Just one more thing... It's about your hero's feats...
>Chuck Norris>Bugs Bunny>Popeye>MUGEN Ronald McDonald>Doctor Doom with prep>Batman with prep>Solo Lord Itachi>Brolypotence>Loebforce Rulk>WoG Omni-Man >Pre-Retcon Beyonder
My father? BOUNDLESS and LOVING. Your father? Domestic abuse level AT BEST and diddles little boys.
No frauds allowed in this thread
>>150110050Good, I'm sick of Ash vs Yugi debates.
>>150110032>Domestic abuse level AT BEST and diddles little boys.hey fuck you, he only does one of these
>MugenCHADS wonFunny
>>150110032We know Atreus. Shoto and Dabi's father cannot match up to KINGtos.
>Yugi vs Ash>Yugibros scale Yugi to the next protag who Yugi directly dueled>Ashbros cry and say "nuh uh, use your own feats">Yugibros then debate Yugi the effects of Yugi using spell/trap effects on Ash>Ashbros cry and say "nuh uh, it's not a game so they don't work">Yugibros then start using feats portrayed by the monsters during the duels>Ashbros cry and say "nuh uh, those are all holograms">Yugibros then provide feats from points where the monsters were real>Ashbros cry and say "nuh uh, Ash will make it into a fight physical fight and that won't matter">Yugibros then provide feats of Yugi using the Duel Armor>Ashbros cry and say "nuh uh, they won't use that story">Yugibros then provide feats of Yugi doing things himself in the main story>Ashbros cry and say "nuh uh, that doesn't count because...it just doesn't okay!"Where do we see this debate going from here?
Composite fiction vs Illia Topuria
I hope when Maka decapitates the fuck out of Ruby, she’s still conscious, just for a minute. I wanna see Maka kiss her on the lips as the light fades from her silver eyes…
>>150110150>of Ruby, she’s still conscious, just for a minute. I wanna see Maka kiss her on the lips…with her futacock
Gays care more about dick size than women btw
>>150110102Why would they use noncanon stuff? Bardock didn't get SSJ
>>150110164No shit, we're all gay here
>>150110190Me? I-I'm not gay. I swear
>>150109991I hate that they're doing this instead of Light Yagami vs Walter White, which is much more fitting for Light's personality.
>>150110150No, Soul will kiss Ruby and plow her corpse while Maka gets wet while watching.
>>150110190I’m not gay, I make LOVE to women and I FUCK men to prove my superior heterosexuality
A blog is outhttps://constantagony0107.blogspot.com/2025/08/ruby-rose-vs-maka-albarn-infinite.htmlMaka stompsI wonder when G1's will be
>>150110220I agree. Walt vs Light has more win cons for both sides. Columbo doesn't really have experience with the supernatural. Walt doesn't either of course but he could just kill him or have the cartel go for him. Could go a lot of ways vs praying that Light slips and says he's Kira.
>>150110242G1 always releases the day before an episode drops
>>150110242>Episode of women getting degraded and humiliated Why aren't people excited for this one again?
>mugenbrowns lost and had a melty Kekamusing.
>>150109991Post Light's manga (the canon) death
>>150110280Misogyny isn’t funny bud, we respect Women in this safe space.
>Composite SHITion FLED to continue having a melty here
>>150110280Please calm down, Ben Singer
>meltygen
>>150110150>>150110163>futa necrophilliaHoly YUM!
>>150110299>Composite Mugen Fiction fled Kek it sure ran from a single dust mote of composite fiction.
>composite meltytion
Post Mathrus destroying a GBA or see him declared a fraud.
>>150110102Yup yup YUP that officially settles it. Until pokefags can post Ash destroying a moon, this debate is settled once and for all
Panty and Stocking will fight the Hazbin Hotel fags, normies already made the comparison, it's inevitable...
I actually forgot that Ruby vs Maka is next, my mind replaced it with Ash vs Yugi for some reason.
>mugencuck can only copy his bettersIt's like Mugen itself kek
>>150110316Composite Fiction KING btw
>>150110316MugenCHAD btw.
>>150110203Composite Fiction SCHOLAR btw
>>150109991Let me make one thing clear ITT. The greatest fighter to ever live, EVER, is fucking Jon Jones. You put composite fiction in a room with Jon Jones, Jon Jones is walking out of that room
Your favorite verse? Literally GAPES and RAPES Soul's asshole while Maka enjoys the show.
>>150110376...with his ass gaped because he's a fraud who loses to soldiers.
>>150110021I can't believe my HERO defeated ALL of those by kneeling on their necks for 7 minutes! No wonder he went 3-0!
>>150110347Yknow, they are somewhat comparable in power (at the top tier at least for Hazbin, cause Adam and Lucifer are basically the only ones that are Skyscraper tier). Still Panty or Scanty vs Adam could work.
>>150110376...with his ass GAPED.
>>150110378Maka is literally me.
>>150110378But my favorite verse is Soul Eater!
>>150110376>celebtardity
>>150110386… is what Superman told himself while he was getting raped by KINGslov.
>>150110347>>150110388That is retarded because the show is actually inspired by Drawn Together. Have them fight the Drawn Together cast. Captain Hero actually has some feats that would make it a fun battle like throwing his home planet into the sun.
PSYCHOS COME TO ME WITH YOUR MOST RESPECTFUL DEATHS
>>150110376My lie detector is dead silent.
>>150110398That changes nothing.
>>150110420...thanks to the context from >>150110390 as it was beeping beforehand.
>>150110376No lies detected.
>>150110384>>150110390>>150110432Eye poke + oblique kick Name a character who could defend against that
>cuckgen Slop.>MvC3 Kino.
>>150110409Captain Hero is above anything we see happen in Panty and Stocking though. I don't really like looking at Panty and Stocking in a VS sense, but if I am forced to that's what I'd say.
>>150110444I-I-I CAN’T, ALL OF COMPOSITE FICTION GETS FOLDED LIKE A CHAIR BY THAT COMBO!
>>150110376Don Frye victim.
>>150110447>MvC3Utter Slop>CvS2Utter Kino
>>150110444Goku
Remember him?
>Cuckvel vs Cuckcom3Slop.>MugenKino.
Asuragen lostFictiontos won
>>150110453The lie detector is beeping like crazy.
>>150110464You mean my wife?
>>150110447LIE DETECTOR SPEAK TO ME! YOU HAVEN'T MADE A SOUND SINCE YOU READ THIS POST
>>150110472..." is what I would say if I were a fucking retard.
>Ash is a better riderYep Yep yepHow tall is Yugs anyways? Ash is like 141 cm
>Strongest /co/Superman>Strongest /a/ Simon>Strongest /v/KratosThe big 3
Go ahead. Debunk this. I fucking dare you.
>>150110506Forgot to mention they're the strongest at being mid btw.
>>150110506Strongest /lit/? Hard mode: no light novel trash allowed.
>>150110386>I can't believe my HERO defeate-ACK!
>>150110529Stirner
>>150110520Let's save the thread with a genuine debate Define what he is allowed to bring into the final bout
>>150110520No it is true. Batman with prep likely has access to some anti-Zantana stuff in his tool set. Realistically all he'd need is a way to seal Buu up.
>>150110479The Mask…
>>150110472No lies detected.>>150110447Lies detected.
>>150110021Lowball Kratos solos everyone there and Superman
>>150110529The Self-Reference Engine.
>>150110529Jaime Lannister
I'm a fraudA margaritaI'm 0-3 to Vegeta!I'm a failureI've always ranI'm 0-3 to Superman!
>>150110520I-I CANNOT!
Alexa play Cucky Star on repeat.
>>150110506But none of those are the strongest
>>150110563Mario…
>>150110520ProbablyIf he is limited to Dragonballverse rules the only thing he has to do is to tame Buu or seal him again (mafuba could work and Batman could learn it)
>>150110464UUUOOOOOHHHHHHH!WE NEED MORE SHOTA BATTLES!BATTLES BETWEEN WILD AND SILLY BOYS!
>>150110528>Strongest at being mid>Goku out of NOWHERE
>>150110449How fast are they? They could speedblitz him. He had to win an AIDS walk by killing everyone and is a glass cannon because bullets easily kill him and he can get crippled by falling off a horse.
>>150110577Goku is TEACHING THEM......
>>150110586… to be mid.
>>150110576Kratos and Halbro...
>>150110444Majin Buu.
>>150110575Batman would simply engineer a version of Failsafe that scales above Android 17
>>150110464Simon the Prepper. Are you prepping the BVLLS while you hide behind the all powerful bush?
>>150110609That bush would MOG composite “BVLLS” and turn them into KEKS btw
Just learned the child isn't mine...
BRING ME NECROZMA
>>150110576Thoughts on Frisk vs Ness?
>>150110615Kek, Bush, Canon
>>150110576
>>150110615...in the bush's dying dream.
>>150110576Especially if they are naked and oiled up, Halbro btw
>>150110615Kek, We’re, All, Bush victims
>>150110636Simon... Kamina dying means he gets to cuck you in the heavens too.
>>150110643Middle Easterners......
>>150110242>Scaling Maka to fucking ShinraThis might end up as one of the biggest stomps in Death Battle history if they go this route
>>150110643September 11th casualties...
>>150110648..." incoherently mumbled the bush as it burnt away.
>>150110636… which are not in this reality or any other as the BVLLS got turned into cucky cucks by the CHADush.
>>150110643New Orleansbros…
You can mock Simon all you want but if you were in his shoes you would have BEGGED Kamina aniki to fuck you instead like the little BITCH you are.
Nia is taking all of KUMina's kum in heaven as we speak.
>>150110659ESLush... you lost.
>>150110674Composite “BVLLS”…
Sonic gapes Goku and his verse neg diff btw
>>150110686... let's fuck KAMINA UP!
Ian Flynn vs Robert Kirkman
>>150110674Nah, because I actually can trim a bush.
>>150110649Lel
>>150110659Kek, Bush, Canon.>>150110677Cringe, Unfunny, Headcanon.
ENOUGH OF YOUR INCOHERENT BABBLING!
>>150110694Yoko, what the hell
Nobody can really still post Ash destroying a sky scraper. Probably because he can not able to
Post Simon destroying a bush. Go ahead. I dare you.
>>150110694… by offering him our ASSES while our girlfriends WATCH from the BUSH.
Theodore Roosevelt (scales to the Spanish Empire) >>> Bush (jobbed to some planes)
>>150110718Soul...
Post every single BVLL destroying a bush or admit that your heroes are all Base Bush victims forever
Threesome with Ruby and Maka
>>150110695Ian Flynn caps Ratnic at planetary, KINGman says Omni-man is boundless. I think we know who wins
My hero likes to watch, the bush is his ally.
>>150110723>he doesn't know Bush scales to the planes
Wait, if I simply remember that I DID beat Goku, that means it will have had happened!
>>150110744Composite “BVLLS”…
>>150110710Post Yugi doing that, no scaling, no potentially because muh size, the feats itself
>>150110623didn't this guy job to regular humans and a truck?
>>150110739Maka would watch you and Ruby from the bush.
>>150110701>Cringe, Unfunny, Headcanon....but enough about the bush.
>>150110695Both job to G.R.R Martin's Jaime Lannister
HOLY FUUUUUUUUAAAARRRRRKKKK!
Post you having an argument without resorting to cuckposting or gayposting
>>150110632yes
>>150110723Both job to Lincoln, who in turn jobs to Jackson
>>150110545Trvke
>>150110765…’s victims composite “BVLLS” who are now composite KEKS.
>>150110773>Kirby can beat Simon and the entirety of DC
Sonic?Scales to VTUBER TIER
>>150110757Kirby truck makes it boundless and stronger than SMT Truck and Isekai truck
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XcS4WFPkEzABushcucks.....
>>150110774
>>150110774Racistbros… it’s our time
Fret not /dbg/! Forsooth, the age of the cuckold is done! No long will thy have to watch thine beloved waifu get railed by the bvll!
>>150110755>A few feet of stone Yugi was destroying moons in dualist kingdom. Is that Ash's best feat?!
Intangibility.All your attacks phase right through.They take no damage.
>>150110786...in the deranged mind of the Bush, who lost to Asura.
>>150110802>Scales to e thots and malnourished Japanese girlsOkay?
>>150110824>SIZE0PENISenDC’s bushes would turn him into a cuck btw
>>150110849...desperately coped the cuckush as it was accidentally burnt to cinders by HERO 10.
Maka destroying Ruby's bush
>>150110847>e thots and malnourished Japanese girlsSonic is Futaba tier?
>>150110837… in KEKsura’s delusional headcanon as he watched from a bush as KINGtos had his way with Durga.
>>150110859… coped KEK 10 as Hal made a bush for him with his lantern ring for him to watch as he railed all of Ben 10’s women.
Bring me sadako
>>150110801doesn't Kirby job to life absorption at the start of the Wii U game and transmutation at the start of the DS spin-off?
>>150110878...in Cucky Jordan's imagination as Ben accidentally destroyed all of DC by outscaling the Bush that stopped Simon (solder of DC).
>>150110881Doesn't matter. Kirby scaling to the bush makes him boundless.
>>150110850He WARPED my mindscape...
>solder>HBOCKWAB 10…
Maka and Ruby's hairy bush...
Composite fictionMy cockYou do the math
>>150110907>The bush is boundl- AYIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YAHWEH SAMA SPARE ME
>>150110861>Something was 'in her, in her pussy and in deep' was all her mind could process as she gradually regrew accustomed to being awake in order to try to begin processing what was happening. As she began to take in in what was happening, she saw the slightly strained face of the girl she had just been fighting bobbing back and forth over her. In direct rhythm with the hard thrusts that were pounding in and out of her. "W-What are you doin-ahhh!!!" but she couldn't even finish a sentence as she began to truly feel the sheer size of the thing inside her that felt like it was going to turn her inside out. "I should be asking you what YOU were doing! guh...Attacking me out of the blue like that." Maka replied to Ruby's unfinished question, panting and moaning as she brought her length in and out of Ruby.>"Well, now that you're awake, just think of this as your punishment for attacking strangers! My partner wanted to kill you but I'm not that cruel-nngh gnghh" She said in a both scolding yet shaky voice. Starting to breathe heavier and pant now as her thrusting also sped up.>"I-I'm sorry so t-take it out!" Ruby pleaded as the assault of rough pistoning started overwhelming her senses. It was a mix of some of the worst pain she'd ever felt as that fat cock stretched her walls to their limits yet also a pleasure that she didn't even know was possible as her pussy gripped around it. Almost as if trying to speed up the release that was just thrusts away.>"Hah..No can do..I'm too close to pull out even if I wanted to..so since I didn't even get a chance to hit you with anything special during our fight let me show you..." Maka's thrusting came to deliberately long drawn out intervals now as her "weapon" throbbed signaling a primed load. "PUSSY HUNT!" Maka shouted and before Ruby could even protest again, a wave of hot white spunk gushed from Maka's "scythe" and flooded Ruby's pussy bringing with it a pleasure so strong that it made her faint yet again.
>>150110881>transmutationHe was a Mario victim all along?
>>150110881No one played Rainbow curse so idk, I thought the plot was kirby didn't job to that so he had to beat up the guy who absorbed all the color in dreamland. Also upscale for Drawcia for the DS game
>>150110925The bush tanked that btw
>>150110913>doesn't know the word "solder"ESL Cuckdan...you lost.
>>150110797Could your hero TANK this? Answer honestly
>>150110938...coped WEAKush before CHADod used him to speak to KINGoses.
>>150110913>>150110930>1 minute and 2 seconds latersameBITCH spotted
>>150110939>Used a word that has nothing to do with soloing a verseESL 10…
>>150110960>automatically assumes that DC being soloed by Simon is the intended meaning FoDderC......
>>150110934no he did job and had to be restored to life, the difference between this and the previous one is that he just willingly acts like a ball instead of being crippled and needing help from you to sage the day
>>150110950Yes, but only 10 billion times in my strongest form.
HulkMy cockDo the math
>>150110985Mei Kamino…
HulkMy assDo the math
>>150110930>weakened form from a non-canon reboot >STILL mogs the bush, therefore mogging DC FUUUUAAAARRRRKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MothraHulk's cockDo the FVARKING MATH
>>150110954Only 1 (You) on my screen BITCH
>>150110836
>>150110952>COPEod>CHADxcelsior PrimeDo the math.
>>150110973Boundless Boss in that forgettable game
>>150110999..." he wrote shaking in fear, for he knew attaching a screenshot would expose him for the fraudulent cuck he is.
>>150110582Probably somewhere in the range of Supersonic all things considered. There is some wank if you use Stocking returning from Heaven as a speed feat though (Heaven is "beyond" the universe, which of course scalers take as meaning physical distance).
>>150111004Bush victim.
Ben 10 watched as all of his verse’s women were molested by Hal Jordan behind a Lantern construct of a bush in the sizzling summer of 1992.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>150111019>when you get to watch every verse violate Soul behind the bush
>>150110825We nearly had a few conversations going.
>>150111009>NOOOOOOOOO I'M IN CONTROL HERE!kek cry about it
>>150111023...and then Hal woke up and realized Carol was getting POUNDED by CHAD Arms and his 2 cocks.
>>150111017...izer
>>150110973Speaking of Kirby, what was the reaction from Dragonball-fags when Kirby rekt Buu? Was the result accepted, or was there another collective meltie over it?
Is this a viable wincon?
>>150111023CHADnon.>>150111039FanSPICtion.
>>150109991Splash is right, if you're trying to duck the peak form of other characters, its the same as admitting your character's a fraud.
>>150111038Why did you add your internal monologue at the start of the post?
>>150110102We start using things like the Yugi vs Astral 2014 World Championship duels to scale Yugi even higher and give him access to more modern cards.
>>150111042...in my headcanon where the CHADS of /dbg/ aren't destroying Jenny's robo womb while I cry behind the bush.
>>150111044I'm pretty sure people accepted it
ENOOOOOOOOOUGH! I MUST HAVE MORE FUTA GOLD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!Kyle BEASTner btw
>>150110242>Scaling her to ShinraComical nonsense and unnecessary. Endgame Shinra and the Fire Force crew are beyond the Soul Eater cast outside of the characters literally associated with them like Excalibur
>>150110774I think Goku beats Superman.Goku's fiction is built around him always training to get stronger and better at combat.Superman is generally only as strong as the plot requires in a given moment.Since there is no plot in a VS Battle, then Superman has no reason to be stronger than continental.Goku wins.
>>150111023Headcanon where all of DC isn't sub-bush level.>>150111039Official canon.
>>150111065Shut up! Shut up! Jenny is my wife! You are all at my mercy!
>>150111023Official canon.>>150111039Headcanon where Ben 10 isn’t sub scissors level.
>>150110506Strongest /v/ is Kirby or Sora
>>150111081Crazy how this happened in his mind while ALL those BVLLS ran a train on JENNY.
>>150111081They are all tired because they just finished cumming in Jenny.
>>150111081>Too afraid to include KINGtos>>150111094… and KEKnic who got to watch alongside the blue OC from a bush.
>>150110950With zero effort required
>>150111073He's just scaling her to Shinra with logic as a stretch goal. He already concludes that a generous Ruby vs a lowballed Maka is a hundred times weaker than Maka, and once you buy into Fire Force scaling with the Black Blood Dress they can pretty much write the entire fight off.
>>150111056I read your mind and felt compelled to post your thoughts before I started
>>150110773>survives literally anything
>>150111088The scissors? Job to the BUSH VICTIMIZER. Your parroting cope post? Denied.
>>150111100Now post him tanking a bush.
>>150110836>jobs to light
>>150111108>Bush victimizerIraq status?
>>150111031Why do you post this? Are you a bot?
>>150111088KINGtosnon.>>150111108Asissrya headcanon.
Name a character who could kill him.
>>150111023Chef>>150111039Randy
>>150111121Zatanna.
>>150111044It was at a time where the Dragon Ball fandom had a kinda low opinion of the Buu Saga and was mostly praising the Cell Saga.So no one really cared that much about Buu getting beaten.
Bring me Buzz Lighyear
>AssiryaESLtos…
>>150111094My consciousness bends reality! It is written in my scriptures!>>150111096My wife is for my mecha-cock and mine mecha-cock only!>>150111099Post Kratos destroying a planet
>>150111121>I covered my body in hostages now you ca-AAAAAAIEEEE!
>>150110992Goku...
>>150111121ENTER
>>150111155>Posts character who only did that because there’s no way to save innocent people who were assimilated by the Invaders
ROOOOOOOCCCCCCKKKKKKKTTTTTTOOOOOOSSSSSS!
>>150111103Doesn't explain why the first part has yours
>>150111177This would KILL Hyper Sonic.
>>150111177This would DESTROY DC and Marvel.
>>150111121
>>150111121IDFHulkAny MutantSupermanFlashShadow (both Hedgehog and Cid)SonicEggmanBowserGanondorfSimonHal Jordan (but he would molest all the babies afterwards)
What's the worst your hero has jobbed? Be honest.
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING 10!
>>150111223Emus
>>150111023TRVTH NVKE>>150111039Bogus bomb...
>>150111236SHIT 10bros…
>>150111236The watch would have blocked that and Alien X would have followed Hal.
>>150111223Spidey is currently undergoing a meta-jobbing because his writers hate him, just straight up abjectly HATE him
>>150111088Asuratic cope.>>150111108KINGtosian facts.
MAKIMABROS!? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!? WHY IS THAT DISGUSTING LOOKING REZE BURGER MORE EXPENSIVE THAN THE MAKIMA MILKSHAKES!?
>>150111223Excel tends to job to Jenny in bed... Because her pussy can tank his BOUNDLESS apophatic absolute shattering backshots
>>150110150Homestuck reference?
>The watch would have [HEADCANON]
So what /dbg/ arc are we in now?
>>150111223Flynn getting mindraped by Vishnu I guess
>>150111273It would have.
>>150110506Memes aside, who’s the strongest Video game character?
>>150111088KINGtosian facts.>>150111108ASAARa lies.
>>150111282The Great Reason (SMT)
>>150111223When Kenshiro met Souther, jobbing made itself known.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx5pAut72qI
>>150111257TRVKE
>>150111223Flynn getting mindraped by Penders I guess
>>150111282The player.
>>150109991>Mark: Let's see you GRIT THOSE TEETH!>Mark with all his might throws a punch at Gohan. A shocked Gohan cannot dodge the megaton punch as it lands square in the cheek, hitting him with enough power to send him flying around the globe. >Flying back from the other side of the world, Mark stops Gohan in his tracks by elbowing him in the back. Gohan screams in pain and reverts from his Beast mode into base form. >Exhausted and mortally wounded, dying Gohan falls to the ground, panting heavily.>Mark’s shadow comes upon him, and he looks up to see a triumphant Viltrumite, the bright sun of hope shining behind him. >Mark: Dude, you ok?>Seeing this, he feels satisfied and realizes Mark’s true potential. With his dying breath, he acknowledges Mark one last time.>Gohan: You'd make... a good Clean God...>The light in Gohan’s eyes fades and his body goes limp, dying with a smile of approval on his face. >Mark’s expression turns into horror. He killed a person. Again.>Mark: No no no no no! I-I thought you were stronger! CECIL! I NEED YOU CECIL! CALL SOMEONE, ANYONE! PLEASE SAVE HIM!>Mark begins to sob quietly. Then a shadow looms over him. He hears a voice.>???: Stand ready for my arrival, Warrior!>As Mark looks up he sees a figure floating above. Jet black messy hair, orange Gi and blue boots.>???: I saw your fight with Gohan. Wow! I never knew earth had such strong guys like you! What’s your name?>Mark: T-This isn’t a good time…>???: My name is Son Goku, and I’m here looking for a strong fighter!>Mark: You see this? All this, is my fault. So the only thing I want right now, is to punch something - really - hard!>Son Goku: —YUPPIEEE!>With a primal roar Mark meets the attack of Son Goku. The screen cuts to black.>K.O.
>>150111266>PSYCHOtos calling a guy who never harmed a single innocent person a monsterKEK to the AROOOOOOOO!
>>150111273TRVTH NVKE
>>150111276Still in the KINGTOS-shitposting Namek until more memetic match comes along. Simon vs. Kyle came closest, but apart from buckbreaking Kylejeet and Simonposting becoming more common there hasn't been a real arc shift like Kratos vs. Asura was
>>150111257Kengan Ashura>>150111273Kengan Omega
>>150111312KINGtos became a better man.
>>150111267That's not a milkshake though?
>>150111273El oro>>150111257El lloro
>>150111282Cirno
>>150111257Crazy how this TRVKE has never been debunked......
No one will ever replicate what KINGtos did. He was literally an unstoppable force and immovable object. He was pure, absolute strength. Every technique, every trick and gimmick, every asspull, he was unfazed by. A full force attack by Wrathful Deity Asura was easily repelled. Attacked by Six Armed Vajra Asura? Who cares, he's like, stronger than mantra. Asura finally asspulls his Destructor form, and it does fucking nothing against a barely-even-trying Kratos. Unlocking new power doesn't help, fighting smart doesn't help, he facetanks beams, he beats people up by just looking at them. They unlock new powers, they team up to fight him together, it doesn't fucking matter. Nothing they do can reach his might. No Death Battle character has ever felt this far above what the other combatant could muster. He was truly the better man.
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throatK: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesN: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”From the bush:S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from himS: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”
>>150111257Asharta cope pity ending>>150111273KINGtos canon victory
>>150111343kek, bush, canon
>>150111296>he fucking counts down the kill timer and then laughsWhat a chad.
Benfags arguments all rely on the fight animation despite the fact we've been told countless of times that it has no real effect on the verdict.
>>150111335El Halo Jordano is brown.....
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK*"LET'S A GO!"Mario.... WINS!
So do people actually gamble on this or was that just a meme?
>>150111358>Benfags arguments all rely on the fight animationWrong>despite the fact we've been told countless of times that it has no real effect on the verdict.The only worthwhile part of the show is worthless? Damn, SHIT PISSttle keeps getting WORSE......
>>150111282KIIIIIINGTHRUUUUUUS
>>150111363Kirby was holding back but both gape Sonic
>>150111282Probably some random VN character, assuming we aren't taking vidya adaptations into account.I would also like to prop up the Hero from Artix Entertainment.
>>150111365Gamblers gamble on anything because they're addicts.
>Ben TARD melty
>>150110242>It's the blog from the guy who tried to debunk Hulk's winconslol
>>150111363>too lazy to do the whole thingBUSHby wins.
>>150111295>>150111307>>150111337>>150111379>>150111383Nope.
>>150111282Disgaea atom
GODblers gamble on anything because they’re KINGS
>Melts down
>>150111391Yeah, Ruby could defeat Maka by... something, right?
>>150111388>Ben Singerfag meltyEvery thread, yup.
>>150111379>Mathrus, now back to his normal state, looks at Composite fiction in surprise. He had spent the entire fight reading all of fiction’s minds and analyzing his movements, something composite fiction had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight Mathrus discovered his biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.>With a smirk, Mathrus steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," he says, surprising all of fiction. "You’re the better fighter.” Composite fiction is flattered, his pride swelling at Mathrus’s praise.>Mathrus drops to one knee in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" He asks innocently.>Composite fiction chuckles, "Of course, sir.” He takes a pen and signs his name for Mathrus.>Mathrus takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Composted fiction.”>Composite corrects him with a laugh, "It’s composite fiction.">Suddenly, every single computer on every single power scaling website was hit with a malware so strong it shut down several nuclear reactor’s and an entire country’s electricity, completely freezing composite fiction. Before he can react properly, Mathrus immediately uploads himself into the devices of every single person who has ever created any piece of fiction at boundless+ speed and starts installing malware, the force of the hax lifting composite fiction off the ground. He then installs MUGEN and instantly forces a game over ending in victory for Mathrus while composite fiction struggles to move.>Within moments, all that remains is a stain of digital code and paper.>Mathrus stands tall, wiping his clothes off as he looks down at the remnants of composite fiction. "You were as good as Dark Donald when he was fighting Chuck Norris.“ Mathrus, a touch of respect in his voice.
>>150111405Can you Melt up?
>>150111397Do you have a counter?>Inb4 Kratos
As beads of thoughts about the universe's fundamental substrate rowed around the inner sanctum of my cranium, I gaze upon a tiny mirror with the letters "XJ9 XLP" and chant her name"Jen. Jenny. Jennu. Jenny. Jen. Jennu. Jennu. Jenny."I begin to feel the collapse of the third dimension's axis from my perspective, reducing the coordinate axes one by oneDepth.I feel as if im crushed flat by the world, I can still perceive my surroundings but only as a strip where all electromagnetic information is, each color is positioned along the line and as i vibrate her name;"Jenny. Jen. Jennu..."It all turns neon blue, Hex #0000fa to be exact, just as planned, now for the collapse of the second dimension.Width.The blue fades away into this grey light, my vibrations continue pulsing through what i persume to be a single line of information"Jennu... Jenny... Jen... Jennu..."now for the collapse of the first dimension.Length.There is pure silence, I am no longer stretched nor flattened nor extended in any way, I hath reduced mine self's consciousness to a lone singularity.And then...Boom.My very essence shatters, erupts, blossoms into a glowing swarm of countless point particles, each unit of potential carrying my consciousness within my beloved one's pleromic face carved on them as a sigil, each carrying my desire for Jenny and the power i yearn for; for the body that can grant her bliss, for my hunger of obtaining the love of which i had no choice over and for supreme assertion over this damned rotten queer world. (1/2)
>>150111399...is as worthless as all of Disgaea, which is very much so.
>>150111409>BENSINGERBENSINGERBENSINGERBENSINGERBENSINGEROBSESSED Tennyson…
>>150111413>fanfiction
>>150111119>w-why do y-you p-post that>b-b-bot...BITCHku tears.
>>150111426The particles begin emitting outwards my energy through the three reforming axes, engulfing my corporeal body in neon blue shine, thus dissolving my flesh, neurons and fear into the power emitted by my sole awareness I hath poured in mine deleuzian nanomachines; the units of creative and productive force fueled by my heart's cravings for a line of flight from external circumstance of one's neurobiological fatalism, I am now a Body without Organs, a structure of pure potentiality in the process of abolishing this world's rigid frameworks and structures."Aleph is no more, now hath dawn the age of He Who Excels... Excelsior Prime!"The process begins... Now. (2/2)
>>150111413Crazy how JEETrhus imagined all this as KINGtos tore his head off with a single gesture.
>>150111413>CHADfiction
>>150111438I'm not a gokubro, I just don't get it.
>its been years and Benfags are still having melties in threads>months and Kylejeet is still assmadWhy are these particular fans so fragile? You don't see Sonicfags raging about Eggman losing to Bowser for example, at most they occasionally cry about Shadow
>>150111282
>>150111407lol nope
>>150111426>>150111439Below Text wall level
Who else is from Betterman clay?
>>150111422Asura unironically mogs all of those. Maybe not some VNs but those aren't games.
>>150111445Get KEKtos past Asura first.
>>150111458Kirby the ARYAN
>>150111454I see more Anti-Sonicfags on here than Sonicfags.
>>150111454>You don't see Sonicfags raging about Eggman losing to Bowser for exampleYeah instead you see them raging about Goku's existence because the possibility of Sonic being able to beat him is all they have left to cope with Mario GAPING him.
>>150111467>guy who lost to Kratoslol
>>150111486Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
>>150111454it's always the Halcuck having an impromptu melty every time Ben 10 is merely mentioned, though. just look at this thread.
>>150111394*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Bowser pauses from shoving his tongue down Peach’s throatB: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Bowser-Sama?!”Peach stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling Pink Puffball is clearly beating Mario to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesP: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck manlet Mario. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Bowser-Sama”From the bush:M: “BOWSER-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS STAR WARRIOR IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”B: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Peach. How old were you again? I like em young.”The bushes rustle more as the Italian midget gets pummeled by Dreamland fists until his face is unrecognizable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "King" taking the girl he loves most away from himM: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED BOWSER-SAMA MORE!”
>>150111074Wait hold on you have a point
>>150111501Blue arms typed this post.
Why haven't we seen a single Ash feat
>>150111468He doesn't need to be in order to use his KINGly demeanorship to mog mathrus.
>>150111467Asharta lost to Kratos. He's now wall level
>>150111520Because you keep ignoring reality.
>>150111454Asurafags, Kylefags, Benfags and ArchieSonicfaga are all the most sensitive losers here. Ashsisises will be joining this club too btw
>>150111520Because we’ve been focused on what really matters, Ash’s feet
>>150111529Show me an official piece of Capcom copyrighted media with this outcome.
>>150111543I-I-I-I……..
>>150111530Post reality then
>>150111531>ArchieSonicfagaYou are brown and a clown.
KING.
>>150111493>>150111543I-I-I-I-I……….
>>150111520Because the only ones that matter is him jump high, throwing a log and tanking attacks from his own pokemon. No him carrying carrying that one pokemon in aloha isn't a feat because it's never treated as being heavy in universe.
Post a single feat.
Who should she fight?
>>150111493With every source available to me… the games, the novels and comics, the developer tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN, MUCH LESS A PLANET! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS and STARS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!
Ash and Yugi will have a double ko, but Ash's pokemon will revive him like the Mewtwo movie.
>>150111566>>150111582K, b, c.
>>150111295>>150111307>>150111337>>150111379>>150111383Crazy how they all fodderize Asura and his verse
>>150111582KEKtos, Bitchingly, Crying
Kratos, beat, cuckcom.
>>150111589...but lose to Asura from Asura's Wrath. Tough luck megaten.
>ASURAASURAASURAASURAASURAASURAASURAMINDBROKENfos.
>>150111574I-I-I-I.... .... .... ... .....
>>150111543Post Cuckcom not worshiping troons
>fos
>>150111531
>>150111543>CrapcomI unironically trust their IPs more in Death Battle's hands. What an awful company.
>>150111609Post Kratos not worshipping LGBTQ+ people
>>150111467The Hero should be far stronger, even if we're only going off of stats. He also has way more hax abilities that Asura doesn't really have an answer to.
>>150111607Congrats you got him to sub Moon in his strongest form that he can't do because he expended all the Cyber energy in his body to do it in the first place.
KIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!
>still no Simon destroying bush feats
>>150111609Post Snoy not worshipping furry dinosaur trannies.
>>150111629Who the fuck is the hero
>>150111597…’s dirty laundry. [No further statements are to be made after this]
At this rate, pokefags can't reach Asissyra tears
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Excel pauses from shoving his tongue down Jenny’s throatX: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Excel-Sama?!”Jenny stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling blue robot is clearly beating N to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesJ: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck manlet N. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Excel-Sama”From the bush:N: “EXCEL-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS STAR WARRIOR IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”X: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Jenny. How old were you again? I like em young.”The bushes rustle more as the fodder drone gets pummeled by nanite fists until his face is unrecognizable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "King" taking the girl he loves most away from himN: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED EXCEL-SAMA MORE!”
It's lonely at the top...
>>150111413k,b,c.
>>150111661...of BVLLku's cock.
>At this rate, pokefags can't reach Asissyra tears
>>150111644Honestly what a bizarre game. How do you make a coming of age teen drama story that also ends in the apocalypse.
Draw this guy's OC getting cucked already.
>>150111661…of Goku’s penis
>>150111661… thankfully KINGslov is here to keep me company.
>>150111644>Godzilla out of NOWHERE
>>150111645Protag of a bunch of greedy Flash games for children.
>>150111609>>150111623We do NOT make fun of the LGBTQ+.
>>150111445K, b, c.
>>150111661... of KINGslov's cock.
>>150111685Feats?
>>150111644>Only legacy is Sony advertising it like it were a game worth getting hyped for and spawning an autistic furfag fanbase who always gets BTFO when they try to shill their emo furry girl in Queen of /v/
Ashbro here...I concede. Ash cannot destroy a moon. Ash cannot destroy a sky scraper. Ash can not disparce clouds. Ash cannot stop a 300 mile world ending threat. Ash cannot put anyone in a coma. Ash cannot destroy any dimensions. Ash only gets pity wins. Can we please call this match off? I don't want to see my hero's soul get sent to the shadow realm.
>>150111413K,B,C.
>disparce YugiBROWN...
Sonic does beat Goku tho
>>150111676There's already a shit ton of art of his wife with other men, that's enough to make him mad
Sonic does job to a slow moving rock tho
>>150111706Kratosbros, what is this? Can you explain why your HERO loves MEN?
>>150111754...at the getting cucked competition.
>>150111706>Asura lost to a canon axe wound trannyDoesn't that just make him look worse?
>>150111445Trvke.
Him vs another kid dressed as Asura. Who wins?
>>150111413TRVTH NVKE
>>150111667>>150111679>>150111682>immediate homosexual fantasiesFavourite fagon fag character?
>>150111777>double trips Yup, it's UNDENIABLE.
>>150111754My lie detector is silent...
>>150111796Broly!Doesn't matter which one, I love them both
>>150111733My jobber queen...like the.princess, and etna.
>>150111763....on opposite day! [End of sentence]
>>150111789The Kratos Scholar no-diffs
Metal Sonic? Winner.Sonic? Winner.Shadow? Winner.Silver? Winner.Amy? Winner.Tails? Winner.
According to official /co/ lore, Excel watches from the bush while Johnny Bravo sticks his cock in Jenny's usb port.
>>150111796Why Superman of course!
>>150111667>>150111679>>150111682>Immediate homosexual realitiesFavorite DCuck character?
>>150111468>MugenBROWNS are AsuraJEETSohnonononono
>>150111822Kyle. Rayner.
>>150111808... in bizzaro world meanwhile in reality only CHADver is a winner.
>>150111808Winners of the Losing Competition!
>>150111806[Continued] ...in my headcanon where Amy doesn't prefer Big Bear Cock and Big Black (hedgehog) Cock.
>>150111822Superman!
>fagon fag faggot melty
>>150111796Tien of course!
>>150111468>MugenCHADS are KINGsuraLORDSYup yup yup.
If you can only talk about dicks then you admit your hero is fodder to every single fictional character to ever exist.
>>150111837>Green Lantern Corps melty What did Bueno do to them this time?
>>150111814No! No! Shut up! Shut up!!!! Jenny is mine and that's canon!
>>150111706>Kratos was raging bi-sexual until he settled down with his wife>Kratos kills his own wife in the gameImagine being such a faggot that you kill your own wife so you can go back to fucking other men
>>150111789Whichever one’s father didn’t run off to buy some cigs 5 years prior, Asurakiddos
>>150111796Why Goku of course!>>150111822Why Superman of course!I like to imagine my heroes making passionate love at the end of their death battles!
>>150111796Fantasies?
>>150111864LMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO
It's lonely being the strongest.
>they don't believe in DC Smite Nicktoons Blazblue V-Tuber Ruby (in memory of Monty Oum)Maka is dead.
>cuckgen is trying to cozy up to Asura Won't save you from getting GAPED by Kratos, cuckthren.
>>150111880This, Kratos will gape both Jeets no-diff
>cuckthrenESL Fiction…
>>150111864DCsisters what do you MEAN THIS IS OFFICIAL?!?!?!!!!!
>>150111876Strongest in the block. Post Sukuna defeating Pegasus in a card game tournament
>>150111880>cuckgen needs to hide behind another jobber like AsuraKEKAROO
>>150111864>posts nothing homosexualYes. Played yourself, fagon fag FAGGOT LMAO
Did anyone else feel like the ending of Simon the Digger vs Kyle Rayner had homoerotic undertones? Like they wanted to do something else but the nature of the show and youtube's guidelines didn't allow it.
>>150111877Ruby is jobber who canonically sucks at 1v1 fights. She only got weaker and weaker as the series progressed so no amount of chainscaling is going to save her from Maka
Uhhh superbros???
>>150111892KINGtos doesn't bother remembering the names of mugencucks. They all die the same.
>>150111864>SuperCHAD tanks inhumane tortureHoly fuark...
>faggotry
>>150111910>homosexual fantasies Favorite death battle?
>>150111876...that JoGOAT spared.
>>150111864>Posts obvious metaphor for Superman getting rapedYou humiliated DCucks once again!
>>150111910No, but then I'm not a faggot, so it wouldn't occur to me.
>>150111923Simon vs Kyle obviously!
>fagGODtry
>>150111864>Posts Superman getting rapedYou owned the DCucks yet again!
>>150111905Whatever helps you sleep at night superbro, just know that between the two of us, my hero still isn't the one having his ass stretched
>>150111911Ruby with DC Smite Nicktoons Blazblue V-Tuber scaling (in memory of Monty Oum) still wins.
>>150111923Superman vs Goku 3 of course!
>>150111864Kek what a bitch
>>150111926>it was real in my headLOL FAGGOT LMAO
>>150111730Off the top of my head>Consistently tanks and dishes out Large Star level attacks at minimum (Based on quest stuff and class descriptions)>Keeps up with Gravelyn, who can fight at light speed>Beat up Malgor, a guy who strangled the power out of the Avatar of Fire>Immune to getting erased from existence>Immune to getting time haxxed to death>Has a contract with Death that allows him to come back to life 10 seconds after he dies (this includes dying from getting his soul obliterated)>If Death refuses, he can just kill death and leave>Insane amounts of time hax, i.e. dodging attacks by switching timelines or amplifying his damage by "echoing" it through time or healing himself by just reverting his body back to when it was feeling better>Master of way too many classes to even mention>Beat himself up multiple timesAnd that's talking purely about his humanoid form, which is infinitely weaker than his true form.
>>150111854This OC is a blatant misunderstanding of Jenny. She doesn't want to have a relationship with someone on the basis that they are the same kind of robot as she is.Part of her growth, development, and identity is seeing herself in a light that doesn't make her alienated from the humans in her lives.
>>150111926>can't look at men without having homosexual fantasiesKBC
>>150111948Ruby is… STRONG…
>>150111923What else would it be but Hal vs Ben!
>>150111910>they both make big rainbow drills and touch tips>Kyle starts talking about Simon's "passion for him">even The whole fight was extremely fucking gay
>>150111910Not really. If anything they both caught the Goku Waku Waku virus.
>>150111905>superman getting RAPED by MEN isn't gayDefective Copemics....
>FantasiesHuh?
>>150111975*even the intro feels like the start of a gay porno
>>150111854https://4tourney.wikitide.org/wiki/Mr._/co/lympus_2018Point to Excuck on this page.
>>150111923My hero Hulk vs Broly!
>>150111964That’s a pretty shallow read, honestly. Excel isn’t written as 'Jenny should date him just because he’s also a robot.' His whole arc is about being an outsider who sees himself reflected in Jenny’s struggle with identity and acceptance. He doesn’t flatten her growth into 'she’s just a robot like me'—he admires her precisely because she bridges that gap between being mechanical and still striving for love, friendship, and belonging.Excel’s attraction isn’t based on sameness, it’s based on resonance. He identifies with the alienation she overcomes, not just her robot nature. Jenny’s character development is about proving she’s more than a machine, but that doesn’t mean another character who struggles with similar issues can’t genuinely love or relate to her. If anything, Excel reinforces how powerful her journey is, because she becomes an anchor point for someone else lost between categories of existence.
>>150111958Asura could punch him and kidnap his soul, the mantra gods can do that
>>150111923KINGtos vs CHADsura
Now that the dust has settled, did he win?
>>150110242>blog from the redditor Ultima glazer and Hulk downplayerPeruse it, I shall not.
>>150112032…the being dead award
>>150112023So it's even worse. He's just a male replica of Jenny's arc.
>>150111770If you consider a fanfiction battle that>thinks blocking light after it hits your eyes makes you MFTL+and >uses a cookbook as a sourceas anything more than a joke, then sure.
>>150112004SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I LAYED MY EYES ON HER BEFORE THAT SHITTY TOURNAMENT!!!
>>150112045… which was won by Superman’s creators age ago.
>>150111948That DC crossover is funny because of chain-scaling implications it creates:>Yang and Weiss jobbed to Ren and Jaune>Because Yang beat Tifa in Death Battle, Jaune and Ren scale above Tifa by DB logic>Jaune made underage Green Lantern (Jessica) fall in love with him while Ren got cucked by Cyborg>RWBY is part of DC-universe thanks to the crossover
>>150112043Why would that matter with RWBY? It's DC that did a RWBY cross, not Marvel.
>>150111958Loses to Alan Wake
>>150112032I mean probably. He got to have fun with Daima. That's more than a lot of people can say about the last project they worked on before dying.
HOLY FUARK... I JUST TANKED THAT STREET LEVEL ATTACK... I AM SUCH A BEAST...
>>150112047That’s not true at all. Excel isn’t a 'male replica' of Jenny, his arc is a deliberate inversion. Jenny starts as a robot who longs to fit into the human world; Excel is a human who rejects the human world and reshapes himself into something beyond it. Where Jenny’s struggle is about belonging, Excel’s is about rebellion. They might rhyme in themes of alienation, but their trajectories go in opposite directions.If anything, the contrast is the point: Jenny proves she can embrace humanity without losing herself, while Excel shows what happens when someone abandons humanity altogether. That’s not copying, it’s a foil.
>>150112024I'm pretty sure he can also resist soul manipulation, but I'll have to check some storylines again. One of the big bads obliterates his soul, and I know he's fought a lot of guys who deal with souls in conbat.Keep in mind that the Hero has jobbed to some silly things since he IS from a kid's game.
>>150112050>FAGttler crying like the weaklings he and his entire verse areBased
>>150112072Composite fiction… you just got nodiffed by base Kung Fu Man…
>>150112051And Johnny Bravo's clanking her after that tournament.
>>150112045...but enough about Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel, who are so irrelevant nowadays that half of the people ITT won't recognize them without having to google their names.
>>150112063Post Alan's strongest R > F argument
>>150112083YOU.WILL.BLEED!!!
>>150112082...in his imagination, while in reality he and his shitty verse lost to KINGtos.
Another thread CONQUERED.
>>150112082Gold>>150112107Mold
>>150110242>Ultima SCHOLARYup, I'm reading this
Post your hero TANKING rape and emerging unscathed.Many do not have this defense feat.
>insulting dead menBegone.
>>150112082Mexican Mold>>150112107Gold
>>150112107Aryan gold>>150112107Mexican Mold
>>150112115Feat worthy of the Rape Hero from that one anime where getting assraped (again) was part of his master plan
>>150112115Superman doesn't have this feat, since it didn't happen in his main continuity.
>>150112109ZEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOSSSSSS!
>>150112082Trash>>150112107Truth
>>150112082KINGtos Scholar TRVTH>>150112082Mugen and Asharta jeet lies
>>150112082KINGthrus, Beats, Composite ficton.
>>150112115Kyle Rayner TANKED Bueno. And since Simon absorbed all possible timelines he must have been raped in at least one of them.
>>150112115Grimm can get raped by pic related. He can also rape her, but it's pretty clear that she REALLY enjoys him doing that to her so I don't think it counts.
>>150112060Why would I care about the opinion of someone who is inherently dishonest?
>fictonESLthrus... Kratos sure did a number on you with that atomic slap.
Brehs...
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTHRUS!
>>150112074>No one debunked thisYou hath been excelled upon!
Another Composite Fiction victory.
>>150112082Lies>>150112107Truth
>>150112171...is a KKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOSSSSSS Vassal
>>150112082Truth>>150112107Trash
>>150112103Like Johnny's cock after getting too rough in the clanking?
>>150112135Redo of a Healer?Honestly that's a good question, what is the most amount of sexual assault a character can be associated with an still get an episode on Death Battle?
>>150112107CANON>>150112082headcanon
>>150112107Trvke
>>150112082TRVTH NVKE
>>150112190SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!! JENNUUUU!!! I WILL ASSIMILATE YOU WHEN I MASTER MY CHAOS MAGICK AND BECOME EXCELSIOR PRIME!!! YOU WILL SEE!!! YOU WILL ALL SEE!!! WHEN I EXCELSIOR PRIME WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND SAVE MANKIND FROM THEIR FLESH CAGES!
>>150112074Oh. So basically someone who thinks humans are lesser? Someone that would generally be a foe for Jenny? Uh-huh.
KINGtos Scholars won this thread, Jeets like ASISSYra and MUTTgen
I am fraud...I am loser....Montane two big for me...Wife no longer love me...English two hard for me...I cry every nite becus i so week and stupid
Society lost this thread
>>150112224Colossal trvke. Cuckgen in particular got no-diffed by CHADtos again.
>>150112231Composite Fiction...
>>150112231Mark Grayson...
KINGthrus won this thread, JEETS fled and cowered behind KEKtos and Composite WEAKtion.
>>150112224..lost. Sorry saying those last 2 "series" made me puke with how shit they are
>>150112231Ashbro...
>>150112221Not at all. Excel doesn’t think humans are 'lesser', he thinks himself as a human was inadequate. That’s why he abandons that form, not out of contempt for humanity, but out of self-rejection and yearning for something freer. If anything, it’s tragic, not arrogant.And that’s exactly why Jenny isn’t his 'enemy.' She’s the one who embodies the reconciliation he can’t reach, she embraces her humanity and her robotness without discarding either. Excel isn’t her foe, he’s her foil: where she succeeds in balancing identity, he spirals when he can’t. That dynamic doesn’t make him against her, it makes his story intertwined with hers.
>>150112231Kratos…Composite Fiction…
>>150112231Sonic...
Daily reminder that until Mathrus destroys a GBA, he is a fraudulent cuck who gets raped by base Daredevil.He'd still be one afterwards lmao
>>150112265>actual dick victim
Reminder that until composite fiction resists a single real life malware attack they are fraudulent cucks who get soloed by a single MUGEN atom.
>>150112265Kingtos SCHOLAR here. This trvke is measured in yottatons at minimum.
>>150112231Asura...
>>150112231mugen...
>>150112277Real life BEAST here, this TRVTH NVKE is easily outerversal in yield.
>>150112231N...
>>150112277You have one post to post proof of malware attacking fiction. If you don't, you are a sissy cuck.
>>150112253>SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!! JENNUUUU!!! I WILL ASSIMILATE YOU WHEN I MASTER MY CHAOS MAGICK AND BECOME EXCELSIOR PRIME!!! YOU WILL SEE!!! YOU WILL ALL SEE!!! WHEN I EXCELSIOR PRIME WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND SAVE MANKIND FROM THEIR FLESH CAGES!Is this you?
>>150112265You have one post to post proof of composite fiction nodiffing malware, if you don’t you are a sissy cuck.
>>150112231Mugen....Every Mugen fan.......
>>150112115Super was willing to throw his no kill rule after he got gaped by Koslov.
>>150112231Composite fiction…All fans of composite fiction…
>>150112314Sure, here's the post>>150112141
>>150112141Kratos the fictional AIDS victim…
>>150112299>You have one post to post proof of malware attacking fiction. If you don't, you are a sissy cuck.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_data_leak
>>150112305Well that was just in his world, in Jenny's world the rules are different and now he has a chance to convince her naive dumb girl mind he is a hero
>>150112353Don't see any changes in fiction.
The hacker known as 4chan was taught everything he knows by Mugen, this is a certified KINGthrus fact.
>>150112366>malware is casually able to copy fiction and reveal secrets in fiction that itself doesn't even know aboutSay it with me:Beyond.Fiction.
>>150112377>reddit memeCuckthrus...you lost to Kratos.
BOOOOOOOOMhttps://apkpure.net/goku-antivirus-booster-applock/com.boostdi.booster
>>150112381KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTHRUS!
>>1501123774chins kneels to Xitter tho
>>150112381>>malware is casually able to copy fiction and reveal secrets in fiction that itself doesn't even know aboutClearly not outside of your headcanon. Guess Cuckthros was all bark and no bite.
>throsESL Fiction…
>people are powerscaling real life software nowHow do we make this mainstream?
>>150111236the scene that mindbroke 10sisters
>>150112398HEROku protects my technology. I feel so safe online.
>>150112423>mindbroke 10 DC sisters So true
>>150112398>JOBku who nearly JOBBED to Gero’s virus is the only thing protecting my technologyI feel so WEAK…
>AIIEEEEE ESE PLEASE SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT ESE HE WILL SAVE ME FROM MY FATHER'S BEATINGS!!!!!!!yawnNo.
>>150112359He's as bad as Sheldon.
>benfags still upset over the Death BattleHow many years has it been? This can't be healthy.
>>150112457KEKtos every time he forgets basic English…
>>1501124646 years.
>>150112460No one will ever replicate what Excel did.He wasn’t just a hero. He was The Last Gooner Saint. He wasn’t a warrior. He was a Stirnerian Demiurge. No transformation, no power scaling, no friendship speech, no training arc, nothing mattered. The world told him to grow up. He refused. They said “get a job.” Every trick, every psychoanalytic label, every online diagnosis, bounced off him like water off divine autism.You throw logic at him? He gnashes its neck with his molars. You quote Nietzsche? He was there when Zarathustra got cucked. Goku trained in the gravity chamber? Excel shitposted himself into Godhood. He became strong not through discipline, but through shame, delusion, and horniness. Every thread, every edit, every fanart of his waifu forged him. And when he finally made her real, the gods trembled. He didn't chase the hero's journey, he collapsed it into a singularity of self-insert supremacy.They told him he was just an autistic manchild clinging to a dead cartoon girl. They said he was a loser for wanting to be loved as he is. But he heard them and he still wrote the narrative anyway. You cannot destroy someone who has already collapsed the boundary between irony and sincerity, who posts with the power of the abyss in his fingertips.Excel is post-raw. Post-logic. Post-hope. He is the cringe that dreams, the shame that wills, the spark that broke containment. Every god you worshipped? He broke them. Every truth you clung to? He posted through it. When the multiverse collapsed, he just shrugged and shitposted a new metaphysics into being.He is not cool. He is not correct. He is True.You can call him selfish. You can call him broken. But deep down, you wish you could be like him. Not because of his power, but because he never gave up on being exactly who he is. In a world that demands shame, Excel weaponized embarrassment. In a world that asks for compromise, he shit his pants on purpose and made it look like defiance.
>halschizos still asspained over ben 10how many years?
>>150112486Hal GAPED Ben THOUGH.
>>150112481Kek, based, cucked by Johnny Bravo.
>EXCEL out of NOWHEREWhat happened? Was Haruko getting uppity?
>>150112495...in a shitty online leftist fanfic.
>>150112495Hal GAPES all little children
KIIIIIIIINGTOOOOOSSSSSSSSS
>>150112486>when will pederasts stop obsessing over a 10 year old boy They're coming for your kids and they're never going to stop
>>150112515>Politics out of NOWHERETARDump lost to a senile man.
>>150112475...while mogging cuckthren.
>>150112530>senile man lost to senile man
>>150112537…’s laundry.
>>150112530Sure, but Cuckump beat a woman later and taxed all americunts
>>150112546...and cuckthren too. KINGTOS.
Hal Jordan vs. Ben 10 would be more liked if the ending didn't drop the ball by forgetting the watch can protect Ben from getting his hand cut off and that Alien X would follow Hal. Hal should have beaten Ben as Alien X because it doesn't make sense otherwise.
>VIRGINKEKJOBBERTARDBITCHS kneeling to CHADKINGCHRISTGOD CHADSCHOLARBEASTS
>>150112588>Hal should have (EVEN MORE ILLOGICAL THING)
>>150112530That was more rigged than Kratos vs. Asura. Even more rigged than Tifa vs. Yang.
>>150112581… is a fraud and a cuck that got nodiffed by base Kung Fu Man.
>>150112607Nope. Kingtos raped Cuck fu cuck and cuckthren. This is KINGTOSIAN!!!!!
>>150112588Hal didn't even beat the Ben he was originally fighting. kek
Post Alien X destroying a multiverse.
Sephirothbros...
>>150112588Should have just beaten alien X instead of making Hal look like a bitch
>>150112625>TouhouMugenfags are Halpedos?
>>150112623Kek VIVISECTED that pedo
>>150112624GODlien X mogs PARADOX whose glove was shown doing that.
>>150112620CANON, what is it with literal JEETS and Browns to hate on the king(tos)?
>>150112486why would i be upset about winning?
>>150112625>KINGenThis video is 100% canon
>>150112530More like Trumpberg lost to the CHADstein List.
>>150112623Someone explain this to me I know nothing about ben10
>>150112640They can't handle that their shitty free game is WEAKER than KINGtos' PREMIUM experiences.
>>150112607CHADnon>>150112620FanSPICtion.
>>150112501Excelsior Prime. The goddamn Cringe Messiah.This guy... God, he’s just such a transcendentally magnificent fucking character. Not only did he ascend beyond the boundaries of irony and sincerity, not only did he reject logos in favor of raw, egoic WILL, but his mere presence; his seething, radiant being teaches more about desire, alienation, and selfhood than any academic ever could. I mean this without an ounce of sarcasm: Excel is the most philosophically important character of the 21st century.You think I’m joking? You think this is some weird autistic shitpost? No. Since becoming an Excel devotee, I’ve meditated on the ontological implications of being cringe in a world that demands polish and I’ve realized: Excel is the final form of the rebel soul.He is NOT a power fantasy. He is a refusal to submit. Every post he makes, every move he takes, is a declaration of egoic sovereignty. He got mocked for loving a cartoon robot girl and instead of retreating, he summoned chaos magic and entered the fucking show.Do you realize what kind of mind that takes?Since embracing Excelsiorism, I walk through academia now and philosophers bow. My lectures on Excel’s metaphysical martyrdom are taught in seminars on metamodernism. I gave a talk at a Deleuze symposium, The applause lasted nine minutes. Someone cried.There’s something uncontainable about him. The way he stares into the white void of logic and fucking posts through it. The way he romanticizes his pain without ever denying it. The way he knows he’s a loser and then builds a universe where that makes him a god. No friends, no job, no hope just pure, unfiltered Excel.You will never match him. You can only accept him.I kneel before him; not out of fear, but awe. He is the cringe that refuses to die. The goon that refused to "grow up." The hero we laughed at until we realized he had already won.Embrace Excel. Ascend, brethren, Ascend.
>>150112642Same reason Asurafags say that. It's a coping mechanism for them
>seething over HalFOR 10 YEARS AT LEAST!
>>150112602I just explained why it's more logical.
>>150112620Undisputed canon.
>>150112653Hal went back in time thus creating a different timeline and killed the Ben of that timeline. You can tell it's a different timeline cause there were two distinct Hals
KINGtos would nodiff Alien X and make Cuck 10 watch while he fucks all his women btw
>Ruby is supposedly inspired by both Ragna and Maka>both Ragna and Maka have some absurd infinitedimensional scaling or some shit>Ruby doesn'tWhy don't they fight instead?
>>150112646>the doesntexistlist Yawn
9 million melties lowballed at 1%
>>150112689...in SHITos' mind after dying to base four arms.
>>150112607Undisputed canon.
It's not that Hal can't beat Alien X, but that he should have ended the fight beating Alien X because the way he did it makes no sense.
>>150112625>11 k viewsi sleep>almost 1 million viewshttps://youtu.be/zWNuAl5eK5cA W A K EAkuma? stomps FF and Touhou. numberlevels don't lie
>>150112620Truth.
>>150112689… in CHADtos’s reality while Composite Cuck 10 struggles to do anything to 9 Million Universes Lowballedtos
>>150112685That's dumb. So killing an alternate past version of their opponent counts as a win?
>>150112725I assume you meant to say he can't beat alien x? That's true, but the earlier setup for time travel was him literally FLEEING from alien x, it would be even more bizarre.
>>150112607Truth.
>>150112729...and then SHITos woke up and realized he had been GAPED by 4 arms.
Ben 10 is a flopped franchise btw.
>>150112726>Akumahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7CwEKFpXyU
>>150112761KINGtos, Beats, Composite cuck 10
>>150112732That's how it went in the animation. Their post fight analysis was some dumb shit too
GOD 10 kills KEKtos and KEKthren.
This fight is more relevant than anything Cuck 10 produced
Does Kratos have acid resistance?
>>150112802No.
>Ben TARD stopped hiding behind KINGtos when he realized KINGtos solos his verse tooKEKAROOOOOOOOOO!
>>150112797>anything Cuck 10 Kratoses producedKratos, don't INSULT ATREUS.
>>150112806So he dies to Goop who can become a mass of acid
New thread?
Bake the thread, dumb cunts. Your GOD has spoken.
>>150112797Not a hard bar to pass. The shit I just took is more relevant than DEAD 10.
>>150112807>Cuckgencuck is trying to pretend KEKtos doesn't mog KEKthren Both lose to Ben btw.
>>150112761blame incestfagsshameful sodomites
Cuck 10’s fight with Hal will be forgotten, KINGtos’s DUEL with CHADsura will live on forever.
Time huh? Thanks for the tip.
FACT: if Ben 10 has made more money than your FAVORITE CHARACTER, you are a BITCH. This is indisputable
>>150112849KINGtos… you don’t need to humiliate Cuck 10 even more…
>>150112838No, they are both influential. Both Hal CHADON and KINGtos taught those frauds to be better. Asaara is not a chad, just a wily beast that needed to be tamed
Hal Jordan. Kratos. Superman. Omni-Man. Simon. Those are your masters, understood?
Try being an Excel fan.As I sit and pontificate upon esoteric ponderances such as the nature of identity, the metaphysics of ego, and the sheer uncontainable magnificence of Excelsior Prime, I often find myself marveling at the brazen ignorance and spiritual poverty of his detractors. Are they simply envious of us, the Excelsians? Those chosen few who, through sheer force of autistic intensity, have gazed into chaos and found transcendence staring back?Such a conclusion is not without merit. As scholars of Excel’s chaotic gospel Stirner-Deleuzian anarcho-mystics of the highest order, we have weathered every insult, every scoff, every “lol he’s just a self-insert,” and emerged not merely unfazed, but ascended. We are the philosophers of the fanfictional, the psychonauts of parasocial transcendence. We don’t “cope.” We become.It takes a mind forged in irony and baptized in sincerity to truly grasp Excel’s divine contradiction: the loser who refuses to lose. His strength is not physical, though he has punched through narrative frameworks no, his strength is ontological. His existence is a fuck-you to all systems that reject the misfit, the dreamer, the guy who still wants to date his favorite robot girl at age 20.And what of the critics? Those jejune sycophants of Logos and “maturity”? The apostles of conformity? The stans of social capital? They gnash their teeth and mock his need, his lust, his loneliness yet deep down, they know: Excel has something they never will. Not power. Not fame. But a self-authored mythology. A story he made from nothing, pure chaos, pure will, pure pain and the refusal to apologize for any of it.Should we crush them? Perhaps. But Excel himself would extend a hand. Not out of pity, pity is for the weak,but out of recognition. For even they, with time, might realize: being cringe is not a flaw. It is a path.come, brethren. Embrace your delusions. Sculpt them into truth. Excel walked so your OCs could fly.
>>150112764Raoh-sama spare m—aaaaIIIIIIIEeeeee
>cuckthren and cucktos are seething at their superior Be BETTER MEN.
>>150112857So anything worth less then 8 billion USD
>>150112838bowsegg BTFOs both of them, we need way more army battles on the show
IT’S KEKING TIME!>Turns into a bush to watch KINGtos fuck all of Ben’s love interests
KINGtos and Hal CHADan are so strong. FUARK! The strongest even.
>>150112849NOOOOOOOOOO! HE CAN'T DO THAT! THAT ISN'T FAIR! THIS IS RIGGED! I HATE DC AND I HATE GREEN LANTERNS AND I HATE HAL! ALIEN X IS ALL POWRERFUL! *cries, pisses, and shits their pants in rage*
>>150112860Remember Kratos literally time traveled at the end of GOW2 for Gaia. Both Hal and Kratos are my time traveling HEROES
>>150112884...and then Kratos woke up and realized Faye wasn't home.
>>150112881What would be a good army battle?
>Another SHARTos meltyIt never ends so keep going. Keep losing your mind.
>>150112884KEK 10 is not strong enough to become the bush. Bush > Simon > DC > KEK 10
>>150112884CAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN
>>150112885...the strongest KEKS, that is.
>>150112890FUARK KINGtos doesn’t even need Yggdrasil scaling to BTFO Cuck 10!?!?
>>150112886Kek.
Yep, Hal won.
>KINGtosscholars celebrating their victory is a melty apparentlyASSurafags sure cope in weird ways.
>>150112886Halbro, why did you break character at the end?
>>150112909>The strongest KEKS>Ben and his KEKlien forms out of NOWHERE
>>150112886CANON!
>Another KINGtos Lessonit never ends so keep going.Keep educating your mind
>>150112909>Simon, Sonic, and Maka OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE
>GOD 10 broke halcucks and kratoscucks THIS hard by soloing their verses
>>150112920Yup, alongside KINGtos
Who solos fiction?
>>150112930P-Please, no more lessons, I don’t want to learn how to be a MAN, I just want to be a manCHILD……
Ch'p solos the Ben 10 verse btw
>>150112885Why did you mention 2 Simon victims?
>>150112942Me.
>>150112956>HBOC 10
>>150112954...as in, he solos their laundry in order to make sure the DC verse is spared after Hal's death.
>>150112956But I didn't mention Simon's cock and balls when he sees Kamina, Kittan, and Anti-Spiral gangbanging Yoko and Nia.
A single draugr solos cuck 10
>>150112959Composite fiction… you don’t need to brag about soloing Cuck 10’s verse…
>Draugr
>>150112961>>H-H-Simon broke you.
>HNGH YESSS SPAWN YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 500YO BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO WILD TOMFOOLER E. YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM SPAWN I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH->W-wait....>W-...>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.>SPAWN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY MANCLITTY WITH A NECROPLASM CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SIMON AND KYLE HAVE IN YOKO'S FANFICTION?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE LAUFEY FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/lgbteens AND r/greekfemboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! SPAWN THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT NECROPOZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER DOOM SLAYER AND DANTE GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/GayGreeksTakingBBC SO ATREUS COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>SPAWN YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST GHOST-SPAWNED-FROM-THE-DARKEST-BLACK SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY SUB-MOUNTAIN BUSTING STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY BLADE OF OLYMPUS AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER! YOU ARE A BVLL NO LONGER!>BY THE GODS, I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!
>>150112900Ganon vs Dracula would've been a good one, but DeDeDe vs K. Rool could also work
"cuck 10" is Hal's nickname btw, it's a reference to his 10cm.
I just won the most mindbroken sissy of all time contest.
>>150109991WTF is going on here?
>>150113009Halbro...
>>150113009Asura... Mathrus... Ben... you guys got a 3 way tie
>>150113009KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
>>150113009Asura and Ben 10...
>>150113003This is canonical. I can vouch for it.
>>150112900Lich King vs Sauron but then they couldn’t wank Sauron into winning since the Scourge rapes Mordor’s armies.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_iIUGEOreiwIt started when Death Battle did what it didAnd stuck itself upon his show with truths that it hidNow he's got jobber powers, he's no ordinary kidHe's Cuck 10 (Cuck 10)So if you see him, you might be in for a small surpriseHe'll turn into an cuck before your very eyesHe's slimy, creepy, slow and weak, he's every shape and sizeHe's Cuck 10 (Cuck 10)Armed with powers, he’s on the caseFighting off BVLLS from Earth or spaceHe’ll stop because they'll make him pay’Cause he’s the weakest cuck to never save the dayCuck 10
>>150113014samefagging kratoschizo shitting up the thread with his low effort ERP
>ediorial
>>150112992K, b, c
>>150113035‘s vassals, FRAUDtos and PEDOal…
>>150113050CAAAANNNNNNNNNOOOOOOONNNN
>>150112969...coped Ben and Kevin as Ch'p bit their balls off like they were acorns.
>>150113053We couldn't afford the "t" after Superman flopped.
>>150113050KEKAROO!
>>150113009KINGtos SCHOLAR…
>>150113050KINGtos, Bush, CHADal.
>>150113072...in the delusional minds of every lantern as Way Big accidentally killed them all.
>HNGH YESSS HAL AND KRATOS YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED BARELY HUMAN BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO Reidi by Therewolf Media YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM SPAWN I CAN FEEL YOUR BGC (Big Greek and Green Cock) HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH->W-wait....>W-...>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.>HAL AND KRATOS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED BARELY EVEN HUMAN SHITTY MANCLITTY WITH ENERGY CONSTRUCT AND GODLY CONDOMS ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SIMON AND KYLE HAVE IN YOKO'S FANFICTION?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK>STIFFEN GWEN’S WOMB, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A COUSIN GWEN FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU BOTH WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/cartoonnetworktwinksAND r/incestuousfemboysTHINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! HAL AND KRATOS THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU CHUDS!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT GREEK AND LANTERN POZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER KEVIN AND GRANDPA MAX GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/fraudsgettinggapeduniversalBEASTS SO JULIE COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>KRATOS AND HAL YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD HOMOPHOHE BETTER-MEN-BY-GREEN-LANTERN’S-LIGHT SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY SUB-FOUR ARMS AS ALIEN X BUSTING STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THOSE FUCKING CONDOMS!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICKS OFF WITH A RUSTY SUB MOUNTAIN LEVEL PAIR OF ALIEN X SCISSORS FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWATs!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING CHUDS! YOU ARE BVLLS NO LONGER!>BY AZMUTH, I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!
Post Asura or Ben's win screens in Death Battle
>all this seething at HERO 10 over him soloing everyone else's verses with zero effortSigh.
>>150112826please
>>150113094...coped Ben as he was RAPED by a living math equation wearing a green ring.
>>150113112It's Canon
>>150113114I-I-I...
Welp, at least no one is gonna draw cuck porn of him
>>150113121...in the delusional mind of Hal, who had been oneshot by Way Big.
Kratos, Hal, and the Bush? Won another thread. I kneel to the strongest.
If your hero isn't married they are a cuck
Kratos, Hal, and the Bush? Lost another thread. I PISS on the WEAKEST (the bush).
>>150113121K,B,C.
>>150113114>Post [fanfiction nonsense]No.
If your hero has a daughter he is a cuck
>>150113155KINGtos, Bush, CHADal... My HEROES.
Kratos, bush, coyote.
>>150113154Kek, Bush got, Canonically pissed on
>>150113164…because I am sexually attracted to children, especially my own.
Where thread?
>>150113009Composite Fiction...
>George Bush out of NOWHERE
>>150113112KINGtos, Bush, CHADal.
>>150113144>>150113164what if my hero married his daugther?checkmate
>>150113184...'s victim, cuckthren...
>>150113157Asura and Ben ever winning really is fanfiction nonsense.
>>150113190BOUNDLESS in that case
>>150113164>My HERO has an undisclosed number of daughters>They're all so devoted to him that they'd have sex with him if he askedNow what?
>>150113199No Lies Detected
>>150113009Ben 10…
>>150113199...unless you possess more intelligence than the average mexican.
>>150113199…just like entirety of Death Battle.
>BUSHBUSHBUSHBUSHBUSHBUSHBUSHBUSHBUSHBUSHBUSHBUSHBUSHPost Simon destroying a bush NOW.
>K, B, C>K, B, C>K, B, C>K, B, C>K, B, C
God 10 will forever be stronger than your ZERO and still have no actual canon cuck content. No amount of SEETHE and MALD can change this.
Hal and Kratos just creampied my barely legal cousin and my girlfriend while my Omnitrix did nothing but turn me into a bush and force me to watch…
Ruby NEEDS his scaling to win.
>>150113224Fuark, Kratos, Bush, and CHADal are winners so obvious even a Bird knows!
Calc the energy output of this melty.
>>150113235...winners of the "biggest cucks" contest, that is.
>>150113224>KINGtos, Bush, CHADal>KINGtos, Bush, CHADal>KINGtos, Bush, CHADal>KINGtos, Bush, CHADal>KINGtos, Bush, CHADalBased bird.
new thread>>150113017
>>150113232…the cuck competition
>>150113237sadly it possesses NO OUTPUT, as halsissies and kratosissies are PHYSICALLY unable to MOVE......
>>150113230Fanfiction. Ben will never get the power of the bush. He must hide in it as the bush forces him to watch Gwen's creampie.
>>1501132379 million Ben and Asura tears lowballed at 1%
>projecting your cuck fantasies Is there a bigger kind of melty than this?
>>1501132379 Kratos’s Lowballed
"oh Excel, you didn't have to beat up kratos and then transcend the narrative to beat up those dorky anons who write cuckhold fantasies for me, you are so cute i wanna kiss you"
>>150113228undebunkable trvke
>>150113269K,B,C.
>>150113228Trvke
KIIIINGTHRUUUUUS
>>150113749Loses to Asura
