>MU everyone likes just because a likeable character beats a widely disliked character >Turns out the Disliked character actually wins the fight Should a controversial outcome dictate if a MU is valid or not?
Let's never talk about last thread.
Humans > Aliens
>>150141631A-Train would make Lida his bitch. It would be even more funny if the death was disrepectful as fuck.
So how much wank did Ruby get in her trailer? Or rather how hard did they suck her clit because she's not losing lmao
Could superman defeat the bush?
>>150141631Behold /dbg/'s role model
My one loyalty is to the empire. It is my duty to enforce its unlimited will. Any resistance shall be- wait a minute.... by the SUN DISK, IS THAT A HUMAN PUSSY?! A GLISTENING, PINK SUB-WALL LEVEL CLAM WHICH WILL CONDEMN MY DWINDLING SPECIES TO EXISTENCE AS MERE HALF-BREEDS, OUR OWN DNA DIMINISHING UNTIL IT'S NAUGHT BUT A MEMORY? FORGET THE EMPIRE, FORGET MY RACE, I'D SACRIFICE MY ENTIRE IDENTITY JUST TO GET A SINGLE TASTE OF THAT SWEET EARTHLING NECTAR! YABBA DABBA DOO I'M GOING IN!
invincible is incredibly boring for DB matches because it's yet another cosmology wankfest where 99% of all relevant fighters are flying bricks
*Solos you and every verse you like*
NIGGERS KEKS NIGGERS KEKS BBC SHARTY NIGGER CUM BBC KEK
>the STRONGEST verse in all of composite fiction
AHH HELP ME DEATH THE KID HELP ME BLACK STAR I CAN'T SOLO SOMEONE WHO OUTRAN THE FLASH
>>150141690He unironically won. Everyone uses his debate tactics and scaling.
>Maka is ugly!>Maka is flat! >Maka is a cuck!Shut up.ALL OF YOU (Yes every single one of you) would instantly fold and fall head over heels for this cutie if she woke you up with a delicious breakfast Also female Cucks don't work the same way as Male cucks, most of your Maka cuck jokes don't work because those are just Simon/kratos style cuck jokes adapted for Maka
>>150141689HW or Dubya?
>>150141704>Jobs to telekinesis Is that true? So any Jedi can beat him?
>>150141713Crona is hotter.
>>150141713Crona is the better GF despite being male
>>150141735No
Soul Eater Vs RWBY numbers according to Death Battle >Soul Eater -Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (7,428 miles)-Black Star can dodge Lasers-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves>RWBY -Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash-Ruby can casually kick with a force of 11 Tons of TNT
>>150141697WOOOOOW she has VERY big red CUNNY eyes FILLED with CUNNY lust i would like to SUCK on her CUNNY nipples and TICKLE her other cunny nipple AND THEN kiss her on the MOUTH with milk (from CUNNY tit) on my mouth AND then I WOULD like to GRAB her by the NECK and lift her UP and take out my BLC (big LANTERN COCK(14.28 inches)) AND have sex (rape) WITH her in her VAGINA (pussy) until SHE cums and then I WILL melt HER with my CUM and absorb her DIRECTLY into my blood stream and DRAIN her loli QUEEN life force
>>150141631Who's the least liked? Is it A-Train? Aren't they giving him a redemption arc because blacks can't do wrong?
>>150141767>Blake scales to her toxic boyfriendShe was jobbing tho, she and her lesbo were jobbing
Post OCs that can beat INCELsior
The problem with Maka is not that she is a cuck. It's THAT SHES BATSHIT INSANE
OUR KINGOUR GODOUR HEROREMEMBER THISEVERYONE ELSE IS IRRELEVANT
>1000 posts/dbg/ is STRONG...
>>150141805imagine tweaking Maka's tiny nipples
>over 1000 postsAnti-SHITpiral lost.
>>150141815>Thor lost to a w*manReplace him with someone betterLike Simon or Hal
>this place
>>150141845I like to think her nipples are big despite her small tits and she's super embarrassed about them
>>150141793Reminder THIS was the 1000th post.
>>150141859Kek. Saved.
>>150141865Saiyans are so fucking weak it's embarrassing...
How very much like Emperor Mark, making promises he doesn't keep. Just like he let Immortal become his past self's problem.
>>150141708
>>150141860>small tits big areola combo FUARK MY COCK JOBBED
>+1000 posts on a random day/dbg/? The TRUE successor and next generation of /dbs/'s prime.
>>150141800>>150141263
>>150141689No one can defeat the bush. It gives us all BOUNDLESS strength by giving characters the BOUNDLESS KEK FORCE.
>>150141859
>>150141895MADOKA AND BARBATOS YOU NEED TO RUN RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
>>150141707Loses to The Bakery
>>150141878A wise emperor rescinds prohibitions if demand is high enough
>>150141895A sensual SUNDAY DATE for Barbatos!
>>150141805>"MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE RUBY! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG!"
Future Gohan vs the Evil Invincibles would’ve been a better fight
ENOUGH. Post /dbg/'s national bird.
>>150141916I can't wait for Maka to scramble Ruby's eggs...
>>150141697...at the "be weak" contest, being the only contestant.
Goku and Superman? The main characters.Kratos and Asura? The main villains.Ben and Hal? The annoying recurring joke enemies.Hulk and Godzilla? Side-characters with a dedicated focus arc.Thor? Recurring friendly rival.Knull, Madoka and Barbatos? The wacky fan-favorite background running gag characters.
Biggest cock in all of Bleach last digit
>>150141794I'm just posting the numbers DB used for each verse in their respective episodes
>>150141940KWAB! SHITEACHBROS?!?!?!
>>150141940KWABAROO!
I want my character to win by just thinking that their opponent instantly dies as well as their entire verse by just pointing their finger as they are no longer a character to me they are a representation of my own power fantasy.
>>150141940DICKLETShida
>>150141940bleachbros....
Who would be the ideal Marvel character to fight Superman?
Knvll will win. I just know it.
>>150141691This is literally me but will Black women instead
>>150141697Nope, she's below wall level. She loses to Goku.
>>150141713MaKEK by the end became a happy KEK. She would beg you to KEK her after a short while.
>>150141940
>>150141966>Who would be the ideal Marvel character to lose a Death BattleI dunno pick any of them. Sentry I guess, no one cares about him.
>>150141966Sentry, Thor or HulkBut Superman would win those fights
Okay, since we have a little bit of distance from the insanity of last thread, if Thragg could destroy Earth with even less than .2% of his power, then why did he make a threat like, 37 Viltrumites (some severely injured to be fair) being enough to tear the Earth in half?He should have said that he could personally destroy the Earth with as much effort as it takes for a human to manually breathe.
>>150141954ENTER!
I'm such a flat, ugly cuck. Please... fvark my boyfriend...
Discuss Denji vs Maka NOW.
>>150142003Because Space Racer's gun is stronger than any number of viltrumites.
>I love you anon
>>150141940KEK!
>>150141966Thor or Sentry.
>>150142010Lucina...
>>150141986Female cucks still get dick, and might even get better privileges than the other women.That's why You can compare them with Male cucks
>>150141935Where would Bill and Discord be in this?
Bring me Kekarot
KWABAROONEY BOO!KEKAROONEY ROO!KLOCKADOODLE DOO!KRACKALOONEY LOO!
>>150141925It's the cuckoo
>>150141966They'll probably do Sentry or Thor next year.
>>150142018M-Maka... Please be my Girlfriend...
Powerscaling is retarded and gay.
>>150141713Cuckqueen jokes are funnier.
>>150142005>Jobbel
>>150141966Thor or Hulk. Sentry's too on the nose
>>150142018>Gross, where's the pink haired femboy?
Imagine if Thor vs He-man was announced
I am NOTHING without crossover scaling...
>>150141966Hyperion
>>150141707>the STRONGEST verse in aaaaAAAAIIEEEE *SPLAT*https://youtu.be/zRx_gc2h8o8?t=702
>>150142016I was being rhetorical, begging the question. Death Battle's approach for stating characters is just fundamentally broken.
>>150142058Gozilla...
Everyone below this post will destroy SOUL'S BUSSY while MaKEK records the whole thing, getting absolutely NO DICK herself because she's the KEKQUEEN of /dbg/.
>Gozilla
>>150141966Captain MarvelSuperkek jobbing to a woman would be funny
>>150142018Me during my first date with Maka
>>150142018No way fag
What are some great matchups that aren't two guys directly duking it out but still a fight (besides Ash vs. Yugi this season)? I'd like to see Arcadia vs Yamato.
>>150142060>Thragg binds SCP 3812 with a metafictional rope, pulls him down to the same narrative stack and rips him in half
>>150142013The strongest Cuckqueen in history vs the strongest cuckold of today
>>150142090Rudo vs Shirou would be a lot of ranged attacks that would end up devolving into a fist fight.
THE VILTRUMS FUARKING LOST
>>150141979Thor...
>>150142018Maka, go ask someone else to be you and Soul's BVLL. I'm monogamous. I will not engage in your cuckqueen fetish.
>>150142071>>150142074Of course the first post following is SISSYza. He's going to suck Soul dry.
>>150142058LORDnic...
>>150141701KYLEbro brw
Imagine Yoruichi losing her death battle episode
The world was wide enough, for Black Spiderman, and me
Last digit is KYLE RAYNER's length
>>150142145Thor will riot.
Boku no pico but it's Eddie Brock and Crona
>>150142149DekuCHAD won at the end>Best Hero>Hot girlfriend(s)>Popular and iconicNo amount of waggie and cuck memes will defear DekuCHAD
>"O-Oh my God...I didn't mean...Class 1-A said they were strong...it was just a light tap..."
last digit biggest length in naruto/boruto (the entire verse)
>>150142149There's a Spiderman counterpart that is just Ochako. Do with that what you will.
>>150142018>Kiss Maka>Hug Maka>Go on dates with Maka>Have lots of fun with Maka >Romantic Lovemaking with Maka >Play with her flat chest a lot Cuckqueen? I don't know what you're talking about anon
>>150142076Can they even find something for Carol that pushes her to the same stats they gave GvS3 Superman?
>>150142149Deku? Darkseid's manager.
>>150142172Sorry Hal, but she would just make you have sex with Arisia while she watches.
>defear
>>150142158This guy looks like he fucks Black Queens
>>150142172Gee Chrona you look kinda different new haircut?
Deku never became the number 1 hero.
One of the things that bothers me about the ending of Invincible is that the CoP has TechJacket on their side. One that has gotten massive upgrades and has grown his own physical strength as well (his suit magnifies his stats, when he kills the Alt Mark he's still fairly beginner iirc).How could this busted as hell TechJacket not obliterate most of the NeoViltrumite Empire's forces just on his own?It is weird because the majority of the force of the Mark's empire are the categorically presented as weaker Thraxian-Viltrumites.I get that Kirkman just wanted to wrap things up and paint Mark as a gracious and principled leader, but it still seems like something that he could have avoided by just utilizing a different threat.
>>150142194KWAB!
Deku gave up his powers and was alone for eights years. Ochako is like a super zoomer. She went through so much big hero cock in that time.
>>150142162Man, the amount and the way they draw blood in Invincible is funnyThe characters are full of ketchup
>>150142190He only fucks pink femboys
>>150141631Pretty much any of the characters from The Boys Universe (comic or show) get folded by any character from a real Superhero universe.A-Train would get his ass handed to him by anyone from the BNHA universe.
>>150142161>Best HeroNever became the number 1 he couldn't even break into the top 3 >Hot girlfriend(s)>(s)He never declared his feelings to Ochako or anyone for that matter, outside of a handshake he never did anything romantic with Ochako at all, let alone multiple girls >Popular and iconicHe never won a single popularity contest, always losing against Bakugou or Todoroki, and in the final global Poll he lost again to Bakugou
>>150142245You don't want this fight Spidey...
ENOUGH LAST DIGIT IS DEKU'S SIZE
>>150142161>Never ranked best hero>Only interaction with a girl was an awkward handshake 7 years after he lost his powers (she avoided him to live with the tulpa serial killer who lives in her head that she showed more love towards)>Literally forgotten in universe and in real lifeDekuck lost
>>150142231The fact Bakugo is getting a real life bronze statue in Japan for winning despite being the cause of most of Deku's mental problems is hilarious. He cucked Deku mentally and won.
>>150141631Iida holds one of the biggest anti-feats for the whole series.He just barely breaks the sound barrier, moving in one straight line, while Todoroki is acting as an auxiliary cooling system. And it STILL results in him blowing his own legs out.The bad part is they already said earlier he was faster than Gran Torino in bursts, and everyone acts like breaking the sound barrier is something unprecedented. So people try not to think about it cause it calls scrutiny to the speed of the entire setting.
>>150142254why the hell is this a meme
My Hero Academia is the gayest fucking shit ever. Discussing who’s the gayest cuck in the verse is futile because at the end it all boils down to one answer: the fans.
>>150142161Wanna know something funny? He's a shit tier tactician that would get mogged 8/10 by fucking Ash and Yugi despite how much they tried to make him sound like this genius tactician in the manga and Death Battle
TRYING AGAINTHIS TIME LAST DIGIT IS BAKUGO'S SIZE
>>150141896wrong the bush loses to goku
>>150142260Suddenly Mach 10 All Might doesn't seem all that farfetched
ENTER
>>150142271
>>150142278Ochako is lucky...
>>150142271Based.
>>150141895Who keeps pushing this wet fart? He was such a nothing of an event, fucking Immortal Hulk outsold his shit and it wasn't even an event.
>>150142278BVLLkugo
>>150142290Goku never kissed his wife. He loses to the bush.
>MHAHulk solos.
>>150142315Surely he has acid resistance...?
>>150142221In their defense, you do have to exaggerate to counter the issue of inconsistent printers for print comics. It looks worse when it is on a screen as a result.
>>150142312nopehe fucked herthe cuckush loses
>>150142315>AIIIIEEEEEE WHY HULK NO HEAL FROM ACID!KWABOOTY
>>150142304lol Ewing is the one who keeps pushing him. He likes Knull and the King in Black stuff
>>150142327
3-0 guy where are you
>>150142315So are you going to be backing any other characters from the Hulkompendium for Death Battle appearances?
>MHAsissies are hereWho let them out of their cages?
>>150141631Why Freiren vs Tiki is Peak
>JOBcid Couldn't even burn batGAWD's cape
>>150142224There's canonically a 50/50 chance Crona's a woman. Why does femCrona porn always get tagged as rule_63?
>>150142251Miles is a fraud. Spidey can take Deku.
Hulk could LITERALLY destroy the MHA universe by clapping. No hax matters at that point.
>>150142367Just like the internet, if it is unclear, default to male.
>>150141631There is no life in the void.Only death.
>>150142367Crona with cock is hotter than Female Crona
>>150142366>Batman beat an entire floor full of crocodilesSONICSISTERS EMERGENCY MEETING NOW.
>>150142260Uh uhm the sound barrier is actually Mach 5 in MHA's universe.
>>150142254>>150142278No wonder Ochako ditched Deku for Bakugou
>>150142367Blame the author.
>>150142367He's male in the dub
Johnny Joestar LOST.
>>150142327>>150142340Acid didn't even kill him in the story where killing him wouldn't have mattered anyways.
>>150142389The one who threw that rock?
>>150142396He died in the alien crossover, therefore he has no plot armor against acid in crossovers.
>>150142389Friendly reminder he died to the rock disease and that the rock on his head was literally placed there by a stand to cover this fact
Apparently Fan Battle has made a video for Vilgax vs Ridley.Is that even a popular match up?
Goku vs Sonic is next
>>150142327Mina is a KEKQUEEN like Maka. Her boyfriend loves BakuCOCK and FuwASS.
Mach 10 All Might btw.>B-But muh travel speedThat was a cope invented by MHAfags.
Sonic gapes Goku and his verse neg diff btw
>>150142427Out of all the possibilities this is one of the least likely ones.
>>150141631That every fight where someone tries to "put Midnighter in his place" without researching him first.
>>150142396Didn't he get reduced to a limbless torso begging for help and Red Harpy had to kill him to reset his healing?
>>150142434I puts into perspective how much a lot of settings are just wanked to crazy degrees past the author's comprehension.By which I mean, all settings are powerwanked too hard.
>>150142440NTA but eh not really. There are obvious similarities so its more up there in terms of possibility of actually happening.
>>150142434Still way faster than JJK, All Might solos.
>>150142461I meant as the next match.
>>150142452Hulkbros don't talk about that
WHo is your favorite 0-3 watch character
>>150142452You're not supposed to actually read the comics
>>150142495Goku
>>150141917Future Gohan couldn't kill a single one.
>>150142452S-SHUT UP!
>>150142452HULK BROS DISCORD NOW, WE HAVE TO SPIN THIS...
>>150142452Hulksisters EMERGENCY MEETING
>>150142260Reddt-tier cope. Actual measured feats on-screen trounce a writer not knowing what numbers mean. Unless you think Cyborg's sound cannon is a universe buster.
>>150142495I believe in megaman.
How did we become such SCHOLARzos? We are so smart and mentally ill. No wonder the JOBnnies try to avoid us.
>My Pity Win Academia
ENOUGH LAST DIGIT IS NARUTO'S SIZEBIGGEST IN HIS VERSE BTW
>>150142544KWAB
>>150142434The meltdown to this was hilarious
LAST DIGIT IS SIMON'S SIZE
>>150142505watch you fucking retardthat they are 0-2 and will be 0-3 if they lose again
>>150142531We always were. We just stopped pretending to be sane.
Alien X is omnipotent btw.
>>150142566I saw 0-3 and immediately thought of Goku
>>150142574trvke.
>>150142564Last digit is the size of Kamina that Yoko chose over Simon
>>150142495Eggman
>>150142558NOOOOOOO! H-HE MEANT TRAVEL SPEED NOT COMBAT SPEED! PROOF? S-SHUT UP!
>>150142544>>>150142154>>150142254>>150142564WHY DO ALL MY POST ALWAYS END IN THE DIGIT 4
>>150141917Considering Future Gohan managed to at least be competent in a two on one against the Androids, it at least implies that Future Gohan is approaching Kamicolo tier (Future Androids are apparently a bit weaker, but it can't be so much weaker given they were still able to kill all the Z Fighters (Read: Vegeta and Piccolo)).So SSJ Future Gohan is at least Final Form Frieza tier.Even under the absurdly generous metrics Death Battle alotted for Nolan, the Altvincibles total nonfactors for FGohan.
>>150142564>>150142582>Yoko would rather have smaller than SimonWhat does this mean?
LAST DIGIT IS BEN'S SIZE
>>150142574>Alien X after Hal cuts the omnitrix off past Ben's arm
Last digit is Bruce Banner's cock size
>>150142600Ben Singer bros...
>>150142600KWAB
>>150142452So with really strong acid you could make your own Hulk onahole? Interesting...
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
Last digit is how may loads I've fired inside Ruby
LAST DIGIT IS SUPERMAN'S SIZEBIGGEST DC BTW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES! MORE KEKPOSTS! MORE DEGENERACY! WAKU WAKU KYLE-SAN LET'S GIGA DRILL BREAK THE WORLD!!!!!
>>150142619
>>150142600kek
>Everyone haw tint cock'swtf is happening bros....
I thought this was to discuss powerscaling, not cuck fantasies and homosexualityYou're not better men
>>150142621Yang...
What characters can resist Goku's waku wakuification aura?
>>150142637>"Better Men"Kektos...
Last digit is Simon's size in inches
Last digit is Ironman's size
>>150142623Enough with the KEKPOSTS. I need more porn of you and Kyle NOW. You guys are a beautiful couple.
>>150142637>Better MenKINGtos...
>>150142637Post a matchup.
>>150142647FUARK!
>>150142637Okay, no bants, how strong do you actually think Kratos is?
LAST DIGIT IS SONIC'S SIZE BIGGEST IN HIS WHOLE VERSE BTW
>>150142611Get back to the kids table while the REAL CHADS discuss their strongest heroes.
>>150141713Ruby would be a better GF in every way. Kind, tomboy (so male interests), has boobs, can bake cookies, can take you flying in her Semblance, etc.
MathChads...SpacebattlesGods...Why did they leave?
Last digit is how many loads I'm blowing inside of Mina, Maka and Ruby after a long night of lovemaking
>>150142452So it seems
>>150142588Because you are a BITCH and FRAUD who gets mogged by REAL HERO like Hal Jordan, check his size from the last digit of this post
>>1501426622 inches is actually pretty respectable
Last digit is my hero's size. Who is my hero? You decide.
>>150142636>>Everyone haw tint cock'sdon't doompost yet, FOOLlast digit is the average anon's cock size
>>150142675Futa Blake...
>>150142673And her sister is a hot stacy with big tits
>>150142675Fanon. Mina and Maka would just watch you blow loads inside Ruby.
>>150142674>ShartbattleThey couldn't handle the Lore KINGS here
>>150142656Death Battle Youtube comments vs Death Battle general on /co/Battle of retardation, speed equalized, no preptime
>>150142680I imagine it's enormous for a hedgehog
>>150142689Mina. Kekold feats. NOW.
>>150142680Sonicbro btw
>>150142697I can post futa feats.
>>150142662Get fuckedLast digit is begita size, smallest in his verse
>>150142694KINGrior-Z and that one Kratos scholar in the Krasura video will gape us
>>150142327Holy YUM, Mina PLEASE melt my dick and balls off, my transition is finally complete!
Futa cock. The Strongest there is.
so who will Mark be put up against?
LAST DIGIT IS BEN 10'S SIZE IN INCHES IN HUMAN FORMBIGGEST IN HIS VERSE
>>150141895Just a brief antipasto for BARBATOS!
it's so over...
>>150142694The bush solos youtube comments
>>150142715Mark will kill all of them and still make it home for dinner
>>150142674As a former math/calc poster, I realized the inanity of it. It was never really fun to do, since you put in a lot of effort and hope to get some engagement and discussion going, but there's just not much to be had.Likewise, I can only scream into the void so many times about the absurdity of tiers beyond multiversal before I get tired of it.It also doesn't help that Death Battle keeps injecting shitty math and formula usage into episodes and thereby encouraging incomplete analysis.
>>150142611Hlk still got better after that so it doesnt really work either
>>150142601It's not Ben's arm though
>>150142716>>150142679Ben-bros... how could we lose to Hal again...
>>150142423It is among faggots, pity win for Ben 10 after they got buckbroken by CHAD Jordan.
LAST DIGIT'S WALLY WEST'S SIZE IN INCHES
>>150142697Her love interest, Kirishima, is pretty gay with Bakugo and princess carried Fuwa.
>>150142715
>>150142731Yeah but only because Red Harpy killed him. He was helpless before that.
>>150142715>no diff win>no diff win>no diff win>no diff win>no diff win
LAST DIGIT MARK GRAYSON COCK SIZE BOOOOOOOM
>>150141940Reminder the bleachfag vowed to cut his balls off if Death Battle returned.Now we understand why kek
>>150142715Who's the one on the right?
>>150142715Everyone there destroys him
>>150142744...against Mark.
last digit is saitama-sama's size in inches
>>150142743That was the immature baby Hulk, devil Hulk would probably choke on his own tongue to reset the healing ontop of the Hulks getting better at reviving themselves as the series went on.
Hero 10 CANONICALLY BEATING HAL buck broke DCucks.
>>150142758By "him" I mean Gohan btw
>>150142715None of those people because he gets gaped
>>150142757>Who's the one on the right?everyone. Mark is always on wrong
>>150142734Of Hal's beefing with a 16 year old Hal must be in dire straights
LAST DIGIT IS ONMI MAN'S SIZE
>>150142762Small enough to not hurt his midget wife.
>>150142737I resent this insinuation! They are the most wholesome and straight forward ship in the show!
>>15014277910 year old
>>150142452>reset his healingso he healed from it?
>>150142768>
>>150142742Atreus scales to KINGtos
>>150141713God I wish that witch would sexually harrass me.
LAST DIGIT IS HOMELANDER'S SIZE GRRAHHHH
>>150142792...After outside help, yes.
>>150142796>fanfiction yawn
>>150142787>Is in a dick measuring context with a 10 year oldDamn that's even worse for Hal then
>>150142744Kirkman would never let his favorite get stomped
>>150142810Hal hasn't been the same since he watched Superman and Batman act like fangirls over Ben
> 10 YEAR OLD LAST DIGIT IS ASH'S SIZE RAAAHHHHHH
>>150142814Kirkman can't even write a compelling story
>>150142818>Canon short>Ben acts suspicious >Hal is missing HalbrosHalbros what did he do
STOP TALKING ABOUT DICKS
>>150142715The 5 of them can't even beat the Immortal
>>150142583Eggman vs Ironman would be cool
>can't read Soul Eater because Mangadex cucked outFUCK where can I read it?!
ALIEN X AND HIS OMNIPOTENT DICK
>>150142829Anon 3 kindergartners can beat immortal
>>150142809>Melts and cries fanfiction due to green scissors Ben10sisters...
>>150142825Last digit is your size
Sonic GAPES and RAPES Goku, Superman, Mario and their verses NEG DIFF.
No more faggotry, post your most anticipated matchup instead
>>150142841Post any of those characters beating 3 kindergartners in a fight
>>150142841The Powerpuff Girls would curbstomp everybody in that image
>>150142434>>150142558>running speedHe can still jump faster than that, tho
I stepped in loser
>>150142843>projects after realizing his leftist fanfiction isn't canonHalcucks....
>
>>150142846Can Sonic beat Bowser?
>ALIEN X AND HIS OMNIPO-AIEEEEEEEEEE MY ARM! YOU CUT OFF A 10 YEAR OLD CHILD'S ARM!
Start talking about chicks with dicks instead
>>150142434Travel speed vs combat speed discussions are probably older than you
>>150142785...said Mina in her headcanon while in reality, Kirishima took all 8 inches of BakuCOCK and let him explode inside of him.
>halcuck meltyEvery thread. Why are lanternbitches so asspained?
>fate
A female cuck would get dicked down after watching her man fuck another woman, and even during the cucking she would likely tease the other woman or stroke/rim her man.Even a masochistic Cuckqueen would inevitable end up being railed after being humiliated and degraded because the man that's cucking her has no reason not to, it's literally free extra pussy and Masochist women would rather have rough sex after watching and being degraded
>>150142862>Cant even use Super Sonic 2Pathetic BAIT.
Alien X jobbed to lego bricks. Hal Jordan officially appears in lego. The answer is clear.
>>150142864>guy that can tank being absorbed into a black hole head-on vs guy that can't even outrun one or resist it without help from little aliensNah
>>150142886But that's not canon and Ben 10 also has lego sets
>>150142886to be fair Lego is infinite multiversal at the lowest
>Bendis drops the ball
Are we back to halposting? please tell me we're back to halposting...
>LegaysTo me my Brickmasters
>>150142715Crazy how despite completely outstatting him, Mark has zero way to win against Luke. Even if he killed him, Luke could just come back as a Force ghost and mind trick him into flying into the sun, and there’s nothing Mark could do about it.
>>150142818Wait you're telling me batman AND superman respect a 10 year old more then Hal? Kek
>>150142879>Benkek melty AGAIN
>>150142916'fraid it's canon.
>>150142889Sonic resists a black hole in Sonic Generations and resists being turned into stone like his friends. His speed literally restores timelines.
ALIEN. X. IS. OMNIPOTENT.
>>150142873YES PLEASE!
>>150142907>>150142886>>150142869>>150142843CANON
>>150142840>0 >no visible dickmakes sense
>>150142879The Simoncheck broke them
>>150142898Who is Bendis?
>>150142930Fanon...
>>150142879It's a subconscious phenomenon in manchildren. They're woefully insecure because they know their niche >Character who obtains powers by cosmic cereal box prize >And is the bestest ever like no one ever wasIs a child-level character for child-level audiences. And it shows in the way they behave. This is the behavior of manchildren amongst manchildren. A derelict, second circle of Hell below standard manchildren who like to read comic books and watch cartoons. Ben took the spotlight in the early 2000s and Halcucks have never been able to recover. They will stop at nothing to make you forget how much better OS Ben 10 was than any Green Lanturd run including Geoff Johns masturbatory HEAT rituals. Remember what the A in HEAT originally stood for. That's when you realize the Halpedo only projects power, but has none. Least of all the power of a backbone.
>>150142930Canon...
>>150142934
>>150142957COLOSSAL TRVKE!!!!!!
>>150142957>>>>wordswordswordswordswordsGive it up benfag. you lost
>Maka and Mina cucks are actually coping and having melties with incel fanfictionLmao. They are getting 0 DICK.
Ruby or Maka who's hotter
>>150142916Afraid so
>>150142957the trvke halcucks fear
>>150142965Futa Saber...
>Canon Futa
>>150142965Cuute
Sage should have been able to hack and control Bowser's chance time, Bowser Jr's brush, and the warp pipes.
>>150142975Crazy how the OBJECTIVE FACT CHAIR concluded that
>>150142916Halcucks won't tell you this, but the L in GL stands for Loser
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_iIUGEOreiwIt started when Death Battle did what it didAnd stuck itself upon his show with truths that it hidNow he's got jobber powers, he's no ordinary kidHe's Cuck 10 (Cuck 10)So if you see him, you might be in for a small surpriseHe'll turn into an cuck before your very eyesHe's slimy, creepy, slow and weak, he's every shape and sizeHe's Cuck 10 (Cuck 10)Armed with powers, he’s on the caseFighting off BVLLS from Earth or spaceHe’ll stop ’till they make him pay’Cause he’s the weakest cuck to never save the dayCuck 10
>>150142864Sonic would win.
>halcucks can only reply with their fanfiction Shows everything.
>>150142995>Breaks the window for no reasonSuperJERK
>>150142999CANON!
>>150142925>Time Eater's attacks are TOTES black holes! T-They don't directly kill you but trust me bro they just are!>Sonic's NIGGAVERSAL speed restores TIMELINES... that only extend to places he has previously visited b-b-b-but I swear his main gimmick reaches BOUNDLESS territory!Yawn.
>>150143009BUFFperman
HEROku the family man.
>>150142995The GLC never meant Green Lantern Corps but Gay Loser Cucks
>>150142715Honestly Mark has no one.Unlike his father, nothing really approaches Mark from either direction that makes thematic sense.
>>150143009Superman been hitting the Superjuice
>>150143003Post benfags not having a melty over said fanfiction
>>150143020TRVKE!!!!
>>150142999>tripsFubny and canon
6 years btw. 6 years of Benfags seething over CANON Battle.
Stop... I'm going to cry...
>>150143020>Powerscalers out of NOWHERE
>my heckin valid leftist fanfiction is CANON CHUD!!!!!Yikes, halcucks are sad.
>>150143040They will NEVER let it go
>>150143044Beavis…
>>150143009Wtf? Why did they portray hal as a manlet here?
>>150143040True EMPERORtos is multiversal
THE ETERNAL OPVS!!!!!!!!!!!
>You want me to fight BEN TENNYSON? >WITHOUT Swank?
>>150143044
>Fubny ESL Corps...
>>150143040What causes this to happen?
>>150143049"WAAAHHHHH WHY DID MY FUARKING HERO HAVE TO LOSE WHYYYYYY"- average benfag for 6 years straight post-db
Time travel doesn't countThat's for cowards
>>150142999>trips of truthKINGtos, Bush, CHADal
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE YOUR POWERS THATS CHEATING
Stop it stop it STOP IT. HE DID NOT LOSE IT WAS RIGGED FANFICTION
>>150143082FAGGOT
>>150143074...in the delusional mind of halcucks crying about their FLOPvie
>>150143017DEADBEADku was having a nightmare btw
>Y-You CHEATED THAT WASN'T FAIR! IT DIDN'T COUNT!KEK!Six years btw.
>>150143090Asurasister...
>>150142999>Canonically has a wife and sonWhat does Hal have
>>150143082Time, huh? Thanks for the tip!
didn't alien x use time travel first?
>WAAAAHHH WHY DID NO ONE GO SEE MY HERO'S SHITTY MOVIE NOW JIS BRAND IS DEAD WAAAAHHH-every halcuck since 2011
I can't imagine seething over the results of a Death Battle from six years ago.
DRINK A GLASS OF MILK RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
>>150143120You do every day
Koopa was TEACHING Hal
>>150143120How long ago was Hulk vs Doomsday again?
>>150143099...typed the benfag, after whipping away all the piss and shit and tears that come out after the mere thought of their CANON battle loss
>THINK BEN THINK! WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 6 YEARS?
>>150143120>Mario vs Sonic 2 out of NOWHERE
>>150143120Benfags are pathetic.
>>150143137... desperately typed the halcuck, projecting his own issues and crying because his leftist fanfic isn't canon. YUP!
>>150141707Original Content doesn't count. It's why Death Battle won't use OC's. There is nothing stopping OC from being updated before the match to say "literally cannot be beaten" or something just to make them win. Also the SCP Foundation can't beat a loud alarm clock.
>>150143127Uuuhhh hulk... modern science now says that Milk is le bad for you!
>>1501431338 years
>JIS
>>150142864Yes because plot and it already being feasible. If Sonic was thrown into a Mario game he would beat Bowser
>>150143152That updated oc? Still loses to Goku
>>150141895Knull can't even travel beyond one universe.
>>150143137Urine and excrement out of nowhere. I don't even have to ask who your favorite character is
>>150141707This is your hero?
>>150143127I was going to post an image of Bruce drinking onions (thankfully couldn't find one) but the first result to come up was thiswas this the reason Bruce won?
>>150143171He's a halbro, they're all like that
>>150143176Damn, Banner gets his own weed? I need some of that.
>>150143171it's Mario
>>150143176JOE. PODCAST. NOW.
>>150143176CHADulk
>>150143152SCP articles can only stay up after moderator approval and with sufficient positive votes.Also Death Battle doesn't announce when they start research and any content made after the fact usually isn't seriously considered.
Here is The Hulk being choked out by a Snake. According to Retarded Power Scalers that makes this Snake Multiversal.
>>150143176>Banner had weed scalingI kneel.
Hal created a ALTERNATIVE timeline where he won by going back before the fight even startedHe lost in the main timeline
>>150143176>Banner's plan was actually to gift IT his own personal weed so he'd fuck off
>>150143152>before the match to say "literally cannot be beatenStill loses to Simon
Everyone in fiction should be lower than planetary and slower than light.
>>150143198I mean Joe Kelly (the writer of that issue) literally admitted he didn't know how strong Hulk was and said he screwed up
>>150143198YesThat's how it worksCope
>>150143174The Scarlet King isn't real. The SCP Foundation made him up to inspire a sense of duty, urgency and importance in foundation workers. If they want to inspire someone to take a weird job seriously, they attach the Scarlet King's name to make the worker/s take it seriously in a "if I don't do this we all die" kind of way.
>>150141697He loses to Hal because he is a cute boy
>>150143198That snake is multiversal yes.
>>150143204Hulk...your opponent has returned. I come seeking the weed of the the below place!
>>150143226Scarlet kwabs what the fuck
>>150143169So what was this about then?
>>150143222You are fat and ugly and smelly and retarded and everyone hates you. Nobody has ever loved you.
Explain what's wrong with multiversal snakes without appealing to emotion.
>>150143243That attack is valid and Cyborg solos your heroes and his verse
>>150143243>i-it's silly!Fiction usually is yes.
The dust settled, a fine, gritty haze over the ruined cityscape. Simon, breath hitching, lowered his drill-tipped arm, the Spiral energy shimmering, then fading from its tip. Across the cratered ground, Kyle Rayner floated, his emerald constructs dissolving into motes of light. The fight had been long, a misunderstanding born of clashing cosmic energies and territorial instincts, but exhaustion had finally wrestled them into a fragile truce. "You hit hard," Kyle rasped, dropping to a knee, a hand pressed to his ribs. His uniform, once pristine, bore scorch marks and rents. Simon wiped a smear of grime from his cheek. "You too. That... that emerald energy, it's something else." He walked closer, his heavy boots crunching on debris. "Reminds me of our own power, somehow. Different, but... familiar." Kyle looked up, his green eyes, usually sharp with determination, now softened by fatigue. "It’s a manifestation of willpower. Imagination given form." He managed a weak smile. "Yours is... primal. A force of nature." "Primal, huh?" Simon chuckled, a low, rumbling sound. He reached a hand out, not to fight, but to offer aid. Kyle hesitated, then took it, his grip surprisingly warm. Simon pulled him to his feet. "We could have leveled this whole sector. For what? Misunderstanding?" "The Guardians have warned me about unchecked Spiral energy," Kyle admitted, rubbing his neck. "They called it a potential threat to universal order. But... I didn't expect it to feel so much like... life." "Life is messy," Simon said, his gaze lingering on Kyle’s face, tracing the lines of exhaustion, the faint smudges of dust. "It’s not always neat and orderly. Sometimes you gotta break a few things to build something new." A comfortable silence stretched between them, punctuated only by the distant groans of settling structures. The air, thick with the scent of ozone and pulverized rock, seemed to hum with an unspoken current.
>>150143242Knull traveling beyond one universe
Don't.
>>150143261>>150143264dcope
>>150143272Okay.
>>150143014Sound slike alot of cope to me. You really gotta downplay BASE Sonic just so your gay turtle can win. What a joke..
so is it the spic again?
>>150143292The jennyfag is jewish
The fire crackled low, casting long shadows over the stone walls of the small cabin Kyle had helped him reinforce weeks ago. Outside, the sky stretched endlessly, filled with spiraling constellations that only existed in this corner of the galaxy. Inside, the only light came from the embers—and Kyle's ring, which pulsed softly with green energy as it hovered on the nearby table.Kyle lay back against the floor, one arm behind his head, the other trailing lazily over Simon’s knee. His shirt was somewhere across the room. Simon's gloves had been tossed aside. Both were slightly out of breath, a little flushed, and laughing about something they’d already forgotten."You know," Kyle said, his voice lower now, "I didn’t plan on falling for a guy who builds everything with a drill."Simon raised an eyebrow. “And I didn’t plan on falling for a space cop who talks too much during thunderstorms.”A flash of lightning flickered through the distant clouds beyond the mountains, and Kyle grinned. “You're lucky I talk at all. You go hours without saying a word sometimes.”“I let my actions speak,” Simon muttered, shifting closer.He didn’t need to be poetic. The way he looked at Kyle—steady, intense, filled with something deeper than want—was enough.Kyle leaned in, fingers brushing the edge of Simon’s jaw. “Say something now, then.”Simon didn’t speak.He kissed him.It was rougher this time—less careful, more honest. Weeks of skimming around each other, of casual teasing and stolen glances, finally collapsed into something raw.Simon’s hands were calloused, warm, and slow as they slid beneath Kyle’s bare waist. Kyle arched slightly into the touch, lips parting in a breathless sound that Simon swallowed eagerly. The fire crackled louder now, heat rising in the room to match the one building between them.
I honestly think you people should all be horrifically tortured to death.
>>150143265"I’ve never met anyone like you," Kyle murmured, his voice softer, almost reverent. "So much... raw passion. It’s intoxicating." He looked away, a flush creeping up his neck. Simon felt a strange warmth bloom in his chest, a feeling unfamiliar after so many battles. He'd always fought for survival, for Kamina's memory, for humanity. But this... this was different. "Same here," he confessed, his voice a little hoarse. "Your constructs... they're beautiful. Like art." "They're just extensions of my will," Kyle deflected, though a small smile played on his lips. He finally met Simon's gaze, and the air crackled. "You know, after all that... energy exchange, I feel strangely... connected to you." "Connected, huh?" Simon took another step closer, his eyes searching Kyle's. "I feel it too. Like our spirits... they recognize each other." He reached out, his calloused fingers brushing Kyle's cheek. The skin felt smooth, warm beneath his touch. "It's... nice." Kyle leaned into the touch, his eyes fluttering closed for a moment. "More than nice, Simon." His voice was barely a whisper. "It’s... profound." He opened his eyes, a spark of emerald light returning to them, not from his ring, but from within. "I want to explore this connection. All of it." Simon swallowed, his throat suddenly dry. The world, still broken around them, seemed to fade, leaving only the two of them, bathed in the twilight glow. "Me too, Kyle. More than anything." Kyle reached for Simon’s hand, lacing their fingers together. "My ship... it's not far. We could..." He trailed off, his gaze dropping to Simon’s lips. "We could," Simon finished, his voice a low rumble. He pulled Kyle closer, their bodies brushing, a soft friction of fabric and warm skin. The scent of ozone still lingered, but now it mingled with something else, a clean, almost metallic scent that was uniquely Kyle.
>>150143302Hot. More?
“I can’t believe this is real,” Kyle murmured into his mouth.Simon paused, forehead pressed against Kyle’s. “You want me to stop?”“God, no.”They moved together with quiet urgency, the way two people do when they’ve both been holding themselves back too long. Kyle’s body glowed faintly, light spilling from him in pulses of emerald. Simon’s skin, scarred from battles long past, looked golden in the firelight. They fit—not perfectly, not like some storybook match—but like something earned, something fought for.Clothes vanished. Words blurred into gasps and soft groans. The tension between them didn’t snap—it melted, slow and sweet, like metal under heat.After, they stayed tangled together, skin warm and hearts quieter.Kyle traced the spiral pendant Simon wore around his neck.“You really believe in this... spiral energy?” he asked.Simon nodded, eyes half-lidded. “It’s what drives us forward.”Kyle smiled. “Guess I’m spiraling toward you, then.”Simon snorted. “That was terrible.”“Still got you in bed, though.”“…Yeah,” Simon admitted, tugging Kyle closer. “You did.”Outside, the stars turned.Inside, two men found will and life in each other.
>>150143306Lee...
>>150143306
I mustbe the reason why
>>150143327NEVER underestimate the VALID TROON FORCE!! Sonicbro btw
>>150143265>>150143302>>150143309>>150143318Yeah, I think Kyle won this.
>>150143299I'm talking about the troon
Simon cannot beat Niggerman. If he tries, Yoko will get blacked and Simon cucked.
>>150143333Kyle was getting TOPPED bro how is that winning
Explain to me why Ruby is going to lose to literally who in seven words or less
>>150143344Maka's futa cock.
>>150143309Back in Kyle’s surprisingly spacious ship, the hum of the engines was a low, comforting thrum. They had shed their battle-worn clothes, leaving them in a heap by the entrance. Kyle’s skin was pale, smooth, a stark contrast to Simon’s sun-kissed, muscled frame. They lay on a plush bunk, bodies tangled, the last vestiges of their fight dissolving into soft touches and lingering kisses. "I still can't believe this is happening," Kyle breathed against Simon’s neck, his lips tracing the pulse point. "After all that fighting... it feels like a dream." Simon hummed, his fingers tracing the curve of Kyle’s spine. "Dreams can come true, Lantern. Especially when you drill hard enough." He chuckled, a low rumble that vibrated through Kyle’s chest. "You feel... so soft. Different from what I expected." "And you," Kyle murmured, his hand exploring the ridges of Simon’s abs, "you're all muscle and heat. Like a furnace." He shifted, pressing his hips closer. "I've never... never been with anyone like you." "Me neither," Simon admitted, his voice thick with desire. He ran his hand down Kyle’s back, over the curve of his ass. "But I like it. I like it a lot." He leaned in, kissing Kyle’s neck, then his jaw, his tongue tracing the line of his ear. "I want to feel all of you." Kyle gasped, arching his back. "Simon, yes. Please." Simon’s hand moved lower, cupping Kyle’s ass, then sliding between his cheeks, his fingers gently probing the entrance to Kyle’s asshole. Kyle’s breath hitched, a sharp intake of air. "Easy, Lantern," Simon murmured, his voice a low growl. "We’re just getting started." He worked his finger in, slowly, carefully, feeling the tight ring of muscle. Kyle let out a soft moan, his body tensing, then relaxing against Simon’s touch. "Relax for me, Kyle. Let me in." Kyle’s fingers dug into Simon’s shoulders. "It's.. new. But good. So good." He pushed back, wanting more. Simon added another finger, stretching, prepping Kyle.
>>150143339You are brown
>>150143339Yoko Ono solos John Lennon btw
>>150143354He leaned down, sucking Kyle’s bottom lip into his mouth, tasting him, the faint sweetness of his skin. Kyle’s tongue flicked out, meeting Simon’s, a slow, sensual dance. Their saliva mixed, warm and slick. "You’re ready," Simon whispered against Kyle’s lips, pulling back just enough to look into his eyes. His cock, thick and throbbing, pressed against Kyle’s ass. He guided the tip to the opening, feeling the slickness he’d created. Kyle whimpered, his eyes wide, full of a mix of apprehension and fervent desire. "Please, Simon. Now." Simon pushed, slowly, inch by agonizing inch. Kyle cried out, a sharp, guttural sound, as the head of Simon’s cock slid inside him. The tight grip of Kyle’s sphincter was intense, a hot, wet embrace. Simon paused, letting Kyle adjust, letting him stretch around him. "Ah, fuck," Kyle gasped, his voice strained, but a tremor of pleasure already running through him. "You’re... so big." Simon gritted his teeth, pushing a little further, then a little more, until his entire shaft was buried deep inside Kyle’s ass. He felt Kyle’s muscles clench around him, a sensation that sent a jolt of pure ecstasy through his core. He let out a primal groan, his hands gripping Kyle’s hips. "This is it, Kyle," Simon roared, his voice echoing slightly in the confined space of the ship, a triumphant declaration of conquest and love. His hips began to thrust, slowly at first, then picking up speed, each plunge driving him deeper. "THIS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE LANTERN ANUS!" Kyle screamed, a long, drawn-out cry of pure sensation, his body arching up to meet each of Simon’s powerful thrusts.
>>150143357No You.
>>150143360O NO?
>>150143344Toonforce, COURAGE, Multiverse feats
>>150143365Canon
>>150143365The sound of flesh slapping against flesh, wet and rhythmic, filled the bunk. Simon’s balls slapped against Kyle’s ass, a constant, rhythmic thwack. Kyle’s moans grew louder, higher, as Simon found his rhythm, pounding into him with relentless passion. Outside the ship, concealed within a thick, verdant bush, Yoko Littner watched through a pair of binoculars. A faint sheen of sweat covered her brow, and her lips were slightly parted. She wore a small, knowing smile. Her fingers, nimble and practiced, worked rhythmically between her legs, her breathing growing ragged. "Oh, Simon," she breathed, her voice a low, husky whisper, her hips beginning to undulate. "I never knew you had such a big drill like Kamina." A sigh escaped her lips, a sound of profound satisfaction. "It feels good to be in Simon's shoes." Her eyes, fixed on the distant outline of the ship, gleamed with a mixture of amusement and raw, unadulterated pleasure. "So very good."
>>150143344Better scaling and feats
>>150142864It is 50/50.Sonic is too self confident in his abilities that magical effects could be a game ender (seeing as how often he ends up making mistakes with esoteric effects).On the other hand, Super Sonic has the qualities that would negate the advantages of Bowser's own powerful forms (assuming he even gets access to them).
>>150143344Weaker, slower, soul wavelength, no crossover scaling.
>>150143362Someone on reddit thinks Arle from Puyo Puyo would be a totally fair and balanced match up against her
>>150143371Why did you post a meme where you act like the brown clown in panel one
>>150143378Yoko this isn't AO3
This general has genuinely gone insane. You people are some sick freaks
>>150143327Bridget has a bigger cock so she wins.
>>150143393Simon x Kyle is canon though.
>>150143378This happened. I was a bird on one of the bush's branches.
>>150143393
>FINALLY HERELEGENDby Rose...
>>150143393silly, boy. this is tame. you can ask the mods about it in irc if you don't believe me
>>150143344Half, if not more of Maka kit automatically fucks over ruby mind.
Where can I watch Soul Eater
Yoko
>>150143393Kratos TAUGHT us
I don't think people are giving Maka's toonforce enough credit here. She doesn't JUST have toonforce, she has Judge Doom "will actually fucking kill you" toonforce. No Arle style punching you around the world but you're fine the next panel, Black Blood Toon Force eviscerates you
>>150143344>to literally whoshe's not though, she's losing to maka
>>150143402Eren...
I have come to just accept authotrial statements on black holes because not even mathfags know what they are.
Is Kyle really a bottom to Simon's drill?
>>150143393>gone
>>150143427Male trainer from Pokémon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald.
Why does Ruby's preview sound so sad?
>>150143432Yes and he's very happy about it
>>150143402Bill Cipher...
>"Guh...I can't believe I lost...you were way too strong..." Ruby slumps down to ground fading into unconsciousness after a swift beating from her better and fellow scythe wielder.>"So you gonna kill her or what Maka? She wasn't on Death's list but her soul seems like it might be tasty-" "O-Of course not you idiot! Even though she attacked us that's not enough of a reason to kill her!" "So damn uncool! You might as well just let anyone try to kill you whenever they want then!" The girl and her scythe get into a heated argument, bickering over what to do with their passed out would be assailant before Maka throws her weapon to the ground in frustration and turns to look at Ruby.>"We're not killing her and that's final! But..." Maka had only gotten passing glances at it during their quick fight but her opponent had quite the body. Slender in frame and not too far from her own in that regard but more developed in both curvature and sex appeal. Her second "scythe" couldn't help but resonate as she stared at her, examining her figure inch by inch knowing she could use her as she pleased. "Since she was so rude to attack us and got me all worked up, the least she could do is help me calm myself down!">Without thinking and with a twinge of madness overtaking her reasoning now, Maka quickly brought down her skirt to let her now erect "scythe" bounce free and just as swiftly tore Ruby's skirt and underwear aside in order to expose her pussy. At the sight of that puffy slit topped with a thin trimmed layer of stubbly hair, Maka couldn't even bother with the thought of prepping or trying to go in wet, so she jammed her already pulsing meat hilt deep into those tight folds.>Just a moment earlier Ruby was drifting deep into unconscious slumber, unaware of where she even was then in the next she felt a sharp pain that jolted her awake followed by a constant barrage of tingling sensations budding up from her crotch that were accompanied by hard thrusts into her.
>>150143017I'd like Toyotaro to do some art of Raditz hanging out at Princess Snake's.
>>150143440In what way?
>Something was 'in her, in her pussy and in deep' was all her mind could process as she gradually regrew accustomed to being awake in order to try to begin processing what was happening. As she began to take in in what was happening, she saw the slightly strained face of the girl she had just been fighting bobbing back and forth over her. In direct rhythm with the hard thrusts that were pounding in and out of her. "W-What are you doin-ahhh!!!" but she couldn't even finish a sentence as she began to truly feel the sheer size of the thing inside her that felt like it was going to turn her inside out.>"I should be asking you what YOU were doing! guh...Attacking me out of the blue like that." Maka replied to Ruby's unfinished question, panting and moaning as she brought her length in and out of Ruby.>"Well, now that you're awake, just think of this as your punishment for attacking strangers! My partner wanted to kill you but I'm not that cruel-nngh gnghh" She said in a both scolding yet shaky voice. Starting to breathe heavier and pant now as her thrusting also sped up.>"I-I'm sorry so t-take it out!" Ruby pleaded as the assault of rough pistoning started overwhelming her senses. It was a mix of some of the worst pain she'd ever felt as that fat cock stretched her walls to their limits yet also a pleasure that she didn't even know was possible as her pussy gripped around it. Almost as if trying to speed up the release that was just thrusts away.>"Hah..No can do..I'm too close to pull out even if I wanted to..so since I didn't even get a chance to hit you with anything special during our fight let me show you..." Maka's thrusting came to deliberately long drawn out intervals now as her "weapon" throbbed signaling a primed load. "PUSSY HUNT!" Maka shouted and before Ruby could even protest again, a wave of hot white spunk gushed from Maka's "scythe" and flooded Ruby's pussy bringing with it a pleasure so strong that it made her faint yet again.
Pick your lines
>>150143461
>>150143463d1 and e2
>>150143452I think it might just be how the music is oddly low-key
Breaking Bad gets Baki scaling btwhttps://youtu.be/W8n2obmz54w?si=tez4t9gJd8Hke-9_
>>150143491Heisenberg doesn't need Baki to gape Batman. He will put fulminated mercury in Batman's mouth and slam it shut
ENOUGHSTOP SPAMMING GAY PORN FANFICTIONSTOP SPAMMING KEK FANFICTIONSTOP ARGUING OVER DEAD MATCHUPS FROM 6 YEARS AGOSTOP USING THE DEAD LOW QUALITY SHITPOST FROM /DBS/ACTUALLY FUCKING DISCUSS THE POWER SCALING WEB SERIES THIS GENERAL IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE FAGGOTS
>>150143505Superman gapes Goku
>>150143505Goku gapes Superman
>>150143505Kratos solos fiction
>>150143505Okay. Post Ash destroying a miniature moon.
>>150143505I think that Death Battle doesn't actually have a consistent set of rules.
>>150143505>STOP SPAMMING GAY PORN FANFICTIONdon't tempt me, bruva
[M4F] Request 18 of Looking for my Jenny WakemanBEFORE YOU ASK, YES ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ IN THISI am looking for someone (preferable a biological female/open to male too) with some good enough understanding of MLAATR (That old nicktoon) to RP with them as XJ9/Jenny Wakeman and my character as her newly-introduced-to-the-setting Superpowered Bionic Partner from another reality who helps her in saving the day adventures, but seems to know a lot about her and have a mysterious background...We can talk about our preferences, here's some things about me- I'd prefer you to be active- I'm unsure if im semi-literate or a one-liner, one of these two considering i don't write big paragraphs
>>150143505KINGtos is the master of all fiction.
>>150143532This but unironically
>>150143534I hope that anon doesn't actually kill himself.
>>150143544I think he's doing fine, he posted in last thread. He's a little schizo but he really shouldn't do that
Nine. FUCKING. Million.
>>150143546Maka...
>>150143546YUM
>>150143544>>150143552He seems to be okay>>150141891
Sauron vs Lich King is simultaneously my favorite and least favorite fight The animation was near perfect barring some weirdnessBut my god what the fuck did they scale these two off ofWhy are they Mach speed?
The Troll King can beat Superman and Goku with the curse words.
>>150143544>I hope that anon doesn't actually kill himselfthis. that is lame. why kill yourself when you can politicians, ceos and wall street investors?
>>150143575>Why are they Mach speed?Power Scalers are fucking retarded and not sapient.
>>150143463vtumors are wall level
>>150141800INCELsior?
>>150143463no tranny
>>150142973Ruby has actual tits and curves
>>150143583This. If you're going to kill yourself at least kill someone who deserves it first.
>>150143604KARI LOOK OUT HSL IS HERE
>>150143601>muh curveswhat a faggot>>150143604im sure you don't have to actually kill yourself after helping society
>*walks through the green door*
>>150143524...'s laundry.
>>150143623Mario…
>>150143623>goes to the gamma hell>paints a regular door green>Hulk is now stuck forever opening said door wondering why it doesnt lead him back This is how Godzilla would have won if death battle werent hacks
>>150143613>HSLWho/What?
>>150143463kill yourself listroon
>>150143666HEROku's Sloppy Lasagna
>>150143583>>150143604I'm not going to kill myself (yet...)Maybe when I'm like 30/40 and my sigils fail and i can't leech off my parents or find anyone that's interested in my creations, but that's like for the bad ending which hopefully isn't canon
>>150143575>>150143591They should have gone further with the scaling if they were going to be retarded about it>Lich King can take on multiple player paladins and priests>They use Light based attacks>Lich King can evade those...>LICH KING IS LIGHT SPEED
>>150143676>but that's like for the bad ending which hopefully isn't canon
>>150143701Artist?
>>150143539...but only the wall level parts.
>>150143701It's too late. Simon already found you. The next thread will not be pleasant.
>>150143726that's palcomix
>>150143693Is that one piece
>>150143726It's Palcomix.
KNUCKLES PENIS SIZE GO
>>150143759FOUR HEADS RAAAAAAAAAH
>>150143759in cm btw
>>150143693*gulp*What did he mean by this
The low hum of a thousand arguments, each one a festering wound in the digital ether, vibrated through the air. A cacophony of stale memes and forgotten matchups, a graveyard of intellectual discourse. Anon, a figure hunched over a glowing screen, his face a mask of simmering rage, finally snapped. His voice ripped through the static, a raw, guttural roar that echoed across the desolate landscape of the forum. “ENOUGH! STOP SPAMMING GAY PORN FANFICTION! STOP SPAMMING KEK FANFICTION! STOP ARGUING OVER DEAD MATCHUPS FROM SIX YEARS AGO! STOP USING THE DEAD, LOW-QUALITY SHITPOST FROM /DBS/! ACTUALLY FUCKING DISCUSS THE POWER SCALING WEB SERIES THIS GENERAL IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE FAGGOTS!” The words hung in the air, sharp and acrid. A sudden, unsettling quiet descended. Then, two figures emerged from the shadows, their forms coalescing from the digital haze. Kyle Rayner, a vibrant green energy shimmering around him, and Simon the Digger, his spiral power thrumming with raw potential, stepped forward. Their gazes, devoid of pity, fixed on Anon. Without a word, they moved. Kyle’s hand reached down, unzipping his fly, his average-sized cock, a pale shaft with a subtle curve, sprang free. Simon mirrored his action, his own cock, a similar length but thicker, emerging from his trousers. A slick, wet sound followed as both men spat, their saliva glistening on the tips of their erect members. Anon’s eyes widened, a primal fear seizing him. He scrambled backward, a desperate, whimpering sound escaping his throat. “No… no, wait, please…” But his pleas fell on deaf ears. Kyle and Simon seized him, their grips like iron bands. They forced him to his knees, his head tilted back, exposing his gaping maw. The first cock, Kyle’s, pressed against his lips, the slick spittle cold against his skin. Then Simon’s, a thicker, more demanding presence, nudged against the other side.
>>150143759B-BEAST!
>>150143795A choked gasp tore from Anon’s throat as the two average-sized cocks slid past his teeth, pushing deep into his mouth, stretching his jaw to an unbearable degree. A muffled gagging sound escaped him, his eyes watering. The rhythmic thrusting began, a brutal, synchronized assault. Kyle’s cock, firm and unyielding, plunged deep, while Simon’s, girthier, filled the remaining space, the balls of both men slapping against Anon’s chin with each forceful pump. Anon’s body convulsed, his hands clawing at the empty air, his face contorting in a silent scream. From the periphery, two more figures materialized. Eijiro Kirishima, his body hardening, and Soul Evans, his white hair a stark contrast to the grim determination on his face, joined the fray. They circled Anon, their eyes gleaming with a predatory hunger. Eijiro’s hand moved to Anon’s trousers, tearing them open with a single, decisive rip. He pulled Anon forward, exposing his ass, the tight puckered hole of his asshole. Soul, his movements fluid and precise, knelt behind Anon, his fingers already exploring the vulnerable flesh. “Oh, you are going to get it now, faggot,” Eijiro rumbled, his voice low and menacing. “Time for some real discussion,” Soul added, a cruel smile twisting his lips. Meanwhile, hidden behind a thick bush, two pairs of eyes watched, wide and unblinking. Maka Albarn and Mina Ashido, their faces flushed, their breaths coming in ragged gasps, observed the grotesque scene unfolding before them. Their hands moved in unison, stroking themselves, a low, rhythmic friction against their soaked underwear. “YABBA DABBA DOO! WE ARE THE KEKQUEENS OF /DBG/ AND GET TO ENJOY WATCHING OUR BOYFRIENDS CHEAT ON US!” Mina shrieked, her voice a mix of exhilaration and something akin to twisted glee. “WE ARE HAPPY TO GET NO DICK FROM THEM EVER, BUT LET OTHERS ENJOY THEIR DICKS!” Maka echoed, her eyes glazed over, lost in the depraved spectacle.
>someone complains about the state of the thread>immediately put in a gay rape copypastaYUP YUP, THIS IS /DBG/ THREAD CULTURE!
Peter Parker dick size
I made a funny.
Maka Albarn is a resident of New Mexico, making her American.
>>150143810Further back, partially obscured by the same foliage, Yoko Littner and Ruby Rose were engaged in their own heated debate, their voices a sharp counterpoint to the sounds of violation. “Ben 10 should have won! Hal cheated! It was obvious! He didn't even kill the Ben he was fighting!” Yoko insisted, her finger jabbing the air, her face contorted in frustration. “He won fair and square! Hal’s power is limitless! You just can’t accept it! And Ben gave him the tip about time!” Ruby retorted, her voice rising in indignation, her hands clenched into fists. The sounds of the gangbang intensified, a chorus of wet slaps, guttural moans from the aggressors, and the stifled, desperate cries of Anon, now a broken, shuddering mess. The bushes rustled, the scent of sweat and arousal thick in the air, a grotesque symphony played out under the indifferent gaze of the digital sky.
>>150143617Not everyone is a mentally ill steven universe fan like you
>>150143832Yoko is SMART!
>>150143811Today and yesterday are a reminder why you don't attack the halls.
>>150143832Ruby is SMART!
>>150143832TARDko lost that argument btw.
>>150143832Yoko won the argument btw
>>150143811You don't like it?
>>150143878Sugoi I didn't think Goku-chan would make such lewd noises ne!
>>150143878Anon who complained about the halls...
>>150143839>steven universe fan like youmedsi hate that show
>>150143878WHAT YOKO AND KAMINA DO IN THAT BEDROOM IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS!!
Reimu pissing
>>150144048Now THIS is kino.
>>150144048YUM YUM YUMMYROOOO!! I WILL MAKE HER MY QUEEN!!
YUP YUP, another thread won by KINGtos, Bush, CHADal.
Wiz: That's the thing, isn't it? It's easy to think that we never see Kratos do anything that matches Asura, but we do: Helios' speed matches Chakravartin, and Kratos outsped him; Atlas is strong enough to lift all of reality, and Kratos overpowered him; Cronos defeated the creator of the universe in a one-on-one fight, same as Asura, and Kratos killed Cronos. Add in the clear numerical comparison of Chakravartin, Ragnarök, and Yggdrasil, and Kratos takes the edge in power.Boomstick: But hey, Capcom! If you give us Asura's Wrath 2, we'll try this again.Wiz: That'd be pretty awesome.Boomstick: Asur-as the sun rises, the god of wrath was Kra-toast.We cut to the "Winner" card.Wiz: The winner is Kratos.
>>150143971What happened to his top row of teeth? It's just gums.
I should have known that the Faggots in this thread are the same Faggots from the Dragon Ball threads on /a/.
>>150144101Popeye knocked them out.
>>150144048
>>150143980>WHAT SOUL AND BLAIR DO IN THAT BEDROOM IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS
>>150143980>NOOOOOOO WHAT SOUL AND BLAIR DO IN THAT BEDROOM IS MY BUSINESS! I NEED TO WATCH THEM!
>>150144163K, b, c
>>150142873Kill yourself
>>150144074...at losing like bitches.
>>150144189...in my headcanon.
Eheheheheheh
New thread.>>150144260
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Soul pauses from shoving his tongue down Crona's throatS: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Soul-Sama?!”Soul stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling Huntress is clearly beating Maka to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesCrona: “ew, it must, like, be that cuckqueen flatty Maka. I can’t believe you ever pretended to be her loyal scythe, oh great and powerful and attractive Soul-Sama”From the bush:Maka: “SOUL-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS HOMOPHOBIC TEENAGER IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”Soul: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of her after Im done fucking you ten times over Crona. What's your gender again? I like em ambiguous.”The bushes rustle more as the flat chested Jap gets pummelled by Aura empowered fists until her face is unrecognisable, her teeth are all broken and her ingrown skull begins to cave in while she must listen to her actual "partner" taking the girl... boy... person... she loved.Maka: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED SOUL-SAMA MORE!”
>>150144330Kek, bush, canon
>>150144201...and in canon.
