Would baby doll be a good mother and wife?
>>150107549NoShe's fucked in the head.
>>150107549Probably not.
>giving birth to something two thirds your size
>>150107549Wife?
No, and no.But young (not young looking, actually young) brats can be corrected 8nt9 being good .
>>150107592Speaking from experience?
>>150107603No, from academic papers.
She would die during child birth, sadly
>>150107549>would make for an amazing fuck but is too smol for birthing childrenshitsux to no wonder she has to cope with being a villain
>>150107549She will when I'm done with her...
>>150107549She'd drown a fast food worker in a giant vat of pickles because he accidentally put pickles on her kid's burger.>Fast food worker slowly sinking into the pickle brine: I-I didn't mean to!>Dahl: Hey, that's MY line!
>>150107692Which papers?
Suicidal people don't tend to be good parents.
>>150107859Papers written by Japanese academics and researchers.
I miss the bodyguard with the nice legs. Her design looks proto-new adventures
Imagine if Baby Doll made you her top henchman, and your first assignment was to escort her to an amusement park incognito and buy her a large soda before taking her to all the rides and attractions while she looks increasingly squirmy up until you take her to that one game where you have to shoot water to make a balloon pop
Would she be a better mother?
>>150107980OH NOT YOU AGAIN
>>150107567>>150107738Are C-sections not a thing?
>>150107948Her existence makes no sense. Where the fuck did Baby Doll find a woman who can fight back against Batman?
>>150107549I think as soon as she smelled baby powder again she'd go back to old habits
>>150107908Are they called doujin?
>>150108249Far worse
How is there no pic of any version of her as a Raisins girl?
>>150108306useless nitpick
>>150108424>Hey, where's that cute blonde who was here last week?>Oh, she took the day off. She cried over the phone about nobody believing she was really 45, or something. Anyway, can I get you started with a beverage?
She likes em big
>>150107549If she switch her career to voice acting, I would say yes unless she is planning to adopt some kids that need a motherher husband Bruce Wayne. Fucking witness me
>>150109098She like um scaly.
>>150110658BD and a animated version of her old show might be fun. Happy Days was a sitcom about a bar was in what, the 1970s? and had a scifi cartoon in the 1980s. The Little Rascals probably predate sound movies, had Shirley Temple in some episodes, and had a movie and a 1980s cartoon.>BD is based on Shirley Temple and Dennis the Menace.BD vs Toyman over her collectables would be fun.You can't collect a woman's underwear. Not on this network, anyway.
>>150108306A stunt actress, maybe?
>>150108292They ignore that just like they ignore posts about donor eggs and clomid treatments They want to ensure she's always a rejected sack of shit
Imagine Mary Dahl needing to explain to a director that she legitimately has the bladder of a toddler and her bathroom breaks aren't to do drugs
>>150110893It’s what she deserves, after all
>>150107549Mary is much too self centered to be a good mother. She would probably force her kid to become an actor in order to live vicariously through them. Basically ruining their formative years with constant acting classes and auditions and shit. And then if they DO break into the industry Mary will probably get jealous or overcontrolling and tank their career cuz she's a sociopath
>>150107549No, because she's a sociopath... and that's exactly why I love her.
I wish they had had an episode where she teams up with the Mad Hatter, because their delusions kind of fit each other, their goals don't contradict.His fantasy is to have a blond girl be his Alice, her fantasy is to play make-believe as a child forever. They could dress her up like Alice and go rob banks together, or kidnap people, or some shit.
>>150107549Stealth loli thread
>>150108306Where did the Joker find a psychologist with a weak, malleable mind that was also a world class gymnast? In Gotham, sometimes things just kind of fall into your lap.
>>150111253technically a fully grown adult
>>150111245Wasn’t there fan art of her trying different outfits and one of them is Alice with her threatening the mad hatter?
>>150111245Oh man, I imagine an episode where this happens ends with Batman saving Baby Doll and she reveals she doesn't want to be saved. That might rival that STAS episode on Apokolips where Darkseid is carried away and he tells Superman "Here, I am God."
>>150108383No they're called your mother's memoirsI'm featured heavily in them
>>150107948Would
>>150111253She is 47 years old
cock sleeve
>>150111253Literally the whole point of the character is that she is an adult.
>>150111599They knew what they were doing with these shots
Imagine if Mary started a OnlyFans where she played her Baby Doll character wearing a diaper under her skirt and struggling to open the bathroom door like that one scene in the Mika's Diary intro
>>150112570We need more western lolibabas.
>>150111272He found her in Arkham.
>>150107549Maybe she would.
>>150108306Doesn't Gotham have a henchmen temp service?
>>150107549Okay, so hear me out...>Baby Doll attempting to /ss/ Billy BatsonWould it work?
>>150107567Lina Medina.
>>150111245>I wish they had had an episode where she teams up with the Mad HatterYou aren't the only one.
>>150111245
>>150113026Still diaper posting? Have you heard of >>>/aco/ ?
Come to think of it, why were so many Shirley Temple parodies spoiled brats or full on enfants terribles? Were there reports of her being difficult to work with or something?
>>150107549i thought this was darla dimple for a second
Imagine coming to bed after a long day at work and she tells you that the baby needs changing. Before you can muster the strength to get up again, you hear crinkling sounds and her grunting.
>>150109098and loud?
>>150116123Shirley Temple was a VERY precocious child and apparently could take direction as well as an adult actress. Seeing a little child act like a grownup was probably a little unnerving for some folks.
>>150116123How do you know its a parody of shirley temple? I think ive heard people say the same about darla dimple from cats dont dance who has a similar appearance.Im not actually familiar with classical hollywood films and actors of that era.
>>150108424One of the strangest things I've ever found out is that Raisins is something from a canonical south park episode, and not something that a /co/ user made up.
>>150108292Yes, they exist, however, that would require a premature birth depending on your natural height. Imagine those 1-month-old babies who are literally a third of the height of their 1.60m mothers.It certainly could be, but imagine all of Baby Doll's psychological problems, now adding the idea of not being able to be a complete or fit mother, not even physically.
>>150108249I don't know, but I'll definitely enjoy trying to get her pregnant and gaslighting her into thinking that she can be and should be a good mother if she wants to be useful in life.
>>150107549>>150107565>>150107566>>150107574She'd suck at that hard! and conditionWouldn't allow her to, kept her from aging. >>150107898Never got this when I was a kid, I mean they'd all die if he didn't remove the dynamite stick.
>>150116019Yeah I have the diaper thread open in another tab
>>150107898pretty clever of him to throw the dynamite away.
Imagine Baby Doll making you watch the latest movie she's in and shaking your arm in the middle of it saying "I gotta pee..."
>>150118322Look man, I get you want to bring up your fetish, and no judgment on that, truly, but you really need to scale back on the number.
>>150118383How do I scale back lower than number one ba-dum tssss
>>150117308good for you, now keep it in there. Alternately just label yourself as a diaperfag or something, when posting this stuff so we know its weird stuff in the spoilers
>>150118421Sensible chuckle.
>>150107549Would Baby Doll's baby be named "Baby Baby Doll"?
>>150111245>>150111315Make it darker she's being mind controlled, but when Batman frees her, she breaks down in tears as Batman tries to comfort her, she slaps him away and says, Why couldn't you let me Make belive! turns out she paid hatter to put her in the fantasy world.
>>150118749She can shift from office lady, to crazy yandare, to ditzy baby girl, at will.Truly the perfect waifu.
>>150118830All the while, wearing the same diaper
Imagine of you took Mary Dahl grocery shopping and she sat in that small part in the shopping cart where babies sit in while constantly breaking wind from the lunch you gave her earlier to reduce impulse buying
>>150118685Hatter opening a VR lounge would be so hated by the Penguin. And maybe drug dealers. And Starbucks. Anything that requires addiction.
>>150118999Farts only? I can work with that
>>150119192And then she pushes too hard
