Share your Vs Debate techniques to always win even when your character is a fraud
My character simply isn't a fraud
Soul Eater Vs RWBY numbers according to Death Battle >Soul Eater -Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (7,428 miles)-Black Star can dodge Lasers-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves>RWBY -Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash-Ruby can casually kick with a force of 11 Tons of TNT
>>150155200I say something vague and esoteric, play it up, and when they ask for a source I tell them I won't spoonfeed them and to look it up themselvesAnd if they do I tell them they don't understand the context
>>150155215canon
!!!!
people never understand the point of vs debate is to not gas up your own guy but to viciously tear into another and to watch them die
kwab!
>I love you anon
>>150155200I never cared for these reddit characters.
>
>SLAUGHTERS Superman>RIPS APART Ragna>WIPES OUT Yu Narukami>MUTILATES Mori CalliopeSay her FUARKING name.
>MY INFINITY IS LARGER THAN YOUR INFINITY! >OH YEAH? MY INFINITY IS INFINITY+1>OH YEAH? WELL, MY INFINITY IS INFINITY+1>OH YEAH? WELL, MY INFINITY IS INFINITY IS +1 ABOVE THAT! >NOW MINE IS +1 ABOVE THAT! Ya know, this sounds like infinity to me>SHUT UP!
>>150155261Anon, stop this, I genuinely get butterflies in my stomach with these posts...
I am NOT affiliated with Simon.
>>150155261>>150155279Kamina is so lucky...
>I *grunt* love *cum spurts out from soul's clitty cage* you UNNNNNNGGGGHHH *blasts a huge load into soul's fertile ass* uuughhh...I love you, too, Maka, honey *pulls out dick as soul farts out a few liters of my extra cum and crona lying underneath him cums handfree*
>>150155279Impressive. Now face the true GODS.
>>150155279WEAKERGHANSPIDERMANby Rose
Ruby bros... I am scared...
Is one thread without gay shit too much to ask?
Our QUEEN Makima won the last Thread btw
>>150155207KINGtos bro btw
>>150155318>SLLLLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPP
DOGSHITkima lost btw.
>>150155334When the thread gets too straight Jannies nuke it
>>150155312>WEAKER GHANESLter PABLOker...
>>150155279>EH? Crosstag Battle Scales?! Ruby's Astral Finish is canon?! YAMETE LEND ME FIRE FORCE SCALING SHINRA THIS IS SEASON 1 RUBY I'M FIGHTING
>invites Ruby to his verse which is way above her power level out of nowhere>literally allows Ruby to kill him so she can look cool>lets Ruby borrow his stats so she can win her death battle
>>150155215So if Maka gets any amount of Scaling she might unironically just one shot ruby?
https://youtu.be/GAwQ61u_tSs?si=cnW-ZNPLqp4tzgXIAnyone else miss one minute melee?
>>150155261>kills you and goes 3-0
>>150155369Yep yep,Ragna is the ultimate Chad by lending his strength to those who can't defend themselves
>>150155388>we might get universal MCU Spider-Man scalingFUARK
>>150155369Reminder that Ruby also somehow befriended fucking Susano'o
>>150155369he chose cunny
>>150155405Who?
>>150155354>high school aged girl who doesn't consistently get naked for no reason>getting Fire Force scalingNO
>>150155405Zero victim
I like it when characters just summon swords to fight. Swords are so cool.
>>150155405Cid Kagenou victim
>>150155297Then why did Kamina do 9/11 to Yoko and Nia's pussies while Simon watched?
>>150155405Yajirobe victim
Reminder that Broly rightfully won his Death Battle against Hulk.
>>150155405The strongestEveryone else is his victim
>WHAT? two gods of destruction can destroy 2 UNIVERSES?? I mean we could already destroy one before and SSBlue is a 50 times multiplier according to the fans and let's not even talk about base god stackin-HUH?? Zeno is so strong he destroyed 6 UNIVERSES??? Why am I so surprised despite having SSB Kaioken times 10??
>>150155405ENTER
>>150155428uhhhh w-w-well…
>>150155302...to have Maka join Simon in the bush while he gives Soul his drill for his is the drill that will pierce the bussy.
>>150155438Trvth Nvke.
>>150155454The average heavyweight in UFC preliminaries
Reminder that Alien X would have followed Hal and the watch would have blocked the scissors.
Tell me one cool fact about Spawn
I had a wetdream where I was brutally gaping Crona's asshole
>>150155484Todd McFarlane needs to fix his quality control issues and go back to making Shrek figures.
GIVE ME CROSSOVER SCALING OR I LOSE!!!!!
>>150155380There's not a single "fight only" show that I don't miss honestly, it really does feel like Death Battle only managed to thrive after Rooster Teeth's closure cause it was the only mainstream webshow left that still did crossover animations.
>>150155500Soul... now do it in real life in front of me.
>>150155454MEGUMIN LOSES TO THAT?????
Phew, almost lost that fight. If I weren’t a Vtuber, I’d be DONE FOR…
>>150155438Yep, YEP! STRONGESTTALLESTUNDEFEATEDly always wins.
>>150155519Ouro Kronii...
>>150155505No crossovers needed, Ruby is real, Maka is not. Simple as that.
>>150155380Reminder that the series died because the creator wanted the next season to be all Dragon Ball MUs. Right after the previous season finale ended in a cliffhanger for Madara vs Aizen. What a fucking moron.
who the better marriage material between Maka or Ruby?
Say it.
>>150155578MADOKA'S...
SAY IT!!!
>>150155594Knull victim.
>>150155563Maka 100%. Sure, she would force me to fuck other women while she watched, which is kinda awkward. But Ruby is the type of girl that will take a perfectly-produced plan, tear it up saying we need to “TRUST LOVE!”, and proceed to have everything end up worse because of it. Her uncle’s bad luck quirk must’vs rubbed off on her, because all she knows how to do is make people’s lives worse.
>>150155543Honest question, but how do you believably defeat a character with potent time powers without resorting to stuff like "I am TOO STRONG/FAST for this!" ?
>>150155578>>150155582
>>150155563Maka is a degenerate that only wants you to breed other women and femboys while she watches. Ruby is a trad that hates fags. The answer is obvious.
>>150155543...Jobs to Forsen
>>150155578Why does Knull look oddly jewish in this art
angry green guy rankingLord English > Hulk > Broly > Doomsday
>>150155229The strongest...
>>150155607By having a hax of your own and being quicker on the draw.Like say, being a psychic and controlling the other's mind to avoid them triggering their time powers or just flat out instant lobotomize them via mindrape
>>150155607Being too strong/fast will always be valid. You can't use your powers if your ass is GAPED before you can use them. Intellect is also an underrated feat that isn't taken advantage enough in powerscaling as you might not be stronger or faster, but you can outsmart someone. That's why clever children often beat multiversal characters in stories.
>>150155627FEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTTSSSSSSUUUUUURRRRRAAAAAA!
>>150155667>>150155665I mean while the power is in effect already, not just speed blitzing the guy so he doesn't use his powers.
>>150155673>Kratos is stronger than thisFUARK!
>>150155229>>150155658Fight Whiteface
>>150155405Ainz victim
>>150155693He is a boundless BEAST after all, Asura just had no chance.
So, let's use the Godzilla and Digimon collab to talk about Godzilla. It's said that Godzilla's cell is mutating the Digimons into transforming into him or something similar. How powerful is his cells to transform non-living things (data) into organic beings?
>>150155688In that case I don't think there's a way since time powers are pretty busted to fight against when they're active.Either your character needs a item, gizmo or special ability that makes them immune to timestop or they need to be physically too strong for the opponent to do damage during stopped time
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>>150155688I mean, being too fast even while they're actively trying to slow down time is raw as fuck
>>150155215can Ryuko still take Crona
>>150155755Godzilla cells are absurdly strong. Even Shin's were able to corrupt an Eva.
Thoughts?
Batter? Chara victimMonika? Chara victimOmori? Chara victimBuddy? Chara victimAlex YIIK? Chara victim Madotsuki? Chara victimNess? Chara victim
>>150155484That movie is still happening... some time...
How many battles have been where both fandoms hated it?I can only remember Deku vs Asta
>Ruby is faster than Maka>Ruby is more experienced than Maka
Say it
>>150155758>yum yum that Jam was good
>>150155781>moeshit
>>150155801Amy Rose vs Ramona Flowers
>>150155789all Cthulhu victims
>>150155594ENTER
>>150155776It's crazy that the Heisei are really shown that have his DNA will make anyone into a god. Biollante, Space Godzilla, even Destoroyah. Just have his blood and the world is yours.
>>1501558169 million. 1 percent.
Goku, huh...I just flicked him, why did he explode into chunks?
>>150155781The Demon Slayers win almost on Nezuko alone but Silver Eyes might cause her some trouble
>>150155760It's cool, but it leads to stuff like "He moves at IMMEASURABLE SPEED" from people who take things too seriously.>>150155756That's fair. I wonder how people even get around the issues with fighting characters that can just negate momentum.
>>150155750Hyper Sonic could not TANK this.
>>150155750Metal Mario would TANK this.
>>150155840>no one has been able to debunk her entire verse and little cousin GAPING Superman and Goku
Silver Eyes will GAPE Maka and troonforce won't even be a factor
>>150155816PSSSSSSYYYYYYYCCCCCCHHHHHHOOOOOOTTTTTTOOOOOOSSSSSS!
>>150155907He became a better man
>SHITumites>SHIThragg
>>150155918>WE MUST BE BETTER>*snaps your neck*Based.
>>150155934My HERO.
>>150155755Quick answer: Don't think about it.Long answer: Basically Digimon (animated, video game, and manga series) is distinct from Digimon the digital pet devices (except when they aren't).As a result the Godzilla Digimon are completely their own thing and we aren't totally sure about any explanation what so ever.Though my personal presumption is radiation disrupts Digimon in the same way that it disrupts living tissue. This makes it more prone to errors in replication and thereby allowing mutations to occur.
Ugh, you're a monsterI can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like GodzillaBetter hit the deck like the card dealerMy whole squad's in here, walkin' around the partyA cross between a zombie apocalypse and B-Bobby "The Brain" HeenanWhich is probably the same reason I wrestle with maniaShady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up, consider it to cross me a costly mistakeIf they sleepin' on me, the hos better get insomniaADHD, Hydroxycut, pass the Courvoisi'In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a play dateBetter vacate, retreat like a vacay, maydayThis beat is cray-cray, Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-ALaughin' all the way to the bank, I spray flames, they cannot tame or placate theMonster, you get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster (yeah)I'm normal durin' the day, but at night, turn to a monster (yeah)When the moon shines like Ice Road TruckersI look like a villain outta those blockbustersGodzilla, fire spitter, monsterBlood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpetFire, Godzilla, fire, monster
>>150155789Monika maintained existence even after the player deletes her character file. Not just that but she still has enough power to reform the setting without her presence and then sieze control over it again even once Saori has the club president status in order to fully erase the game.That's far beyond Chara.
>>150155990Where the fuck do you think we are? That's all we do, think about shit even when it didn't make sense.
This is, to me, the most kino and underrated death battle. The dialogue, the action, the character contrasts, it's all just PERFECT.https://youtu.be/mbNrAqmE8cM?t=914
>>150156059It annoys me because they go all in on the Prototype 2 version of Alex Mercer and treat him like an evil monster
>>150155801Unironically Goku vs Superman.Comic fans were largely of the opinion that Death Battle ruined Superman's reputation by selling him as effectively invulnerable and all powerful.
>>150156052You say that like most of the posters here actually do any thinking.
>>150155607Ben 10 couldn't
STOP TALKING ABOUT GODZILLA HE LOST
>>150156073because it's easier to have it be a good guy vs bad guy fight
>>150155801Deku vs. Asta was hated? Why? Black Clover fans love acting tough towards MHA fans. >>150155836Was that because of the story of the fight?
>>150155563Ruby and it's not even a contest.
>>150155789Niko victim.
>>150156059I still can't tell if Cyn is a loli or not to make a Hal joke. She's at least wearing the skin of a child there, right?
>SHITjitaThragg victim.
>>150156059Cole vs Alex's research section felt too much like DB didn't want to do the matchup, but thankfully the fight itself and animation make up for it.
>>150155279>steals your screentime>steals your character arcs>steals your popularity>steals your power ups>steals your character development>refuses to fuck you>steals your spotlight (again)>kills your lesbian robo waifu>steals your offscreen power-up arc>steals dream of becoming hero>steals your most popular lesbian love interest>still refuses to fuck you>dooms you into relationship with mystery meat mulatto twink whose body will eventually get overtaken by your old headmaster while also completely mogging you as protagonistNothing personal Ruby
>>150156131It's kind of hard to tell since "Tess" has noticeable breasts and seems to be taller than she was as a kid.
>>150156109>Was that because of the story of the fight?Because no one wanted that fight
>>150156101No.
>>150156153She can [NULL] my dick into her puss
>>150156059It'd be near perfect for me if they didn't send so much time bitching about having to do this match
>>150156109I know Ramonafags didn't like it because it was an out of nowhere stomp fight against a character no one wanted on the show, even Ramona's creator was confused about the matchup and I'm pretty sure Amyfags wanted to fight Peach or Sakura instead.
>>150156149Who?
>>150156108That seems oddly rare in death battle. Usually it's two similar characters fighting each other, hero vs hero or villain vs villain. The Cole vs Alex fight was kinda unique that way.
You're a real big talkerShitty Kitty walkerBitch your silver eyes won't do shit against MakaYour feats are a jokeYour style's baroqueGo ask Neo for some more tea and croakThey say come at the king you best not missAlbarn's a queen but you get the gistBest you run and hide, support your widowed fatherAnd bitch you better never set FOOT inside Nevada!
What does Silver Eyes even do? It fucks up Grimm but can it even do anything more than that?
>>150155200>>150155271Yeah I never liked when they gave Whiz and Boomstick faces. They worked better as just voices.
>>150156232Paralyzes Grimm(and by extrapolation any inherently "evil") power users, but the problem is that the tougher the opponent the less effective and long lasting the paralysis lasts.So like - if used against Maka's black blood it could paralyze her - except not really because Maka's learned how to control the black blood without her soul falling into insanity and corruption. But if they give Ruby the win it'll almost certainly be silver eyes wank and speed wank even though Maka is actually faster
>>150155339Makima has never lost a single thread
>MEALkima the DELICIOUS
Was he based???https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/140191135/#140195478
Who cares if I'm a FRAUD? I WON. Ain't nobody MAN enough to check me.
I just pooped out MEALkima.
As weapons scythes are actually really inefficient
Hrgh...Y-You dare...? YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS HUMILIATION...IMMORTAL! ACK!
>fight to the death? Nah, I think I'll just stay home.
>>150156109Well, for starters, it's pretty clear they REALLY wanted Deku to win but simply couldn't justify itAsta was horribly misrepresented
QUEENkima just pooped in my mouth, yummers!
Should ruby vs maka be 2d hand drawn
>>150156268>but the problem is that the tougher the opponent the less effective and long lasting the paralysis lasts.It's not a direct correlation. The giant dragon from V3 is still petrified to this day, so it depends more on how strong Ruby's desire to protect someone is.Though since none of her friends will be in danger here, the only way I can see that manifesting without a stretch is if Maka breaks Crescent Rose, then Ruby goes SE on her and finishes Maka with the remains of the blade while she's petrified.Also it doesn't always petrify but can simply hurt and stun you if you're at least part human like it did Cinder and the Hound.
>>150156411Since this entire fight is for Monty Oum's request 3D animated to look like RWBY makes the most sense.
Reminder
Black*Star vs Who?Death the Kid vs Who?
>>150156353>FINAAAAAAAAAL>FLAAA-ACK! >BOOM!>POW! WOW! >SMASH!
>>150156436Irrefutable.
skibidi toilet death battle episode animated in sfm by skibidi toilet guy
>>150156421Point is, it's a bit of a stretch to say it's an inherent weakness to Maka because the black blood isn't even evil or corrupting to Maka anymore
>>150156436hey wait a minute but Doomsday also beat Hulk according to Death Battle and Superman beat Doomsday
>>150156436>Arale is stronger to Goku according to Toriyama>Godzilla is on par with Arale according to Toriyama>Godzilla is the strongest
>>150156353Bejita... That was Dupli-Kate...
>>150156310For me its:https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/140070974/#140120867
>>150156446here's a factif you don't have ageless immortality then you lose to Immortal
>>150156436Are you retarded? How are they going to get to 6 issues without Superman jobbing to fill time?
>>150156451Yeah but it's still inherently "dark" energy so it would an easy way out for them.
*Overpowers your Toonforce*
>>150156433Hasn't this season proven they can't do 3d well
>>150156310jokes on this guy, Spawnrider wasn't even an autumn episode
>>150156462What is this shit
>>150156459SHIT UP STOP TALKING ABOUT GAYSHITTA
>>150156436Not convincing because it uses statements from creators other than DB themselves.Have DB ever done an actual self-contradictory scaling loop?
>>150156513Yes.>Hulk loses to Doomsday>Wins against Godzilla Ultima
>>150156484OG comic Mask is just weak and Walter is just durable as shit
>>150156493>omni-man vs bardock>kratos vs asura>master chief vs doom slayer>miles vs deku>hulk vs godzilla
>>150156521woah what a loop, it looks like a straight line
>>150155200I simply post this and watch them try to come up with a counter argument that doesn’t make them look like a hypocrite.It never failed me.
Silver Eyes work very specifically on Grimm, when they worked on Cinder, it's because she was using Grimm fuckery. It's one hell of a leap to assume that Silver Eyes are anti-evil, and to reiterate, Black Blood isn't even evil.
>>150156484Walter just doesn't care. That's the beauty about toonforce. Someone like Michael Myers could probably no sell it
>Blah blah blah Gojo blah blah MakimaOld news. THESE are MY fuarking heroes!!
Crona vs Ryuko would've been better than both of their actual MUs
>>150156538That doesn't matter, Ruby needs this win baby! also ignore that Maka could just beat her instantly without needing to use Black Blood at all
>>150156553Who did they kill?
Where's the jerk who calls himself the Tick?
>>150156232So the lore behind the Silver Eyes are that they are the power from the Light/Creation god to allow humans to fight against the Grimm (which are the creation of the Dark/Destruction god).Grimm that get hit with it have been turned to stone, encased in stone, blinded, abilities disrupted, or vaporized.Grimm-Human hybrids haven't really been too frequent to gauge, but Cinder (first time she only had the Magic of the Fall Maiden [imbued by a Beetle Grimm], second time she had an entire Grimm arm) lost an eye, arm, and voice (temporarily) the first time and during an interrupted exposure caused her a great deal of pain in her Grimm arm).Against a hybrid Grimm-Faunus, the power was resisted (though that may be because the Faunus also had Silver eyes).The time where it disrupted a Grimm's abilities was a Grimm that affected the emotions of those around it.If I were a gambler, I would say that Death Battle will have this be able to disrupt Soul's Madness Piano and potentially cause severe damage or even kill Maka.The reason I presume this is because Soul gained power through the consumption of Witch souls and Black Blood is a substance of magical origin. Magic in Soul Eater is also rooted with destructive impulses.Death Battle will take this to say that Magic and Black Blood are equivalent enough to Magic ane Grimm of RWBY.
>>150156537Speed force dismantles that entire argument btw
There's a dark side of the toon force and a light side of the toon force. Kill la Kill showcases this in Harime Nui(dark side) and Mankanshoku Mako(light side).Mako's smart and uses the toon force sparingly and for support. Harime Nui uses the toon force like a tyrant inevitably setting up her defeat via cartoon gag
>>150156592You were saying?
>>150156513Hulk to Thor Thor to Hulk Hulk to Thor
They should give Batman prep time from now on like they did with Hulk. BatGOD can't possibly lose anymore.
>>150156628>mind control
>>150156632Hulk had the benefit of both he and his opponent being in an unkillable stand off so there was time for Banner to prep during the fight
Is it true that Maka can bypass aura entirely?
>>150156553Occult Club vs JDF (Kaiju No 8)?
>>150156632Good. Pit him against Itachi.
>>150156655Probably not but Ruby's aura gets casually shattered by wall level impacts
>>150156655Through Soul Resonance yeah. If we're being anal she can directly attack Ruby's soul.
My old CroMa shipping has reawakened thanks to this MUI want to see them kissing with Eddie and Ruby's corpses in the background now
>Maka can bypass Aura thanks>Crona's basic attack was Venom's weaknessAny other Soul Eater MUs like this?
>>150156632Yep, it wasn't fair that BatCHAD couldn't get prep time, but Hulk did. Total bullshit that they broke one of their rules to not make Hulk go 0-3.
The flickering fluorescent tube above Anon hummed, casting a sickly yellow glow across the barren room. Dust motes danced in the stale air, catching the light as he typed, fingers flying across the grimy keyboard. "Is one thread without gay shit too much to ask?" he muttered, the words a bitter taste on his tongue. A sudden chill permeated the room, a cold that bit deeper than the draft from the cracked window. The air thickened, heavy and cloying, like a shroud. A low, guttural rumble vibrated through the floorboards, growing louder, closer. The wall behind him shimmered, then dissolved into a swirling vortex of shadow and glinting steel. Two hulking forms stepped through, their presence warping the very fabric of the room. Barbatos, a nightmare of dark metal and leathery wings, stretched, joints popping like thunder. Knull, a void made manifest, oozed into the space, his tendrils of shadow writhed, tasting the air. "Mmm, that was delicious, though just a MERE APPETIZER!" Barbatos’s voice was a grinding of tectonic plates, licking his lips covered in auburn hair, a sound that rattled Anon's teeth. A faint, sickening aroma, like burnt sugar and something vaguely metallic, clung to the air around them. Bits of something red and stringy clung to Barbatos’s maw, glinting wetly. "But for dinner we came looking for man's butt," Knull added, his voice a low, sibilant hiss that slithered into Anon's mind. His shadowy gaze, twin pinpricks of malevolent light, fixed on Anon. "We know who you are Anonymous." Anon's breath caught, a cold knot tightening in his stomach. He tried to swallow, but his throat felt like sandpaper. "Or what we call you, Anonhandsome," Barbatos finished, a leering grin splitting his metallic face. "We'll tell you what. We like ya and we want ya. Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. The choice is yours." Anon’s heart hammered against his ribs. He shook his head, a single, defiant tremor. "No."
Can Crona solo RWBY
>Maka comes from Fire Force's world>characters in Fire Force regard the 3D human world as nauseating, eldritch and incomprehensible>Ruby isn't from the real world but is still 3D enough to generate a similar effect
>>150156768"He chose the hard way," Barbatos rumbled, a dark delight in his voice. Knull’s shadowy tendrils snaked out, wrapping around Anon’s limbs, pinning him to the floor. The metallic tang of Barbatos's breath washed over him as the monstrous being loomed. Barbatos's massive hands, each finger tipped with claws like obsidian knives, tore at Anon’s clothes, ripping fabric with a sound like thunder. Anon writhed, a desperate, strangled groan escaping his lips, but Knull’s grip tightened, crushing the air from his lungs. Barbatos’s monstrous weight pressed him down, a suffocating burden. The metallic skin of Barbatos's groin rubbed against Anon’s thigh, rough and cold. A thick, prehensile shaft, dark and glistening, emerged, pulsing with an unholy light. It pressed against Anon’s ass, slick with something viscous, then slid, agonizingly slow, into his tight opening. Anon arched his back, a silent scream tearing through his throat as the immense length stretched him, tearing. Barbatos grunted, a deep, satisfied sound, as he began to move, a slow, deliberate thrust that drove him deeper, pushing past Anon’s resistance. A wet, squelching sound filled the air with each relentless push, punctuated by Anon’s ragged gasps. Barbatos’s balls slapped against Anon’s buttocks with a sickening *thwack*, a rhythm of violation. Anon’s body bucked helplessly, tears streaming down his face, blurring the monstrous figures above him. The metallic shaft plunged in and out, tearing, filling, stretching him beyond endurance, a raw, burning agony. Barbatos groaned, a deep, primal sound, his thrusts growing more frantic, more brutal.
Maka no-diff speed blitz curbstomps with power of friendship courage punch
>>150156779Yes because my boywife can do anything.
>>150156787Anon’s muscles spasmed, clenching around the invasive length, but it only seemed to incite Barbatos further. A final, guttural roar ripped from Barbatos, and a hot, thick gush flooded Anon’s insides, burning, expanding. Then, Barbatos pulled back, his form shimmering. Knull released Anon, who lay limp, broken, his body trembling uncontrollably. Barbatos bent over him, a dark, viscous mass forming in his mouth. He leaned down, forcing Anon’s jaw open with a powerful hand. A wet, soft plop, and the putrid, half-digested remains of Makima, still vaguely recognizable, landed in Anon’s mouth. The taste of bile and something indescribably foul filled his senses, gagging him. Behind a bush, shrouded in the deepening twilight, Yoko Littner watched, her eyes wide, a slow flush creeping up her neck. Her hand, trembling slightly, dipped beneath the hem of her skirt. "Oh, Yoko," Madoka Kaname whispered beside her, a soft sigh escaping her lips. Her cheeks were crimson, her gaze fixed on the scene. "Thank you for inviting me. This is... so hot."
>>150156779Yes, low-diff at worst.
ULTRAMAN vs Iron ManWhat do you think?
>>150156781Shinra then gets the same level of power that turned 3D humans into 2D and if you gigawank Maka you can make her relative to Shinra
Acid resistance?
>>150155755Since it's not Ultima, Godzilla actually has a lot more to gain from Digimon scaling than the other way around.
>>150156073That's literally him EOS, why wouldn't you use it?
>>150156844As in the tiny Manga version of Ultraman? He has like no feats and dubious scaling to Ultra series with actually good feats.
>>150156889Because Prototype 2 is awful and should not be considered canon
>>150156844I like ULTRAMAN vs Hibiki Tachibana more
>>150156912Too bad it makes up half the franchise lol
>>150156538Grimm are demons in all but name with no specific properties. SE can be viewed as a general holy type weapon. Of all the possible leaps and stretches to complain about, this one is really minor. Especially considering they have to work with something for the match-up.
Evil Cole wasn't included in the fight because they weren't strong willed enough to include a based BBW enjoyer
Funny how the weakest SMT demon and Umineko witch can solo everyone from Marvel/DC/Dragonball, etc.
>>150156966True. All of fiction are Dr. Nanjo victims.
>>150156781>Ruby's presence makes Maka go insane>Now Maka can brutalize Ruby in the most gruesome way possible and it wouldn't be out of character Kino...
>>150156966>Walmart sized universes and book level
>>150156908There is also the anime too.>>150156920Really, why?
>>150156966The trips confirmed it >>150155888
>>150156975>Ruby's presence makes Maka go insane>Now Maka can get cucked by Ruby in the most gruesome way possible and it wouldn't be out of characterFTFY
>>150156293>DELICIOUSIndeed
I actually thought the animation for Ruby vs Ragna was good
>>150156566I don't think it is even a matter of using it though, the Black Blood is part of Soul, so presumably he could be vulnerable if Death Battle rules BB to be equivalent to Grimm. Elaborated upon here:>>150156577
Weiss is going to be all alone as the only loser of team RWBY.
>>150157003K, b, c
SHIIIIIIINNNNNNRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!GIVE ME FIRE FORCE SCALING AND SOUL'S BUSSY IS YOURS!!!!
>>150156553Makima unironically solos the main DDD cast all at once
>>150157042What did you expect from the Queen of Jobbers?
>all of Team RWBY have gotten episodes before Touhou got oneWhy is Touhou so irrelevant and forgettable?
>>150157012>given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Ruby to take little damageJokes aside it had good scenery and action, but it being a glorified RWBY ad made people dislike it.
>>150157139They have faced more ridiculous hax.
>>150157159Almost no one cares about it in the west
>>150157159Imagine combining the issues of doing battleboarding with Godzilla and battleboarding with SCP.
Stocking Anarchy vs Death the Kidwho wins?
>>150157219Death the Kid.Unless you use some truly innane VSBW off shoot info, Stocking is roughly a blockbuster with hypersonic speed. Death TK takes the stat trinity by several magnitudes.
>>150157219Stocking Anarchy vs my peniswho wins?
>>150157159>most popular matchup had to compete with dio vs alucard>reimufags and marisafags still haven't decided on a matchup for their characters>cirno is practically all scaling so using her right away would be strange>yukari vs giratina isn't really liked and gilgamesh is apparently too strong for death battle or some shit>no research team member obsessed with it enough to push it
Scholars, may I suggest….
>>150156109Asta didn't win hard enough
>>150157139It depends A LOT on verse equalization. Though Makima could potentially have a match up with the resident power stealer in the Dandadan setting: Saint-Germaine.He can steal any alien or youkai ability so long as he asserts a victory over an opponent.
Is there a single person in history who can beat inferno cop?
>>150155200
>>150157333Better bring her sweets or you're liable to have a hasselback weiner.
>>150157333stocking. She's a whore, right? you're gettin' super AIDS, chum.
YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY! My favorite character is Asura and my second favorite is KINGtos BTW!
Stay strong. Do not take the bait.
When was the last time we had upcoming DB this ass? Even the shitposters aren't feeling it since most anons consider Maka's victory inevitable without Kratos-tier asspulls from DB
>>150157434Probably Chief vs Slayer, at least Deku vs Miles was funny
>>150155755I don't think so. It's just another story where an outside influence causes a mutation in the Digicore and the cells aren't really doing anything to data that we haven't seen before.
>>150157172They often win against stronger enemies by plot related reasons The Space Globalists and the Mirror Youkai are crazy strong (they would win against Makima easily) but the main gang lacks the power of hax to actually pull that off.The strongest dude (Evil Eye) in the team is a brick with no way to disrupt her contact >>150157219Shit... I wanted to come up with this one by myself...>>150157347I hope we get to know More about Saint-Germanie as a character, I do think he has a lot of potential MUs but I don't want to even begin to think about any of them before actually knowing who he is as an individual.and just for the record I think DDD will end up being absurdly strong by the end of the series
Why are DEGENERATEvel bros like this?
>>150155405Sung Jin w00
>Diaper/brapfaggortry out of NOWHEREGentlemen...
>>150155840>just straight up dead outside of forgeries>meaning she is corpse level in realitykek
Death Battle redoes every battle from this and last season but without cosmology schizobabble, what outcomes change?
>>150157528None of them
Be better men.
>>150157338>hundreds of iconic matchups that eclipse Touhou they never did like Bugs Bunny vs. Mickey Mouse>dozens of characters from popular series they have done that still haven't been covered like Gohan, Piccolo, Itachi, Bakugo, Sukuna, etc.The vague reference to Reimu in the Banner equation that was included by one of the staff to call her a jobber and praise his own OC and Simon might be all Touhou ever gets.
Dragonball characters are boring for matchups because they all fight the exact same way. Punch, ki blast, transform, whatever. I'm sick of them honestly.
>>150157528All of them
I NEED COOKBOOK SCALING OR I LOSE?! I AM SUCH A FRAUD!!
>>150157577I still want to see Gohan and Piccolo because I like them.
>>150156528Everybody thinks those eps look bad
>>150155229682 victimhttps://youtu.be/NvCDFoneMl8?si=xaWIRdC9CQV9mTx0
>>150157577Yep, yep, yep. Not like comic HEROES who punch, fly, fire generic energy blasts and uhh...
>>150157595Superman...
>>150157577As opposed to most comic book heroes that 100% don't do that, right?
>>150155215who Maka should've fought.
>>150157159>literally no feats that are vaguely above wall level even though they're supposed to be universe busters or something>no character who's the obvious "face" of the franchise a lot of people know, even that one brown haired chick people post would draw 0 dimes>zero good matchups, literally not a single one, most of the characters they'd fight against (something touhoufags don't realize is that both of the fighters in a match need to have importance) are also literal whos or just have better matchupsProbably one of the absolute worst series they could ever use and you can tell from the Casts none of them are even slightly interested.
>>150157627>>150157608Nah, I prefer fights with more interesting powersets like Mahito vs Shigaraki or Aizen vs Madara.
>>150156768>>150156787>>150156806Hot
>>150157599Eh, I think Chiefslayer had good choreography and Hulkzilla turned out decently despite what the size difference would lead you to believe, Ultima's model was garbage though
>>150157554>kasen vs potential the hedgehog was in the tournament of champions>the team apparently likes it>the guy pushing it has helped death battle directly multiple timesIt has a chance, too bad it has to be THAT matchup.
Ronald McDonald with all superpowers of all cartoons and media vs Ronald Reagan with all superpowers of cartoons media and parodies.
>Weiss jobs to a rock she threw herself>Blake jobs to basic Grimm and group of mice despite being a cat girl herselfRuby-sisters, our scaling isn't looking too hot...
>>150155229YIIK victim btw.
>>150157708Outerversal rocks and mice.
>>150157528>DEATH BATTLE, I NEED THAT TREE WANK, YOU HEAR ME?! THIS IS TUTORIAL ASURA I AM UP AGAINST! IF YOU TAKE AWAY MY COOKBOOK, I AM NOTHING! MY VERSE WOULD BE PLANET LEVEL AT MOST AND ASURA CAN FART STARS AWAY WHEN HE’S ANGRY ENOUGH!I AM 9 MILLION UNIVERSES LOWBALLED!I AM 9 MILLION UNIVERSES LOWBALLED!I AM 9 MILLION UNIVERSES LOWBALLED!
>>150157676Is there just a bunch of Silverfags on the team? I never understood the wank for objectively one of the top ten worst Sonic characters.
>>150157528>what outcomes change?Asura will be the one TEACHING Kratos
>>150157800Kek, Kratos really said this.
>>150155607You simply hit them before the time they activate their ability.
>>150157706The Reagan Smash wins.
>>150157641Same. Hax/power interactions > cosmology slop
>>150157800>>150157833>KINGtos still absorbs asura's energy>KINGtos still has the vastly bigger arsenal, including stopping time or doing things asura can't deal with like freezing or electrocuting him to death>KINGtos has the same sort of resurrective immortality as asura and will eventually drain all mantra from the universe preventing Asura from ever coming backKeep yipping, dogs.
>>150157520>episode 3>a forgeryShiggy de diggity
>>150157884That arsenal doesn't matter when Kratos is too slow and weak to make use of it to be a threat without his memetic cookbook scaling
>>150157636>literally no feats that are vaguely above wall levelSuika creates black holes and destroyed heaven by punching it, characters dodge light based attacks all the time, there's a feat in the manga that's around town/city level. Perfectly usable, and Touhou is a hax series anyway.>no character who's the obvious "face" of the franchiseReimu and Marisa are the main characters, Sakuya is the most used character in vs contexts.>you can tell from the Casts none of them are even slightly interestedWhich casts?
>>150157912If Kratos isn't allowed to scale to the Primordial shockwaves which is an actual thing he's done then Asura doesn't get his Chakravartin laser.
>>150157884>SHARTos loses his MFTL+ speed and 9 million times universal AP/durability>gets instantly red misted before he even perceives what happened>respawns >rinse and repeat until he gives up
>>150157932You can remove the entire Chakravartin section and Asura still bodies Kratos entire verse.
>>150157909>every magic scene is fake and made up>Umineko characters are all human level jobbersyes
Maka isn't evil, and Maka isn't stupid, and Maka isn't a grimm. The silver eye cope makes no sense. I mean shit Ruby used it on Cinder who IS evil and WAS using grimm magic and it just mildly inconveniced her
who's winning this
>>150157352Axe Cop
>>150157924>Suika creates black holes and destroyed heaven by punching it,Show me any of these 'feats' nowEvery time you or any other Touhoufag has posted them it has always been some character saying some vague shit about how they're going to 'shake the very heavens' and then nothing happens>Reimu and MarisaNo one cares or knows who the fuck these are>Which castsThe ballots. Every single time they're posted here, they always say "damn we sure get a lot of Touhou pitches huh?" and then toss it in the trash.I should correct myself, the 'casts' are where they discuss matches they like, and they have not featured a single Touhou character on them ever
Who could POSSIBLY challenge the Overlord of Nazarick in a wizard duel? WELL?!
>>150158029Reinhard from Re:Zero, maybe? He probably has enough bullshit so that Ainz doesn't instakill him with hax
>>150157932>Primordial shockwaves>cosmology schizobabble that happened so long ago (in a visual interpretation of a cutscene that only said to have created the Earth) before Kratos was born it’s irrelevant and which Kratos doesn’t scale to it whatsoever>Chakravartin laser>shit that happened on screen during a fight which Asura scaled to and had no cosmology schizobabble behind it
>>150157970All jokes aside how strong do you think Kratos really is? I'm comfortable saying his lifting is disproportionate compared to his striking. I just can't see Kratos punching a hill and leveling it
>>150158048He's like the anti-Goku yes. He can probably lift a few city blocks maybe up to a mountain with some effort, but destroying anything more than like a small boulder with a punch seems implausible
Cool fight.Now let's see Kratos fight this Asura.
PRESSUREPUSHING DOWN ON MEPUSHING DOWN ON YOURUBY IS DUMB
>>150158029Gandalf stomps
>>150158047>cosmology schizobabble that happened so long ago (in a visual interpretation of a cutscene that only said to have created the Earth)Did it even create the earth? Did the primordials create every other mythology as well (considering each mythology is restricted to their own region/country)? That seems kind of broken
>>150158048Kratos is around large building level as he can become a giant kratos. As giant kratos he was able to easily destroy multiple buildings. Kratos should also be massively hypersonic in combat speed as he was able to dodge lightning from zeus.
>>150158074>Sissy MeGAYmi TenSHIT
>>150158029Ainz is pretty much all hax in a duel, though he does have a lot of experience fighting other players (not to Touch Me's extent, mind you). You'd need someone who can survive>Getting hit with a nuke around city block size>Getting hit with something like Reality Slash>Getting their heart crushed (assuming level restrictions don't apply)>Time stop>TGoALiD (having a revive works)I'm trying to remember what other abilities he has that can work in a 1v1 situation. Most of his powerful stuff is better suited for an evil general standing at the back of his army.
>>150158048Unironically, his striking strength is probably large building to city block level at most. The gods themselves aren’t the most durable like Poseidon who bleeds hard when slammed against rocks or Hermes who gets hurt badly from crashing into a building. Kratos mainly relies on his gear to get the job done.
>>150157991>"Weiss please lend me your scaling, this is Maka I'm up against and Monty died years before he could make me strong enough to fight her!">"Ruby, I know you are stressed over fighting an opponent that is stronger than our entire verse, but stop panicking and think for a moment. I'm infamous for jobbing in every season of our show and have no feats to be proud of. I knocked myself out with a rock I threw, Looney Tunes-style, for Oum's sake!">"Oh come on Weiss, that totally means you have toonforce I can scale to! And who else I am supposed to ask for scaling if not my own partner, huh? Justice League, Blazblue? Cross-overs don't count for Death Battle! Yang is still battling the fraud allegations and Blake is even bigger jobber than you are! She loses to her own weapon and bunch of mice! She's supposed to be a Cat Faunus for Oum's sake! What kind of cat loses to a mouse?"
>>150158029Fellow D&D 3.5 lich overlord, everything Nazarick actually wants in their leader, also able to know and see the system he operates in
Kratos has several hax that would allow him to kill asura anyway. Like taking his soul with blades of hades or stabbing him with the blade of Olympus which would drain asura of his mantra. If you think asura is too fast for kratos to hit kratos could just slow time from the get go which asura has no counter too.
Unironically Kratos is consistently mountain level.
>>150158047>something happened before a character is born, so it's irrelevantWhy are Asurasissies like this?>Kratos doesn't scaleHe fought characters who killed Primordials.
>>150158125YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAINI ONLY HAD NINE SEASONS TO GROW AND DEVELOP AS A CHARACTER. AND THE CHECKS TO OOBLECK'S VOICE ACTOR BOUNCED SO HE WAS BARELY IN ANY OF THEM
Amusingly, Ainz can actually easily solo the JJK setting.
Kratos winning is still funny and seeing Asurafags cope saying they couldn't lose the audience or they got paid is hilarious
God created the universe so jesus can't scale to god because... he wasnt born yet
>>150157932>actually check the Primordial scene>in 4/5 scenes they're mountain sized>narration says the forged the earth for an eternity>the big shockwave seems to move faster than the Primordials themselvespathetic
>>150158147Kratos can only use time slow as far as I can remember while Asura has countered complete time stop by Chakravartin. I also doubt the time slow would actually that powerful enough to slow Asura to a point where Kratos can match him in speed. Soul manipulation wouldn’t work as Asura could resist it the same way Kratos did when Hades used the claw of Hades against him. Asura’s soul could also not be manipulated by the Gohma or Seven Deities due to his rage. Also while it’s not technically canon, Asura has also completely matched and countered the Raging Demon from both Akuma and Oni respectively.
>>150158203RETARD-sama, Jesus existed before the universe was created...
Chakravartin created the universe but Asura wasn't born yet so he doesn't scale
>>150158183Funniest thing is that post-Vol.9 Ruby is actually WEAKER than the post-Vol. 3 Ruby with far more anti-feats than feats. Silver Eyes that 1-shotted giant dragon? Mildly inconveniencing Cinder now. Anime-tier fights and combat kills shown by choreography? Gone after Monty's death.Maka grew stronger as her manga progressed while Ruby kept regressing
>>150158029>wizard duelYeah don't go chasing waterfalls BITCH
>>150155607>>150157849This. Just punch them
Asurafags and Benfags should kiss.
>>150157991>I mean shit Ruby used it on Cinder who IS evil and WAS using grimm magic and it just mildly inconveniced herIt fried half her body, permanently disfigured her and has made Cinder so scared of Ruby she runs away the second she is confronted with the Silver eyes. And she only had a tiny little beetle grimm with her when it fucked her up. Ruby also petrified a building sized Grimm with it.But you are correct in the fact that it won't work on Maka. That's what the DC and Blazblue scaling is for.
>>150158174>killed a weakened Cronos (with a weapon made to kill him) who in his prime sneak attacked and chopped off his father’s balls with a weapon made to hurt the guyKEKAROOO!
>>150158281I mean we're all clear on Silver Eyes needing Grimm specific components here, right? Cause that's what Cinder was making use of specifically? We're not gonna just bullshit our way into saying that well erm actually it's anti evil and anti- David Lynch are we?
>>150158255>Chakravartin recreated the universe before Asura was born and just after his deathfuck Asurabros we were so close...
>>150158019Black hole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSyhMez-UT4 13:15Heaven feat https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/SuikaFall of great stars https://mangadex.org/chapter/a2e2479e-e285-415b-95a2-b74849cdf557/12Cirno dodging Sunny Milk's sunlight attacks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK-tLNPWHZc>No one cares or knows who the fuck these areWrong, and Death Battle has been using lesser known characters since Season 2.
How strong is your HERO at max wank?
>>150158255…except when actually did by beating the shit out of Chak on screen LMAO.
>>150157528Well a ton of the numbers fall without a floor under them.Omnidock was not affected by cosmology scaling.Giorno wins.Bowsegg stays the same.Amonguys probably stays the same.Kratos dies to two arm Asura.Spawnrider favors Spawn more cause the stat gaps are smaller.Mahitoraki unaffected.Drill still drills (Kyle's weaknesses are his mentals, while Simon's potential weaknesses are the same, Kyle is liable to cause his own problems)Bizarrely enough WileCat is unaffected since Tom's xianxia scaling wasn't even a factor.Moralezuku is unaffected (actually it might even be worse for Miles since Vibranium would get nerfed from the removal of cosmology)Hulkzilla cannot function without cosmology. Gamma Mutates being inextricably tied to the most beyond point of the cosmology kinda does that. That being said, Godzilla Earth could be used in place of Godzilla Ultima. Against a Hulk that cannot revive, then it is totally possible that Godzilla could net the win.
>>150158242Uh well kratos could just activate spartan rage and become fucking invincible for the entire fight. Its really only a gameplay mechanic that he can even run out of it. And then he just wipes asura from existence by utilizing the power of hope to erase asura as a concept just like what he did to zeus who was the embodiment of fear.
KINGTOS could EASILY kill Asaar... If they forge him a weapon specifically meant to hurt Asura, with the correct strategy, the element of surprise and favorable weather he could take him...
>>150158347I feel like Godzilla should have been able to "rewrite" the laws of gamma so that the Hulk couldn't transform. A big part of Archetype was its ability to alter the universe it is in to suit ITs liking.
>>150158029Rudeus Greyrat from Mushoku Tensei:>Demon Eye of Foresight: demon eye that allows Rudeus to see into the future>Can see 1-4 seconds in the future clearly>Can spam the use of Foresight consecutively>Disturb Magic: technique that can disrupt or seal magic flow>Magic Absorbing Stone: can negate mana, fitted on his armor's gauntlet Can't instant kill if you can't even use spells
>SLURPza destroys a planet that happened so long ago before Gohan was born it’s irrelevant and which Gohan doesn’t scale to it whatsoever
>>150158343>except when actually didJesus, check before you post man
>>150158325>My HERO at his canonical strengthNormal human-level with slow-acting regeneration and technical immortality with limited mind control>My HERO at his max wankMULTIVERSAL UNKILLABLE IMMORTAL THAT BRAINWASHES YOU INSTANTLY
Loid vs Agent 47who wins?
>>150158379Post a dragon ball character destroying a solar system. Non-canonly doesn't count, btw.
>>150158376What are his stats in a pure fight?
>>15015841247 by disguising himself as Anya
>>150158415did I post anything related to that?
>>150158412Loid is "just" an excellent spy. Agent 47 is the best assassin in the world. Would it be a better match to put him against Yor?
>>15015841247. Professional Spy loses to Professional Assassin especially as Loid has already gotten canonically bodied in 1v1
>>150158315>black hole>just some generic swirling vortex thing that's barely bigger than a houseKEKAROO! Might work if they fought a character with a similarly fake 'black hole' for purposes of comparison, I guess.>Heaven featVague as shit>Town level featI guess that's something, but the way you faggots screech about Touhou this would be a non-factor for Death Battle.>Wrong, and Death Battle has been using lesser known charactersLike literally who? I guarantee you more people know who the fucking Killer Instinct characters are more than they know Touhou. Even for more obscure characters they can turn them into DIMESful matches like TJ vs Balrog or Jon vs Sabrewulf based on 'badass boxers and a cool comeback arc' or 'badass werewolves that rip each other apart'. What the fuck is the draw of Glupshittia Scarlet 'breaking the heavens'? Who is she even fighting?
>>150158431I'm just asking. Go on. Post it.
>>150158412Anybody who's saying 47 wants him to win more. I do too, I love old Hitman kino over Shit x Fagily. But Loid wins because he's an anime character with dumbass feats while 47 is just a sort of strong guy with a good track record.
>>150158442why?
>>150158436>>just some generic swirling vortex thing that's barely bigger than a house>time eater out of NOWHERE
>>150158393I realized that the moment after I posted it since I erased the “he” by accident when editing the sentence and forgot about it. My bad.
Post characters above platonic concepts
>>150158462Mario
>>150158311There is a misconception that it fucks up magic in general, so if DB use that logic then they might have it fuck up Maka (they shouldn't do that however). The Silver Eyes are a specific power that's only effective in against grimm.
>>150158462
>>150158457Why not?
>>150158462Kratos
>>150158415Yes it does. The CHADnime is CHADnon unlike the optional toilet paper.
>>150158477well if you really want to see it then search it up yourself, go ahead and venture forth to complete your quest
>>150158462KINGtos.
>>15015843347's best opponent is another hypercompetent assassin
>>150158311Is Maka weak to Holy weapons?Because Silver Eyes might be classified as a Holy weapons since the power is the same and originates with a God.
>>150158458Touhou should fight Sonic. Both verses are jobber statementfags.
>>150158351>Its really only a gameplay mechanic that he can even run out of itProof? Also if he could become invincible all the time, then he would never struggle against rocks. Asura could go invincible too with Unlimited Mode.>the power of hope to erase asura as a concept just like what he did to zeus who was the embodiment of fearZeus was just infected by fear, he wasn’t the embodiment of it. Kratos just beat his spirit form or whatever enough until it came back to his body so Kratos could kill him for real. Fear still existed after Zeus died.
>>150157344
>>150158560I mean that's why Kasen vs Sonic is a thing even if no one fucking wants it
>>150158264>Miles and Kerry knew about the matchup since Yang vs Tifa>had over a decade to prepare Ruby for the matchup with all the feats or buffs they could in their imagination>she got nothing; just six volumes of standing around and talking>LESS than nothing, she got NERFED; her superspeed quirk got downgraded to “turn into mildly fast flying rose petals”>they could LITERALLY, RIGHT NOW, just say, in a random interview, “Yeah, Ruby can destroy a multiverse. It was part of Monty’s outline”.>You just KNOW they won’tWhy do they hate their dead friend so much?
>>150157344>>150157358>>150157382>>150158567>jobber fartsENTER
>>150155271>>150156247I agree.
>>150158462Definitely not Kratos, KWAB!
>>150158617KEKAROO!
Bring me your block levels. I need more city block level fights.
>>150158436>Vague as shitWhat's vague about it? She destroys it straight up so she scales to whatever its size is, be it planetary or universal. No different from Hulk destroying a universe by clapping.>Like literally who?Bucky O'Hare, Ivy Valentine, Afro Samurai, Lucy, Star Force Mega Man, every RWBY character and Mitsuru.
Holy shit my wankers are all BROWN!
>>150158617>gods should be above platonic conceptGod is
>>150158617Derrick is right
>>150158636every character…
>>150158617Greek gods are weak as hell, what are these people smoking? The only "above platonic concept" deities are stuff like Hinduism or the Abrahamic God
>>150158617Kratos-bros, can you explain?
>>150158599B A SSSS E D>>150158617everything and everyone is above that failed conceptwankers are absolutely retarded
post a Touhou feat greater then this
>>150158636SOLARnic...
>>150158563Did fear still exist after zeus died? As nobody was afraid anymore after he killed zeus. Checkmate
>>150158636KINGtos… Warrior-Z loves you so much though!
>This general went from /dbs/ colony to a /dbs/ refugee zoneDO ITDO IT ALREADYTHEY'RE HERETHEY'RE ALL HEREFUCKING SEND THIS PLACE TO /trash/ ALREADY
>>150158419I'd say bare minimum city level, maybe mountain to large mountain with some scaling to another character he fights, giga wanked to continent (he does not reach that though). Here are his best straight feats: >created a 1km sized meteor with earth magic>created an imitation of a nuclear explosion, we're told later on that the explosion made an entire forest disappear off the map>created a mountain-sized iceberg and he also says he can create entire mountains with earth magic (his words, not a feat) >can create massive thunderstorms, he intended to use it one time to flood an entire city with it That's about it, with some scaling to another character you can get his mountain AP scaling. As for speed: >swordsman of his world can go from soundspeed (lower tiers) to supersonic+ (mid-tiers) to hypersonic (higher tiers), top tiers of the verse can casually dodge/react to lightning bolts and reach lightspeed as per WoG. >is incapable of keeping up with the swordsman of his world without using special power armors he makes>his best power armor allows him to keep up, but still stated multiple times as being slower and struggling, in terms of speed with the swordsman of his world, so he doesn't get speedblitzed by themDurability is harder to quantify, the best I can give is he tanked the shockwave and AoE of all of the attacks I mentioned above with no scratches using his strongest power armor and most attacks in the setting bounce off it. Only notable characters capable of damaging it are top tiers in the verse.
I walked a little too fast and accidentally blitzed the entire Touhou and Sonic verses. My bad.
>>150158709Micro Mike…
>Goku vs. Superman>Ben 10 vs. Hal Jordan>Kratos vs. AsuraIs this the Holy Trinity of battles that buckbroke /dbg/?
>>150158687Kratos still shits his pants at falling rock, tho...
>>150158636Reimu SAID this.
>>150158351Gow conceptual death of the fuckin sun made a....city level crater. I really doubt they are that powerful
>>150158633HOw strng is the timothee-chalamet-looking twink from Lies of P?
>>150158709KINGtos...
>>150158707Whoops, I worded that poorly. I meant "What are his stats without magic" since Ainz also has some anti-magic stuff. I mainly ask since Ainz is able to switch to a "strength build" whenever he wants.
>>150158723DIO vs Alucard also did that to this place for a time
>>150158723Yes… only for Kyle vs Simon to save it!
>>150158617KEKYCANON
>>150158723Crazy how quickly Hulkzilla petered out otherwise it would be a contender
>>150158736I'd say building to city block level, judging from memory. He can directly fight building sized monsters and should be a lot stronger than them, but there is no way he's above a city block.
(you) pressed control f didn't you? Don't worry I thought your post was funny.
>>150158723GvS is a beloved classicHal vs Ben is only controversial with normalfags Asura vs Kratos and Simon vs Kyle did more damage here
>>150158752>created a completely new rivalry on its ownNah, if anything it only dug a deeper hole for our graves.
>>150158635>She destroys it straight up so she scales to whatever its size isAnon I understand as a Touhou fan that you have low IQ, but that's literally what "vague" means, if you or no one else can tell how big the "heavens" are.Hulk destroying a universe by clapping is stated clearly in the text, we know he's destroying a universe. What the fuck is the Touhou character doing? Destroying several galaxies? Destroying the universe? If she did so why is Earth presumably okay? Did she just destroy the moon? It's dogshit for Death Battle.>Bucky O'HareSeason 1 you lying tranny, and that was specifically a fan favorite character for Ben and Chad.>Ivy Literally the face of Soul Calibur, a series far more popular than Touhou.>AfroMore popular than Touhou. I'll give you this somewhat based on the fact Jack had better matches though.>LucyElfen Lied was the biggest thing for 2000s emo kids.>Star ForceIt was a Battle Royale of Mega Man, a franchise far more popular than Touhou.>RWBYLMAO>MitsuruPersona is a thousand times more popular than Touhou.Still waiting on the big dimes matchup. Literally the biggest one is Dio vs the time girl and they have zero connections + Dio has better fights if they ever bring him back.
>>150158687Freya went into panic mode after seeing Atreus’ mistletoe arrows.
>>150158728Not only that, but the death of Helios, the god of the sun, only caused bad weather. You could still see that the sun was there. GOW gods feel more like janitors than the actual embodiment of their concepts
[M4F] Request 18 of Looking for my Jenny WakemanBEFORE YOU ASK, YES ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ IN THISI am looking for someone (preferable a biological female/open to male too) with some good enough understanding of MLAATR (That old nicktoon) to RP with them as XJ9/Jenny Wakeman and my character as her newly-introduced-to-the-setting Superpowered Bionic Partner from another reality who helps her in saving the day adventures, but seems to know a lot about her and have a mysterious background...We can talk about our preferences, here's some things about me- I'd prefer you to be active- I'm unsure if im semi-literate or a one-liner, one of these two considering i don't write big paragraphs
>>150158752>>150158787Jewish Pedorobophile vs. Bush Cuck saved nothing
SURE SMELLS LIKE MEXICO HERE
>>150158745If he doesn't use his armors he is fodder. With his strongest armor the speed scaling above applies, the durability applies, as for pure strength there isn't much since his strategy is using the armor's speed to keep distance and spam his stone drill gatling gun (magic based). The only thing I can think off is that he uses one of his weakest armors to fight a 10 meter sized lizard monster and he stops its charge with one hand and basically one shotted it with a punch. His strongest armor should easily be much, much stronger than that.
>>150158832LATINXGOYSLOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
>>150158832a mix to tacos, ramen, and estrogen more specifically
>>150158728>it’s trueIt truly takes turning your brain off to wank GOW past planet level.
>>150158772He has no wacky lore scaling to keep up with the undead from Dark Souls or something?
I will breed Yoko, Nia, Jade and Jenny while Simon and Kyle watch from the bush.
>>150158848... But enough about dragon ball
>>150158832Just take a bath, Pedro.
>>150158851But enough about Chicanos
>>150158858YOU…https://youtu.be/HU80R7jGanE?si=NDk4AR4gswWVQ-Pn
>>150158752>GUYS ANIME FINALLY BEAT DC!!Nobody who actually likes ttgl cared and Kyle never cultivated the GL fanbase like Wally did with the Flash. Just another east vs west shitshow.
>>150158800>they have zero connectionsNot that anon but Sakuya is directly inspired by Dio. Specifically the knife scene. You are also selling Touhou's popularity pretty short. I like Afro Samurai but it is super niche in comparison.
>>150158871who?
Is it safe to say Kratos vs Asura is the Room of Death Battle?
>>150158787>>150158820The difference is that it was hopecore. The first time the DC monopoly was truly shaken. It was the first time in a DC match where the HERO won. He leveled the playing field for all others in his wake. He’s the main character of Death Battle, the people’s hero, like Rocky Balboa or Manny Pacquiao, and he deserves a damn medal.
>>150158882>trying to flee from getting the donut
>>150158312The countless lights really were beautiful. To think all of that came from the death of someone so diabolical.
>>150158912>The difference is that it was hopecore. The first time the DC monopoly was truly shaken. It was the first time in a DC match where the HERO won. He leveled the playing field for all others in his wakeLucifer vs Lucifer soon
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>>150158912This gets to top Kyle Rayner in bed and destroy his anus? Damn... I love my BICON HERO Simon.
>>150158907Don't insult Tommy by comparing him to TALENTLESSHACKartemis.
>>150158912>The first time the DC monopoly was truly shakenno it wasn't
>>150158934Fuck off yoko
>>150158926You mean DC vs SMT?
>>150158934>homosexual fantasies
Video footage of /dbs/ refugees colonizing /dbg/ after being granted access by the powers that behttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN3qR2H4jGY
>>150158968Goku was the power btw
I need more Simon x Kyle porn NOW.>>150158961Simon kissed an ugly troon. Let him top a decently attractive guy.
>>150158934FUJOko...
>>150158978But the powers that be were what nuked /dbs/ multiple times over causing the refugee crisis to begin with
This better be good...
>>150158857Not to my knowledge. The Souls protags are outliers since people scale them to the Flame, which they then scale to the entire universe (for some reason).The Lampbearer from Lords of the Fallen might contend with them, but definitely not Pinocchio.
>>150158996Goku did that because he thought it'd be funny and /dbs/ needed a break to clean up
>Maka is crying on the side of a cliff, all alone, not even the moonlight making her company >Then a Stranger casually sits at her side >"What's wrong?" Despite the circumstances Maka felt a weird sense of ease around this individual>"... It's over for me. Someone's been spreading rumors about me, saying that I'm a cuck, a degenerate... I... I don't know what to do... Even if I win my fight they might still say those things about me...">The stranger quietly listens, and ruminates for a couple of minutes before answering with a firm yet soothing voice >"People used to say the same things about me... Cuckold, Bootlicker, Cucky... For a brief moment it felt like too much. But before it could get into my head I always remembered those faces, the faces of the people I love. Then I remember those words.">The stranger smiles, losing himself in his own memories >"I am sure you also have some of those, people you care about. If you can't believe in those who believe in you, try Believing in the You that believes in yourself...">After those words the stranger stood up, the dark night sky suddenly opened revealing the vast lights of the cosmos, shining and leaving Maka in awe.>"Wait! W-who are you?">"Nobody, just a humble digger... I'll be rooting for you Girl, do your best."
>>150158996They did it so /dbg/ and /co/ as a whole could become more cultured. We do have an anon crisis after all with massive dropping numbers on this board.
>>150158633Good luck
CRISIS ON INFINITE THREADS
>she needs crossovers>she needs chainscaling>she needs verse equalization>she needs WoG statements from interviews years later
>>150159022so Maka is losing then
I hate you guys so much I want a full season of moeshit
>>150159022This is the gayest thing that has ever been written.
>>150159022FVARK! My KEK heroes, Simon and Maka. Why is the KEKforce so BOUNDLESS? None can beat them with it and they solo fiction.
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throatK: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesN: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”From the bush:S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from himS: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”
>>150159041Isn't this a stomp in Verso's favor?
>>150159046Give Gold Ship a MU. NOW!
>>150159056Kek, bush, canon
>>150159063the glue factory
>>150155305Who will join these KINGS?
>>150159056https://youtu.be/RricMrulSXg?si=wRGGtPD2tPgElEB2
>>150159058What level do the degenerates have him at? I had him pegged roughly at the same level as P, but I suspect there's some "is above fiction" nonsense going on with the brain rot section of vs debating for Verso.
>>150159063Mater from Cars 2>comedic relief sidekicks who sometimes can take the leading role from their friends named McQueen
>>150159051Your wish is granted
>>150158633I think with wank that's about where they'd end up. Not counting gacha.
>>150159106>But I suspect there's some "is above fiction" nonsense going onYup. He also has some better outright feats since E33 is just generally a "higher tier" setting compared to Krat.
>>150159121Mater stomps
Honestly, Kamina and Ruby having underage sex sounds like the hottest thing ever. I might even watch from the bushes and jerk off…
>>150159051>moeshitterGentlemen...
>>150159121>horse vs pickup truck with horse powerI like it
>>150158736He can physically overpower building-sized monsters and is arguably FTL with the Monad Rose Sword. He also has canonical infinite retries thanks to his fairy girl admirer.
>>150158800>if you or no one else can tell how big the "heavens are"Netherworld is infinite in size, Heaven is described as larger than Netherworld so it's also infinite in size.>Season 1 you lying trannyEpisode 5 of Season 2, retard https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Fox_McCloud_VS_Bucky_O%27Hare>>Afro>More popular than TouhouProof?>It was a Battle Royale of Mega ManSo? Star Force didn't need to be there. I'm sure more people would have cared about GBA Zero.>LMAONo argument?
>>150159139Mario...
>>150159136…the “first to land in the trash compactor” contest.
>>150158882I think the difference is that most people know Afro Samurai the character if they know the show, he's in the title. More people might "know" Touhou, but they don't actually know any of the characters from it other than knowing it's a bullet hell game with a bunch of lolis.
>>150157159Touhou is kinda obscure for ADHD Zoomers (DB's main audience) and the games and print works don't have flashy fights, only recently in CDS we got actual Shounenlike fights for the kids to gush over.>>150157636>literally no feats that are vaguely above wall level even though they're supposed to be universe busters or something>no character who's the obvious "face" of the franchise a lot of people knowYou don't know anything about Touhou in the first place, even Twitter Tourist know more about the franchise than you >DimesAre you a DB pay piggy? Why do you even care about Ben and Swank's economic situation, as long as they do the fights I want I couldn't give two shits about their views or whatever >>150157554Marisa appeared on Simon Vs Kyle, and the team literally confirmed they are aware of Touhou and that there's a MU in production
>>150159133If it's spirit verso than he doesn't get his bullshit painter powers, but even then he would scale to some powerful enemies. Of course you have to divide each victory since he's in a team and not soloing all of them.
>>150159164post her best feat
>>150159169>TROONhou meltdownKEK!
>>150159139Simon and Maka...
>>150159051Sorry, but moeshit just got banned by the CHADS in Texas.
>>150159154>Is arguably FTL with the Monad's Rose SwordCould you explain this? I don't think I've heard this argument before. I haven't played the DLC yet.
NODIMEShou
>>150159051Moeshit and highstakes is a really under-rated combination. Like, imagine a slice of life about a Yui Hirasawa looking moeblob - she wanders into a wildwest town penniless and takes up part time jobs, you know, ranching, clumsily serving drinks, etc, and the slice of life continues for six episodes. Then bandits come in, fuck the entire village up, kill and rape like half the cast, and the Yui Hirasawa looking moeblob busts out a big iron and starts gunning down the bandits with trickshots and like firing from the hip.That'd be kino.
>>150159182>>150159182>>150159182
>>150159133Hmm, don't remember anything Verso did himself that I wouldn't say P was capable of. The giant monsters they killed seem to be the same size. What did I miss?
>WALLLEVELhou walls of copeFitting for such a jobber verse to have such jobber fans.
>>150158800>Soul Calibur, Afro samurai, star force, and RWBY being more popular than Touhou Unironically delusional, as always /dbg/ (the place that genuinely thought Boku no Hero and JJK were literal whos) is so out of touch they might as well live in another dimension
>>150159214Way too early newfriend>Jiren OPAh that explains everything
>>150159234Shut the FUCK up.
>>150159169https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9jbt9w0bJvA
>>150159207https://youtu.be/9TcQHQ2RLqg?si=NsuVliapq_IG1RKVIt’s basically just Yamamoto from DMC. Its weapon art is straight up just Final Judgement Cut.
>>150158723>Kratos vs. AsuraThis shit isn't even /co/, who the fuck cares?
>>150159230>MHA>JJKYep, they are literal whos in powerscaling. If I don't see a planet blown up in their series, then it is worthless.
>>150159230it's funny to call someone delusional and then say touhou is more popular than any of those. touhou is ridiculously niche and people only ever talk about it offhandedly, people very rarely play itthe only one that's kind of conceivable is afro samurai and even that's a hard stretch since he got popular due to 'black guy anime' shit like black dynamite people were peddling
>>150159001lol
Clayface vs Sandmanwho wins?
>>150159230SoulCalibur was absolutely more popular than Touhou during its peak and maybe even now. You weren’t there.>>150159323I’m guessing Sandman
>>150159001Haha
>>150159063Wally west
>>150158373You are free to make that judgement, but Marvel is dumb and Gamma has multiversal constant, so even if Gamma radiation makes your atoms turn to pym particle feces the TOBA connection is maintained.
>>150158471You are free to disagree, but both Soul Eater Magic and the Grimm share a quality in that they are rooted in destructive stuff.
