One of the best couples in all of animation.
Oh look the agp troon is back
>>150155704stop self inserting yurifag
I like how nobody can actually tell me how romance actually improves media instead of making it strictly worse.
>>150155704>One of the best couples in all of animation.Are you gonna post it then or just state that out loud for no reason?
>>150155779How does it make it worse?
>>150155779It depends if a show waa designed for it. Adventure time defiantly was not a show for romance subjects.
>>150155704I wish Finn would stake that vampire dyke and forcibly claim PB as his sex slave.
Finncels be SEETHING in this thread
>>150155704>not lyra & bonbonone job
OH I'M A YURIC/U/CKYES I'M A YURIC/U/CK
>>150155704I watched AT the other day and I'm glad I did because the way /co/ talks about it you'd think Finn was getting cock and ball tortured every episode.
>>150155854It's retarded and lame. It's only put in for losers to feel romance by proxy.Name one piece of media improved by it. You can't.
why are all yurifags men?
>>150156043Kys
>>150155904You mean the show that was designed to be dumb fun for little boys couldn't do romance properly? Who wouldve thunk it? Definitely not the creators.
>>150155704it was fun seeing ppl be mad abt them when they first became canon lol
>>150156902You know why. Just like how barafags and yaoi are mostly women.
>>150156999when did the women claim bara? ig i missed that
>>150157010Looks like I was wrong. These weren't the same. My b
>>150156969Learn to spell
Reminder as to why this ship became canon
>>150157111>posted again awardHere's your gold, king. Use it to buy some meds or lotion for your chapped bum.
>>150157131>>150157184calm down anon it's just a book
>>150157202Nice falseflag, king. That will show them.
>>150157202Why did you delete the thread?
>>150157131Just doing the lords work
>>150157111>>150157131>>150157202>>150157215GET THE FUCK OFF /CO/ FAGGOTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>150157237John was such a disappointment. I wouldn't have given him anything if he was my son, guess Henry was nicer than I.
>>150155704Even without the finn factor, this ship, and shipping in general is the reason adventure time started to suck major balls, since the end of season 2.>i don't have a skeleton The fuck, then why does she have teeth then
>>150157299Hard gum
>dude dykes lmaoThese people don't care about humor or drama or anything but inserting the dogma of the month into their work.
>>150155704>Ban evading.
>>150155704trvth and it makes the homosexuals on /co/ seethe.
>>150158322Stop projecting fag
>>150157320I think everyone realized this with the stupid bee episode >Boo hoo I'm loser, please let project my sexual allegories into the show waah :((((Typical millennial writing using media as form of self-therapy, what's next, crying about college student debt?
>>150157131>>150157243Why do we have to put up with your delusions? ywnbw
>>150156838>It's retarded and lame.Oh wow don't give us TOO good of a write-up, you'll make us jealous. >Name one piece of media improved by it. Up. That's the best film Pixar ever made and it would literally not have a plot without romance. >Inb4 goalpost shift 'Now name five more' or some other copout.
>>1501588885 mins at the beginning of the movie to establish the character is not the same shit as "will they won't they" for fujoshits and other losers to jerk themselves off too on message boards.Stop watching cartoons and get a girlfriend
>>150155704What reason do these two even have to be in a relationship? Their personalities do not work for a longterm romantic relationship.
>>150156838Yes, we should remove it altogether, so kids can grow up in a even more lonely universe. Love is cringe, friendship is friendslop, family is gay.
>>150160040Or... here me out on thisWrite it better and not as therapy for pathetic fucking losers who live vicariously through cartoons.Fucking loser
>>150160040I bet you are fat and write shipping fan fiction
>>150155704OP is a retard
>>150159935Love.
>>150156969/co/ is full of retards that can't read subtext to save their lives. The amount of people saying it came out of nowhere was hilarious.
>>150158845wait, why is Thor there...
>>150155779>>150156838Romance is a core part of the human experience. It makes characters more relatable and it makes the story more realistic to have a girl and a guy get together. Even better if one or both of them is attractive. Every person past puberty understands romance to some degree. Unless they're weird.
>>150162998Dykeshit is unnecessary
>>150155704Reminder that not written by the author, its not canon.
>>150156838Unfathomably based. Romance is for NPCs who've never had an original thought in their life.>>150163019Case in point.
>>150163011Same reason why Buttercup is there.
>>150159935Welcome to lesbian relationships.
>>150158845>>150163071Wait a minute somethings not right about this bar... there's not only no fire exit, but I'm the only fat guy here! *Homer yell" Enjoy your death trap you gym rats!
>>150155704I remember when adventure time was just about a boy and his dog having funny adventures in a magical land, but then shipfags came and ruined it for everybody, then gay feminist came and made everything even worse.
>>150155704I don't care about this couple but man do I love to see the seething it creates. Coping Finncels are hilarious. It's practically a trigger phrase. Like Put the Fires in the Bag for that autistic alcoholic.
>>150163130Kys
>>150163130That thread yesterday really must have rustled you if you’re still seething and samefagging like this.
>>150163103Shipfags ruin whatever they touch. None care about the media they just want to make their favorite dolls kiss.
>>150155704does she have organs?
>>150163146>>150163205Hahaha I haven't posted in days so I suspect that you are the seething one. I just love to see some dykes making cuck self inserting faggots seethe. Finn deserved worse.
>>150163259Not the same anon and besides you are a fag
>>150163259Finn deserved PB as a trophy wife
>>150155704Original creator: I want Finn to end up with bubblegumCuck who took over: SHOW MUST BE ABOUT BUBBLEGUM AND MARCELINE FUCK FINN FUCK FINN FUCK FINN FUCK FINN
>lesbian couple>they're both shitty amoral cunts
>>150163036>>150163294I don't know why you guys act like Pen dropped dead when he was a writer on Stakes and the finale.
>>150163306Finn dodged the bullet in the end by not ending up with either. Only bad thing was he didn't end up with anyone.
>>150163279She would've took all of his treasure
>>150163294Why did pendelton ward gave up his show anyway?
>>150163521Enjoyed the five minutes of fame
>>150163521Stress of being showrunner drove him crazy. Happens a lot. Muto is a workaholic so he doesn't care.
da fuck finny gonna do?
>>150163071But she's a butch lesbian. Thor is literall just a man
>>150163638lmfao
>>150163638>>150164022
>>150164022Why doesn't he join them?
>>150155779Some people will tell you about how romance is part of the human experience something something. But if that were true, we'd need to talk about media that actually *shows* the romance happening, rather than just teasing it happening forever and then giving out a kiss or a couple of cute moments as a "win" at the end of the series.Because the truth is, romance can be part of a good story, but 9/10 times in media it's not that. Actual romance isn't shown. Shipping and teasing romance is shown, an extended period of plausibly deniable flirting, because it's a *marketing tactic*. Shipbait doesn't make a story better, but it does activate the almonds of a bunch of online autists, who will become obsessed with your show and then go out and talk about it all the time and provide you with a bunch of free marketing.
>>150164674Anon, they don't like men.
>>150164714If they didn't like men, they would not have one be near them while kissing!
>>150163294>>150163385Because they're online schizos who are still, a decade later, seething because the children's cartoon didn't perfectly fulfill their self-insert fantasy, and think that this means the creators 'hated men'
>>150164714Finn's a boy not a man though
>>150163259You did, it’s why you’re throwing a temper tantrum here.
>>150156691Didn't Finn end up dying alone?
>>150165164everyone dies alone
>>150165194You know what I meant.
>>150155854>Slows the plot down>Can steal a character's agency>Makes characters act irrationally>Melodrama>"Will they/won't they" cock teasing>Moral land mine field even when both Charaters are consenting adults>Shippers are an active threat to the creators if they choose the wrong pairing>Most writers can't write romanace if you held a gun to their head but insist on trying anyways
>>150165164It's implied he has something with HW, but we don't know what the exact nature of their relationship is or if they were together when he died.
>>150163259We really need the IP count back to avoid samefags like you
I still listen to this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCF-fK_jV30&list=RDoCF-fK_jV30&start_radio=1
lame ass couple yuri shit just makes it worse
>>150164714They used to
>>150164714>retard never watched the show lmao go kys
>>150155704Agreed.
I need Fionna and Cake to give us a human version of these two that aren't genderswapped. >>150164714Marcy is bi, but with Bonnie it's more ambiguous.
>>150165636Finn would never have treated PB like that. I guess she just has shit taste in romantic partners.
Finncels hate Huntress Wizard, so you can all go straight to hell where you fucking belong.
>>150155704>Boring, tacked on relationship subplot but a gay this time
>>150165575they will never reimplement it again and good riddance
>>150165749That's not true, nobody hates HW because that would imply they'd care about a random background character in the first place, she was the consolation prize of the consolation prize promoted at the dying seasons of show just because one of the writers was venting his incel-tier thoughts on relationships
Where is it? It was supposed to come out a couple weeks ago
>"One of the best couples in all of animation".>Literally forced in for progressive points.>Originally started by Marceline's voice actress making shit up at a panel to appease fans and probably because she wants to make out with Bubblegum's voice actress.
>>150155704They're milequetoast and luke warm
>>150166516>Originally started by Marceline's voice actress making shit up at a panel to appease fansReally? What do you think is more likely - that she was telling the truth and made to backtrack later, or that she spun a yarn for no reason? Occam's razor man, you can do it.
>>150155779>>150156838>>150163063Yuri Semenov and Maxim Gorky HARSHLY on sexual relations under capitalism:All this leads, and in many respects has already led, to the disappearance of the greatest value acquired by humanity in the course of its development — love between man and woman.“From ancient times,” wrote Maxim Gorky (real name Alexei Maksimovich Peshkov; 1868–1936), “the great poets of all peoples and all epochs have passionately devoted their creative powers to ennobling this act (sexual — Y. S.), to adorning it in a way worthy of man, so that man would not be equated in this with a goat, a bull, a boar. Hundreds and thousands of beautiful poems have been created that glorify love. This feeling has played the role of stimulating the creative forces of man and woman. By the power of love, man became a being immeasurably more social than even the most intelligent of animals. The poetry of earthly, healthy, active romanticism in the sphere of relations between the sexes had enormous social and educational significance…Then came the fat predator, the parasite living off the labor of others, the half-man with the slogan: ‘After me, the deluge.’ He came and with his fat feet trampled everything that had been created out of the most delicate nerve tissue by the great artists, the enlighteners of working people. To him, the fat one, woman is not needed as a friend and a human being; for him she is only entertainment… In the world of the fat, “same-sex” love is spreading epidemically. The ‘evolution’ experienced by the fat is degeneration.”If earlier the disappearance of love was characteristic of the upper layers of bourgeois society, now this process is encompassing the whole society. And a huge role in this is played by the mass media, above all television.From sexual relations, everything human is being stripped away. Everything is reduced to physiology.
>>150165708Ash and Mr. Creampuff don't count
>>150166589>Occam's razor man, you can do it.Occam's razor doesn't apply here, and even if it did you're using it completely wrong. Believe it or not, there was a point in time that having sodomists in a children's show was considered STUNNING and BRAVE, as opposed to a normal consequence of consuming mass media, and Cartoon Network really wasn't keen on being the forefront of that.
>>150155704>>150155704Rebecca Sugar must be desperate again if they need to shill on 4chan again. Zazlav didn't shell out for Lars of the Stars huh?
>>150168556But Sugar is a Finn x Marceline shipper.
>>150168631Yeah, but finn x Marceline wouldn't give her the honor of being able to produce the first animated homosexual kiss on a children's network or whatever.
>>150168631>B-but she shipped Marceline and FPShe also drew gay porn of the Eds and incest porn of Finn and Jake, the only reason she didn't get cancelled is because she's a femlae member of the privileged tribe.Makes you glad that even the woketards on the left are shitting on them nowadays and their only allies are old right-wing boomers which are dying as we speak
>>150155704It's the most real lesbian relationship because one is a controlling monster and the only way they make the relationship interesting is by fighting
>>150168960The only thing it's missing is one didn't groom the other before they were 18. If you go by the original AT bible, and the relationship these 2 were supposed to have, it pretty much is grooming
Loved the show so much.
>>150155704Unironically
I never felt like these two were in love with eachother, they just turned gay for eachother and that was the end of it.
>>150155779Romance is just a spice or a tool or whatever. You can use it to make something better or worse. I understand the disdain for romance. Because most of the time it's pretty cookie-cutter and just added in, in a way that feels like checking a box or out of obligation.But romance can be interesting. I think their romance is interesting because they are different people and they do butt heads. Also, as a side note, I do prefer gay romance not because I am one of those women who obsesses about it. But because it's more interesting. You don't have expectations like, the man will do this or the woman should do that. It makes for a more interesting viewing experience.And this is coming from someone who usually hates romance. But Tammers12345 has really turned me around on it. Also, this Adventure Time pairing, which at first felt like pandering, did win me over. Because their personalities do clash, even though they still love each other. And I am a sucker for good character writing, and when done well, romance can bring out good emotional and impactful character interactions. Characters and emotions are like half of what makes storytelling good. The other two are spectacle and philosophy.
>>150170252>I am one of those womenTits or GTFO, trannoid
>>150170333I am a cisgender male. I hate using that stupid fucking word, but I have to be clear. I said I wasn't some dumb bitch who jacks off to boy love stories all day long on Wat Pad. I didn't mean to imply I was a member of the opposite sex.
>>150170042Fag
>>150155704>cute couple>it makes finnfags madThis is a win-win situation.
>>150168631Sugar is a notorious cuckold to lesbians, anytime the dykes complain she will obey.Otherwise Grearl would be canon.
>>150170518I do find it pretty funny when faggots come up with terms for normal people to pretend like they're on the same level and not ridiculous. "Finnfags" for actual Adventure time fans that recognize a forced gay relationship pushed for brownie points."Cis" for normal people that think it's weird to want to cut your dick or tits off.Many such cases, I could list them all day.
>>150170568>actual Adventure time fansI like adventure time and finn is the worst part of it.
>>150155704>obligatory image
>>150170596You are a disingenuous trannyfaggot
>>150170596I straight up don't believe you. You don't like adventure time, you like lesbian relationships. Either because they're your fetish, or you see the representation as pushing a broader message you agree with. If you don't like Finn or Jake, you don't like adventure time, and you're the type of faggot actual fans have hated since you started popping up in like 2013
>>150155704Is this a new spambot?https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150144252/#150144252
>>150170649>if you dont like my self-insert character then you dont like the show!Sure thing, pal.
>>150170768>every accusation by the faggot is an admission of their own guiltThe irony of gays calling a normal ass protagonist a self insert character while their special lesbo couples just drips of gay fulfillment fantasy. Oh I'm laffin
>>150170768Kys tranny
>>150170649I agree with you. Finn is the main character, and he was a widely beloved character until they purposedly decided to shit on him in an attempt to make the story 'deeper'. Him and Jake carried this show, without them, this show would be a boring ass attempt at melodrama.Finn and Jake brought heroism, whimsy and adventure to the story. They were the best, despite the attempts to bring Finn down.
>>150171062It really is amazing how consistently weak faggots have to bring down those around them to try and stand out, instead of being good on their own merits. It's hilarious too, because it's so transparently shitty to anyone that doesn't live in southern California or New York.
>>150158845Why is Buttercup there?
>>150168631>Rebecca is actually basedYou're fooling no one
>>150165728Why did they change Marceline's design? What kind of revisionism is this?
>>150171174When you have nothing that sets you apart or makes you good all you can do is make things worse. Even if you’re a narcissist subconsciously you know there is something seriously wrong with you and thus act to sabotage everything around you.
>>150165710This is actually very sweet.
>>150171620Maybe it's the buttercup from the 2016 version.
>>150158845Why is pearl there?
>>150163019Shitting is also a core part of the human experience, doesn’t mean it makes a story better. Romance is almost always used for cheap drama
>>150166528Faggot-hating RWBY is too precious
>>150172715>false analogy fallacyClassic.
>>150172747NTA but It’s actually quite accurate
>>150163638He could rape them both if he wanted to. He's chad enough to consistently prevail against their Enemies while Marceline and Bubblegum are powerless.
>>150170599go back to MLP
>>150171620You know exactly why she's there anon, because she's a tomboy who doesn't conform to the extremely one dimensional representation of gender norms that autistic retards understand, and therefore must be gay (probably trans too you stinkin chud)
>>150172782Yet he died alone.
>>150172679>Ywn be princess carried by a cute, pointy nosed rock.Life sucks bros.
>>150172437>2016 version.Oh yeah, that happened.
>>150172738It was the only nice thing to come out of the last season.>>150156838I dunno man, romance has been a core element in human history and human fiction for millennia. IF DONE RIGHT, It has the potential of giving much to the story: it gives motivation for one, and it also provides an element of completion to the character's story and development when they are successful in ending with the one they love.
>>150172805What?
Why do you care about the Adventure of Time?
>>150173941Part of childhood, I guess?
>>150170599Man 2010 was great. Whatever happened to that year?;
I liked the design of the characters in this show but my god I hate the characters themselves
>>150172679because Rebecca doesn't have the ovaries to stand up the biphobes (lesbians)
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa
>>150155704Imagine if that was Finn and PB.Imagine a show that sacchrine for a straight couple.
>>150167747Yes it does, and yes I am. >Cartoon Network really wasn't keen on being the forefront of that.Exactly, which is why Olivia being made to backtrack later is the simplest explanation. If she was lying then you have to come up with all sorts of nonsense as to why she would lie in the first place.
>>150174230It wouldn't be out of place if they were old. And maybe ethnic.
>>150174244*using it right, I mean.
>>150172844No he didn't.
>>150175548Puhoy should've been the end.
>>150155704bump
>>150174164October 10 happened.
>>150175548That was a dream.
>>150155704The discourse about this show on here help me realize that right wing sjws and left wing sjws are the same
>>150158845Buttercup?
>>150155704>I don't have a skeletonYes keep reminding me "homunculus"
>>150155704Based
seeing them so happy warms my cold dead heart. How can you hate them.
>>150177913Some anons have no heart.
>>150165473Huntress is such a random nothing consolation prize of a character even to the downies in charge of adventure time that they couldn't be bothered to show her in the official ending of the series or the spinoffs unless it's a millisecond of her alone and muted. But they have time to keep shilling their pretentious token gay couple the entire time.
>>150178459soon
>>150177897>>150177913>>150178294Kys trannies
>>150177913Their relationship is superficial and the fans and creators of it are obnoxious losers. Even when they get the couple officially in the show they have to add sad headcanon like them never seeing other people or being strictly lesbian.
>>150178490Oh boy, are implying they are going to cuck our finn with huntress? Surely not!
>>150178490A whole 7 years later for what exactly? To make it look dumber she wasn't worth mentioning in finns final moments before becoming these ugly nobodies? Stupid dragged out shit.
>>150178502>development spread over seasons evolving their relationship and reflecting their individual character progression>superficialAt worst you can say it's too subtextual, but it still has more development and importance than most cartoon romances. I somehow doubt you're some romance connoisseur who holds every pairing to such a high standard.
>>150178523no, but it's fun to post since it riles you guys up so much
>>150178649It only exists for fetish and pandering
>>150177913I have always wondered why modern generacions hate anything that is wholesome or sincere. Look at the movies everything has to be dark, hopeless or ironic, look at the art everything is angst or cheating. How are new generations being raised? How did everything go wrong?
>>150164749Says the faggot who never outgrew yuri
>>150164749/thread
>>150162998Why did Marceline get old? Isn't she immortal?
>>150164749It's baffling how a bunch of anons have been angry for years because their self-insert character from a cartoon show didn't end up with one the girls they wanted for them.
>>150178745Grow a pair
>>150178963>>150179019Stfu
>>150179001It's from Marceline's dream.
>>150158845Vi and Caitlyn??
>>150156043Classic.
>>150179154>even the fanarts changed her designGrim.
>>150179166that's a human au
>>150165710>>150177913Cute
>>150168556>Lars of the StarsTarget audience?
>>150179122Kys
>>150155704cute girlfriends~
I'M JOINING THE WAR ON HOMOPHOBIAON THE SIDE OF THE HOMOPHOBES
>>150181507Kys yuritranny
>>150155704I sure am glad fags feel less safe than ever before. You honestly deserve it, and I can't wait for it to get worse.
>>150155704>be young boy>always liked girls kissing>"I hope girls can be kissing and sexy in the future">twenty years later>I suddenly hate seeing girls kissing in my cartoonsProbably one of the worst monkey paws to experience.
>>150155779The only people who care about romance shit has always been women.
>>150177913Pb calls Marceline the monster n word everytime she is mad.
>>150182304I've read it in his voice
>>150155779Women and men with very low testosterone eat that shit up.
>>150155704adorbs
>>150177161yeah the one that we all share