LOL
>>150138776
>Jizz on donuts>Your wife gives it to random women and her brother.What is Sue's endgame here? Total Reed harem?
>>150138926yeah I don't get that because why is she handing them out
>>150138776Funnyroo
>>150138776>tastes amazingDoes cum even have a taste?
>>150138776stop raping my dog nigga
>>150138989Sue is a lucky woman
It’s always sai
>>150140274like salty milk and coins
>>150140274Depends on what you eat.I remember a guide someone posted of various foods you could eat to make your cum taste better, but I never saved it.
>>150140274 Cum in your hand and eat it, you'll find out.
>>150140274Depends on what you eat, but mainly a very faint mushroomy taste.
>>150138776Why would you bust a but on food and leave it for people to find?
>>150140274>>150140418Eat nothing but pineapple for a few days. Hoes love pineapple cum.
>>150140458How else are you supposed to trick children into eating it?
>>150138989I was about to say there's no way they'd fit around, but then I remembered he can morph his dick
>>150138776>>150138989I am not liking Reed's redesign. Just by looking at him, he's almost like Mr. Enter as a self-insert.
>>150138776We know who gave Jhonny that donut
>>150140458Reed Richards and Susan Storm are furries.
>>150140637>Eh Johnny, git ova ere I got sum donuts>Extra glaze, just the kind you like>Aw thanks Ben what's the occasion>Just wanna show my appreciation Flamehead>Man these are kinda salty though>Eh they're sea salted brings out the sweetness
>>150140391>>150140418>>150140455>>150140471Why do you fuckers know the taste of cum?
>>150141943
>>150141884heh
>>150138800Butthurt twittertard detected
>>150142007twitterfaggots are the ones telling these jokes, retard
>>150140455>mushroomyanon… you might want to see your doctor.
>>150138776>>150138989Why doesn't she eat them herself? Is she stupid?
>>150140621I thought the same thing lmfao
>>150142007self-report
>>150138776As if Johnny's unfamiliar with the flavor.
>>150141943there's an entire cookbook focusing on semen as an ingredient. There's a lot of literature on this subject.
>>150142266There’s 21+ donuts here, she doesn’t want to be fat
>>150138776There we go.
>>150144083Kekekekek nice anon
>>150143449>Marjorie LieI'm so sick of fag hags.
>>150143449What the fuck.
>>150138776Do we hate Rivalsfags now?
>>150138800Sex is funny. Just inherently comical. All those fluids and noises and weird bags of skin.
>>150138926>What is Sue's endgame here?Feeding them to Namor? How is there not art of that yet if this is a thing?
>>150143449If they had Peter and Johnny fuck on page, it would be way less gay than what they already have going on.
>>150147003By the old law of the Egyptian Pharaohs, that would make Namor Reed's bitch.
>>150147097Sadly, I don't think Rivals fans would know who Rama-Tut is, so they won't draw him in the background laughing as Sue feeds Reed's semen to a seaman.
>>150143449Why did Spider-Man take off like that? It's just a DVD with a bro.
>>150147097There's got to be at least one universe where the FF-Namor dynamic is exactly the same, only with Namor lusting for Reed instead of Sue
>>150138776>>150138989>>150140274Lame. They should have said it tastes FANTASTIC.
>>150146461/co/ is a Rivals board. If you don't like it you can gitttt out.
>>150144083
>>150147238See:>>150147175
>>150138800Why do zoomers hate sex so much
>>150143449Wow making the human torch a flaming fag. They're so clever. Real geniuses. Now they need to do Iceman and Johnny in a Will & Grace type book and they'll truly have broken new ground in making unoriginal Tumblr shipping OOC dogshit.
>>150140274Mines are sweet. Others are bitter, my ex was salty
>>150147238I like this one. Like he's embarrassed but still oddly excited about the weirdly good flavor.
>>150138800The joke is sex is all so tiresome
>>150147292Sour grapes.
>>150140621I like it mainly because it makes me laugh at how people are going ga ga for him.
>>150147175I don't get it why would you purposeful use the same word from the name of the group to describe the flavor. It's confusing and frightening and it doesn't help to set the porn at all
I thought this was a joke about doughnuts making you fat for a second or two.
>>150147238lol, really took it to the next step. If only more people outside of this thread saw this edit.
>>150148329It's the beard that really throws it off for me. I know Mr. Fantastic has been shown with facial hair for a while now. But I much prefer him clean shaven.
>>150148476I thought it was a joke about men looking out for each other's physical health while women "encourage" other women to be fat slobs to weed out competition.
>Rivals.Who are the next heroes? Daredevil and Angela?
>>150138989>Ladies, get you a man who'll..
>>150147316Might as well include Peter Parker in the mix. Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends With Benefits!
>>150148736I still can't believe we don't have clean rips of this movie, it supposedly bombed but superman's already on digital?
>>150147292>>150147515The "joke" is literally characters consuming other people's bodily fluids. It's ugly, it's gross, and if that's sexually repressed puritanic virginity or whatever then I can live with that.
>>150147292They aren't having it
>>150141943Also why are these answers so varied? It just smells like bleach. Why would someone consume it?
>>150148639Supposedly every sufficiently large group of female friends always has a "designated fat friend" they keep around to make the rest of them look better.
>>150147141>It's just a DVD with a bro.Anon. It's a sex tape. Johnny's sex tape.
>>150146427He got freaky with aliens. That is nothing compared to this.
>>150138800fpbp /thread
>>150149891>>150138800you will never become a meme
>>150149931he's right tho
>>150148787If yours smells like bleach, sweetie, you're doing food wrong
>>150150823That's what it typically smells like. And apparently healthy sperm should smell like that due to it's alkalinity and amines it contains.
>>150147175>>150147287
>>150151043That's it, we've reached the summit.
>>150151043>>150151066Send this to Neggoartz.
>>150138800>>150148777it's funny. cum is funny.sex is funny.butts and wieners are funny. Humans have understood this for thousands of years.If you don't recognize that, it's because you're missing a piece of your soul.
>>150138989not once has reed been able to harden his plastic form. he has a rubber hose for a dingdong lol
>>150151141He has literally made himself into a water slide for his kids alongside basic bludgeon instruments like maces and hammers
>>150138776why does she love it but he hates it
>>150151223Because sexism and homophobia.
>>150140274I imagine cosmic radiation affected Reed's cum to taste delicious as well as produce incredibly powerful children
>>150148768It comes out in late September
>>150149015What a lazy design. I hope that being was from a paralell world where cambrian creatures evolved into the dominant species?
>>150151924Yes, the twist from that story was that they weren't in anorher planet like they initially believed, but an alternate Earth
>>150138989Ok, that was awesome.
>>150147238Lol
>>150151155You're such a fucking retard
>>150151924they're from an earth that dodged the other planet so their earth had no moon
