>We need a movie that little boys would like. What should it be about?>How about a little gay kid going on a magical adventure with his mom?>Brilliant!WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
>>150156274If the gay kid is cute I'll give it a watch.
>what if we ripped this off but made it worse?
>>150156274/SS/ kino incoming
>>150156274and who confirmed the kid is gay?
>>150156274Milfs are hot though. Cant wait for the /ss/ art of the mom btw
>>150156386did he ever fuck his mom?
>>150156708You need to die
>We need a movie that little boys would like. What should it be about?>How about a little kid going on a magical adventure with his mom?>also they fuck>Brilliant!
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>>150156709Nope, didn't get either of the girls either. Ended on sequel bait but the anime and manga both flopped so it probably will never get one>dat chapter where he becomes a baby and she attempts to breastfeed him>dat arc where she 'spoils' him, giving him a puff puff, washing his back with her tits, sleeping with him in ultra thin silk lingerie>dat bit where she grows the size of a country and they're worried the airship they're on will get crushed when she tries to hug it against her tits
>>150156274Can we blame trannies for this?
>>150156274Dunno if he's gay, but it's definitely sounding like one of those "your mental illness makes you special" types of movies, judging by how the plot seems to be about how this kid's quirkiness is actual magic.Plus from what little we know about it, it's trying to be some kind of softer clone of The Owl House, which wasn't exactly made for boys either.
Just a reminder, The people making this were the people behind Moana 2 and Zootopia+ . This was clearly a TV series they're converting to a movie.
>>150156274>Disney exec: You know what little boys love? >I dunno, cowboys, pirates, astronau-->Disney exec: That's right, witch adventures with their mom!WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE
>>150157017Warlocks and magic are cool. Especially witch milfs. If i was a little boy again id love to watch a movie filled with hot older witches in it and monsters and stuff.
>>150156386The internet corrupted me to the point I assume she was so thick chick with huge tits and huge ass, when in reality she has the body of a female fatal. >>150156274Knowing Disney, the kid will be autistic and miss his dad and the mom "have problems understanding him" or some bullshit like that. Always centering around some dead dad instead of making a genuine son and mom relationship, fuck these hacks. Will be written by a woman guaranteed
>>150157065>Warlocks and magic are cool.Hanging out with your mom is never cool
>>150156770>Nope, didn't get either of the girls eitherThen whats the fucking point?
>>150157151What if your mom was attractive and breedable, anon
>>150156717Seethe
>>150157017They seriously couldn't have made it father-son? If they insist on a parent coming along, boys would rather it be their dad than their mom.
>>150157270They did that in 2022 and nobody watched it.
Restart the witch trials.
>>150157760>>>/pol/
>tfw "I'm gonna be a witch, just like my Mom!"
>>150157173>What if your mom was attractive and breedable, anonthat only is hot if you are a chad thoughlike this
>>150157457Because it was lame. Though that anon is wrong too, making it a father son story wouldn't have changed a thing because the dad would've been some loser like usual. Moms are the competent ones after all.
>>150157969>Though that anon is wrong too, making it a father son story wouldn't have changed a thing because the dad would've been some loser like usual. Moms are the competent ones after all.You people overanalyze these shows/movies and get offended over such minor bullshit
>>150156274Unless the mom is built like Cattleya, I ain't interested.
>>150157457Because the dad was such a pussy that he may as well have been a woman. The grandfather was the real badass.
>>150158032But every time there's danger the aunt shows up to save everybody
>>150158042her design doesn't scream coolI dunno. It's harder to coolify women, especially moms and aunts.
>>150157998My point was that just changing the parent wouldn't necessarily make a difference. And was it wrong that dads are typically depicted as the loser?
>>150158032>>150158071Strange workd had some of the shittiest most unappealing designs ive ever seen in a disney movie. This and lightyear were so fucking ugly and not in a cool way either
>>150156274> Magic> Witches> Mom character > titled Hexed Lmao, this shit is basically foid shit with a male mc (aka fujo bait)
>>150157457The big reveal was that the whole movie was a Fantastic Voyage plot. It was a 90 minute filler episode. Of course it was going to fail.
>>150156814lmao if it's another "autism is the next stage in human evolution" a la The Predator.
>>150156274"I love you daddy BlackRock, gib more monies pls" probably
>>150157780>>>/pussy/
>>150158173A shitty fantastic voyage plot. My mine gripe with that movie was it tries to be a pulp adventure but fails to create any sense of peril. They mock the idea of characters ever being in danger at the opening.
>>150157457That film had a huge cast that hardly focused on that relationship. Also would have helped if the two actually looked related.
Being a male witch would have a good message on judging people based on their occupation, but that would mean making women look bad.
>>150156697The producer who groomed him.
>>150159043God dammit, I'd finally pushed that abomination out of my mind, anon.
>>150156274That's what the Gen Z males working at Disney really want to do.
>>150156274They only said Gen Z boy. They never once said Straight boys.
All they have to do is make a coming of age story with a generic boy self-insert and an attractive older girl unrelated to him and it would instantly be hailed as western animated film of the decade.It's not that fucking hard to pander. Why is Disney so retarded
>>150161933So just Bridge to Terabithia, but more literal.
>>150156708I WANT TO FUCK OLDER WOMEN
You guys realize the Gen Z boy thing is a new priority, right? This presumably has been in the works for a bit.
>>150156274Based Disney dabbing on Dana Turdrace and the owlfags by making a better fantasy isekai witch animation than the Owl House
>>150162217They're not gonna deliver on the gen z boy thing. Things will continue to suck.
>>150156274The only way I can see this premise working is if the son finds a love interest he wants to spend the time with and his overprotective mom with magic powers needs to accept her son is growing up and learn to let him go.
>>150156622>>150156708Didn't work for elio
>>150162417That's still a standard Disney generational trauma set up.
>>150162422This time we'll get it, have a little faith brother
>>150162433Yes, but if the mom is hot enough it can also be yandere incest.
>>150162264Amphibia sucked too.
>>150163241Amphibia is the best Disney lore show of the decade thoughever. Owl House? Canceled and irrelevant.
>>150162264>>150163275It will be kinda funny seeing you backpedal or saying Danab poisoned the well when this movie eventually flops
>>150158032>>150158113The "boy" looked so soft and round it was unsettling and creepy like picrel.>If I have to see this face, so do you.
