>hazbin hotel Lucifer is officially pansexualOh thank god, that means i can canonically fuck his twink his ass
>>150156724Based!
>>150156724Why are all the gay people in Hell?
>>150156724Then explain his reaction to learning his daughter is into women.
Jobs to Michael btw
>>150156724>Being bi and playing pretend with violent psychopaths.k. have fun listening to hours of commie rhetoric after you get them to cum and you have to wait months for your turn then.
>>150156846Oh boy its gonna turn into one of THOSE threads, wont it?
I just run with the assumption nobody in the show who actually gets any focus is straight.
>>150156724
>>150156900I think stella is straight and millie is too
>>150156724will I enjoy this show if I like musicals?
>>150157371Find out for yourself.
>>150156925This meme is retarded
>>150156724He tops. He wanted to fuck Adam.
Post more male Lucifer.
>>150156724What would the Hazbin Hotel Lucifer think about his DC universe self seen here?
>>150156724I have no idea what that means and 0 interest in finding out
>>150157526>He topsNot if i can help it
>>150156724wait...does that means lucifer is into bread?
>>150157614probably feel inferior in every way...lets be honest here anon, any other iteration of lucifer makes hh lucifer like a cheap knockoff.if anything, hellverse lucifer is a cheap mcdonald burger whereas dc lucifer is high quality blue lobster with butter.
How big is Lucifer's cock?
>>150158906Small and feathery.
>>150156724it is said that pilot adam was different than canon adam...pilot adam was more of a tired and jaded old man while pilot lucifer was more evil yet oddly bored in a way.too bad we never got to explore that concept, a time in which adam and lucifer hanged out as bros.
This SHIT is why Skibidi Toilet won.
I want to kiss him.
>>150159937No u.
Does Lucifer have a dragon form?
I think Vivzie's fundamental flaw as a writer is that she tries to make gross edgy humor that normally only fifth graders (and adult men with a fifth grader mindset) find funny but she can't make it feel genuine for the simple reason that she is a woman
>>1501604955th grade humor is the best part of hellaverse shit on top of the fuckable characters. Im in my late 20s and usually hate musicals but stomach through them in these shows to get to the dick jokes>vivzie hates cockroachesWeak, you cant call yourself a real degenerate if you dont find bugs to be awesome
>>150160495>>150160892there's a reason we get in this shit anon and thats to essentially have an introduction to characters and context.the fanfics and fancomics will deliver the actual story...as it had been since fucking 2010.
The character design in this show is an atrocity.
>>150160976Better then brickleberry tier designs, which is what 99% of other adult animated series get nowadays
>>150156846Even more based I bet he’s completely ace, only loving the lord and his creation
>>150159905Me too.
>>150161011>ace faggot
>>150156807read the bible
>>150159905I want to blow fat sticky loads in his boi puss till I look like a freeze dried mummy husk
>>150161167https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNpdnyhIQPA&t=28s
>>150160892>>150160935there's something about the way Vivzie does 5th grade humor that just feels off, it's like looking at an artistic depiction of a foreign culture made by someone that is not part of said culture
>>150156846Reminder that the real Bible isn't being used for the Hellaverse. Lucifer was sent to Hell with Lilith for sabotaging Humanity by allowing them to be evil. As far as we know he never attacked Heaven and God is nowhere to be seen or mentioned.
>>150156846>>150161011>>150161133>>150161339christshit is cringe as fuck, i miss when the internet was filled with irreligious people before tradcuckery polluted it and made blindly contrarian retards think its cool to be some self repressed cuckold loser.
>>150161368you can blame the neckbeards from r/atheism for posting pictures exposing their pathetic selves for that
>>150161368It's kinda funny how a book that tells you how to live better and be less of a cunt makes you feel this personally attacked
>>150161410Just because the dressed in bad matrix cosplay doesnt make them wrong about everything.>>150161417No it doesnt, that rag makes people into self righteous douchebag assholes and actively ruins society by existing
>>150161438Yeah see, exactly like that. Childish.
>>150161451Oh so putting on some holier then thou attitude doesnt make you more obnoxious? Go fuck yourself, you lot are the slime that eroded modern society
>>150161463>Oh so putting on some holier then thou attitude doesnt make you more obnoxious?Have you ever looked in the mirror, fedora boy?
>>150161573>projectionNot an argument
>>150161438>>150161417You’re both right. The book itself is flawless yet man frequently uses it as a cudgel
>>150161707The bible is worthless fake shit, i cannot for the life of me understand why you genuine retards insisit stubbornly on clinging to that fictional bullcrap and acting like obnoxious chodes because other people dont believe your fantasies. The world regressed when the internet became infected with tradfaggotry and theres nothing "based" about being s christian it just makes you a beta bitch loser.
>>150161616>no counter argumentI accept your concession Mr. Smug Atheist. Fuck off out of my sight and lose some weight. You wanna talk about eroding modern society, take a look at the gay tranny shit your side supports and same goes for those jews you so eagerly do bidding for in denying Christ.
>>150161417Where does the book say to spam 40k and DOOM memes in /co/ threads
>>150161438>>150161463>>150161616>>150161751shalom
>>150161779I concede nothing, cross clutching bitch. You puritnaical regressive christniggers are the ones who absolutely destroyed any progress by going into the wrong direction. Society wont improve until you neckbeard "based and redpilled" basement dwellers start dying of blood clouts and heart attacks
>>150161707Amen brother amen>>150161824>puritnaical>cloutsThe unadulterated seethe>neckbeard "based and redpilled" basement dwellersAgain with the projection
>>150161977Ive seen you faggots you are all redneck shitheels or terminally online shut ins. The fact society hasnt gotten rid of the christian infestation is why we continue to stagnate and devolve.
Hail lord Lucifer, O son of the morning!
>Atheists when you point out that most Western scientific advancements were done by Christians>Atheists when you point out that a large chunk of ancient knowledge was preserved by Christian monks
>>150161368>taking hard offense to someone who disagrees with your le atheism is le cool shit tier posting.Lemme guess. You are one of those intellects who is also nihilistic and has a wicked sense of humor too?
>>150162190It wasnt, christcuck revisionism is as take as the bible was. christian shit kept us in a dark age for hundreds of years and is actively against any type of scientific progress. Look at all the cross suckers claiming vaccines are satanic as proof
And the gayest thread on the board tonight award goes to...
>>150162203Oh dont you dare try to claim the fence sitter approach here, look at all the damage all this contrarian christfagging has done to the web and the world at large. These people who fell for the tradcath grift were always pathetic deep down if they were dumb enough to be attracted to this idiocracy.
Would you a Cboi Lucifer?I'd consider it
>>150162286Its not my fault christshitters have to invade every hazbin/helluva thread and demand it be some jesus freak rally each and every time. They need to be called out and insult on their stupidity >>150162289chrisitanity is actively against science because science disproves christian shit as completely false
>insult on theirWho mindbroke the pajeet this time bros?
>>150162362>>150162289
>Rajesh melty
>>150161339I mean it helps that pretty much all of the lore around Satan is completely non-biblical and built around extrapolating a single story that was likely based around an Assyrian king. Hell, even the part where he was the snake in the garden is just a blatant extrapolation of the Book of Revelation calling him an "ancient serpent."And that's all before you get to the fucking "Hebrew translation of Satan" shit or stuff like Azazel.
>>150162482Speaking of Azazel, I drew a picture of my take on Azazel a while ago.What do you think?
>>150162527Cool as fuck, he looks like he has fist of the north star energy
>>150162585Thanks anon.
>>150157015You know damn well they're probably gonna end up making them gay too.
Wonder what Eve's gonna be like...
>>150163252I like to imagine physically she's the opposite of Lilith, like the Angels didn't want to remind Adam of her betrayal so instead of a tall busty white blonde chick, Eve is a short, tanned and redhead.
>>150163456Sounds good.
>>150161339Lilith isn’t even in the Bible
>>150161438If someone reads the Bible and truly understands it, they won’t walk away believing they’re inherently righteous. Mankind is sinful by nature.
>>150163649the most ancient manuscripts with her are like, 5 hundred years after the new testament was written, is just as much of a fanfic as the Divine Comedy
>>150163674Most "sins" listed in the bibke arent even crimes in the first place
>>150164942And?
>>150156724Where is this confirmation?
>>150161368If it makes you feel better, none of it is genuine. They're all "ironically" religious. Kinda like how people pretended to like the Star Wars prequels back in the early 2000s. Unfortunately, that led to a bunch of impressionable children mistaking that for sincerity and growing up actually liking the prequels...
>>150163649And what Lilith is in religious text isn't the feminist icon that fan-fictions made her out to be. She was originally an Owl Demon who hated Mothers and Children and killed Pregnant Women.
I'm surprised there isn't more controversy around these two shows implying Gays all go to hell.
>>150166495>She was originally an Owl Demon
>>150166495Fuck, meant to post this image instead as a reply to>She was originally an Owl Demon
>>150163649She actually kinda is but more as a word or entity than a person.
>>150166500It’s where they belong
I find ironic how an atheist starts attacking ironic christian posts on a thread about a depiction of Lucifer and Hell.Guys if it is all fake, why bother?(I'm agnostic btw)
>>150156846Shouldn’t they look the same since they are twins ?
>>150161368www.reddit.com There you go faggot
>>150166611I hate how every hellaverse thread gets derailed by /pol/ christcucks shitting up the thread with their religious autism. The threads are almost always ruined on /co/ from this behavior and its obnoxious and irritating. You can have any actual good discussion of cartoons on this site anymore.
>>150166611Meant to write >you cant have Instead, fuck this damn keyboard
>>150166656Understandable but Hellaverse is kinda ignoring a very rich history behind this myths in favor of a very modern and well-trod perception of Hell.
>>150166702christshit was always garbage in regards to mythical lore anyways so i dont really care
>>150156846Michael jobs to this lad btw
>>150166769Would Demi-kun be chill with the helliverse or just start cracking skulls?
>>150166755Anon the show is nothing but christian lore, which in itself is part of an even larger tradition.
>>150166799I dont care, christfags shouldn't pollute the hellaverse threads and pretend they are a soap box to preach when thats not what theyre intended for at all.
>>150166774it'll slowly build up until he explodes.yes until no.
>>150166831how about the book of enoch and the kolbrin? I would love me some heaven fuck up with angels making nephilim.
>>150166902Id gladly breed vaggie so hard i put a bastard baby into her lesbian womb
>>150166656>>150166755>>150166831>>150166656>>150166755Christianity is quite literally canon, lore accurate and on topic for this show. See the Pilot.You know what's off topic? Ateism.
>>150166993Preaching your asinine christian dogma in these threads is not ontopic at all. Most of the christcucks here are actively shitting on the show and trying to derail the threads into being some schizo cross sucker rally instead. Im tired of this shit, you fuckers dont belong here and /co/ is ruined by /pol/ leakage. You cannot discuss any cartoons around here without the threads devolving into arguments over fake religions or far rightoids throwing a tantrum because a gay character exists. Fuck this shithole!
>>150165630Cope harder, Moshe
>>150156846Holy shit stop spamming this fucking cringe in every Hazbin thread
>>150167349You can report him for spamming if the fucker is doing it in every thread
>>150160495She can't claim to hate cockroaches then create an absolute sex goddess like Niffty
>>150161280>>150160495Vivzie is too much of an LGBTQ+ ally to ever use gay people as the butt of the joke like a true fifth grader would do
>>150167090NTA you need to calm down bro. It's just a shitty cartoon.
>>150162299>Words and schizo babbleTake your meds and get off 4chan.You're seeking to find spiritual knowledge on a board full of people who coom daily. You retard.
>>150167451>its just a cartoonAnd this is a cartoon discussion board and not supposed to be a religious indoctrination camp, fuck off>>150167466I dont want spiritual knowledge i want to talk about hellaverse cartoons and not be irritated by christfags trying to shove in their religious fueled shitposting everywhere. /co/ didnt used to be this cancerous before the election tourism made it worse and worse every four years since 2016. The board is nigh unusable now.
He is hot as hell.
>>150161167Femboy dilfs for the win. . . and my boner.
>>150167490>And this is a cartoon discussion board and not supposed to be a religious indoctrination camp, fuck offY'know on second thought I take it back. Sperg away like a retard all you want.
>>150160532For a moment I thought that was Peter Griffin.
>>150167714>unholy crap Lois!
>>150161339The speaker of God is an actual character in the show
>>150156724>>150159905>>150161167Lucifer? More like Succ-ifer amirite.
>>150156724>character is a shapeshifter>deliberately chooses to be a manletwhy?
>>150168044to be a breedable twink of course.
>>150168044Because all of the male characters in Hell are flamboyant.
>>150168219And that's hot.
>>150161368This
>>150157371My gf is musical type and she loves it and makes me sing along.
>>150166993Retarded take. We wouldn't have a show if it went off actual christian lore. Hell would be full of people being tortured forever and then wed have amageddon with lucifer getting curb stomped and then everyone who isnt sent to hell for eternity goes to heaven for eternity, the end. Are we ever gonna be able to have a hazbin hotel thread without being raided by preachy christians? I wouldn't associate with these people IRL. If I was at comicon or something and they started getting preachy I would just have to walk away.
>>150166495>>150163649>>150163855Lilith was originally the name for a class of Akkadian child killing, wet dream causing demons that may have been the ghosts of sexually frustrated virgin women. The Israelites and later Jews had the same kind of demon which is mentioned in the plural in Isaiah (most English translations have it as screech owl). The earlier attestation of Lilith as a singular entity and Adam's first wife come from 7th century AD incantation bowls and the 'codified story' comes from the Alphabet of Ben Sira which was a karaite shitpost made after Islam. Some eastern Christians do believe in a similar entity, but they usually call her either Abyzou or Gello and she was never human. I think the Armenians have another name for her.
>>150169318How is the sex like? Does she break into song as youre dicking her down?
>>150169576We received a few passive aggressive notes on the notice board of our building because of it.
>>150156724Even he wouldn't fuck you.
>>150156807It's a hidden commentary
>>150169768Noice, do you creampie her regularly?
>>150169768Haha nice man. I bet you have her SCREAMING xD
>>150156724>pansexualWait, does this mean... he would fuck Charlie?
>>150156724Honestly Viv needs to do actually research some fucking theology, the more gnostic/esoteric the better.Cause otherwise her lore is shitty/lame.
