Kara Zor-El approaches you outside the liquor store, grabs your wrist, plants 50 bucks on your hand and asks you to please buy her a bottle of Wild Turkey because she lost her ID that totally proves she is of drinking age.WDYD?
>>150113099Of course I would. Then I'd ask her out.
>>150113099Return with an actual wild turkey.
>>150113099I give her three bowling balls and say the rest is up to her.
Keep the money for myself. What is she going to do?
She can't get drunk on earth booze, that's why she parties off world.
>>150113241She's taking the bottle to another planetary system.
>>150113250So I won't even get a chance to sleep with her while she's drunk?
>>150113277Tell her you're only buying if you can tag along.
>>150113099This happened all the time when I was a senior in college. Underclassmen girls standing outside the liquor or package store, and giving you, a stranger, to go in and buy alcohol.Then you tell her you won’t do it for money but for other reasons. Initially they’re shocked then think about it and then finally submit in shame.Works every time.
>>150113373^and giving you, a stranger, money to go in and buy alcohol.
>>150113238Use her super strength and speed to take her money back, and tear off all of your clothes to humiliate you for having a tiny penis.
>>150113099Not my problem, lady.*walks away like John Wayne
>>150113373Jesus, how trashy you got to be to fuck a stranger for liquor? Don't care if they feel shame. They still did it, the dumb broads.
>>150113800He's larping. I can maybe see some flashing in exchange for booze, but no way is it much more than that with a stranger.
>>150113800A lot of them do it because their sorority demands they bring it beer back to the house or else they’re out.Or least at Old Dominion University.
>>150113099I throw the money back at her, she's obviously a loony Superman cosplayer who wants to be part of his secret harem.
>>150114414>dude, what the hell
>>150113099Ask her if she’d rather do molly instead. She’s a white girl, so I know she will
>>150113389Nice try. I'm black. My massive cock will just get applause.
>>150114051Doubt, even ODU girls aren't THAT trashy. The sorority life there is like half of what it would be like in other big Virginia schools anyways, maybe you were in JMU or something when this happened
>>150113099Tell her to fuck off
>>150113373So that's how you learned to "appreciate" little boys, huh?
>>150113099I ask her to show me her boobs.
>>150114414>My Lexposting is a CALLING
>>150113373this never happened to you btw
>>150113099I'd watch a Superbad style comedy about Kara and Babs trying to get alcohol for a Titans party
>>150113099Tell her she's gonna save her money and come back to my place, where I'm already stocked.Wild Turkey and Brisk half and half is the fucking tits btw.
>>150113099Kill/
>>150113099>BourbonI ask her if she doesn't want me to buy her a scotch instead. Glendronach 12y could be in that price range. If she is not sure, I would invite her for tasting event.
>>150113099Is the dog with her? Because Krypto was terrifying.
>>150121429No, he's a good boy.
>>150122354Cute.
>>150122354>you just know
>>150113099I'd ask her why she keeps losing her costume in battle.
>>150113099anon she's played by a 25 year oldget your eyes checked before you kill someone on the roads yeah? maybe take your grandkids seriously when they offer to drive you to your doctor appointments
>>150123444>esl attempts at humor remain as poor as his country
