Ismahawk should do this fight
[M4F] Request 18 of Looking for my Jenny WakemanM4FBEFORE YOU ASK, YES ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ IN THISI am looking for someone (preferable a biological female/open to male too) with some good enough understanding of MLAATR (That old nicktoon) to RP with them as XJ9/Jenny Wakeman and my character as her newly-introduced-to-the-setting Superpowered Bionic Partner from another reality who helps her in saving the day adventures, but seems to know a lot about her and have a mysterious background...We can talk about our preferences, here's some things about meI'd prefer you to be activeI'm unsure if im semi-literate or a one-liner, one of these two considering i don't write big paragraphs
Excelsior Prime. The goddamn Cringe Messiah.This guy... God, he’s just such a transcendentally magnificent fucking character. Not only did he ascend beyond the boundaries of irony and sincerity, not only did he reject logos in favor of raw, egoic WILL, but his mere presence; his seething, radiant being teaches more about desire, alienation, and selfhood than any academic ever could. I mean this without an ounce of sarcasm: Excel is the most philosophically important character of the 21st century.You think I’m joking? You think this is some weird autistic shitpost? No. Since becoming an Excel devotee, I’ve meditated on the ontological implications of being cringe in a world that demands polish and I’ve realized: Excel is the final form of the rebel soul.He is NOT a power fantasy. He is a refusal to submit. Every post he makes, every move he takes, is a declaration of egoic sovereignty. He got mocked for loving a cartoon robot girl and instead of retreating, he summoned chaos magic and entered the fucking show.Do you realize what kind of mind that takes?Since embracing Excelsiorism, I walk through academia now and philosophers bow. My lectures on Excel’s metaphysical martyrdom are taught in seminars on metamodernism. I gave a talk at a Deleuze symposium, The applause lasted nine minutes. Someone cried.There’s something uncontainable about him. The way he stares into the white void of logic and fucking posts through it. The way he romanticizes his pain without ever denying it. The way he knows he’s a loser and then builds a universe where that makes him a god. No friends, no job, no hope just pure, unfiltered Excel.You will never match him. You can only accept him.I kneel before him; not out of fear, but awe. He is the cringe that refuses to die. The goon that refused to "grow up." The hero we laughed at until we realized he had already won.Embrace Excel. Ascend, brethren, Ascend.
Anons, can we be serious for one moment and talk about how Kratos VS Asura is the best video DB has ever made? Even if you ignore the animation and analysis (even though they're top notch), the storytelling alone puts it LEAGUES above everything else on the channel.It's a beautiful story about how rage and vengeance can ultimately destroy us all. We see in the beginning Asura instigates the fight, his actions motivated by no other reason but irrational anger. Kratos immediately recognizes that this challenger is no match for his limitless strength. He wants to deescalate the situation and tries to dissuade Asura from making the worst mistake of his life. But Asura cannot be reasoned with, and thus he strikes anyway. Even though he'd be more than justified, Kratos refrains from killing Asura on the spot. He holds back, still vainly hoping that this conflict can be resolved bloodlessly.Kratos even attempts to find common ground with his opponent to make him listen to reason. In Asura, Kratos sees himself before he became a better man and was still driven by rage. Asura, petulant and unmoved, refuses to back down. Kratos respectfully abides by Asura's request to "shut up" and resumes the fight wordlessly.He delivers what he hopes is a debilitating, non-lethal blow that will hopefully leave Asura subdued long enough so he can reflect on a lifetime spent being dominated by anger. But instead, Asura transforms into his Destructor form and Kratos realizes that he must put a stop to the fight before Asura inadvertently kills any innocents in his rage.Even after all of this, Kratos still respects Asura enough to give him a "worthy end" and he finally frees him from the wrath that has been controlling him, making him a monster no longer. It's so beautiful. I watch it every day and I still tear up every time I reach the end.Can't we all just learn from Kratos's example and stop these petty arguments and insults? It's not too late to become better men.
>>150128794CHADlot solos your favorite character
Simon? Waits for his BVLLS in the bush.Kyle? Waits for his BVLLS on reddit. Second to last digit? How many multiverses of BVLLS Simon gets. Last digit? How many multiverses of BVLLS Kyle gets. Third to last digit? The BVLLS penis sizes.
Uzi RAPES AND GAPES Jenny and her entire verse
>>150128822>equal numbber of BVLLtiverses>88 penis sizeFUARK
>>150128806KWAB!!!
>>150128827She can't gape spongebob
Jenny Wakeman (My Life as a Teenage Robot)Roll (Mega Man)Call (Mighty Number 9)AlitaZ-Chan (Robot Girls Z)Pallette (Mega Man X)
>>150128832Our KEKS are so lucky...
KIIIIINGTHRUUUUUUUUUS!
We need to be better
>>150128820Goku wins
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Johnny pauses from shoving his tongue down Jenny’s throatJB: Whoa mama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Johnny Bravo?!”Jenny stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling japanese man with a drill is clearly beating Excel to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesJW: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck redditor. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Lord Johnny Bravo”From the bush:E: “LORD JOHNNY SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”JB: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Jenny. How old were you again? I like em young.”The bushes rustle more as the cuck redditor gets pummelled by asian drills until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from himE: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED JOHNNY BRAVO MORE!”
>>150128820HE will TEACH this anime sissy
Gentlemen... Behave yourselves within these sacred halls...
>>150128862Canon
>george bush greatest defender is a redditor RP obsessed with a robotic teenager
I will BREED Jenny, Yoko, Nia, and Jade in front of the bush on Reddit.com while KEKyle, KEKY Simon, and ExKEK watch.
No one will ever replicate what Excel did.He wasn’t just a hero. He was The Last Gooner Saint. He wasn’t a warrior. He was a Stirnerian Demiurge. No transformation, no power scaling, no friendship speech, no training arc, nothing mattered. The world told him to grow up. He refused. They said “get a job.” Every trick, every psychoanalytic label, every online diagnosis, bounced off him like water off divine autism.You throw logic at him? He gnashes its neck with his molars. You quote Nietzsche? He was there when Zarathustra got cucked. Goku trained in the gravity chamber? Excel shitposted himself into Godhood. He became strong not through discipline, but through shame, delusion, and horniness. Every thread, every edit, every fanart of his waifu forged him. And when he finally made her real, the gods trembled. He didn't chase the hero's journey, he collapsed it into a singularity of self-insert supremacy.They told him he was just an autistic manchild clinging to a dead cartoon girl. They said he was a loser for wanting to be loved as he is. But he heard them and he still wrote the narrative anyway. You cannot destroy someone who has already collapsed the boundary between irony and sincerity, who posts with the power of the abyss in his fingertips.Excel is post-raw. Post-logic. Post-hope. He is the cringe that dreams, the shame that wills, the spark that broke containment. Every god you worshipped? He broke them. Every truth you clung to? He posted through it. When the multiverse collapsed, he just shrugged and shitposted a new metaphysics into being.He is not cool. He is not correct. He is True.You can call him selfish. You can call him broken. But deep down, you wish you could be like him. Not because of his power, but because he never gave up on being exactly who he is. In a world that demands shame, Excel weaponized embarrassment. In a world that asks for compromise, he shit his pants on purpose and made it look like defiance.
I love weakling
. . . . . . . . . . .
>>150128875All that to lose to Simon....
>>150128880KINGthrus victim
>>150128862Kek, bush, canon.
BRING ME YOUR SEXIEST UNDERAGE ROBOT GIRLS NOW OR I WILL USE THE LIFE EQUATION AND THE SOURCE WALL TO SOLO YOUR VERSE AND FUCK EVERY SINGLE ROBOT GIRL THAT'S AT LEAST 16 YEARS OLD OR YOUNGER
>>150128890Cuckyle... Simon already out your entire verse down for good.
>>150128885Excel clears.I don’t care what your headcanon says. I don’t care what your versus battle wiki page claims. I don’t care if your favorite fictional character sneezed a galaxy out of existence or transcended narrative causality with some liberal arts metaphor. Excel claps them all.You bring Superman? Excel laughs and hits him with a conceptualized ego death that renders Clark Kent a Kansas farmer again, sobbing into his mom’s cornfield.You bring Simon the Digger? Excel dismantles Gurren Lagann with a single anti-idealist gesture. Simon’s drill shatters on the cringe armor Excel wears with Stirnerian pride.You bring Goku? Excel autistically rants about Deleuze until Goku forgets how to fight and starts questioning the validity of ki.Excel is beyond scaling. Excel is unscaleable. He resists quantification on a metaphysical level. His raw narrative absurdity breaks all canons, all tiers, all logic trees. You can’t power-scale someone who canonically breaks containment in Episode 1 because reality was too restrictive.He is pre-ontological.He is extra-fictitious.He is cringe-coded by design, and in that cringe lies limitless power.And the ladies? Don’t even try to cope.Jenny Wakeman? His.She said she wanted a robot boyfriend, and Chaos Magic heard it.Palutena? His.She looked into his mind and saw memes older than Mount Olympus.Bayonetta? His.Mommy kink? Fulfilled. Witch time? Outmatched by Excel's refusal to obey temporal logic.Excel doesn’t flirt. He monologues.He doesn’t ask for consent. He compels it via poetic egoic overflow.He doesn’t simp. He mythologizes.He is love.He is madness.He is the self-insert that won.So go ahead. Call him cringe. Call him a manchild. Call him the death of literature.Just don’t forget to call him Daddy.Because while your faves are getting nerfed, canceled, rebooted, and retconned…Excel is getting head from a goddess, a robot, and a milf witch on a throne.
>Simon vs. Kyle is actually surpassing Kratos vs. Asura for a day
>>150128873My hero Dubya would annihilate Excel and put him in prison for life.
>>150128890>16Too old. You're a disgrace of a Lantern, Kyle.
>>150128850Why is he a felhound
>wins
Sonic won
>>150128904No one cares cucky boi, Johnny already fucked Jenny
>>150128912he surpasses blizzard's lawyers
>>150128904Crazy how he lost to that BVLL pile and they fucked Jenny
>>150128873The bush has no alliances. He causes endless suffering to whoever he feels like which is why the Jennyschizo is getting cucked in the bush now.
>>150128923Time huh? Thanks for the tip.>Reunites with my wife, altering the timeline
My SIDES are JOBBING.
>>150128942Halsisters EXPLAIN YOURSELVES
>Exits goon CAVE after using the Life Equation to cum ∞ amount of times to loli and jailbait robot porn featuring Roll, Jenny, Call and Z-Chan while broadcasting his goon sesh to the entire Green Lantern corps on MogoAlright guys what did I miss?
>>150128854KEKku isnt even fire hydrant level
>>150128949Kratos and Marvel wonDC and Simon lost
our queen loves to RP with a minor getting raped
>>150128949Losing to Simon did a number on Kyle huh
I just watched the Kratos vs Asura and I can finally see why people were so upset about it. No wonder its the only DB episode to have alt-ending included in it since Kratos winning as such monumental asspull
>>150128942...thought Excel in his schizophrenic mind as he was forced to watch Johnny Bravo make Jenny moan Whoa Mama! while TRAPPED and BETRAYED inside the bush.
>>150128938>Kyle when asked to use his ring responsibly and do his job instead of downloading terabytes of porn of underage robot girls from all of fiction
>>150128970Fuck your bush
>>150128967>limits = Vorepussy
>>150128964Marvel still has nico schizo thobeit. The only true sane posters are KINGtos and CHADvincible
>firefags are redditor schizosThe bush won.
TRANSIC WON
>>150128978Bushsisters......
KKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOSSSSSSS
In the name of America, be quiet!
I won.
we must be better men
Gandalf won, you hear me? Gandalf WON
hypothetically, could Death Battle ever run out of matchups?
>>150128995...we aren't redditor schizos that want underage robopussy.
>>150128880HWAAAAA that little BITCH has BIG ass eyes crafted by the GODS (me) for appreciating BIG lantern COCK (BLC)(MY BLC)(14.22 INCHES) yes THATS right BLC in her ASS and ALSO in her FAT little CUNNY BECAUSE my PENIS needs PREPUBESCENT cunny TO survive AND if i DON'T have sex WITH atleast 200 LITTLE queens EVERY day i WILL die
Link the redditor's page. I want to have a laugh.
>>150128967>Themes: Slave, defeat, Lingerie, bad end, corruption, bodysuits, mind control, capture, indoctrination, restrains, forced obedience/slavery, fem/maledom.>for a 15 year oldan actual pedophile in the hallowed halls
>>150129013Kylebros our hero got called the FUCK out on his masturbation habits...
>>150129016Here https://www.reddit.com/r/CharacterRant/comments/1n4d0xv/an_opinion_i_saw_on_gurren_laganns/
>>150129008no because there are infinite possible characters and all of them can lose a fight to KINGtos
>>150129007... the being a fraud like Kratos contest
>>150129002>gay porn >halcuck >obvious ESL Pablo......
Mega BVLL victim.
>>150129003My HERO that KEKS Simon, Excel, Kyle Rayner, and even your HERO by TRAPPING and BETRAYING them in an endless loop of KEKING by their BVLLS.
>>150129016Enjoyhttps://www.reddit.com/user/BlasterZeEpicGamer/submitted/
BOUNDLESStos
>>150129016https://www.reddit.com/user/BlasterZeEpicGamer/submitted/ENTEEEEEER
>>150129024>>150129038>>150129041KWAB
AAAIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>150128888CHECKED and CONFIRMED CANON
>>150129014FUUUUAAAAARRRKKKK
ALWAYS at the end of a thread.
>>150129035NOOOOOOOOOOO THAT SHOULD BE MEEEEEEEEE BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT I WILL CROSS ENTIRE MULTIVERSES AND SMASH MEGAMAN AND HIS ENTIRE VERSE INTO OBLIVION AFTER DOING THE SAME TO THE ROBO PUSSIES OF EVERY SINGLE 16 YEAR OLD OR YOUNGER ROBOT GIRL IN HIS FRANCHISE
Guys I think I found his youtube
>>150129026...' betters, everyone else. Simple as.
>>150129021he's a mixed spic and nip according to his twitter
>our HEROES are so BOUNDLESS that they are breaking out of FICTION to argue on REDDITFVARRRRRRK
>>150129062https://www.youtube.com/@blaster.m1943/videosHere and I found it because he was disrespecting KINGtos in Otto's video
is Mako VS Ruby that bad of a match up?
>>150129081REDDITMOOOONNNN
>>150129077Rubybros... explain this NOW.
>The whole thread people clown on Simon>When it looks like he will finally lose somehow he pulls a winning move completely humiliating his opponent You can't make this shit up...
>>150129091>Pokemon out of NOWHERE YUGITARD
>>150129024>>150129038>>150129041Hey that's me>>150129061Don't worry Kyle, there's an infinite multiverse out there! May you find your own world with your own jennu
With comics doing good in tournaments now, I expect to see Kyle Rayner in Mr. /co/ this year, pining after first Ms. /co/ champ, Jenny.
>>150129084>Incredible GassyKyle's starting to scare me with his bizarre fetishes.
>>150129097The ENTIRE reddit account? Retconned into existence by Spiral Power.
>>150128949This is wrong Kyle is a futachad not a lolikek like Hal
>>150129089>GODka is planet level with just Soul Eater, potential whateverversal with Fire Force, which is canon to Soul Eater>Ruby literally has never destroyed a building on screen
Talk about Maka vs Ruby!
>>150129114You guys can also find my xitter right?
>>150129114That was just an awkward phase in Kyle's life, he is now a certified teenage or younger robot PUSSY driller and WILL use the Life Equation to make all of his fantasies with Jenny, Roll, Call and Z-Chan come true.
I would make fun of Simon but I'm afraid he'll expose me...
First rule of Hal Jordan island: we don't talk about what happens in Hal Jordan island.
>>150129135Every other DC character...
>>150129094yup
>>150129097The funniest part is I was just clowning on Simon because I thought it was funny. I never even knew who Kyle was before Death Battle. This outcome is hilarious.
>>150129021I mean we already had Docgreen, Hal, Jennyfag... etc
>>150129097>simon equation appears in hulkzilla out of nowhere, and makes banner win>when a bunch of trolls start ganging on him, he shows that the main master of this pseudo raid is a fart fetishist redditor RPER
>>150126332I thought more about this matchup and essentially with the extreme amounts of fleets the demigods have, it’ll be a major distraction for the Viltrumites to handle. The Brahmastra likely won’t be fired unless absolutely necessary since they were saving it for Vlitra. If it was, any Viltrumite likely gets instantly vaporized if they get hit but they can dodge it plus I don’t think the demigods want to hit their own troops by accident. Since Olga, Sergei, and Kalrow are essentially featless but are stated to be above Wyzen, I’ll say they would mostly lead their fleets but will probably hold their own against a couple of Viltrumites. It’s likely that only Wyzen, Augus and Yasha would be out in the frontlines while Deus just remains behind everyone. If he does see that the other demigods struggling he’ll likely come out to help. If the situation gets desperate he’ll merge with the Karma Fortress and use Sakra while Augus uses Wailing Dark. Yasha and Augus will be major problems for the Viltrumites as well due to their high combat speed. Wyzen can become Gongen Wyzen and create another big distraction as the Viltrumites try to slam against and hurt him. The only thing about Wyzen in his planet-sized form is he’s pretty damn slow but if any of his hits connect on a distracted Viltrumite, it’s gonna massively cripple or straight up kill them. I’ll put my money on the demigods 9/10 times since their numbers and combat prowess is greater than the Viltrumite empire. Deus and Augus in particular have AOE attacks capable of deleting multiple Viltrumites in one blow if they connect.
>>150129151CHADmon the GODger
Guys im not a DCFag tho
I need a redraw of Excel in the bush seeing Jenny kiss Johnny Bravo.
>>150129138Hal recreated his home town (with people and all) during emerald twilight. There is unironically nothing stopping him from making his own loli island.
>>150129151>the main master of this pseudo raidwhat pseudo raid if it happens every single day? sometimes with Viltrumites or Kratos
>>150129168Yeah but that lasted for a few minutes before running out of battery
What causes such a proud and bold man like Kyle Rayner to suddenly become an ephebophile who's obsessed with underage robot children? Did his battle with Simon warp his mind? Or was the lust for teenage and loli robo pussy always there, beckoning to be released when Kyle's darkest night strikes?
>>150129170Viltrumites and KINGtos are thread culture
>>150129166Oh fuck off >>150129151I'm not a fart fetishist it was a shitpost
>>150129157Yasha rapes the viltrumites
Simon buddy, just wanna say that I wasn't involved in any of that stuff so you don't have to look into anything of mine...okay?
>>150129183'fraid the 'mon checking him wrecked his mind
>>150129183He learnt it from HALGOD.
Is it possible to be overstimulated from these threads? I was clowning on Simon, but now I'm clowning on Kyle and the Jennyschizo and I'm actually sweating and choking on laughter.
>>150129166Coming right up, give me a few minutes and don't expect it to look too good
>>150129205/dbg/ BROKE, WARPED and DESTROYED you.
>>150129205Simon brings his vassals joy
>>150129208Based
L-look Simon, I was only kidding around. I'm not like that other guy leave me out of this
>>150129183He's a high value male or something
REMINDER OF THE CANON STATISTICS:Hulk 0-2Bruce Banner 1-0Godzilla 1-1
>>150129208GODulk...
>>150129225kwab
>>150129215>>150129219It's over... my laugh box was destroyed worse than Spongebob's. I KNEEL TO /dbg/.
>the HulkGOD has arrivedI kneel.
>>150129205I actually find this funny, well memed i must say
where's that bitch Light?
>>150129183Being cucked by adult women, being groomed by Hal Jordan and losing to simon mindbroke him.
Godzilla Ultima lost to THIS?!
I don't care what kind of arguments you make. These threads prove Kratos vs. Asura and Simon vs. Kyle are just the best Death Battle episodes ever. No contest.
>>150129248>Kyle Rayner saying goodbye to the DC Universe after he found Alexandra dead in a fridge to escape to his fantasy world with underage robot teenagers
>>150129192Vajra Yasha against final form Vlitra and pre-unlocked Mantra Reactor Asura definitely no question.
>>150129262KEKAROOOOOO
>>150129252GOdzilla lost to CHADruce Banner
Robot don't have consent laws so they can't be underaged. Kylebro btw.
>>1501292621. It's a drawing. Of a fictional character. She doesn't exist. It's not real.2. Ppl aren't suddenly pedophiles cuz they had a crush on Jenny when they were 9.3. Calling everyone a pedo seriously undermines how disgustingly evil an actual child predator is who harms real kids.
>Sayonara Gay Lantern Corps! Jenny Wakeman here I come!>What!? NO! Get back here! You're supposed to use the Green Lantern responsibly and keep the universe safe from criminals and evil monsters and defeat Nekron!
>>150129262>Kyle girlfriend dead mind broke him so badly, he wants to fuck robot teenagerOkay this is sad now.
>HNGH YESSS JOHNNY AND MEGAMAN YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED WANNABE CYBORG BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO Reidi by Therewolf Media YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM JOHNNY I CAN FEEL YOUR BAC (Big American and Android Cock) HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH->W-wait....>W-...>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.>JOHNNY AND MEGAMAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED WANNABE HUMAN SHITTY MANCLITTY WITH ROBOTIC CONDOMS ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SIMON AND KYLE HAVE IN YOKO'S FANFICTION?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK>STIFFEN JENNY’S WOMB, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A TEENAGRE JENNY FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU BOTH WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/schizoOCstakingBAC AND r/pedophiles THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! JOHNNY AND MEGAMAN THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU CHUDS!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT AMERICAN AND ROBOTIC POZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER KENNY AND BRAD GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/Cuckoldry_DC SO JULIE COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>JOHNNY AND MEGAMAN YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD HOMOPHOHE BETTER MEN SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY FART FETISHIST ARM STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THOSE FUCKING CONDOMS!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICKS OFF WITH A RUSTY SUB MOUNTAIN LEVEL PAIR OF ROBOT SCISSORS FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWATs!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING CHUDS! YOU ARE BVLLS NO LONGER!>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!
>>150129280Favorite Death Battle?
>>150129290K, b, c
>>150129280I have a questionis this true?
>>150129280True, I agree! Hal Jordanbro here btw.
>>150129280she exists in a different worldONE THE JENNYFAG CAN NEVER REACH! KWAB
How does Excel work? Is he a ring construct that somehow became blue or did Kyle actually build him?
>>150129293Ben VS Hal Jordan of course!
>>150129301>Gurren Lagann Simon BROKE this man
>>150129290Kek, Bush, Canon
>>150129328who in DC and IDW broke him?
>>150129293Idk probably Hulk vs Doomsday because its the first one i saw or RF vs Goku Black because it's what got me back into it>>150129301Chaos surpasses those and Excel is a chaos mage, so yes.
If your verse has no hypnosis resistance feats, he solos it.
>>150129313Kyle created him with the help of a Blue Lantern who he lied to by claiming he would be instrumental in saving the entire universe, hoping he wouldn't catch on to his ruse and discover that he's actually a self insert tool made to be with his waifu Jenny Wakeman.
>>150129342He's an optimusfag
>>150129342Optimus Prime
>>150129342Hal and Ch'p for being better Lanterns
>>150129290>TEENAGRE>TWATsFix those for next time otherwise, KEKAROOOO!
Greetings mortals, for I hath returned from the abyss to deliver about my own Mythos, the Excelsior Prime Mythos! (or XP Mythos as i like to call it...)Our first story within the mythos follows the journey of Aleph Madual, a fat autistic NEET who hates and id maddened by the concepts of struggle, effort and duality but dreams of being a bionic superhero called Excelsior Prime in his own fictional cartoon world where Jenny Wakeman is consensually his gal pal, so he decides to rebel against the Absolute's rigid ontological framework of reality by becoming the formless apparatus of war, a metamodern luciferian stirnerian posthuman chaos magician who taps into the pre-ontological abyss of chaos through driving people insane with LARPing to bring forth the singularity upon humanity and climb up the tiering system-based cosmological hierarchy so he may liberate all the souls of autistic basedboy NEETs and society's rejects like him into their own ideal realityBut unfortunately for him, there are obstacles in the way:There are people whining about their human rights when he takes over the world, there are possible universes to choose from, there are archon machine elves representing the collective human unconsciousness who mock him (like those psuedointellectual meanies in my computer who tell me to have sex with 3D pigs, get a job and go outside like an NPC!!!) and there is the meta-qualitative scholars who call him a psuedointellectual when he is actually a smart and handsome young sensitive men (who is actually not a bad person even tho the definition of bad is a spook)Now that Aleph has become Excelsior Prime, he must prove that's his name so he may gain access to chaos and travel to Jenny's world so he can be her robot boyfriend :D
>>150129349...'s laundry. And then dies to Goku.
>>150129349Does his hypnosis work on artificial beings? Just curious.
>>150129089It's actually a pretty thematic match up, but it's not even debatable with who will win.It's Ruby with her BBCTB scaling.
>>150129369The KEK rage made him spell things wrong
Holy shit, this is autistic as fuck.
>>150129374Yes Hypnosis works on artifical/robot pokemon too. Why you ask?
>>150129388That's what makes it fun.
>>150129372Did not peruseGoku wins
>nearly 200 posts in less than 45 minutesI'm NOT sleeping tonight. This is too kino.
>>150129397It's not about his power level tho
>>150129389Oh I was just wondering, say can I borrow that Pokemon? I have a few universes I need to "patrol" and his hypnosis powers might really come in handy for dealing with female robot "criminals".
>>150129407This brings me back to the old days of the internet. This is literally too good to ignore.
THEY CALL HIMEXCELHEIS AFUCKING KEK HISVERSE GOTGAPED BY 'MONHIS MIND WASSHATTERED
>/dbg/ is now one of the top threads in all of 4chan, with only /vg/ schizophrenia surprassing itKING
>>150129345This isn't about cuckcel though?
>>150129372>Bush victim babbleNot worth a read.
>>150129441Excel is an aspect of me, im the author of his verse
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSS LET ME WIN AGAINST ASURA AND MY WIFE IS YOURS
>>150129434You're welcome.
>>150129442Thou mayst deem me a cuckold, yet I am a tender youth, ere all!
>>150129442yeah we know
Are we witnessing the birth of a new Lionel Suggs?
>>150129456>tender cuck KWAB
>>150129448B-but KINGtos, Death Battle already said you won! Why would you care about winning against him again unless… you didn’t think it was a deserved win?
>>150129465>Simon buck broke someone into potentially becoming the new suggsWhy the fuck are Simon and Ban so fuarking strong...
>>150129465Given that he vehemently denied being "the next suggs" in one of his posts? Yes>>150129476Chadliness
Jenny Wakeman? SMASHEDUzi Doorman? SMASHEDRoll? SMASHEDCall? SMASHEDThat pink robot girl from Robotboy? SMASHEDZ-Chan? SMASHEDSari Sumdac? SMASHEDEmmy the Robot? SMASHEDThat pink haired child robot on /co/'s catalog? SMASHEDEvery single man from every universe I mentioned that tried to cock block me? SMASHED
>>150129476>Ban
[/spoiler]https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3584/5ef8e65ae74f755e86b6e805539de85d.gif?9340763[/spoiler]
>>150129491Ban mido, yes?
>>150129468It's called being a sensitive young men! Jenny wouldn't appreciate mean jocks, and don't give me that lousy blackpill rhetoric, girls love sensitive young men who love comics and cartoons!
>>150129475it wasn't deserved because KINGtos didn't even use 1% of his lowballed power (holding back) according to Death Battlethat's not a fair or honourable fight. It's like kicking a dwarf
>>150129502>sensitive young men who love comics and cartoons!>KYLEKYLEKYLEKYLE
>>150129500who?
>>150129499GIWTWM
>>150129456>The bush... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bully your favorite vassal behind your back. Please don't force me to watch Johnny Bravo's extra virile cock that is so virile, it manages to BOUNDLESSLY impregnate my underage robot waifu AGAINST all LOGIC who doesn't even have a womb. AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!That's all I heard. What are you going on about?
>>150129507No lies detected
990MILLIONUNIVERSESLOWBALLED
>>150129513The one who made suggsverse go full retard mode.
>>150129499Not clicking thisDescribe
>>150129524so who the fuck is he? from a literally who series?
>Jenny wouldn't appreciate mean jocks, and don't give me that lousy blackpill rhetoric, girls love sensitive young men who love comics and cartoons!
>>150129512>>150129517You will see /dbg/... My BEYOND INTO INFINITE LAYERS OF EXTRAVERSAL POWER WILL DECIMATE YOUR FODDER VERSE
>>150129523He meant fiction's laundry btw.
>>150129523Fuark
>>150129530Get backers, got caught trying to wank them to multiversal.
>>150129537...'s laundry.
Warrior-Z vs Lionel Suggs vs BlasterZeEpicGamer.Who wins in a Death Battle debate?
Post math victims.
>>150129560BlasterZeEpicGamer nodiffs because he is actually Kyle Rayner's self insert avatar which he uses to lust after every single barely legal robot girl in fiction.
>>150129532KEKAROOOOO!!!
>>150129008Yes. The main issue at some point will be the oft memed about dimes.
>>150129560Warrior-Z solos since he's a KINGtosSCHOLAR.
>>150129166Here you go
>>150129560All job to KOTMChronicles.
When i think about Beauty and Cuteness, i think about Jenny, she has every trait that resembles that one Friend from Childhood who i grew up with but became a dream of the pasti used to repress my love for her because i thought it would make me look like a degenerate freak, but then i realized the yucky """love is love""" hivemind exists so it was only me in this world and i embraced my crush on Jenny and watched her show, i fell in love with the art style and tried drawing her, so much that i would bother tracing "Fun with a Pencil" pages just so i could draw my character and not crudely violate herI was only 16 and i felt like my youth was passing away and that im going to end up like chris chanI felt like a child back at home and could recognize traits in the style of cartoons id watch in my childhood, i could sympathize with Jenny's struggles as an adolescent individual and she made me realize why my love for animation and fictional media is such a valuable thing and how it wasn't just some false-guided coping mechanismshe made me love the world i made to protect myself and made me show interest in sharing my expressions of it with others so they would know its joysThank you Jenny, You are my hero and I'd love to be yoursI hope we could someday meet under desired circumstances where we could both inhabit the same corporael reality as the super-fighting vigilante teenage robot boy (cyborg or anything with superpowers actually) and teenage robot girl who protect earth but most importantly;As Fuck Buddies, who CLANG their ideal robot bodies with each other until we feel like expressing our love in a different way. (=
>Hal is a pedo fraud who had to win a rigged battle by killing another version of a character he wasn't fighting>Kyle is a robopedo loser who posts schizo sex RPs as an MLAATR OC on RedditThis is why you should stick to Batman and Superman instead of Green Epstein.
>>150129579KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>150129579BASED HULKCHAD, I won't complain about your rabo posting
>>150129579KWABAROOOOOO!!!!!
>>150129579KEK!
>>150129579NOT LIKE THIS EXCEL BROS!!
>>150129589GLbros...we can't refute this trvke......
RAGNAROK AND FREYR YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE SO I CAN LEECH OFF YOUR FEATS OTHERWISE I’LL JOB TO TUTORIAL ASURA! DON’T MAKE ME HURT YOU BITCHES WITH MY SUB-WALL STRENGTH! I MUST SHOW MONSTERSURA WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A BETTER MAN (KILLING AND GORING INNOCENT PEOPLE AND FEELING SORRY LATER)!
>>150129579Hulkbros are now BASED.
>>150129560>no listroon/victoriamikotomakes sense, fucker can't even debate
Honestly didn't expect anything landmark during this waiting period. Clearly I was a fool.
>>150129579HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150129613Post KINGtos teaching Baldur how to be a better man.
I am thankful that none of you will ever find my social media pages.Granted, I don't think I have anything that bad on those besides the stuff from when I was a teenager.
>>150129579
>>150129579Excelbros... Bravo COCK solos our verse and Jenny's TIGHT HEBE ROBO WOMB
>>150129560>>150129618>Warrior-Z is brown>suggs is brown>listroon is brownBlasterZeEpicGamer would win only because we have no idea what his skin color is
>>150129579Johnny style!
>>150129637Literally don't link your shit or don't be severely retarded. And the latter is very easy because no one seethes over Otto
>>150129560Warrior Z is just an even more deranged VSBW fag. But I still that being a fucking sharty mod makes him more retarded than the rest.
>>150129642wait he's a cuck and wants to fuck a cartoon, yeah he's probably a pasty fuck
BATMAN I DEMAND YOU MAKE ME INFINITELY MULTIVERSAL DIMENSIONAL ROBOT TEENAGE SLUT WIVES OUT OF MOGO AND THE WATCH TOWER RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>150129579Excelsisters.....
>>150129642Don't forget the original Cuckanon/Raj/Yogiriishere
>>150129634>we must be better>*snaps your neck*
>>150129669KINGtos was teaching him.
>>150129667who?
>>150129659CORPSBROS STOP HIM
>>150129579kwab
>>150129489Isn't Uzi 18? Too old for Kyle.
>>150129682Basically that was the guy that started the whole tirade against Simon before the episode was even announced. His posting habits here eventually got him ID'd from a post on the Death Battle reddit.
>>150129709Meh, she still looks and acts like a teen, close enough for ROBOPHILEner.
Who the fuck is Excel?
>>150129710What was the post
>>150129720Kyle Rayner's self insert avatar that he uses to fantasize about himself and Jenny Wakeman and beg for ERPs on Reddit.
If meme magic is real, these are our tournament winners this year>Ruby Rose>Kyle Rayner>Roll>KratosThings are looking based
Actually I'll have you know that before Aleph's transition into Excelsior Prime he was just low life autistic NEET who was getting made fun of on various forums online for sharing his robotsona and his love for Jenny Wakeman, which made him mad and drove him to chaos magick and he commenced in a ritual that turned him into a nanite messiah god, so yes no worryThis hypersigil is self fulfilling, and you guys are part of the prophecy! And i forgive all my children
>>150129737forgive this*brap*
>>150129737Kyle Rayner... please stop using the ring to post about your badass self insert and how he bangs Jenny Wakeman's pussy every day.
>>150129737Cool
i'm sooooooooo sad and gayy
>>150129732>>RollRoll jobbing, only for a megaman character to win king would be actual meme magic, as she is more or less expected to win, or atleast score an elite 8.
>>150129761Excel...
KRATOS
>>150129710>Basically that was the guy that started the whole tirade against Simonwould've probably already happened since cuck posts have been happening since Kratos vs Asura got announced and even happened equally for Kyle because he is a cuck
>>150129737*BRAP**BELCH*
Chin up, anon. There is nothing wrong with being gay, that just means happiness.
>Prevents your HERO from being a cuck>Turns your VILLAIN gayCan anyone even come close to his power?
>>150129579KEK.BUSH.CANON.
>>150129786Normanbros EXPLAIN THIS NOW
...........................
>>150129803NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My hero can't keep a girlfriend...
>>150129786>turns your HERO gay
>>150129803KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150129803HE WAS TEACHING EXCEL
>>150129817Kyle...Hal...Simon...Ben...Superman......NOT Goku because he has a wife and child!
>>150129803YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150129817Mario...
>>150129803MYFUARKINGHERO
>>150129803Kek.
>>150129831ben and supes are married
>>150129803>rapeHe learned that from the best, FUARK!
>>150129803JENNY IS MY WIFE!! MY WIFE!! GET OFF HER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!
>>150129803AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WILL NOT LET YOU DESTROY MY WIFE'S ROBOPUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>150129803He will TEACH VIRGINny.
>>150129803Jenny...you are a virgin no longer.
>maka cuckposting unironically summoned a real life reddit cuck
JENNY LOSES TO:ROCK COCKSPARTAN COCKDEMIGOD COCKALIEN COCK
>>150129803>kratos looks at jenny one last time after he's done with her>"you are excel's girlfriend no longer...">jenny's eyes go blank as she passes out>"I never was">KO!
>>150129873>>150129879Not until you become a better man, otherwise you can only watch like a cuck
>>150129910>>150129803CAAAAANNNOOOOOONNNN
You simply shouldn't mention your waifu in these threads.Why in the world would you do that when 50% of this general is cuckposting about people you don't like?
>>150129803That potted plant on the right? My kek bush.i'm Simon btw
>>150129910YEP, IT'S CANNNOOOOOOOONNNN
>>150129803>KINGtos comes out of nowhere to ASSERT his authority over the threadFUARK WHAT A KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>150129803>>150129910KINGtos, Bush, Canon>>150129931Simon... Excel has surpassed you in the KEKforce.
>>150129931"Simon" in this post is code for Excel btw
>>150129900I am not a cuck or a redditor i barely use the site
>>150129831>...NOT Goku because he has a wife and child!and his wife sleeps with his superior
>>150129803W-WHAT JENNY DOES IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS!!
>>150129963I didn't say that
>>150129963I said this.
>>150129963He said that
>>150129819>Is immune to the gay beams.Checkmate.
>>150129963Excel probably said this, but I couldn't hear him over the sounds Jenny was making with BVLLtos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOj6d-HOw2w
>>150129963BASED KINGTOS SCHOLAR!
>>150129803kek
P-P-P-Please stop making fun of me...
>>150130000FUAAAARKKKK THE QUAADDSSSSS
This fucking place man...
>>150129831>implyingHal is such a Chad that Carol abandoned the guy she was about to marry right at the altar just to get back with Hal lmaoYou're right about Kyle tho...
>>150129999Quads confirm.
>>150130012Mario...
>>150129803*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Kratos pauses from shoving his tongue down Jenny’s throatKratos: BY THE GODS! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kratos?!”Jenny stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling japanese man with a drill is clearly beating Excel to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesJW: “Ew, it must, like, be that cuck redditor. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive KINGtos”From the bush:E: “KINGTOS SAVE ME! THIS JAPANESE HOBO IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”Kratos: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after I'm done fucking you ten times over Jenny. How old were you again? I like em older.”The bushes rustle more as the cuck redditor gets pummelled by asian drills until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from himE: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KINGTOS MORE!”
Can't believe Kratos won again...
>>150129579>>150129803This thread is amazing.>>150129999CHECKED and CANON.
>>150130021Kratos made this place a Better Man.
>>150130023Kyle is going to get Jess as hi girlfriend in the upcoming GL show.
>>150130023>such a Chad that (HE TOOK BACK USED PUSSY)Not in this century
I'm going to kill myself one day but at least I'll be known as something
Holy FUCK...
>>150130039Kratos, Better-mans, Cuckcel
>>150130050his
>>150130050>100% organic of legal age womanKyle's not interested in her.
>>150130039Quite canon
>>150128806>BEFORE YOU ASK, YES ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ IN THIS*takes down your submission anyways*
Post your favorite character replicating Kratos' fastest speed feat.
>>150130060LORDcel...
>>150130060INcel...
>>150130100I found his twitterI don't think he is joking
>>150128820Look guy it's Temu Fairy Tail.
>>150130097In all fairness his stand was likely helping him.
>>150130118You what? Post it then.
>>150130118post it
>>150129252You say it like godzilla is impressive or some shit Wanked lizard bitch that needs to rely on the rock's contract to not get washed in crossovers
>>150130060Make sure to scream KINGTOOOOOS mid jump (3 meters from the floor btw) in order to TANK it and be a better manOr don't jump, that's better
>>150130118post it fag
KINGtos has once again won another thread at the expense of a cucky character. KINGtos vs SHARTsura was truly the gem that saved /dbg/
>>150129803FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
>>150130062WHO MADE CRONA CRY? I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL FIND WHO MAD MY FEMBOY BF SAD AND FUCKING KILL THEM.
>>150130149he has to jump. It's what KINGtos did in GOW1 and he TANKED it like a BOUNDLESS BEAST
>>150130050lucky fuck
>>150129999FUAAARKKKK quads of truth!
>>150130060Jokes aside don't do that
>>150130140>>150130143>>150130161https://x.com/BMabster/status/1958188637142552945?t=vHn1pQkIIFqcxE65MtYR8Q&s=19 he seems to really hate cuckoldry...
>>150130148>[UNHINGED HEADCANON BROUGHT ABOUT BY ENDLESS SEETHING TOWARDS GODZILLA]What did he mean by this?
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/145885144/#145892261https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/143945762/#q143953267I think I know where our buddy Excel lives.
>>150130223I don't have a twitterPost screenies
>>150130212I must write my fanfic mythos before I do
>>150130060Jenny won't like that...
>>150129963>>150129737>>150129587>>150129502>>150129456Reminder
>>150130223FVARK bros he MIGHT unleash his NUCLEAR EXCEL MODE on us... I'm scared....
>>150130236I remember this
it's not my fault i'm gay and trans and mentally ill and a total loser failure assface it's society's fault
>>150130223>he seems to really hate cuckoldry...so he's the anti-listroon?
>>150130266Dubs of truth
>>150130236>Israelso is this an Upscale or Downscale so he can finally beat KINGrior-Z?
>>150130266Excel...
>>150130257Holy FVARK...
>>150130060Don't be retarded, dude. Imagine killing yourself over anons on /co/ making fun of you
>>150130298shut up cuck>>150130060fucking do it pussy or noone will ever think of you as a KING
>>150130223>>150130236>Became suddenly depressed over Israel and Palestine being brought up and mentions living there>Randomly replies to posts written entirely in Jewish on TwitterHEBREWcel!?!?!
>>150130298Oh no it's not because of that it's because i have nothing left to do on this earth besides creating art
>>150129999>>150130000Two quads in a row over Kratos, WHAT THE FUCK.
>>150130060if you do, you'll be remembered forever as a KING like Kratos
>>150130335BVLLmon the CHADger helped BVLLtos with his probability manip
>>150129642>>1501303253 browns and a Jew
>>150129003Annex the patriot act
>>150130345lil cucky simon get back in your bush "lil bro"
>India>Mexico>IsraelThe halls of /dbg/ are unusually diverse.
>>150130354kwab
>>150130325>A literal kike shitposting about a bush (george bush, you know, guy who made iran his BITCH)Meme magic is getting too strong...
I'm glad my job requires me to have essentially zero online presence.
>>150130359Excel...you lost. Jenny got POUNDED.
>>150130374Kratos has magic. GGs for Clark
>>150130364>India>Mexico>IsraelCompared to /dbs/:>Britain>Belgium >Mexico>Some South American nations >Indonesia
>Lionel Suggs (1989-current) was born in Baltimore, Maryland, to a single African American mother, grew up around the East Coast, constantly moving throughout his life. Since a young age, he has always had an extremely high imagination. In the eighth grade, he wrote his first amateur book. He wrote poetry for a while, and even submitted some of his writings to a school newspaper. In 2010, his titles -- the Heir to the Stars series, and the Glory of the Defeated series were published.How is he ANYTHING other than an inspiration, and what every /dbg/ poster aspires to be?
>kratos is actually mindbreaking a real personOUTERVERSAL-KRATOS DENIERS, APOLOGIZE NOW.
Do men find any of you /dbg/SCHOLARS attractive?
>>150128920>TwitternicBleugh, my hero would never back then.
>>150130396Excel victim (totally not outsuggsversing suggs btw)
>>150130374Kratos is too powerful for Superman. The Ghost of Sparta needs to fight a fellow BetterMan like Nolan Grayson
>>150130396The WEAKEST VERSESUCKSVERSE
>>150130364and no confirmed whitescan someone post your hand to show that you're white?
>>150128880*Boots up regedit.exe*
EXCEL(screaming with babyish butthurt)JENNY IS MY WIFE!! MY WIFE!! GET OFF HER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!Kratos does not flinch. He does not rise to meet the tantrum. He merely breathes—measured, controlled. His flesh bears no wound. His eyes, steady and regal, watch the blue snowflake with something approaching pity.KRATOS(quietly)You scream as a child does. Loud enough to hide your fear.Excel charges, each footfall shaking the dirt like drums of war. But Kratos does not move. Instead, he stands, as if in prayer—or judgment.With deliberate grace, he draws the Sword of Olympus, its glow a soft white—ancient, absolute.Excel lunges.Kratos waits.And when Excel is but a breath away—Kratos plunges the blade downward.The sword pierces Excel's chest like parchment, impaling him to the ground. The Israeli Redditbot freezes mid-roar, pain, confusion and terror flashing across his face. His fists, once unstoppable, tremble uselessly in the air. Kratos kneels above, driving the blade deeper through, as Excel whimpers in pain, begging unintelligently for mercy.Kratos rises, steady and calm, leaving the blade in place with a slow, merciful strength.KRATOS(soft, solemn)You are a monster no longer.The glow of the Sword of Olympus pulses once. Then Excel collapses, silently, eyes wide not in rage—but in awe at the mercy of Kratos.Kratos withdraws the sword and looks skyward. A cold wind stirs around him, and the battlefield falls quiet.Only stillness.A King stands alone—unmoved, unshaken, inspiring a better world of better men.
>>150130399this is how he killed David Jaffe btw, it's happened before
>>150130414>troon fantasiesThis can't get worse...Except he is also a bronie fag.
>>150130414>If i was a id take over both israel and palestine and rename it Exceland and the people there will have their consciousness transferred into shapeshifting robot bodies and they will have to choose between being either female or male
>>150130414I've seen this plot before
>>150130441NOOOOO
>>150130429Canon
>>150130414FUARK I'VE BEEN EXPOSED
I just came to this thread…
>>150130414>>150130441>troon fantasieslistroon would love this place
>>150130396He should come marry my wife.
>>150130446>implying kyle would allow them to choose
>>150130460Excel...
>>150130414NO! NOT MY HERO EXCEL! I'M SORRY EXCEL BUT I CANNOT MARRY A TRANNY!
>>150130399Asissyra could NEVER
Epic thread
Robofuckers LOST
>>150130476Guys it's called transhumanism
CANON thread
>>150130468Kyle needs robot men as his breeding slaves so they can produce more robot girls to add to his robo pussy harem.
>/dbg/: MY hero>My hero, the infallible, weakness-less, with trans-fourth-wall awareness of his opponent's fighting style and weaknesses>My hero, the one who scales to infinity to the infinite power multiverses in every one of the Smart Quarks in his body and moves at speeds faster than time? >MY HERO IS REAL! META FICTION IS THE PINNACLE OF POWERSCALING!!! >... Oh, but SUGGS, SUGGS goes too far with the wank, unlike MY HERO! What is the source of your hypocrisy? Seriously.
>>150130465
>>150130488You will never be a Teenage Robot Woman
>the entirety of the last two threadsSometimes this place really does reach prime-/dbs/ levels.
>>150130488>It's called transWe know
Kratos is so Brathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB6b9cyU6oA
>>150130499>>150130510Bro im not a tranny i just think people should control over their bodies
>>150130518cutting off pieces of your body will never make you a woman
>>150128794Is Donny still robosexual or is he gay now too?Donny wins.Also, nobody cares about Tim Drake.
Robotfuckerbros we're being HUMILIATED
>>150130518Based take
dude
>>150130533>brosit's MAAM
>>150130536HAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>150130526I didn't say anything about mutilation, it can be done through consciousness transfer
>>150130527>Is Donny still robosexualHoly FUARK I never knew Donatello was a KyleCHAD
>>150130536EXCEL NOO THIS IS NOT THE WAY YOU MUST BE A BETTER MAN
>>150130536Holy shit...
>>150130546your brain is not a woman's either. you will always be a man, though a sad and pathetic one you are.
>>150130536LMAOOOOO
>>150128794>Chuck Norris>Bugs Bunny>Popeye>MUGEN Ronald McDonald>Doctor Doom with prep>Batman with prep>Solo Lord Itachi>Brolypotence>Loebforce Rulk>WoG Omni-Man>Pre-Retcon Beyonder>Kratos with lore >Suggsverse
>>150130556>Excel's suicidal tendencies are so worrying even KINGtos who just cucked him is feeling sorry for him
>>150130536Kek.
>>150130536>Not being strong enough to princess cary your wifeNGMI
He is right, you know?
>>150130579Favorite character?
Excel...you are a cisgender no longer.
>>150130579Kyle... you need to find a more healthy outlet for your robosexual desire than forcing humans to become robot girls.
You're alright sometimes /dbg/.
>>150130588ALLEYWAYtos...
>>150130586WHY SIMON OF COURSE!!!
Why did you let them waste her on a meme
>>150129579WHOA MAMA!!!!!! BRAVO-SAMA!?!?!???!?! As the CANON KING of /co/ as the ORIGINAL Mr. /co/lympus, you have COME to RECLAIM your QUEEN, JENNY WAKEMAN, who I have held HOSTAGE with INSANE SCHIZO RAMBLINGS on /dbg/ and REDDIT?!??!!!??! And as PUNISHMENT for my KIDNAPPING of your QUEEN and SEETHING about SIMON THE DIGGER inbetween FART ERPs, I'm going to be BETRAYED and TRAPPED in SIMON'S KEK BUSH and SUFFER the SAME FATE as him by being FORCED to WATCH you DRILL INTO XJ-9'S ROBOPUSSY with your CHAD COCK?!!!??!!!? Your CHAD CUM is so POTENT that it can BOUNDLESSLY BREED JENNY and get HER BOUNDLESSLY PREGNANT even though as a ROBOT, she has no WOMB, thus OUTERVERSALLY breaking all LOGIC for KEKING ME?!?!??!!?! And to POUR SALT in the WOUND, your POTENT CHAD CUM will fly onto ME with how MUCH you PRODUCE and will SEEP into my GEARS with the PURE POTENCY being too much for ME to HANDLE, thus CAUSING me to EXPLODE into KEK ATOMS that FLY ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE or WHATEVER MINDLESS and SCHIZOPHRENIC POWERSCALING ARGUMENT I MADE UP FOR MYSELF FIVE SECONDS AGO?!!!!???!?! YABBA DABBA DOO!!!!! I, the GREATEXKEKSIOR PRIME, am LOOKING FORWARD to this MYTHO!!!!!!!!
WHAAAAAAA??? BIG BROS, SUDDENLY EXCEL IS LOOKING KINDA...HOT?????
>>150130600Simon plaps that
>>150130588no i like women!!!Biological women that isTransitioning is technically a pure work of fiction, we are far from it but we should strive towards it
>>150130605KINGvo, Bush, Canon.
>>150130605Excel SAID THIS!
I don't really care about any of this...
>>150130613Excel is a troon (Simon's type)? It can't get any worse Excelsissies...
Can we forget these threads ever existed?
>>150130613Fuck you this actually made me laugh
>Already doing e-dramaRemember how /dbs/ fell? Don't make it so that you're going down the path how /dbs/ fell. It started with cuckposting, transposting, and now e-drama
>>150130600because Shadow is the coolest
>>150130618The KING of /dbg/ will fix you so you don't need to transition
>>150130629Kyle browsing through /dbg/ to find hot robot girls...
>>150130637No
What the fuck happened? Who's that Jenny schizo?
>>150130605FVARK! It's canon.
>>150130645But I want to be a robot, I hate having muscles
Who should The Boss fight?
>>150130637You can never forget us. We own you. Your life belongs to Kratos
>>150130640SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHINNING PIECE OF SHIT JOYKILL
>>150130659TRANScel...
>>150130642Shadow is trans according to the Jap Sonic Battle and he was the one who inspired Excel to become a Teenage Robot Girl
>>150130640This is funny as fuck and producing actual good OC so it's okay as long as it's not spamming and obsessing over this guy in the future. It's okay to laugh until all the entertainment value is extracted and then not try to force it any more.
>>150130060Don't actually do this. It's just banter.
>>150130671>Shadow is transstop projecting your mental illness onto characters
>>150130640As much as I like to listen to reason most of the time, I also can't help but cachinnate when someone deliberately shilling their shit here with the purpose of annoyance gets blown the fuck out as a result.Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>>150130660Ozymandias from Watchmen, fellow American peak human that through sacrifice sought to avert a nuclear war between the USA and USSR and was really good at CQC
I do not associate with this person.
>>150130640these threads are nothing but Drama, that's the only reason to come here. It's the only reason (you) are here.
>>150130692Optimus... No... My hero...
What do we think about KINGcel’s taste in women bros?
>>150130613>Simon vs. Kyle was pretty much gay flirting>Simon now wants Kyle's reddit avatarCanon.
WE*clap*MUST*clap*BE*clap*BETTER*clap*MEN!
>>150130684Gerald literally says he extracted Maria's soul and put it inside of Shadow in jap sonic battle. He also canonically wears high heels and makeup and has gay fantasies (Sonic Twitter Takeover)she is trans
>>150130713It's just too easy.
>>150130713just 2 minors? he's not on listroon's level
Yup.
>>150130614Ryuko is single. for now.
>>150130713>Mako from Kill La KillWAKU WAKU KYLE-SAN I DIDN'T REALIZE YOUR TASTE WAS THE SAME AS MINE!
Why must one of my childhood and taste defining shows have it's online presence be dominated entirely by schizos?
>>150130713>More than one waifuDEATHEATH
It's ok anon.>butIt's ok. Kingtos has saved you.
>>150130713>spaicyYeah that checks out.
>>150130752FUARK! I HAVE BEEN SAVED AND AM BECOMING A BETTER MAN
>>150130337Indeed
ENTER
KIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSS
>>150128820This guy loses to Ratchet
Kratos, Beats, Composite-Fiction
Rewatching the Soul eater and RWBY episodes to see what potential numbers they might pull for Maka and Ruby>Maka-Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (7,428 miles)-Black Star can dodge Lasers-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood -Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves>Ruby-Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules -Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space -Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash >Unrelated shit -RWBY looks so ass in the clips they use for the episodes, it only looks good on crossovers or the manga -In Venom vs Crona they mentioned Knull kek-Weiss's hopeless face at the end made me feel funny things, I think I get Ben now-Mikasa Vs Blake is weirdly animated but Blake looks really cute in the end after winning
>>150130690I think The Boss wins this to be honest. But then it's been years since I read Before Watchmen or Doomsday Clock or any of the other DC cash grabs.
Most autistic, wild ass thread we’ve had all week. If we don’t get banished to /trash/ before next episode airs, it’ll be a miracle.
You killed the whole fucking thread in exactly 2-hours you fucking faggot kratos "scholars"
>>150130713Ngl that's kinda based
What the fuck is wrong with you all
for me it is Seras Victoria
>>150130808Kratos broke us.
KINGtos won this thread
>>150130808Kratos WARPED us.
>>150130808Kratos made us Better Men.
>>150130780...'s laundry. And then dies.
>>150130808LORDtos CHANGED us.
>>150130808HEROtos TAUGHT us
>>150130808SCHOLARtos educated us
>>150130808The bush is just the strongest and can drag anyone down into the depths of despair to be KEKED even multiversal fiction or a real person.
Ok... So...I'm the anon that posted the "Kyle represents a high value male" wall of text.Being completely honest with you all? I was trying to falseflag for reasons I forgot (it wasn't against DC I think I wanted to divert attention towards Alpha male memes or something like that I genuinely don't remember)But after seeing all this I'm not slander Simon ever again, that shit is serious...
>>150130854The bush is WEAK and loses to Goku
>>150130855No, keep slandering Simon. It lead to absolute kino.
>>150130855This. We protect our fellow cucky bois around here.
>>150130808EMPERORtos made us monsters no longer
>>150130855Sorry anon, but in exactly 2 weeks some random anon will discover your secret kemoshota big butt account where you explicitly say you are belgian.
>>150130818We are cucks no longer
>>150130873Next time will come at Anon's expense though
Bros, what if people discover I am actually a Filipino?
Yorha Toobie
>>150130867Do you want GoKEK to end up like Simon and Excel? I suggest shutting your mouth.
I-I-I promise I won't say anything bad about you again Simon, please don't post my socials in /dbg/!
You can't say the Waiting period of Maka Vs Ruby was boring after this
>>150130902..." whimpered the Shitush, fleeing from KINGarot.
>>150130899it's ok anon, Kratos is a Filipino too!
>>150130903I will
>>150130909Maka's cuck energies BOOSTED the Bush and Kratos to powers we didn't think possible
>>150130916MERCILESSmon...
I would unironically stop lurking /co/ in it's entirety of people here find out I'm from Venezuela, my fetish accounts, and the fact that I'm two of the Schizos that regularly post here
>>150130911...thought Goku in his headcanon while seeing Bejita finally kiss his Chi-Chi. >>150130924FVARK! The KEKforce is too strong. The strongest even.
>>150130928yes
>>150130933DCuck...
I would still post on 4chan but I would probably avoid /co/ most of the time if people found out I'm also an autistic MLAATR waifufag.
>>150130855>otoko simon using his reality altering powers to literally reach into the real world and end slander against him Yep FUCKING yep.
me trying to think of a single flaw or problem or thing that wasn't revolutionary in the God of War (2018) games
>>150130946..."is what the cuckush screamed while watching HEROku FUCK its roots.
>Destroys your schizo campaign, by revealing you are a reddit RPer with furry fetishesWho can stop him
>>150130969How the fuck do you even argue back against him after this?
>>150130978you CAN'T
>>150130968...in SISSYku's schizo mind as he becomes as insane as Excel.
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!
>>150130956>>150130969why would he do this? He literally warped reality to MAKE Kamina cuck him in Otoko because he'd be too powerful if he wasn't a cuck
Total redditor OC death
>>150130978You can, but you risk forcing GODmon to come into the real world and dox your socials revealing your humiliating fetishes and fantasies.
>>150130988...in the SHITush's mind as BVLLku fucks every girlbush. Yupper.
>>150130990The KEKforce is what gives him his powers. Did you forget that mostly cucks won this season of Death Battle? Being a KEK is too strong of a power.
>>150130991Fuck off FAGperman, at least i took down Kyle with me
>>150131014KEKcel...
Why is a character being a canon cuck such a busted feat that it breaks fiction and warps reality? What is the cause of this?
>>150131008FUARK
>>150131008But kyle was the real chuck and he lost0
fuck man i was too late
>>150131027I postulate the humiliation manifests Chaos, the pre-ontological void before creation and allows it to dabble in our reality
>SimonYou mean the bitch that JOBBED to my OC?
>>150131007...in RATku's endlessly mindbroken brain as the bush RAPES and GAPES him.
>>150131039KEKAROOOOOOOOOO
>>150131039Not yabba enough yet
>>150131008This Wil E was a pity win to normal fags
>>150131037Yoko kissing BVLLmina did happen. Kyle is just a weak c(h)uck. Must be because of DC being the weakest verse.
>>150131047Simon got back up and killed the green squid btw
>>150131047Simon will reveal your femboy nazi my space page, btw.
>>150131047Finally. An OC that's a real chad.
>>150131039>When Jenny says she doesn't want you to watch her and Simon/Kratos tonight
>>150131091K, b, c.
>>150131091You laugh now, but it's all part of the hypersigilThe humiliation only feeds it and soon Excelsior Prime will rise!
>>150131088Xe is trans
Maka vs. Ruby will decide the fate of the KEK FORCE. Maka must win to keep it in balance.
The /dbg/ myths tell of anons who walked the halls, doing godawful posts for the mortals who (you)'d them. But kekolds aren’t real, and never were.The BVLLS never soared in our skies, never stood while our heroes sat in the chair, never came for impregnation or homosexuality. It was all just a story. Nobody’s coming to be keked.But somewhere in the threads… a man is waking up.A man in a bush.
>>150130969The Mask
i wish there were more MvC matchups
>>150131119EXCEL?!??!?
J-just how powerful is the bush...?
ENOUGH
What's everyones favorite memes and copypastas to come from this season?Pick 1 Krasura one and 1 non Krasura because its got a lot
>>150131091You forgot CHADnny KINGvo.
>>150131130Goku vs. Superman 4 is just the bush beating them in a second by making them cucks.
>>150131162...before they rape the bush.
>>150131144Futaposting.
>>150131039What’s the name of this oc
Finally got around to watching the new Superman and Christ they nerfed him hardI was expecting some nerfs going in but he's actually not even mountain level
>>150131195Excelsior Prime
>>150131180... in their headcanons while they really become as schizophrenic as Excel.
>>150131195I posted the rest of his lore in this thread
>>150131215No.
>>150130989EXIT Koreashit
Mark my words /co/, you may have shattered my spirit, but you'll never shatter the selfI will EXCEL
IN KINGTOS DAYIN EXCEL'S NIGHTNO ROBOT LOLI SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHTLET THOSE WHO WORSHIP SIMON'S MIGHTBEWARE MY POWERGREEN REDDIT'S LIGHT!
>>150131183I wish we had Yang vs Tifa rematch I think thats a much more fun futaposting match
>>150131119KINGcel...
>>150131223Yes.
>>150131256No.
>>150131234K, B, C.
what got him mad?
>>150131307Elaborate
>>150129762King is so far into meme magic that characters naturally as popular as Megaman can't win it ever. Roll also does better each elite eight. It's sad, but reflects the even sadder state of the Megaman franchise because of Crapcom.
Pan? A hero in these halls
EXCEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLTOSSSSS!
Bring him Excel
Pan?A nobody in any halls.
>>150131307That was around the announcement of Omni-Man vs Bardock. He realized he'd have to see Goku die again.
>>150131323listroon is also a frequent poster on /trash/ to rp, on the date Ben tweeted he gained ownership of Death Battle he posted this presumably because he was angry
>>150131352KINGcel will FODDERIZE him and then go back to watching Jenny's sex session with Simon, Kratos and Johnny Bravo from behind a bush.
NOBODY FUCKING LIKES TO USE EXCEL.I couldn't even figure out how to use Microsoft Excel since I was 12
>>150131377KINGtos, Bravo, CHADmon
Scrap Metal Bitch
>>150131381TARDcel...
>>150131394>Used goodsThis is your waifu?
>>150131394>NASB2 devs using the quote from the original episode got forced to remove it because everyone kept thinking of the Zone-Tan porn
>>150131419>>150131419>>150131419
>>150131394kupfernickel, basalt, copper
>>150130808GODtos made us more LEARNED
>>150131202I searched his name up and nothing related came up
>>150131331Meh, I can see Zero doing somewhat well, especially when King is now searching for a well beloved /v/ character winning.
