Powerscalers will ask "how strong is Mickey mouse" and then proceed to calculate everything except the size of his cock.
>>150115987Mickey has a micropenis that can only erect when his prostate is stimulated
mickey is the weakest disney character ever
There's 3 mickey mouses though.Mickey is just a regular dude within his own canon. It's only in disney marketing material that he's some kind of omnipotent sorcerer.And then he's kind of inbetween in material that references mickey from outside his canon but within some kind of narrative. Like those sing along movies that had their own little scenes in them and Kingdom hearts.
>>150117084what about musketeers/fantasia and those edgy comics where is like magic or whatever the fuck that shit was, would those be their own timeline?
>>150116085>>150116332I fucked Mickey Mouse and he whimpered like a bitch
>>150117186Those were outside the mickey canon but still within a fantasy narrative. So mickey is a very powerful but not omnipotent sorcerer. It's the "sorcerer's apprentice" canon.
The 3 mickeys are>steamboat willyMickey is a working joe trying to get a stable job and woo his gf Minnie>sorcerer's apprenticeMickey is a dimension hopping sorcerer who vanquished evil and does good in a multiverse of disney acquire IP>disney marketingMickey is literally real in the real world and the true ceo of disney and his powers have no limit.
>>150117345what about kingdom hearts?
>>150115987He is the most famous man in the world
>>150117437Literally in kingdom hearts they say the sorcerer is mickey's mentor and the entire plot is about mickey traveling the multiverse fighting evil. Kh is the most on the nose representation of the 2nd layer of mickey. You could even call it the kingdom hearts layer.
>>150116085>>150117238What a shamefully needy slut. How much further can he debase himself just to get his fill?
>>150115987You don't need to "calculate" anything when its obvious Mickey Mouse has a horsecock
>>150115987It's small
