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>>150131892>Anyway, try to ask dipshit WHY there's a floating Rivers Cuomo in our room, even if that's totally radA... Kernelsprite? Alright cool>ask Alan about the timer>Ask Alan what the clock meansHm.Surely nothing to worry aboutWhat next?
>>150132081First for flatska
>>150132127>raise up your strife
>>150132127Ask him when the damn game's starting already. You're bored of standing around in your room doing nothing.
What have I missed from the last thread?
>>150132127ask alan what exactly we DO in this "game"
>>150132181Not much. There's a fan adventure spin-off of 4stuck
>>150132081the Homestuck pilot would be better if they put a non-stop subway surfers gameplay stream right below it (i hope)
first for 8est spider troll
I want Aranea to stomp on my fucking nuts I am not joking. These boots are MADE for stomping
>>150132181eridan wwalked into the threadanon made an extensive description of each classpect here >>150119212we have a fanadventure of a fanadventure here >>150128143 featuring larrymoonrunes posted a wip
>>150132130>>150132234Notice how both jobbed to gorilla woman
>>150132234how is she so smug? I thought the arrogant ones were supposed to be seers
>>150132260she didn't job she just made a tactical retreat. I wouldn't want to fight against an alternate version of my best friend either
>>150132270She's smug because she knows she the (second) strongest troll ever and if Condy didn't come out of FUCKING NO WHERE, she would've mogged everyone and saved the Game Over timeline
Cutest (totally-not-a-jobber) troll and she's so pretty and kind and nice. When she was killed by the Condesce, it was surely a Heroic death, rather than a Just one. RIP my beloved
I don't care how many times Dirk molested his twink ass, Jake should've tapped that. If I knew a nigga who turned down such a baddie I'd kill him just for that
>>150132127Proceed to not worry about the ominous countdown.Relax.
>>150132256>>150132210How delightful. I'll look at those class descriptions later. What has happened in the Alan Adventure?
It's wild how much she effortlessly mogs Vriska just by not looking like a dyke
>>150132081>>150132214>omitting the funny narration>omitting the exploration of fetch modus and how each one functions tailored to said character's interests>omitting the gag of dave not taking john being in danger seriously because he didn't know>omitting so much kino music>omitting whatever the fuck else it takes to rush to a karkat cameo>omitting
Imagine this but instead of Dykemara Gaygido it's me. That would be amazing
What're the aspects of rage and doom even about?
>>150132418they are pretty self explanatory, right? Rage is rage and doom is doom
>>150132338Nightfall is shit tho
>>150132081Karkat is unironically cool here i do not care
>>150132431who? I just picked the image off of google because she's cute.
>>150132351
>>150132364>What has happened in the Alan Adventure?it just picked back up again in the final posts of the last thread >>150131892
Dave fell for Aradia here and died in that bubble hoping she came back
>>150132418rage- dismantling systems, truth, anarchy doom- fate, the inevitable, acceptance or something
>>150132443Guessing its from the Fanventure Nightfall, which one anon ranted about being full of characters acting like dumbasses more so than usual.
every time I see a spider I get extremely erect because they remind me of her
Thinking about making an Aranea tulpa. God I'm so lonely...
aranea requests?
All a man needs is for a nice, big-tittied spider troll to rape them. That's it. That's all he'd need
Am I mentally ill? Is hyperfixating on a fictional character a bad thing? I have no idea, but I NEED Aranea
>>150132440listen karkat can be wimpy all he wants in the show as long as he gets to look cool
I have an eight-sided die I roll whenever I need to make a decision. I know it's more of a Vriska thing, but we don't know her Strife Specibi so it's all I have really. I like to imagine she's blessing my decisions with luck.
>>150132659request for what? whatever you can provide will be greatly appreciated
Every so often I'd see a post about a nigga wanting to be hypnotized by Vriska, and I never really got it. I think I get it know. At least, kinda. Vriska would probably do you like Tavros and throw you off a fucking cliff or something, but I think Aranea would be kind. It's the highest form of love and trust
I am so lonely. All the other Anons fear me, they think I am unstable. I go from site to site downloading pictures of cute spider trolls, and as I do it more and more, something something whatever.
A wise man once said "mommy Aranea owes me sex" and I think he was very brave for it
>>150132659Can you draw he getting curbstomped?
>>150132659r63 araneo
This but imagine literally any other hs character. She's literally just that strong. She's the original Serket
>>150132761Kill yourself>>150132659Draw her being loved and cherished plz I'm begging you
>>150132523Why do you think Hussie avoided Alpha Dave having a convo with Aradia despite both being Time players, he would've folded instantly
When I reach heaven I will be given my very own Aranea wife and we will live together for all of eternity and it will be great and we will love each other and have many children.
>>150132365I want to kiss the blue lips and listen to her ramble on.
I got a promotion, I can now sell consoles. I hope the kids have fun with them.
>>150132717>>150132659
>>150132788No straight man would be able to resist her
She deserves the world and so much more
>>150132659Blushing Aranea in a spiderweb themed wedding dress.
>>150132786I know. That was a pretty bone headed typo.Can you draw *her getting curbstomped?
>>150132849John you ARE a gay faggot
>>150132880Spiders are our friends, not our enemies. Em8race kindness you fucking nigger
>>150132659Her lips on the other side of a gloryhole
>>150132849She may be how but, she's a space alien that could have space AIDs. On the flip side, there may be a bacteria on you that may do nothing to humans but could liquidfy her bones
Jake's faggotness has a 3x multiplier, because not only did he reject best troll (Aranea) and best human girl (Jane), but he also got with that FAGGOT Dirk who ruined literally all of Homestuck by being a little faggot bitch or whatever happens in the Epilogues and hsbc
>>150132821hell yeah! keep up the good work, they look great
>>150132988>there may be a bacteria on you that may do nothing to humans but could liquidfy her bonesThe exact reason I couldn't resist
you guys got some favorite panels for whatever reason?
>>150132821Yummy
>What if Jane and Aranea swapped outfits?
When I'm done with her... let's just say 'spiders' won't be called spiders anymore
>>150133066Please stop I can only get so erect>>150132761Please bro you gotta draw Aranea with Jane's clothes bro I'm begging you bro please I'm on my hands and knees bro please
All the other beforus trolls are pussy faggots. You'd have to pay me NOT to listen to Aranea yapping about whatever, not the other way around.
>>150133066I remember seeing someone make a concept for a homestucks swap where Aranea was Janes patron troll and made her alchemize clothes similar to John and Vriska
>>150133055Always the first thing that comes to mind
>>150132809Based!
Crossing my fingers that Aranea get's 100,000 more simps like me when the little faggot pilot comes out. Even though I know she's not gonna be in it, it's possible. It is possible
Gotta learn how to lucid dream so I can do this
getting raped by trickster Aranea...
I think this is pretty hot desu
Bros... I think this might actually be the peak of all art ever made ever. All of humanity has culminated in this one masterpiece. I have become ascended
Certified spider tard moment
>>150133242>spider tardwell I don't see any Vriskafags here so idk what you could be referring to
Hey guys did you know that in terms of human male and female troll breeding, Aranea is the most compatible for human men (me)? Why? Because I said so.
I can't think of anything creative or witty to put with this gif so.... spider sex
>>150131411Take down the abominable heresy toward your waifu, obviously.>>150132127Check the timer and ask Alan what happens if you put in a second item.
threesome with these two. That would be based
>>150133055Too many to choose from, so I picked this one at random from my collection.
disgusting lack of cute spider troll art (that I can find). very sad indeed
Is the thread dead because I'm araneaposting, or am I araneaposting because the thread's dead?
ssssssssppppppppiiiiiiiiddddddddeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr troll. I love her so so so so so so so so much!!!!!!!!
>threesomewhy can't anons be loyal to their waifu
Hussie deserves death for making Aranea fodder for that fish bitch
>>150133459look, keeping a low8lood slave and including her in kinky hypnosis sex isn't cheating.
hey guys is this true
>>150133055
I'm getting tired man. I might go to sleep. Night /hsap/
>>150133500guys i think he did the windy thing
>>150132418>rageraw emotion, primal instincts>doomconsequences, divine judgement
>>150133494Jane is definitely not flat.
>>150133500John's powerscaling was on some utter back and forth bullshit
>>150133227Didn't someone post a trickster Damara earlier?
>>150133608yeah. that terezi is supposedly made by the same guy
>>150133588Solos Dave for sure
old friend group from highschool wants to meetup and do a group cosplay shoot when the pilot drops, guys...I might be reliving 2010s nostalgia
why does Calliope draw Jane so sexily? Is she fucking GAY or something
>>150133716I should dig my Cronus cosplay out.
>>150133352why did they nigrify her
>>150133138this was my favorite panel for a long time. it's just so hilarious
>>150133348I like that she just agrees with looking like fairy and doesn't elaborate
>>150133500>>150133588how does hussie draw wind so badass looking
>>150133494jade had development in arguing with herself and snapping at karkat imo
>>150133716>ywn cosplay with the homiesJUST
on the hunt for good fics again
>>150133780The hidden question mark person is Y/N! That's right, YOU save the day instead of Vriska! Congratulations!
I read heinoustuck and thought it was cool, but was bummed it was finished.Then I found another guy who claimed he was gonna finish it, and even named it Heinoustuck: Complete. But he also never finished it lel
>>150135694*bummed it wasn’t finished
>>150135694Heinoustuck: Complete: Complete when?
>>150135853Heinoustuck: Complete: Act: 1 Intermission 0 Volume 4 is dropping any day now
>>150132127I dub this ship straightfags
>>150135694I used to think Heinoustuck was creepy back in the day but looking at it now it's just kinda ugly and overdesigned. I mean I guess the Dave one is still kinda cool but I don't know. It just looks like some egdy 14 year olds deviantart AU. I think the idea of it isn't terrible for a horror AU though. The designs just need a heavy rework.
>>150133396understand, it's hard to replicate perfection
>>150136293they are going to have hot, steamy gay (straight) sex
>>150132418Rage is like, going "this can't be true" and destroying everything until you reach the truth, and that makes it associated with like, being an ungatard and negative emotions.Doom is uhhh idk inevitability and death and has some connection to SBURB's code or something.
>>150132821What would Sburb on console be like?
>>150134527Just get a cosplay, go to a con and meet new people. It's really not that hard (coming from an antisocial neet)
My friend convinced me to read Homestuck recently and they will not believe me about how much romance and melodrama is in it. It feels like they've memory holed all of it because I keep bringing up romance/shipping plots and moments and theyre like "oh I forgot about that"
>>150137404How do you forget that. Have they never seen the fandom ever
>>150137496Why do women love mermen incels but not irl ones
>>150137507Are most incels rich?
>>150136653Mine is very close to yours. I think this is maybe the funniest page in the comic
>>150133679I think in a Kumagawa-esque way Dave would always be destined to lose, but between shadow clone dave-jutsu and timestop leitmotifs on paper I think he could beat him
>>150137547The clones are a bit irrelevant because Johns just gonna send them flying with the wind, shadow clones just don´t cut it when your opponent got AOE. The potential timestops have more of a chance.
>>150137567Yeah I'm more counting on the clones to up the DPS given the limitations of the timestop and assuming they have something akin to healthbars and he can't just oneshot him a la Jack
>>150137540Caliborn would be my favorite character if I wasn't a vriskafag
>>150137608Man I love act 5 Vriska but her managing to be the most insufferable character in the worst act of homestuck (shes 8ack) instantly disqualifies her from being my favorite.
>>150136293Baseado y Rojopillado, best ship
>>150132385Karkat literally doesn't work with voice acting. His whole gimmick is the ambiguity of how upset/loud he is at a given moment.
>>150137242which cons do people even cosplay homestuck to
>>150137507being genocidal tends to be a dealbreaker
>>150137728Well I'm not american but probably the various comic cons and other ones where people walk around in cosplay
>>150137678That argument could be made about literally any character. Is dave really being stoic or just not using punctuation marks? Is John being sarcastic or genuine? Voice acting loses nuance in any scenario.
>>150137728Theres usually a pocket of them at any big enough con. Went to the SLC FanX a few years ago and they had a meetup, probably over 20 people
>>150137678you could tell he was pretty chill when talking to eridan
Forgive me if I don't remember the events clearly enough but I remember Dante Basco started reading Homestuck and because of it, Grey DeLisle did a voice recording as Vriska. However, she was NOT reading the comic, right?
>>150133780Callie is just accurately depicting Jane's giant bazongas, she probably doesnt even know what they areAlso kanaya is flat according to this mommyfags btfo
>>150137760Only some of them. Some of the characters are very clear cut.
>>150137507mermen incels arent real irl
>>150137970evil post
>>150137970you will cease immediately
>>150137769She had done voice lines for Rose and Vriska way back when VocalTwit was a thing. I think she has read the comic.Rose: https://files.catbox.moe/yewfb0.mp3Vriska: https://files.catbox.moe/9pdw4n.mp3
>vriska with big boobs>aranea with no boobscursed
>>150138128These are pretty good
>>150138150Kind of crazy these were recorded 13 years ago. Had a Homestuck animated series been around, people would have called for her to voice as either Rose or Vriska.
>>150138128good Rose, but there's only one Vriska va for me
>>150138170It's Rina-chan, isn't it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O77mUWhwwI
>>150138128this is how vriska wishes she sounded but she's more high-pitched and more highly-strung than this
>>150137900Isn't it what's on the inside that matters? I'm exactly like Eridan on the inside, is Grey skin and gills all it takes to get women these days?
>>150138128Hm guess I wasn't as clued in as I thoughtAll I remember was Dante Basco was like "oh shit, Rufio rep is in this comic?" And that's why he startedCouldn't remember if he also got other people reading it or if it was just "hey people say you'd make a good Vriska, can you do a recording?"
>>150138184that one's very good too, but I can't help but adore Vespa's performance in the Voxus adaptation
>>150138255It might be the case and the result was these voicelines.
>>150138128>>150138184vriska is supposed to be dramatic so I pictured her sounding like this https://youtu.be/3PvZbnKpy1M?si=tDKndl8PPoJKWpc1&t=327
>>150137575I love this image for reasons I cant explain, everyone looks so cute in there
>>150137575>pancakestein a killare insect fanartists allowed these days? I want to draw shit too
MOONRUNES!!!! MAKE MORE OF THE ELLITH MANGA PANELS!
>>150138656Moonrunes take your tiime… we love you. I found 3 very good images on desuarchive 2 can be found by searching her name
>>150138651>insect fanartistsI dont think anyone is going to bother you for drawing a few bugs
>>150138868eri is so romantic
If none of the characters have big tits I'm holding Vivziepop accountable.
>>150138947fuck I meant incest kek
>>150138948>>150138868wwhatevver>>150138656soon
Hussie's art really had regressed over the years, huh.
>>150139094I know, just messing with ya. You should be good regardless, some people rally behind pro-shipping or whatever its called, and even if not, why care what others have to say about your art
>>150139148ocean man these breasts are the best thing to grab by the sand
>>150139198>sollux putting the finishing touches on the ~ATH code that triggers at the end of the universe
>>150139489You mean the code that gets all their Lusus killed, the LE code was there already, nothing done on that.
>>150139514Is sollux stupid?
>>150139523Karkat was the one activating it despite his warning.
>>150139198>KK, im going to post cringe in general!
Are there any good resources for learning more about troll biology, their life cycle, how they grow up, etc
>>150139148I wish I could draw this well.
>>150139963whatever gives you bonersno, that's the only source there ever was.
>>150132867
>>150132982
>>150140918>>150132786
>>150140918
>>150140918You got a place you post?
>>150140918>>150141034You're unfathomably based
I wanna do a redraw from this image, who and what should it be?
>>150141034The fangs in that context are making me unwise.
>>150141746Spades Slick (Cyborg) and the Felt. (He´s pouring a pack of Scotties).
>>150140918Holly shit she looks great. Thank you.
I might stream doing homestuck art requests (NSFW too). So if you have any feel free to let me know. It will be a nice break from this [S] panel
>>150141929A follow up to >>150140918Aranea on her honeymoon laying on the bed in web themed lingere.
>>150141929Wolverine missile meme but it’s Alan strapped to the missile while Larry is on the ground with his finger on the launch button
>>150141929would love you lots if you drew dirkdave just hanging out being badass together or being goofy together or being matesprites together
>>150142308Larry, you gotta calm down, it was just a poster!
>>150141929Eridan shooting Karkat and Dave from Meat timeline, if you please?
New Reader: This Aranea girl is so much better than Vriska so far
>>150142560Maybe you should try killing yourself
>>150142751wtf
>>150142751typical vriska liker response
So Hazbin Hotel made their characters in Homestucks likeness...What if I drew some of ours in theirs...
Aranea was when I finally started to realize that I wasn't having fun reading Homestuck anymore.
>She's back
>She’s black
she?
>>150142751
me.
>>150142974It starts to feel really off when they get on this platform here >>150143238 and every time caliborn is not on screen it's literally just everyone staring awkwardly at each other with nothing meaningful to say
>she got back
why is aranea such a slut???
>Mindfang: 40F>Aranea: 38DDD>Vriska 20B
>>150143576smaller
>Mindfang: city block >Aranea: small building>Vriska: large planet
we're so back
>>150143683hey may not be able to handle a game development company, a kickstarter campaign, or legal conduct, but unc still got it
>>150141929>streamwhere?
>>150133494>development vs plot relevanceIt's weird because apparently Hussie could only do one or the other, never both.
>>150143683If it's SBAHJ, he's back. But drawing anything else? no.
>>150143683this is just sbahj with rtx
>>150143786I blame the number of characters. Also the fact the plot couldn’t be allowed to resolve. Well developed characters tend to be smarter. Would a more well developed gamzee have gone murderstuck? Would a jack with more intricate motivations decide to kill everyone?
>>150143683Gemmy/qa/ won
>>150143730probably picarto
karkat said this btw
>>150143870Its really because of the amount, yes, but also the amount of symbolism and in universe 'game mechanics' demands that everyone has their gimmick and certain aspects of them shown off. So that just makes these huge gaps of the story where everyone is sitting around talking or the interactive 'game' parts where you explore and talk to everyone. That shit comrpises a solid 1/3 of the entire comic and its entirely down to the classpect shit and symbolism and repeating micro/macrocosms he wants all the incarnations of a character to play out and this baloons when theres like 12 trolls cus there HAS to be for the zodiac. Its kind of retarded the more you think about it, im only ok with it because its very charming and theyre all fun to watch but on a story level hussie is right to be ashamed of it for making it so long and drawn out.
>>150136293built for pegging
>>150144152in hindsight, not filling out the entire zodiac with trolls would have not only led to less bloat in the story, but would have also been irresistible bait for people to make their own fantrolls for the signs that aren't shown in the story
>>150144096found and subed just in case if true. also thx for showing this platform
>>150144239that would've just triggered my ocd and made me angry at hussie desu
>>150144096>>150144245ok I think I found it too
>>150144239to be blunt, he didnt need to make the ancestors such a big part of the story. And the entire part where its like 2-3 hours of ancestor trolls in the interactive bit where theyre recruiting to fight lord english can just be wiped out totally. I hate to be that guy cus I like them as characters bbut all that shit added soooooooooooooooo much text to the story it just holds it back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPPR4uvZwKQ
>>150145049desu nearly doubling the cast with the alpha kids and dancestors was just a braindead move. i literally can't bring myself to care about any character after act 5
>>150143683Hussie must love insta reels
>>150143683Damn, how long has it been since the last one?
>>150132385Its just a giant middle finger to anyone who read the comic and thought it was alright, meanwhile its the first thing any modern fans will experience the story trough.
>>150145366he's getting up to date on all the latest memes
>>150145501I fucking hate togore so much. Worst meme ever.
John’s adventure continues
https://picarto.tv/MoonrunesTwitter/Starting stream. Cant talk so were just gonna watch internet historian in the background
>>150145297Shit, we're posting video essays? Alright.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD4edd95HvY
>>150145839Zzzz too boring put on some family guy subway surfers compilation
>>150145940>literally one minute in and the narrator is going "omg homestuck said "RETARD" and "FAG" a couple times we need a trigger warning :((((("faggot
>>150146017These are good and profound words that can teach you a lot
reminder that you can filter specific namefags in the settings on the top right
>>150141929Kuprum trying to force Folykl to take a bath
>>150146170>scared of my art and my genius I nurtured by rejecting wokeLmaoKeep your eyes full of leftist garbage, I don't want them on my work and advice (disregarding people with garbage-filled eyes is a Christian teaching btw)
>>150146181Inshallah he will bathe the unbelievers (in soap)
>>150146221the guy making the video IS woke you retarded namefag he was complaining that homestuck had slurs in it. kill all fucking namefags
>>150146506He’s drawing 4stuck rn which slings the faggot word like every other line
i wanna draw roxy eating another girl out
Welcome to the /hsp/ how tough are ya?
>>150145839>woke up just in timehell fucking yes! I'll make an account to follow you on here as well
>>150145839>I would like to drawpile with you.>Some day.
>>150146770i fucked >>150146221 in the ass
>>150136550Dave’s is the only cool one I will admit,
>>150146770I don't read the pesterlogs.
>>150147114w...what the fuck
>>150147114bro watched a very slow silent film version of homestuck
>>150147134>>150147176Akshully they stop referring to them as pesterlogs in like Act 6.
>>150143683[source needed]
>>150147307dialoglog is a subset of pesterlog through a different communicative medium
>>150145366anyone who views vertical video slop should be whipped
here u go anons
>>150146831Sorry all gays get increasingly owned by me. It must be a coping hallucination from seeing my ass dancing around as your life is crushed
>>150147494You are a beautiful person Moonrunes, I would make you a hamburger.
I really like Aradia.
>>150147566that sounds good rn actually lol
>>150147626If I wasn't drawing Helluva Boss stuff I'd be drawing you a hamburger.
>>150147494this is everything I needed and them some. thank you so much for filling everyone's requests, king. I hope you had as much fun doing them as it was watching you make them dave and dirk look adorable. I will treasure it forever!
did it really take a vivziepop show for jannies to stop deleting homestuck threads
>>150147693yes. yes it did. You don't get it man. For the last three or four years, Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel has had daily threads, sometimes multiple ones, every day. They reach the bump limit, and someone makes another, like clockwork. Theres a Charlie thread and a Stella thread that are popping off.With Homestuck attached, its now okay.
>>150147753meanwhile we were confined to eternal /aco/ threads. what the fuck lmao
Frame tweening is making me consider suicide wHY ISNT THIS PIECE OF SHIT RESIZING AAAAAAAA
>>150147494I love you.
>>150147804/aco/, megidochan, and 8-kun. Speaking, are we still using 8-kun?
>>150145501This is all well and good until you remember he’s 46
>>150147753why do jannies hate us so much? so much kino has come out of these threads
>>150147910We nearly reached MLP levels of Critical Autism but they were able to counteract it and break our backs at the end of the comic.
>>150147494Your art looks great man.
>>150147494Those are the suttiest pits I've ever seen good stuff, also adorable Striders.
>>150143683where's the evidence hussie made this?
>>150147804/aco/ threads that were watched for any sign of comic discussion rather than just posting porn, mind you
>>150147494
>>150148400How cruel to deprive Homestuck fans of their higher faculties>>150148386Only a legendary few can copy his style
>>150148386Official discord, there's a channel he's posting new art in
>Official Discord Server.Please.Please tell me its a joke.
>>150148506https://x.com/homestuck/status/1959695728600879614
>>150148524
My favorite Human and Troll ship from Space Days and Prisounebound
>>150148485wellwhere's the screencap fucko
>>150148564I could easily make a fake screencap, so that's not evidence. Just trust me bro
>>150148585it's better evidence than no screencap!
>>150148604
>>150148524Just imagine the twitlongers and Google docs that are gonna spawn from this place in a year’s time, it’s gonna be hilarious
>>150148685>the spit bucket but its the digital goon bucket
>>150148685>For some reason, Hussie called all the mods into a meeting where it was just him spinning his dick around in circles while he made banjo noises with his mouth.>You would think that would've been the straw that broke the camels back, but then he brought in an actual camel.
>>150148643what happened to his art?
>>150148770huss enver made full digital illustrations (not homestuck pages) by himself. he's also dropping the stuff unpolished.
>>150148770He is filled with the vigor of new beginnings but is still frayed around the edges from the years of neglect and self abuse.
>>150148643he has surprisingly more presence than i thought he would
>>150148978I almost want to go on there and ask Hussie what he thinks of the 4chan community of Homestuck. He got his start making /qst/ stuff, after all.Or, do the Tumblrinas still see 4chan as taboo?
>>150148994There was/will be a qna. That would be your chance. Not sure if it happened yet
>>150148524I wonder if Toby is lurking in there under a burner…watching…analyzing…
ONCE UPON A TIME ON TOP OF A MOUNTAINA BABY WAS SITTING IN A WATER FOUNTAINHIS NAME WAS larry AND HE WAS SUPREMEHIS BOOTY'S WERE COVERED IN PEACHES AND CREMETHAT STORY TODAY IS TOTALLY IRRELEVANTI'M A LESBIAN ALANI WANNA FUCK YOU OUT OF HATEMM-I WANNA FUCK YOU OUT OF HATE BECAUSE I'M RACHEL
>>150148819>>150148932his art was still pretty experienced back in the day
>>150149101meiko wtf rachel would never say this
>>150148767The new age Nero
>>150148538She'd jump on any alien's bones
>>150148766>the amazing digital goonbucket
>>150149113not digital very different skillsets, he can still draw like that even if super rusty. last year iirc.
https://mspfa.com/?s=64653&p=51Its done, it looks like shit, the audio didnt want to get exported with the fucking file so it runs separately, the rewind button refused to work no matter what i did, but its done. Im not doing another S page for this shit holy fuck.
>>150149465>https://mspfa.com/?s=64653&p=51Dude that is nice.
>>150149101Jesus this comic needs another female to goon to already before this rot runs too deeply.
>>150149465Badass
>>150149465nice!>>150149672its hard :(
>>150149928Considering this gang's reaction to a disheveled fatass who doesn't shower and sleeps on her ichor-covered floor, I somehow think it is not difficult to make a popular female character.
>>150149672We have too much Rachel brain rot. We need Maiko and a troll
>>150148978Whoa wtf what was this what did I miss?
>>150133315does anyone know what happened to this artist?
>>150149992She has a plush posterior so so it was said. She’s basically the perfect woman.
>>150150053>viz media lost homestuck licence>hussie getting big mspfas to be under his artist’s collective>hussie lets people sell merch and get patreon bucks for fan works>hussie taking over stuck-at-home con>homestuck cartoon pilot>site restoration in progress>official homestuck discordIncase you missed anything
>>150132659Gamzee makara doing a slam dunk with vriska's severed head
should mspapeople have necksdiscuss
>>150150442Every mspfa artist considers giving their characters necks at least once in their life but then they come to their senses
>>150150442Does he wear eye shadow?
Its so surreal watching the franchise I enjoyed in middle school getting revived and animated for a new audience (an audience of fellow zoomers is going to be a weird thing desu)
>>150149992>Considering this gang's reaction to a disheveled fatass who doesn't shower and sleeps on her ichor-covered floornow this is just rude
>>150150594The weird thing about homestuck is that outside of the first year or so, the audience has been pretty consistently teens, from zoomers to now gen alpha.
>>150150475they're eyebags I'm sure
So hear me out, we get jack noir to be voiced by michael kovach
>>150145364Kinda same here but with that said I think Caliborn and Roxy are great. But everyone generally agrees the story comes to a grinding halt.
>>150146770I think Caliborn did nothing wrong.
>>150150744
>>150147494the eriddan one is brave, gg and nice linework
>>150150770He genuinely didnt. A cherub needs to kill their sibling to survive. As lord english he only killed ghosts, who were stuck in an objectively terrible purgatory, and horrorterrors, who actively corrupt anyone they speak to. Even fatshaming Jane was just his attempt at flirting with her since cherubs only know kismitude.
>>150150802also Jane needed it cus she was surrounded by enablers and we dont have enough details about the masterpiece to conclude he behaved wrong in it either
>>150150807Dunno if its fair to call Jane's friends enablers when most of them didnt give a fuck about her. Roxy maybe but Dirk and Jake were off being buttbuddies and are basically stated to not talk to her for most of the session. In the masterpiece he is literally getting jumped in an 8 on one so he's completely justified in whatever dirty tricks he uses.
>>150150821I guess 'enabler' is wrong but since they were being distant you could say thats why she started stuffing her face and none of them were around to tell her to slow down.
>>150150847Caliborn was there for her.
>>150150802He did do something wrong though, he killed his sibling the wrong way as Cherubs are more or less meant to take full control of their body/mind, wiping out the second personality. Instead he used the games mechanics to have Calliope killed, which stunted him.Has me still curious how Alt Calliope did it, did she kill her Caliborn or proper predomination? And if done proper another question would be if that method leaves a Ghost Caliborn or if he was fully consumed.
>>150150900Adult cherubs are giant spess sneks iirc. alt calliope likely killed him the same way caliborn did.
>>150150744>Jack Noir>Noir is french for black.>Jack Black.Do i have to say it out loud?
>>150150913Adult Cherubs take that form for mating, otherwise they look like Lord English but with wings instead of strobe effects.
>>150150869indeed sometimes love hurts
>>150150772Tadc fandom will be a totally welcome addition to the well adjusted, mature, and reasonable adults of home-tale-pop
>>150150914I stand corrected, we have him voice someone else
>>150150959I'm fine with TADC I just think Kovach would be an awful pick to voice Jack.
>>150150965Get Caines guy in for Doc Scratch, that could be funny.
>>150150802>Even fatshaming Jane was just his attempt at flirting with her since cherubs only know kismitude.I know who my guy is, and this aint it
>>150150997Mans just winging it and making sure she's nice and plump for Jake.
>>150150900According to her she predominated, because she had no humans to talk to in that timeline to make her soft. That's apparently what the benevolent type cherubs are meant to be like. Really austere and aloof. They're all born to be scary beings.
Cute Cute
>>150148538Cute! Hoping Mallum doesnt go murder happy on her
>>150150475hes just sleepy
>>150151027>They're all born to be scary beings.I do kinda like how BC has been making that clear by Alt Calliope acting as another flavor of bad via outright posessions and bending the narrative, a cherub not neutered by emotions like normal Calliope is always bad for everyone around.
>>150149289You're thinking of Caligula.
>>150145049I'm just mad we never saw anything of how the main troll group was on Beforus, since they'd probably be much cooler people there.I like to imagine that Equius basically became troll santa, who appears out of nowhere to bless unfortunately crippled lowbloods with cool robot limbs. Nobody ever discovers who he is, but he becomes a popular legend and is genuinely happy with himself.
>>150150997He is literally me
TVDvriska is a mistake and the cancer of homestuck
>>150151312Queer.
>>150150442who is purplereign and why is she so based
>>150151326RETARDED HALFWIT AREN'T YOu?
>>150151312Posting this is a bannable offence in the official homestuck discord
>>150151042>more dirk art being madeoh fuck yes I take it back the pilot was a great idea
>>150151347>bannable offensethat's unironically hilarious that they need to make this a rule to defend the retard of the story
Just had a dream about Caliborn making music with the four kids, like a music video game
>>150151345>post-act 5 characterlol
>>150151347I can understand that honestly. If they’re not gonna make a dedicated Vriska containment channel then you might aswell ban that stuff outright
>>150151347are you sure it's the vriska part and not the whole entering a creator's discord to insult their work part?
>>150151405>I missed out on one of the top 5 characters in the comicnot something to brag about sweaty
>>150151466i refuse to read slopstuckhomestuck ends with john and vriska fucking in the dreambubble forever
>>150151480vriska doesn't deserve john
>>150150900Are we even sure that's shit's accurate, Gamzee was straight bullshitting.
>>150151522Gamzee wasn't saying a word, that Caliborn stunted his growth by predominating came from Hussie on the Terminal.
>>150132385>>150132214>>150145427Why are people talking like the pilot is already out? Is it?
>>150151559Oh and atop of it the fact that his method was completely unnatural in a way. He used the game to do so, something that i doubt Cherubs ever really have access to to eject his counterpart out into the dream bubbles by the soul/consciousness having no dreamself alive to go to. With how it sounded a normal predomination is the stronger willed cherub effectively absorbing his counterpart to become whole, but Caliborn fully rejected it so his maturations fucked.
ill reveal you some sacral knowledgetheres a thing called natal cards. They are literally the extended classpect explanaiton, lots and lots of text. bonus is a little ego boost
>>150151565It's not. It doesn't even have a solid release date yet.Some points that first guy you replied to makes are based on what we know from the teaser and things surrounding it. For instance, we have the cast list for the pilot, which does not include a narrator, so it's safe to assume that most of the narration will not be included. Some of those lines can be re-incorporated in dialogue or thoughts, but it's not quite the same.The gag he's talking about is the "How big is it?" conversation Dave has, which becomes a running joke. This can't happen in the same context for the animation because Dave is the one to tell John about the meteor.I could go on, but you get the point.
>>150151343Creusa Trimes a purple blooded sea dweller
>>150146826homestuck drawpile when?
>>150152107the perfect place for a feelings jam
>>150151347does this apply to other characters or is this like antisemitism laws where vriska is the only character you can't talk shit about but every other character you're fine to do so as you please
>>150152159One way to find out, go and talk shit about Jade.
>>150152197hey tez
>>150149101>>150149928>>150150442>>1501510904stuck is really getting it huhAnd this is before they even introduce any grays
>>150151480Very gay of you. Caliborn is Hussie's last great artistic creation and you don't have the willpower or mental fortitude to ever know why, so I pity you.
>>150151646>He used the game to do soThis never fully made sense to me, how did killing her dream self kill her whole personality? Its not like consciousness has ever been trapped in the dream self before, we see the trolls get killed while awake as their dreamselves and they wake up on the meteor just fine
>>150152468But why is he so damn ugly
>>150152478Its entirely a technicality:>Caliborn gets his Jack to kill Calliope while she's awake.>Next time Calliope goes to sleep theres no Dreamself.>Instead goes to a dream bubble just as then Caliborn wakes up.>Caliborn predominates because the second personality/person is no longer there, which is going by the swirls a actual physical change.>This locks Calliope out and so she's dead.She basically got killed while she was writing her goodbye to Roxy also, so with the dreamself asleep and due to how Cherubs work Caliborn effectively evicted her.Also as im typing this i realize i pulled a Caliborn on someone in SS13 once by fixing schizophrenia as the added personality in charge, funny.
>>150152520because he's forced to share a face with his bitch sister poor guy :(
>>150152533Yet he still channels the tragic loss of his sister into his art, what a guy.
>>150150914>everyone makes a joke about the name Jack Noir/Jack Black>not a single joke on how Jack is a french man who hates frogs
>>150152661I'll be honest, i forget they hate frogs half the time.
>>150152468>>150152602caliborn is a lot more better guy than callie. while later thought she has friends, in reality all she did was partake in destroying john's marriage, do absolutely zero impact to main plot, poisoned post scratch kids with her juju. calliopee actually thinks shes a great person, despite being persona-less attention-whore. while her brother, who she hates more than he hates her, is actually a great guy with ambition and will to improve, create and fulfil his visionalso hes bros with dirk.
>>150152827Small problem being that his ambition is omnicide.
>>150152836well, what can i say? callie is a passive player, she would NEVER, NEVER EVER do something herself, leaving everything to diebtw i noticed how her mindset is 100% fits to undertale fan
>>150152836again, we never see him kill a living, morally good character. Only ghosts, horrorterrors, and Hussie.
>>150152827>partake in destroying john's marriageshe's too passive to even give her credit for that. John fucked it up himself and Roxy filled the void with the most bland, inoffensive person she could because she knows Callies to sad and lonely to ever leave her.
>>150152871>John fucked it up himselfhe just didnt had enough LUCK to safely steal his nephew/brother away from his fucked up family
>>150152852Calliope would be the type that misses the legitimacy of a neutral run and want you to go full pacifist on the first playthrough, true.>>150152862Do we count him posessing Alpha Jack?
>>150152197how does this motherfucker manage to be likable despite all his crimes?
>>150152941good in bed
>>150152941he's just that funnyalso he gets violently maimed several times to balance it out
>>150152941Its hard to hold all of that against him when you know the universe itself had him put into that role, no chance to be any different.
well i for one hate gamzee
>>150153020We know, Kanaya.
>>150153016it would be really messed up of the game to design a session where one kills everyone else on purpose. are you sure he isn't just mis-using his classpect?
>>150153082Anon, this is the same game that encourages kids to die atleast once to "power up".So yes, Skaia gives no fucks, only that things happen as they're meant to be.
>>150153082>>150153126it's also the game that kills your parents, and pounds your homeplanet into dustand if your species is too successful to be killed off by blowing up one planet it's most powerful NPC installs a galaxy-wide species delete button and then slams it with glee
>>150153210And if that wasn't enough Carapacians move into the ruins to rebuild it for themself after being exiled. The game is a trickster that propagates the reproduction of Genesis frogs, ensures its own continuation and spreading the Carapacian race across all realities.
>>150153082>>150153210This is where homestuck and its meta stuff get odd.The game is separate from lord english and his plotting, as are the first guardians technically.Bec for example, was no some evil basard like scratch.
Speaking of tavvy, I honestly want a scene where Jade and John acknowledge how bizarre that they now have a little brother One who was born by their grandparents/parents who are also the same age as them
>>150153331no, get john transitioning scene and jade being even bigger bitch
>>150153353:(
>>150153082Death is natural, part of the cycle and part of the whole. You can not become a god of the new universe unless you can accept this.
>>150153319First Guardians are connected to LE though as the schemes involving his birth also create the Green Sun powering them, and the fact the Green Sun gets destroyed alongside to take him down i feel like First Guardians aren´t a game mechanic that always happens.Alternatively, First Guardians/LE are roles and that reality/The Game/Skaia has them happen at one point of any session, the guardians end up enabling events to play out and lead to "a" Lord English, which takes the role of clean up towards the end of a series of sessions so theres a clean template going forward once again.Thats right, he´s the fucking janitor.
>>150153742Fucking jannie clean up the horrorsharties…
>>150153742Could Green Suns be linked to the Lord class?
>>150153801Clean up on Paradox Space 9, we got a Dream Bubble spillage.>>150153809Who knows, it could simply be the power source of choice for this set of sessions and another set might instead have a Orange Quasar, my thought is simply that these are roles that happen one way or the other to enable what they ultimately have to, then a Lord rises that took the Choice of Conqueror to wipe the template clean once again (In the Homestuck session(s) this was clearing out all the Dream Bubbles, culling Horrorterrors and the excessive amount of dead players.) with a alternate Muse that took the other choice that ultimately puts the guy down once his jobs effectively done.Course especially said Lord will see this as them controlling reality to come into being, but really reality just allows it because thats the role they have to play. There is nobody with actual freedom.
Oh How I Love My Wife
>>150153976please refer to>>150137970
MIVNOL TAKE RELEASEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT49kUpENl0
>>150154377Mivnol make me mpreg give me a baby that’s you
I have had a DB tab open for like a week, agonizing over if I should enter or not; there's no way I won't make an ass out of myself, and worse, I might like it...
>>150154510Who will you play as?I've been as "Petition!" Caliborn
>>150154553Some variant of Eridan, but I've no clue, it's part of what I'm agonizing over
>>150154510What’s db?
>>150154605Oh dreambubble.xyz
>>150154619It's a roleplaying website where you can play as the kids. You can play as the regular Homestuck kids, trolls, guardians, midnight crew, anonymous, original characters, all of that.Caliborn is going around asking for someone to sign his petition to send calliope into the sun.
>>150154676Can´t forget the drawing.
>>150154691Needs some names filled inLike caliborn, honk friend, toad goblin 10, etc
>>150154691You can add images to the prefixes. I use that as my reference.
>>150132130So hot
I had a Vriska earlier today. "Ultimate Badass!" >"HEY SPIDER BITCH, CAN YOU SIGN MY PETITION?"
>>150154918It's a damn shame vriska and caliborn never spoke
I would love to violently murder vriska
>>150155137How violently?Beating to death or will there be some cutting/stabbing? Little bit of tearing?Will you make it sexual?
I love Vriska the most !
I am so indifferent to vriska
>>150152941Eh, I say that he becomes insufferable at the end of HSStill would say he’s a great character but I didn’t feel sad at all when he finally got CHAINSAW’D to death
>>150155765This is art
>>150155765Thank you, Terezi. Very cool.
>Hussie making a discord server where he can freely groom as many underage Vriska cosplayers as we wants
>>150155962my sides
>>150155962Booplesnoot is already running on borrowed time
>>150156113lel, she hasn't posted since aug 10, Hussie suck the life out of her. RIP
>trolls live in a caste based system>they rapidly reproduce>home planet has 0 safety regulations>you can easily spot a troll by the way they type>were under the rule of english>an entire blood caste was genocided because english despised themWhy did Hussie make trolls Indians?
>>150156302Do they shit in the streets?
>>150156396I can only assume the dancestors did. My HERO CHADiborn would never let them shit on the street.
>>150156423Kankri would never shit in the streets. He is a fine crustaceous man. He would shit in the river, as God intended.
>>150156438He doesn´t shit, he´s just full of it.
>>150156488And Fem Kankri is full of tit.
>>150156396Lusii bring back massive shits to use as christmas trees, so someone does
>>150156510Probably the brown bloods.
>Fem! Vantases have the biggest breasts of them all.>Male! Maryams have the biggest schlongs
>>150155951>Alan being kept like some sort of leia slaveWho would do this?Hard Mode: Not Rachel
>>150156581His patron troll, a fuchsia blood that wants an exotic pet
Now I got Femkri on the mind...
>>150155251Cartel style dismemberment and beheading. She owes me three dollars
>>150156126NOW I can get behind your johnrose
>>150155951why can't alan catch a break, bros
>>150157135Extremely horny jade and prudish Dave is the best combo
Dave, Bro, Dirk, and Bro, all poured one out for Hulk Hogan
>>150157289>all the striders are shitheads pretending to be good peopleYeah sounds about right given that they're Hussie's self inserts.
>>150157289So based
Do we know when the pilot is yet. Like I know it's this month but late, mid, early?
>>150156525But the female maryams already have the biggest schlongs. Fem vantas tits are gonna be as tiny and bubbly as their horns
>>150157209He needs to suffer so he can eventually get his happy ending.
>>150157416>alan is a doom playerpoor guy
>>150157303Socialism is when buy no espensive shoes
>>150157446Fitting for a 4chan user.
>>150157451Mister "I'm a socialist" drops a grand on shitty shoes but won't pay his employees.
What if
>>150157481Cruelty squad is dave and sollux’s baby
>>150157530Can't be, Dave is Hussie's self insert and Cruelty Squad is a finished game.
>>150157478Fat fuck
>>150157557
>>150157497>Diky
>>150157756Do you think it's pronounced 'Dick-y' or 'Dyke-y'?
>>150157568>How Eridan sees himself:
>>150157856Chad shit
>>150157391No, it's the inverse. Smaller horns, bigger breasts.
>>150157923lowwbloods are just hoof beasts in the shape of trolls so it makes sensevvisually bulge inducin since they cant fill quadrants smartly
>>150157923>>150157971wwait shit thats the wrong way around
>>150157971>>150157983Leave the thread Eridan, you screwed up
>>150158164*wwalks out of the thread*
I will continue to listen to Superego until morale improves
Get ovver here>>150159258
