I feel like Hazbin would be better if Charlie and Vaggie were both boys. Prince of Hell being a cinnamon roll is a much bigger contrast and them being boys allows for more raunchy humor that you can't do with female characters. Also emo boys are always a plus.Also I think Stolas and Blitzo would be better as girls but that's for different reasons all together.
>>150145464Well it’s a good thing I love twinks then
So /co/ really is just seething homosexual men eh
>>150145464>>150146244>>150146261>>150145854https://youtu.be/ryfeGbeTvms?t=228
>>150146244based
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>>150148421
I feel Hazbin Hotel would be watchable if it had Carl from ATHF in it.
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>>150145464Make charlie a boy, but keep vaggie as a chick AND turn the deer into a womanBoom, you got an actually interesting love triangleAnd in HB's case, only shitzo should be gender bent
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>>150148462No, genderbend everyone. I'm gonna drink this dude under the table and pound his ass.
STFU Vivzie, we get it you are a gross fujo.
>>150148570Fine, but i get the owl mommy
>>150145464True but Vivzie doesn't know how to write men.
>>150148626You got a deal.
>>150148421>>150148438>>150148459>>150148474This is so much better it's insane.
What would being with him be like? Must be nice to have a ride or die bro you can fuck.
>>150149099To be honest i am more interested in how genderbent octavia would be likeWould he be more angsty?Would he have mommy issues? (You know what they say about dudes with mommy issues)
>>150145464I LIVE for these HH/HB genderbend threads. Every shitty ass character made by Vivzie is 10 times better as the opposite sex
>>150149268I see him as an impressionable punk and kind of a poser, probably far more rebellious and getting in over his head.
>>150149268Male Octavia would have shot out his school and killed himself years ago
>>150149298She could have fixed him...
octavia story for those who didn’t see it last threadhttps://archiveofourownDOTorg/works/70148341/chapters/182132381
>>150149298>>150149312>Ending 1
Well since this is an r63 thread, Loono and Nona.
Imagine all the mom jokes you could make with your bro octavian, i mean shes a total bombshell
>>150149451Going milf hunting?
>>150149469Damn right we are.
>>150149268What do you call wanting a furry boyfriend that you hang out with all the time but you don't kiss or bang him and you're mostly sharing a beer with him and playing video games or going shooting? Like just a really solid dude you're really close to and you lean on him in a pinch.
>>150149477That's the look of a woman who's barely holding it together.
>>150145464What if Dr. Orpheus adopted Loona>Al and Jefferson show up at Dr. O's pad to pick him up for the monthly arching>Walk in to see Loona texting on the couch>A: Loona, where the Hell's Orpheus at? We've been trying to call him for the last hour, and we're gonna be late for our arching if he doesn't scooch his booch!>L: *Not looking up from her phone* He's down in his study.>J: Didn't you tell him we were at the door, we rang like 5 times>L: Ugh, I called him! Not my fault he can't hear me>J: *He and all make their way up to the study* Well next time go and tell him in person he he can actually hear you.>*Loona goes back to her phone and flips them off before they disappear upstairs*>J: Classy. Man, I don't know why Orpheus took that little demon girl in anyway. I never see her do anything but text, eat his food and flip people off.>A: I think little Mr. O just really misses the teenage daughter experience>*They walk into Byron's study to find him frantically looking for something*>O: Where is it! Where is it!>J: Hey man, we've been trying to get in touch with you for an hour! We gotta hustle or we're gonna miss our arching>A: Yeah, and the guild's already pissed off at us for having to reschedule this thing, like, five times>O: I'm sorry gentlemen, but I have cut off my connection to the psychic realm to concentrate; I also silenced my phone. I would have been with you much sooner, save that I cannot find the Staff of Astalfo! I will be needing for tonight's engagement, but the blasted thing has gone missing! I asked Loona to help me find it and she said she'd search the house>J: Well she's down there searching the web instead>O: Gah, typical!>J: Look, I know you've got this whole thing you want to do to impress Dr. Weirdscience, but we can't afford any fancy tricks if it means The Guild gives us another demerit.>O: Fine! I'm sure it will be someplace obvious that my new housemate would have found if she'd bothered to look
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>>150149557>A: Why do you put up with this? I mean, I know you've always been a bit of a masochist, but this is just ridiculous>O: Oh, The Master asked me to care for her for a while. Apparently, he owes someone in the nether realm a favor and he's foisted his responsibility to look after her onto me.>J: Ain't there some way you can get rid of her! This girl's a literal hellspawn, and that's on top of being a hormonal teenage girl.>O: Well I haven't seen any way to find her a better situation. She may be obnoxious and cranky, but Byron Orpheus is not a man to leave a young lady to fend for herself, no matter her infernal origins. Besides, I've heard she comes from a difficult upbringing, so maybe I can be a positive influence.>* They make it to the stairs and descend them to see Loona still laying on the couch on her phone, eating some cookies she pilfered from the kitchen*>O: Eventually.>*They walk over to the couch*>O: Pumpkin, we're heading out now, I'll be home by 10, don't stay up past 9:30. Dinner is in the freezer, so please don't spoil your appetite. Oh, and if it's not to inconvenient for you, please take another look around the house for the Staff of Astalfo>L: You mean this? *She holds up the staff*>O: Wha...?! It's been lying next to you the whole time?! Why didn't you tell me the moment you found it?!>L: I mean, I've been texting you for like an hour. Is your phone dead or something?>O: *Pinching the bridge of his nose* Thank you for finding it. I'll see you later tonight>*The Triad makes their way out of the house. Al has been chuckling since they found the staff*>A: Oh man, I take back everything I said! I love that little Hellhound!
>>150149469I mean, what other choice do you even have?All the good girls, those being loona, octavia and charlie, are now dudesTheres no other worthwhile girl close to your age to go after
helluva boss would be better if stolas was female
>>150149585>All the good girls, those being loona, octavia and charlie, are now dudesBold of you to imply that would deter me
>>150149520...a friend?Anon, please dont tell me you are so brain fried on porn that you dont know what friends are anymore
>>150149341Keep up the good work man
>>150149599Okay, so you're gay, big whoopSome of us only want pussy and tits, you know
Wait, in a genderbent Hazbin Hotel, Angel Dust would be a very busty lady then.And Alastor would be a very strange lady who has a strange relationship with Charlie.And Lucifer... Lucifer would be a MILF...
>>150149520I think male Loona makes you question how straight you are.
>>150149638Husk would also be an older, grumpy alcoholic lady with a gambling problem.
Charlie is a boy's name anyway
>>150149638Angel would be a butch dyke who is only into munching carpetsThe deer would be a creepy, borderline pedophilic hagLucy would be a milf though, i'll give you that, but shed be hopelessly in love with her stud husband who left her and ran off to who knows where
>>150149644More often than you'd think>Loono walks around your apartment in boxers>"Bro, can you throw some pants on already?">He sneers>"Dude, it's not my fault the A/C's fucked up. Besides, we're both guys.">turn into picrel>"I know, that's the problem."
>>150149622I simply like a side of dick with my pussy
Hey.Are you guys gay?
>>150149811What gave it away?
>>150149811We should all be so gay!
>>150149811I am not, although i have done gay shit irl which i deeply regret
>>150148570>>150148812Okay listen I'm not gay but I TOTALLY would that wolf
Apparently that Karen that was homophobic her husband found new love is named Karen Bush.I want her Bush.
>Genderbent Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss.>Sallie Mae stays exactly the same.
>>150149944Picrel becomes canon
>>150149532>You escort Lucyfer outside to the back of the hotel having your hands over her eyes>You have a surprise for her.>You take your hands off her eyes revealing a pond, she's confused for a second until she sees two ducks with a small group of ducklings.>You had adopted a family of ducks for her.>She's silent until she lets out this long, loud scream of pure joy.>Charles hears it and fears the worse >"Oh no oh no oh no oh no!">By the time he got down stairs and sees what's going on. >Charles sees you on the ground with lipstick smears, marks and hickeys.>He then sees her mom in the pond with a duckling on her head.>"Charles look! My Mallard bought me a family of duckies, look how cute they are! OH They're so fucking adorable!">Lucyfer is smiling widely, tears of joy and giggling uncountably but her eyes. The sclera of her eyes were white and her formally crimson pupils were bright blue.>Regardless the sight of seeing his mom this happy in turn made Charles very happy.>Lucyfer swims back over to you and whispers. "Tonight I'm all yours, good boy~">The duckling on Lucy's head starts quacking.>"Hey don't be nosy when mommy and daddy are having a private chat">"Awww how cute" Charles thought "She called herself mommy to the duckling...wait! Did she just call you daddy?"
>>150149811I'm bi.
>>150149954Cute.
>>150149599>Theres no other worthwhile girl close to your age to go afterWe got Willow and most importantlyStrika!
>>150150029I want Strika to fagbreak me. How would she accomplish that?
>>150149954Adorbs.
>>150150040If she's interested.She'll hogtie you then fuck the gay out of you but I don't think she'll go after a steering queer.The two best fagbreakers are FemAndre or BlitzaTake your pick.
Alright.You have been assigned to write Stella's death scene. You can make it as comedic or as tragic as you want, but she has to die for real.Who kills her, how, why, and what does she do while dying?
>>150146244Checked. We need more big bootied bitchboys>>150149810I am gay for feminine lads with curvy bodies>>150149830Then you are a faggot, especially on account of Slaying Princesses
>>150145464I feel like the show would be improved if they hired writers.
>>150150079How would FemAndre/Andrea pull off a fagbreak? I have a feeling Blitza would just come onto you until you give in.
What if Guy! Beelzebub asked Vortex to go jump Loono for a night just to get him loose and mellowed out?
>>150150126Then he'd be a cuck.
>>150150097Fuck that.
>>150149830>although I have done gay shit irl which I deeply regretAre you okay Anon?>>150150097For a more tragic death scene have Octavia do it.For a more comedic death scene have it be by her own hands.Like she'd give Blitzo or Stolas the satisfaction of killing her.Though for a Stella death scene in general, I'll have to put more though into it.
>>150150097>>150150158I'd go full drama/tragedy.>End of Season 3:>Stella and Andre arguing about how to best inherit the family riches>Andre suggests killing Octavia>Stella says fuck no, she is NOT hurting her own daughter. how DARE he suggest something like that?>he rolls his eyes, but seems to drop it>that night, as she sleeps, he impales her with ice spears>as she lays dying she tries to reach her phone to warn Octavia>but she can't reach it or can't talk through the blood>final scene is Andre calling up Striker and saying he's got a new target>end season
>Anon and Loono are platonic pals>they join Blitza and M&M on a hangout>picrel happens>Miller stares at Mitzy's phone screen>"Ah fuckin' knew it."
>>150150116>How would FemAndre/Andrea pull off a fagbreak?She'll just hang around you, being cordial. Overtime she'd start escalating the chatter.Once she notices that little interest you have for her she'd exploit it.Easier way would to get you drunk, but she'd want you to be sober, so you remember every little detail.and Andrea is a sex pest sure but a monogamous sex pest. She'll make sure you crave her every day.
>>150149949at this point it kinda has to be because the issue is never addressed.>Transimpwomen ARE real impwomenexcept they don't both to cover the horns. EVER. Whatever transition they go through, for some reason the horns are never included which is the dead giveaway.So either it's a fashion trend or tranny hellborn are genuinely stupid if they think they are fooling anyone.
>>150150238That's hot. I love a woman willing to rescue me from homoerotic desires.... how would Blitza pull it off (or attempt to)?
Dude Bee would just be Freddie Mercury.
>>150150198>Octavia suspected something was up but when she went to talk to her mother about it.>She saw Andrea putting a dagger through her mother's heart.>The sight of her uncle stabbing her mother, causes a deep rush of bottled up anger and hatred to burst out.>She unleashes all of her magical fury and might onto her uncle who was caught off guard.>Andre tries to put up a fight but is overwhelmed, Octavia stands over Andre.>The once cocky and headstrong Andre is pleading with life, Octavia isn't having it. She gouges out his eyes with her talons.>Then she hears Stella trying to speak to her.>Octavia rushes over to Stella.>Octavia is crying trying to remember any healing spells but Stella knows she has little time.>She pulls Octavia closer and simply says>"I'm sorry for being a terrible mother">Stella lets go of her grip and goes limp>Octavia tries to wake her mother up, she starts singing an old song her mother sang to her when she was just a baby.>She continues to cradle her mothers corpse.
>>150150358Far, far too good for Vivzie to ever put in her show. Love it.
>>150150289>how would Blitza pull it offOh, simple. If she wants you, she's going to fuck you.She is good at sex though, but if she doesn't find you worth it she'll leave you.but if you're into threesomes Blitza could keep you around with Solas.>>150150306Either that or Michael Jackson or one of the Beastie Boys
>>150150389>Beastie Boys The only way that'd work is if he had three heads that'd join the main head for emphasis.>Michael Jackson Anon.... is there anything you'd like to tell us?
>>150150104>>150149958>>150149831>>150149828>>150149816>>150149811
>>150149638Tomboy Angel Dust does sound interest.Besides in the pilot Angel Dust was straight so.
I see a lot of people comparing this shit as a means to shit on nu-Panty and Stocking, but I only saw the pilot and music video several years back. Is the real show really that bad?
>>150145464>I feel like Hazbin would be better if Charlie and Vaggie were both boysI doubt you really think that.
I get that it's logically inconsistent but I like when the men are turned into women and the women stay the same cause I like pretty women
I need to pipe boy Charlie and send Lucifer a pic of him moaning like a little slut
HEAR ME OUT
>>150151942>send Lucifer a pic of him moaning like a little slut>its a pic so no sound
>>150149811Uh... Nooooo...?
>>150150158>Are you okay Anon?I am better now, but this shit will haunt me all of my lifeI feel like i am broken sometimes
>>150153204I'll pray those visions will no longer haunt you Anon.>>150152499>>150151942>Alice-tor drunkenly sends Lucyfer a pic of Charles getting fucked.>Realizes she sent it to Lucyfer and not Dick.>The hotel is forced to evacuate again.
>>150148657I mean they're twinks. You just write a girl but make them slightly more moody.
>>150153328Uh oh…. Alice-tor why?
>>150153328thanks anon, have some cute mother-daughter bonding
>>150153499She was having sex with Charles and wanted to be a dick to Dick.
>>150148812Why is Loona so popular as a male? Seems like she's genderbent more than any other character.
I like twinks and traps. I don't thinm Hazbin's aesthetic works for me. But, I'd love a Western cartoon that actually had cute guys and an attractive art style. Western gay shit, live action and animated, is so unattractive.
>>150153797You're welcome Anon>have some cute mother-daughter bondingNice, more to add to the collection.
>>150153812But I want to have to have sex with Charles!
>>150153863You're going to have to fight Alice-tor to get a piece of Charles.
boyCharlie would be neat because "Prince of Hell" has a much stronger connotation than "Princess of Hell." Like, when you hear "Prince of Hell," you have an image in your head. On the flip side, "Princess of Hell" really doesn't mean anything, because the subversion of the trope is also really common. Like, sure, there are a couple of evil demon princesses, but "actually she's a Disney princess" or just "she's actually kinda nice" is just as common. Saints Row: Gat out of Hell has a character who is almost literally just Charlie, Adventure Time does basically this twice, and Mavis from Hotel Transylvania is this but monster instead of demon. boyCharlie being a pure-hearted dumpling who loves puppies and just wants people to be happy is a much bigger contrast than normal Charlie ever was.Also, it lets you sexually harass Charlie and Vaggie without any backlash. Like Hazbin is never going to make a joke about a male demon creeping on Charlie/grope her butt/rub his dick on her butt, because the fan base would go ballistic and would light Vivzie's house on fire. But if you make Charlie a male, that changes. You could have male Charlie constantly propositioned by dirty old women or have younger whores grind on his dick while he's walking through the red light district, becoming a deer in the headlights because this has never happened to him before, with male Vaggie having to drag him away and protect his boyfriend from dem whore. Like it's an adult comedy set in hell, there's some edgy stuff that can be do but won't cause the audience would get mad if a woman were to do it.
>>150151036Imagine making fun of gays and dykes like Stolas with Asterion whenever you're in public only to pound his ass the second you get some privacy.
>>150154128It'd be nice to be friends with Astarion and I ain't queer for one and secondly. He's got an attractive sister but I rather go with the gunslinger he hired, Strika.
>>150154256Strika IS pretty hot, I don't know how she manages to be so much of a better design than canon.
>>150154283Because there seems to be more soul put into fanart than official work.
>>150154128this, but instead of pounding his ass, i pound his sisters ice cold pussy, heating it up through friction alone
>>150150482>me>exists>still pisses off repressed faggotsLmao
>>150152052He looks pregnant... not that I'm against that
>>150154519He is preggers
>>150154519>>150154555pooner loona...
>>150145464>>150148344>>150154009I would destroy male Charlie's ass with my cock and would easily best any force hell could muster to try and stop me.
>>150154608*boipregger Loona
>>150154608The weak should fear the horny
>>150154128>The name Asterion comes from a green where he was fucking male Blitzo>And femstolas was trying to fuck Agent One
>>150154373>Andrea is having tea with her brother Astarion. Andrea is talking about you.>While Astarion is glad his sister found someone to spend her life with but>The conversation is making Astarion very uncomfortable.>Andrea goes into explicit detail about her life with you, especially the sex.>Astarion is too nervous to interrupt but is slightly impressed a human managed to please her.
>>150154491You must want to fuck spiders.
>>150154647See, that's exactly why I don't post about Loona anymore. That's the reason.
>>150154826I feel bad for you Looner(s)Just imagine you and Stella (or Solas or Andrea"FemAndre" as this is a R63 HH/HB Thread) singing Men of Harlech. https://youtu.be/ps_EMgAux1A
>>150154900I respect you Stellafags but for me if I had to pick between the three I'd go for that FemStolas.>wine aunt>dorky>sweet>utter freak in the bedroom>both of us have been around the block a few timesShe's no Loona but I could make it work. Only problem is she has her own baggage I might not be able to handle.
>>150155055FemStolas is a nice choice Anon.Goetian MILFs & Cougars just have that charm to them.
>>150155111>>150155055too bad that she would be a carpet muncher and most likely hate men
>>150155127I can fix her.
>>150145464I feel like Hazbin would be better if Charlie and Vaggie were both girls and they had sex with me
>>150155147Indeed, though IF that somehow fails.You always got her mom.
>>150155175>FemPaimon introducing you to Stolas as her new dad
>>150155127>>150155111Wasn't it decided that she's at least interested in one specific human man?
>>150155228we are talking about R63 stolas, as he appears in the show, not our thread interpretation
>>150148447This. Have him constantly hit on Vaggie but never get the hint before ending everyday complaining about hell to Loona while awkwardly treating her like a dog but she just reluctantly puts up with it due to how sane and harmless carl is compared to everyone is. Have him sleep and crash out on garbage bags like a hobo every episode because he keeps getting kicked out from hotels for hitting on the imps, maybe even get a cameo of Handbanana or Spaghetti to torment him as hellhounds
>>150149811Rule 63 is a weird edge case where sexuality basically doesn't exist because all you're doing is inventing characters using rough guidelines from other characters. That one is fuckable to you isn't really the same as the other being, that would be like saying banging any girl with a brother makes you bisexual.
>>150155266>we are talking about R63 stolas, as he appears in the show, not our thread interpretation She'd be insufferable then and even less of a character cause Viv only cares about Yaoi.
>>150155228Yes.>Solas is "captured" by DHORKs and is being interrogated by Agent One>She requested him>During the whole interrogation, Solas won't stop flirting with One.>One is nervous that a tall bird demon is attracted him.>Other Agents are holding Agent Two back from barging through the one sided glass and attacking Solas>>150155184>Live Stolas reaction>He's deeply shocked by this.>Not mainly because you're banging his mom.>but because he assumed you were homosexual.
>>150155392>but because he assumed you were homosexual.Well now I'm just picturing this taking place in the actual timeline. Stolas freaks a bit when Paimon says he has a BOYfriend, only to find out Paimon has no fixed form as a higher demon.
>>150155472>Turns out Paimon prefers to be Paimom.>Transforms into Paimon for ceremonies, meeting and parties.>When that's over, she changes back into being Paimom and goes straight back to you.>She sadly couldn't hide the relationship with you any longer then again who's gonna tell her no.>Hell, the only Sin who would take issue would be well...Bee, but Bee isn't going to risk causing a conflict with the Goetians.>Charlie would likely encourage it if she knew about it.
>>150155301>Tonight... You.
why do girls in casual clothing feel so much more sexy than ones in dresses, leather or other such ”sexual” attires
>>150156068
>>150156207Some ladies and gals can pull off either or and sometimes both Anon.
>>150155700I feel like there's going to be at least one or two instances where she takes you along and has to appear male, or returns to you and forgets to change back to Paimom before she plants one on you. It's the rule of comedy.
>>150156432Probably but She wouldn't want you to be around her when she's Paimon just to safe.Because if she saw you while under the guise as Paimon she likely would not help her self or would probably have to treat you like a servant or a pet.>During one longer party she dips for a moment and pulls you aside. >She drops the Paimon look, pulls you into a closet for seven minutes of heaven.>This is how she got caught with you.>By an Imp servant no less. >Thinking they had a rat problem only to be shocked seeing You and "Paimon" in the closet having some fun.
>>150154647>>150154519>>150154555>>150154519>pic related happens to Loona while she's pregnant
>>150156583This is what I get for writing greens.
>>150156715You wrote those greens?
>>150156572On the bright side since she's been on both sides of sex she's probably a monster in bed.
>>150156730Just that one but if you guys are gonna use it for mpreg coomer shit I'm not gonna write any more.
>>150156759What would "Greed Seed" taste like?
>>150156827Better question is why is Fizz advertising bird seed on the cover as if he regularly consumes it?
>>150156759>make genderbend coomer greentext>gets mad when people use it for genderbend coomer meansNTA but to quote a bible, "You reap what you sow.">>150156827>What would "Greed Seed" taste like?Bird seed.
>What would the Heresy Layer be like in HH/BB?>What would you want it and their Sin to be like?>How would Viv make it fucking lame?
>>150156867I just thought Loona would be hot as a wolf twink man I didn't think it'd be associated with growing a fetus inside a dude's lower intestine.
>>150156865>Better question is why is Fizz advertising bird seed on the cover as if he regularly consumes it?>Fizz has to eat things no Imp should eat to advertise them>bird seed >dog food>hay >drew the line at eating raw chum
>>150156897Given that the rings follow the deadly sins instead of Dante's inferno an additional ring would be based off the eighth deadly sin: Despair.
>>150156759Understandable and I ain't a Looner(StellaFag). I don't often let my intrusive thoughts win.but I hope this doesn't stop you from writing greens in general Anon.>>150156733Indeed, also compared to say Stella for example who would not want public displays of affection because she's easily embarrassed or scared her status and reputation would be in jeopardy.Paimom would have no quarrels about it, she'd likely do it just to screw with the Goetians especially her son Stolas, who she knows hates heterosexuality.
>>150156897Viv would make it for 'le free thinkers' and use it as an argument for religious pluralism. I'd make it a self deprecating dig at Gnostics because even if only a very specific christian went to Viv'z heaven it'd make sense for it to be the place for really annoying people. Or if we are going for religious pluralism than the people who deviate from 'official religions' for stupid reasons.>Heresy is part of pride>cordoned off because the other sinners and demons find them too annoying>a large minority are tfw two intelligent types who won't shut up about how their situationist reading of the apocryphon of John predicted this>fair amount of schizo protestants who think it's a simulation>Hasids everywhere and they all hate the other hasids more than anything els>Scientologists and Mormons>white woman 'buddhists' and HindusViv wouldn't have the balls to do this but,>Moorish Science Temple BHI types>any joke involving muslims
Post more boy Charlie
>>150149811No, I feel no attraction to men with facial hair. They have to be cute and soft
>>150157260Why should I!? What's in it for me!?
Lewds of boy charlie?
>>150149811>Gayluigi!
>>150153825Fags really like her design but it pisses them off she's not a gay uwu femboy. So they genderswap her en masse. You look the most popular stuff of Loona up on e6 and half of it's femboy and futa shit.
If Miller doesn't exist or instead of Moxxie, Moxanne exist as Millie's cousinWould you join her in guntism?
How I feel after plowing Boy Charlie’s bussy and have him call me daddy
>>150156959Despair would probably just be a huge downer for anyone who visits from the other Rings. Not even in a funny way, either, it just ruins everyones' moods so anyone who does go there only does so if they absolutely 100% have to. Bee would probably hate it the worst there.
>>150157639>The Ring of Despair was mostly empty until Charlie/Charles took over hell.>but Now there's been a recent increase of the rings population.
>>150157038>Moorish Science Temple BHI typesInteresting story about those guys>in NYC most Jews are from Europe>fuckers are out all the time arguing with Orthodox Jews>in LA where most of the Jews are from the Middle East/USSR>only saw them on Saturday when Yoni and his coke fiend buddies were praying
>>150157316Your bargaining posture is highly dubious
>>150149811No, I don't believe I am.
>>150149811I think I'm bi. I go back and forth between getting hard from women and getting hard from femboys. When I think about femboys, I get really hateful and insecure about myself though and call myself a cocksucker or semen-slurper and stuff like that. I feel a lot better about myself when I get horny for women.
>>150158422>When I think about femboys, I get really hateful and insecure about myself.It's called guilt and shame Anon, that's good you should feel that way.>>150158314Built for Charles.
>>150158482>Built for Charles.do you think charles would be the top or the bottom in his relationship with Mvaggie?
>>150158629He'd be Alice-tor's power bottom, sometimes he'd be top but that's when Charles is angry.Angry Charles makes Alice-tor cream and drip like niagara falls.
>>150149811I have degenerate taste, I like my guys feminine and girls masculine. Like, femboys and tomboys. No idea why.
>>150158726>He'd be Alice-tor's power bottomread again anon, thats not what i asked
>>150158767>That's not what I askedCorrect, I just gave you the proper answer.
>>150158734Do you like feminine women?
>>150158734How masculine are we talking exactly?
>>150158822NTA but Since this is a R63 thread.There's Strika, Lucyfer, FemAndrea, Moxanne and FemStolas.
>>150158995Oh shit I forgot about Paimom!She'd be right below Lucyfer
>>150159325And where does Satana rank?
>>150159934Hi faggot I'm dad
>>150159902For me, she's a bit low on the totem pole.She's nice but I'm not into muscle mommies.
>>150160031More for me.
>>150160063Good for you.More Strika for me.
>>150160121You know she's probably really short.
>>150155392>Solas realizes the best way to get to One's attention is by becoming his arch-nemesis>uses shapeshifting to pretend to be a possessed nun only he can exorcise>he'd have bought it if the nun in question wasn't wearing a sexy nun outfit bought from spirit Halloween>and claimed that he needed to exorcise her while she sat on his lap>or the other time she cursed a table at a restaurant so that only he could approach it without being thrown in the air>and had to sit there with her to break it>potentially shows him off bound and gagged to Paimom
>>150157316Its already in the other thread but I could post a Verosika I just finished. Will that suffice?
I wanna get drunk with Loono. He's probably pretty cool.
>>150160127Just means you can pick her up.She'll be a bit patronized about it but she'll be fine with it so long as it's private and she can sleep on top of you.Also great cuddles.>>150160263Just checked it outVery nice ArtFren. (Best part is no choker)>>150160173>Solas is very passive-"aggressive" towards Agent One. >but When Two shows up she gets extremely jealous, so does Two. >So they just end up getting into screaming matches instead of fighting.>One just stops and watch.>One actually thinks both are cute when they're angry.
>>150160498Strika is cute but I wonder what Loono's chest fur smells like.
>>150160809Why not sniff FemTex's fur, when wrestling her of course.
>>150160844What would it smell like?
>>150160954Depends. She'll put on deodorant and cheap perfume during workdays or casual wear.If she's at the gym just deodorant no perfume.but on special days she'll put on the expensive deodorant and expensive perfume.All honey scented.
>>150161062Cute and hot. I want sex with her in the shower after a workout.
>>150161111Well you've got the quads.Go for it. Have fun with the shower sex.
>>150161153HELL YEAH
>>150145464I normally agree with genderswap stuff when people are talking about the other gay demon show but it just doesn't work with any of the Hazbin charactersCharlie is WAY too feminine for it to work
Male Vaggie is so cute. He's so perfect, like just imagine a group of demon women surrounding him, pinning him down and defile his cute untouched twink body. And every time he acts up the girls would hits him a couple of times to make sure he knows his place.Can you imagine anything more moe.
Why is femstolas so much better than her faggy male counterpart?Its like vivzie wrote a compelling female character and then turned it into a dude
>>150161360Simple, she's a fujo.Also its not only Viv's fault Brandon's as well.
I hate to say this, but I'd have some sloppy buttclapping sex with Blitza.
>>150161439What about Willow?
>>150161439Pump and dump and never call her, booty call and nothing more
>>150145464YOu could've saved on words by saying "I'm gay as an ancient greek"
>>150150104woah, didnt think i'd ever see Rudolph in the wild
>>150150358It's not really an achievement to be better than vivzie, but still, well done.
>>150153825Because all the traits that make Loona popular as a girl can easily translate 1 to 1 when converting her into a boy. Like for some characters you need to rework or recontextualize their personalities but for Loona the stuff that makes her work as a moody emo girl is also just the stuff that makes a moody emo twink work. It also kinda helps that "emo boy" is almost synonymous with being a twink so like it's a very consistent in what male Loona is.>>150161360>>150161439Because the traits that makes Stolas and Blitzo insufferable as men would be hot on an attractive woman. Like Stolas being a lonely wine mom in a loveless marriage and Blitza being a catty single mom bitch works way better as girls than on guys.
>>150161439I'd rather fuck a cheese grater than that dysgenic, vulgar and illiterate little freak
>>150145464>I feel like Hazbin would be better if Charlie and Vaggie were both boys. Prince of Hell being a cinnamon roll is a much bigger contrast and them being boys allows for more raunchy humor that you can't do with female characters. Also emo boys are always a plus.We get it fujoshit
>>150161646>Because all the traits that make Loona popular as a girl can easily translate 1 to 1 when converting her into a boy. Like for some characters you need to rework or recontextualize their personalities but for Loona the stuff that makes her work as a moody emo girl is also just the stuff that makes a moody emo twink work. It also kinda helps that "emo boy" is almost synonymous with being a twink so like it's a very consistent in what male Loona is.That feels pretty on the money with how I feel about Loona. Boy or girl, Loona is Loona. Male Loona just comes loaded with male friendship but there's probably shit to unpack there
>>150161621I'm going to be honest I pulled that story idea out of my ass but Thanks Anon
>>150161663It's the knowledge that I shouldn't that makes me want to...
>>150158726Wouldn't it just be Alice
>>150162378>You know you shouldn't and she knows it.>She constantly teases you.>Pretends to drop something to bend over, so you get a good look at her ass.>Gets drunk more often hoping you give in to your intrusive thoughts and take advantage of her.>"Forgets" to lock her bathroom door so you catch her in the bath or shower.>Works up a sweat and jiggles her chest to cool off, oops its seems this time she forgot to put on her bra.>Passed you a note one time asking if you're interesting in a threesome with her and Solas.
>>150162669Yes but one Anon did Alice-tor on a Lucyfer green(which was good btw)so I just keep it up just in case other Anons get confused.
>>150162696>>150162378I wonder how solas, who is a full blown dyke, would feel about her precious sootrat having the hots for youI think it would eat away at her slowly and turn into jealousy and anger
>>150162790Nothing a good Cloacal tongue bath can't fix
The only character in the cast who I feel would be negatively effected by a gender swap is rather than a net neutral or a net positive is Moxxie. But that's mostly because his main appeal, outside of being used for blatant self inserting, is being treated like a femboy by the fandom do to his size and constant crossdressing so turning him into a girl would actually take away from his appeal.
>>150162896His butt isn't THAT big
>>150162896>the only people negatively affected are weirdo fagsYou've just described why r63ing him is a net gain
>>150145854Faggot site
>>150162905Sorry anon but in the PORN Dimension if the character isn't the reader surrogate their ass will become THAT big.
>>150162937Speak for yourself
>>150162790Well we could go at two waysIt does eat at her as Blitza slowly fawns for you maybe causing Solas to cut it off with Blitza.More extreme measure Solas sees you as a threat to her relationship and would try to get rid of you.or You become the third angle in this love triangle, Blitza somehow convinces, coheres or tricks you into a threesome(s) with her and Solas.>Why buy a dildo when we have you.Of course this leads to another problem.Both Loono and Octavian are not going to be happy about this and god help you if you were friends with Astarion and he finds out.Of course this is all under the context if Blitza is dating Solas.
>>150163005>Blitza keeps hitting on you>"Actually, I'm more interested in your son."
>>150162972Speaking for you too
>>150163015I know you're a fag but keep your fantasies to yourself thanks
>>150156068>>150156317Ah nononono, see I don't hang with no dogs anymore.
>>150162896Idk about you, but i think a girl with his personality is much hotter than just a femboy
>>150162915Moxxie>Great friend who loves guns just as you do, Loona(or which ever lover you're with) and Millie have to be your tard wranglers when you two get to carried away with guns.Moxanne>(Only If Miller doesn't exist) Amazing gun loving girlfriend and sometimes enables your guntism, thinks taking her to the range is a decent date but prefers a nice dinner date.>Wants to be head-patted often
>>150163129Who would she be voiced by?>Inb4 tara strong with the twilight voice
>>150148421>>150148459>>150148474>>150149477>>150149532Getting some real Bedazzled vibes
>>150163219Alésia GlidewellThink Constable Nyla from Sly 2
>>150163253Never seen that Movie
>>150163274>Alésia Glidewell>Think Constable Nyla from Sly 2I actually have no idea how she soundsGot a clip of her talking?
>>150163307Here you go.https://youtu.be/3uAhvx_S40Y?t=50Same actress also voices Carmelita Fox in this game.
>>150163305It's alright movie. Basically guy wants girl he likes to fall in love with him. Devil appears and is a smoking semen demon that is prime Elizabeth Hurley, he's given think a few wishes in which if he fails to win the girl over in any of them, his soul belongs to the devil. So he goes through different life scenario where he ends up with the girl, which all are monkey paw style wishes which all of them result in something bad and results in the girl leaving him or not loving him at all (Example being like he's a drug lord where he gets killed, a basket ball player who sweats a lot and has a small dick.) But he reaches his final wish, but he finally caves in knowing he can never be with the girl he likes and his wish was for the girl he likes to just be happy without him. Film reveals it was a bet the devil and god made with one another and because of it, the guy keeps his soul and eventually finds a girl who genuinely likes him and he himself likes her.
>>150151036>>150154128Why do I imagine rule 63 Stella would have the voice of Liquid Snake?
>>150163573For me he sounds like Dio.
I'd suck off Charles and Dickie without hesitation.
>>150163573>Liquid Snake?You mean Malygoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnuyLoP-07I&t=38s
>>150163573I either picture MStella/Astarion being voiced by either.Sean Bean doing his Richard Sharpe voice.orEdward Norton doing his King Baldwin IV voice.orGregg Martin doing his Jack Swift voice.
>>150163666Not bad choices, Satan.
>>150149477>>150149532SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
King Bee is either going to be the coolest wingman you ever had or he's going to try to fuck you. All I know is it tastes like honey.
>>150163914>Bee sees you checking out Vexxie, his bodyguard.>He then hires you as his additional bodyguard and assigns you as Vexxie's partner.>Be makes sure you're the "rear guard" so you can look at Vexxie's ass.>Bee bought you a gym membership as a form of payment, it's the same gym Vexxie goes to.
>>150164046>Bee has been a cuck for BHC ever since he got abused by the old human king a few thousand years ago
>>150164046>pal around with Vexxie>the two of you spot each other at the gym>she even gives you workout tips, and you can feel yourself packing on muscle>Bee can see the two of you bonding, becoming fast friends>he knows it won't be long before-->you open the door to Bee's room>"Oh, sup Anon. Thought I paid you already, did you need something?">"Yeah. Your booty.">"Wha--">"Look. I likes ya. And I wants ya. We can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours.">He's blushing>hard>he tries to cover it with a cocky smirk, but inside he's livid that a human would dare try to subjugate him again let alone without the ring>but he's also strangely turned on>his eyes spy the large tent your pitching, and he finds himself licking his vulpine lips>Bee flicks his hand>the door magically closes behind you, cutting off any hope of escape>"You really wanna do this?" he asks, already knowing the answer>"Hell yeah," you respond with some possibly very misplaced bravado and begin fiddling with your belt, "I'll have you ass up calling me daddy in no time.">"Give it your best shot, humie," he retorts, tearing off his top to show his rippling pecs, "loser has to be the bottom!">"HELL YEAH">"LET'S GOOOO">clothes fly across the room in a cascade>Vexxie swears there was a small hellquakehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI
I want to fuck all the rule 63 versions both male and female rule 63 versions.
>>150145464Would they kiss?
>>150164046Vexxie would be Vero's bodyguard you STUPIT
You are in charge of making Charlie's meals from now on.What do you make this growing boy?
>>150163874>"Sex with that old hag? You mean sex with me!">>150164210>"Kiss? Yeah, you kissing me"
>>150164174Thats so fucking gay, anonhow would loono react to it?
>>150164315This is an r63 thread, she is now Emil.>>150164366First shock, then you'd never live it down. He'd rip on you for having a thing for foxes and guzzling honey for the rest of your life.
>>150164366>spoiler>"Oh satan he's like my mom!"
>>150164385>EmilFrom Halo?
>>150164385>>150164397I would have thought hed be a little jealous of anon though, since thats what he fantasized about
Verosika thread is dead, now im stuck with faggy HH thread.
>>150164444You can post Verosika in here Anon, all are welcome and besides, you've got the quads to earn it.
>>150164476Drawfag needs to drawmore
>>150164520I want him to draw LucyferWe need more of the duck loving milf!
>>150164476
I bet her panties have a military camo pattern.
>>150166338Digital or woodland?
>>150166510Depends on the day.
>>150166549Commando Fridays?
>>150166601Hell yeah.
>>150148421female alastor is making me act unwise
I am not a disgusting faggot but I would wreck loono's asshole no homo
>>150166784Faggot
>>150166701She's adorable and will steal your liver.
>>150166970I hope she instead shares me the liver from her kills.
>>150166970
>>150166338it would be more funny if she had the most girly, pink, frilly underwear
>>150167699That'd be adorable.
>>150149284I'd call you a schizo if it weren't the fucking truth.
make all the men be women and make all the women be women
>>150166145Would male Vero be a total womanizer, subby bitchboy, bi/pan flamboyant guy or just gay.
>>150149477>>150149532>>150149954I never thought that a man transformed into a woman could attract me so much.
>>150167932He'd be very versatile.
>>150148570>>150149099>>150149268>>150149520>>150149601>>150149790>>150164366Sex with Loono now. NOW. I NEED GREEN.
>>150167811So your saying we should make all of hell female?
>>150167993You get put in the 'Retarded Faggot' corner until you can behave.
>>150168027NTA, but I don't see any problems.
>>150167993No.
give me more pictures of owl girls
>>150168205
>>150168027Heaven too
>>150168027>females onlyBooooring.
>>150168261But I like all the female characters and hate all the male characters. Clearly there's a pattern here and the shows would be improved with one little change.
>>150168300I bet your favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla.
>>150168345Nta but vanilla is the best.
>>150164563I want the drawfag to draw fem Stolas
>>150164563Anon, just listen:Giant Fem!Lucyfer.
>>150168408>She's 10 feet tall.>You don't want to go in the Duck Pit.>But she picks you up over her shoulder and takes you there.
Lucyfer is nice and hot and all but she looks too much like my mom and it's making me feel weird
>>150145464If the show featured two twinks as protagonists it wouldn't have taken off as it did. Prove me wrong
>>150168480I will be your step father now
>>150168480I will always feel thankful that my mom's closest analog in animation is Truffle from Chowder so any time I see someone post lustful milf art I can easily disassociate it from the concept of my own mom.
>>150168496HB has a bird twink and a creepy goblin creature as protagonists and its been a hit so far, though
>>150168480From a psychological point of view, it is normal to feel sympathy towards people who act like your parents, because it is considered that this is just very familiar behavior for us.
>>150168496Your making the claim her the burden of proof is on you.
Imagine Boy Charlie marrying girl Vaggie...
>>150168431Being crushed by a 3-meter tall Fem!Lucifer during a passion was not on my bucket list.UNTIL today.
>>150168630We don't use communist units here. It's 10 feet tall.
>>>/jp/49950068
>>150168653OkBeing crushed by a 15 dicks tall Fem!Lucifer during a passion was not on my bucket list.UNTIL today.
>>150164366>spoilerSee picrel
>>150168236>Those outfits>Fem!Stolas sings Secret Agent Man to a tied up Agent One while coming onto him hardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUKZXIUe45o
>>150168742>Blitza mishears the lyrics and begins singing Secret Asian Man
>>150168795>Blitza'svietnamesecowboyimpressionissoracistthatitcausesMoxanne'sulcertoburst.png
>>150168742
>anon and asterion are hanging out>andrea and solas come over and start getting catty towards each other, which evolves into outright insult flinging and slowly morphs into a full blown catfight>they just look at eachotherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mVfv3b-4E
>>150168901Asterion would be a cool bro. You could teach him how to shoot.
>>150168841>Agent One: Uhh ma'am I thought you hired me for walking your pet?
>>150168820>Blitza, on Earth, having to kill a guy in Chinatown.>"ME SUCKY SUCKY.">Asian Prostitute costume
>>150169058>Blitza isn't even intentionally racist>she just has no idea how humans act and is stupid enough to assume 80s-2000s rated r comedies are accurate depictions of earth>shows up with tape over her eyes wearing a kimono and a rice picker hat to 'blend' in in Chinatown>says stock phrases "Me rove you rong time.">target was a white guy going to sleep with underage fresh off the boat prostitutes and it somehow fooled him
>>150145854clever.
>>150168431>>150168408>>150168630>>150168653>>150168690>Big Lucyfer calls you her duckling instead of her mallard.
Who voices Lucy, or is it still the same voice?
>>150169853Do we have a female version of Weird Al anywhere?
>>150170099pinkie pies va?
>>150170323If any ponkfags were here they would be upset.
>>150170393perhaps, but imagine itimagine hearing pinkie pies voice coming out of lucys mouth
>>150166970She just enjoys cooking, what's so bad on a girl with a hobby?
>>150170323No no, thats a good idea.
>>150169794How much can I earn on my insurance with her?
I need more... base of the fire... I starve...
>>150170719same, but i sincerely hope he writes fewer agent one chapters, those are the most boring and uninteresting ones
Genderbent Agent One and Two.
>>150170792While understandable, however:Addition of CollinI love that fucking goober
>>150170719>I need more... base of the fire... I starve...Posting tonight.. maybe.>>150170792>same, but i sincerely hope he writes fewer agent one chapters, those are the most boring and uninteresting ones Boy are you going to be disappointed! If it's any consolation the soul searching is now over and it's time for horror adventures with Collin. If I don't include horror and thriller elements and just went slice of life I'd be bored writing it.Maybe I'll add Emily to his party so people have someone to goon to.
Since Boy Charlie would be bisexual…What does he like in woman and what kind of man does he like?
>>150171073I'm interesting in seeing what you have when it comes to elements of a horror directionOr whatever the fuckWhat was up with the monks? If the real lesson happened in the library, what could've triggered the strange dream/nightmare? I simply wonder...
>>150171103Interested*MY BRAIN IS MUSHGonna kill meself
are these threads more alive during EU or US hours?
>>150171553You tell me.
>>150171668>now where could my imp double ended 16 inch ass destroyer be?
What if Octavia was your classmate at a snooty rich school?
>>150171696I would ask her out and get shot down hard and go back to masturbating in front of my computer.
>>150171696id probably do the same as i did with the girls in my HS, that is ignore her and shed do the same to me, as the ones irl have
>>150145464>In the universe where everyone is genderbent, that means that the DHORKs are genderbent too.>Big Black Guy Agent Two.>Dorky White Girl Agent One.>Agent Two becomes a big cat-guy.
>>150171696I'd spill my spaghetti and drop out within a week.
>>150171771>>Dorky White Girl Agent One.agent one is a jew, thoughbut it would be a funny pairing
>>150171696I would probably get bullied by rich girl like her.
>>150171796That also means Agent One would take not only his Big Black Dick, but his Big Barbed Dick too.
>>150171818>BBC to cat dick>goes from having one of the biggest penises around to one of the smallest
>>150171073so what happened during the telekinesis training?did anon fall unconsious and dream all that shit up?what does it even mean?i was hoping it would be brought up during lunch, but now with him going to hang out with loona it seems they wont bring it up anymore
Alright new Base of The Fire! Build up but build up is important for storytelling.https://archiveofourown dot org/works/68602336/chapters/182425796>>150171771>Big Black Guy Agent Two.Nah male Two would be a medium built weeb black guy.>>150171796Kek.
>>150172053>so what happened during the telekinesis training?>did anon fall unconsious and dream all that shit up?>what does it even mean?>i was hoping it would be brought up during lunch, but now with him going to hang out with loona it seems they wont bring it up anymoreRead the chapter where Anon learns the Gluttony spell. I was trying to give the implications that the more he rushes into high level astral magic, the more things he attracts and the more risks he runs of going insane.
>>150172097>spoilerso you mean that wasnt some sort of holy defense mechanism?did the owl not know it could happen or simply not care?
>>150172198>so you mean that wasnt some sort of holy defense mechanism?>did the owl not know it could happen or simply not care?Ambiguous. I based it off a nightmare I had irl.
I'd hug girl One and watch anime with her.
>*sploosh*Credit to @Vanity0329 on twitter.
>>150172264Absolutely kino.
>>150171796>>150172284Would girl One have Khazar milkers? And would she be as hairy as normal One?
>>150172218fairstill, i am seriously getting the vibe that he doesnt much care for anon, this is like a side distraction for himlike a kid who adopted a puppy, played with it for a bit then got bored, forgetting theres a lot of responsability needed in taking care of a petnot saying he sees anon as a pet, but he definitely doesnt see him as an equal, potential or otherwise
most people only care about HH/HB because of goon shit so it hardly matters, the audience would just shift to a fujoshi kind and would become even more obnoxious due to its fanbase.
>>150172322Perhaps to both.
>>150172097I was wondering why he'd teach the Astral rain(storm?) spell as opposed to AsmodeanI wonder why...
>>150148344I need to be either his Power Bottom or his Sub Top , no inbetween
>>150149477>>150149532Already fuckable as a Man but somehow equally good like this
>>150149811It does not count if it is fictional characters , everyone knows that , Anon
>>150150029Finally , this character is actually good now
>>150161439I could fix her and stop her from being such an absurd , swear-abusing , egomaniacal selfish fag
>>150172322Agent One is basically Abby Shapiro but 45% more autistic.
>>150173524>I could fix herLmao no you couldnt, shes a hopeless case, she would just drag you down to her level and ruin you too
>>150155301>>150156068lmaopoor carl
>>150145464I feel like Charlie would be a netter character if she didn't have weird ass pig feet
>>150155301>Final battle of season 1>He just stands there, doing nothing.>Nothing but smack talk.
>>150173665Best of all she wears a suit.... wonder if that dhork drawfag would wanna tackle this.
What if loona were your HS colleague?
>>150174335she's not nearly big and cuddly enough...
>>150174335I'd be invisible. As I was before.
>>150173981Someone could ask
>>150174335>teen LoonaI can only get so hard
>>150174651And she can only get so soft.
>>150174691Cease your fattery
>>150174407>>150174691I like 'em chubby too but that is way too much.
>AI sludge
>>150168841Nice.>>150168601>Charles proposes to Vagatha with a glow in the dark ring.>>150173486>>150173221>Being bros and drinking buddies with MStella/Astarion on weekends.>On weekdays you're working with his gun for hire, Strika. Who you later go on to dates with.
