>Listen, Artie. Eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude. I mean, I'm not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof or whatever, but what I am screamin' is, yo, check out this kazing thazing, bazaby! I mean if it doesn't groove or what I'm sayin' ain't straight trippin' just say, "Oh, no you didn't! You know, you're gettin' on my last nerve." And then I'll know it's... then I'll know it's wack!
>Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!

>You! You can't lie. So tell me puppet... where is Shrek?
>Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not
>You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
>It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect
>So you do know where he is
>On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably...
>Stop it!
>...do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was. That'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't

It was a cash grab that was made after Shrek 2 grossed more than 430 million domestically

>>150111199
*Shrek the Turd

>>150111199
Overhated movie.

>>150111199
Bump

>Shrek 2: 439 million
>Shrek the Third: 322 million

>Kung Fu Panda 2: 165 million
>Kung Fu Panda 3: 143 million

>How to Train Your Dragon 2: 177 million
>How to Train Your Dragon 3: 160 million

Domestic box office

>>150111199
>what are your favorite Shrek the Third moments and characters?
all of them

>>150111199
I saw this in theaters as a kid and it made me realize that I was getting too old for some of this shit. I didn't watch another fully cgi animated movie until an ex went to Redbox and came back with The Good Dinosaur (which also sucked).
>>150112003
That sounds right