As the boat sailed away from the shore, Ronnie felt an immediate longing for the immense solitude the island had given to him. Suddenly he attempted to leap overboard to return to the quiet land, but he was held back by the captain. With teary eyes, the castaway looked up at the grizzled sea dog. The captain knew those eyes. ''We all long for that life, son. It is where a man need only be a man and nothing else.'' The captain then leapt into the water. ''Dibs!''
Ronnie should make an adventure game with AGS, would be fun to play.
>>150159946 Oh, that sounds like it could be fun actually. He could make a few of those overly long, overly sad, hidden text like messages for objective descriptions:"This is rock; I will keep it in mind in case I ran out of food and get desperate enough to eat it, or in case I ran out of food and I get REALLY hungry and use it to end my torment". Yes, I know, I am objectively not funny. >>150158587 I liked this one, and I feel like he is really experimenting with the faces lately.
>>150158587going full elf comic i see
>>150158587The additional text is actually a genius premise for a thriller show or movie, a rescue crew finding people who appear to have survived well in remote places, keeping them captive or killing them and claiming they never found anyone, then setting up a network of unmapped island retreats for themselves and captives.I'm writing it here instead of keeping it so there's archived proof of the inspo incase Ronnie wants some sort of residuals or dibs to pitch it to a studio.
>>150159946wasn't he making a game i remember years ago 4R
>>150158587>6 monthsso agrias has given birth?
>le funny maymay facea new low
>>150161546This means next comes the stage where Ronnie starts noticing hints that Agrias might have a baby/small child at home, but every one of them has some other plausible explanation, and he never actually sees the baby itself and is still too embarrassed to ask. This continues for years.
>>150161546If she gave birth or lost weight while he was away it would start the ambiguity cycle all over again.
>>150158587The text is funnier that the comic.
Dad you guys make sure to buy soup off his Amazon wishlist
>>150162838This. The text was actually a good joke, but the comic made me feel nothing.
>>150162024I think her weight shouldn’t change at all for maximum confusion. Lots of women never bounce back after birth.
>>150162838>>150163132That's been happening a lot lately
>>150162838>>150163132>>150164627like, i wanted to laugh, but the comic didn't let me.
>>150160093That was actually pretty good, Ronnie.
>>150158587Dude ronnie fucking sucks he’s not funny and his art is shit. Yes some charm is there but its literally childish malingering at this point, the dude’s like 40 and im not saying he has to be writing high drama and realism, but this ‘haha my art sucks my joke sucks and in actually a stupid loser’ thing is just not lucid, its really cowardly. Not because he needs to be bold or confident or anything like that, but because he actually does have complete learned helplessness that causes him to instantly give up on any thought or effort, he just gets nervous and starts besting himself up before he can even get started. And no its not cool or charming lol
>>150160093He really is resoundingly unfunny. its not even a joke he wrote, he's just saying he could kill himself with a rock. the rock being food is a false start that has nothing to do with the punchline. Perhaps it should be a comic and the joke would be they find a starving Ronnie holding a gun in his own mouth, which causes hun to tear up and say 'i was hungry', the joke being he was not attempting suicide but actually trying to eat the gun
>>150164619This actually made me chuckle.
>>150166069Ronnie didn't write that, the poster did.
>>150158587Wait how did he end on an island?
>>150162814jesus christ
justice for randy
