Can my boy just win 1 death battle?
KIIIIIIINNNGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOOOSSS
Excel vs Lord Paragon, who’s the biggest OC cuck lolcow?
Fuck Excel and that robo-bitch
>>150131419He beats Danny Phantom even with max wank right?Also Kamen Rider Fourze if you think that's thematic
>If i was god a id take over both israel and palestine and rename it Exceland and the people there will have their consciousness transferred into shapeshifting robot bodies and they will have to choose between being either female or male
>>150131462Alien X is pretty busted
>>150131419I want to try make a Carnitrix Ben vs Madoka thumbnail one day
SIIIIIIMMMMMMOOOOOONTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>150131419Jenny is for Nono to teach her the meaning of Groovin Magic.
>Bring me INCELsior
IN KINGTOS DAYIN EXCEL'S NIGHTNO ROBOT LOLI SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHTLET THOSE WHO WORSHIP SIMON'S MIGHTBEWARE MY POWERGREEN REDDIT'S LIGHT!
Post the weirdest ability your hero has
Rewatching the Soul eater and RWBY episodes to see what potential numbers they might pull for Maka and Ruby>Maka-Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (7,428 miles)-Black Star can dodge Lasers-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves>Ruby-Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash>Unrelated shit-RWBY looks so ass in the clips they use for the episodes, it only looks good on crossovers or the manga-In Venom vs Crona they mentioned Knull kek-Weiss's hopeless face at the end made me feel funny things, I think I get Ben now-Mikasa Vs Blake is weirdly animated but Blake looks really cute in the end after winning
>>150131498He can mindbreak people irl
The last threads never happened
>>150131490NOT SO FAST, Grim LILBITCHwood!
>>150131431both job to her
>>150131507Your hero?
>>150131494KINGtos, Bravo, CANONmon.
>>150131498She can somehow squeeze through gaps smaller than a single inch
>Both have mechs handed down by their a significant relatives - Yui Ikari & Juzo Kabuto>Both have strange relationship with their fathers>Tasked to save the world>Both have brunette love interests >Went from city level to planet, and etc.When?
>>150131419ben will one shot jenny with upgrade op
>>150131419what's a Chaos Jenny
>>150131513TRUE DARK HAS NO WEAKNESS YOU FOOL
>>150131516raped by Superman
>>150131490>DARK TypeMACHAMP'S victim
>>150131538Extremely old and autistic MLAATR OC from the Deviantart era.
>>150131520Kratos
>>150131550
>>150131541>+2 252+ Atk Technician Breloom Bullet Seed (3 hits) vs. 252 HP / 252 Def Corrupted Tyranitar-Mega: 474-564 (117.3 - 139.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO>+2 252+ Atk Technician Breloom Mach Punch vs. 252 HP / 252 Def Corrupted Tyranitar-Mega (True Dark Typing Counted): 254-302 (62.8 - 74.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKOGrassbro still sweeps this dollar store hackmons set lol
>>150131550didn't he job?
>>150131537>Slower than FTLgrade
>>150131575Wild Machamp lost to a trainer's Mega Bird.K Gary
>>150131419Yakub solos your favorite verse
>>150131597
>>150131599That's my FATHER, speak his name in respect.
Ghidorah is here to rule this thread with an iron fist.... I mean wing.
Got any headcanons that you can't prove, but if you could would change the powerscaling for a character?
WHOA MAMA!!!!!! BRAVO-SAMA!?!?!???!?! As the CANON KING of /co/ as the ORIGINAL Mr. /co/lympus, you have COME to RECLAIM your QUEEN, JENNY WAKEMAN, who I have held HOSTAGE with INSANE SCHIZO RAMBLINGS on /dbg/ and REDDIT?!??!!!??! And as PUNISHMENT for my KIDNAPPING of your QUEEN and SEETHING about SIMON THE DIGGER inbetween FART ERPs, I'm going to be BETRAYED and TRAPPED in SIMON'S KEK BUSH and SUFFER the SAME FATE as him by being FORCED to WATCH you DRILL INTO XJ-9'S ROBOPUSSY with your CHAD COCK?!!!??!!!? Your CHAD CUM is so POTENT that it can BOUNDLESSLY BREED JENNY and get HER BOUNDLESSLY PREGNANT even though as a ROBOT, she has no WOMB, thus OUTERVERSALLY breaking all LOGIC for KEKING ME?!?!??!!?! And to POUR SALT in the WOUND, your POTENT CHAD CUM will fly onto ME with how MUCH you PRODUCE and will SEEP into my GEARS with the PURE POTENCY being too much for ME to HANDLE, thus CAUSING me to EXPLODE into KEK ATOMS that FLY ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE or WHATEVER MINDLESS and SCHIZOPHRENIC POWERSCALING ARGUMENT I MADE UP FOR MYSELF FIVE SECONDS AGO?!!!!???!?! YABBA DABBA DOO!!!!! I, the GREAT EXKEKSIOR PRIME, am LOOKING FORWARD to this MYTHO!!!!!!!!
>>150131550There is a 50% chance he also fucks the dolphin, I feel it in my bone.
>>150131685KINGtos, Bravo, CANONmon.
>>150131591who needs it when nora is nearby? depending on were they fight, it'll go 50/50 with ben having an edge with aliens able to mess with tech.
Appearently Excel hasn't made his debut in these threadsHe was in /coc/ and jenny threadsHe started out as XL9https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/Xl9/page/2/https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149915480/#150000119
>>150131455Name of this Green Squid OC?
>>150131685Kek? Bush? Canon. Excel said this.
You lose!You lose!You lose!
>>150131537Yup
>>150131685CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
>>150131735>Even Ben 10 is cucking Excel
>>150131734Get pregnant!Get pregnant!Get pregnant!
>>150131734
I don't want to be a cuck...I just want to die...
>>150131537As well as Lodestar, Brainstorm, ghostfrwak, Frankenstein, and Amp-phibian
>>150131764It's just banter. Everyone gets KEKED in /dbg/.
>>150131734Cute boy, Hal victim.
>>150131779Except for Bejita
>>150131779I want to EXCEL beyond /dbg/I guess I should go back to the drawing board and stop shitposting...Thanks for making me angry /dbg/, this will be used as motivation for Excel's backstory
>>150131734Kratos victim
I can TANK Hal Jordan's cock without having an orgasm
I want a rematch Koslov
You guys remember the Jirenfag being exposed as the Hal Jordanfag, all because of the pony on the wall?
>>150131698Nora? You mean Jenny's mom? Why would she be involved in a 1 on 1 fight?
>>150131827The excel fag is also a brony...Uh...
>>150129722I found it and I was getting the name wrong, but after last thread I think some things are better off forgotten. You can find it in desu if you really want it though, just gotta dig through all the Raj mentions.
>>150131835Actually no its ironic
>>150131685I still can’t find any image of Excelsior Prime when I search him up
What characters in deathbattle did you want to see die much less violently?
>>150131794Good luck with your endeavors. You may be strange, but I hope you enjoy yourself.
>>150131845Here you goAlso try looking in >>150131700
>>150131793WTF I want a ring right now
[M4F] Request 18 of Looking for my Jenny WakemanM4FBEFORE YOU ASK, YES ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ IN THISI am looking for someone (preferable a biological female/open to male too) with some good enough understanding of MLAATR (That old nicktoon) to RP with them as XJ9/Jenny Wakeman and my character as her newly-introduced-to-the-setting Superpowered Bionic Partner from another reality who helps her in saving the day adventures, but seems to know a lot about her and have a mysterious background...We can talk about our preferences, here's some things about meI'd prefer you to be activeI'm unsure if im semi-literate or a one-liner, one of these two considering i don't write big paragraphs
>>150131679For me, I think that Solaris that the hogtrio fight is actually two entities.One is the Eternal Flame Solaris and the other is the Darkness that was in the Scepter.The scepter is stated to have been passed down and the Duke already knew the ritual for sealing something in it.I'm presuming that the experiments were basically trying to fuse light and darkness to create energy since we do know that that was the main thing the project was for.After the disaster, I think Mephiles is the part of Darkness and the sapience of both while Iblis is the part of Solaris and the feral rage of both.So the final battle is basically breaking Solaris and Darkness apart.I think this would explain why Mephiles still exists with his ego in SxSh Gen.
Whats the worst episode of deathbattle? The one you just dont like the most.
Agent 47 vs Roger Smith
>>150131922Kyle Rayner...
>Next time on Death Battle!>silhouette of man carrying a cross>cut to a man riding a camel in a desert>"Lord, Forgive them for they know now what they do.">"ALLAHU AKBAAAAAR!!!"
>>150131955I don't know
>>150131700What a strange person.
>>150131990I'm not trans, stop fucking falseflagging i think human biology is flawed and should be replaced with technology
>>150131955Jon Talbain vs Sabrewulf is one of the episodes that disappointed me the most, but I wouldn't call it the worst or even bad.
>>150131978Im gonna say yours is shadow vs mewtwo then
>>150131955Venom vs Bane. Not because it's wrong or that my preferred character lost (neither of those being the case) but purely for the animation
>>150131955Objectively it has to be Shaokuma (worst 3D animation) or Shadtwo (literally incomplete).There are also the gag episodes like Deadpool and Horse, Bieber vs Black, Macho vs Kool Aid.Kratosura for being Kratosura.We've had episodes where editors for the victorious character disagree with the calls Death Battle made (Thorgeta and Trunkver).BenHal is probably my personal worst episode though. It started cosmology scaling and it still aggravates me to this day that we follow this metric.
>>150132065That animation was real bad. But i felt like they knew they did it bad. As they had venom comeback with a slightly better animation.
Unprotected SEX with Maka and Ruby
>>150131608>Wild Machampwait a minute
>>150132095Fanon. You would have unprotected sex with Ruby while Maka enjoys watching.
>Superman "Don't worry Ruby! You don't need DC scaling to win this fight! Think about your friends! You HAVE scaling of your own">Ruby"Y-You mean it Supes?">Weiss "Of course Ruby! Look here I have a 200 Tons of TNT feat you can easily scale to!">Superman "Pfffff... Oh, s-sorry... I... The Kryptonian allergies you know... They get really bad around thia season">Blake"Hey, Ruby look you can easily scale above Mach 77 there's no need for SMITE, or Persona-">Weiss "Please don't talk about Persona.">Yang"Right... Anyways, even if Maka is a bit stronger your Aura will make sure you are completely fine for a while! You CAN win Ruby!">Superman "... Well... That Aura thing got broken by Mikasa's Thunder spears...">Blake"I won that fight you know?">Ruby "PLEASE SUPERMAN, I NEED THIS">Superman "Ruby... I...">Ruby "My show is kinda Homeless... I would like a win to revive the interest in it...">Superman "... Maka, I can see you through the Wall, the waiting rooms are besides each other you know?">Ruby"M-Maka is hearing this!?">Superman "Maka why are you trying not to laugh!? That's so disrespectful!>Ruby"SUPES PLEASE! AT LEAST LET ME SCALE TO BATMAN!" >Weiss "Please don't talk about Batman...">Superman "MAKA STOP LAUGHING!">Ruby"NYOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Im the creator of Excel
>>150131972>FEATLESShammed>"And they say: 'Why is not a sign sent down to him from his Lord?"
the STRONGEST bush
Is our Jennyfag also the Jennyfag on /sp/ threads?
Robot girls are made to service human men...
>>150131419jenny jobs a lot to just random humans in the show, can't see how she'd win this>inb4 muh million and seventy men strength levelhyperbole, never done a feat to back it up
What the fuck is happening here?
>>150132176No i don't use that board im mostly on /x/ or here
>>150132188She jobs to literal rats in the first episode
>>150131955Pretty much every horse show episode they've done besides Billcord was shit but Starscream's was probably the worst of the bunch, 0 thematic connection besides both IPs being owned by Hasbro, a rigged veredict "for the sake of the little girls" even though they did Mario vs Sonic a few months prior, and overall a pretty shit chsracter pick for TF's first episode in the show.I wouldn't even say it's Starscream losing which gets on my nerves for the record, that's his entire character, but the reasoning behind it is just retarded.
>>150132133Kek, I like this kinda of shitposts making fun of someone when they are in character, and it isn't some retard fetish inside a sharty post.
>>150132215Yeah I doubt that RD dying would have been any more traumatizing than Pikachu getting vored by Blanka.
Finished counting them. The Ultraman series alone, has 3,278 kaiju/aliens.
I masturbate to Mothra porn.
I masturbate to cuck porn and I am a simonbro
>>150132274Who is your favorite Ultra Kaiju and Ultra Alien?
>>150132278Kratos...
>Excel is a BayofagKWAB
I don't masturbate, I have SEX
>>150132294Kratos...
>>150132286I really liked Kelbim from Mebius, and a good chunk of the monsters from Return, 66, and Max are fun. Alien wise, I used to despise them, but the Magma grew on me.
>>150132215Funnily enough the blue horse has a country level feat, by creating an island sized explosion, So you could say she outstats (even though Transformer scaling was still very silly even then)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF3Mj-55FFA&t=17sPD: No, I am not a brony, just renembed that scene from someone arguing about them being country level on base...Which makes them more feats(wo)man than kratos and sonic. KEK
I love death battle.
top 5 characters that appeared on death battle that I want to PLAP>Crona>Crona>Crona>Crona>Crona
>>150132288EXPLAIN TO ME RIGHT NOW ON HOW KRATOS WOULD EVEN DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO A GIANT MOTH!!!??
>>150132305Aliens for me have to be the Barossa from Ultraman Z, fun character. Kaijuwise, I don't know, too many good ones.
Ryu Hayabusa was robbed in his episode
>>150132197>MEALkimaGentlemen... dinner has arrived. Tear off her flesh and start chowing down until she's just bone.
>>150131419>Jirenfag is a HalfagBased?
>>150132313Yeah, I am aware that a show with the same longevity as the horse's is prone to give its characters some pretty crazy feats, again, it doesn't bother me that Starscream lost, the problem is that by the time the episode was being produced, the horse show was still in its early years (or months? Irrelevant either way) and the consensus was that he should've won, but they just decided to give RD the win instead because they were afraid of traumatizing any little girls that could've watched the episode, which WOULD make sense in any other show's case, but Death Battle already had an infamous reputation back then for giving characters popular with little kids some gruesome deaths, pulling their punches out of nowhere because the character in question was popular with girls instead of boys is pansy behavior.
>>150131710It's Shuma Gorath trying to enter our collective unconscious again
>>150132427Proof?
>Tranny selfie spamENOUGH.
>>150132444Yeah fair, that was a blatant rage/pity win toward the horses. It is also funny how they made Raven being building level a massive deal, only for her to basically solo all of marvel (par TOBA) in her next match.
Ugly people should not post their face online
>>150132477Looks like we will need to take care of HIM, fret not /dbg/! For i shall EXCEL upon this fiend!
>>150131498Juggs has a force field that takes away momentum from objects as powerful as Mjolnir thrown by Thor
>>150131498Lifting a building
>>150132506SILENCE, or I WILL one-shot you
>>150132544I'm on your side you fool!
>>150132042nah
>tranny image spamGentlemen...
>>150132579Kratos would support and defend this. Trans acceptance is part of being a BETTER MAN
ok so who is this schizo spammer now?
>I-I'm on your si-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK>I-I look like an anim-AAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>150132602Someone else entirely, its not me, it must be the work of my archenemy Reiko the Beautiful!
Simonbros and their love for Leeron has gone too far.
Give xer a matchup.
>>150132615Yes INxcel, it was me! I keep posting pictures of trans people and LARPing as you!
>>150132290His HEROINE STACYnny will be the one to get a win on Death Battle while he watches from a bush like a bitch the entire time btw
>>150132686I thought Ozzie Ozborne died.
>>150131955that is not from season 1?the worst episode is the Naruto VS IchigoBut my least favorite episodes have to be Boba Fett vs. Predator and Knuckles vs. Donkey Kong.
>>150132649Darn you! Stop tainting my image infront of all my loyal subordinates at the /dbg/!
Yorha Toobie
>have one of the most fun threads in the entirety of this waiting period so far>quality immediately plummets into actual tranny selfie spam right afterSigh... I knew it was too good to last.
>>150132723the highest highs and the lowest lows
>>150132723Yeah must be some conservacuck who got really upset over the turning people into machines xeet
>Knuckles vs Donkey Kong
>>150132723Speak for yourself. I think this general has been complete ass since the matchup got announced
>Literal trans spamDetective Goku warned you all
>>150132723The KEK FORCE is so strong that after kino, it KEKS us with cringe. >>150132745I don't like that one either.
I think that even past scaling arguments, Death Battle isn't a good show and is carried hard by its community in the same way a potential series like Jujutsu Kaisen is. They have fun concepts and fun moments, but the final product is thoroughly disappointing and poorly written.
>>150132951TrvthnukeSomeone needs to do Versus Shows justice
>>150132951Uh its only getting better as robotnik vs bowser proves that the show is worth it.
>>150131735Reminder, Robots can get pregnant and Ken Tennyson will be part Robot instead of Native American
The waiting periods and the meltdowns over the results are unironically better than the episodes themselves most of the time.
>>150133049I mean yeah deathbattle has way more entertainment from the fanbase itself at this point.
>>150132951>Death Battle haterYou like vore
Why am i getting deja vu from this subject
>>150133076No. Vore makes me sick.
>>150133079It's been talked about before.
>>150133076For a bunch of faggots who claim to hate reddit, you guys truly do love going there.
>Kratos>Asura>Simon>Kyle>Hal>BenAre these the main characters of the halls?
>>150133122NU-4Chan is Reddit except you can say a lot of things
>>150133122Reddit is a popularity contest, but instead of sex or money, it's about who can make the the unfunniest meme
>>150133130>not mentioning Sung JinwooStupid hipster contrarian faggot
Tom tom or Punkrocker?
>>150133130Not even in view counts are those fraud battle relevant. Except Ben vs Hal
>>150133198>literal JinWHO in the hallsHe has no memes, no relevance, and no Death Battle.
>>150133221They are all the battles the halls will never shut up about and have built and rebuilt the foundations of the halls.
>>150133198Make sunjinshit make me laugh right now
>>150133130There's also Omni-Man
>>150133061Battleboarding itself is usually two fanbases flinging shit at each other so it makes sense that part of the appeal of death battle is being a nexus point for a lot of different fanbases to engage in more shitflinging. I actually think that the toxicity people desperately want to avoid only makes things more memorable and entertaining.
>>150133290>the toxicity people desperately want to avoid only makes things more memorable and entertaining.Indisputable Trvthnuke
You've turned my hero into a rapist.
Im still mad that ryuko was botched in her one ep and that kill la kill is a one and done series.
>>150133244It's the same guy
>>150133317I got an erection from this
>>150133317you get a shitty arena fighter and that's it, good day sir
>>150133317 (Me)This was an unfair stomp of epic proportions, but who would you have had her fought? >>150133325 (Me)SameCHAD? Literally everyone in the halls which is me.
>>150133254
>>150133354Ben Singer...
>>150133374Thanks superman, but i hate alcohol
>>150133359
Give me ragebait kino ideas.
>>150133130Goku and Superman will always be the protagonists even if they take a step back sometimes, and Omni-Man/Invincible seem to show up consistently enough. That said, I wonder why there's been a recent increase in Benposting, I thought they had come to terms with their loss a long time ago.
>>150133365Lul
>>150133417Because of Simon vs. Kyle, Green Lantern is still relevant.
>>150133417DCfags and Simonfags are too stupid to not take each other's bait. A comic character won recently which makes DC look even more like a bitch. Said DC character who lost recently was a Lantern. Put 2 and 2 and 2 together.
Simon and Kyle should make up by making out and sucking each other off.
>>150132951The animations are usually fun even if the verdict or research are dumb.
>>150133552Gwenpool...
>>150133611YUM! Asurabro and Benbro btw.
>>150133611>CHILDmon design instead of the adult oneK, b, c.
>>150133611YES YES YES! MORE MORE MORE I NEED TO KEEP JILLING
>same size as a 14 year oldUh, kylebros?
>>150133514>DCfags and Simonfags are too stupid to not take each other's baitso like Asurafags and the baitposters
>>150133672>>150133764He is a lantern
>>150131419>mfw I realize Marceline from AT folds Mark like a towel lmaooooo
>>150133827She's a nigger
>>150133827>Marceline "I ACKED to Sunlight and only fought jobbers" Abadeer
Marceline. Planet. NOW.
>JOBcelineBuilt for viltrumite cock while PB watches
>>150133946I-I-I-I just have pictures of her being a genetic dead end....
>>150133868She’s sexier than every single Invincible girl even without the Vampire goth boost btw
>>150134040that's why the Viltrumite race will breed her
>>150133946>>150134031>Simon "Ice King" Petrikov STOPPED THE WORLD FROM ENDING WITH THE CROWN>Vital for Ooo's survival>Literal has more combat feats than Marceline>Marceline's greatest feat is tackling some Vampire jobbersMarcy is lucky that Simon's is her dad, and isn't dissapointed in her.
Mark will breed the lesbian out of JOBceline and Bubblegum will drop the Princess title for the Cuckqueen title.
>>150134040ENOUGH
>>150133827Leave the Flying Brick fights to the REAL cartoon stacies like Jenny.
>>150134101>>150134024>>150134095>PB's voice actor is the same as Nia from Gurren Lagann>Has a character named Simon who's a king like The Spiral KingYou can't make this shit up...
>>150133827MARCELINE! MARCELIIIIIINE!!! THAT'S MARK MILTON NOT MARK GRAYSON OH GOD OH FUCK
>>150134111ZAMN!!! Finn BREEED that btw
>>150134076They really are colonizers...
>>150134155Nia the KEKQUEEN…
>>150134163>FinncelBelongs behind the bush.
>>150134101>WHAT?!! PB IS JOINING ME IN THE BUSH TO WATCH MARCELINE GET RAVAGED AND IMPREGNATED BY MARK?!! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO DON'T MIND IF I DOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>150134178....coped Yoko as she cries that she killed two people she loved
>>150134195Kek, bush, canon
>>150134155>Simon as Ice King is horny for PB >PB doesn't want him hmm
>>150134040Nah she ain't
>>150134189Kek.It's funny how Simon (Ice King) literally stole Finn's popularity as the years went on, and had a show dedicated to Simon, and not Finn.
who is the bigger KEK between Finn and Mordecai?
>BREEEDFinn the ESLman…
>>150134237Finn did score in the comic continuity
>>150134216>SHITssaMogged by QUEENceline’s black beauty.
>>150134211>Simon (Ice King) wants to fuck Fionna (Female Finn)>Fionna KISSED an AU SimonWhat did they mean by this...
>>150134237I was about to ask if it's past your bedtime but it just occurred to me that both those shows aired fifteen years ago. Fuck I'm old
>>150134220To be fair, Finn got the old every side character becomes more important than you because the writers didn't like you treatment. Happened to Kenny in South Park and Huey from Boondocks too.
>>150133827Uh oh Markbros..
>>150134237Mordecai got laid and had kids, Finn died with 0 children and the possibility he lost his virginity to a fat floating purple blob that raped him.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Invincible_(Image_Comics)https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Anne_Boonchuyhttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Marceline_AbadeerOnce again.. VSBWchads DAB on Death Battle SISSIES.
>>150134303Anne?Daughter of Goku
>>150134237Mordebvll cucked CJ and ended up with a wife and multiple children.
>>150134291Both shows were written as pseudo Adult Swim anyway.
>>150134267>black beauty I hear you but Anissa is outrageously hot to me. I'd let her rape me
>>150134331CJ stood for Cuck Joker because she was a psycho that deserved it.
reminder that Mark Grayson likes KWEENS
>>150134325>Large planet level MarcelinePost Marceline destroying a planet.>Large planet level AnnePost Anne destroying a planet without dying in the process.
>>150133868Marceline the Vampire Kween... she can ruin my bloodline.
>>150134303What are Smart Atoms against the Power of Calamity?
>>150134344She did look unusually sexy just before she raped Mark.
>>150134376Post Mark destroying a planet with out a giant laser gun to destabilize said planet and without need 2 other Viltrumites to help him after his dad told him if they did this without said laser gun they'd got splatOnce again Death Battle Sissies cannot power scale.
>>150134325>Attack Potency: Low Complex Multiverse level>Durability: Low Complex Multiverse level>Striking Strength: Low Complex Multiverse level>Lifting Strength: Immeasurable>Speed: Infinite>Range: Low Complex MultiversalSay his name.
>>150131955I doubt I have seen it, I am rather skittish on DBs so I haven't seen them all. Maybe the original Doom vs Master chief.
>>150131419>Solos all of Bleach
>>150134417Said planet is larger than the planet Anne destroyed which ended up killing her btw
>>150134417Nta but the space racer's gun destabilized the planet's core. Not the planet entirely. No Viltrumites means no boom. Not to wank Mark that's just what happened
>>150134422KIIIINGTOS
>>150134422Since Superman is Outerveral and lifted Infinity, I do not know.
>>150132133Reminds me of that fanfic where superman comforts Yang because she won her DB but got so much hate mail she almost committed suicide.
>>150134422
>>150134409They will either animate this faithfully and /co/ will be a riot, or they will animate this unfaithfully to make Anissa look innocent and /co/ will be rioting. Either way, it's going to be a wild ride that week.
>>150134422>Lifting Strength: Immeasurablenot Tucker
>>150134536I think they might put more strain between Mark and Eve and make it so he has a conscious moment of weakness rather than a subconscious one and he willingly sleeps with her. Either way GIWTWM
VSBW I NEED YOU TO CALL ME LARGE PLANET LEVEL SO I CAN BEAT MARK WITHOUT KILLING MYSELF IN THE PROCESS VSBW I NEEEEEEEEEED YOU
>>150134363what about CJ from GTA?
>>150134536they will animate it unfaithfully but make it even more sexual and rapey
>>150134560Chad Johnson.
>>150134560Busta
>>150134417>Post Mark destroying a planet with out a giant laser gun to destabilize said planet and without need 2 other Viltrumites to help him after his dad told him if they did this without said laser gun they'd got splatI.. I can't.. I need to see FEATS because I'm too gay and retarded to understand numbers and scaling..
>>150134560CJ? Jobs to Niko Bellic
>>150134618Annebro… (they all think Anne would be able to tangle with Mark when she died in order to stop a single moon)
>>150131419Goku when fighting canon DC made Superman over Death Battle's hyper wank fantasy
>>150134469Is Guy really that bad?
YOUR HEROYOUR FAVORITE GTA GAME NOWWWWWW
>>150134661The bushSan Andreas
>>150134651That's Goku beating Batman btw
>>150134661Jenny WakemanGTA Chinatown Wars
>>150134422-Hurt New Gods, Kryptonians, and the Hulk-Survives Omega Beams , Kryptonian punches, and the Hulk -Broke Amazo, Lantern constructs, and the Hulk -Lifted cars, buildings, and the Hulk-Tag and react to Speedsters, Kryptonian, the Hulk-Sneak up on New Gods, Kryptonian, Speedsters, and the Hulk
KIIIIIINGDAAAAAALF!!!!!
Batman with prep time still solos fiction.
>>150134746Batman is infinite
>>150134657He's rude, boisterous and obnoxious. And he has a bowl cut so he's guaranteed to be a douchebag. But there's a good heart under all that abrasiveness
>>150134746FUCK BATMAN IS SO STRONG
>>150134778That's batman's standard gear. See: >>150134469, >>150134746, >>150134806, >>150134840
>>150134746That's not fair and you know it. The Batkick™ is herald tier.
>>150134840This is the equivalent of Batman defending the jeets you so revile btw
>>150134866He also defeated Godzilla with his Batrope and Bat-Bombs.
>>150134824But isn't he a pedo like Hal?
>all this just to job to Jon Kent's cock
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
Batman isn't supposed to have powers. How is he this OP? Doesn't this mean Batman vs. Spiderman and Batman vs. Iron Man were wrong too?
>>150134469Blue Beetle laughing over guy getting one shotted is my favorite part of is page.
>>150134959It's called ephebophilia! Totally different!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>150134973Mamma Mia
>>150134973...in his headcanon while Oolong and Puar GAPE Sally and Amy while he watches from the bush.
>>150134951Is that from the cancelled Godzilla vs Batman movie?
>>150134998Mario is just like Hal...
Death Battle? More like tongue battle
>>150134951wouldn't it have been cheaper to blow him up with more Batbombs rather than sending him to space
>>150135079Based
Duos dragon ball, mario, and the kirby verse
>>150132544Who could Death Battle with Killer Moth? Who is like unto him?
>>150131532I would love this so much, but Koji is largely unknown in the United States. It really sucks because he's got the soul of a red blooded American.
>>150135100Why are rivalries so zesty?
>>150135079>>150135095>>150135100I hate gay battle
>>150134720Everyone on the internet hyped him up so much! I thought he was Earth's best fighter!
>Americans have fallen asleep so we can now get all hot and bothered
>>150134806How the fuck did Batman learn Kurkor? A martial art from a dead race?
>>150135156He canonically used to have a live-in therapist who could beam his mind with hypnosis to different locations in the past. He'd use him if eh wanted to dick around in Ancient Rome or Greece or wherever. Must have sent him to Krypton so he could lean Klurkor and also molest baby Clark
>>150134325I kneel
>>150134746>>150134806>>150134840>>150134872AND DEATH BATTLE SAYS THIS BOY LOSES TO SPIDER MAN AND IRON MAN?
>>150134640Niko falls down and ragdoll if CJ just runs into him. CJ can just keep him on the ground until he dies by walking in circles over him. GTA4 is ass.
>>150135192Death Battle are weird with how they apply scaling.Batman punches Darkseid's teeth out? Nuh uh doesn't count ignore that he's only human.Lex Luthor turned his head to look at Larfreeze? Holy Fuark Lex Luthor is literally faster than Superman
>>150135216Psssst.. its cause they hate Batman (and Goku)
>>150135176https://youtu.be/o3mF0ts-hjYRead your own fine print, faggy phantom. Also Bunch Hart said that the Ghost Busters would capture Danny, while striking a pose
>>150135192Don't underestimate the Spider!
>FOTM Panther is so forgotten that no one even remembers he also had a death battle with Batman
>>150131419Since Death Battle hates these two, how would they book it?
>>150134657He was a victim of severe cranial trauma in the 80's. Two separate comas.
The fvarking KING of /dbg/......Oh, and Goku is there too.
Why is there so much gay porn of nu Kratos? He’s a boring faggot with a beard that kills all sex appeal.
>>150135238>Read your own fine print, faggy phantom. Also Bunch Hart said that the Ghost Busters would capture Danny, while striking a poseYou know what this means?Invincible beats Superman
>>150135238Ghost Busters are also probably multiversal in powerlevel scaling cause they succed up Zuul
>>150135257>Why does a popular thing have so much gay porn?!It is a mystery.
>>150135243Oh yeah. That one was also bullshit.
>>150135257Actual gays love beards
>>150135244https://youtu.be/WYG89unwelwhttps://youtu.be/TUw86A8L0EMhttps://youtu.be/kTxcRkjQY3kBatman would beat the shit out of him.
>>150134998>>150135011>HBOCkuIt just keeps happening LMAO
>>150135244They made Batman multiversal. He'd kill Goku easily
>>150135257ask your local gay what a "Bear" ishe turned from a greek antihero douchebag into every gay man's chubby hairy softspoken wet dream
>>150135216>>150135244I think DB, and reasonable people, don't hate Batman himself. But hate the idea of Batwank.Which why I cheered when Harley Quinn shot Batman in the Suicide Squad game
>>150135274I don’t think most gays would get turned on by some bald sissy lecturing them about how they should be better men.
>>150135244
>>150135238This is complex multiversal???
>>150135306Most gay men are bald sissies who lecture others about being better men
>>150131419>loses to Spider Man>loses to Iron Man>loses to Black PantherSo what did Batman do to make Death Battle hate him?
>>150135299>he approves of Harley wankWTF is actually wrong with you anon?
>>150135192Spider-God punched the Beyonder, knocked out the Hulk alongside Captain America, kicked IG Thanos and tanked a beating from Colossus and Magik with the Phoenix Force
>Cucknic melty
>>150135306I'm a BASED gay so I of course find him repulsive, but some of them really like that soi shit.
>>150135299>But hate the idea of Batwank.I hate Superwank
>>150135299you don't sound reasonable you sound like a butthurt bitch
I don't need featsI have chainscaling and fanonwank on my side
>>150135325Outsell and be more popular than their favorite characters (and it got them clicks + money just like Superman v Goku)
>>150135328Oh no, I hate Harley Wank to the core. I'm just happy that Batwank got humbled for a moment.Harley Wank should be humbled next
>>150135331>I’m a BASED gayEvery single man who thinks Omni-Man is attractive…
>Wank is when character I dislike is popular/co/? More like /chud/
>>150135351...by Robin!
>>150135299Based. Fuck Batwank
>>150135340>DC comics gets flooded with Batwank for decades that I can't read other stories without Batman getting involved>Batman centered for decadesIt's a product of DC going overboard with its Batman Wank. Especially with Tom King's run, and onwards.
>>150135348>chainscalingwhere did this buzzword come from
/dbg/ is interesting at this time of day. Usually this place hates and makes fun of Batman whenever he's mentioned
>>150135379KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!
>>150135351by Batgirl!
>>150135338Superman should get humbled from time to time, as well.The only who doesn't get wanked is Wonder Woman who doesn't have a dedicated Fanbase outside of Self-Inserters
>>150135379It's been around in battleboards for a hot second now
>>150135386/dbg/ is full of rage farmers who can't power scale.
>>150134640post Niko tanking this
>>150135386Does it? I hardly ever see any mentions of Batman around here, at least aside from the very occasional 1-3 shitpost, or whatever the actual score is nowadays
>>150135261Kirkman did not make Superman and will write Superman.
>>150135378Batman only appears in Batman books. Tom King alone also wrote for various Superman, Wonder Woman and New Gods runs and Batman appeared in exactly none of them.
>>150135400Superman's only claim to relevancy since JLU is a fanfiction fight where he is wanked to the highest of high heaven and his opponent lowballed to the lowest pits of hell. Now, I would not care if faggots didn't hold Death Battle up as gospel truth.
>>150135423
>>150135425I hate specifically Tom King, and his Batman run. For various reasons, but his fucking writting that's just:>Bat....Cat....I...love....>Flashbacks>Poetry/Music>Waste of 5 issues of nothingHate him the most because I never want to see Catwoman and Batman together, ever again.
>>150135375>Weakest version of Batman Reminder, the Suicide Squad FLOPPED and relied on Arkham Batman's contingency
>>150135350/thread
>>150135483TellTale's the weakest, no?
>>150135440
>>150135492Nolan's the weakest
>>150135460Batman x Catwoman is one of the most iconic couples in fiction.
>>150135416>Actual onscreen featsCJ? Would MOG JOBnic like his brothas Knuckles and Shadow did before.
>>150135493Posting alt. versions doesn't make you cool.
>>150135419>I hardly ever see any mentions of Batman around hereYeah, but when he is mentioned, it ends with people shitting on him
>>150135505After reading Tom King's Batman run? I despise it out of respect for Batman. I really hate that pairing thanks to Tom King.
>>150135515if you want on-screen feats from Sonic you need X since that's the only series with him actually doing shit when he's not sitting down not doing shit
>>150135517Posting fanart doesn't make you cool. Neither is the lack of discussion.
>>150135549SUPERMAN
>>150135549I don't care about cool. Stomping [insert your favorite character] brings a smile to my face
>>150135561how powerful would KOTH Superman be?
>>150135549God forbid a comic book that ended 7 years ago whose animated adaptation is in between seasons doesn't have active discussions on /co/ at 2 in the morning
>>150135101Shocker from Spider-ManWaspinator from TransformersThe Monarch from Venture BrosGreedo from Star WarsThere's also a Hazbin Hotel character that some people want Killer Moth to fight, but I can't remember who they are
>>>/v/719416864>>>/v/7194168641>>>/v/719416864KratosFag, get out NOW! That's an order.
>>150135578The Power Cosmic is insignificant next to the power of Propane
>>150135596No Battle Beast?
>>150135603HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Who are BIASen Singer's favorite characters? Batman GAPES them with and without prep time.
KINGtos rules these halls. He will never leave.
>>150135632What happened to Kratos' legs? :(
IF THAT VILTRUMITE GETS SPAWN SCALING, IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US!NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>150135644Obviously Bruce Banner whom he has voice in the latest episode
AAAAIIIEEEEEE CROSSOVER SCALING, SAVE ME FROM KINGTOSGODS
>>150135664DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNNN!!
>>150135672>Banner gets prep time>Batman doesn't
>>150135540>Anime Sonic isn't even the main character in
>>150135682
>>150135679Not so Invincible now
>>150133733Is anyone going to make Yoko and post more Simonyle porn? I need to jerk off too.
>>150135517Anyone else thinks it’s a bit contrived that literally every version of Mark except for our Mark is evil?
>>150135662a Better Man never manspreads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhwdoyp4Ov4
Chara victims. Every character posted are Chara victims.
>>150135805Kratos could kill Toby Fox irl, but he won't anymore because he's a better man now
>>150135818Both are Chara victims.
Wait, did I just hear you say Kratos is "one of the best characters in all of fiction"? Did I hear you correctly? Do my ears deceive me? No no no, my friend, perhaps that uncouth vernacular is acceptable on bullshit sites like Twitter (or god forbid, Reddit) but here in /dbg/, we don't blaspheme so callously. Repeat after me, you ignorant fucking neophyte, "KINGtos is THE best character in all of fiction." Get that? Not "one of the best," not "top ten at least," THE best. What's that? You think Asura is better? Let me ask you something: have you ever considered killing yourself? Have you ever thought "Man, I'm tired of being a waste of skin, cell and musculature and continuing to waste my parents' paychecks all while worshiping sub-par heroes. Maybe I should just end it." Really, I think you should at the very least give the thought of ending your own life a chance. If you ever intentionally say something like that to me again, I will personally assist you in killing yourself. I'll be there, waiting by my phone, day in, day out, for the one day you choose to call me and take me up on my offer. I'll show up to your house with a rope, a gun, a toaster, whatever you want. Your pick. Don't you ever fucking say that to me again.
>>150135603Morshu...you are a monster no longer.
>>150135727It's a little hokey. Maybe Angstrom's powers come from the Dark Multiverse
>>150135706The drink
>>150135837canon
>>150135805>LEND ME SOME VAGUE STATEMENTS SANS, THIS IS MULTIVERSAL SCALING I NEED!>FORGET ABOUT ME NEEDING YOUR SOUL PLAYER, THIS IS OMNIPOTENT FULL GAME CONTROL I NEED!>GIVE ME SOME EXCUSES FOR ANTI-FEATS UNDERTALE, THIS IS A SUB-WALL LEVEL VERSE I NEED TO UPSCALE FROM!
>>150135805>>150135824Why would anyone be a victim of Hal's onahole?
Riddle me this Batman, why are Kratosfags so annoying?
>>150135882They are /v/'s Jirenposters IYKYK
>>150135721Make Yoko happy*I couldn't focus on typing without salivating at the thought of more Simonyle porn.
>>150135882RIDDLER STOP PLAYING GAMES WITH ME*takes off pants*THE COMMISSIONER GAVE ME THE GO AHEAD RIDDLER DON'T MAKE ME RAPE YOU*starts punching Riddler, throws him to the ground*DON'T YOU SLANDER KINGTOS RIDDLER DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS
>>150135874Wait, that reminds me>>150131793Holy shit even with all the tranny and gay porn purging this still managed to go under the jannies' radar KEK
>>150131827You the random cosplayer that cosplay literally anyone ever?
>>150135882Because KINGtos beats Batman with or without prep time.
>>150135891Yoko…
>>150135900Batman would say this.if he does it again he may have to break his No Kill Rule
>>150135961THERE'S ONLY TWO PEOPLE I BREAK MY KILL RULE FORCOMMUNISTS, AND PEOPLE WHO SLANDER KINGTOS!!!
>>150136029Kratos... Likes Solo Leveling!
>>150136052No one likes Solo Leveling. Not even Asissyrafags.
>>150135706
>FEATSuraCHADS out of NOWHEREYour mind? Broken.
>>150136124His feats were being a MONSTER... but he is one no longer thanks to KINGtos.
Which episode had the most interesting debate? And which popular matchup that has yet to happen has the most interesting debate?
Frisk/Chara losing would cause a Ben vs Hal level catastrophe, I just know it.
>>150136166Krasurathe debate of evil/being a monster to gain strength on the easy path, or being Good and a Better Man to learn true strength the hard way. Kratos proved that the latter is always more powerful, though it is the most difficult path.
>>150136175I doubt it, cunnyfag autism isn't that strong in these threads and the wider UT fandom hardly cares about powerscaling debates nowadays.
>>150136122What did Man Ray do to deserve to get fed to Black Manta's BOUNDLESS autism? First Man Ray is going to get KEKposted in the middle of battle with Black Manta throwing a bush at him, then Black Manta's going to edit his vsbw page to write that Man Ray is wall level, and finally, Black Manta will end the battle by calling KINGtos to one-shot Man Ray while posting porn of Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble, making Man Ray a monster no longer.
>>150136195Yeah, but Reddit loves Undertale, especially the Death battle subreddit, they love Tumblr autism fandom shit like that.
>>150136122I want Black Manta on the show just so I can hear more people talking about him killing babies.
I...I have no feats...I have nothing impressive on-screen....I....I'm boring because of this....
>>150136232Sonic...
>>150136215There is a Hulkfag there that is going apeshit crazy attacking everyone. People are literally telling the guy to fuck off. Despite the fact that Hulk (Banner) won, he's being a complete dick. Almost every post he made is getting downvoted to hell.
>>150136232Kratos...
>>150136152Madoka’s footresf.
>>150136247But he won. /dbg/ taught me that means you have the right to be cocky. His vassals should kneel to him.
>>150136152A mere APPETIZER for Barbatos!
>>150136278I know you're shitposting, but the crazy part is that literally no one exploded with rage when the results came out. Everyone is calm and collected, especially here. How the fuck 4chan, the place with the most insane motherfuckers on the internet, behave much better than reddit?
>>150136152His blood will be used as Uncle Grandpa's mustache cream.
>>150136152Just a brief repast for BARBATOS!
>>150136296Kratos made us Better Men.
>>150136296Because Hulk and Godzilla are mere SUPPORTING elements to the MAIN characters: Kratos, Asura, Simon, Kyle, Hal, and Ben.
>>150136296>Literal months of shitposting has made everyone here tolerant to the point of calmnessPower of evolution
>>150136296Maybe there would have been friction if Singular Point was popular and Ultimate was some beloved version of Godzilla like the Showa-Heisei-FW line
>>150136349>UltimateUltima*
>>150136296We are KINGtos scholars, each and every one, and we hold ourselves to a higher standard.
>>150136296Ultima winning would have caused rage methinks
So, the Flash would beat Ultima go going over every possibility of solving the equation in about 50 attoseconds and win the day before Ultima can say "SKROAAAH"
>>150136382Could Flash beat Hulk?
Huh, the so called "leak" quite a few threads ago was surprisingly accurate, albeit somewhat misleading.
>>150136391Yeah easily in theory but also no because the flash is a jobber
>>150136391Yes.
>>150136272>footresfMadoka, stop gooning to Knull's nudes before you post
>>150136296/dbg/ only goes apeshit it something absolutely retarded happens, like some insane schizophrenic waifufag accidentally doxxing himself after butting into a fight between DCfags and TTGLfags.
Why did people think Carnage beats Lucy again?
>>150136436Because Elfen Lied is one of the worst things I ever watched. Everyone should beat that borderline school shooter garbage.
>>150136436No one watched LiterallyWhocy's show
>>150136478If only I was that lucky.
>>150136436Comicucks believe they can't ever lose anything
Mathrus ANNIHILATED Superman.
>>150136152A light SNACK for BARBATOS!
>>150136152A SPITROAST for BARBATOS and MADOKA with a strap-on!
>>150136528Barbatos and Madoka wouldn’t say this.
>>150136528Barbatos and Madoka would say this.
>barbamelty
>Mameltyka
KINGull won
>>150136559… the folding Barbartos’s and Madoka’s laundry contest.
Who the FUCK is Barbatos?
>>150136559KINGull is, Barbatos’s, CANON master.
>>150136574Madoka's husband. Barbatos beat Hal to the punch with this one.
I...I like /dbg/.
>>150136588SchizoCHAD…
>>150136588Kratos...
SAY. HIS. NAME
>>150136588KINGtos…
>>150136595No one knows who your obscure Chinese character is lil bro.
>>150136152A MERE MORSAL for BARBATOS!
>MorsalESLbatos…
>>150136574The guy who sits in the cuck chair while Madoka and Knull fuck
>>150136152A delicious hors d'oeuvres for BARBATOS...
>>150136152A DELICIOUS DELICACY for BARBARTOS!
>>150136152A CAPTIVATING CAKE for BARBARTOS.
>LITERALLYull and WHObatos derailing with their obscure homoerotic rivalry again
>Back off Knull Kaname-chan is mine
>>150136152A SCRUMPTIOUS STEAK for BARBATOS
>GODbatos and KINGull fighting over which one of them gets to fuck the 14 year old girl first
>>150136152A TASTY TREAT for BARBATOS!
>BARBARTOS
>Domain Expansion: Unlimited Void>every sentient character is immediately frozen and mindfuckedlol
Why does Barbatos call Knull a snack, is he gay?
>>150136588Me too! I enjoy chatting with my good friends in these threads, ha ha!
>>150136750So Gojo loses to Rick Sanchez then?
In case anyone's still wondering why DBC thought Gamera vs Voltron is a good idea it's literally just>Guardian of the Universevs >Defender of the Universe
>>150136750Would Dimensional Slash ONE SHOT Gojo?
>>150136750Nearly every charactet in blazblue that interacts with the boundary is immune to this btw
>>150136712KINGull, BarCHADtos, Canon.
>>150136787What's the worst death battle idea in terms of themes?
>>150136815Manhattan vs Nixon sounds interesting on paper, but the people that want it want it for stupid, pretentious reasons.
KIIIIIINGTHRUUUUUUUUS
>>150136815Probably Gohan vs Mark, because it's such an obvious stomp and Gohan has no real interesting themes or character traits in contrast with Invincible.
>>150136815Yup, cucky Gohan vs Mark.
>>150136787>>150136815I think with Gamera vs Voltron there's also the whole ancient protectors theme to it but that trope applies to plenty of mecha and kaiju already
>>150136815Sentry vs SBP
I HATE WEAKLING.
>>150131441>>150131441>>150131441Migrate to the Loli thread
>>150131464KWAB
>>150131516She loses to Simon
>>150132367Yeah
>>150134778...'s laundry.
>>150135571he loses to ratchet
>>150136124hero
>>150136750Won't work on Goku
>>150136920Canon
>>150131516A mere victim of OUTERdalf, who casually negs all of this by perceiving her as an inferior being. Yup.
>>150137301another casual gandalf scholar victory
>>150137921MermaidMan uses the orb of confusion and btfo's Black Manta.
