The last thread hit bump limit, so let's pick up right where we left off.>They're seriously redoing the Green Goblin vs Scarlet Spider, except this time Norman Osborn is the good guy.Gwen Stacyfags are rolling over in their graves lol.
>>150158262>Norman preserving Spider-Man's secret identity because being Spider-Man is his new dream.What a hero!
>>150158262Oh dear you just copied this from yesterday.big mistake.>>150143595
How many guys are in the "dress up as Spider-Man" club? Kraven, Dr. Octopus, Green Goblin? Venom is by default.
>>150158319It's a continuation of that thread, yes. No rules broken.Also in other Spider/Symbiote related news, Rick Jones is the new Toxin, and Paul is getting kicked out of MJ's house, becoming homeless, and sadly dying alone.
>>150158310>No wife>No child>Become Spider-ManSeems to follow.
>>150158332MJNightcrawlerKaine
>>150158332Technically they had Peter dressing up as the Green Goblin last run. Twice.
and here we have another thread with the spoilers come up with a new dig dude.>>150155340
>>150158262Gwen fags don't deserve anything OP
>>150158346What if Paul really will become the next Spider-Man? Maybe he'll molest Miles Morales and steal his powers!
>>150158342that thread died and is in the achive so no this not a continuation.
>>150158396Oh, no, it's not in the archive yet, I checked. Anyways, we'll just pick up from there. You can stay up late if you like. You don't need to sleep yet, right?
Why are we heading into Death and Return of Superman? Who asked for this?
>>150158413Gwenschizo, a single Polish child molester, who is the only fan of ASM still left alive.
>>150158262Thank you for breaking Gwenschizo's spirit, OP. Unless it's not broken, in which case that's also fine because I like the idea of him ruining his sleep and damaging his health because you got him so angry.
>>150158357We can also count Chameleon.
>>150158342Cool outfit but he looks like hes from 40s
>>150158595Well, he's calling to back to Bucky.
>>150158342Honestly, it looks it's Paul over. The entirety of his story is wrapped up. His dad is dead, his kids are gone, he's not with MJ or acting as his guy in the chair, he's not harassing Dylan, and he's not getting any Symbiotes. Either he gets turned into something like Black Lantern Terry Long from DC, or he just disappears.
>>150158791Paul really was Terry Long 2.0, wasn't he?
>>150158537>Gwenschizo gave up and went to sleepThat's hilarious. He'll be back on his bullshit after he's well rested but, I think needing to be shown his shit is pointless needed to be done. Even if he does learn absolutely nothing.
>>150158342>Rick Jones is the new ToxinCan you be a sidekick to your own clothes?
>>150158262>except this time Norman Osborn is the good guy.>this timeHe always was.
>>150158811It's not like Terry was created just to block an established pairing the audience wanted to see. Paul is exponentially worse, he's the embodiment of Marvel trolling their readers.
>>150158900Will there be someone who gets over the leftover bits of Iron Patriot that aren't reflected in being Spider-Man?
>>150158937The same way the Slingers team were all wearing costumes Peter once wore, maybe one day we'll get a team of new versions of Iron Patriot, Gold Goblin and Spider-Norman and they're all Norman's kids
>>150158879If it was Paul who ended up with Toxin, that would've absolutely been their dynamic.
>>150159067>What's that, new host? Genocides? You were trying to do WHAT with Dylan? OH MY GOD GET ME OUT OF HEEEERE!
>>150159150>Will you shut the fuck up about couscous Paul I am trying to save lives
>>150158342>Paul Rabin three weeks after breaking up with MJ Watson.
>>150159656>Paul Rabin four weeks after breaking up with MJ Watson.
ASM Spoilers posted on CBR:So Ben ends his part in the issue still not knowing who Norman is...and not caring. Felicia knows he's switched with Peter and they go have a coffee. Peter tells Felicia the new Spider-Man will learn they have to get something before they realize how much they don't want it. Ben tells Felicia she has a good heart and she can call on him for anything. Janine arrives and meets Felicia for the first time, there's some nice moments with her and Ben before they both depart. Ben sticks Felicia with the bill
>>150159960>Ben sticks Felicia with the billAh, Ben. You cheeky little bugger.
>>150159960>Ben is a good boy again and somehow getting his memories back, entirely offscreenWow, they're really shitcanning everything Wells left behind. I guess one Polish guy wasn't enough to keep the shit raining down.
>>150159960How can Felicia be so dumb to trust Ben?
>>150159960>Ben sticks Felicia with the billWhat the FUCK.Kaine! Come collect this shithead ASAP!
>>150160104She met him once and compared his butt size with Peter's. It's fine.
>>150158332>How many guys are in the "dress up as Spider-Man" club? Kraven, Dr. Octopus, Green Goblin? Venom is by default.Off the top of my head Prowler, Chameleon, Deadpool, Daredevil, Blackcat and maybe Iron Fist and mysterio.
>>150160760Nightcrawler Can't forget him
>>150159960>So Ben ends his part in the issue still not knowing who Norman is...and not caringWait what? So he doesn't remember Norman at all? That's retarded. All of this is retarded and I hate it.
>>150158342So, how strong is composite Rick?
>>150158262I miss Romita's 90s style.
>>150161027Ben doesn't know it's Norman as Earth-Man
>>150161422yeah 2000s Romita kind of sucks. I honestly avoid reading stuff he's doing the art for.
>>150161324As strong as he needs to be!
Chasm is an okay idea poorly executed
>>150158262I'm kinda looking forward to pirating this.
>>150162451How would (You) do it anon?
>>150159960I want to believe this is the beginning of Ben's redemption, but I don't trust Marvel.
>>150159960Felicia and Ben meet up for a coffee. Felicia knows Ben has switched with Peter, Ben doesn't know Norman is Spidey, and he doesn't care who it is, Janine shows up, Ben talks about Peter and assures Felicia that, deep down, he knows he's alive due to having a 'clone sense', but they need to ask themselves why he's chosen NOT to come back. Over in space, after being picked up, Peter trains with his new friends. He decides to not go by Spider-Man while out in space and tells people he's rescuing his name is Peter, Rocket Racoon makes fun of all the Peters he knows that screw everything up
>>150163096When Ben comes back he realizes he didn't have a soul, and didn't go anywhere. Pissed off existential crisis that takes a step further where perhaps the psycho goo isn't even really Ben, a copy of a copy.
>>150164654Are they going to build to an All-Peter team with Star-Lord, Pete Wisdom, Quicksilver, Colossus, and Peter Parker working as a science guy role to hide being Spider-Man? Maybe Trapster gets forced into a good guy role as a fellow Peter.
>>150158930Marvel readers deserve to be trolled because they're impossible to please anyway.
The art is goddamn awful
>Ock became Spider-Man>Norman is now Spider-ManWho's next?
>>150165090>muh readers>muh gen zMake up your mind schizo.
>>150165183Troll the world.
>>150165255Polish grindset.
>>150165181Kingpin.
>>150165031I don't think Spider-Man would be able to stand being around Wisdom for very long. Pietro certainly wouldn't.
>>150158310>>150158262This is retarded.
>>150160104Are you stupid? Ben is more worthy that any other candidate besides Peter himself.
>>150165782Ben's also currently schizophrenic and actively taking over Peter's life. What she should be doing is tricking him into taking a stroll down to the Baxter Building to get his head fixed
>>150158364In a desperate pitch Marvel is going to one day truly revive Gwen and she fuses with VenomJ to become GwenomJ
>>150166289Disney will file contract breach lawsuit against the comic division if they do that.
Why is Felicia treated so well and Mary Jane so badly.
>>150166729They've both been treated like shit and with Willow's run I expect her to fall down another bad path
>>150166729anon the list of Spidey's love interests who havnt been dragged through the mud is very short and only consists of Carly Cooper because she was so forgetable
>>150166747Felicia is given real estate in the main book and a fucking explanation from ben. Mary Jane gets a door slammed in thier face AND.... She's portrayed by Zendaya in the movies. Disney was so embarrased they changed her name to Michele!
>>150166851Carlie was utterly shit, by the way, and was even willing to stan Norman Osborn to spite Peter for some goddamn reason.
>Muhfuggin Marywhores>Norman, dear, who is this strange homeless man?>Oh, don't mind him Gwen. That's just Paul Rabin.>Maryslutfags>What's wrong with this poor man?>Hm? Oh, some breakup he never got over. He's just been living like some sort of homeless schizophrenic.>That's so sad...>Don't pity him too much, my dear. He's from Poland, and he even tried to molest Eddie Brock's son. Now come on, it's almost time for Peter and Mary Jane's anniversary.>WHORES! WHORES! WHOOOORES!>Yes, I do think we better get going. What an awful creature.
>>150165647So nothing unusual? Got it.
>>150167392She was drunk and angry but that's not much of an excuse with her backstory in consideration.
>>150167000Felicia doesn't even get portrayed in movies tho.
>>150167803She was a fucking police officer shilling a serial killer.
>>150167813Which is honestly a blessing at this point.
>>150165647Nah, Norman is proving to be the best ever
>>150167878Better than a useless whore like Gwen Stacy, at any rate. It’s a relief that he killed her, in all honesty.
How long has Peter been missing? Surely he's been in space for at least a few days at a time without need for people to question where he is?Like what's different between now and when he's with the FF? Does Reed just place a call somewhere saying he needs an intern?
>>150167935seeing that spiderverse vs venomverse is after this, maybe a week
>>150167878It’s a shame they scrubbed his mind clean. The idea of Norman Osborn, one of Marvel’s most notoriously self-serving villains, locked in a moral cage match with his own forcibly reformed self while both sides are heckling the other mercilessly would've been genuinely funny.
>>150168323Oh so kinda like USMv2 with AI Norman constantly pestering Harry?
>>150165181Don’t forget Kraven. He started this whole thing
>>150168336Lol. Yeah. It's pretty much the same setup, but with more potential for humor. Harry rebuilt his father as an AI to externalize the harsh, critical voice he internalized as a kid and now endures continuous judgment that reinforces his negative self-beliefs and worsens his anxiety. Norman is in the middle of pursuing self-improvement. He'd work through guilt, shame, and lingering self-criticism as he tries to reconcile past mistakes with his emerging ideals and being Norman he wouldn't be able to resist firing shade right back at his inner critic.
>>150167820Also a childhood friend of one of the serial killer's victims.
>>150166289Nah, she's dead and she's going to stay that way.
>>150167935It’s been a couple of months, at least.
>>150168776They spent so long shilling this bitch as his perfect love interest.
>>150168542Was Kraven's last hunt a mistake? No Do people need to stop referencing it? Yes.
>>150167935Apparently, it's been a few weeks going by Jameson.
>>150168954It needs to stop getting referenced by hacks and frauds. Zeb Wells’s attempt at aping it was pathetic and infantile.
