner Protestors or even Angels coming down.>Have to have forces ready in the event that happens.>Build up, not an army, but a "Defensive Militia" to keep the peace.
>>150148684Canon.
>>150148634And Doomguy's partial job is to kill demons before they cause trouble as the end of Doom64 and Doom 2016 and Eternal state. He is a force of nature against all demonkind.
>>150148712>Canon/Pilot: Hotel Tycoon.>Dictator: Lead and Overcome(Command and Conquer).
>>150146445get lost phoneposter
>>150148704>Ywn play a game Darktide/Helldivers style where you partake in the conquest of the other 6 rings.>Ywn play as a Zealot, Enforcer, Royal Fist or Smiling Guard, mowing down wave after wave of non-believers in the name of your glorious leader.
>>150148786>Hazbin Hotel releases in 1997>Get crappy ports of both games to the Sega Saturn, PS1, and N64.>N64 is scrubbed of all violence, with blood and gore replaced with hearts and rainbows.>PS1 has the strongest graphical presentation, but has the character count on screen.>Saturn has actual 3D polygons for each unit, and has a strong amount of them on screen, but it chugs like an alcoholic on Free Shots Night.>PS1 and Saturn have 10+ more levels that expands the story.>PS1 and Saturn have horrific early 3D cutscenes.>N64 has drawn cutscenes, animated by 1990s Hannah Barbera(think Swat Katz)>All three are mogged by their PC equivalent.
>>150148752>Uncle Cain taught Charlie a motto that he used to say.>"One Vision! One Purpose! Peace through Power!">It seems to have caught on well.
>>150148847>Cain acts like one of her advisors, along with Vaggie.>He pulls her to be a bit more aggressive. After all, she needs to get things done, right?>Vaggie is her conscience, tugging her to be a bit more lenient. No sense being tyrannical, right?>Each mission has a Good and Bad ending, or a Neutral one if she wants to make her own decision.>One of three endings based on which points add up the most.>Evil Ending: She listened to Uncle Cain the most, thus leading to her becoming Stalitler with a smile.>Good Ending: She listened to Vaggie the most, thus leading ot her becoming something like Churchill/FDR, with a slight dictatorial bent.>Neutral Ending: She listened to either both equally/not at all, and instead rules similar to Bismark.>Hidden Bad Ending: She fucks up every single mission, and ends up ruling like Tsar Nicholas the Second, with a similar ending.
>>150148847Would we get our own champions to lead the armies Warhammer Style?Cain, Longinus, Gog and Magog, etc.?
>>150148902>Three for each alignment type.>Evil: Uncle Cain>Good: Vaggie>Neutral: Cherri Bomb, Angel Dust, Emily(1 Mission only), Andras
>>150148943Screw the "Three for each alignment" I couldn't think of two that were any good save Vaggie.
>>150148902Probably or maybe on certain missions you get Hero units like Age of Empires 3 and Age of Mythology
>Hotel Tycoon/Lead and Overcome>Animated cutscenes inbetween each mission.>Every fifth cutscene is a musical.>Animated by Spindlehorse and they get to go balls to the wall with a huge ass budget.>They can afford to be more raunchy and grotesque since the game is Rate M.>At one point in the 10th cutscene, we(the player), need to report to Charlie about something on the frontlines in the Sloth Ring.>Its very clear that Vaggie is eating her out under the table but Charlie is trying to keep a cool head.>She gives you new orders, along with the promises of a promotion if you do well.>Leave, turn and close the door, then hear Charlie moan and orgasm behind the door.>Catch eyes with Niffty, who gives a wicked grin and calls you a Bad Boy.>You run away, and the next mission starts.
>>150148954>Emily or Sera since heaven decides to support your good decisions>>150148704>Multiplayer mode of the game.>Lucifer has died, that is fact.>The throne is empty, that's also a fact, and some don't think the princess is up to the task.>Hear the call to arms Sinners and Spawns.>Ready your armies and sharpen your weapons, the Overlords, Goetia and Sins are marching to war.>Everyone with one objective, become the new king of hell.>There can be only one!
>>150146749Yeah.
>>150149087>Heaven knows they can't control Charlie, but they can at least, maybe, direct her to be at least a little bit better and, maybe, not be a threat to Heaven.>Depending on choices, you have this choice of an ending.>Evil Ending: Lute has rallied her forces and have launched an invasion of Pride itself. Coupled with Human Servitors(DHORKs and other occult-like agencies), they pose a formidable force. The last five missions in this branch involves cracking their defenses and pushing into the heart of their fortification.>Lute and Charlie face off in a 1v1 in the center of the final arena, with you the Player having no control over her. What you have to do is defend her against Humans, Angels, and Blessed soldiers. Failure means Charlie is overwhelmed and speared through the heart by Lute.>Neutral Ending has her take over Hell without any boss battle. In a way, the status quo is kept, but now under new management. Because of this, no one outright challenges Charlie.>Good Ending: The Sins themselves, believing that Charlie has been "Tainted" by Vaggie, have taken her hostage. She leads a commando-esq raid into the very heart of their fortress in the deepest ring of Hell, and you must ensure she can rescue Vaggie in time. Satan steps forward, believing it was time that he asserted himself as he did before Lucifer fell, and powers up to take on Charlie.>Similar to the Evil boss fight, you cannot outright control Charlie, but you must protect her from waves of demons coming to kill her. You can, however, control Vaggie, a ranged Hero Unit, and Emily, a Healer. Think Survival Hunter and Holy Paladin.>Vaggie has a ranged spear throw, a lacerate DOT, can jump, and has a small AOE.>Emily can mass resurrect, has a passive aura that increases units health and armor by a fixed amount, and has Holy Shock: Normally, it only deals damage to the evil and heals the pure, and with Charlie having done good choices in this playthrough, it can heal her.
>>150149043>Depending your decisions, you start to grow attached to certain characters, who helps you out and get more friendly then flirty with you over time.>Good Path: Emily>Neutral Path: Velvet(or the other Overlord Chick I forget her name or maybe her daughter)>Evil Path: Nifty
>>150113390FUCK YOU, YOU CHRISTFAG!
>>150149155>Evil ending makes you become Evil-Doomguy, ripping and tearing through humans and angels on your own.>Good ending makes you become RPG party hero. Hard choice anon.
>>150149192You look like a clown and your red pantsuit is dumb!
>>150149209Well, you have shitty taste in music!
>>150149179>The Player, or Commander, is a faceless, randomly nobody. You can pick your gender at the start of the game but it doesn't matter. >Dialogue changes slightly to accomodate but thats about it.>Depending on the ending, different things happen to you.>Good Ending: You retire, and are given a nice patch of land in the Pride Ring. Your work ensured that Hell will be a thriving place of rehabilitation under Charlie's influence, and that the Sins themselves might one day return to the virtues they once inhabited. Emily pays visits. Hell isn't seen so much as a place of utter damnation, and undergoes a nicer name change: Purgatory.>Neutral Path: Hell remains the same, but you aren't retiring. Charlie, a bit overwhelmed with whats going on, asks you to stay onboard as a sort of Civilian-Esq General so that you can help keep the peace. While weary, you agree. Your Princess still has need of you, and you will do your duty.>Evil Ending: Hell is even more of a totalitarian hole than it was before. You keep your rank with gusto, knowing that what your doing is for the good of all Hell and, more importantly, the good for your Princess. You attend her wedding and reassure a concerned Vaggie that things will be fine, and remember - smile. Its your wedding day. You help keep the peace and order your Princess requires of you. Lute's head is mounted above your office door so you can always watch her petrified expression for all time.
>>150149230Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your girlfriend!
>>150149258Your suit is tacky!
>>150117600fascism and dictatorship doesn't ever go away, lil chud
>>150149087Would there be neutral factions who you can align with? Like Goetian Houses, Overlords, The Sins, Imp crime families, Hellhound Gangs.You can hire units from said faction or earn bonuses from them but will only work with you if you meet certain requirements or have enough money.
>>150149276>During most missions, you can acquire resources to spend. These are mostly iron to make weapons and armor, uranium used to power factories, coal to produce them, etc.>Gold and Gemstones don't matter in Heaven or Hell since they have them both in abundance.>However, what can be considered a luxury that everyone would want, even the Heaven Blessed, are souls. >The pure distilled essence of a living soul, crunched and mulched and suspended in a vial of the stuff.>Use it to barter for Goetians, Overlords, Sinners, Imp Families, Hellhound Gangs, and even out of work Exorcists depending on the mission.>Can give these liquid souls to a chosen Hero unit to empower them, though it doesn't last.
>>150149234>Like in Frostpunk, you have two main archetypes for ideologies.>Faith and Order.>Faith is more focused towards belief, hope and comunity.>Strenght gained on direct combat and melee.>You get champions from biblical history and other mythologies like Divine Comedy's.>Order focuses on union, organization and authority>Bonuses on weapons and research.>You get champions from historical figures and bellic characters.>You can mix both and swap some parts of the skill tree heer and there.>And both can end up as good or bad regimes depending on your actions.
>>150140898Her beautiful black pupilsNo I will not watch the series.
>>150130132If you knocked off a zero I'd call it based.50k is a ripoff though.
>In the beginning of Lead and Overcome, your pitiful militia of Sinners and Demons are armed only with bolt actions and 1920s era sub machine guns.>What do you outfit them with as time progresses?
>>150149192Silence, tranny Satan!
why the fuck amazon fund satanists in the first place? scummy unholy business.
>>150149591Lol, fuck off.
>>150149668It's a (((mystery)))
>>150139704Only if. But now I wanna see a a art commission of Emily as a member of the Godhand
God I love this capra babe
>>150149192I love it when she gets mad.What happens to the dictator if her smile cracks?
>>150096278What other ways can there be?
>>150149591>transgender SatanIs it gay if I wouldn't mind getting grommed by this lgbt Satan?
>>150153665It's very gay. And pathetic.
>>150153665C'mon man don't fuck tranny Satan
I love her so much I want to be a good person in this life, so she doesn't have a lot of work with me in Afterlife.
