He is so cute, I want to hug him.
Die, woman
I want to punch him in the gut until he pukes and then shove his stupid little beak into it.
His daughter is cuter. I would rather make a deal with her than with impfucker.
>>150158251I want him to cuck Blitzo to tears.
>>150158251same, but only his female version
>>150158251I want to creampie his cloaca desu
>>150159340where is the owls penis?there is nothing there
>>150159436Don't owl males have cloaca, just like females?
>>150159340Damn, Moxxie putting it all on display
>>150159470thats canon?he actually has nothing there?geez, no wonder hes a cocklusted faggot
Alright I'm just gonna breeze past the tranny fujos here, does anyone have that webm of Stolas blowing his brains out? I could swear I saved it but I don't have it anymore.
>>150159529>thats canon?Yeah they confirmed it in the full moon episode
>>150159549just make a new one, anonheres the videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X11gRsdqwnc
>>150159573Oh fuck it maybe I will.
>>150159470No, birds literally just bump butts and that's more than ample enough to get the baby factory churning.
>>150159340>>150159436>>150159470Cloacas are fucking gross. Every excretion comes out of them which means the sperm shit and piss all mix. An form of aroused discharge might come with literal birdshit.
>>150159593Turns out I'm too dumb.
>>150159790That's hot
Found it.
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>>150158251WOWZA! Just look at that sultry minx! No wonder Tyrone and the gang did what they did on that steaming summer night in 2022 after poor Stolas accidentally opened a portal to Detroit, he was BEGGING for it.
>>150159925They say Stolas' bird butthole/cloaca grew three sizes that day...
>>150159790I agree, that is disgusting, which is why i headcanon that the females have normal human genitals, a vagina and a separate buttholeThis could also be why their marriages fail so often and why there are so many gay birds, their genders are physically incompatible with eachotherPerhaps thats merely just an epic troll from God, when they fell and transformed He made them so they will never be truly happy with eachotherHuman males are still very much compatible with goetian females, though
I figure since goetia are shapeshifters they can just change their equipment to whatever if they're skilled enough.
>>150160079If that were the case then would fagolas chose to have a dick?
>>150160188Not unless his partner wanted him to have one I guess? I mean, if you've had a dick all your life you wouldn't wanna swap it out would you? You know what it's the current year, don't answer that.
>>150159873and another one of big kev's friends bites the dust...
>>150160232Sexual assault trauma is a hell of a thing... Kev knows that better than anyone...
>>150160241Qrd?
>>150160258So you know what happened to Stolas in the summer of 2022 right?Well, the same exact thing happened to Big Zesty Kevin Nash in the summer of 1992, he took a wrong turn and ended up on a Detroit alleyway with 10 amateur basketball players, and he was never the same...
He is so much better as a woman its not even funny
>>150158251I have a little idea for a fanfic:Anon is a Dhork computer scientist who manipulates the cherubs to perform a ritual where upon dying he becomes a being superior to the lords of the Circle of Wrath, and he only did this because he saw Lonna during the massacre that happened in Truth Seekers, becoming sickly fascinated.>Upon arriving in Hell, he unknowingly causes the entire Circle of Wrath to fear him, especially the Hellhounds.>He unwittingly becomes Beelzebub's enemyThese are the ideas I have so far.
How many helluva slop threads are up right now?4? 5?
>>150158251Cute femboi but probably won't snuggle. He doesn't look like he smells nice. I don't like the smell of cologne.
>>150158251What's he doing posing like that? He's a 35 year old manGo home. Go home to your family loser
>>150161975Based rotoscope guy
>>150161760>a twitter ragebait thread died for this
>>150161975>>150162028I doubt even pim and charlie could fix his faggotryI do wanna see them try and make stella or octavia smile, though
>>150162134Seeing them try would be entertaining
>>150161760>I have a little idea for a fanfic:>Anon is a Dhork computer scientist who manipulates the cherubs to perform a ritual where upon dying he becomes a being superior to the lords of the Circle of Wrath, and he only did this because he saw Lonna during the massacre that happened in Truth Seekers, becoming sickly fascinated.>>Upon arriving in Hell, he unknowingly causes the entire Circle of Wrath to fear him, especially the Hellhounds.>>He unwittingly becomes Beelzebub's enemy>These are the ideas I have so far.Not to be a dick but he sounds like pic related.
>>150162440>Not to be a dick but he sounds like pic related.It's the same but better, right?Anyway, it's just an idea for a fanfic.>I remember that idiot
OHMYGOD!!!mexicans!!
>>150159925This true?
