>Why did you guys build the place to look like a retarded Darth Vader?
>>150107572>Listen my financial advisor hooked me up with a good architect guy, ok? Fucker built him a temple on a private island, I wanted in on that! Didn't know he was going to making into Darth Vader or some shit, I just told him to make it baller and menacing as fuck
>>150107608>your financial advisor had a temple on a private island?
>>150107618>I know right! I don't get how he could afford all of that, I mean he cost me a fair chunk of change for tax avoision advice but nothing on par with buying a fucking island. He even had some old torahs in there in hebrew or some shit, I wasn't paying much attention
>>150107608
>>150107672>...>was bill clinton there?
>"The Almighty Braniac has a grievance to report."
>>150107708>What? No no bill wasn't there>although hawking was there for some reason, I don't know it was fucking bizarre>he had like...6 or 7 dwarf women around him in student clothing while he had the biggest fucking smile in the world across his face
>>150107725>you may report big brain
>>150107741>"The Almighty Braniac wishes to know why no one refilled the coffee machine after it was empty."
>>150107761>*collective groan*
>>150107730>LEX! LEX! OH FUCK! DID THAT GUY'S SURNAME RHYME WITH EINSTEIN? LEX! ANSWER ME LEX! FUCKING ANSWER ME, YOU TESTICLE LOOKING BALD>WE ARE IN DEEP SHIT LEX>I HAVE BEEN TO THE MARIANA TRENCH AND LEMME TELL YOU, WE ARE IN DEEPER SHIT THAN THAT
>>150107761>Just refill it yourself. You're the only one who uses it.>>150107672>Lex, is your man Jeff? Because he gave me my start at the ripe old age of 12 *reow* taking advantage of foolish old men...
>>150107818>>150107796>"The Almighty Braniac is responsible to refill the coffee machine only on Monday, Tuesday, abd Thursday. Friday refills would bring disorder.
>>150107796>>150107818>>150107829>see this is why we should all use the group chat when our refreshments are running low! Honestly if you guys can't do that you might aswell just bring your own shit in, I mean this gets brought every meeting>>150107814I don't fucking remember, all their names end in "stein" anyway
>You guys are still coming to Bible study, right?
>Bizarro does not need almond as milk alternative for coffee>Bizarro's bowels love only having dairy cream in his coffee every day>Bizarro did not destroy local plumbing system due to only having dairy cream in his coffee>Bizarro does not wish to file application for reasonable accommodation with local legion union representative
>>150107889>RIDDLE ME THIS>What's a jewish myth that adds to 3, yet only equals 1!
>I'm here for the gang bang
>>150107968>oh here we go, the whole "christianity is a jewish psyop" speel again. Seriously Riddler we get it already, keep your fedora on>>150107972>excuse me?
>>150108004>>150107968>"Ummm, Edward...Which room did we store the captured heroines Starfire, Raven, and Wonder Girl?"
>Okay, guys guys guys. I have the perfect plan! We break into the Hasbro factory. Steal their molds. Bring them to a third world country, and begin making our own flawless copies!
>>150108052>Grodd suspects the chinese communist party beat us to it
>>150108114>I don't care if the CCP beat us to it! We could literally start printing G4 figurines! And then Hasbro would have no choice once we flood the market! We could even search the internet for some of the more popular G4 OCs and begin making our unofficial, official prints! >Don't you see? It's not about beating the Chinese to it, it's about doing what Hasbro failed to do! I want my horses and if Hasbro won't do it, we can continue G4, ourselves!
>>150107572stewie griffin in a custom darth vader helmet
>>150107618>Sounds like one of the guys I worked for
>I, Starscream, now declare myself leader of the Legion!
>>150107725>>150107741
>Question, did anyone here not work for or with Jeffrey?
>as a major contributor to the Legion’s funds, I personally think we should place our efforts into destroying Toronto
>Meanwhile in Quahog
>>150108784>I have no problems with this and actually I think we should expand on your plan and instead destroy the whole of Canada!>All in favor say, "rake"!
>>150109183>rake
>>150108784>I thought this was supposed to be an EVIL organization?
>>150109274>Gordon stop %$%#&#@ with your nerd friends and clean the mess you made at my living room, you %@$#.
>>150109946my dumbass forgot the image
>>150109946>but Julieeee! I was about to get them to destroy Scott Pilgrim >can’t it wait a minute
>>150109376>Ahh, but consider following my corporation-INATOR, Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. Perry the Platypus and I are having a little opening
>Why aren't any of you listening to me? I'm your leader now!
>>150109973>$#&%, fine. But if you destroy my city you better get used to staying in this darth vader shaped $#&%hole.
>>150110629>Soundwave superior>Legion of Doom and Starscream inferior.
>>150110683>YES! Ok, I promise no messes and I’ll come home as soon as we’ve turned Scott Pilgrim and his wretched little life into a smoking crater
>>150107189>Uh guys… am I still part of the team?
>>150107189Hello dudes-a-rino! Fellow Legion of Doom-guys!I got a pretty solid plan to make some mon-ey!And try to keep your cool, looking at you Manta, but it involves kites. Pretty exciting, am I right?
>>150110810>>150110895>You two gentlemen are sharing bathroom duty with Polka-Dot Man. Be careful, I think my ostrich layed an egg in there!>WAWK WAWK WAWK
>>150110895>Why does Kiteman gets a chair and not me? You can get a kite on any toy store, or make one with easily acquirable items. I think we are not being properly recognized based on our contribuitions.
*BLINK*
This bomb will go off in 5 seconds unless defused Can you work together to do it
>>150110998Ah, huh, yes. I see. Good 'ol Lex cleaning robots are on the fritz again, haha! Funny how he can, huh, make giant lazers powered by Kryptonite and we still need to clean the floor ourselves. Haha, funny how life is.Well, sorry >>150110810 Killer Moth, dude, I'll have to leave you with Polka-man!I got a hot date tonight!>>150111002Hey big guy! Wanna sit on my kite-chair? They, like, handed me anohter chair for my backup kite. It's totally cool if you want to use it!
>>150111142>I'll help by counting the seconds!>Five
>>150107572I always think about Black Manta helmet
>>150111183Kiteman's kite has a chair? Is it recognized as an independant member? This is absurd! >I'll be sitting on the chair. Thanks Kiteman.
>>150111350>Now they're even preventing me from sending my image? I'll talk with HR.
>>150111183>oh yea?! Well- I’ve got a hot date too! With uh… White Rabbit! Yeah! So someone else can clean the toilets. Have Crazy Quilt do it or something.
>>150107189>THE MUSIC MEISTER!!!
>>150109155>Stewie wakes up refreshed but suddenly an expression of sheer terror covers his face as he realizes he overslept and he missed the meeting at the Legion of Doom.>Stewie blames Rupert for not waking him and throws Rupert on the floor in anger.
>>150111204>who the fuck is this imposter?
>"ok so i just want to make sure that Dental insurance benefits are intergalactic or just on Earth.">"Keeping these teeth isn't that cheap, you know"
>BoomYou failed. Now there’s a hole in the floor
>>150108667>>150107730I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. We might be going to regular-person jail.
>>150111534>You're the impostor here, you broken clock. Better starting counting to your doom!
>>150112014Um guys? The bomb?
>>150112131>R-right, the bomb. Let's see... it seems... it exploded 1 hour and 3 minutes ago.
>>150111534>>150112014>Alright crackers, why are you trying to steal my flow?
>>150111443>You? A date? White Rabbit even? Tell me, why isn't she here? Does she go to another school?>DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>150112255>And who are you untimely fellow supposed to be? Clock Pimp?
>>150111443>>150112573Don't mess with my date just because Harley dumped you for a plant, Joker.
>>150109155>Don't mind me fellas, I'm waiting for Cleveland to drop on by so I can yell the N-word
>>150111841>Solomon Grundy say off-world mean out-of-network! >Yellow-Ring-Man can use own dentist but might incur greater out of pocket costs!
>>150107608 Fucker built him a temple on a private island >The Allmighty Zeus doesn't remember becoming your financial advisor
>>150112671>Your Legion of Doom is too stingy with benefits. Here at Apokolips our dental plan covers most of the known universes.
>>150112664>HEY THERE PETER, IT'S ME CLEVELAND!
>>150112981Well at least here on Earth we don't go to other plantes to steal brides
>>150112671>this is some corporate bullshit right here">>150112981>"Do you have a 401k plan?">how good is it?"
>>150112661>oh hey babe. When did you get here?
>>150114760>Solomon Grundy try to negotiate better benefits package but can only get interest from UnitedHealthcare.>They say are only health insurer as evil as Legion of Doom.
>>150114760>>150117030>Stop being a poor, and just visit Tamaran. They have universal health and dental benefits and no way to bill you. Just get your procedure done and leave, they literally can't do anything about it and they literally can't turn you away.
>Heya fellas, it's me. I'm back from my vacation. Quick question: Why didn't my LoD card work at the door?
>GUYS! I HAVE A PLAN >*FLIPS COIN*>LET'S ALL KILL OURSELVES
>>150118213Because nobody likes someone who uses up all the energy weesources. So nobody likes you. Weeve.
>>150118213>what the fuck? I thought you got lobotomized?
>>150118213>Oh god quick someone lobotomize him again
Is this the league of GOON?BLAST IT, I CAME TO THE WRONG PLACE!
